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I miss some good old-fashion Joker X Harley.
Finding some good fic/fanart/thoughts or rants is like finding a needle in the haystack.
I'm tired just give me my puddin' and Harls back.
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cutesttroublemaker · 2 months
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Hiya! I'm Troublemaker! I'm Gotham City's cutest and most EVIL super villain! I'm here to tell you a few things about me! I was harvested and raised here in Gotham City by my two wonderful moms, Harley Quinn and Poison Ivy! Yeah, my moms are super cool >:3 I had to pinky promise them I wouldn't kill anybody if I wanted to become a super villain.. I'm practically a plant so you know I got them awesome plant super powers! It's how I move my hair, it's like a pair of limbs for me! Plants are my besties and my companions, we like hanging out and causing mischief. My little bud on my arm is Bloom! They love taking naps in my hair and threatening our enemies! My human bestie is no other than the awesome cool Red Hood! He's really great, I've known him since he used to be a side kick! Now we're partners in crime! That's pretty much all of it, as long as you don't mess with nature or the people I care about we should be good! Oh and if you like that stupid stinky green receding hair line clown, we're already enemies.
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nerdyartist101 · 2 years
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Fanart Friday: Harley Quinn I wanted to create Harley Quinn as an early birthday gift for my amazing husband, @cgsnascar. He absolutely loves Harley, so I wanted to create this fanart for his birthday weekend
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harleysplayground · 2 months
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i can see why my in laws call me dragon..I was acting like the mafia way before I even met my wife..
i have an innocent face and a tanzinate heart and I care but my wrath is worse than my bite with my fire burning scathing hotter than my fiery good nature..fuck with me or my loved ones and you'll see the fire emerge and will be the last thing you see.
love you all! thanks for all the comments on how cute I look today..im shocked to see comments even from people who hate me..I think you all know you fucked up..
I'm dragon and I approve the comments on my cute and loving self people give today..but the reckoning is final despite the pretty words..
no matter where we are I'll always love you all..or at least I'll always love the memories of you that I enjoyed before you disrespected me and family however..
💋☠️ Via Condias to those less fortunate..
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harlequin-eldritchkin · 6 months
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Source: Birds of Prey: And the Fantabulous Emancipation of One Harley Quinn!
"Harley gives fans everything the Joker cannot: she is personable, funny, and occasionally a good person. Harley's struggle over her obsession with the Joker and her complex moral code creates a unique character that is capable of gory violence but also acts of extreme kindness. She develops close relationships with both villains and heroes alike and saves little girls and animals from abuse. However, in her duality, she also facilitates the most horrific of Joker's crimes. What makes Harley so loveable? Maybe it is this mix of dark and light, effervescence and rage, debilitating obsession and intelligence."
- The Ascendance of Harley Quinn, edited by Shelly E. Barba and Joy M. Petrin, Pages 1 and 2.
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Source: DC Harley Quinn Animated Series
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strohsylvia · 8 months
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My (version) of Harley Quinn I drew some time ago. Might redraw her/it. 🤡 👩🏻
#dccomics #dcuniverse #dcanimateduniverse #harleyquinn #clownprincess #harlequin #harleyquinzel
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redr0sewrites · 2 months
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As you're writing for DC now, can we get pegging headcannons for Harley Quinn, Poison Ivy & Wonder Woman x male! reader?
🥀A/n: UHM YES HELLO??)? i genuinely cooked so hard w this one ngl.
🥀Character(s): Harley Quinn x reader, Poison Ivy x reader, Wonder Woman x reader
🥀Cw: smut, pegging, sub!male!reader, slight feminization in HQ's part, impact play, bondage, cock/strap used interchangeably, strap sucking, oral fixation mention, dirty talk
🥀minors dni
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Harley Quinn:
Harley would be soo mean about it, she's definitely mocking you and giggling the whole time while forcing you to take her strap. she takes prep very seriously, and would absolutely make you wear a butt plug beforehand to make sure you're nice and prepped for her
speaking of her strap, it is very her. its a bright red with glitter, and is definitely at least 8 inches. it has a very prominent tip with the slightest arch that can reach all the sweet spots inside you. you cannot tell me she wouldn't buy a vibrating strap for shits and giggles, she loves to torture you (lovingly ofc)
definitely buys you one of those monster dildos/straps as a gag gift, im talking a full 12 inches with tentacles and ridges. it starts off as a joke, but it isn't long before curiosity gets the best of both of you and she's bending you over the mattress, splitting you in two with her "monster cock" as she calls it
Harley has a brutal pace when pegging you, she's fast and rough and oh so mean. definitely hits it from the back, she looves doggy style and when you get all weak and shaky under her touch? it only makes her even meaner
likes slapping your ass and pushing you around while she pegs you. is infatuated by the sight of her cock sliding in and out of your hole, and loves to watch your ass cheeks jiggle with each thrust. if you're down for it, Harley would definitely buy you a pretty collar she can tug and play with while she fucks you senseless. she loves to mark whats hers, and makes sure to leave a heft amount of bite marks and hickeys across your necks and shoulders.
buys you lingerie just to peg you in it. lacy thigh garters with pretty panties in the color scheme of her clown costume, with a frilly bralette to match. Harley doesn't care how embarrassed you get, she's fucking you silly while switching between calling you her pretty princess or her dirty slut
loves groping your pecs and calling them tits while she fucks you, and when you whimper or complain she coos about how you're such a whiny whore. claims you "cry like a girl", and mocks you for being all needy and depraved
"aw, takin' me up the ass so well, dolly. betcha never played with your prostate like this before, huh toots? who knew all it took was f'me to fuck ya, and then you'd behave like the little bitch you are.."
