#:3c oh nooooooo...

[afloofwithmultipleinterests]

Somewhere, In An Alternate Spooky Month Universe . . . Something more fluffy happened within the household of Lila and skid upon Bob's escape from police custody and enevitable revenge. . .

"Bringing A Feather To a Knife Fight" (Part 1)

Lee!(?)Bob Velseb

Ler!(?)Lila

[shrapnelsong]

@crimecourted asked:

With the chime of the front door sounding off, onyx eyes immediately flicker towards the guest. A somewhat familiar face, one Naoya has seen with Yuuto a handful of times before. He listened as one of the younger hosts explained the shift in schedule, and the moment he saw the woman’s face fall, even if just for a second, Naoya swooped in with a charming smile.

“Now, Miss, why leave so soon?” he asked. “You’re here anyway, so how about staying for a while to wind down? If you’d like, I can take care of you tonight.”

After a busy day at the office dealing with paperwork, Alice felt a weird mixture of tired but still sociable, somehow wanting attention even. And she knew exactly where to go to deal with that. Having pretty much memorized Yuuto's schedule for both professional and personal reasons, she knew he was supposed to be at the club today and figured she'd pay a visit. She could give him a break and have fun at the same time. Making a brief comment about it to Tatsuya on her way out to see if he needed anything passed along, she reminded him not to overwork too much (even though she knew it would go in one ear and out the other) and headed out.

Smiling as a familiar junior host came to greet her, Alice couldn't help how her expression fell a little at the change of schedule, but she quickly composed herself again and thanked him for letting her know. She was already resigned to going home and ordering something fatty, maybe playing some games when a smooth voice cut through her thoughts and a tall man stepped into view.

"Oh." It was no surprise to anyone that Yuuto was her favorite host seeing as she only ever asked for him, but she hadn't gotten around to making it a permanent choice with the establishment itself. It slipped her mind once she began stopping by to discuss business too. Still, since she hadn't actually scheduled a visit, there was a chance that he would be busy too, so she would have had to either wait, go home regardless, or... choose another host.

It honestly hadn't crossed her mind, and because everyone knew she always chose Yuuto, no one else ever offered their company. Until this gorgeous man who seemed the opposite of her sweet puppy-like favorite came sauntering in. He was all sharp angles and exuded this air of danger to him that she could immediately see appealing to a lot of Yume's audience - herself included, truly.

"Hmm... I don't want to upset Yuu." She mused with a small, troubled smile. "But I could really use the company tonight."

[sillylilfemboy6969]

hehejwjrjr im drunk and im being bratty to my gf i wpuld hate if she used my for her own pleasure ohhhnf I wojld hate that I would hste being her own personal sex toy oh nooooooo ;3c

[veeveex3]

The Juniors / Third-years Asking for [REDACTED]

i feel like all of my posts now are just thought i have that i start writing without giving it much thought lol

CW: mainly crack but still suggestive (they literally ask for sex like-), use of the following pet names: babe, babe, honey, herbivore (??), dear, mon amour, and dearest, it's just stupid and cringe but i think it's funny, Rook

Screen reader translations under the cut

average mitski fan (Cater Diamond):

Cater: hey baby, I miss you a bunch!

Reader / Yuu: i miss you too

C: so can you come over now?

R / Y: sure you have any plans?

C: yeah, there's a little something i wanna do

R / Y: ?

C: you :3c

C: babe?

C: hold on someone's banging at my door lol

malewife (Trey Clover):

Trey: Honey, are you busy right now?

Reader / Yuu: nah not really why?

T: You wanna come over?

R / Y: yeah sure i don't mind

T: Great, I really needed some stress relief right about now.

R / Y: oh ok

R / Y: OH

T: You still wanna come over?

R / Y: yeah

T: Good, just make sure you're quiet this time around, ok?

little meow meow (Leona Kingscholar):

Leona: herbivore, come over here

R / Y: why lol

L: i'm horny

R / Y: damn that was straight forward lol

L: why wouldn't i be straight forward?? i just wanna bust

R / Y: can you say please?

L: you gotta be fucking kidding me

L: please come over so i can fuck you, ok?

R / Y: yessir!

girlboss (Vil Schoenheit):

Vil: Dear, how are you feeling right now?

