#;piping hot memes;

[firstelevens]

1 or 11 for the intimacy prompts, if you'd like?

11. sharing secrets

Sam switches his phone to his other hand as he empties the dishwasher, too caught up in gossiping with Sarah to end their call.

"--you remember how they made all that noise about how they'd never been so insulted in their lives, and they were never ever coming back to Delacroix again? Tell me why I saw them at Miss Lynette's this morning, first people in line for a cinnamon roll."

Sarah's been busy at the docks all morning, so her scandalized gasp is expected. What's not expected is the response that he gets from the general direction of the couch, where Bucky has been posted up for the last hour, reading a book that, by his own description, is about time travel but also the Napoleonic Wars.

"It's 'cause their grandson's gonna propose to Nessa Tremaine at her birthday party this weekend, and they don't want to miss their chance to butt in."

When Sam nudges the cutlery drawer shut and turns to look at Bucky, his face is still hidden behind his book.

"There's no way that's true," says Sam. They've all met Nessa's boyfriend Leo; surely they'd have heard if his grandparents were the same people who'd managed to end up in a blood feud with half the island.

"What?" asks Sarah. "What did he say?"

"He said the Wrights are Leo's grandparents, which is--"

Sarah gasps, effectively cutting him off. "Of course! He's Nadine's son, isn't he? That's why he looks so familiar; he looks just like his mom."

Sam looks over at Bucky again to find that he's put the book down, smirking at Sam from across the room.

"Sarah, I'm gonna have to call you back," says Sam, and pretends not to hear her laughing at him as he hangs up.

"Something wrong, Samuel?" asks Bucky, far too innocently.

Sam crosses his arms. "How is it that even Sarah didn't know the thing about the Wrights, but you did?"

"A gentleman never reveals his sources."

"I'm pretty sure that's a journalist," says Sam drily. "Why are you being so cagey?"

"I'm not being cagey," Bucky says. "You're just jealous that I knew a piece of Delacroix gossip before you did."

"No, I'm not," says Sam, and already knows that he's fooling no one. "I just want to know who told you."

"Well, what's in it for me?"

"How about not having to spend the night on the couch?"

Bucky looks up at Sam, the corner of his mouth twitching. "You know I have my own bedroom, right?"

"Yeah? When's the last time you used it?"

They stare each other down for a moment longer, but eventually, Bucky relents.

"Alright, fine," he says. "I'm only telling you 'cause I'm pretty sure Alpine has staked her claim on my bedroom and I'm not getting it back: I heard it from Miss Colette."

"When could you possibly have heard it from Miss Colette? She lives with her son in Baton Rouge." Although to be fair, if anyone in Delacroix would know, it would be Miss Colette, who'd been one of the town's oldest residents before she'd finally moved.

"She was down visiting Miss Nina last month; I saw her when I was helping with the porch."

"I see," says Sam, "so you were busy gossiping when you should have been working, huh?"

"I can multitask, Samuel," says Bucky, primly. "And what was I gonna do, refuse a glass of that hibiscus lemonade when she offered?"

"Fine," says Sam. "That all makes sense. No one in their right mind says no to Miss Nina's lemonade. But you sat on this information for a month?"

"They told it to me in confidence, Sam."

"Yeah, but everybody knows that 'in confidence' over drinks on the porch means, 'don't put it in the newspaper but you can tell your husband if he's not chatty.'"

"Absolutely nobody knows that, Sam; that's--" Bucky stops mid-sentence, tilting his head in confusion. He furrows his eyebrows and makes the same face he does when he's reviewing intel. "Did you say 'husband'?"

There's a denial halfway out of Sam's mouth before he thinks about it for a moment and realizes that he did. "Maybe?"

He's braced for teasing, but instead, Bucky's just quiet for a moment before he nods, a small smile on his face. "Okay," he says.

"Okay?"

Bucky nods again, patting the spot beside him on the couch. "So do you want to hear the rest of Miss Colette's gossip, or not?"

Obviously, he does.

[naffeclipse]

Good morning! Lots of stuff happening, ya know?