very rarely touches your cock while pegging you, she's confident you can get off from the prostate stimulation alone. however, she's definitely down for double tapping and would love to fuck you from both ends with her strap and a sounding rod one day
while she can be very rough and degrading, i do think Harley finds importance in aftercare and is very sweet with you once it's all over. she'll tease you a bit, but will get you a warm towel to wipe you off and bring you some food and water. she has a very high libido though, so showering after sex with her often leads to another round... not that you'd mind
"you really are a little slut, aren't cha?" sharp, red nails leave a crescent shaped mark on your hips while Harley's free hand presses down on your lower back, forcing you into a deeper arch as she fucks you senseless. your drooling and moaning into the pillows while your thighs shake from the brutal pace she's set. the lacy thong she had bought you for the occasion had been torn off, but the thigh high socks, garters, and glittery, sheer bra remained untouched- for now.
your cock twitches, pressed between your tummy and the mattress, and you can't help but hump slightly, desperate for friction. you can't tell if you're grinding downwards against the bed for relief for your hard cock, or if you're grinding backwards for more friction against your abused hole. Harley leans onto you a little more, forcing your ass higher into the air so her strap can reach even deeper inside your gummy walls.
Harley watches, mesmerized, as her thick cock slides in and out of your leaking hole, ramming against that sweet spot inside you with every thrust. she notices your desperation, watching closely as you grind like a bitch in heat. the hand on your hip suddenly moves to grasp your leaking cock, and she snickers when you whimper. your dick twitches in her palm, desperate for any form of stimulation.
"aw, are you gonna cum all over yourself? jus' from me fucking ya silly?" she sneers as you grind your cock against her hand, mind lost in pleasure. "what a pretty, dumb whore you are," Harley coos, her pace unrelenting as you begin to sob. "go on doll, you can cum. but don't think 'm done with ya just yet~"
Poison Ivy/Pamela Isley:
Pamela probably wouldn't know much about pegging to begin with but is definitely willing to try it. she's a very confident and self assured dom, so as long as you're comfortable she's down to try pretty much anything
her strap is very pretty, a matte black or green with a few prominent veins. i think her strap would be about 7-8 inches but no more than that, but it would have a decent girth to it as well. big enough to where you feel the stretch, but not so much that it hurts (unlike Harley who wants you to suffer)
fingers you for prep, loves stretching you out and making you cum before she even puts her strap in. her fingers are long, slender, and very pretty, perfect for hitting that sweet spot inside you
i think Pamela would prefer to have you in her lap when she pegs you, with your hands tied behind your back with her vines. she's not as mean as much as she's condescending, switching between praising and degrading you so much it makes your mind all fuzzy
loves to tie you down in general. Pamela very rarely lets you touch her while she's pegging you, instead keeping you bound (and sometimes gagged) and completely at her mercy
COCKWARMING!!!! teases you mercilessly while forcing you to sit on her lap, staying immobile for what feels like hours while she toys with your nipples or kneads the flesh of your thighs. she'll occasionally stroke your cock with her nails, dragging upwards from the base to your twitching tip, only to stop when you do so much as gasp or whine. absolutely makes you suckle on her tits, the sight of you looking up at her with big, innocent doe eyes with one of her breasts in your mouth makes her absolutely feral
loveeesss when you struggle to ride her, grinding down on her strap and blushing like a mess. Pamela forces you to make eye contact with her as she finds it very intimate, and will get irritated if you look away or cover your eyes. she'll also get annoyed if you try to hide your moans or stifle any of your noises
if youre being bratty, she will sometimes offer to let you "take control" and fuck yourself, claiming that "since you're a big boy and can handle yourself, you can pleasure yourself as well". you both know that she's gonna take over for you eventually, but she just enjoys watching you squirm and struggle
puts your cock in a chastity cage while she pegs you so you can't even cum, but will be praising you for taking her so well the entire time. i think she'd find twisted pleasure in watching you cry or beg, so she's definitely edging you until your pleading with her to cum
makes you call her ma'am or mistress, and very occasionally will refer to herself as mommy
Pamela is a little bit into breathe play/choking imo. not enough to make you pass out or hurt you too badly, but definitely to the point where her hand is clamped tight around your throat as she fucks you. she'll keep her hand tight on your throat to help maneuver you as well, especially when she's trying to switch positions or force you to make eye contact
she hates when you get shy or awkward. shes splitting you open on her cock and you're looking away from her? how rude! she's pegging you hard until you apologize, murmuring in your ear and treating you almost like a child. she whispers to you about how she's seen you in even more compromising positions, so don't look away, or else she'll be forced to punish you.
definitely has a high stamina, and probably rides you for a little after pegging you just to bring you both to one more release. Pamela is very cleanly in my opinion, so she definitely prefers to shower or bathe after sex. she's very sweet w aftercare, and will massage you if you're sore.
the familiar feeling of vines wrapping around your wrists makes you shudder, nuzzling deeper into the crook of her neck. Pamela's flowery scent overwhelms your senses as her cock nudges against your prostate, yet she refuses to move. your cock, erect and needy, slaps against your tummy as you squirm.
"i need you to look at me, darling," she coo's, slender hands finding purchase on your hips. "mhm," you murmur, forcing yourself to meet her gaze. "oh? do you want me to fuck you or not?" you realize your mistake, and quickly correct yourself.
"yes, ma'am. m'sorry f'not addressing you," you murmur, and Pamela smirks. "oh, good boy. so polite~" she murmurs, rocking her hips up against yours, making you whine. "good boys deserve rewards, don't you think?"
