I posted this to twitter but it didn’t really get any attention so HERE IT IS.
Yes. This is real. And I am not sorry. Your eyes have been exposed to Sephiroth, but not just any Sephiroth... this is MER-MOSASAURUS SEPHIROTH. Feast your eyes. The red colouring is an homage to Prehistoric Planet’s beautiful mosasaurus design, and the dorsal fin is very much speculative.
I think a mosasaurus would fit him quite well as a mermaid, considering they were apex predators of their time. A pliosaurid could work well too (maybe I’ll give that a go sometime).
The pufferfish is such a mood.
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Honestly you people need to start thinking about fanfiction like a restaurant.
You do not have to order the salmon if you don't like salmon.
If I order the salmon, I am not forcing you to eat the salmon. Nor are you obligated to order it just because I am.
If we are going with the intention of sharing food, that's okay! I happen to like steak too. I don't need to order the salmon. I'm capable of going to the restaurant and not ordering the salmon. We can order the steak.
There is a whole menu of things you can have. The salmon is just an option. We can even find a restaurant that doesn't serve salmon at all.
Yes, I know some people are allergic to salmon. But I'm not going up to them and force-feeding it to them. The only way my salmon can hurt them is if they come to our table and take the salmon.
The only way you'll expose yourself to my salmon and the unpleasantness of eating it is if I tell you my dish has salmon in it and you insist on having a bite anyway.
You're midway through your meal and realize it has salmon in it? Okay. Lets send it back and order something else. Maybe you didn't see it in the ingredients list. Or maybe the chef didn't put it down.
Its really that simple.
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I drew this a while back for halloween but am posting it here a bit late.
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Sephiroth the well-versed man.
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"Sephiroth doing paperwork" gets treated like a funny meme about the peculiar fixations of fanfic writers, but if you think about it, the guy's job – at least pre-losing-his-shit – is to somehow be a corporate middle manager and a cop at the exact same time, both professions which are notable for the unbelievable quantities of bullshit paperwork they generate. He would absolutely be filling out Form 27-B.
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