[thesunwillshineonusagain757]

🍷

So I’ve been thinking about this for almost a month, and I kept thinking how would it be for Lyanna and Rhaegar to go on a date night in a fancily restaurant but of course I had to think. If Rhaelya was involved what kind of shenanigans would happen and here it is :

Let's start saying this was Rhaegar's idea, he saw a new restaurant downtown and wanted to eat there. It was a Valyrian + Northern fusion restaurant that was what caught his eye;

Since it was an upscale place they both dressed fancy, she wore a blue suit, and he wore a black suit;

When they arrived the ambiance, felt amazing, the venue had the light dim, warm lighting to create a cosy yet refined atmosphere;

They were sat at a table in the middle of the venue, which gave them the entire view of the place;

The night was very calm, but it was not going to end in that vibe, they were eating their main course ( Lyanna was having a mushroom risotto, and Rhaegar was having rigatoni carbonara ), when something weird happened on the door of the restaurant;

As everyone did the two of them turned to look at the door, a man came in huffing and puffing, he walked towards their table;

The man was clearly going for a fight so Rhaegar thanked all the gods - for their date's sake - when he turned to the couple on the table right next to theirs and started to scream;

From what Rhaegar could grasp the man was the husband of the woman who was in a date with her lover, of course if they were normal people they would mind their business but... the tea was too good;

Very quickly it became clear that the woman was the wife of the enraged man, but also the affair partner was the husband's brother;

The fight escalated, and the enraged husband reached for one of the flaming cheese cognac pasta plates and threw it onto his brother;

The affair partner/brother's suit light on fire as he grabbed a knife and ran after his brother who ran out, the fight escalated, and the affair partner ended up with a knife on his leg;

Safe to say after that night Rhaegar and Lyanna went home in shook;

Lya even joked they had a great bargain because they got food and a show for the price of one;

[the-path-to-redemption]

19

ask meme

19. you're mad/ashamed/horrified you actually kind of like...

...*sigh* Garrett Hunter and Jessica Nigri weren't that bad with their VA work for Adam and Cinder.

Yes, when compared to the rest, their VA working fucking sucks. But the voices fits for the most part. Cinder was a femme fatale for 3 volumes so the sultry thing worked, and in vol 7 I was genuinely impressed when Jessica gets to actually express emotions. She was good! So was Garrett during Vol 6, even if his lines are mad incel-y.

Like, they're not professional VAs, so I'm not gonna put them on the same level as Cherami Leigh or Dave Fennoy, but with a better voicing direction, I genuinely think both Jessica and Garrett could've performed much better than what we actually got.

But personally, I just project different voices for them when I read fanworks. In a perfect universe, we could've had Ray Chase/Greg Chun for Adam, and Wendee Lee/Trina Nishimura for Cinder. Alas.

[ndostairlyrium]

😍 for Ankh

🔥 for Kerry

👃 for Ela

And👙 for all three of them, tell me about what lurks in their undie drawers!! 😌

!!!! 💛 Thank you so much dear!! These were super fun ;; hope I wasn't too boring lol

😍 What does your OC find irresistibile in others?

Apart from being attracted to tall wardrobes (usually blonde), Ankh falls for what's hidden way beneath the surface, and it's usually resilience, or the drive to follow a difficult path despite not having the odds in their favour. She likes a good riddle to solve and her brain is always working, even when in love

🔥 What's a surefire way to make your OC get flustered?

Give Hawke a man that knows what he wants and he'll turn red from head to toe. It hasn't to be something that involves romance (or Hawke) specifically, it's something connected to their personality. Like idk, breaking and entering an old mansion and instead of a stealthily approach the guy just yells the house owner's name to let him know his intentions. Decidedness is definitely a turn on, yeah

👃 Does your OC smell good? Do they have a signature smell?

Uuuh well, Ela doesn't smell good usually, because of the taint - plus being a warrior with an armor tattooed on and living on the road. I hc that wardens have the sweet stink typical of something rotten; at the beginning is veeery subtle but it grows stronger as time goes by. It's something that only sensitive noses can pick up but it's there, lingering. Apart from that, when she stops and the camp is safe enough for organizing a decent bathing, she always uses herbs and scented soaps. I picture her having kind of a range of musky / woody scents on her skin when she's presentable for human interactions :'

👙 What kind of underwear do they use? Is it pretty or functional? (Not me having headcanons on this already lmao)

Ankh is functional. It means that when she's out in the wild hunting she wears practical stuff. However, when she's chill things must be pretty and flattering. She loves to look and feel good even if things get unnoticed

"No constrictions, we die like free mages" - Hawke

Ela really prefers functional stuff, mostly because of her job, but also because she was never interested in being pretty to begin with. You can find her with mismatched lingerie and socks that just patch roughly when they break

Piping Hot OC Asks

[shapelytimber]

Calypso and the Pink Unicorn's pirate drag show !!!!!

