#//aaaah i would love to see your kitty!!

[team-magma-official]

◓ Tabitha you are so correct for being a Skitty trainer, tell me all about Princess and your other Pokemon!

(OOC: My cat in real life is also named Princess this is WONDERFUL)

Aw, thank you! Cat tax for your trouble:

Princess is a cotton candy skitty, which means she has blue eyes and would be more blue than purple if I decided to evolve her into a delcatty. It's a popular breed on the contest circuit.

She's a typical skitty in terms of personality--loud and mischievous. Maxie's officially banned her from being in his office but that doesn't stop her from sneaking in and chewing on stuff. I'll admit she's a tiny bit spoiled.

Ani's your average crimson-throated swellow. I caught her as a taillow on my journey as a teenager. She's a clever bird--pokémon tend to be smarter than mundane animals anyway, but she's fantastic at puzzle solving.

Arcturus was my starter! He's been in my family for ages--torkoal live pretty much forever, and he's been around as long as I can remember. He was my mom's starter when she went on her journey too.

[jakesgoodgirl]

꣑୧ licking sunghoon veins - mdni

you were waiting for sunghoon to come over after his late dance practice, you already done w your night routine, shower done n dinner eaten. sunghoon always comes already feed n cleaned as he wants to spend his entire time for and with you when he comes n not on mundane chores. so as he arrives, he would take off his outside clothes n comes straight to find u in bed, i've missed you princess, he would tiredly say, as he climbs under the blanket. how was practice ? youd asked making him sleepy smile, im so tired, baby, he'd reply, his hands encircling you in a hug, is it okay if we just fall asleep baby ? youll tell me bout your day for breakfast, okay ? he would then add, kissing the top of you head. but as he tells you so, you saw his veiny hands, strocking affectionly your arm skin, slowly turning you on. as he slowly falls asleep, his rubs slowing, you couldn't stop but thinking about his veins full on display. hoonie ? lemme take care of you, you softly whisper as you move away from his grip, straddling his lap, wanting nothing more than to please him. he would just open his eyes, trusting you his whole soul, but still wanting see what you're plotting.

your lips wrapped around his finger, your tongue twirling around his tips, n his tiredness due to the dance practice, made everything feels overwhelming to him he could only close his eyes again, his breath deepening. as you slowly go up, licking his biceps, he'd relax further more and whimper fuck keep going, accepting his sweet fate. as you'd take off his tank top, he'd bring one arm over his face, getting comfortable as he thinks you'd suck him off, but you aren't done w his pretty veins yet. his chest n abs were all soon scared with your bites and saliva, while his dick remain untouched making him buck his hips, in the air, asking for attention. stay patient, sunghoonie, you'd tell him as you're done kissing his v line. please, princess, hed unlikely start to beg.

after taking his sweatpants n boxer off, his dick already hard, you can't help but stare at the full on display veins, that made you like this in the first place. it's not everyday you're in charge, and as he is clearly too tired to do anything, you can have your fun and tease him by only licking up the veins, ignoring his tip. so as you kitty lick his veins, his whimpers would get loud with lots of please y/n or fuck baby, his hips bucking in your hand, precum coming out of his tip. he would lose it when you only kitty lick his tip, forcing your head down as he bucks his hips making you gag, yeaah just like that. he'd keep his hand on your hand, but just resting, liking your dominant side a little. he'd like it so much, he would cum fast, n unannounced, him too tired to form words only hmms n aaaah coming out of his mouth.

notes : i never write anyone else but jake, but i love my @pockettwinzz bby so >< this is literally my first smut ever i'm shitting my pants >___<

[inspiredwriter]

*En la mañana siguiente*

Stefany :*entra la cosina y vierte vaso de agua* vaya, Pero qué noche Leo y yo bebiendo vino y hacer el amor fue muy divertido 😏😊🍷💗💞❣️💘*se soba las caderas* Ay~😣💦me duele mucho las caderas me dio muy fuerte tomaré una pastilla 😅😖💊💖💕

Leonardo :*entra la cocina*(pensamientos 💭) Oh concha me duele un poco la cabeza creo que bebimos demasiado vino😖😅🍷*se soba la cabeza* rato no recuerdo nada que nos acostamos en el suelo de la sala 😌😣🛋️*abraza atrás de Stefany*

Stefany : hola guapo veo que al fin despertaste por esta diversión que tuvimos anoche 🥰😉🌃💞💕💖*toma una pastilla y bebe agua*Aaaah~😄🤤💊🥤💦

Leonardo :*se acurruca el cuello de Stefany*Sí, mi amor podrías Dame un poco de agua me siento un poco dolor de mi cabeza y muy sediento 🥺🥵🔥🥤❣️💞💘

Stefany :*saca una pastilla y lo da a Leo con el agua*tranquilo tengo una pastilla para el dolor de cabeza así desaparecerá 😊😃💊🥤💖💗💕

Leonardo :*toma la pastilla y bebe el agua* Aaaaaah~😄🤤🥤💦 Muchas gracias mi cariño☺️🥰💝💞💕*abraza a Stefany en la cintura* bueno Ayer fue muy placentera si no has visto antes 😏🤗💞💕💖

Stefany :*abraza a Leo del cuello* Claro tortuguita pero tú estabas completamente borracho pero tan romántico🥰😍💘🩷💕💗*besa a Leo en los labios *Mmmmmuah~😚💋💘🩷💞💖 debemos hacer una competencia de bebe vino más seguido😄🤭🍷💕❣️💝

Leonardo : si, tienes la razón hacerlo otra vez 😘☺️💖💘💗💕*olfaltea el cuello de Stefany* Mmmmh, todavía Hueles a vino de uva en tu encantador cuerpo gatita 😏🥰🍷💝💞❤️‍🔥❣️*besa y lame el cuello de Stefany*muah~😚💞🩷💘 Mmmhm~😋❣️❤️‍🔥💖

Stefany : jajaja, Lee Ya deja de hacerme cosquillas 😂🥰💖💕❣️*acaricia a Leo en la mejilla* Espéro te acuerdes que tú me ayudarás a limpiar la Sala que está cubierta de vino y la cocina llena de agua 😁😅🛋️🧻🧼

Leonardo : Por supuesto que sí Stefany No lo olvidaría☺️😁💓💝❣️💘*se rasca la cabeza* pero me ayudarías a encontrar mi borxe y mi pantalón no recuerdo En dónde Los dejé 🥺😓👖🩳💞🩷💖💕

@inspiredwriter

Stefany: Oh, sure, Lee, I'll help you find your clothes😯😄👖🩳💗💝💕 Hmm, yesterday we made love drunkenly and threw our clothes all over the living room...🤔😅🛋💖💞❣️

Leonardo and Stefany: *Enter the living room*

Stefany: *Picks up Leo's pants from the floor* Oh, here are your pants, baby, but they're very stained with wine, so it would be better if I wash them😀😅👖🍷💖💝💘💞 *Picks up her shorts, T-shirt and panties from the floor* Hmm, my things are here, but I can't find your boxers🤨👚👖💗💕💞

Leonardo: *Looks under the sofa* Oh, don't worry, my kitty, I already found it😉🥰🩳💝❤💕 *Takes out boxers and sees that it's torn* Oh, what the heck?!😲😱 ...Probably one of us tore my boxers yesterday when we was drunk...😓🍷💖💞💘

Stefany: *folds clothes on the sofa and picks up a torn bra from the floor* Oh, Lee, my bra is also torn😳😥👙💓💗💕

Leonardo: Mmh, I take it back, no more wine drinking competitions😠😤🚫🍷💘💝❣️💕

Stefany: *Caresses Leo's plastron* Little turtle, please don't be mad, I'll sew up your boxers and they'll be as good as new, in the meantime you can wrap a towel around your waist😅🥰🧵🩳💖💝💕❣️

@swagreecrow

[borathae]

Chapter 35

it was a pretty bad dream. I tried to make it stop”, MOM I LOVE HIM

we are in his room 👀👀 what happened afterwards “You got pretty drunk last night and then insisted on sleeping with me so I wouldn’t feel lonely.” oops lets see what all she did 😭😭

“I wouldn’t take advantage of you like that.” PERIODT

“You’re a terrible fighter, especially when drunk.” 😭😭😭

are you telling me that you were awake the entire night?” EDWARD CULLEN WHO??

TAE IS GETTING RELEASED YESS YEEHAW WE DID IT

he want to see her happy oh oh

“Also your cheek is really soft, it feels nice to kiss”, WHAT AM I SUPPOSED TO DO WITH THIS INFO?? CRY? SCREAM? YEET MYSELF OUT THE WINDOW? PUNCH A WALL? SHIT BRICKS? PULL OUT HAIR? AAA

“Whatever, I’m leaving AAH HE IS SUCHA CUTIE PIE I CANT PLEASE MY TSUNDERE KITTY my lil yogurt

WAIT IS THAT FORESHADOW OR SOMETHING or just me overthinking?? didnt say something like that last chapter( wait that was me jumping into conclusion in the review🤡)

“Nuh-uh you’re not. XD this is so funny, like she just did that haha i love them both pls

You shouldn’t assume the worst, especially when Yoongi is trying so hard to be better for you. You should be better for him too and finally stop doubting him. He is a sweet man, a little rough and cold at times, but at his core Yoongi is a good man. wow just called us all out for having mixed feelings about him BUT I ALSO LOVE HIM STINKING SOO MUCH

HE GAVE US SWEET DREAMS, taking "sweet dreams/goodnight" to another level

“You should have come to me whenever it happened. I could have calmed them down.” oh my yoongi bear

she is so nice, cuz i would have chosen violence for joon

“it offends me that you think so lowly of me.” im sorry 🤷🏻‍♀️

“No, of course not”, he grumbles. ofc he is 😭i love him and his new feelings, the way u subtly describe those changes aah

“Test you?” you giggle, “come on Yoongi Boongie, relax”, you tell him, leaning down to kiss his tensed neck. you have officially broken him

“It’s just how the pants are cut”, he mumbles. sure sure i believe you

The Creator of vampires possesses a sensitive neck and is shivering from mere kisses. AAAAH

another panties ripped #justiceforpanties #stoppantyabuse2024

their chemistry is just 😭😭

“Yeah?” you try not to sound too affected by his confession, but honestly you are. me at you

His voice was made for such dirty words, they sound so sinful when his tongue forms them. HISVOICEINCONCERTSAAAAAA

“Tell me what to do next” I HAVE ASCENDED

“uhm, damn Yoongi, give me a moment. I, I wasn’t ready for you to be so into this.” sis is shooketh, im her she is me

WE ARE RIDFING HIS FACE??

Since when did he get so hot? "Always was”, he says.  WTF SHUT UP U DIDNT HEAR THAT SNEAKY MY

"Christ. Stop teasing hold on yoongles is bc, LIKE BC cuz he is 3000 holy shit, my mind is blown

His hair tickles your nose, it smells of mint and green apple. where did he get green apple scented shampoo

"I think”, he croaks, fingers squeezing your hip.  HE IS HAPPY YES MY YOON

HE IS ARCHING HIS BACK “Princess, s-slow down”, he chokes out. YOONGI UR TOO HOT UR KILLING ME

Yoongi furrows his brows and lets out a soft sob. It sounded desperate and high-pitched.  I HAVE DIED, RESURRECTED AND DIED AGAIN

“I’m your willing s-slave”, boi u cant just say that out of nowhere my heart just gave out

you can devour me IM GONNA BITE YOU, VAMPIRE HEALING WONT DO SHIT TO THE HICKEY IM ABOUT TO GIVE YOU BABY

they are so hot and adorable together i wanna give them my unborn child

it was a pretty bad dream. I tried to make it stop”, MOM I LOVE HIM

I LOVE HIM TOO GAAAH

“I wouldn’t take advantage of you like that.” PERIODT

he is actually so important to me

“You’re a terrible fighter, especially when drunk.” 😭😭😭

jJFASJDF he is so sassy I love himm

he want to see her happy oh oh

*sobs so hard she dies*

“Also your cheek is really soft, it feels nice to kiss”, WHAT AM I SUPPOSED TO DO WITH THIS INFO?? CRY? SCREAM? YEET MYSELF OUT THE WINDOW? PUNCH A WALL? SHIT BRICKS? PULL OUT HAIR? AAA

ME FRO REAL LIKE OMFMDFM

“Whatever, I’m leaving AAH HE IS SUCHA CUTIE PIE I CANT PLEASE MY TSUNDERE KITTY my lil yogurt

omfg "my lil yogurt" is unironically such a cute nickname OMFG I MIGHT NEED TO MAKE HER SAY IT TO HIM ONCE IIIHIHIHI

WAIT IS THAT FORESHADOW OR SOMETHING or just me overthinking?? didnt say something like that last chapter( wait that was me jumping into conclusion in the review🤡)

mhhhhhhhhhhm 👀👀👀

“Nuh-uh you’re not. XD this is so funny, like she just did that haha i love them both pls

fajdsjf I love her she is so hot

You shouldn’t assume the worst, especially when Yoongi is trying so hard to be better for you. You should be better for him too and finally stop doubting him. He is a sweet man, a little rough and cold at times, but at his core Yoongi is a good man. wow just called us all out for having mixed feelings about him BUT I ALSO LOVE HIM STINKING SOO MUCH

fjasdjfj HE IS THE CUTEST YOU CANT BE MAD AT HIM GOSHH

HE GAVE US SWEET DREAMS, taking "sweet dreams/goodnight" to another level

😭😭😭😭

“You should have come to me whenever it happened. I could have calmed them down.” oh my yoongi bear

LIKE HE IS SO COMFORT!!!!!

“No, of course not”, he grumbles. ofc he is 😭i love him and his new feelings, the way u subtly describe those changes aah

jadjsf htank you!! heheeh

“Test you?” you giggle, “come on Yoongi Boongie, relax”, you tell him, leaning down to kiss his tensed neck. you have officially broken him

boy is officially fainting (real)

“It’s just how the pants are cut”, he mumbles. sure sure i believe you

jfajsdf I love how he is always lying lIKE BOOy

The Creator of vampires possesses a sensitive neck and is shivering from mere kisses. AAAAH

*feral noises*

their chemistry is just 😭😭

THANK YOU IT IS LIKE IT'S MAKING ME INSANE

“Yeah?” you try not to sound too affected by his confession, but honestly you are. me at you

JADSJF

His voice was made for such dirty words, they sound so sinful when his tongue forms them. HISVOICEINCONCERTSAAAAAA

DONT I WILL CREAM

“Tell me what to do next” I HAVE ASCENDED

I forgot that I made him say that- OGOODBYE

WE ARE RIDFING HIS FACE??