R / Y: fine, hbu?

V: Honestly, I'm rather pent up. Sevens, that sounds so crude to say.

R / Y: nah it's fine lol

R / Y: want me to help you out?

V: I would truly appreciate if you did.

V: Now, please don't make me wait, ok?

R / Y: got it!

B.O.B. (Rook Hunt):

Rook: Love is something so pure / Enterally I'm your's / To be with you forever more / Sacrifing my all / For your happiness and health / Undoubtedly something you deserve / Come here so I can give you / Kisses that will last forever

R / Y: you're not slick

R: I tried my best, mon amour.

R: Now let me in, I'm outside your window!

R / Y: WHAT THE FUCK???

emo boy (Idia Shroud):

Idia: hey u wanna hear a joke?

R / Y: ?

I: theres a sale going on in my bedroom

R / Y: "clothes are 100% off" yeah i've heard that one before lol

I: nooooooo u were supposed to let me finish it ,_,

I: stupid normie wont let me make my joke...

R / Y: you still want me to come over?

I: yes please úwù

dragon daddy (Malleus Draconia):

Malleus: Child of man, I have grown rather frustrated due to our lack of physical intimacy as of late. I would like to invite you over to my chamber of rest to partake in acts of sexual intercourse and outercourse. Nay, I jest! Lest, that is what you desire.

R / Y: bro just say you wanna fuck lol

M: If you wish. I would like for you to come over so we can "fuck".

M: Does that suffice, dearest?

R / Y: yeah sure lol I'm coming

[ashenberry]

TRICK OR TREATTTT tobey gave me an entire roll of salami can i have . not that. please <33

[ID: A digital illustration of Avon, a humanoid deer in blue clothes. he is small in the middle of the canvas. end ID] OMG! here :3c as a treat have a litol avon. oh. oh no wait avon watch out-

[ID: A real picture of salami, with lines indicated it fell from above, in the same spot in the canvas where avon was standing. end ID] AVON NOOOOOOO

[drtwobrains]

oh noooo guess ill have to rewatch every two brains episode so i can properly hypothesize about his identity….. oh nooooooo that uhm. sucks oh noooooooooooo (:3c)

[bob-the-cemetery-ghost]

*sees something on Signs blog*

Ohhhh no, that can't be good, what did Bob do....

*sees something about Nuffle* Who the fuck is nuffle?

.... OH MY GOD...... BOB. NO. I- NOOOOOOO

OH MY FUCKING GOD

WTF

-star

[:3c]

[nadineselfships-archived]

SOMEONE HELP ALEXYS IS ABOUT TO TRICK ME INTO MAKING FANKIDS AGAIN

[dragongirltitties]

Lots of tiny mouse bites >:3c

oh nooooooo what a tragedy 🥺

[theblackbirdsgemimagines]

Ok ok ok so I saw your Leona n MC pinning to betrayal post before his Overblot 😩👌💖💖💖 good shit! BUT please consider the reconciliation n comfort after his Overblot, esp during the Azul questline when MC has to stay not only in Savanaclaw but in Leona's room. The potential that has 👀👀👀 I M A G I N E

>: 3c You.... You get it, anon. You Get It. >: 3ccc

EXACTLY THO???? Like especially if MC’s experiences on Earth make them able to relate a lot to Leona, and the overblot is the final straw that eventually leads them to spill the beans to him? Like yes, hello you emotional idiot, I love you, and I DO understand how you feel, PLEASE stop sabotaging yourself and get the help you need and deserve?? (Of course he’d make sure you’d do so too 😔💛🧡)

LIKE PLAYING MAGIFT AFTERWARDS (I find it hilarious they still all fucking played that game despite the aftermath of a FUCKING MOB RUNNING AROUND LIKE AJDHAKDBSK W H A T??? HOW DID NO ONE DIE GETTING THEIR RIBS TRAMPLED IN THAT BUT OK SURE I GUESS PLAY THE FLYING FOOTBALL GAME AJDHWKDJWJ), AND AND AND??? Havin a Simba and Nala moment where you’re rollin around together for God Knows What Reason, and either one of you has a “pinned ya~” moment with the other?? 👌🏻

Hehehehehehe and the bed~ >: 3c

Oh noooooo there’s only enough futons for Ace and Deuce, oh nooooooo, SOMEONE’S gotta share with Leona, and it sure as hell’s not gonna be either of them, lol.