[PRINT] - [COMMISSIONS]

Wee john served so hard it should be illegal 16 dead countless injured, I am dead Calypso was so hot

Process (and my french rant on why I hate the choice of la vie en rose) below vvv

Final without the text

Rough colors

Sketch !

Sorry english people, but what follows is too french an opinion to voice in english (I'll sum it up for u in the end <3)

Ok alors je suis désolé, Con o'Neill chante vraiment très bien ca n'a rien avoir avec sa performance, mais vraiment la vie en rose c pas possible. Le man est sur les champs Elysées a me vendre des tours Eiffel en plastique jpp- Franchement pipe et jambe de bois ca serai mieux passer. Ou les demons de minuit !!!!pourquoi pas les demon de minuit ?????? Chanson hyper connu française. Ok c moins cucu que la vie en rose, mais bonus point plus kinky (je pensais jamais decrire les demons de minuit comme etant kinky mais here we are-)

Ou juste n'importe quoi d'autre-

(And words of wisdom from my evil advisor @quijicroix : légende vivante (de Lorenzo) ça va avec tout. Ou une chanson triste de jul (pas bande organisée, tu peux pas ken dessus). Après tout le monde déteste la police ou nik le front national c les chansons les plus romantiques que je connaisse. Y a santiago aussi, avec le gros mat la. Les trois mâts, pour le steddyhands.)

Tout sauf la fucking vie en rose pitier (meme si, encore une fois, Con o'Neill la chante vraiment bien)

Welcome back english people ! To sum it up : la vie en rose is a french song for tourists that set up a fight or flight reaction in every native speaker. I'm glad people enjoyed this, but I cannot describe the cringe and disappointment I felt when they decided to have him sing this song- (even tho he sings it beautifully (which is part of the disappointment))

They are SO MUCH love songs in french, why this one.

PS : at this point (ep7) I don't know why Stede is still bothering with Ed "I'm hitting the banks didn't tell him which one" teach, when Izzy hands is right there ????? Sir please open your eyes

[astonmartingf]

WISH YOU HELL ; OP81

oscar piastri x mclaren driver!reader

. . . calm and collected oscar? wrong! it's like hamilton and alonso all over again with more awkward silence and banter instead of attempted murder

next: his car isn't yours

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oscarpiastri i'll miss you landonorris please don't forget about me, thank you for making my first season memorable 🧡

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user1 we only got one season with them 🥹

user2 i'm happy for lando but i miss him with Oscar already

user3 landoscar you were bigger than the whole sky

landonorris we'll see each other on track mate, don't miss me too much 😘

oscarpiastri i will miss you

maxverstappen1 he's mine now

oscarpiastri okay shut up braggart 🙄

landonorris i'll just go with yourusername instead

yourusername why am i mentioned? congratulations lando!!!!

oscarpiastri why are you here? you can't resist searching for me 😉

yourusername 🤓☝️ actually lando mentioned me, clearly he like me more than you

oscarpiastri he may like you, but he liked me first

landonorris okay knock it off

maxverstappen1 you guys are acting like children

landonorris technically they are children

carlossainz55 and you're not lando?

landonorris why am i catching strays? this post is about me?

user4 i'm still shocked... i thought we would have more seasons with them together

user5 congratulations to lando, and oscar as well as yn 🫶

user6 it hasn't been 24 hours and they're getting emotional already

user7 all i know is the oscaryn dynamic will be bomb

user8 bomb as in they'll both explode each other

user9 HAHAHAHAHAHA you might be on to smth actually

user10 two more months before the season begins i'm going insane

user11 the oscar yn tea is piping hot i wonder what oscar thinks

user12 to be a fly when lando, oscar, and yn saw each other in MTC

landonorris storytime...

yourusername shut up lando

oscarpiastri bad idea man

user13 the only time they agree with each other...

user14 what did they do in mtc?!????!?!? landonorris you better tell us

landonorris 🤐

yourusername we're contractually not allowed to say anything

user15 wow, i actually can't wait for this season to start, the pinnacle of motorsport and the drivers are acting like 15 year olds

user16 if you think about it... oscar and yn are 15

user17 FOUL!!!!!