Wonder Woman/Diana Prince:
listen, i feel like Diana is more experienced than she lets on. theres no way she's never pegged anyone before- this is Wonder Woman we're talking about.
Diana cares mostly about your comfort and pleasure, she's definitely a pleasure dom and wants to make sure you're satisfied. if you're into it, she's down to try it.
her strap is long, i'd say about 9 or maybe even more inches with a prominent tip and a few ridges. i don't think its too thick, but there's definitely enough girth where theres a bit of a stretch, especially at the base. i also think its a plain matte black, she isn't one for extravagant colors and such
very gentle, and cares a lot about prep. definitely fingers you beforehand to stretch you out, and makes sure to use a comfortable amount of lube. i also think she's the type to have you suck her off, even though she doesn't feel anything its SO attractive to see you on your knees and slobbering all over her strap. def fucks your face a little, claiming she needs to make sure her strap is all slick for entry- but really she just loves feeding into your oral fixation
Diana prefers simple missionary position when pegging you, there's something very intimate about watching your expressions and holding intense eye contact. she isn't opposed to the mating press either, and she loves how the angle allows her to fuck you deeper. she often isn't aware of her own strength and, much to your delight, tends to bully her cock deeper inside you by force of sheer will. you are undeniably going to be sore once she's done
wraps her arm beneath you to pull you up against her chest, supporting bot of your weights with just one arm so you can suck on her tits. definitely shoved her boobs into your face, and whether or not that's intentional or not it up to you
speaking of, Diana is literally soooo strong its uncanny. while she prefers the intimacy of the bed, she can definitely peg you up against the wall and hold you up without breaking a sweat. she loves how each thrust causes your hips to slam against the wall, and will force you to wrap your legs around her waist so she can reach even deeper inside you
she's very adamant about praising you, and making sure you know just how much she loves you. Diana definitely has pegged you in front of a floor to ceiling mirror, forcing you to watch her simultaneously peg you and jack you off while praising you the entire time.
"you are taking me so well, beloved, you're so strong and gorgeous... absolutely divine.."
maybe im crazy but. Diana with a breeding kink. HEAR ME OUTTTT. she knows its biologically impossible for her to impregnate you or even cum inside you, but that doesn't stop her from buying one of those straps that allows her to "cum" to satisfy those urges. and satisfy it does. the next thing you know she's fuckinv you absolutely silly, praising you for taking her so well while turning you into her own personal cumdump. its not so bad when she's cooing to you how gorgeous you look like this, and how much she wants to fill you up...
out of the three, Diana is by far the best at aftercare. she'll get you food and water before wiping you down and running you a bath, and then switching the sheets and blankets while you get in the tub before joining you. she gives wonderful massages, and praises you so much you nearly cry.
"your taking me so well, darling," Diana murmurs, pressing a kiss to your brow. you whine, your cock slapping against your tummy as she gazes down st you intently. her thrusts begin to pick up speed and your back arches, desperate to feel her even deeper. Diana slides one hand beneath your thigh, hooking it over her shoulder before repeating the motion with your other leg, until she has you folded in half and is practically splitting you in half on her strap.
the new position allows her to practically rearrange your guts as she drills into you, your gummy walls clamping down around her cock as she whispers sweet nothings into your ear. "you're such a good boy, so pretty f'me," she sighs against your skin. she very rarely slurs her words, but she's caught up in watching you unwind with each thrust. the pure ecstasy on your face is reflected in your wanton moans, and she continues to indulge you. you feel your release approaching as your cock twitches, desperate for attention.
Diana notices immediately, wrapping a hand around your base and pumping your length. "go on, darling, let go for me~" she coos, and you do, spilling onto yourself and making a mess. Diana gently fucks you through your orgasm, watching intently as you come down from your high. "you did so well dearest, i'm so proud.."
ok why did i cook with this hello⁉️ i genuinely love this so much like aaaa i need all of them in my bed asap
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geemyfirstluvstory · 11 months
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hey boy, listen…
“my first love story…my angel…and my girls…my sunshine. hey, hey, lets go!”
fem reader. matching halloween costumes with bllk characters. bllk x reader. fluff. characters (separate): michael kaiser, oliver aiku, bachira meguru, hiori yo, chigiri hyoma, kunigami rensuke, itoshi sae+rin, isagi yoichi, shidou ryuusei, nagi seishiro, mikage reo
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michael kaiser - joker x harley quinn
• this man is certified bonkers so of course he’s the joker and as his loyal worshipper you’re harley quinn
• perhaps a prophecy of the status of your relationship perhaps you just look stylish (ITS THE SECOND ONE PLEASE PICK THE SECOND ONE)
• such a softie for you but would never admit it, you chose the costume and he made sure to get the finest ones money could buy though the pictures you took…he’d rather not see himself dressed as a clown criminal mastermind.
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oliver aiku - nick & judy (zootopia)
• this was his idea, y’know damn well this man is a party animal so you just have to trust he’s not cheating
• so he decides to make you feel better, he’ll bring you along and do matching costumes. • i just know this man likes putting on animal ears and kids movies thats why y’all are nick and judy
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bachira meguru - thing 1 & 2
• remember how he got called a weirdo as a kid? he’s definitely a weirdo. eats toothpaste, drinks milk from the carton, milk before cereal. a total goof ball
• he loves children’s books and even as at his big age of 17 he still makes you read them to him and pretends he’s a kid going to bed (IN A WHOLESOME WAY)
• so when the halloween party came up he wanted to go as his favourite book characters, thing 1 & 2. and of course you agreed
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hiori yo - kuromi and my melody
• of course he’s my melody and you’re kuromi. this was his idea so he gets first dibs
• being the gamer he is he enjoys playing with you, you two are always the cringe couple in the lobby with matching usernames and avatars and he does all the carrying but he also enjoys playing those silly little retro girls games like ‘hamham heartbreak’ and the old cardcaptor sakura games.
