#/j but this is too funny
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Jumblr I think we're under fucking attack
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i’d name him Squant btw. if u even care
#🍜#i accidentally named him this and i can’t stop laughing and it’s been way too long this shouldn’t be funny anymore#if u see this rb it. i need everyone to see squant#i don’t even own a squant but clearly a purchase is in order#dm me for paypal!#/j lmao#squant is short for squanthony also
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Ouch! don't attack me with Donnie and baby Mikey😫
OH NO- MY HAND SLIPPED-!!
#dw annon I too get attacked by the sheer wholesomness#like the best duo AND they are still funny??#when one is a BABY?#crazy how they are just winning like that uvu#I would die for them your honour-#rottmnt donnie#rottmnt mikey#rottmnt fanart#rottmnt#pb&j duo#smarts and crafts#turtle tots#asks#tribbleart#<3
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Yes my two favorite drivers are Charles F1 driver, musician, model, karting team owner, icecream shop owner, UN road safety ambassador, amateur footballer, ocassional padel player Leclerc and Max F1 driver Verstappen
#lestappen#formula 1#charles leclerc#max verstappen#this is a joke btw#i know max does a lot of stuff too#but it's j funny like#charles does a million things during break#and max is like. sim racing.#barbie and ken#if u will
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Millie Warm the Kettle,,,
i thought too hard abt bigb's POV and how in both 3L and DL he's caught between two alliances- one with grian and one with ren
something something damned if he does, damned if he doesn't
#bigbstatz fanart#grian fanart#rendog fanart#martyn and pearl are there too but its not abt them sh#did all this in a day and i feel like its obvious aha#anyways ill never be over blue sword boys ill never be over how he was the last knight of dogwarts#and i will never be over the cheater arc#c!bigb did nothing wrong#thats a solid I Guess on the trafficshipping#and to that one reblogger YES I GAVE INTO THE PANDERING#I AM NOT IMMUNE TO SONG PROPAGANDA#also what’s funny abt this is this is a part of my secret soulmates propaganda campaign#you like toxic yaoi?? well boy howdy do I have a duo for you /j#he sure does like goofy guys with homocidal tendencies huh
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Saw 2004 AU where Adam is Australian and Lawrence is British
(Lawrence, more britishly): "He doesn't want us to cut through our chains... He wants us to cut through our feet..."
"Hmm... yeah nahhhh, fuck that mate. Jigsaw can suck my dick, stupid cunt"
#im not Australian but i am british#which is close enough i guess /j#watching leigh and cary wrestle with their accents the whole movie is so funny#especially cary cause half the time he still sounds like a tory who went on holiday to the states for a bit too long#adam faulkner stanheight#adam stanheight#lawrence gordon#saw#saw franchise#saw movies#saw 2004
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ummmmmmm guys this dungeons looking a little dark here..........................ummmm..... hello??? guys??
#quirinahdraws#darkest dungeon#darkest dungeon 2#IVE BEEN IN THE TRENCHES SO I NEED 2 POST MY EARLY APRIL DRAWINGS FROM WHEN I WAS (am) PLAYING THIS GAME TERMINALLY....#try to guess my favorite character (very difficult impossible /j)#notable moments include reynauld and dismas kicking the bucket in my first year to which i thought after the latter. ok at least theyre#together in death or watever. anyways i got a beyond the grave a week later with both of them and i could only revive one of them and my#first thought was wow! this would make great angst fodder! i should make a comic (and then i didnt)#but dismas is dead so i can never get the achievement but he basically carried me thru vvulf bc i didnt have any legend lvl frontliners and#i didnt know u could just sacrifice a hero to retreat. or that you had to destroy the bomb barrel HAHAHAHAH but we defeated vvulf SOMEHOW#sketchdump#digital#dd plague doctor#dd jester#dd shieldbreaker#dd arbalest#dd abomination#SORRY FOR YAOIFYING BIGBY THAT BADLY IDK WHAT HAPPENED...ETTO.......#my favorite builds are damage over time <3 number one blight buddy supporter#but marked for death r also my pookies....i just find marked builds a little awkward to use imo. but bh is like my blorbo#i find it funny drawing any of the charas bc i feel like i always draw characters a little too cutesy/colorful but its shrimpresting
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The escalation from "I'm going to graffiti motivational quotes" to "I'm going to play obnoxious sirens of my voice everytime you get close" to "I'm going to unite with the server to bury you alive with your home, and I'm going to plant trees so it looks like you were never there" is certainly something.
#original post#grian#hermitcraft#the introvert has spoken!#shitpost#as much as i want Doc to be his evil self i dont think he can come back from this#the prank was so powerful Iskall came on the server just to help#and the fact that Grian immediately disbanned the buttercups afterwards so Doc cant even destroy them#he'll find a way#you know how petty you got to be to bury and decorate someones base /j#there were rumors the season was going to end and if thats true im just convinced they want Doc to break it#the worst part of all this is that Doc's one supposed ally in all of this helped bury the perimeter#the best part was Iskall coming to help that was too funny for me#im not sure how this is going to go
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“The riddles in books are always so easy to solve!”
