#/j lmao

[spiderversegf]

i’d name him Squant btw. if u even care

[twstwonderlandstuff]

calling the twisted boys your husband/wife! (heartslabyul ver. [1/7])

established relationship, still dating

gn! reader

riddle rosehearts

“oh, yes, and my husband would like some of your confectionary, if that’s okay?”

when riddle hears this, his head whips up from his doctor (?) work so fast you’d think HE needs the hospital. he turns red in a millisecond and impatiently waits for you to finish your call.

“what in the Great Seven was that for?!”

he doesn’t say it, but he’s very pleased and will start making plans for the future. he WILL pout if you don’t call him that again, so please appease your husband's wishes <3

trey clover

“oh… uh huh, right… is there a set of toothbrushes i can get? my wife is interested in them, you see.”

he stops doing whatever he’s doing and blinks, before laughing and letting you continue your work. he’s pleased, but doesn’t make too much of a fuss about it. probably uses it to tease you instead.

cater diamond

“so, girly, listen- my wife’s a fan of roller skates, so do you any recommendations on where you get the good ones…?”

he’s uncharacteristically flustered- his skin burns red, and he hides behind a pillow as he frantically texts you ‘WHY DID YOU DO THAT WHY DID YOU DO THAT’

bloody fucking loves it he WILL sulk and not respond if you don’t call him that anymore.

“cater.. love? beloved? cay-cay? sweetheart?”

“...”

“my wife-”

“YES???”

ace trappola 

“yes sir, that’s my husband right there- ACE STOP THAT RIGHT NOW YOU ASS-”

he, indeed, stops at whatever he’s doing to just stare at you… and attempt to tease you for your ‘slip up’, like he doesn’t fuckin’ love it or whatever (oh you).

“eh… you must REALLY want to marry me, huh?”

“yeah, actually.”

“o-oh, w-w-what…? aha… ahahaha…”

he’s honored- thrilled, really. for someone to want him so much is just so… ‘SLDKFNVASDLKFNVASDLKFN’

he’ll get so clingy on that day i pray for u

deuce spade

“yes, my wife’s name is deuce spade… oh, and put some chickens beside that, okay?”

deuce gapes like a fish when he hears it. he’s.. you… he’s your WHAT?!? 

he won’t tell you to hurry your call, but his body language tells you enough and when you do, he’s tearing up, asking if you really do want him as your wife, but that he isn’t sure that he’s good enough and-

you silence him with a kiss, and that’s all the reassurance he needs. you cuddle for the rest of your day <3

[staijey-the-creator]

I swear it is so funny watching everyone go feral about the ES Prowl leak and everyone guessing/wanting what hes gonna be like.

Anyway I think that he's gonna be an absolute ass, but when it comes to the kids, at first it's the same asshole behavior, but soon becomes mother hen to the Terrans. In this essay I wil-

[lovesitcomsandgaystuffs]

They were gayer in the manga, a bit homophobic if you ask me....

[infamous-if]

So what you're saying is...Victoria would definitely star in Goncharov as Katya

10000000% definitely 😹

[jwillbiteyourfingersoff]

this just in: google is transphobic! more at 10.

[pacificwaternymph]

Something something, UHC+ Scott having a zombie spawning shield, something something, Necromancer Scott in wcsmp, something something timelines, something something past lives something something FLOWER HUSBANDS

[blaithnne]

You have singlehandedly convinced me to rewatch ducktales reboot

I'm so sorry

[panda-of-the-trash]

I'm under five

Feet tall?

[yourlegofigure]

what’s up gamer gods me and @keennachotraveler have realized something after an astounding incredibly professional conversation

if dsaf 3 takes place in 2023, that means jack knows current humor. he knows fucking among us

jamongus

[omormoment]

Pursuit Hero this... Pursuit Hero that... Why don't you Pursuit professional help

[soupsweet]

The Stotch family!!

[anon-402]

Fuck it. Pissa cakeverse where they find they're a fork and a cake after they kiss

[buraikans]

i feel like the KC writers were just like “well shit we can’t just kill him and remove him from the roster”

[lovesitcomsandgaystuffs]

So we got a official art of Azz wearing a corset and no one told me about it? Okay...

[yb-cringe]

adding crossing the line prehemptively to my animations family playlist with tears in my eyes shit is gonna be ROUGH