*dies*

Since when did he get so hot? "Always was”, he says.  WTF SHUT UP U DIDNT HEAR THAT SNEAKY MY

I NEED HIM SO BAD

"Christ. Stop teasing hold on yoongles is bc, LIKE BC cuz he is 3000 holy shit, my mind is blown

jfasdjfjas he is indeed JFJADSF

His hair tickles your nose, it smells of mint and green apple. where did he get green apple scented shampoo

THERE IS ACTUALLY GREEN APPLE SHAMPOO YOU CAN BUY IN MY LOCAL STORE IT SMELLS SO GOOD

"I think”, he croaks, fingers squeezing your hip.  HE IS HAPPY YES MY YOON

boongie yoobi baby :(

HE IS ARCHING HIS BACK “Princess, s-slow down”, he chokes out. YOONGI UR TOO HOT UR KILLING ME

HELP I FORGOT ABOUT THE BACK ARCHING WTFFDSFSA

Yoongi furrows his brows and lets out a soft sob. It sounded desperate and high-pitched.  I HAVE DIED, RESURRECTED AND DIED AGAIN

I forgot about this too *dies*

“I’m your willing s-slave”, boi u cant just say that out of nowhere my heart just gave out

I DID NOT FORGET ABOUT THIS I THINK ABOUT IT DAILY

you can devour me IM GONNA BITE YOU, VAMPIRE HEALING WONT DO SHIT TO THE HICKEY IM ABOUT TO GIVE YOU BABY

ME FOR REAL LIKE SREIOUSLY

they are so hot and adorable together i wanna give them my unborn child

HELP HAHAHHAHA THIS IS SO FUNNY HAHAHHA

[yanderelovlies]

Could you do some Bo nsfw however you want to write it is up to you.

🔪THIS FIC IS 18+ AGELESS AND BLANK BLOGS WILL BE BLOCKED 🔪

Bo loves to collect old electronics. It brings out a sense of nostalgia, so when he finds a purple Tamagotchi, he could help but snatch it up. He excitedly took the little device home as he tried to guess what little virtual pet he adopted.

"Mmmmnnya! Good morning master!"

There on the screen was the cutest neko character he had ever seen. He would be lying if he said he wasn't immediately interested. "Uuum..Hi!"

"Oh! You don't look like my last master....bbbuuutt you seem just as nice! So! Hi I'm y/n your new kitty friend!"

Bo let out a nervous chuckle. God, they are cute. "Hello y/n. I'm Bo!"

Bo cringed a bit when he tried to match your energy, but when he heard your cute giggle he almost melted.

"I bet we are gonna be fast friends!"

.

.

.

And fast friends you were. The two of you talked every day and spent almost all your time together. At some point, it got really flirty between you two, only making Bo wish you were real more.

He thought it was nothing but a dream until one day you purred to him, "you know... if you could plug me into your computer I could solve our physical problems..."

Well, that caught Bo's attention, and he was quick to do as you asked. However, when he did, nothing happened. Confused, he turned to your device for awnseres just to see you were gone. Distressed and upset, Bo spent half of that night trying to figure out what had happened. When he found nothing, he went to bed, still very upset.

When he woke the next morning, you were lying on top of him. You were grinding on his on his leg as sweet mews escaped your lips. When his eyes fully adjusted, he gained his sense he placed his hand in your hips to put a little more pressure.

As much as he wanted to say something he was afraid that it would all be dream so instead he decided to go along with it for now.

"Mmmm master m-more please!" He put a little more pressure as you continued to grind on him. "Aaaah...so good."

Just as you felt you were close, Bo flipped the two of you, so he was now on top of you. The hunger and lust in your eyes matched his as he began to remove both of your clothing as fast as his fumbling hand would allow him.

Once they were gone, he wasted no time in preparing you he knew his dick was bigger than average, and he didn't want to break you before he truly had fun with you. One thing was for sure he knew if this wasn't a dream, the next thing he wanted to do was taste all you had to offer.

For now, he was more worried about about feeling you squeeze are his cock. So once he felt you were ready, he lined himself up with your entrance. Before entering, he looked back at you, giving you a silent plea.

Breathing heavily at the anticipation and red face, you nodded, lifting your hips up slightly. "Breed me master."

Not needing anymore he fully plunged his cock into you causing you to cry loudly as you back arched. The pain of the stretch as was so delicious Bo could feel you cum as soon as he hit the hilt.

Like a man possessed, Bo began to pump his hips, causing his dick to go in out of with sloppy slaps. Your cries of pleasure and overstimulation echoed through the only way, causing his movements to go faster. God, he loved the feeling of you fully wrapped around him. It was more than he ever imagined and just couldn't get enough of it. He had become addicted and wanted as much as you give him.

In a moment, he had stopped making you look up to him in your lustful haze. Just as he lifted your legs to go over his should, you opened your mouth to ask when he slammed back into you, causing you to instead moan loudly.

His thrusts were more animalistic as he leaned down, attaching his mouth to your neck, marking it up and down with Hickes and bites. He wants proof that this happened. He could feel you clamp around him singling that you were close, and luckily, for you, he was too.

"I-inside master....please! Aaanng I want you k-kits!"

Moving up slightly, he moves over to attach his lips to your own as he slams into one last time and fills you to the brim with his seed. You had had together with him as your legs shook, and eyes rolled back into your head. The only thing keeping your foggy mind from headings was the feeling of Bo's tongue moving with yours.

When he finally pulled away from him, he was able to get a good look at the mess he made of you, and he was quite impressed with himself. Satisfied, he moved the two of you so you once again cuddled up on his chest with his arms wrapped around you.

"Tomorrow I would like to talk with you about what happened. For now... let's stay like this for a while."

[ngmn2002]

It's finally here!

The card I waited for to drop is finally heeereeee!!!

Sooo... he is actually human! It's true!!

His way of talking!!! aaaah! He is so cute!!! straightforward as always... truly adorable.... living in there is pretty dangerous for him...... messing and getting eaten is really scary... eeeeeh.... all to stay with your loved one, huh? That's pretty sweet. Speaking of loved one... Amane (was wondering what he is called in there! we got it! but maybe his work title is Hanako? just like in the manga...

while Tsukasa calls him Amane 'his real name' anyway.) It's reaaaaaly lovely to see Amane getting mad at him for not wearing his cat ears. Overprotective of those he loves as always. ♡ It's really needed! I mean, he is so caring! Ah... looking after Tsukasa... caring too much about him and his well-being... hmm... to the point of getting mad at him if he misbehaved and got in danger... gotta love that. ♡ ~

Put it back my dear, for your own safety. ahh... that again... why? I don't think Tsukasa would ever say that thing? He doesn't talk that way? ..........

Your secret is in safe hands.♡ And you mean to tell me he was whispering all he said?! aww... that's too cute!!! lovely sweet boy!!!

"Anyway, nighty night." aaaah... so cute and carefree as always!!! ♡♡~

This whole thing with him is adorable?! I can't!!! Hmm... I would be happy to have this kitty staying in my room all the time. It's my pleasure. ♡♡♡~

This was worth the wait!

♡♡♡♡♡

[asklunarkitty]

Hi kitty, I would like to ask for a reading pls. How my future relationship with m will be? Thankssss xx - 🎃

Hi pumpkin! (Aaaah I love Halloween so much!) Let’s see what we can find out. Here’s what I pulled:

1. Strength

2. Eight of wands reversed

2. Seven of wands reversed

My cat just decided to plop himself down right next to me and ask for my attention. I guess he wants in on this reading.

So it looks like M will be someone who helps you a lot with your self-confidence. Someone who will remind you of how amazing you are. Don’t expect things to move too quickly, though. Looks like M has a wee bit of self-doubt themselves and needs to get over that before they approach you. I think your relationship with M is going to be helpful for both of you in gaining self-confidence and feeling good about yourself.

Now my cat is purring. He approves.

Do with this reading what you will. Blessed be!

[thegoodceai]

Five players wow! Thats a lot to convert to the "Devil's Game" I love that, congrats! From the handful of games I've gotten to play, I've flipped back and forth between using content that I've made for Stories and using the things that happened to place in the Stories; have you gotten to flesh out more of your fantasy adventure through dnd or vice versa?

Yesss, IF so goood. I'm definitely gonna check out those, I've had Project Hadea cross my dash a couple of times but as always know Of things not what they're about, but if u like em I definitely gotta check em out ^-^. The Passenger was a surprise hit for me, I personally suck at replaying for multiple endings/routes but that one I definitely wanna.

Ayyo! Nice! Even if nothings out yet, I still know it takes a lot of effort and ye is hard to even work up the confidence to put it out there, so I'm proud of you! I can't wait! If nothing else you'll have at least one fan, and it's always good even if you're just making it for yourself <3. Woulddd/have you considered making it an IF or do you have a more 'linear' story in mind?

Oooo nioce! I've saved scummed, and crash and stuck in sidestep is Rough, omg the good/bad angst lol. I've played twice but keep being 'too bad' for folks to want to bust sidestep out lul. I loveee reluctant villains, they're so good. I'm a big fan of playing sidestep as 'fated' but reluctant, like feels they can't stop but wants someone (cough ortega) to stop them. I've tiptoed into the fully evil sidestep, it's veryyyy rough but if you love angst I highly recommend, oh jeez just the reactions.

I feel u lol. We tend to name pets along with food names, but the hilarity of a Cat named like Kevin is just too great. Clementine is a beautiful name and a dumb orange cat would be grateful to have it lol.

Ahh fair enough. It sounds like it was a good series for the time, at the very least a good stepping stone and formative! I'm interested to see how much that might be reflected in your own writing. At the very least, thank you for sharing how important it is/was to you <3 :))).

Again thank yew for answering my questions and replying to all my paragraphs with paragraphs lol

asdfaf yeah, i love my friends to death but they are Chaotic players. it's been a journey. if nothing else, i've learned quite a bit of improv, and fleshing out our homebrew setting helped me organize my writing quite a bit (especially my outlines). for the most part, i try to keep stuff separate tho, even if sometimes some things bleed over (like, NPC traits, or city structures or stuff like that), but the stories are completely different in both the general setting, and the vibes.

Project Hadea just updated and i read it last night and. god. so good. definitely check it out.

it started out as a linear story, and mostly for fun, but the more i added to it, the more other possible outcomes and scenarios started to make themselves known and. i am kinda considering making it into IF format. idk yet, i am waiting to have it more fleshed out (like, actually written, not just outlines and bulletpoints and scenes that aren't yet tied to each other)

aaaah the good angst. i will definitely play an evil route with sidestep. hopefully soon, i started replaying Baldur's Gate again and the Hyperfixation is. very strong.

unfortunately naming pets with human names seems to start to be a tradition with my friends. we already have a cat in the group named Mike (he truly is the definition of no thoughts, head empty. i love my furry nephew so much). some other friends recently rescued a stray kitty and named her Maia (which we all know several people with that name). the other pets that are relatively close to the group are either named after food, or have very literal cat and dog names (my aunt got a cat and she named him Motan. which is just "male cat" in romanian. truly like naming your cat Cat)

thank u for being so indulging lol <3 it's been fun to rant with someone on this hellsite again 🖤🖤🖤

[mizunetzu]

omg i’m so excited i like,, spam read all of your writing and now i can request,,, anyway, could i request maybe something similar to your Tanaka x femboy reader, but with Oikawa? like he mistakes him for a girl and maybe flirts with the reader a little bit and the reader i just like ,,”you do,, you do realize i am a man correct” and hijinks ensue?? sorry if this is too vague i suck at describing things. lotsa love your writing is literally my favorite 💕

Omg wait Oikawa??? And femboy reader??? Hijinks???? Take me now—

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Oikawa x reader - Oikawa Tooru Goes Both Ways

⚠️warnings - reader is mistaken and referred to unintentionally as a girl. I assure you, this is a male reader. Femboy reader, if that triggers you.

Pronouns - male, he/him

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Oikawa couldn’t help but stare as a...rather cute girl stepped into the gym.

“Oi! Shittykawa! Focus!” Iwaizumi was about to hurl a volleyball at Oikawa’s head when he caught sight of where he was staring. He looked from the newcomer, back to Oikawa’s eyes tracing their form up and down.

“Iwa-chan...” Oikawa held his breath as he pointed subtly. “Who is that?”

Iwaizumi looked over back to the intruder. Sure enough, some girl with (h/c) styled hair stood at the foot of the door awkwardly. They weren’t sporting the school uniform, instead wearing a skirt with a cafe apron tied around their waist. Oikawa recognized the cute logo on the somewhat dirty apron as the coffee shop he’d visit on days he wasn’t particularly busy.

All in all, this stranger was incredibly attractive.

Eventually, coach Irihata emerged from the storage closet, and motioned the stranger over. The stranger perked up, pulled out a slightly-wrinkled paper from their back, and timpered off into the office.

Oikawa sighed dreamily. “Iwa-chan...is this what I think it is? Are we fiiiiiinally getting a cute girl manager to manage our team?!”

He draped himself over Iwaizumi’s shoulders. “Aaaaah~! I’m so happy~! And it’s such a cutie too!”

“Get off me, dumbass. You have like...millions of girls throwing their panties at you, literally all that look like her. And you go for the one who decides to join our club?”

Oikawa huffed. “What’s so wrong about that! She’s cute! And she looked so shy standing there...aaaah, I’m swooning just thinking about wrapping her up in my arms-!”

“I’m saying,” Iwaizumi bonked Oikawa on the head. “If you manage to get with her, then break her heart, or at the very least make her uncomfortable, she’ll have to see your annoying face all day at practice, and then she won’t wanna be manager anymore! Because she has to see you!”

Iwaizumi pinched at Oikawa’s scalp. “I want a cute girl manager and to have them actually stay! And who knows? We get brownie points if it’s not another one of your fangirls trying to get in your pants by joining the club!”

“Ow! Mean Iwa-chan, bad!”

“I’m not a damn Pokémon-!” Iwaizumi was about to kick Oikawa in the back, before letting himself simmer down and take a deep breath. He lowered his legs, and turned towards the office door. “...I’m gonna go look at that girl’s application and see what class she’s in. Maybe we can, I dunno, make her a welcome basket of fruit or some corny shit like that.”

“Let me come with you-!”

“No! You’ll just scare her away, and you have cleaning duty! All you need to do is take down the net, and I’ll meet you outside when I’m done. If you be good, I’ll tell you her name.”

Oikawa thought about it for a second.