• in conclusion he’s a total nerd thats a total sucker for the female gaze
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chigiri hyoma - team rocket
• this man is a total princess and every year you guys dress as a cartoon couple only to do the same costume the next year but switch the roles so one year he might be james and the next jesse
• this year he’s james, he even did a temporary dye on his hair for accuracy but of course no cutting.
• he loves doing hair with you and for this year’s costume you were the one washing and dyeing his hair
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kunigami rensuke - raven and beast boy
• you like cartoons, he likes superheroes, you both need a cute matching costume, easy compromise. you both came up with this together while brainstorming
• this man is a lovesick loser so beast boy was very easy to pull off and the most perfect costume for the two of you. the only real inaccuracy is that he’s pretty big
• homemade costumes for the win, of course you’ll buy bits and pieces but overall a homely look because rensuke will do anything to bond with you
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itoshi sae - light and misa
• sae canonically likes chibi maruko san, who’s to say he isn’t a big weeb? in fact this was his idea. he’s really convincing when it comes to halloween
• he’s a lot like light, cold, calculating, smart so it suited him and besides since light dresses similarly it only fit and since you’re so hopelessly in love with him, it was destiny
• sae isn’t the type to work with his hands but he also didn’t like the quality of pre made costumes. living in europe gave him refined taste so you two went on a designer shopping spree for individual pieces to make your costumes.
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itoshi rin - coraline’s parents
• you’re probably a total wuss, even if you’re not, rin still can consume more horror, gore, and other gross things than anyone. accumulating in him wanting to do a matching costume with you only if it was some horror character.
• you agreed and settled on coraline since it’d be fun and easy, to match you dressed as coraline’s parents, specifically the other parents with the button eyes
• your favourite part was doing his hair and makeup, rin is like a cat taking a bath you really had to pin him to his office chair or on the bed to do his makeup properly, and yeah theres plenty of kisses
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isagi yoichi - alice and the cheshire cat
• he’s so bland, (im kidding pls dont come for me) but he loves you so, so he’ll sacrifice the main character spot for you just this once. you’re alice and he’s the cat, of course this was completely your idea
• yoichi doesn’t care too much for this kind of thing, he originally intended to spend halloween cuddling and watching movies with you, perhaps invite some friends over or have some fun without them if you know what i mean….
• but he enjoyed being your cute kitty for a night, you dragged him out and about to take pictures and being blue lock’s hero there was no short of attention
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shidou ryusei - cleo denile and deuce
• ryusei is very eccentric, kind of weird, in a hot way not in a cute way like meguru. and as you made him watch boo york with you he took one look at cleo and was like “yeah” so in away it was your idea but not really
• you’re his princess and he’s the douche looking boyfriend, i’m not sure about you but it most definitely suits him.
• as you guys went out and about this halloween you know he’s already thinking about next year, perhaps raven queen and derick charming. maybe barbie and ken?
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nagi seishiro - veggie tales
• let me tell you i’ve actually done this costume irl, seishiro is a lazy fellow he doesn’t like putting in much effort but he’s a cutie patootie and he does adore his pookie
• matching costumes was your idea, to dress as the cucumbers from veggie tales however was his idea as all he had to do was buy the costumes and look cute
• fan reactions and his friends; they found it so stupid it was hilarious, compared to all the other celebrity couples costumes you two chose….children’s cartoons.
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mikage reo - the adam’s parents
• he’s rich so it’s gotta be classy, you two were going to some gala held by his family company, the mikage corporation, cute and classy lets go
• reo really isn’t one for movies so this was your idea, he’s a total simp for you, absolutely floored all the time with no exception. kissing you up and grovelling at your feet like his morticia adams
• in the end your costume really did suit the occasion made for the best pictures. you guys are now pinterest king and queen every halloween
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School’s been kicking my ass so i had to do this quickly, anyway what are you guys dressing up as this year?
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Harley Quinn #34 by Tini Howard and Sweeney Boo. Backup by Grace Ellis and Steve Lieber. Variant covers by (1) Jessica Fong, (2) Erica Henderson and (3) Jenny Frison. Main cover (4) by Sweeney Boo. Out in November.
"Cleanup on aisle Earth-0! As if playing detective fer my own murder ain’t bad enough, now I’m also on janitorial and princess-babysitter duty?! I just can’t seem ta catch a dang ol’ break! Hopefully I can mop up some clues along the way and get to the bottom of who’s been out fer my precious clown blood! Plus, my childhood best friends Grace Ellis and Steve Lieber recount the true story of th’ time I got trapped inside of… a comic book!"
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thecursedprince · 2 days
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Knock knock! It’s the Clown Princess of Crime, Harley Quinn™. The punchline is, she’s got her mallet with her and she’s ready to bust in wherever she pleases. With bouncy pigtails, a black-and-red outfit, and a mischievous grin, our doll brings together the modern and classic looks of the beloved baddie. Couldja ask for anything more, puddin’? 
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the-courtsjester · 7 months
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Can you do Jean, Lisa, and anyone else you want asking out a male reader?