yourusername

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yourusername bye lando, hello me

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user18 OMGHOSH I'M ACTUALLY 😭😭😭

user19 CONGRATULATIONS!!!!! 🎉🥳👏

mclaren welcome to the team 🧡

yourusername i won't let you down, let's get these podiums 🧡

user20 I'M SUCH A PROUD MOTHER 👏👏👏 YN SLAY THESE MEN DOWN

user21 baby is in her drram team omhjmh i'm cryingt

user22 congratulations yn 🧡🧡🧡

user23 using lando as a meme like that... pr moves

user24 wow, she's so ungrateful

landonorris you actually posted the meme!!! i'm so proud of you 🧡

yourusername thank you so much for all your support lan, it's a shame we couldn't race together

landonorris you can always look at the rear of my car

yourusername HA HA HA, watch as i overtake you

landonorris i'll be waiting for you

oscarpiastri congratulations yn 👏

yourusername who paid you to post this

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yourusername thank you oscar. let's have a good season together 🧡

user25 help they're so awkward

user26 i'm actually laughing 😭😭😭

user27 this might be the most excited i've been for a season

amgf it's still me just in a different account, hello guys <3

[palisman273]

Remember that she blocked the original creator of the meme (MegaChan) for posting the clip despite MegaChan clarifying he did it out of fun rather than malice. And she blocked anyone who even made a mild version of the meme.

But now that the meme is long dead due to overuse, then she decides to embrace it and start joking around? Too late to save face, my guy. Should have struck when the iron was piping hot (and it was hot for a few months too) and played along with the meme early. Cause her initial reaction to the meme just enforced that she's truly a thin-skinned individual.

[abouquetofdaylillies]

i live for ur modern aus i need more pls

Thank you! I'm currently in the process of writing a modern AU, but it's less comedic, and more of a dramatic romance. Jaime is a homicide detective and Brienne is a child welfare agent and she's pulled into the murder investigation of one of client's mothers.

I'm also making plans for a Western Gothic Braime fic, and a Blair Witch (kinda sorta, it'll be a ghost story but it'll take place in the Riverlands or the Whsipers can't decide) Braime fic.

But, for more modern AU headcanons, here you go:

-Jaime never obeys the speed limit, in the city or on the highway, and it stresses Brienne the HELL OUT.

-Tommen is one of those ipad kids who wears those big onesies around the house.

-Myrcella has a coquette/pink aesthetic blog that she keeps secret from the adults because a bunch of the photos are just women in pink thigh high stockings.

-Brienne loves historical romance but keeps it secret, she either reads on her phone or keeps the books hidden under her bed.

-Joffrey only wears stinky Minecraft hoodies and blackmails Myrcella by threatening to tell Cersei about her blog.

-Brienne is a big athleisure girly because she can always find peices that fit her and look good. When she starts openly dating Jaime, Cersei makes a bunch of passive aggressive posts on her Facebook and Twitter about how whorish and sloppy she thinks it is for women to wear leggings as pants.

-Jaime is constantly sending Brienne memes that are months old and she doesn't have the heart to tell him, so she's always like, "That's great sweetie :)"

-Jaime and Cersei were big on terms of endearment when they were dating, and called each other 'babe' alot. They've had several very tense and awkward moments where one of them accidently called the other 'babe' in front of Tywin.

-Jaime is still a big fan of terms of endearment when he starts dating Brienne, but calls her 'my love' instead. Brienne just calls him Jaime.

-Both Jaime and Brienne hate PDA but are very affectionate in private. If Brienne is sleeping on her stomach or back Jaime will lay on top of her like a slug until he feels like he has enough Brienne-time.

-Jaime and Brienne watch Dateline together.

-Tyrion is a huge pothead. He started using to help him with his chronic joint pain and eventually opens a head shop with Tysha, who is a ceramic artist and makes pipes that they sell in their shop. Margarey is a frequent flier in their store.

-Sansa plays tennis even though she likes track better. She thinks tennis skirts are prettier and tennis is a more refined sport.

-Jon has more friends than Robb, and often invites him to parties instead of the other way around. Robb loves parties while Jon hates them.