“Deal.”

He disappeared to take down the net from the poles. Iwaizumi sighed, and walked towards the door. They were the only two left in the gym, as they were in charge of cleanup for the day, so no one else but him should be in the office. Well, minus the new girl and coach Irihata.

Iwaizumi slid open the door. “Yo.” He greeted. He looked around the room, only finding coach Irihata.

“...Didn’t someone come in here with you with an application form?”

Coach Irihata chuckled. “Oh, yeah,”

“He just wanted to drop in his member application before his part-time job made him go back to work.”

Iwaizumi froze.

“...he...?”

“Yeah, he wanted to join the club as a (Position name). He’s not confident about his jumping or spiking abilities, but he claims to be really dang good at digging and receives.”

The two looked at eachother in silence. Wasn’t she-well, he—wearing a skirt? Now that he thought about it, everything about him looked like...well...a him, minus the skirt. Iwaizumi dashed to the table and picked up the application resting there peacefully.

‘(L/n) (Y/n) - 2nd year, class 4’

‘Position - (Position name)’

Iwaizumi scanned the page. He wanted to doubt this was the ‘cute manager’ they laid their eyes on, but they even had a school photo clipped onto the corner of the paper. Sure enough, that was him. His eyes eventually landed on something printed on the middle of the page.

‘Gender - male’

That proved it. The ‘cute girl manager’ Oikawa was just fawning over turned out to be a guy. And their future teammate, no less. Iwaizumi wanted to laugh in Oikawa’s face.

“Is there something wrong, Iwaizumi-kun?”

“Pfft-no! N-no, sirrrrr....” Iwaizumi set the paper down and walked out the the room, doing his best to keep in his snickers.

Oikawa jogged up to him excitedly once he stepped out of the gym. “So? Did ya find out her name? Her class? Is she our manager?”

Iwaizumi opened his mouth to say something, before letting his mouth clamp shut.

“Nah, coach said I couldn’t see it.”

He watched as Oikawa deflated, trudging his way over to the club room to change and go home. Iwaizumi did his best not to bust out laughing on the spot.

This should be fun.

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“Iwa-chan!”

“No, you stalker.”

“But Iwa-chaaaaaan!” Oikawa whined. “Why not?! Practice ended early, and we could use some coffee! Come buy coffee with me!”

“You just wanna use me as an excuse to see that bo-that girl who came into our club yesterday, idiot! That’s stalking! You’re acting like your little fangirls!”

Oikawa pouted, and Iwaizumi prayed he didn’t catch him on his little slip-up. He turned around, walking off out of school gates. Oikawa dejectedly trailed behind him.

“I’m going home. Don’t bother me if it’s about that manager again—“

Just then, a text tone pinged from Iwaizumi’s pocket. He stopped mid-sentence, fishing out his phone and opening his messaging app.

‘Mom - no ones going to be home because we have to go out real quick. The house is locked, and you left your spare keys with me again. Go out and have fun with Tooru-kun before I come back!’

Iwaizumi deadpanned. Oikawa had his chin resting on his shoulder, with a shit-eating grin Iwaizumi didn’t even have to look at to know was there.

“Yeah, Iwa-chan. Listen to Mrs. Aina and hang out with Tooru-kun for a bit. We can go to the cafe and hang out like your she said, Iwa-chan~”

Iwaizumi pushed past Oikawa bitterly. “Don’t... fuckin’... call my mom by her name... dumbass... stalker... Shittykawa...” he grumbled as he trudged his way in the direction to the cafe. Oikawa let out a small “Yay~!”

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Hiding behind the big, laminated menus the cafe provided, Oikawa kept glancing over to the cashier-area to try and find (Y/n). Iwaizumi deadpanned, sitting back in his chair nonchalantly.

“You’re acting stupid.”

“I’m being sneaky.”

“You look more suspicious than if you were to act like yourself.”

“As if you would know!” Oikawa whisper-yelled to Iwaizumi, momentarily letting his menu fall flat. “I’m trying not to get caught, unlike one of us-!”

“Hello?”

Oikawa and Iwaizumi froze. Oikawa rigidly turned to the voice, while Iwaizumi almost fell back in his seat.

There stood the boy—well, the ‘girl’, in his work apron, this time, up close. Oikawa could see the detail in his eyes, the way a few of his hairs fell onto his face and stuck because of the small layer of sweat on his forehead, even taking in the small kitty hair clip resting in his hair.

“Hu...huaai...” Oikawa breathed out. Iwaizumi bit his lip. If he started laughing now, Oikawa would tell his mom he was bullying him again.

“Hello! I was wondering if I could get you two anything to drink! No worries if you aren’t ready to order yet.”

His voice had a soft tamber to it, a warm, welcoming aura that fit the vibe of the cafe perfectly. Iwaizumi could see how Oikawa, and probably other people, could mistake him for a girl. Especially with the way he dressed and carried himself as evident to yesterday’s practice.

Iwaizumi tilted the menu infront of him up a bit. “I’ll get a small black coffee. Whabout you, Oikawa?”

When he got no response, other than the hum of acknowledgment from (Y/n), Iwaizumi looked up. Oikawa was staring dumbly at (Y/n) again, and seconds later (Y/n) was caught under his gaze. He stared back awkwardly, waiting for Oikawa to say something or at least order something, until he suddenly jolted up in pain.

Iwaizumi dug his heel deeper into Oikawa’s foot. “Say something, dumbass! Stop staring!” He hissed, covering his mouth from (Y/n) in petty attempts to mask their conversation.

“Ow! Ow! I’ll get a peppermint tea please-! Stop it!”

(Y/n) scribbled down Oikawa’s order, smiling patiently as he did. Iwaizumi removed his foot. There was a beat of silence, until Oikawa smoothly rested his chin on his hand.

“Soooo, (L/n) (Y/n)-chan, is it?” Oikawa said, as he peered at (Y/n’s) name tag. “Pretty masculine name for a cute girl like you~”

Iwaizumi choked on his spit. (Y/n) tilted his head to the side, looking up from his notepad to peer back at Oikawa.

“What...did you say?”

“Sorry, sorry!” Oikawa rubbed the back of his head cutely. “I didn’t mean to offend you. I think (Y/n) is a cute name~”

Iwaizumi didn’t know if he wanted to die from laughter or embarrassment. He was going to pop a vein trying to keep in his cackles.

“Ah. It’s the clothes, isn’t it?” (Y/n) mused. He took a step back, looking at his rather-feminine clothing choices for the day. “I understand why. I get that a lot.”

“...What does your clothes have to do with your name?” It was Oikawa’s turn to sound confused. Iwaizumi let out a few haggard, stifled snickers at his dense expression. (Y/n) raised an eyebrow.

“You...” He pointed at himself with his pen. “You do realize I’m a man, correct?”

Oikawa choked. His eyes widened as his smile cracked a bit. Iwaizumi had to hide his face in his jacket to prevent himself from bursting out into hackles. Oikawa gave a nervous smile.

“Aha...haha...funny joke..”

“I’m not joking, though...” (Y/n) smirked. He wouldn’t deny that seeing the faces of people flirting with him after he told them he had a dick was a guilty pleasure. “Want proof?”

(Y/n) grasped Oikawa’s wrist, tugging it forcefully, and moving his apron to the side. He brought it down closer to his groin until Oikawa sputtered and flailed on the table.

“No! I-I believe you! I-I can see it from here—I don’t need to touch it-!” Oikawa shrieked. Iwaizumi clutched his stomach from laughing too hard, already given up on keeping it in. He snorted loudly, choked on that snort, and erupted into a series of cough-laughs.

By the time Iwaizumi’s laugh turned into the kind where no noise came out-but it hurt in your stomach anyways—Oikawa was laying his head on the table, embarrassed, while (Y/n) chuckled along.

“You knew, Iwa-chan! You knew!” Oikawa hissed, holding his poor, abused hand. “You set me up for failure!”

“You did that to yourself.” Iwaizumi said between breaths. “He’s actually gonna start attending practice as a (position name) starting next week. We don’t have a manager after all.”

“And you got my hopes up for what?!” Oikawa cried out, making Iwaizumi snort again. (Y/n) raised his eyebrows.

“Manager?”

“Oikawa thought that when you came to drop your registration form in yesterday, that you were signing up to be a manager since he thought you were a girl. I saw your form though, so I knew but this guy here didn’t.”

Iwaizumi nudged at Oikawa, who was hiding his face in his hands. “You better be nice to him, though. He’s your new captain starting next week.”

“Ah! How fun! Having my new playboy captain flirt with me before I even join the club. ” (Y/n) mumbled, as he scribbled down something else in his notepad. Iwaizumi heckled when Oikawa whined with his head down.

He didn’t raise his head back up until a slip of paper was placed gently on top of his head. He heard a “I’ll go get your drink ready.” From (Y/n), before he looked up and noticed he was gone. He caught the slip of paper falling off his head as he sat up.

“What’s that?” Iwaizumi said lazily. Oikawa was staring giddily at the paper. He turned the paper around smugly, holding it up for Iwaizumi to read.

‘Call me. If you’re feeling fruity, that is. (xxx)-xxx-xxxx. -‘(Y/n)-chan’’

Iwaizumi stared at the neat handwriting, then back at Oikawa’s smug face.

“...Were you not just listening? He just tried to make you touch his dick? He’s a dude?”

“Eh. Cute girl, cute boy, he’s still cute~” Oikawa dreamily sighed as he watched (Y/n) make his tea behind the counter. “I’d still hit it till he breaks~”

“Pervert.”

“Says you.”

Oikawa earned a sharp thunk to the head.

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[riktorart]

“Welcome for the third, and (hopefully) final time to the auditorium, beloved students of Night Raven College! Yes, as many of you expect, this assembly is in regards to our ice cream fundraiser, which has yet to take off! However, now that I’ve recovered from my horrific injuries from last month’s assembly, I say it’s time for us to start anew, and introduce our new line of flavors!

… Why are you all groaning??? Truly you’ve not grown tired of ice cream already, have you?! … No, no, it can’t be… You all just must be far too excited to carry on! Very well! I shall introduce to you the newest flavors, and then you’ll be off! Making me… Err, the school, enough Madol to fix the chandelier that was broken (again) last week!

… Hm? Why aren’t we using the past flavors? … Well… You see there was a… Ah, would you look at the time! If we don’t start now, we’ll never finish! Vargas! Bring up the first cooler!!! NOW!!!

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Lemon Zestvolt- Don’t let his frown fool you, this sweet cream is actually quite sweet, with it’s mellow mix of lemon and lime that’ll make you smile! (... Though, it does take quite a while to actually get past the bitter aftertaste… And it’s surprisingly loud… And… It feels like it’s constantly judging my every move according to a standard that’s quite frankly unrealistic… And... You know what? We’re just going to move on for the sake of my self-confidence!)

Blue Berrygrotto- Despite it’s name, this treat’s name is quite deceiving! It’s not just blueberry, but in fact, a mix of eight different types of berries, all baked into a freshly warm pie and served a la Mode with a trustworthy smile~! (… Hm? What do you mean that sounds a bit much…? Ehrm, no matter!) 

Even if it’s a bit… Wet, you won’t mind at all once you enjoy it’s wonderfully sophisticated taste! Ah and would you look at that! On sale for only 300 Madol! What a steal~! Make sure you stop by the cafeteria to buy a Blue Berrygrotto today!

Lion-Colored Kingsicle… Stick- … Well! There was a batch of ice cream in this cooler… And now it’s gone. We have no idea where it we- (... Oh, hold on, did we find them?) … Well! Turns out that as we speak, the original ice cream has been found tucked into obscure corners of the college where no person in their right mind would even think to look, or… On beds… (It seems the only reason they’ve been found is because they’ve begun to melt…)

… Well! We still have popsicle sticks available, so why not treat yourself with some? I’m sure at least one of you could find something to do with so many popsicle sticks!

(Warning: If you encounter this treat on your daily commute, simply back away slowly, and contact a trusted member of Night Raven College Staff to dispose of this treat. Do NOT engage. (Night Raven College is not liable for any injuries/death that may result in confrontation of this product.))

Coco’lover!- Ah, did you think this treat was simply coconut! Well, my delightful students, you are wrong! This ice cream is a delicate balance of coconut, and pistachios, a surprisingly friendly combo! … Well, that is as long as you like coconut… And pistachios…  (On second thought, this combo wasn’t the best idea now, is it?)

… Ahem! I hear it pairs quite well with baked delights, so do keep that in mind!

Mortho Energy Drink… Sicle- Tell me children, would you like to stunt your growth by drinking unhealthy shots of pure caffeine? Well, I’m here to inform you that is a foolish idea! Why drink them, when you can eat them instead with an ice cream sponsored by Mortho™ Energy Drinks! Whether it’s for a late-night study session, or for an extra kick during finals, Good ol’ Mortho here will help to keep your poor body conscious against its will! 

(... Also, please buy these as soon as possible. He’s beginning to miss one of our discontinued flavors, and will melt… (Night Raven College is not liable for injuries/death that may result from consumption of this product. If Mortho™ Energy Drink-Sickle commences Self-Destruction mode, toss it as far as possible, and duck for cover. To avoid such an occurrence from happening, do NOT insult any person with fire-like hair within the vicinity. It WILL hear you, and it WILL be upset.))

Catolate Diamikan- Do you need to take a… (Wait, what was that one site called…? Ah, yes!) MagiCam-worthy photo of yourself and friends? Well, fret no longer students, as this is the treat for you! A picture of you and Catolate’s smile is sure to be a hit! And if it’s not… Well, he’s flavored like white chocolate and oranges, so either way, you’re a winner!

(... Speaking of photos… Trien, why did you not like my “selfie” that I took earlier this afternoon? … Ah, you’re right! This isn’t the time for such trivialities! I shall simply discuss it with you later then!)

Mir-Lot- A treat based on the likeness of our beloved Magical Mirror itself! Doesn’t it look absolutely stunning, in all it’s glory? Ah, even this old bird can’t help but marvel at it’s timeless beauty… This treat is a nice, deep merlot-flavor, (non-alcoholic, of course!) that I’m sure more mature audiences will enjoy… 

And even if you don’t… Well, you don’t want to hurt our beloved mirror’s feelings now, do you? You should buy one anyway, just so it knows for sure it’s appreciated~!

Berry Bad Cat- This… “Cute,” little feline’s filled with many surprises, and though most of them are a hassle… This surprise is actually quite pleasant! A bold blackberry taste, sprinkled with small popping candies that seem to light a spark along your taste buds… Why, it’s surprisingly easy to grow attached to it!