Greetings Ladies and gentlemen and things. Welcome to some more headcanons for Jean, Lisa, Herta, and the first non Genshin or Star Rail character Harley Quinn! I've been playing Suicide Squad: Kills the Justice League recently with some friends, it's not a bad game I find it fun
Jean, Lisa, Herta, and Harley Quinn asking Male Reader out
Jean:
Jean, being the Acting Grandmaster of the Knights of Favonius doesn't leave time for much time for ones self, but if she dose get a day off she'll spend that time with you seeing as how you're one of her best friends.
She has had feelings for you for awhile wanting to be the one that will protect you forever, but she's never found the right opportunity to show them.
But she decided to ask you out on her day off, she'd walk up to you all smooth like, actually she was as stiff as a bored, she would ask you out on a date early in the day and when you agree she'd be squealing on the inside.
She didn't come up with much for the date, most likely just going to Good Hunter and taking a stroll around Mondstadt before heading to big tree in Windrise.
All in all though she'll enjoy the day with you no matter what happens, and definitely planning more now that you're both together.
Lisa:
She spends most her day doing nothing besides keeping the library clean, reading, and the occasional talk about the books that need to be returned, so when she was bored on a slow day she had the perfect idea.
She strolled by your home and asked you out to a date, once it had hit the time you both agreed on she took you out to a nice spot on a hill to enjoy a picnic date.
Lisa's flirting gets turned up a by ten and if that doesn't get you flustered she'll keep increasing it, calling you cutie and darling and everything under the sun.
After you two are back in Mondstadt she'll have you both snuggle together somewhere comfy and you'll read a book together, seems a bit much on a first date but this is Lisa.
Herta:
Herta isn't the type to ask someone out on a date, she was most likely the one asked out and for some reason she agreed, but she wouldn't do a normal date of going somewhere she'll bring you to her room and do something there together.
She probably sits on your lap during the date and probably has some of her puppets hug you from either side as well, she definitely leans on you as she sits in your lap and you definitely rest your head on her head, it's only fair.
As she does whatever she's doing during the date, she shows it off to you and talks about what it does, do you understand it? Probably not, does she care? Not really, she's just happy that you'll listen to her speak nonsense.
If, and I mean if, you can get Herta to go on a somewhat normal date of going somewhere, you get to bring a couple of her puppets, but being on the Space Station means there's not much to do, but lucky for you she'll use the Simulated Universe to spend some quality time together watching stars and doing nothing.
After the date is done Herta will have a puppet follow you around to make sure you're safe and fine, you've become one of the few things she's attached to now and won't let go.
Harley Quinn:
Harleen Quinzel A.K.A Harley Quinn, the clown princesses of crime, my love you knew her from Arkham seeing as how you got tossed in by the Bat as well, but story for another time she met you a couple times in there and said something along the lines of, "when we get out of here I'm taking you on a date" ...so she broke you out of there immediately afterwards.
Her date with you consisted of robbing banks, blowing shit up, and other various crimes, she steals all sorts of things for you wither it be a pokemon card to a diamond she doesn't care so long as it makes happy.
Soon though Batman shows up and puts a stop to her crime date with you, and you both get tossed back in Arkham, you would assume she'd stop there but this is Harley Quinn we're talking about, she's going to try and break out again with you but to much less success.
So she decided to continue the date in Arkham and just watch people beat the shit out of each other, it's a favorite pastime of hers besides letting the blood rush to her head, she'll also take you to eat in the cafeteria seeing as you didn't get to enjoy food outside of Arkham.
But once the day is finally over and you both are back in your cells she somehow managed to slip notes into your roomtalking about how much fun she had, she also said in the notes that she's excited to do it again sometime, so hope you look forward to breaking out every other day.
Finally it's done jesus christ, Jean felt so awkward to write for and I don't know why, but felt great to write for Harley Quinn seeing as she's one of my favorite characters, she was also my first none Genshin or Star Rail character glad it was her.
And scene...
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wvsteria · 1 year
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starter call and plotting call for the event below ! i'm going to list who voluntarily went in and who was pulled in by magic/friend. pls like to request a starter from me, but pls keep it like max 4 per mun. i'm keeping my starters per muse at 4. this rule doesn't apply to plotting. plotting is free range that we can divide amongst ourselves! if you request a starter, chances are i will come to you to plot (this feels like a v plot heavy event tbh).
voluntarily went in:
alyla vane, amren, beth washington, cangse sanren, dorcas meadows, ezra bridger, godric gryffindor, hadley hufflepuff, harley quinn, harry potter, judith grimes, kiara carrera, kol mikaelson, louise belcher, mo xuanyu, nie ruizhi, padme amidala, princess jasmine, sarah miller, stu macher, tara carpenter
pulled in by magic/friend:
alcina dimitrescu, alex karev, america chavez, bucky barnes, enzo st. john, emily fields, helion, heron lyptus, jacen solo, josie saltzman, kasil monsula, mal faery, mia winters, mouse honrada, noela, peter parker, piper halliwell, rosalie hale, roxanne weasley, samara palpatine, song lan, soren palpatine, taissa turner, tamlin, xuan ji, zoey davis, zuko
starter list:
alyla vane (2/4)
misa amane: 31 The area is just absolutely full of croaking frogs. They aren’t dangerous but they are loud and difficult to step around.
vesta starkos: 1 Monster: Giant spiders
america chavez (2/4)
loki laufeyson: 18 Monster: Murderous clown.
diana prince: 27 Monster: Minotaur
amren (1/4)
rhsyand: 13 Monster: Werewolf.
beth washington (1/4)
freddie facilier: 21 Characters enter a portion of the maze to find it completely dark.