-Theon is hired as a waiter because he's really hot but quits because he didn't realize how much walking it takes and Ramsay the line cook always silently stares at him when he goes back into the kitchen.

-Sam and Jon become roommates after Sam gets kicked out and they host Smash bros tournaments in their apartment. They're very close friends and often get mistaken for a couple. Robb posts about how much he loves his LGBT family members on his Insta during pride month to try and be supportive and Jon thinks it's for Brynden Tully and likes it.

[hhughes]

🔖 — 𝒄𝒂𝒑𝒕𝒂𝒊𝒏 𝒔𝒆𝒙𝒚

⠀⠀╰  ꒰ 𝐩𝐚𝐢𝐫𝐢𝐧𝐠 ◞ azalea yang x quinn hughes

⠀⠀╰  ꒰ 𝐬𝐲𝐧𝐨𝐩𝐬𝐢𝐬 ◞ in which quinn cooks his girl pasta while she writes. (the ultimate dream)

⠀⠀╰  ꒰ 𝐰𝐜 ◞ 0.59K

⠀⠀╰  ꒰ 𝐚/𝐧 ◞ the first blurb we have of our third hughes couple🥹 I adore them sm already.

“what are you doing?” quinn’s voice echoes from where he was standing in front of the stove, startling azalea from her comfortable position on the couch. quinn’s lips quirk up when he looks away from his pasta boiling on the plate and glances over to his girl. she was sitting on the couch in sweats and one of his hoodies, white fuzzy socks on her feet and her glasses on the tip of her nose. her laptop open on her lap and her phone in her hand.

“nothing,” she answers quickly. too quickly and quinn frowns slightly, wondering what she’s up to. the last time she had that mischievous look on her face, he caught her sending memes of him to the family group chat.

quinn stirs his sauce in the pan, bringing the spoon up to his lips to taste it and he hisses slightly when the warm liquid burns his tongue. he pouts slightly when he hears azalea giggle from the couch, looking over to see her put her laptop on the coffee table and scuffle over to him, wrapping her arms around his waist and resting her cheek against his back.

“I don’t know if I should find it endearing or stupid that you’ve made this pasta so many times and you always make the mistake of not letting the sauce cool before tasting it,” azalea mumbles against his back and quinn turns the stove off before turning around, his hands going to azalea’s hips as he pushes her back a couple steps to the kitchen island, lifting her up so she's sitting on the counter and settling in between her legs.

“please find it endearing. you’re too hot to have a dumb boyfriend,” quinn says, tucking a strand of loose hair behind her ear as she laughs softly in response.

“is this a new shirt?” azalea asks, tugging on the blue tshirt lightly

“yeah, I went shopping with brock and petey this morning,” quinn says a little bashfully, laughing as his girlfriend gasps and hits him softly on his shoulder

“you went shopping with petey and brock? and you didn’t send me pictures? that’s rude quintin jerome. you never wanna go shopping with me,” she pouts and quinn runs his thumb over her bottom lip, pulling on it slightly.

“I went shopping with you over the weekend,” quinn reminds her, releasing her lip and cupping her cheek instead, running his thumb over her cheek in a gentle caress

“yeah but you were complaining like a grumpy old man the entire time.” she says and quinn immediately frowns

“you’ve been talking to violet too much,” he replies, knowing that’s exactly something his little brother’s girlfriend would say

“we have to do a haul. you should model them for me!” she says excitedly, moving to get off the counter and pull quinn towards the bedroom but he halts her, keeping her still on the counter by grabbing her hips

“dinner first and then I’ll model for you all you want,” quinn says, pressing a kiss to her forehead and she smiles.

“yes captain,” she teases, saluting him and quinn laughs softly, pinching her hip in response

It’s only later as they cuddle in bed after their little fashion show that quinn notices the instagram post his girlfriend had made earlier.

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azaleayang: writing while captain sexy cooks for me. aren’t I a lucky gal?🥰

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quinnhughes: i’m the lucky one❤️

daisymonroe: damn right you are

lexiedemko: @tdemko take notes 😋

tdemko: @quinnhughes why you gotta make the rest of us look bad cap? pipe down with the lover boy stuff would you

epettersson: he used to cook me that pasta😔

quinnhughes: you’re coming over for dinner tomorrow. don’t be so dramatic

violet: “the best energy” while looking like the most haunted wet rat you’ve ever seen

trevorzegras: 💀

quinnhughes: drowning both of you in the lake this summer

lukehughes: you won’t make it to the lake if you threaten my girlfriend again

user22: and we all say thank you captain sexy for keeping our queen fed so she can feed us

user13: and for inspiring our fav book boyfriends

quinnhughes: you’re welcome 😉

“captain sexy huh? You’ve jumped on the train?” quinn mumbles against her head and she grins up at him.