(… Wait, what do you mean my tongue has turned black?! Oh heavens, get me a mirror!!! And water!!!)

Ramshackle Special- Um… Well… This ice cream had no specific flavor. It was an amalgamation of every single flavor crafted so we could save funds and resources, and it was quite awful the majority of the time, so we’d lowered the price for 100 Madol, but… Before we even made the official announcement, someone snuck into my office and took every single one… Of course, they were at least kind enough to leave the funds for it all, but…

Oh, who cares about manners?! WHICH ONE OF YOU RELEASED FIREFLIES INTO MY OFFICE?! … Well, if no one will confess to the crime, then everyone will be punished for the crime! … Later, of course! 

Now, like before, we have three special options that are just a tad bit above the rest in terms of flavor and appearances, so despite how kindhearted and generous I am… We will have to charge just a bit extra for these three. Surely you all understand~! These next treats are also quite limited, so if you desire to delight in one, make sure you buy them fast! Once they’re gone, they’re gone!!!

(Well… Not completely, but if people are under the illusion that there is no second chance, then they’re be far more likely to make impulsive purchases! Oh ho ho~ Dire, you clever, dapper man, you~ … Wait, did I say that out loud?)

… Anyway! Our first premium snack!

Rhymes Rosetarts- A delightful treat of sweet cherry tarts with cream and… Oh, is that actually a hint of roses I caught?! How interesting! I’d love nothing more than to dig in, yet… For some reason, I feel that even if my manners slip just a tad, that I’d be chastised… Ah, I suppose I will simply have to consume the treat carefully, lest my suspicions are confirmed true… Which they’re not!

(Night Raven College is not responsible for injuries/death resulting from consumption of this product. Make sure to review the rulebook supplied with each purchase before unwrapping this treat. Once it is free from it’s wrapper, it will always have it’s eyes on you…)

Varbucks™ Iced Protein Coffee- Are you fan of coffee? Or perhaps something sweet, but healthy? Well this treat i-”

“OI, DIRE! WHY AM I THE ONLY STAFF WHO’S ICE CREAM WAS AWFUL?!”

“A-ah! Professor Crewel! Well, err… I’ll… Get back to you on that, yes! So why don’t you have an ice cream and calm d-OWN NO, NO, NO!!! GET OFF THE STAGE I’M SORRY CREWEL PLEASE DON’T H-YAHHH!!!”

Apple Farmier- “... Well, I suppose since the Headmaster was forced to step away for “business,” I should wrap up this assembly. The final dessert available for purchase during our school fundraiser will be the... “Apple Farmier?” (... Crowley seems to have a knack for finding such strange names…) 

The Apple Farmier is described to have an almost overly-sweet aroma of ripened apples, yet when bitten into, administers a horrific shock from it’s incredibly sour taste. Those who have tried it described an almost numbing sensation on their tongue, and one such person even lost consciousness as a result of it.”

“Meow.”

“(Hm? Quite right Lucious, thank you for the reminder.) If you purchase this treat, do be aware that our esteemed institution does not hold any accountability for any harm that comes upon you. Do consume the product at your own risk… As for the lot of you who’ve decided to fall asleep during the assembly, I shall see you in detention. In case you’re wondering, yes, I see you, and I will remember if you decide to “ditch.”

Now, you are dismissed. Vargas, please make sure the students return to class while I check upon the Headmaster’s condition… (And hopefully this will be the last of these tedious assemblies…)”

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Bonus

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Lionel Kingsbutter- “Have you ever sat down and thought, “Hm, there seems to be something missing in my life… Something… Hard, surprisingly sweet… And yet, something with a mean bite to match it’s bark?” Well, this treat has no bark, but it does have quite a bite! Smooth, delightful cookie butter than just melts upon your tongue, and plentiful chunks of crispy cookies! They’re a bit… Spicy… But strangely... Delicious! (... Water… I need water...! … Thank you, Trien.)

And if that’s not enough, why, just look at it’s adorable little ears, and i-YEOWCH!!! DID IT JUST BITE ME?! IT’S FROZEN CREAM, HOW DID IT DO THAT?! BAD KITTY, BAD KITTY! WHERE’S THE TRASH C-AAAAH IT’S LATCHED ONTO MY CLAWS!!! SOMEBODY, ANYBODY GET IT OFF!!! GYAAAAAAAH!!!”

[sanchoyo]

danny phantom 14-20 thoughts!! I finished up s1 :D these last few eps were actually really really good!!!

-did. did tucker really just say esperanto was a dead language only spoken as a secret code between geeks. google says around 100,000 people actively speak it. oh my god...it being an auxiliary language doesn't mean its 'just for geeks to speak in code' ...it helps bridge gaps between people who don't have a language in common...

-danny really isn't pulling punches when it comes to fighting the ghost-cop possessed people huh. like he SLAMMED KWAN INTO THE CONCRETE SO HARD. HE THREW PAULINA INTO A BILLBOARD. will that...I mean it WOULD carry over to their bodies non-possessed, right? like if the ghost piloting their bodies gets hurt?? itd be so upsetting to be possessed, lose time, then wake up covered in bruises (and possibly, broken bones??) real horror movie stuff im sure wont be addressed in any way

-tuckers parents seem nice! I like them :)

-WULF IS CUTE AND I FEEL BAD. im so glad the gang realized he was only causing trouble bc of the shock collar walker put on him and helped. also, him wearing that big hoodie with the hood on, and thinking its subtle. we can tell youre still a giant wolfie :) THEN GETTING SUCKED INTO THE PORTAL AAAAH :( anxiously waiting to see Him Again....

-DANNY BLASTING HIS PARENTS THINKING THEY WERE OVERSHADOWED LMFAO GET THEIR ASSES. maddie marking how many ghosts she gets with lipstick tallies on the side of her portal gun? kindaaa iconic tho. (ALSO, SHE WAS LIKE, 2 FT AWAY FROM HIM RIGHT AFTER SHE TRIED TO SHOOT HIM. HOW DO YOU NOT RECONINZE YOUR OWN SON??? like sure, he might have diff hair/eye colors. but like, if one of my family members dyed their hair, and was wearing contacts, its not like id be like 'wHO IS THIS STRANGER!!!' ...he still has all his facial features!! same everything!!! I hate it here)

-paulina being #1 girl realizing danny's a friendly ghost immediately. smart queen. lancer and kwan ran away right after he made this sweet baby face at them:

which is hilarious.

-ok. im not saying his bullying is JUSTIFIED, but. dash looked so pleased with the (cute!) poster he just painted, and danny comes thru the wall and spills paint on his nice letterman jacket. his anger is justified maybe 65% of the time so far...(not the way he handles it, but STILL.) at least lancer is stepping in!! and them making a silly little bet was...cute?? until dash pulled out his GROSS UNDERWEAR AND SAID DANNY WOULD HAVE TO EAT THEM???? WHAT THE FUCK MAN. TUCKER WAS SO RIGHT ITS FUCKING WEIRD TO CARRY THOSE AROUND EWWW. THIS KID IS UNWELL. lancer was right, his animatronic setup was SUPER IMPRESSIVE?? hes actually pretty creative. danny meanwhile is stealing the fright knight's design...I hope dash is taking art classes or smth with his sports

-fright knight is the most bestest ghost so far i LOVE THAT DESIGN. I am biased towards knights, and characters with swords, but he fucks so severely. and should sue danny for copyright infringement for stealing his design for his haunted house. if some 14 yr old broke into MY house and stole MY sword, id also be pissed. his evil winged unicorn rules too with its FANGS. and he just CAN SHOVE THE PORTAL OPEN WITH HIS HANDS??? is he the strongest ghost weve seen so far? idk but hes my fav. SOUL SHREDDER IS SUCH A COOL SWORD NAME TOO. ANY NAMED SWORD ALSO FUCKS. 'flaming bedsheets of DEATH' funny king. ALSO he was polite to dash and tucker when just asking for directions and telling tucker 'oh maybe, just a suggestion, maybe be nicer to me and be more respectful :)' I LOOOVE HIM.

-I noticed this in the Ember ep, but jazz has an electric guitar in her room!! talent musical queen!! its cool to see hobbies just in the bg.

-fright knight's murder castle reminds me of the booby trapped murder castle in zexal!! another supposedly 'for kids' show with murder/trap castles! we love that. if you are a dp fan reading this, give yugioh zexal a try. its also got 13-14 year old protags and involves (alien) ghosts. the cardgame is just a vessel for the plot, which is really good. (I just want more people to watch my fav yugioh, man)

-danny. with a SWORD.

-danny doesnt NEED TO WIN this contest, dash didnt STEAL HIS DESIGNS AND STEAL A SWORD. he also got excited to hear lancer got sent to a dimension with his worst fears too just so he could win the contest? DANNY WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU!!! BRO MAYBE YOURE 14 AND HAVENT FULLY DEVOLPED YOUR WHOLE BRAIN YET, BUT...THATS FUCKED. this kid casually says the most deranged things, I do worry for my spooky son. once again, therapy needed. that judo toss was great tho. I wonder if he actually did pick up some martial arts stuff from his mom?

-danny can fly 112 mph!!! thats so fast! I love the lil montage of him and his friends testing his abilities and stuff, very cute and a good way to showcase what he can do by now and how much more proficient he's gotten from ep 1!!! I'm sure he's going to get more abilities :)

-im glad...maddie's at least TRYING this ep. I do feel for her because her husband is a man baby. but the fact it took 16 episodes to get a kinda semblance of any kind of real concern or attempts at bonding. hmm. jack's 'BACK OFF SHES A MINOR' @ the ghost trying to attack jazz. also was very funny. and him wanting to make an action figure of her? are the parents redeeming themselves to me? slightly. they gotta Work Harder

-THE GHOST. IS FLYING. THE PLANE.

-fenton machete. but she doesnt carry a PHONE??? ???

-I mean I expected vlad when you namedrop him earlier in the ep, and also the title card picture, and dalv corp being fucking vlad backwards. but seeing him just pull up on a golf cart made me bust out laughing. WITH the gift baskets prepared. why wouldnt you at least be suspicious. also, if he wants danny to be his lil sonboy, why is he so fucking malicious?? dude you are going about this in such a bad way. stop it. get some help.

-maddie not even hesitating to drag danny out. fucking good. danny is so right, go on the internet to date. get a cat. how do you spend...how many years?? has it been since college?? at least 20, right, since the parents/vlad are in their 40s? hung up on ONE girl. my god, man. incel drama queen. her kung fu IS impressive, but dude. 'we both know hes a creep' SO right. it sucks but they do need a phone and shit being in the middle of NOWHERE. also, just stealing his helicopter was great. <3

-'you must be exhausted carrying the weight of that mistake you made years ago' 'well we all make mistakes. maybe I'll make one now!' WHY DID THIS EXHCHANGE SEND ME. AND VLAD WITH THE BREATH SPRAY EWWW BITCH. 'OLD BAIT BREATH' SOO RIGHT. both danny and his mom playing him HAHAH hes so dumb. or rather, I think he thinks with his emotions too too much and is...actually pretty gullible? lmao he believed danny was ready to give in SO fast. (which is sad hes that hopeful, like you have SO MUCH MONEY YOU COULD EASILY GET ANOTHER GIRL WHO HAS A KID. AND WOULD WANT TO BE WITH YOU AND BE SUPPORTED. GET OVER THIS (1) WOMAN ALREADY IM GETTING SECONDHAND EMBARRASSMENT AAAAH)

-GHOST BEAR GHOST BEAR GHOST BEAR. it was also in the title card, but I still got very excited. we love bears here

-SAM'S BAT SWIMSUIT COVERUP!!! her outfits are simply iconic.

-'i'd tell you to go to the mens room, but I don't think you qualify' top paulina transphobic moments. :( and him wearing a tanktop to the swim park? hmmm! (actually I think she was overshadowed by then, so, KITTY top 10 transphobic moments??)

-kitty just piloting paulina around makes me feel SO bad tho, paulina's gonna wake up and be like 'wtf do you mean I was dating this rando' like youre leading danny on to make johnny jealous, and also just POSSESSING POOR PAULINA. dude take your relationship problems ELSEWHERE. last time we saw them, they seemed like such a cute couple!! wtf johnny!! I mean, she sucks for trying to make him jealous, he sucks for looking at other girls...maybe they need a break, but Not Like This. or, you know, just. better communication...

-and the A-listers having a full packet and a stamp system. who organizes this. kwan fucking owning being the new danny though, this is hysterical. THE TUCKER/KWAN FLOWER FIELD TWIRL. UNIRONICALLY ADORABLE. and him giving it his all for the poetry slam. bless his HEARTTTT.

-Star owns. actually, all of the extra characters are shining this ep and I love it.

-INVISO-BILL??? NOOOO THEY DID HIM SOO DIRTY. DANNY SWEETIE IM SO SORRY.

-johnny and danny bein friends and staging a fake fight (which danny takes too seriously, once again this child has aggression he NEEDS TO WORK OUT) I hope these three stay friends, I said it before but danny needs more friendly ghosts to hang with.

-at this point, Danny's ghost enemies are a lot like, I dunno, batman's rouge gallery is the first thing that comes to mind. they all have their own gimmick and unique designs, but most of them are easy to beat after learning the Moral Lesson. I still get excited when any of them show up again, though. 18 is another valerie episode!!!! :D skulker really said you two will get along if I have to handcuff you together <3 and the gym teacher really said, youre married now, have a flour baby! ngl, I'm not really watching this show for the shipping stuff (which I am very scared to look at the fandom for after I finish this watch through- I feel like there's probably discourse/arguing about ships...) but. I'm gonna put my opinion out there. valerie/danny > sam/danny. maybe I just really love the enemies to lovers trope. And the secret identity stuff adds Extra Flavor.

-SKULKER JUST HAVING THE BOX GHOST AND DANGLING HIM BY A STRING. HILARIOUS. and him watching them with binoculars and making his silly little commentary. AND MAKING THE SACK BABY CRY. LMAO. THIS DUDE IS A BABY KIDNAPPER. skulker is super fun

-danny, you just...collapsed the water tower. and then attacked the nasty burger machine...mascot thingy...out of anger..I KEEP SAYING HE'S GOT ANGER ISSUES BUT. HE REALLY NEEDS A LESSON IN MANAGING COLLATERAL DAMAGE!!! So does valerie!! They're both pretty focused on each other. I mean it's good of Danny to say he's trying to make sure PEOPLE don't get hurt, but... (I mean I guess it's not something 14 year olds WOULD worry about, but as an adult im like, who's going to fix that? how much money will that take??)