cangse sanren (1/4)
daniela dimitrescu: 22 Though relatively empty the plant life whispers threats and warnings to people in this portion of the maze. It tells them to give up on their progress
enzo st. john (2/4)
bonnie bennett: 9 Characters reach a dead end, full of pollen spores, which when inhaled make characters feel drunk for the next hour.
owen sharma: 10 Monster: Stormtroopers
ethan mckinnon (2/4)
maddie mckinnon: 16 Characters are greeted by two beings the size of children but with pumpkins for heads arrive with a cart, gesturing for characters to get in.
cleo mckinnon: 7 The area exists as a zone of truth, making characters incapable of lying. Characters are aware of this when they enter the space.
ezra bridger (2/4)
nezuko kamado: 19 Characters are greeted by a giant rushing stream going all the way across the maze that they must cross in order to keep moving.
hera syndulla: 22 Though relatively empty the plant life whispers threats and warnings to people in this portion of the maze. It tells them to give up on their progress.
godric gryffindor (1/4)
harvey hufflepuff: 3 Monster: Living scarecrow
hadley hufflepuff (1/4)
harris hufflepuff: 22 Though relatively empty the plant life whispers threats and warnings to people in this portion of the maze. It tells them to give up on their progress
harley quinn (2/4)
dinah laurel lance: 2 Characters encounter a pit trap, so obvious they almost want to explore
henry creel: 12 Characters enter the area to be met with high speed winds, strong enough to push people around
harry potter (5/4)
hermione granger: 8 Monster: Ghosts
bill weasley: 6 The husks of corn emit a poisonous gas, making characters weaker the longer they breath it in
hagrid: 29 Characters walk into this portion of the maze to immediately be caught in a giant spider web, trapping them.
ginny weasley: 9 Characters reach a dead end, full of pollen spores, which when inhaled make characters feel drunk for the next hour.
charlie weasley: 17 Monster: Masked murderer wearing the Ghostface mask
helion (1/4)
lexi branson: 5 Monster: A hoard of geese
jacen solo (3/4)
leia organa: 5 Monster: A hoard of geese
tahiri veila: 16 Characters are greeted by two beings the size of children but with pumpkins for heads arrive with a cart, gesturing for characters to get in.
tenel ka djo: 28 Characters find this section of the maze to be extremely cold, with frost hanging from all of the corn stalks and the icey ground beneath their feet making the terrain difficult to traverse.
josie saltzman (1/4)
penelope park: 26 Characters enter a mud filled portion of the maze, where their footsteps feel heavy, and every push further seems to sink them farther and farther into the mud.
judith grimes (1/4)
rose hathaway:17 Monster: Masked murderer wearing the Ghostface mask
kasil monsula (2/4)
kaiden monsula: 29 Characters walk into this portion of the maze to immediately be caught in a giant spider web, trapping them.
sabina palpatine: 26 Characters enter a mud filled portion of the maze, where their footsteps feel heavy, and every push further seems to sink them farther and farther into the mud.
kiara carrera (1/4)
elena gilbert: 4 Monster: Skeletons
kol mikaelson (2/4)
rebekah mikaelson: 22 Though relatively empty the plant life whispers threats and warnings to people in this portion of the maze. It tells them to give up on their progress
hope mikaelson: 29 Characters walk into this portion of the maze to immediately be caught in a giant spider web, trapping them.
mal faery (4/4)
uma: 1 Monster: Giant spiders
evie grimhilde: 4 Monster: Skeletons
dizzy tremaine: 29 Characters walk into this portion of the maze to immediately be caught in a giant spider web, trapping them.
gil: 3 Monster: Living scarecrow
mia winters (1/4)
ethan winters: 24 Monster: Dementors
mouse honrada (2/4)
elain archeron: 11 Monster: A rat with a gun
feyre archeron: 13 Monster: Werewolf
mo xuanyu (2/4)
jin zixuan: 22 Though relatively empty the plant life whispers threats and warnings to people in this portion of the maze. It tells them to give up on their progress
lan wangji: 10 Monster: Stormtroopers
nie ruizhi (1/4)
nie mingjue: 12 Characters enter the area to be met with high speed winds, strong enough to push people around
noela (1/4)
james witherdale: 24 Monster: Dementors
padme amidala (2/4)
satine kryze: 13 Monster: Werewolf
ahsoka tano: 7 The area exists as a zone of truth, making characters incapable of lying. Characters are aware of this when they enter the space.
peter parker (1/4)
michelle jones: 13 Monster: Werewolf
piper halliwell (2/4)
calleigh duquesne: 14 Monster: Vampire
kat mitchell: 19 Characters are greeted by a giant rushing stream going all the way across the maze that they must cross in order to keep moving.
princess jasmine (1/4)
ariel: 1 Monster: Giant spiders
rosalie hale (2/4)
son yeonseo: 24 Monster: Dementors
james witherdale: 18 Monster: Murderous clown
roxanne weasley (1/4)
fred weasley ii: 9 Characters reach a dead end, full of pollen spores, which when inhaled make characters feel drunk for the next hour.
samara palpatine (5/4)
leia organa: 14 Monster: Vampire
sella palpatine: 10 Monster: Stormtroopers
sabina palpatine: 31 The area is just absolutely full of croaking frogs. They aren’t dangerous but they are loud and difficult to step around.
shi wudu: 10 Monster: Stormtroopers
sheev palpatine: 2 Characters encounter a pit trap, so obvious they almost want to explore
sarah miller (1/4)
eveline: 18 Monster: Murderous clown
song lan (1/4)
xiao qing: 9 Characters reach a dead end, full of pollen spores, which when inhaled make characters feel drunk for the next hour.