“It’s a well deserved title baby,” she says, patting him on the chest and quinn shakes his head slightly.

[gurggggleburgle]

I know the amount of people who overlap with lost my brain to svsss and I woke up a year later and 100% fear and hunger is a circle and just me.

But like. Guys the aus. Imagine Shang Qinghua a man making PIDW a game on my beloved (genuinely a terrible and jank asf and yet endearing) rpgmaker engine and it takes off as the hot game to rage play and meme on twitch. It's this glitchy mess that takes forever to beat and tells you Jack shit about how to play the game as you're playing it. The system is random and unfair and the dark priest is the worst character to ever have to play. And the characters writing is awful. If you stream it you have to mod out the corny romance and sex scenes that were patched in by later additions (the fandom says this outside of the challenge is the best part and SY hates it) and the only good character is Luo Binghe who may or may not just be like a crow mauler type guy.

Anyways SY is the world's biggest anti fan but he's also 100% and know everything and the thinks the dark priest is the worst character. He goes picks knight most the time. Dies and gets reborn as either the Dark Priest Role or one of the various side characters like Nosramus.

Shang Qinghua gets to be my love and good boy Cahara equivalent so he can steal Shen Yuan's blue potion and get beaten up for it later. The cheat glitches are still in the game and you can just tap on the wall for items and sanity or even characters.

Anyway I want a scene of my boys sitting down and smoking opium and screaming as they try to figure out how not to die. And Luo Binghe is like what if we kissed indirectly with the opium pipe.

SY stepping accidently on the one rusty nail that's so easy to forget if you're not careful screaming because now he needs tetanus herbs.

Binghe crow mauler transformation because omg yes. Romance the crow mauler SY. The best boy!!!!!!

Tianlang-Jun is like this hidden mini boss character thing that was still in the original engine but spawned so infrequently that people almost didn't believe it. And zhuzhi-lang is like this one enemy you can encounter who doesn't attack until provoked but will give you items if you're nice.

[theravenkin]

i know the "butch's carabiner gets caught on goth femme's fishnets" meme is making its rounds in the locked tomb fandom (as it should), but i'd like to introduce it to the blue eye samurai world

*warning: horny bullshit below the cut*

As Akemi and Taigen lean against each other at the bar, Akemi feels something pulling at the gauzy white tights she's wearing under her miniskirt. She looks down and sees that she's somehow become attached to...someone. Someone handsome. Pretty? Both?

The someone looks sharply at Akemi when they realize they're being stared at. "Excuse you," Akemi scowls. The someone scowls right back, taking Akemi aback. The someone doesn't break eye contact as they fiddle with the carabiner on their belt loop. It gets somewhat awkward as the someone realizes the carabiner isn't coming free. It's then that Taigen takes notice of the situation and stands up to puff his chest at the stranger.

"Hey, what do you think you're--" his breath hitches as the stranger's storm-blue eyes meet his, not without venom. He clears his throat. "This is my girlfriend."

"Fiance," Akemi corrects absentmindedly, taking in the stranger's lean frame, wiry with obvious muscle, and the cagey way they move. She has a strange urge to trap them, make them stop moving like they're trying to run. She supposes, staring dryly at the hardware still attached to her tights, that she has sort of trapped them, so to speak.

"Yeah, fiance. Who do you think you are, man?" The stranger raises an unimpressed eyebrow at Taigen's valiant efforts, their knife-sharp jawline flexing. Akemi catches Taigen's Adam's apple bob and a light flush spread across his face. Oh, she thinks, gears turning.

Akemi swats the stranger's still-fumbling hands away from her thigh and yanks her tights away from the hook. The tights tear with a mighty rip, revealing the smooth skin of Akemi's upper thigh to the stranger. Akemi looks up to find them eyeing the skin with very intentional blankness. When they meet Akemi's eyes, she quirks an eyebrow. "You ripped my tights," she says.