-TUCKER MAKING BANK. and sam and tucker being super emotionally attached to their flour baby and being pretty good parents. that's cute...also him just straight kissing her and being like. WAIT. O_O JDSKAFHD. his mom baking them into cookies was the funniest possible result. tbh I dont feel like this is on tucker, if anything the other kid's shouldve been more responsible! He was just taking an opportunity to get that $$ which I respect

-Danny being more understanding of Valerie's situation in the end (helping her at her job, too, and trying to keep that a secret for her!!!) And seeing them work together this ep, and also her letting phantom get her out of the ghost zone...was very sweet. LOVE that. more valerie eps pls

-me when I realize vlad's big stupid house exploded because of his own carelessness with changing the ghost portal ectofiltrator or whatever: *pointing and laughing*

-me when I realize it means he's gonna go make danny's life hell for it somehow: >:(

-SCOOBY PARODY!!! I feel like there's gotta be some scooby doo/danny phantom crossover stuff, right? also, 'guys in white' men in black wishes

-'oh, that's right! dad married the love of your life! you're bitter and alone!' DANNNNNYY GET HIS ASS ONCE AGAIN WE ARE POINTING AND LAUGHING AT VLAD

-'jack, you captured the ghost boy!!' UMM. he did nothing <3 'we have a weapon's vault??' YOU HAVE A WEAPONS VAULT??? and jack didnt put a handle on the inside. of fucking course he didnt! why would you leave that to your son!! or expect him to clean YOUR LAB when its where you work with probably dangerous chemicals and weapons and hes 14!! give him normal chores, like, I dunno, vacuuming, laundry, dishes...CMON. I hate it here. But I'm glad Jack is more chill about danny while he's a ghost, and willing to work with him for this ep. AND. I DID ENJOY JACK PUNCHING VLAD IN THE FACE. AND GENERALLY JUST OWNING HIM. the ghost punchy fists are actually amazing. like yeah, just punch a ghost in the face. that rules.

-ep 20 opens with the coolest fucking ghost lady design. her tattoos can come off and fight. MA'AM. I like ur nose ring and your cape maam hello 👉👈😳

-sam's grandma is hilarious and the most valid member of her family and I love her. thats my grandma now. and tucker covering for sam by dressing as her. thats true friendship <3 also skipping school to go to a goth circus. just bestie things! sam's parents are haters but for all the wrong reasons.

-'my family has controlled ghosts with this for generations!' WAIT. WAIT FREAKSHOW /ISNT/ A GHOST? I didn't expect that...he's just a fucked up guy controlling ghosts? anyway watching danny shoot at police cars and rob banks while mind controlled. its like, the most stereotypical 'bad' things lmao. (tbh an evil ghost circus troupe is a sick concept)

this gives off big deviantart emo edit vibes

(I'm going to assume evil circus reaper danny has a lot of fan content. people love an edgy au, except this one is canon (even tho its via mind control...having the protag go evil otherwise might be hard, I guess?) but au where he stays with the troupe...that has to exist, right?)

ANYWAY. excited to start s2!! lowkey surprised by how many notes some of these posts have gotten. I've gone back and tagged them all with 'dp thoughts' so they're easier to find on my blog! ^^ and I will probably possibly do (more) fanart on my art blog after I finish the watch of the whole show, so like. @sanchoyodraws follow my art blog :)

[shadowhuntertrash]

Can I request KitTy fic with 2 + 3 (maybe even 10 if you want) of your general prompt, pls? 🥺 I can't get enough of your kitty fluff

Aaaah thank you!! Here's some kitty fluff to make up for the angst 💕

Kit sat at the desk in Ty’s room with hunched shoulders and a headache the size of Alaska. He had been trying to get the Shadowhunter history down, Julian had volunteered to be the one to teach him and he felt bad for not doing good because that meant extra work for Julian, but for some reason, his brain simply couldn’t remember anything when it came to history. Julian wouldn’t really mind and Kit knew that but he still felt bad enough that he tried to study at least an hour a night. 

   Ty was reading on his bed, Kit had his back to him but knowing Ty was there was always immensely relaxing so he usually studied in Ty’s room. Kit had a large suspicion that Ty was reading Sherlock, it seemed to be a comfort book for him, and Kit mentally reminded himself for the umpteenth time to introduce Ty to the show and movies based on Sherlock Holmes.

   Kit let out an exasperated sigh and flopped back in his chair, running his hands over his face. He had been reading this history book for about two hours and his eyes felt like they were melting. Kit sat forward again and rested his elbows on the table, his hands coming up to rub his temples, hoping to soothe his raging headache. 

   Someone’s arms snaked around his middle and he felt Ty’s face on his neck. Kit hummed and leaned back against Ty, who kissed him on the head. “You’ve been at that forever, why don’t you come to bed?” Ty murmured against his neck, Kit shuddered and tilted his head back until it lolled on Ty’s shoulder. 

   Ty was watching him with a fond smile and Kit couldn’t help the answering smile that grew on his face. “I’m almost done.” Kit said, his eyes closing against the light, his head throbbing. Ty leaned down and adjust his grip so he could hug Kit tighter, Kit laid his arms over Ty’s and smiled. “You’re head hurting?” Ty asked softly, Kit just hummed noncommittedly. Ty sighed and retracted his hands, moving in front of Kit to help him up. 

   Kit didn’t put up much fight and grabbed Ty’s hands and stood up. Kit took a step before stopping and resting his head on Ty’s chest with a groan, his hands shooting to his head with a curse. Ty tightened his hold on Kit and guided him gently to the bed. 

   Once Kit was sufficiently nestled in the bed, Ty stood up and went to get his stele and Kit’s history book and drew a quick iratze on Kis’s neck. Kit sighed as the pain ebbed away and propped himself up as Ty settled behind him. 

   He laid back and rested his head in Ty’s lap while Ty looked down at him and kissed his forehead. “Do you want me to read it to you? I know you won’t stop until you finish the chapter and I would rather you not have another headache.” Ty said and Kit couldn’t resist the smile that tugged at the corner of his mouth. Ty had always been a thoughtful person but he was always so considerate with Kit it never ceased to amaze him.

   Ty ran his fingers through Kit’s curls and Kit sighed settling further in Ty’s lap as he began to read. Kit couldn’t really focus and was aware he kept dozing off, only catching snippets of Jonathan Shadowhunter and parabatai and demons before he shook his head groaning and reached up to close the book that Ty was reading from.

   Kit pulled the book towards him and tossed it to the end of the bed ignoring Ty’s eyebrow that was raised in amusement. Kit shuffled slightly and brought the blankets up to his shoulders as he flipped to his stomach so he could curl into Ty’s side. Ty readjusted as well, slipped further down the bed so he was under the covers.

   Ty lifted an arm in welcome and Kit rested his head on Ty’s chest. “Love you.” He mumbled sleepily, Ty laughed and rested his head on Kit’s. “I love you too.” Ty said in his ear, Kit shuddered and wondered if he would ever get used to that.

   “What time is it?” Kit asked, yawning as Ty reached over and pickup up his phone. “It’s one-thirty.” Kit nodded, no wonder he was exhausted. Ty tapped his forehead a few times before he kissed him one more time and settled back against the pillows.

   Kit hummed contentedly. He could spend his whole life with Ty, sure they had fights and disagreements but the moments like these make all of it worth it. Ty brought out the best in Kit, he was tamer and always wanted to do his best for Ty. He hoped he made up for that.

   “I love you.” Kit said happily, Ty laughed and Kit smiled wider. “You just said that, I still love you too.”

   Kit closed his eyes and smiled, shaking his head. “No, I love you. I love you more than you’ll ever know. I love you laugh, not the one you normally use, but the one you use when you genuinely find something funny. I love the way your entire soul lights up when you see or talk about animals. I love the way you go out of your way to help people and when they’re mean about it you can just shake it off. I love that you sat outside of my room when I first got here because you didn’t want me to be lonely. I love that you choose to trust me from the get-go. I think in all honesty Ty you had my heart or at least half of it since you held that knife to my throat.”

   Ty was silent for a minute and Kit opened his eyes with a frown. Had he said something wrong? “Ty?” Kit asked turning to look at his boyfriend who now had a few tears rolling down his face. Kit cursed and scrambled to his knees in front of Ty, cradling his face between Kit’s hands. “Hey don’t cry, babe I’m sorry please don’t cry.” Ty let out a watery laugh and buried his head in Kit’s chest.

   Kit was sure that Ty would be able to hear or feel his racing heartbeat but he didn’t mind much, he just brought his hands around Ty and pulled him closer. He held him for a moment until Ty pulled back and wiped his face, laughing lightly.

   “I love you too, more than you can even comprehend in that pretty little head of yours.” Ty said sweetly, poking Kit lightly in the forehead, drawing a laugh from the blonde. “I love your smile and how only certain people get to see your real one, I love how it lights up any room. I love how you throw your head back when you find something really funny. I love how you scrunch your nose up when you disagree with something but are trying to hold your tongue. I love your love for photography and need to stop at every moment of the day to take random pictures that somehow always turn out to be incredible.” Kit laughed at that, now understanding exactly why Ty had cried, feeling his own tears welling up in his eyes. “I love you inside and out Christopher Herondale and I hope you don’t ever forget that.” 

   Kit was silent for a few moments and Ty smirked at him as if he was proving a point. Kit laughed as a tear slipped down his cheek. He kissed Ty soundly on the mouth, trying to convey the words he couldn’t think of. Ty kissed back the same way, his arms coming around Kit’s waist as Kit loosely clasped his hands behind Ty’s back, his arm resting on Ty’s shoulders. Kit was bent backward slightly but he didn’t mind.

   When Ty pulled away, Kit couldn’t help the beaming smile that spread across his face. Ty laughed again and kissed his forehead as Kit yawned again. Ty pulled Kit down on top of him so they were laying chest to chest and Kit grabbed Ty’s hand, playing with his fingers. “It’s late and I’m tired and I know you are and as much as I would love to continue this conversation we are both too exhausted to without crying so goodnight Kit.” Kit laughed against Ty and kissed his chest softly before turning and resting his cheek against it. “Goodnight Ty.” He said softly, the pull of sleep too hard to ignore.

   Before he fell asleep he felt a soft kiss on his head and heard a whispered, “I love you.”

[borathae]

Chapter 30

i just know she has a banging headache

wth yoongi where you waiting there or something?? “Are you still angry?” he asks dryly. is that even a question? “This wasn’t a request but an order”, he hisses, woah ok kitty

“seriously if he knows that I was all sad last night he could at least tone down the ass for a bit.” gurl have u seen his ass? u cant tone down an ass like that. have you seen his thumka in ptd??? it was paying rent

WHATS HIS PROBLEM VANISHING AND APPEARING, SPOOKING FOR NO REASON

you look silly when you startle” and u look like a cat

It is a nice change, you grew bored of only hearing your steps in this massive estate. ooh thats a cool fact about herself, my steps get quieter if its already quiet, i hate the sound of my footsteps, idk feels too loud and gets on my nerves

The estate looks different too. White marble floors and ivory walls with impressive paintings in golden frames hung on them. The tall windows let in the morning air, red curtains swaying in the wind. Even the doors were different from the rest of the estate. Bright white with golden flower ornaments all over them. hold on this is bright, and yoongi didnt redo the entire estate in a night, so what part is this?

JIMIN'S WING WOW this feels so unlike him, yet him from his clothes/attitude

“you can’t just read people’s minds without their consent. i think he just hears everybody like background noise, some of them catching his attention for a second and lost again. similar to accidentally overhearing people, i guess?

waah THE GREENHOUSE YALL bruh let her see it for a second man

wow that was romantic 👀👀 slightly sus whats up yoon? Yoongi simply pushes a bowl of fruit salad closer to you, doing so wordlessly UWUW LOOK AT THAT TSUNDERE LIL MEOW MEOW IM GONNA MARRY HIM AAAAH whos mad at him? fight me (definitely not me)

HE MADE TEA CUZ SHE HATES COFFEE FUCK MY HEART JUST SKIPPED A BEAT

Why? Do you want to complain again?” “chill my dude. I was going to compliment it.” “Thanks”, he finally says, almost whispering the word. “Whatever, you’re welcome I guess” STOP I LOVE THEM SO MUCH

Are you an old grumps or do you just not care because your humanity is off?” took words out of my mouth “You know I do”, he growls, but it sounded more like a shy whisper. IM TATTOOING "HE CARES" ON MY FOREHEAD “you’re helpful, even if other than that you are a total nuisance.” *goes for laser to get it removed kids plan permanent shit, dont be like me

Just once he disappeared to get more food. ok he is no longer a grumpy grandpa, he is now promoted to grumpy grandma

“You think I have time to think about that? Only idiots have a favourite scent.” BREAKING NEWS SA YOONGI INSULTS BTS JUNGKOOK. CANCEL HIM 😭😭😭😭

You look at the rose then at Yoongi. if it was jin, i would've said they are the same “Smell it”, you say. wow she is so polite, cuz if it was i would have already shoved it up their nose by the time i finish saying smell it (not being rude, just idk habit? like a kid showing stuff to people lol) SMELL THE DAMN PLANT FOR OUR BABY, UR NOT GONNA DIE FROM THAT DUDE

He rubs his hand back and forth on the side of his neck, eyes racing from side to side nervously. yoongi panicking(from silly stuff) is very funny cuz that man is usually calm and collected aside from screaming

“I’ve never seen someone walk so slowly” this man drinks grumpy animal blood, grumpy air and water

oh i had 3 tadpoles for a month lol

And so he does, showing off his teeth for just a second before he frowns again. YEAH LET THOSE FACE MUSCLES MOVE, what if your face gets stuck like that (look at me out-grandpa-ing the og grandpa)

WE ARE GETTING THE KEYS OMG YIPPEEEEE

“Yeah? So your best asset in getting Taehyung to talk doesn’t die?” .. “no because I don’t want to lose-” .. “-whatever. Are you going to promise me or not?” HAHA

“Okay I promise…you big softie.” He ignores you, grinding his teeth and turning to stomp to the door. haha look at him uwuw

he has a terribly fast pace going on. dad is that you? no literally my pace got faster after walking with him 💀💀

Oh yes! Gregory, my lovely Gregory. OH MY GOD I GOT SCARED IF IT WAS GREGOR OOF (or is it??)

oh my god tae my baby wtf man my eyes are blurry?? that was fast

please eat those strawberry OH THE SWING DANCING CAUGHT HIS ATTENTION oh my god jimin PLEASE HE *oh my god im about to bawl in the middle of the day in my room wtf have you seriously done to me haha 5 years back i would laugh at this in disbelief

NO YOONGI FUCK OFF U SALTY BITCH WHY I HATE YOU STOP ACTING LIKE A PARENT OF A KID STOP I HATE THIS AAAR “Don’t assume such nonsense, well youre acting like it

*reads the list

SHIT DONT DO IT, IK YOONGI IS A PRICK BUT NO, WHAT IF SOMEONE TRIPS U BY UR ANKLES AND CATCHES THE BLOOD BAG? THEY COULD GET VIOLENT? HELL TAE MIGHT EVEN TRY KILL HIMSELF no blood bag without yoongi or a trusted vampire

SHIT NO fuck she fucked up *it was at this moment she knew she fucked up

yoongi is pissed and its an underestimation, understandable 🥲

i just know she has a banging headache

me rn because of my Suguru posture 😪

“seriously if he knows that I was all sad last night he could at least tone down the ass for a bit.” gurl have u seen his ass? u cant tone down an ass like that. have you seen his thumka in ptd??? it was paying rent

I genuinely love his ass so much I could look at it forever (respectfully)

you look silly when you startle” and u look like a cat

NO BUT HE DOES 😭😭😭

THIS IS LITERALLY THE SAME PIC

It is a nice change, you grew bored of only hearing your steps in this massive estate. ooh thats a cool fact about herself, my steps get quieter if its already quiet, i hate the sound of my footsteps, idk feels too loud and gets on my nerves

okay I feel that jfadsjf but I think with me it's more of my ever present fear of being perceived JFJADJF don't ask it's a neurodivergent thing apparently 🙂

JIMIN'S WING WOW this feels so unlike him, yet him from his clothes/attitude

YES IT IS HHEHE

“you can’t just read people’s minds without their consent. i think he just hears everybody like background noise, some of them catching his attention for a second and lost again. similar to accidentally overhearing people, i guess?