soren palpatine (3/4)
sabina palpatine: 21 Characters enter a portion of the maze to find it completely dark.
ji euntak: 17 Monster: Masked murderer wearing the Ghostface mask
sheev palpatine: 31 The area is just absolutely full of croaking frogs. They aren’t dangerous but they are loud and difficult to step around.
stu macher (4/4)
jinx: 12 Characters enter the area to be met with high speed winds, strong enough to push people around
chad meeks-martin: 2 Characters encounter a pit trap, so obvious they almost want to explore
amber freeman: 3 Monster: Living scarecrow
dewey riley: 4 Monster: Skeletons
taissa turner (1/4)
lumine: 27 Monster: Minotaur
tara carpenter (7/4)
sam carpenter: 16 Characters are greeted by two beings the size of children but with pumpkins for heads arrive with a cart, gesturing for characters to get in.
victor salazar: 1 Monster: Giant spiders
lydia martin: 6 The husks of corn emit a poisonous gas, making characters weaker the longer they breath it in
amber freeman: 19 Characters are greeted by a giant rushing stream going all the way across the maze that they must cross in order to keep moving.
renesmee cullen: 25 Characters wander in to a giant feast, long empty tables piled high with food, with chairs much too high for anyone human to sit in.
dewey riley: 8 Monster: Ghosts
feng xin: 22 Though relatively empty the plant life whispers threats and warnings to people in this portion of the maze. It tells them to give up on their progress
xuan ji (2/4)
lang ying: 25 Characters wander in to a giant feast, long empty tables piled high with food, with chairs much too high for anyone human to sit in.
qi rong: 14 Monster: Vampire
zuko (1/4)
katara: 30 Monster: A swarm of bats
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flickys-courage-club · 6 months
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If my CTCD OCs have headcanon voices(or what would they sound like)
Olive - Mammon (Helluva Boss) [VA - Michael Cusack]
Felix - Lisa Loud (Loud House) [VA - Lara Jill Miller]
Justin - Mater (Cars) [VA - Larry the Cable Guy]
Clive - Joe Swanson (Family Guy) [VA - Patrick Warburton]
Nathan - Moxxie (Helluva Boss) [VA - Richard Horvitz]
Teresa - Pearl (Steven Universe) [VA - Deedee Magno]
Barry - Edd/Double D (Ed, Edd n Eddy) [VA - Samuel Khouth] or Lani-Loli (Crash Bandicoot) [VA - Richard Horvitz]
Grinz - Toko Fukawa/Genocide Jack (Danganronpa games) [VA - Amanda Celine Miller]
Frownz - Byakuya Togami (Danganronpa games) [VA - Jason Wishnov]
Sirius - Dr Facilier (Princess and The Frog) [VA - Keith David]
Petal - Onion Cookie (CRK) [VA - LilyPichu]
Alan - Warp Darkmatter (Buzz Lightyear Of Star Command) [VA - Diedrich Brader]
Jacob - NOS-4-A2 (Buzz Lightyear Of Star Command) [VA - Craig Ferguson]
Lauren - Eda Clawthorne (Owl House) [VA - Wendie Malick] or Carmilla Carmine (Hazbin Hotel) [VA - Daphne Rubin-Vega]
Oliver - Andrealphus (Helluva Boss) [VA - Jason LeShea]
Matt - Jafar (Aladdin) [VA - Jonathan Freeman]
Lucifer/Puppeteer of Terrors - Joker (DC) [VA - Mark Hamill]
Fear King - Zestial (Hazbin Hotel) [VA - James Monroe Iglehart] or Asmodeus (Helluva Boss) [VA - James Monroe Iglehart]
Sin Clowns(Pride and Lust) - Blitzø (Helluva Boss) [VA - Brandon Rogers]
Sin Clown(Wrath) - Captain Gantu (Lilo and Stitch) [VA - Kevin Michael Richardson] or Shan Yu (Mulan) [VA - Miguel Ferrer]
Sin Clown(Greed) - Coachman (Pinocchio(1940s) [VA - Charles Judel]
Sin Clown(Envy) - Chris McLean (Total Drama) [VA - Christian Potenza]
Sin Clown(Glutton) - Verosika Mayday (Helluva Boss) [VA - Cristina Vee]
Sin Clown(Sloth) - Glitz and Glam (Helluva Boss) [VAs - Faye Mata]
Wendell - Lil Lightning (101 Dalmatians: Patch's London Adventure) [VA - Jason Alexander]
Toxin - Scarface (BTAS) [VA - George Costanza] or Crimson (Helluva Boss) [VA - Richard Horvitz]
Bon - Rosie (Hazbin Hotel) [VA - Leslie Kritzer]
Damien - Grigori Olyat (Henry Stickmin) [VA - PuffballsUnited]
Smiler - Harley Quinn (DC) [VA - Arleen Sorkin]
Snowflake - Adorabat (Mao Mao: HOPH) [VA - Lika Leong]
Malcolm - Demoman (TF2) [VA - Gary Schwartz] or Groundskeeper Willie (Simpsons) [VA - Dan Castellaneta]
Damon - Vulture (Spectacular Spider Man) [VA - Robert Englund]
Chief Azrael - King Andrias (Amphibia) [VA - Keith David]
Geo - Collin (Helluva Boss) [VA - Jayden Libran]
Alicia - Harley Quinn (DC) [VA - Hynden Walch]
Bunitty - Nifty (Hazbin Hotel) [VA - Kimiko Glenn]
Claude - Honest John (Pinocchio - 2022) [VA - Keegan Michael Key]
Krimson - Emperor Belos (Owl House) [VA - Matthew Rhys]
Radley - Morty (Rick and Morty) [VA - Justin Rolland/Harry Balden]
Maria - Nasira (Disney's Aladdin in Nasira's Revenge)
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harleysplayground · 1 year
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you can lock me up, beat me to death but with each punch you make your grave of my payback deeper with each ounce of your brute force..
who am i? i'm a psychopath making a tally for karma to hit you harder than you hit me
i'm harley quinn mother fuckers! keep punching now..i dare you..
