#+LMAOOO-

[askthejash]

*shoves jekyll in a blender* april fools *turns it on*

WH- WHAT!?

🧪Jekyll is trapped inside a comically large blender.🧪

AY- GET HIM OUTTA THERE-

{Soul forms his trident out of a fire-like energy, using it to shoot at the blender, blasting it into smithereens before it can shred Jekyll into pieces.}

...

This is ridiculous..

[everythingwasnormalhere]

pls rb if you think cuddling doesn't have to be s3xual

im tryna prove a point to my bf's mother help me out

[versacethotty]

this is fucking frying me rn 😭😭😭

[sentimental-apathy]

I literally cannot breathe omfg

[jarondont]

[putadapower]

bill talking about ford in therapy

the code is: even his lies are lies

Bill talking about Ford and then having to talk about his parents, who he killed, is really insaneee

[bedknees]

[willgrahamscock]

pls rb with pt.2 it's so worth it

[softwaring]

[vvenuspng]

💥📣 BLITZO SUX

[as-i-watch]

Even when sharing he's the most vague motherfucker known to man

[specshroom]

⋆˚🐾˖°

Wolf hybrid who is sooooo excited to experience his bunny hybrid partners first heat. So excited that he vastly underestimates just how horny bunnies are in heat.

He's expecting his cute little bunny partner (you) to cry and beg for his knot. Which you do and he knots and cums inside you twice but then right after his knot deflates you look up at him and go "Again?"

He's a little tired but he can't say no to you...

Until it's the sixth fucking round and you're still bouncing on his very overstimulated cock. He knows it's very bad to interrupt a bunny while they're so deep in heat but he might just pass out and you're so lost in the sauce you might just keep going if he does.

He needs to think of a way to satisfy you that won't literally kill him. He gets an idea and reaches for his phone. It's really embarrassing but the best thing he can think of at that moment is to open the group chat, aptly named "The Boys", and hastily text:

[Hey guys can u come over]

[I need sum help with something]

⋆˚🐾˖°

[bashzzey]

I bet sour lemons are alien to him in the land of sweets 🍋

Also have silly bonus from aggie :]c

Max Jax? Max Jax.

[thedumb1]

[toshio]

[mildcrow]

every day i wake up and think about farcille