I have to dissapoint you, it is a conscious decision to read people's minds JFAJSD so mister boongie has been doing it on purpose JFJADJ

wow that was romantic 👀👀 slightly sus whats up yoon? Yoongi simply pushes a bowl of fruit salad closer to you, doing so wordlessly UWUW LOOK AT THAT TSUNDERE LIL MEOW MEOW IM GONNA MARRY HIM AAAAH whos mad at him? fight me (definitely not me)

HE IS IN LOVEEEEEE

HE MADE TEA CUZ SHE HATES COFFEE FUCK MY HEART JUST SKIPPED A BEAT

AND SO SOFT BOONGIE BEGINS

Why? Do you want to complain again?” “chill my dude. I was going to compliment it.” “Thanks”, he finally says, almost whispering the word. “Whatever, you’re welcome I guess” STOP I LOVE THEM SO MUCH

THEMTHEM THEM THEMT HEM

Are you an old grumps or do you just not care because your humanity is off?” took words out of my mouth “You know I do”, he growls, but it sounded more like a shy whisper. IM TATTOOING "HE CARES" ON MY FOREHEAD “you’re helpful, even if other than that you are a total nuisance.” *goes for laser to get it removed kids plan permanent shit, dont be like me

LIKE HE IS LITERALLY SO SCARED TO ADMIT THAT HE CARES I AM CLAWING AT HIMMMM

Just once he disappeared to get more food. ok he is no longer a grumpy grandpa, he is now promoted to grumpy grandma

grandpas can make food too, it's not just the women so he is definitely still our lil gramps <3

He rubs his hand back and forth on the side of his neck, eyes racing from side to side nervously. yoongi panicking(from silly stuff) is very funny cuz that man is usually calm and collected aside from screaming

YOONGI IS IN LOVEEEEEE

“I’ve never seen someone walk so slowly” this man drinks grumpy animal blood, grumpy air and water

NO BUT HE IS IN LOVEEEE

“Yeah? So your best asset in getting Taehyung to talk doesn’t die?” .. “no because I don’t want to lose-” .. “-whatever. Are you going to promise me or not?” HAHA

he is in loooovveeeee

“Okay I promise…you big softie.” He ignores you, grinding his teeth and turning to stomp to the door. haha look at him uwuw

he is just a lil pookie in love 😌

please eat those strawberry OH THE SWING DANCING CAUGHT HIS ATTENTION oh my god jimin PLEASE HE *oh my god im about to bawl in the middle of the day in my room wtf have you seriously done to me haha 5 years back i would laugh at this in disbelief

no but I'm so sad for real 😭😭

SHIT DONT DO IT, IK YOONGI IS A PRICK BUT NO, WHAT IF SOMEONE TRIPS U BY UR ANKLES AND CATCHES THE BLOOD BAG? THEY COULD GET VIOLENT? HELL TAE MIGHT EVEN TRY KILL HIMSELF no blood bag without yoongi or a trusted vampire

an i oop-

yoongi is pissed and its an underestimation, understandable 🥲

NO BUT THIS SCENE IS PERMANENTLY BURNED INTO MY MIND the way he just full on confesses that he loves her and that he is TRYING to be good for her LIKE 💔

[trashyswitch]

Calming Patton's Phobia

Virgil has always known that Patton was terrified of spiders, but also adored being tickled! And this spider, happens to provide both! So, Virgil decides to use Patton's favorite activity to combat his fears.

This is Tickletober October 7: Unusual Tool

This is one day late! But that's only because I had started a part time job, and I'm getting nailed with full-time training hours. So...I hope you enjoy despite the tardiness!

Patton has been terrified of spiders for as long as they could remember. From the first time they ever saw a spider till now, Patton could never get over his fear of spiders...not even a little bit. The spiders made him all jumpy and whiny, and caused him to sprint away from adrenaline. But despite that fear, Patton does have an activity he LOVES: tickles! Whether it’s giving tickles or being tickled himself, Patton LOVED them! They were so fun! Sure they were childish, but they were a fun fighting tactic and even a bonding activity when done properly. Patton had been tickled endless times by people, including Virgil! And boy, can Virgil tickle him well!

Virgil on the other hand, loves spiders! Spiders were killers who helped keep the bugs at bay, and were very independent creatures like him. They were also dark, and certain spiders had furry bodies, which was very useful. Virgil has a big spider as a pet, that often loves giving Virgil tickles, despite the slight dislike for being on the lee side. But, Virgil let the spider show its love to him by tickling him and exploring his belly.

Virgil had been aware that Patton hated spiders. But...What if he could calm his fears a little bit through getting his spider pet to tickle him a little?

Patton was tickling Roman with a feather in his hand and a huge smile on his face. “Kitchy kitchy kitchy kitchy koo Roman! Does da princey like the belly button tickles?” Patton teased, fluttering the feather on Roman’s belly button.

“YEHEHEHES! IHIHIHI DOHOHOHOHO!” Roman yelled back, pushing his arms against his own ribs.

“Awww! Thank you for agreeing with me so willingly, Roman!” Patton said happily.

“IHIHIHI- IHIHIHIT TIHHICKLEHEHEHEHES!” Roman reacted, struggling to not push the feather or the arm away.

“Well, I’d hope that it tickles! If it didn’t tickle, that would be a bit of a problem.” Patton told him.

Patton continued fluttering the ticklish feather inside Roman’s belly button before giving the prince a break. Roman covered up his belly button and rolled onto his belly as leftover giggles poured out of his mouth.

“You okay, red clover?” Patton asked.

“Yeheheah...Ihihi’m ahahalrihihight.” Roman replied.

Roman giggled and laid himself down for a bit. Virgil walked up to Patton and tapped his shoulder. “Hey Patton? Can I talk with you for a moment?” Virgil asked. Patton turned around and tensed up at those words. “Don’t worry. You’re not in trouble.” Virgil told him.

Patton blinked and continued to rub his hands together. “I’m not?” Patton asked.

“Nope!” Virgil replied. “I just wanted to show you something.” Virgil told him.

Patton followed Virgil to his room and walked through the door a little excitedly. Virgil’s rarely been in his room, so this was a rare opportunity.

“So, are you gonna give me a hint?” Patton asked.

Virgil smiled. “Sure! Here’s your hint: It’s very tickly.” Virgil replied.

Patton squeaked and clapped his hands excitedly. Now he REALLY wanted to know what they were gonna talk about! Nothing beats tickly! Nothing, whatsoever.

Virgil sat Patton down on his bed. “Okay. Close your eyes.” Virgil told him. Patton’s smile grew wider as he closed his eyes and covered his eyes with his hands. Virgil opened up the closet, and grabbed a halloween spider. “Okay. bring out your hands.” Virgil told him. Patton nodded and brought his hands out with his eyes squeezed shut from excitement. Interested to see what he could do, Virgil placed the decoration onto Patton’s hands. Patton gasped as it touched his hands. “Okay. You can open up your eyes now.

Patton couldn’t contain his excitement as he opened up his eyes. But his excitement quickly turned to fear as his eyes fell upon...A SPIDER?! “EEEEEEK! GETITOFF! GETITOFF- AAAAH!” Patton shouted, throwing the decoration across the room. Virgil couldn’t help but laugh at the reaction. “I-VIRGIL!” Patton shouted at him, pushing his shoulder in slight anger.

Virgil only continued to laugh for a few more moments before putting his hands on Patton’s shoulders. “It’s alright. It’s alright Patton. It was fake. Look!” Virgil picked up the spider, smacked the spider onto his own hand, and snapped one of its legs off. “See? Plastic.” Virgil told him.

Patton started to calm down, but was still a little scared from the jumpscare. “Why? Why would you prank me like that?” Patton asked. “Were you trying to play a prank on me? Was it a test for halloween?” Patton asked further, slightly ticked that he did that.

“No, and no. But, you did get something right:” Virgil walked himself towards the glass cage that was beside his dresser on the ground. “It was a test of some sort.” Virgil added as he opened the lid of the cage. “I wanted to see how you would react if I randomly gave you a real spider.” Virgil explained. “And...as I predicted: you threw the fake one halfway across the room.” Virgil added.

Much to Patton’s dismay, Virgil lifted a real, living tarantula out of the cage. Patton’s jaw dropped as he quickly learned that not only is Virgil not afraid of big spiders, Virgil actually OWNS a tarantula! AS A PET! HOW?! Just seeing the fur on its legs made the hair on Patton’s arms stick up.

“This is Charlotte. Of course, named after the spider from Charlotte’s web.” Virgil told him. Patton was feeling the fear well up inside him. Should he run? Should he slap the tarantula out of his hand? Or should he just freeze and hope Virgil doesn’t bring the tarantula any close to him? Patton couldn’t decide.

“Don’t worry. Charlotte is not gonna bite you as long as you don’t attack it.” Virgil reassured him.

Well...that takes fight off the list…

“Wh-I-How?!” Patton asked, finally getting a word out. Though...it wasn’t the right word.

“I summoned him myself. He’s a cute little furball who loves crickets, climbing things and moving stones around. I’ve collected little flat stones and painted them different colors, and I’ve watched as she stacked them on top of each other.” Virgil told him.

“Mm hmm...yeah...uh...okay.” Patton replied, clear fear in his voice.

Virgil turned himself towards Patton and took one step to the father. Patton blinked, and widened his eyes in slight worry. Virgil took another step...Patton shook his head in fear and threw his hands in front of his face in defense. Virgil stepped one step back again. “Don’t worry. Look!” Virgil said, before gently placing his tarantula onto his own head. Charlotte crawled around within his hair a slight bit, and moved the hair around with its front legs. Patton slightly calmed at the sight of Virgil not getting bitten, but was still tense.

Suddenly, the tarantula started crawling around in bigger strides on Virgil’s head. Virgil put his hands up as a fence, and giggled a little. “Ihihit tihickles!” Virgil told him, his smile widening as Charlotte moved towards the front of his scalp.

Patton was both scared to acknowledge the pet, but was also...growing jealous. Virgil was getting tickled from the pet and now, Patton wanted to get tickled like that! But...it’s a tarantula! Why is he suddenly jealous over a tarantula of all pets, tickling Virgil?

Patton was growing very conflicted, and Virgil could tell. That was exactly what Virgil wanted: to conflict and confuse Patton, to help him see the good side of his biggest fears. If Luigi could have a ghost puppy despite his fear of ghosts, then maybe...just maybe...Patton could at least hold Charlotte.

“Uuuuh...I…” Patton said, struggling in his mind a little.

“What’s wrong? Are you...nervous? Or curious?” Virgil asked.

“Does it...actually tickle when Charlotte is walking on your head?” Patton asked.

Virgil nodded. “A little, yeah. But it’s much worse when I place Charlotte on my belly.” Virgil told him as he carefully laid himself down. Virgil willingly decided to expose his ticklish spot to Patton, just for the sake of calming his fears: he placed Charlotte onto his belly and rested his bent arms behind his head. Charlotte sat there for a few seconds, before starting to crawl around on Virgil’s belly. Virgil tittered and squeaked in surprise, struggling to not wiggle under Charlotte.

Patton’s fearful facial expression slowly fell into curiosity rather than anything, and led him to move a bit closer to Virgil to get a better look at Charlotte. Patton eyed up the clumps of fur that surrounded the 8 separate legs, and noticed how the body of the tarantula was furry as well. It was strange how such an animal like that could look so menacing, yet be covered in fur like a puppy or a kitty. That thought only increased his confusion and confliction between his worst fear and his two favorite things: cats and tickles.

Patton was thrown out of his thoughts from a loud guffaw. “WAHAIT- CHAHAHARLOHOHOHOTTE!” Virgil bursted out, holding his forehead with one hand as he laughed manickly. Patton looked down at Virgil’s belly and chuckled: one of Charlotte’s legs had fallen right into the pothole known as Virgil’s belly button. So not only was Charlotte’s leg dipped into his sensitive navel, the fur that filled the leg was now tickling every layer of his belly button! And as much as Patton wanted to help him, Patton also wanted to enjoy the cute little view just a little longer. So, he left the tarantula’s leg inside Virgil’s belly button.

“Uh oh! Looks like Charlotte found your ticklish little giggle button! How on earth will Virgil escape from such an attack?” Patton teased. “It is his pet after all...he wouldn’t wanna...hurt the poor thing…” Patton teased.

“OHOHOHO SHUHUT UHUHUHUP!” Virgil laughed.

Patton gasped. “Now why would I EVER shut up! When this...smart creature...had found your most ticklish spot?! Now, I just HAVE to tease you for her!” Patton teased with an innocent tone.

“STAHAHAP AHAHACTING SOHOHO IHINNOCEHEHEHENT, AND HEHEHELP MEHEHE!” Virgil begged.