The stranger raises an eyebrow right back. They're really good at it, Akemi notices. "I ripped your tights?"

"Yeah," Taigen pipes up, "you ripped her tights? I mean, yeah, you ripped her tights." Akemi puts a firm hand on Taigen's arm without taking her eyes off of the handsome stranger.

"I think you owe me new ones," Akemi says, giving the stranger a slow once-over.

The stranger sucks their teeth. "I don't owe shit to anyone," they say, but they don't sound very convincing. Akemi smirks like a fox.

"No?" she says, faux innocent in a way that always gets her what she wants. "Not even a drink?"

"Yeah, not even a drink?" Taigen pipes up weakly. She strokes his arm and pulls him down for a kiss that startles a quiet moan out of him. She always finds it so hot when he's confused.

The stranger drags their eyes over the both of them. Then they nod gruffly at the glass between Akemi's fingers. "Vodka martini?"

Akemi sharpens her gaze. "Gin." The drink was really closer to a Vesper than anything, but this stranger didn't need to know that.

"Dry?"

"Wet."

"Dirty?"

"Extra dirty." The stranger's thin mouth, which had been set in a firm frown during the entire exchange, finally twitches with mirth.

Akemi smiles sweetly as the stranger flags down the bartender. "And scotch on the rocks for my boy, here," she says, holding the stranger's gaze as she cradles Taigen's muscled arm between her delicate hands. The stranger's eyes dip to follow Akemi's caress; they suck their teeth and meet Akemi's eyes again.

"I didn't rip his tights," they say lowly. Akemi notices that they are leaning in closer than before; she can almost feel their breath as they speak. She leans closer, speaks lower.

"But you could," she says delicately. "He'd let you." He would. Akemi could feel where he was now pressed against her back, finally caught on to what she was going for and wholly into it. As Akemi watches the stranger's resolve finally, finally crumble, her grin turns from sweet to wicked. She loves getting what she wants.

The stranger sighs harshly through their nose. "He'll have bourbon," they say, and hand the bartender their card. "Neat."

Akemi grins like a cat and hooks a manicured finger through one of the stranger's belt loops as Taigen mouths impatiently at the back of her neck. She pulls each body closer to her, running her tongue over her teeth.

"So, your place or ours?"

[noonaishere]

Music of the Heart [Jeong Yunho] - Masterlist

By: noonaishere (main blog: symphonyofmars)

Fic type: social media au / traditional

Pairing: Yunho x fem!reader

Genre: music industry setting, musician/producer, enemies to lovers, mutual pining, running from the past

Warnings: overbearing parents, verbal abuse, sexual harassment

Status: Currently updating

Updates: Thursdays and Fridays at 12pm EST

Synchronously posted with Online/Offline (any asterisked (*) chapters means they’re shared between both fics)

[intro post explaining y/n and t/n]

SYNOPSIS:

T/n has always loved music, though her experience of it wasn’t always the greatest. Forced by her parents to learn the violin - almost purely to climb the socio-economic ladder - she’s since forged her own path. She auditions at Wonderland Entertainment and becomes one of their studio musicians, but how will she deal with seeing her ex-best friend who also happens to be contracted under the company?

Also, how does t/n’s existence connect to y/n, someone she’s never met?

🎵 main cast

Chapters:

🎵 Prologue | a long time ago… in a town far, far away…

🎵 one | “local celebrity”

🎵 two | mahler

🎵 three | emperor nero

🎵 four | come meet the kids

🎵 five | duck and cover

🎵 six | his feefees were a little hurt

🎵 seven | homework

🎵 eight | give her my number

🎵 nine | canard et couverture parte deux

🎵 ten | a date?

🎵 eleven | the fight scene at the end of the count of monte cristo

🎵 twelve | we never talk

🎵 thirteen | youtube recommendations

🎵 fourteen | calendar man

🎵 fifteen | a ✨godsend✨

🎵 sixteen | no ducking nor covering

🎵 seventeen | he’s got pipes

🎵 eighteen | thinking about hats

🎵 nineteen | it is still apples

🎵 twenty | i know exactly who you are

🎵 twenty-one | busking

🎵 twenty-two | he got an audition or something

🎵 twenty-three | best friend

🎵 twenty-four | garage band

🎵 twenty-five | it’ll be worth it

🎵 twenty-six | more like “drone strike parenting”

🎵 twenty-seven | interrogation

🎵 twenty-eight | it’s over

🎵 twenty-nine | more like constipated

🎵 thirty | maybe

🎵 thirty-one | JUPiTER

🎵 thirty-two | no horses in space

🎵 thirty-three | Crom3r

🎵 thirty-four | punk rock

🎵 thirty-five | what a feeling

🎵 thirty-six | do we need a hot air balloon?