You wake up to see you’ve snuggled each other bc you’re both warm and comfy~. He even had his tail draped over you~. And you both jump back and try to play off how awkward that is ajdhajdsj

But Ace and Grim already saw, so good luck living that down while they make kissy sounds at you~. (Only you, they don’t want Leona attacking them, lol.)

Feel free to ignore that tho, and sneak back some night to have a nighttime swim in their freaking??? Gorgeous pool???

Maybe a certain lion will catch you, and grumble, but share a sweet Can You Feel The Love Tonight moment with you around the waterfalls~ UvU 💛

That does mean it starts out romantic, and ends with him bear-hug pulling you into the pool, yes, akdhajdjs

[artekai]

Aha, so you've seen Koro Sensei's backstory have you? :3c

Welcome to the "I came here to watch funny haha octopus man I didn't expect to get emotionally attacked like this wtf" club.

If you need to scream or cry about how painful those episodes are, go ahead. Also goddamn Aguri deserved so much better. Even though she's only in two episodes, I love her so much. Apparently I have a thing for cheeky and cheerful short haired ladies who have tragic romances with fluffy haired men???

Well, you gave me the green light.

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO I CAN’T TAKE THIS WHYYYYYY THIS IS PAINNNNNNNNN NOOOOOOO I’M SO SADDDDDDDD WTF T-T T-T T-T

Also, MOOD. I couldn’t have said it better. Aguri is such a sweetheart omg I love her so much!!! She’s so adorable and lovely and fun and she totally captured my heart! Isn’t it funny that Royal and Assassination Classroom were written just for us huh that’s pretty thoughtful of them what a nice surprise hah askjdsfgfhdjkfdhj

I just... I love her and I want the best for both of them :’(

AAAAAAA and remember when I said this?

“Oh, and the green haired girl didn’t really catch my attention at first, but, after the episode with the giant pudding, I can say I really like her too and I hope there are more episodes centered around her!“

Well

DAMN

aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa

Thanks for the chance to let it all out, that was pretty intense and I hated it but also I loved it and I don’t want it to end WHAT DO YOU MEAN IT’S ALMOST OVER AAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

I’m having a breakdown, can you tell? :’)

I love this so much but it hurts ;-;

It’s so painful but it’s just SO GOOD.

[dipplie]

For anyone who doesn’t know me

I stole this and filled it out, don’t COME FOR me

The Basics: Full Name: Jasmine Elizabeth Degler Birth Date: February 15th, 2002 Birth Place: Denver, CO Gender: Female Eye Color: Blue Hair Color: Blonde Currently living: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA Height: Like 5′3″? Weight: NOT ENOUGH AAAAAAAA Righty or Lefty: Right hand Right Wing or Left Wing: I think a plane needs both wings pal Zodiac: Aquarius-Pisces Cusp. Aka I’m so xd quirky but I also cry a lot because I’m baby Favorites: Band/Singer: I like... Owl City... Blame my partner~ Song: Apple.com Movie: Saw 2 or Cube? Color: Yellow Animal: Bunny Smell: Vanilla Boy Name: Theodore Girl Name: Penelope Month: May Swear Word: F̵̗̯͇͙͔̟̰̯͎̃U̴̡̠͕̱̻̽͂̿͜ͅC̶̪͇̗͍̱̩̻͊K̷̲̫͕̖̼̺̜̻͌̒͊̋͑̅̆̚͜ Grade: Kindergarten. It’s all downhill from there kid drinks wine Least Favorite Grade: I think Freshmen Year 

Preferences: Anime or Disney?: Disney Guys or Girls: SCREAMS Lips or Eyes?: Eyes Kisses or Hugs?: Snugs Eating or Drinking?: CRUNCHITY MUNCHITy OVER SLORPS Summer or Winter?: Summer Outdoors or Indoors?: Outdoors Personal: Why did you choose your username?: My partners screen name is NightlyOver! What is your favorite piece of your own work?: This one is nice I guess