Patton giggled. “You know as much as I wanna help you...I think you’re capable of removing Charlotte’s leg yourself…” Patton mentioned.

Virgil mentally cursed to himself. DAMMIT PATTON! You’re too smart for this! Virgil finally followed through with Patton’s suspicions, and slowly removed the spider’s leg from his belly button. He did successfully do it without causing Charlotte any pain or trouble, but only at the expense of his plan. Patton now knew he liked being tickled! Sure, it’s great for the future. But now, Patton’s gonna ignore Charlotte’s existence and start tickling the hell out of him!

“Awww! You like it!” Patton reacted.

Yup! Just Virgil’s luck: he caught on.

“You wanted Charlotte to tickle you because Charlotte would never say no to a little exploring!” Patton reacted.

Virgil couldn’t help it when his face grew a darker and darker shade of red. This was way too embarrassing for him to handle!

BUT WAIT…

Virgil suddenly came up with an idea.

“Yeheheheah...Ihihihi lihihike ihit ahas much as yohohou doho.” Virgil confessed.

Patton gasped, squealed and clapped his hands out of excitement. “You admitted it! You’re so brave!” Patton cheered.

“Buhuhut...Chaharlotte helps ahaha lot wihith thahahat too.” Virgil explained. Patton’s smile dropped slightly. The thought of a tarantula crawling over him, still slightly scared him. But perhaps...it wouldn’t be as bad as he thinks.

“Can I try it?” Patton asked.

Virgil turned his head slightly. “Hm? Try what?” Virgil clarified.

“Try...having Charlotte on my belly…” Patton asked.

Virgil lifted his chin. “Really? You wanna try it?” Virgil asked.

Patton started to slightly doubt his words. But, with the confidence that was left, Patton brought out his chest. “Yes.” Patton replied.

Virgil was almost excited to get Charlotte onto Patton’s belly. Patton laid himself down beside him while Virgil gently lifted Charlotte off of himself. Patton lifted his light blue shirt up while Virgil knelt down. With both of the sides ready to experience something new, Virgil started to lower his spider down.

Patton closed his eyes and held his breath for a few moments so he could prevent himself from growing increasing anxious over the thought of what he was doing.

Suddenly, Patton let out a surprise squeak! The backs of Virgil’s hands had gently tapped his belly, and Charlotte was still on his hands. With some gentle persuasion and a couple quick motions, Virgil placed Charlotte’s furry legs onto Patton’s bare belly. Patton’s paused breathing seemed to slowly resume as he processed the feeling of 8 separate legs standing on his belly.

“How do you feel?” Virgil asked.

Patton’s fear seemed to calm a little the longer he processed what was happening. “I’m...okay. Just...still nervous.” Patton admitted.

“That’s completely understandable.” Virgil told him.

Patton’s anxiety seemed to jump slightly as he felt Charlotte move her legs only a little bit. It felt so weird. It wasn’t sharp like a needle, but it wasn’t dull either. It was...more furry than anything. Patton bit his lip as Charlotte started to move just a little more frequently. It felt so tickly! It felt so foreign! It was amazing, yet nerve-wracking all at once!

“You want me to move her around a little?” Virgil asked.

Patton let out a short nervous giggle in reply. “Idon’tknowjustdoit!” Patton begged quickly.

“Oookaaaaaayy…” Virgil said in a sarcastic tone before poking Charlotte to make her move. Patton squeaked as Charlotte’s legs moved around on his belly, and snorted slightly. The more that Charlotte moved around, the more that Patton nervously giggled.

“Why do you look so nervous still?” Virgil asked.

“B-Behehecause she’s gonna bihite mehehe!” Patton said nervously.

“She’s not gonna bite you. She’s barely gonna move because of how scared you are. She’s only gonna move a little, and mostly sit there while you calm down.” Virgil told him.

Patton tried to calm himself down further by taking deeper breaths. This ended up leading to the tarantula walking a little farther down...RIGHT above his belly button! Patton squeaked and giggled a little as the 8 furry legs tickled his bare belly surrounding the navel. “Thihihis tihihicklehehes!” Patton giggled, squeezing his arms against his chest.

“I know, right?!” Virgil reacted.

Suddenly, Charlotte started moving around even more! She moved herself towards the right side, and...stepped his last right leg RIGHT INTO HIS BELLY BUTTON!

“AAEEEHEHEHEHEHEHE! AHA! AHA-HAHAHAHA! NOHOHOT MYHY BEHELLY BUHUHUTTON!” Patton begged, struggling to not wiggle or bounce his belly any more than he already is by laughing.

“Wow! That was a lucky guess, Charlotte! Wasn’t that, Pat? It’s almost as if she knew!” Virgil teased.

No way...She couldn’t have known that! It was purely incidental!

...right?

Charlotte started to try and remove her leg from the bottom of Patton’s navel. But Patton’s navel was just so long compared to Virgil’s! Not only that, but the hole was moving around constantly!

“EEEEEEEEHAHAHAHAHAHA! IHIHIHIT TIHIHIHICKLEHES! AAAAAHAHAHAHA!” Patton screamed loudly!

“Holy crap! Calm down! All Charlotte’s doing, is removing his leg from your belly button!” Virgil reacted.

“IHIHIHI’M TOHOHOHO TIHIHICKLIHIHIHISH!” Patton shouted.

“I...I can see that!” Virgil reacted.

Charlotte ended up staying on Patton’s belly for a good 15 minutes before Virgil finally removed the spider. Charlotte’s fur had a slight bit of blue lint stuck to her furry leg, and Patton was an overwhelmingly giggly mess. He couldn’t survive a naked finger in his belly button! Let alone a furry leg! Patton eventually managed to calm himself down enough to tell Virgil that he actually loved it! He was still a little nervous about the spider, but the love for tickling must’ve calmed him and overcame his phobia! It is truly incredible, what the mind can do when faced with a challenge.

[emsylcatac]

(Continuation of the Marichat emojis story 😂🥺😭😗😞 - now featuring the whole lovesquare)

Part 1 · Part 2 · Part 3

A BIG THANK YOU to @chatnoirinette for once again taking your time to beta-read this story!!! You have been a huge help for this part aaaah I love you!!! ♥♥♥

(read the 1st two parts before reading this one)

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Adrien froze, unresponsive. His brain refused to work for a few seconds, trying to understand what was really going on. Plagg had already darted away from view to let them have their privacy.

Slowly, he regained control of his arms and wrapped them clumsily around Ladybug. She sobbed harder once she felt his touch and clung to him even more tightly.

Feeling her for the first time in two years suddenly felt like too much. He took a deep breath and fell shakily on the floor, his legs too unable to support his weight anymore.

And she didn’t seem to even try to keep him standing; she just let herself fall with him, and they just held each other like that, her hand coming to his hair, his head on her shoulder, and they cried. And they cried. As soon as they regained their breathing, one of them would release a loud sob and they would both cry again. They stayed like that for a minute, an hour, two maybe, or three; Adrien didn’t know nor did he care, and it seemed like Ladybug didn’t, either—why would time matter when living in the present moment, partner finally in their arms, was much more important? What even was time in a moment like this?

He wasn’t sure when they finally stopped crying. But he didn’t move once they did, and neither did she. There was so much to discuss and so much to reminisce. How to start? What to say? So he simply held her—just like he could feel her holding him—for a little while longer.

Ladybug was now tenderly running her hand through his hair; Adrien had started to caress her back, rubbing small circles with his thumbs. He was breathing calmly now, waiting and not waiting for her to move. But she seemed to be just as content to stay in comfortable silence.

Finally, Ladybug took a deep breath and squeezed Adrien one last time before slowly pulling away. Their arms slid off of each other until their hands met and stayed there. Ladybug was looking at him, waiting for him to raise his eyes to hers. After a few seconds, he slowly lifted his gaze—and they lost themselves in each other’s eyes, not sharing a word for he didn’t know how long.

Ever so quietly, Ladybug broke the comforting silence:

“I missed you,” she said simply. Because what else was there to say?

Adrien didn’t answer at first and continued to stare into her eyes. He opened his mouth and closed it a few times. Not talking was easier. Safer. Once he spoke, she would know. Even if deep down he knew his secret was no longer his only.

Is there really a reason to delay the unavoidable? he thought.

“I...me too,” he finally admitted.

Ladybug smiled timidly. “So...you’re not trying to deny it?”

Adrien released a shaky breath, chuckling without humour. “I think I’ve been running away for long enough now.”

He tore his gaze away from hers to look at their hands instead. Ladybug did the same. She took his right hand in both of hers and turned it around in her palms; traced his life lines and his fingers with hers; caressed his ring and played with it, without taking it away from him. And she would start it all over again. Right hand in both her hands, life lines, fingers, ring. Hand, lines, fingers, ring. Fingers, Ring. Ring. Ring. Fingers. And the ring again.

Adrien let her do it without speaking a word, feeling more and more relaxed. His fears were slowly leaving his body, even if not completely, in the face of her ministrations.

And when he felt ready, he took a deep breath and looked at her.

“I’m sorry.”

She kept her eyes on their hands and continued to play with his. “For what?”

“For...everything. Or nothing. For leaving, I guess. For my father. For not coming back to you. All of that, a-and more,” he finished.

She looked into his eyes. “I forgive you. Even if I don’t think you have to apologise for anything. But you—have you forgiven yourself?”

Adrien paused. That was a good question. Had he, really? Now that he understood more about himself than before? But he had only discovered that tonight. “I...I’m getting there. I think. I mean, it’s hard, some days, but—”

“But you’re going to be alright,” Ladybug cut in. “It might take time but...I’m here now and…” She took a breath.

“And the Adrien—the Chat Noir I know and remember is amazing. He still is.” She giggled softly while bringing one hand to his face and letting it rest on his cheek, tracing his skin with her thumb where the edge of his mask would be. “He is brave, strong. He’s a fighter. He’s not afraid to stand back up, no matter how many times he falls,” she continued. “He is still here inside you and I’m sure that if...if you’d let him, he would help you to overcome anything.”

He gazed into her eyes, her words sinking into his heart.

“It sounds like something I would say,” Adrien chuckled.

Ladybug grinned in response. “It does, doesn’t it? I think it’s important.”

“How…how did you know? About me, I mean,” Adrien asked.

Ladybug paused. “A little cat told me.”

“You saw him too, didn’t you?”

She bit her lip. “I did. I was...I was there, and he told me before he left, after I revealed to him who I was.” She stopped stroking his cheek and brought her hand back into his, never breaking her gaze from him.

“Spots off,” she whispered.

Adrien gasped softly as Tikki discreetly went to join Plagg. He looked at her—at Marinette— in awe, his vision blurring as tears formed in his eyes. It was his turn to raise his hand to her face and trace the edge of an invisible mask. She closed her eyes at his touch, a small smile pulling at her lips.

“Wow,” he breathed shakily, “no wonder he told you once he knew.”

Marinette opened her eyes again and smiled warmly at him, her eyes wet with tears. “I’m grateful he did.”

“I think I am too,” Adrien murmured.

He couldn’t keep from basking in her presence, offering a smile and looking, really looking at her as if it were the first time—and in a way, it was. Marinette had picked up Adrien’s hand again and was playing with it—this time gloveless, giving a special attention to his ring. As if she still did not quite believe that he was there, that it was him.

After a few minutes in companionable silence, Adrien’s curiosity won over: one question brought another and soon they were talking like they used to. They talked about what they did during the last two years—because even though they had met through Alya and Nino a couples of times, they still had lost contact, and they both blamed themselves. They reminisced about patrols. School. Akumas. How they dealt with the aftermaths of the final fight. And inevitably, they came to Hawkmoth and Mayura’s defeat and Adrien’s near death.

“He didn’t know you were Chat Noir,” Marinette tried to suggest.

“It doesn’t make it better,” Adrien replied.

“No, you’re right. It doesn’t.”

He pulled the conversation back to small talk to avoid crying again—not that either of them still had tears left this evening. For a while, they chatted lightly.

Until they fell silent. It seemed like they had covered every topic. He searched for one they might have forgotten but found nothing. So they kept quiet for a few more minutes, until Marinette spoke up.

“Transform.”

Adrien startled. “Sorry, what?”

“Transform. Please. I want...I want to see you.” She was looking at him with the softest smile, teary but happy eyes and a hand caressing his cheek. “I’d like to see my Kitty.”

“I...I haven’t transformed in so long…I don’t know if I can do it or…” Adrien trailed off, feeling a bit caught unaware.

“Hey, it’s okay. It’s okay. We can transform together if you want. Or later, or not at all. Whatever you feel comfortable with.”

Adrien watched her, feeling torn. Was he ready to transform after so long? But if not now, then when? Would he just...keep postponing it like he had been delaying his meeting with Ladybug all this time? And...what was there to fear, really, especially with his Lady there to guide him…?

“Okay,” Adrien breathed.

Marinette’s eyes widened.

“Okay,” he repeated, more firmly this time, giving her a little nod.

“You’re sure?”

“With you by my side?” He chuckled. “I think I can be brave enough for that.”

“Thank you.Thank you so much.”

A delighted smile stretched onto Marinette’s face and she stood, pulling Adrien up by the hand. He intertwined his fingers with hers, looking into her eyes while he mentally prepared himself.

“It’s you and me against the world, right?” she asked.

Adrien laughed quietly at their old promise. “Always, partner,” he murmured.

She grinned. “Yeah. Partners. To the moon and back.”

Adrien chuckled. “Ah. I had forgotten about that one.”

They gazed at each other a few more seconds until they both gave a little nod, indicating that they were ready.

“Spots on.”

“Claws out.”

Green and red light engulfed them both as their hands and feets and arms were covered with their respective costumes. Soon enough, they were both suited up.

Adrien breathed heavily, slowly untangling his hands from hers. He lifted them to his eyes, staring at the black glove and the claws at the tips of his fingers.

“I did it…” he breathed.

Ladybug released a shaky laugh before grabbing his head with both hands and forcing his forehead to rest against hers. He brought his hands to her waist. She moved one of hers to his hair and started scratching one of his cat ears, just like she had always loved to do.

“Welcome back, Chaton,” Ladybug whispered.

Chat Noir chuckled, a waver in his voice. “Hi, Buguinette.”

“Hi,” she murmured back. “I hope you’re ready to support me. Because I am not planning on letting you go anytime soon.”

“I wouldn’t dream of it.”

They both giggled. And they stayed like that, forehead against forehead, enjoying their reunion and the start of something new.