Me (has never solved a riddle in my life):
#I’m an actual dumbass#why am I so bad at it#‘the answer was love!’#me reading ACOTAR#Feyre don’t feel bad sweetie it took me a hot minute too lol#ACOTAR#acomaf#acowar#sarah j maas#sjm#elucien#a court of wings and ruin#a court of mist and fury#lol#a court of thorns and roses#a court of frost and starlight#a court of silver flames#funny#hofas#acosf#gwynriel#acofas#azriel#throne of glass#the inheritance games#nesta#sjmaas#acosf spoilers#pro lucien vanserra#pro Lucien
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Every time I read Fernando cursing in fic, I can only think about this clip and then my brain short-circuits
#i have many feelings i shall not disclose about this clip#but i thought abt it again bcs in some fic i was reading it had fernando saying 'joder'#AND THIS CLIP JUST SHOT DIRECTLY INTO THE FOREFRONT OF MY BRAIN#fernando season 1 truly fed us so well#like seriously that show is a fernando fans wet dream theres just...so much...interesting...stuff...#i kept having to replay this clip bcs aaaahhhhhhhh my god.......the cursing...the low tone...the rolling Rs#wdym this clip is about being ahead in a race? all i can hear is sexy cursing and that it is brilliant :)#and nando himself listening back to the clip and just nodding confidently...I AM DEAD HE KILLED ME#(im not really used to reading Spanish J(too used to English J and German J) so the H sound doesnt really pop into my head immediately)#(so i could never really like visualize Spanish speaking charas saying words like joder in a sexy way)#(and then they showed that part in the show and my brain leaked out of my head)#*not actually strollonso but strollonso in my heart because this clip is how I visualize dom Fernando hehehe#i dont remember the ep i think it was either 4 or 5#i think itd be funny if it was 4 tho bcs i think that ep had the most insane clips and gave so much content#(that one had kitty fernando/carlando sr gay drama scene/nando getting railed(thematically)/etc)#fernando alonso#fernando(show)#fa14#formula 1#formula one#f1#we do a little bit of f1#fernando s1e5
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goofy hermit doodles!! because uhh why not!!
#cubfan135#zedaph#hermitcraft#hermitcraft fanart#sorry for making zed purple-coded do you still love me /j (it's kind of a magenta. so.)#this was my first time drawing cub (unless you count scraps of doodles from like 2019 that i probably lost a while ago) !!#and as such it was a definite learning process! i could definitely draw him better now i think but this one turned out okay for now#i still feel like i didn't do him justice though.. i'll try again tomorrow#zed on the other hand came out fantastic and then i proceeded to not be able to draw him well ever again (he's from a few days ago)#fun fact i was trying to write a desert duo-centric little story a couple days ago and i randomly put cub in as a placeholder character for#-scar to talk to in a scene and my entire story accidentally became about convex instead. whoopsies#also zed lives in scar's basement. cub does too but he actually pays rent. they don't know about zed so it's funny#scar's house is a theme park. his basement is a hole#it's a whole thing. why am i talking about this? i don't know i'm really tired ok#doodles#reblogs super appreciated as always :D
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More "cat" shenanigans + meeting the family <3
@naffeclipse If stealing coat bad, why coat so comfortable?
self insert is not a girl (he/she)
#post let luce#dcamv#bloodstain fool#no stains on this guy the menace requires cuddles too often to leave time for shootouts /j#naffeclipse#my art#i still wanna draw more but i am too eepy and this is enough for today#long (good!) day so i drew self indulgence to decompress#for the record it is *not* just the height i like about this asshole (affectionate)#that would be a tragedy considering Naff's excellent character crafting#having thoughts. smacking brain. silly doodles. *silly* doodles. not that. no no. back to where u came from.#okay yes anyways. silly haha funny menace#enjoy <3#menace4menace
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He got a sweater WITH A DOG ON IT?! So happy and joyous
#just to inform you... I can draw N unless I can't. The way I do changes nearly all the time I need to make a design sheet for him or smth 😭#this is a doodle from 2 days ago didn't want to post it at first but honestly he is so cute looking here I need to share him with the world#don't be fooled by his sweet looks tho he will frikken murder you if he wants to. just you wait.#murder drones got me out of an artblock but did something to my artstyle too like what happened (what only drawing robots for 2 months#gay does to an artist) (NAH BUT WAIT TILL YOU SEE MY FIRST MD FANART it'll be funny) (it was of Uzi [ofc] and I got her design wrong on so#many levels remember to use more references than one render from the wiki kids)#okay time for the actual tags now#serial designation n#n murder drones#murder drones n#murder drones#my art#have a nice 24 hours and ONLY 24 hours. The rest of your hours shall be filled with misery and pain. /(serial designation) J
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So excited for baconswag week! 🟪🥓♠️
#it’s 4 am and I’m laughing my ass off at these#no reason for me to make them other than their dynamic is really funny to me#PLEASE ignore the inconsistency in the skin sizing it’s too annoying to change and also it’s So funny#horrified of maintagging because they’ll definitely see this but I must do it for the people#ashswag#baconnwaffles0#hate u guys! slash j slash lh#also happy homestuck day to those who celebrate. the spade is for you#baconswag#feeling bold today
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i have a billion ideas on the barney clones that i could never write down So. Images
#the 1st image is moreso trying to simplify the Actual Real Photorealstic Blue Shift Barney#but yk#to me barney clones are all almost the same guy#but they all have small differences#and theyre all called barney too#j the last names are different like in the locker room#its funny to me & thats my basis of hcs#hl1#half life#half-life#barney calhoun#my stuff#half life blue shift#ALSO IDK HOW THE HELMETS WORK#i always made it j a box and a circle#bc im lazy but it like shows their ears#ooeuughh
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Mia doesn't need to fight the Dimitrescus, she's just going to tell them disgusting facts and call them degenerates.
(Redraw of an old comic from forever ago I'm too lazy to link)
#alcina contemplates divorce#im so funny you guys please laugh/j#this took me way too long to finish#no shame if you like piss btw this was just very funny to me#bela dimitrescu#cassandra dimitrescu#alcina dimitrescu#daniela dimitrescu#mia winters#resident evil 8#resident evil village#miacina#lady dimitrescu#dimitrescu daughters#resident evil#my art
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