Look to your left, what’s the first thing you see?: Graduation cap and gown I probably won’t get to wear :’^) Now your right: My cat sleeping on my bed Something you can't live without: I like... Partner... He’s... Perfect... GPA: I think like 3.5...??? Maybe it was 3.2 I honestly have no idea. Between those. The Last... Person you hugged: My friend Jordan Movie you watched: I think it was Moana? Song You Listened To: I think it was that one Echo vocaloid song? But a chorus. Thing you ate/drank: Pretzels with peanut butter in them. My favorite drink :) Time you cried and why: Probably a couple days ago. Time you laughed and why: Probably earlier

The First... Person you kissed: Haven’t kissed anyone baby! Crush you had: My boyfriend Thing you think about when you wake up: My boyfriend Longest friend you ever had: My boyfriend Person you talk to each day: My boyfrie School you went to: Grand Junction High School Big holiday you went on: Once for Christmas my dad took me and my brother on a cruise to Mexico. It was ok. REALLY HOT. IN WINTER? Award you got: Some art stuff in Elementary and early Middle School. Have you ever... Broken the law?: Smoked weed a few times B) Been arrested?: Nope Had a hangover?: Nope I can’t drink and don’t plan on it Been in a hospital?: Ya but I was like 2 and broke my arm so I don’t remember Been in a car crash?: Notttt yeeet Flown on a plane?: Ya Been on a boat?: Ya Traveled overseas?: Kinda? Does the Gulf of Mexico count. It’s 1 sea. I traveled over A sea. Had sex?: Nope Been to a concert?: Once Ya Pretended to be sick to avoid doing something?: Ya Skipped school / work?: Sadly Ya Broken a bone: Ya when I was 2 Personal Again: Who is your closest friend on Tumblr?: I guess @drinksss​ ;^) What is your favorite post by them?: Snake... Your Religion?: Dunno and don’t care too much, I just wanna turn into a tree when I die bro... Social Class?: Upper Middle? Ethnicity: I��m W H I T E Languages you speak?: English et en petite eu (mal) francais. Scar (s) you have?: Arm burns from a straightener, Couple years ago my mom yelled at me and told me all I was good as was crying! I got really upset and did them all! Sad. Orientation?: I like... Everything... Girls pretty... Guys handsome... Totally Random~ Where is your dream holiday location?: Mm, I’ve always wanted to go to Canada. What are you wearing right now?: Gray PJ’s What is the last thing you bought?: I think Olive Garden When did you join Tumblr?: Like 10 minutes ago Why did you join?: I can’t escape so I’m back here again Are you a member of any other websites?: I have a YouTube but I don’t upload anymore, I have a Pintrest now though! -This Board: https://www.pinterest.com/dippydaily/cabbages-and-cottages/ -And my Art Board!: https://www.pinterest.com/dippydaily/dailys-art/

Are You... Shy: Ya Loud: Ya Nice: I try to be Outgoing: Ya Quiet: I try not to be Mean: I try not to be :( Emotional: VERY Sensitive: Very... Strong: UHUH NO? Caring: I am if you are Dangerous: Naw Crazy: xd Spontaneous: Ya, me’s got OCD :’^) Funny: Hey, u know who’s funny? Ready the first word... Wai Sweet: Eh Sharing: Ya Responsible: NAW Trustworthy: I don’t even trust myself so like Open-minded: Ya Creative: Ya Cute: GOD I wish Slick: Slick as the way your words make my heart beat~ (I WANT TO DIE) Smart: Yeah I guess Dumb: Yeah I guess Evil: >:3c Photogenic: Nooooooo... Greedy: I try not to be Ugly: Oh hunti right now? don’t @ me like this Messy: Naw Neat: Ya Perverted: uwu Silly: OWO A B****: A butch? No I’m a fem.  A Good Listener: When it’s important yes A Fighter: Naw I’m just gonna lie down