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Source: Pictures from Pinterest. Harley Quinn from Harleen by Stjepan Sejic, Poison Ivy from Poison Ivy: The Virtuous Cycle by G. Willow Wilson, Marcio Takara, and Arif Prianto. Photoshopped by yours truly.
One of my favorite artists that I feel touches on Harlivy is Taylor Swift.
"I Can Do It With a Broken Heart" makes me think of Harley post Joker. This song could have been on the soundtrack of Birds of Prey: And the Fantabulous Emancipation of One Harley Quinn.
Before she was the Clown Princess of Crime on her own terms, before she was even Harley Quinn, Dr. Quinzel was expected to uphold her professionalism and do as her department (of old white men) wanted rather than what she trained for and her aim to understand the criminally insane.
With Joker she was expected to obey no matter the cost to her safety or mental health. She was his sidekick and punching bag. Classic relationship between a White Faced and Auguste Clown.
"Lights, camera, bitch, smile,
Even when you want to die,
He said he'd love me all his life,
But that life was too short,
Breaking down, I hit the floor,
All the pieces of me shattered,
As the crowd was chanting "More!"
I was grinning like I'm winning,
I was hitting my marks,
'Cause I can do it with a broken heart."
When Harley drives the gas truck into the chemical plant "We're Never Getting Back Together Again" would fit brilliantly. Just saying.
"Mad Woman" is another great song. In the pre-chorus to chorus she sings:
"Everytime you call me crazy,
I get more crazy,
What about that?
And when you say I seem angry,
I get more angry,
And there's nothing like a mad woman."
Harley becomes the "Mad Woman" when people refer to her as Joker's sidekick or will never be able to escape his shadow. Ivy turns into a "Mad Woman" everytime someone does a purposefully harmful act to the planet. They both turn into a "Mad Woman" when someone threatens or hurts the other.
The meaning behind the song, at least for me, touches on the quote, "Nature isn't cruel. It's just efficient," especially the first verse:
"What do you think I'd say to that?
does a scorpion sting when fighting back?
They strike to kill,
And you know I will,
You know I will".
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Source: Pinterest. Reputation Era Taylor Swift.
In conclusion, this line from Imgonnagetyouback is reminiscent of Poison Ivy:
"Pick your poison,
I'm poison either way."
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riddle-me-ri · 2 years
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YJ, BTAS, Arkham Riddler with S/O who got in pretty serious trouble, asking what she was thinking and she answers "The risk was calculated but boy am I bad at math."
The Math Ain't Mathing
Young Justice Riddler:
To say you two were sitting ducks was an understatement.
You were trapped in an alley, trying your best to hide from The Team. You two took cover behind some dumpsters. Last either of you checked Robin was hot on your tail. 
“We need to keep moving!” You demanded in a whisper. 
“What? No! After your brilliant plan, I’m not taking any more chances!” Ed snapped again, in a harsh whisper. 
“We’re just waiting for Boy Wonder to find us!” 
“If your plan would’ve worked we wouldn’t be in this mess! But nooo the great Y/N just had the best plan! What were you thinking anyway?” 
“Clearly, there were some miscalculations…or I’m just really bad at math…” You muttered the latter part under your breath. 
Unfortunately, Edward still heard it, “yeah I think I’ll go with you’re just terrible at math!” 
“And you both are terrible at hiding~” 
You and Edward groaned as you’re both caught by the Boy Wonder and shipped back to Belle Reve.
BTAS Riddler:
The only sound that could be heard throughout the room was the steady tapping of a foot. 
Edward's foot. He had his arms crossed and looked absolutely beside himself. 
You screwed up. You screwed up big time, and Ed had to come in and save your ass. 
You thought you were ready for the big leagues. You could hack into GCPD's databases and get info on the Rogues and erase your criminal history! At least you thought…you hit a firewall and your presence was immediately alerted. 
Thankfully Edward was able to bypass the firewall and blocked GCPD's tracker from pinpointing your location. 
"Care to tell me, just what on Earth were you thinking?"
You winced at his irritated sharp tone. "It…I…I calculated the possibility of police interference…just..turns out I'm bad at math…and subtracted way more than I should have.." 
Edward sighed as he pinched the bridge of his nose. "Next time, dear Y/N..get a calculator."
Arkhamverse Riddler: 
"How could you have been so foolish? So ignorant and careless? Was your brain malfunctioning when this scheme was plotted?"
"N-no..no…Harley and I thought it was a good idea.."
"That explains part of it…anything that..that clown princess partakes in is doomed to fail some way somehow…"
Yeah, in hindsight, it probably wasn't a good idea to try and snatch one of the Penguin's armored trucks full of weapons.
"But you, I expected better from you. Have I taught you nothing? Have you wasted away what intellect I've made you privy to? Vast knowledge that most would kill for?" 
"N-no you have! You absolutely have…I…I gathered all the variables and calculated all possible outcomes. I'm just really terrible at math."
Edward rubbed his face with his hands, before he rubbed his temples. 
"I think you need to spend less time with Quinn and more time in the workshop. So there won't be any more miscalculations."
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