Soon, they found themselves swaying gently to some imaginary song, holding each other tightly. Adrien didn’t know what the future had in store for them. What they would become. When he would completely heal and if he ever would. All that mattered was that they were together now. And he felt like he could take on everything as long as they were side by side. Marinette and Adrien, Ladybug and Chat Noir, the both of them against the world—always.

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Chat Noir materialised as the last magic ladybug twirled in the air.

“I AM—” he screamed, and then he stopped dead in his tracks, frowning.

“Welcome back, Kitty!” Ladybug greeted. “Are you alright?”

Chat Noir rubbed his eyes dizzily while she rested a hand on his shoulder. “I think so.”

“That akuma was positively getting on my nerves, and you weren’t there because you’d been hit.” Ladybug pouted at him.

“Oh…oh! Yes!” Chat Noir exclaimed, slowly remembering the events. “I’m sorry, my Lady, but, hum...he was about to get you,” he pointed out.

Ladybug scowled at him. “Still. I hope you enjoyed the future, at least. How was it, by the way?”

Chat Noir pondered how to answer for a moment before placing an arm around her shoulders, grinning. “It was pawwwsitively miraculous, my Lady! Would you guess what? You and I were married and soooooo in love! We even had a hamster and we named it—”

“Riiiight. Admit that you can’t remember a thing.” Ladybug snorted.

“Not at all, not at all! I can totally remember—alright.” He deflated, taking his arm away from her shoulders. “I can’t remember a thing.”

Ladybug giggled. “Aw, it’s alright. Sometimes it’s better to keep the surprise.”

He sighed heavily. “I knooow, but I had all the answers right there and now, pffffewt! Gone into the wind. Never to be seen again.” He fake-wiped a tear.

“Not never,” Ladybug said with a smile, “but later! You need to learn to be a patient kitty.” She bopped his nose.

“Do you realise that Mooseman 3: The Comeback of the Deadly Moss was probably already out?! Imagine if I watched it! That would mean that when I watch it later in our timeline, it’ll be like discovering it a second time! Because I would have forgotten the first time completely! It’s amazing, right?”

Ladybug raised a brow at him. “...If it helps you sleep at night.”

He stuck his tongue at her. “Yes, it does, thank you very much.”

She shook her head.

Chat Noir paused. “Hey, Ladybug,” he said timidly. “No matter what happens in the future, we’ll still be together, right? Ladybug and Chat Noir, partners to the moon and back?”

She smiled ever so softly at him. “Of course, as if you needed to ask!”

He grinned and slowly raised his fist. “You and me against the world?”

Her smile widened, and she pounded her fist against his.

                                                               “Always.”

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Aaaand this is the end of tis little story!! I hope you’ll find the ending satisfying enough ♥

Thanks for everyone who has been supporting it, I received very nice comments that really made my day and gave me motivation to continue to write in the future!! 😭 I made an AO3 that is still empty for now, but I’ll post this story as soon as I’ll have the 1st part beta-read!

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[angelofthequeers]

Hold Me By Both Hands: Chapter 31

Disclaimer: I don’t own ML.

Chapter 30 | Chapter 32 | AO3 link

“It’s not funny!” Ladybug snaps. Chat Noir just continues to sag against the metal tip at the top of the Eiffel Tower and clutch at his sides. How can he not? The irony of this!

“It’s – it’s hilarious!” he chokes. “Rena and Carapace hate each other but they’re dating!”

“Alright, maybe the dramatic irony is a little funny,” Ladybug concedes after a moment. Yes! Score! “But they have to be able to work together, Chat! I’m planning on having them patrol together, so they can trust each other as partners like we do.”

“Oh, they already trust each other,” Chat Noir says with a devious little grin. He yowls when Ladybug reaches out and flicks his bell into his chin in response. “Hey! Hands off the bell!”

“Why do I put up with you?” Ladybug mumbles. Months ago, a comment like that might have hit Chat deep down, feeding into insecurities, adding to the dark voices telling him that he’s not enough. But between Ladybug’s grounding presence by his side and his friends and the hurricane that is Marinette, her comment just bounces right off and instead makes his grin wider.

“Because I’m irrepawceable,” he says. Ladybug rolls her eyes to high heaven.

“That one wasn’t even good enough to be mediocre,” she says. “If you need to stretch that far, just don’t make the pun.”

“I see how it is,” Chat Noir huffs and flops down to rest his head in Ladybug’s lap. She rolls her eyes again but still starts scratching behind his fake ears, and if he closes his eyes, it’s almost like it’s Marinette scratching him instead.

“How are things with Marinette?” Ladybug says after a moment. “You seem happier lately.”

Chat Noir sighs and purrs, because inviting him to talk about his girlfriend is pretty much the best way to put him straight on cloud nine. “She’s perfect, milady,” he says. “She’s always got cookies for me and cheese buns for Plagg, and she’s so smart and creative, and I could just sit and watch her design for hours because she gets so into it and her tongue does this little blep and just – aaaah, she’s an angel.”

“Always the romantic,” Ladybug says fondly, though there’s an odd little crack in her voice that Chat Noir can’t even begin to decipher. When she digs her fingers into his scalp, he doesn’t want to begin to decipher it.

“She’s even okay with me liking another person at the same time,” Chat Noir says. “So long as I’m open with her about my feelings. And I looked up polyamory the other day and…well, it said that you can’t just jump into a relationship with another person unless you and the first person can stand on your own.”

“That makes sense,” Ladybug says. “One relationship is enough effort. I think it’s a good idea that you and Marinette are focusing on yourselves for now.” She twirls a lock of hair around her fingers, and Chat Noir lets out a particularly loud purr at that. “I’m glad you’re happy, kitty cat. I don’t feel so bad now about telling you that, well…I’ve got a boyfriend.”

Chat Noir’s eyes fly open and he jolts upright. “Really? And you’re only telling me now? I clawght we were purrtners, mewlady.”

“We won’t be if you keep up those awful puns,” Ladybug deadpans. Then she sighs and squares her shoulders. “And…yeah. I can’t tell you who he is – identity reasons and all, since I’m dating him outside the mask – but…he’s so sweet. A little shit at times, yeah, but he’s really thoughtful and I secretly love his sense of humour. Not that he’d let me live it down if I told him that.”

“Aah, milady has her first boyfriend,” Chat Noir says and nudges her. “I hope he knows that he’ll have to answer to me if he hurts you.”

“Trust me, I think he’ll be more afraid of me than you,” Ladybug says. Chat Noir sniffs.

“Fine. Be like that. Even though you’re totally right and you’re scary when you’re pissed. I’d hate to be the guy who hurt Ladybug.”

“I don’t think that’ll be a problem at all,” Ladybug says with a knowing little smile. Is there an inside joke that he’s missing? “And it’s not like he knows I’m Ladybug. I’m dating him as civilian me, not superhero me.”

“I still stand by my statement,” Chat Noir says. “With or without the mask, only someone as deluded as Hawkmoth would mess with you.”

“Aww, isn’t this cute,” coos a voice. Chat Noir jerks in surprise as Rena Rouge leaps down from the very tip of the Tower and lands in a crouch, her mouth pulled in a teasing little smirk and her eyes glittering behind her orange and white mask.

“You know it’s rude to eavesdrop on private conversations, right?” Ladybug says, raising an eyebrow. Rena Rouge shrugs.

“Maybe you shouldn’t discuss it in the middle of Paris, then.”

“Who’s gonna be up here except annoying, eavesdropping foxes?” Chat Noir says. Rena Rouge rolls her eyes.

“Alright, touché. When’s Shellhead getting here?”

“Carapace is right here.” A dark green shape leaps up to the tiny platform from below, where he’d obviously been scaling the Tower. “No need to be such a bitch, dude.”

“Me, a bitch?” Rena Rouge snorts. “That’s rich.”

“Can we not?” Chat Noir says. “Just sit down and try to get along or Ladybug’ll make you wear the getting-along shirt.”

“Rena wasn’t flirting,” Ladybug says with twitching lips as Rena Rouge and Carapace obediently sit. “She’s just a superhero enthusiast. I’d think Carapace could appreciate that enthusiasm, judging by his friends, especially one in particular. And Carapace was just being loyal, and Rena should admire his dedication to his girlfriend. Done? Done. We’re a team, and I refuse to have you two at each other’s throats because of a misunderstanding.”

“Now, kiss and make up,” Chat Noir grins. Ladybug elbows him in response. Okay, okay, but how could he help that, knowing who Rena Rouge and Carapace are?

“I’d phrase it a different way,” Ladybug says. “Apologise, both of you. My god, when did I turn into the mum friend?”

“Sorry for being a dick,” Carapace finally says, crossing his arms.

“Sorry for getting all bitchy at you,” Rena Rouge says, scowling down at her feet. Ladybug smiles and claps her hands.

“See? All better!” she coos, rather like a preschool teacher. Chat Noir bites down on his lip to keep his laughter at that one way down. “Now, I had a good talk with Rena after the battle, and I think it would be a good idea to implement a rule about personal ties with akumas.”

Chat Noir immediately sees where this is going. “Agreed,” he says. “No fighting an akuma if it’s too personal.”

“But what if it’s a family member?” Rena Rouge says. “I realised about two minutes after Ladybug left me. If I have to sit that one out because it’s too personal, won’t Carapace figure out who I am? And the other way around?”

“Yeah, why did Faux News set Rena Rouge off like that?” Carapace says. Ladybug swears under her breath.

“How unladylike, milady,” Chat Noir grins. Ladybug once again elbows him. Okay, it would probably be a good idea to move himself away from elbowing reach, but that would involve sitting away from his lady, and then he won’t get that affection that he so desperately craves in his very soul.

Honestly, fuck Gabriel Agreste. It’s getting to that point, even if there’s still a twinge of have to be the dutiful son, he’ll be proud if I try hard enough lingering.

“That’s a good point,” Ladybug says.

“About the Faux News thing, it’s because he was plagiarising m – uh, the Ladyblogger,” Rena Rouge says. “And I hate it when people steal other people’s work, especially because Alya puts a shit tonne of work into that thing and she didn’t deserve that. Guess I just…got overly invested.”

There’s newfound respect in Carapace’s eyes as he stares at Rena Rouge, no doubt at her staunch defence of his girlfriend, who unknowingly happens to be her. Dear god, Chat Noir’s going to puke up rainbows in a minute.

“But I think I’ll be okay, Ladybug,” Rena Rouge says. “Dick News caught me by surprise. And if you guys can’t just step back when shit gets personal, it shouldn’t be fair to expect us to back off too.”

“Yeah, it’s called teamwork,” Carapace drawls. Rena Rouge flips him off and mutters something about turtle soup in its own shell.

“Productive team meeting,” Chat Noir grins before Carapace can clock Rena Rouge around the head with his shield. “What’s next on the agenda?”

“Oh!” Rena Rouge jabs a finger at Carapace. “The group chat! Emails, guys, and Shellhead needs to shut his eyes because I have to detransform to get my phone.”

While Carapace dutifully slaps a hand over his goggles, Rena Rouge transforms back into Alya, and Trixx settles in Alya’s bag to munch on a berry, Ladybug fishes a strip of paper out of her yo-yo to hand over. Chat Noir rummages in one of his suit pockets until he finds his burner email address, and Carapace doesn’t even need to look at any kind of note to be able to rattle it off to Alya. Her tongue pokes out of her mouth as she works her magic, although it’s nowhere near as cute as when Marinette bleps, but everything about Marinette is so much cuter than anyone else, so there might just be a bit of bias there –

“– done!” Alya’s voice snaps Chat Noir out of his Marinette daze. “We can’t exactly test it up here, so it’ll have to wait till we’re home, but the invite links I emailed should work once you’ve made your accounts. If not…well, I’ll beat my phone till they do. Trixx, let’s pounce.”

Carapace doesn’t uncover his eyes until Rena Rouge tells him that it’s okay to do so, and there’s a glimmer of respect in her eyes at this action that hadn’t been present before. But she still looks like she wants to shove her flute through his throat, so all’s still right in the world. At least they should trust each other enough to be efficient teammates. Hopefully.

“So, like, any more heroes gonna be joining us?” Carapace says. “Or is it just gonna be us four?”

Chat Noir exchanges a look with Ladybug as they have one of their silent conversations, possible only because of the bond they’ve forged over the past year thanks to Hawkdouche. It’s probably not a good idea to mention the zodiacs; even if Hawkmoth has an inkling that they exist, there’s no sense in giving two newbies too much information. Especially since they’re probably not even going to give out any of the zodiacs unless they absolutely have to do so.

“There are five Miraculouses in your tier,” Ladybug finally says. “Fox, Bee, Turtle, Peacock, and Butterfly. The Peacock and Butterfly were lost ages ago, so they’re not viable. But yes, we’re keeping our eye out for a suitable Bee holder.”

Well, she’s not technically lying. The Peacock was lost ages ago, and it’s not a viable option because it’s still broken and because Gabriel will know that Adrien had been lying about the fake brooch.

“Ladybug and I are in the top tier,” Chat Noir says. “We’re the balance of the universe.” He shoots a grin at Ladybug, who just rolls her eyes.

“We should wrap this up,” Ladybug says. “I, uh…may have some important homework to do that’s due tomorrow.”

“Naughty, milady,” Chat Noir teases. “Leaving your homework to the last minute.”

“If you wanted me to shove you off the Tower, all you had to do was ask,” Ladybug says with a sweet smile. Rena Rouge snorts into her hand.

“As much as this Ladynoir banter is killing me, Ladybug’s got a point,” she says. “I have babysitting responsibilities. Ugh. Damn siblings, existing when I could be spending time with Ladybug.”

“Wow, that sounds like something my girlfriend would say,” Carapace snickers. Chat Noir rolls his eyes at Ladybug when Rena Rouge and Carapace aren’t looking, and Ladybug bites down on her lip to muffle her laughter.

“Check your emails!” is Rena Rouge’s parting comment as she pushes herself to her feet, then starts to bound down the Eiffel Tower. Carapace salutes at Ladybug and Chat Noir and follows her.

“Well,” Chat Noir says as he stands. “That was a fun little get-together. Allow a mangy alley cat to escort you home, milady?”

“Nice try,” Ladybug says, though she does let him help her up. “You won’t get my identity that easily.”

“Fine,” Chat Noir huffs. “I see how it is. You can walk home yourself, then.”

“Fine with me.” Ladybug boops him on the nose, then takes off swinging, calling over her shoulder, “Last one to the school’s a rotten akuma!”

“Hey!” Chat Noir whines and leaps after her. “No fair! You cheater!”