Yes or No Are you a vegetarian: Ya Are you a carnivore: IMPLYING I’D ONLY EAT MEAT AND NOTHING ELSE KSHFDJSHFKJDSNKJFGDSJ Are you heterosexual: No  Do you like penguins: They’re cute, my partner ADORES them and pandas tho Do you write poetry: Sometimes! Do you sleep with stuffed animals on your bed: I do! Are you a zombie: Hey that’s extremely RUDE to people with depression ok, watch your LANGUAGE  Do you bite your nails: Sadly Can you cross your eyes: Yeah Do you make your bed in the morning: No Have you touched someone's private part: PRIVATE PATRTDGUFDSN ITS CALLED THE NONO SQUARE OUTOUOGUHOUG

Opinions What do you think about classical music: It’s ok About boy bands: Sometimes they’re nice but typically all the songs are just for moneyyyy sooooo not really sexy now huh About suicide: 0/10 Would not recommend (Okay but on a serious note, don’t do it :^( It does get better. You’re not okay, but you’re alive, and that’s the first step to getting better. Don’t end on the low note, keep going till you can end on the high note :^) ) About people who try to force their opinions on you: UghhhhHHHHNNNNN About teen pregnancy: TEENAGERS SHOULDN’T BE HAVING SEX. STOP! STOP THAT! OH MY GOD! YOU’RE CHILDREN OH MY GOD!  Where do you think you'll be in 10 years: Stress Who do you think you'll still be friends with in 5 years: Stresses haRDER About gay men: Nice

[withswords]

oh nooooooo i'm such a large file size :3c you might have to :3c use the zip wizard on me :3c oh noo my files are so sprawling and disorganized can you imagine :3c if you took the time to develop a system for little old me

[janethepegasus]

BMC Miraculous Ladybug AU RP Thing: PMD Marathon

An RP thing me and @pika-ace did related to BMC Miraculous Ladybug AU where the main seven have a game marathon with the PMD series.

(Jeremy gets a Mudkip, Michael gets a Torchic, Eric gets a Pikachu, Jordan gets a Turtwig, Lin gets a Riolu, Post gets a Oshawott, and Joe gets a Piplup)

Jeremy: Okay, this might sound a BIT crazy, but.....let’s play the whole PMD series!

Michael: Whoa, really?! All of them???

Jeremy: Yeah all of them!

Michael: Are we gonna play them all in the row?

Jeremy: Well...I was thinking that we all play the games, like I would have Red Rescue Team, Michael would have Blue Rescue Team, etc etc

Michael: Ooooh gotcha

(Jeremy lays out a few DS and 3DS plus the PMD games on the table)

Jeremy: Alright, pick your poison, guys!

Michael: I'm going for Blue Rescue Team!

Jeremy: In that case, I'll take Red; it's been a while since I've played this one

Post: Hmmm..... *looks at the games* Umm.....that one? *points to Gates to Infinity*

Eric: Explorers of Time sounds interesting...

Jordan: I'll try Explorers of Darkness!

Lin: I'll take Explorers of Sky, that one sounds neat Joe: I suppose that leaves me with Super Mystery Dungeon

Jeremy: Oooooh, you have NO idea what's gonna hit ya Joe >:3c

(They all sit down and start playing)

Jordan: Wait, we gotta do a Personality Test first?

Joe: Huh. I don't have to. Jeremy: Yeah, they changed it

Post: I get to choose mine :/

Post: And AFTER I took a quiz...that seems pointless Michael: It's because so many people re-take the quizzes in the old ones if they didn't get the pokemon they wanted

Lin: Eh, i'll just wing with whoever i get :/ Eric: ......Is Pikachu playable in this game?

Jeremy: Hell yeah, he's playable in ALL the games

Eric: O_O *restarts the game after he gotten a Totodile*

Jeremy: Yeah, I had a feeling XD

Jordan: My peach just LOVES that little electric mouse! X3c

(They all pick their pokemon and their partners)

Jeremy: Now we can start the game!

Lin: Alright, let's do this!

(They start their games)

Jeremy: Ah, this takes me back...

Michael: Me too!

Jordan: Aww, Eric's a little scaredy cat in this game X3 Eric: Same goes for you in MY game, mister >:(

Post: I fell out of the sky O_O

Joe: I'm certainly glad I ran into this Nuzleaf to help me...

Lin: ......I'm still confused how and why i ended up on the beach.

Michael: All will be explained soon >:3c

Lin: Hopefully.

(They keep playing)

(A few minutes later...) Lin: Woah woah woah, why am I getting visions??? O_O

Eric: Forget the visions, a child just walked off with an outlaw!!

Jordan: Yeah! Who knows what the hell that bastard's gonna do to that kid?!

Joe: I"m in school...I didn't expect to be a child in this

Post: Gurdurr better build me that house! >:(

Jeremy: Woo! Mt Steel here we come!

Michael: Hell yeah! >:D

(A little while later...)

Eric: ......So we're stuck with a Bidoof for the whole trip? -_-

Jordan: I like him, he's a hard worker, I appreciate spirit like that

Lin: Yeah, and from that little Special Episode about him, i can agree!

Post: Why is Virizion so mean?? :(

Michael: Hey at least we're gonna save Metapod before Gangar and his pals do it!

Jeremy: I almost forgot about Metapod; poor thing

Michael: Yeah...

Joe: I must say, I'm enjoying these little excursions with my fellow students

Joe: But my poor partner...having to deal with such bullying...

Michael: Don't worry, you'll get 'em back

(A little while later...)

Eric: Who the hell does this Grovyle think he is?!

Jordan: Yeah! What the hell?! >:(

Lin: Yeah, why the HELL do wanna stop all time??? (Jeremy and Michael subtly exchange a look)

Joe: This Ampharos fellow seems....pleasant.

Post: Espeon and Umbreon are cute together, I like them :)

Jeremy: Yeah! Going up to Mt. Thunder! >:3

Michael: Woo!! We're coming Shiftry! (Later still...)

Jordan: Woah wait, we're in the future now?! 0_0

Lin: What the fuck Dusknoir?!

Eric: Yeah what the hell?! >:( Joe: Oh, more continents? Interesting...

Post: Oh my god, what's wrong with everyone?? Why can't they breathe?! No! Guys!

Jeremy: Oh boy, going up to Great Canyon...

Michael: It's about to get real...

(Later still...)

(After the you're grovyle's partner reveal) Eric: O_O Jordan: O_O Lin: O_O .......WHAT THE FUCK?!

Jordan: We were Grovyle's partner?!

Eric: Wha...but...we...HOW?! (Jeremy and Michael revel in the shock)

(Lin just stares at the screen, dumbfounded)

Post: WHA?! MUNNA WHY?! Joe: What?! NO! Nuzleaf, I-I TRUSTED YOU!!!!

Jeremy: Aaaaand the town wants to kill me

Michael: Fucking Gengar...never forgive

(Later still...) Lin: Oh! Another Special Episode! :D (Lin starts playing the special episode)

Eric: I never thought I'd be so happy to see the sun again...

Jordan: Me too...

Joe: I...how do you GO here by being turned to stone???

Michael: Don't mind me, just passing through Lapis Cave like a champ -w-

Jeremy: On to Mount Blaze!

Michael: Hell yeah! And it's gonna be easy for you Jere! X3c

Post: I gotta save my partner...I gotta save my partner!!!!

(Later still...)

Jeremy: Whew! That outlaw mission flew by! Almost time for Groudon!

Michael: Hell yeah! >:3

Joe: Oh thank god we're back! Espurr you poor poor thing...being left behind

Lin: Welp, done with that special episode! Now back to the game! *starts playing the main game*

Jordan: Alright, let's find that Hidden Land!

Lin: Wait, you guys are at Hidden Land?! I'm still at Chapter 17!

Eric: No, we're teaming up with the guild to look for it, we just told them what happened in the future

Lin: Oh, kinda misheard that XD

Post: Okay...Hydreigon's dead...but we're okay....

(Later still...)

Jeremy: Fuck you, Groudon!!

Michael: Yeah, fuck you! >:(

Lin: Oh COME ON!! Leave us alone Dusknoir!!

Jordan: Yeah, we just wanna save the world! >:(

Eric: What the hell is wrong with this guy!?

Lin: Just leave us be and restore all of time and space goddamn it! >:(

Post: KELDEO'S ALIVE!!!!

(Joe twitches in anger as he's having a hard time with a dungeon)

Joe: Even evolved this is trying my patience...!

Post: Uhh.....are you gonna be okay dad?

Joe: *tightly* I'll....be...fine....!

Post: Ooookay..... (Later still...)

Jeremy: C'mon Rayquayza, kill the giant comet!!

Michael: Yeah save the world!

Eric: Alright...I'm going to disappear...but we have to stop Dialga!

Jordan: Yeah, let's give it all we got against that guy! Lin: Yeah!

Post: You're going down Bittercold!! >:(

(Joe still twitches in anger as he's having a hard time with a dungeon)

Joe: I am getting back to that ball of darkness and beating it!!

(After several tries with a dungeon, getting angrier with every single lost, when he lost again, he took a shaky deep breath) Joe: .....Will you excuse me *leaves and goes into a nearby room*

Jeremy: Yeah...that game is hard as sin

(A few seconds later, they hear Joe screaming at the top of his lungs in anger)

Michael: Yep, that's about how I expected it to go

(They could hear him screaming and possibly punching something. And then after a few minutes, they heard a loud noise from the room and a few seconds later, Joe walks out of the room, breathing heavily)

Post: ......You okay Dad? O_O

Joe: ....I am.....now.....it's just....this game.....this damn game.....tested my patience for far too long.....

Jeremy: Yeah; we think that because Gates to Infinity is super easy, they upped the difficulty for that one. It's annoying as fuck -_-

Joe: I suppose so..... *sits down* .....and also.....please don't mind when you see.....a hole in the wall if you go to that room....

Michael: Dude! O_O

Jeremy: Holy crap Joe! O_O

Eric: Uh, let's just...finish the games

Lin: Yeah... (Later still..)

(They all manage to get to the goodbye scenes at the same time)

Post: Wha, i'm disappearing?!

Eric: Oh god...Jordan I'm so sorry... Jordan: Shit...Eric...I shoulda told you...

(Both Eric and Jordan start tearing up)

Lin: Nooooooo, god why?!

Joe: Wait, you're leaving?! Wha-why?!

Post: Nooooo! I don't wanna go!! I wanna stay!! Jeremy: God...it still hurts... :'(

Michael: Yeah... :'(

(Everyone cries for a bit as the credits roll)

(Eric and Jordan were crying the most out of everyone, not helped by the fact they nicknamed their partners after each other)

Michael: *whispers* Uh, they know they didn't actually lose each other...right?

Jeremy: *whispers* That's the power of the feels dude, they pretty much made it worse by nicknaming their partners after each other.

Jeremy: *to Eric and Jordan* Don't worry guys, it gets better, just watch!

Jordan: What the hell do you mean...?

Michael: Like he said, just watch, the game's not done yet

Eric: If you say so...

(They watch as the credits end and their characters return)

Jordan: *gasp* I’m back! :D

Eric: Oh thank god!! Jordan, I'm back! :D

Lin: Yay I’m back! :D

Jeremy: See? It's all good!

Michael: Yep!

Post: I'm gonna make myself come back! >:( Joe: I'm gonna get my partner back! >:(

Jeremy: Oh yeah, forgot about the post-game side quest for those games :/

Michael: They'll make it

Jeremy: Yeah

(A little while later) Post: YES!! I'm back!! Joe: Oh, my partner, I've missed you!!

Jeremy: See? They made it!

Lin: Well, that was a fun ride!

Joe: Indeed, inspite of some.... *glares at the game* issues along the way...

Eric: Yes, that was fun...and quite emotional

Jordan: Hell yeah it was.

Post: I hope they make more Michael: They BETTER make more!

Jeremy: Yeah! LOTS more!

[thefearofcod]

Tipsy Morgan, tell me how much you love Yuuvi. :3c

TERESA…….. I LOVE YUUVI. It was baby’s first queer ship! I was like nooooooo I can’t shop this BUT THEN I DID AND THE REST IS GAY HISTORY. You have no idea how lomg it took me to spell history. My first big fic was the one on ffn where there’s a curse and Lavi gets turned into a catboy and then Kanda becomes a vampire A+ GOOD SHIT MY FRIEND. You can smell the late 2000s in there oh yeah. That was next level. I really wanna write for them but I’m not sure how bc I’m so out of touch with canon and lmao we haven’t seen Lavi in 1948595 years

I LOVE THIS SHIP