🎵 thirty-seven | gotta let the fans know

🎵 thirty-eight | i’ll bring the wine

🎵 thirty-nine | girl’s night

🎵 forty | that’s a no on the hot air balloon

🎵 forty-one | new kids

🎵 forty-two | splash fight

🎵 forty-three | a recluse and a traitor

🎵 forty-four | merch drop

🎵 forty-five | lol i’m screencapping

🎵 forty-six | do you know how to do cubes?

🎵 forty-seven | surprise modu girip baksu

🎵 forty-eight | sometimes the kickball inspires music

🎵 forty-nine | but what can you do

🎵 fifty | no need for sunglasses

🎵 fifty-one | need for sunglasses

🎵 fifty-two | D-Day

🎵 fifty-three | best friends forever

🎵 fifty-four | mission update

🎵 fifty-five | miss me?

🎵 fifty-six | that was really weird and I hated it

🎵 fifty-seven | good point

🎵 fifty-eight | the great outdoors

🎵 fifty-nine | please don’t use memes of yourself

🎵 sixty | ballad mashup with choi jongho!

🎵 sixty-one | scandal??

🎵 sixty-two | two giants

🎵 sixty-three | you really *are* a capitalist

🎵 sixty-four | benevolence and beef

🎵 sixty-five | lyrical content

🎵 sixty-six | principles

🎵 sixty-seven | well?

🎵 sixty-eight | can’t sleep

🎵 sixty-nine | what’d you say?

🎵 seventy | looking for an Ans:wer

🎵 seventy-one | whirlwind

🎵 seventy-two | she’s a me

🎵 seventy-three | solving problems

🎵 seventy-four | the great (less confined) indoors

🎵 seventy-five | pedagogy

🎵 seventy-six | going for a walk

🎵 seventy-seven* | WHAT?

🎵 seventy-eight | misc

🎵 seventy-nine | where the hell are you

🎵 eighty | chauffeur

🎵 eighty-one | public breakup

🎵 eighty-two | somewhere nice

🎵 eighty-three | the start of an apology

🎵 eighty-four | meeting ONiiX

🎵 eighty-five | sting operation

🎵 eighty-six | hack behavior

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🎵 one hundred and fourteen* |

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Epilogue 1

Epilogue 2

Epilogue 3

Epilogue 4

Epilogue 5

Send an ask or leave a comment if you want to be added to the tag list! 🎵

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[changbinsboiledegg]

PLEASE I loved your bsf skz reactions and now I want to request head canons for skz as your internet friends? - 👽

F is for friends these days, it seems. Also, I'm so happy you loved them! ILYT. 💜💜💜🫶🫶🫶

Warnings: Swearing.

Note: I liked coming up with these head canons, I hope you guys enjoy them as much as I did! :)

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Chan

Where you met? Anywhere. He’s probably had you as a mutual for months prior. How do you know he’s not your moot now? Eh?

Now, he says he’s always watching, but baby so am I. That doesn’t scare me.

Okay, seriously. I see him as the type that frequently checks up on you. Just wants to hear from you and about you. Whether you’re happy or sad— Especially when you’re sad, he seems like the type to listen and offer advice, so that’s nice.

Probably doesn’t text much but y’all know why. Man’s in the studio.

The type to send good morning/night texts. Chan strikes me as the person to text you at the ass crack of dawn with a “Good morning! :D” and whole time you’re passed out like a non-idol human would be. (joking. anyone can be awake at ungodly hours)

Probably sends out-of-pocket posts stays make because some of y’all have no fears. Be real, he probably already does this in the gc. If not him, then I’m betting at least Felix.

“Why are they like this?”

“Ask.”

“You ask. You're not the famous one.”

Makes sure you’re watching his lives when he does them because If you aren’t watching his lives, you’re getting tossed.

Kidding. But it would make him feel happy that you joined despite the time zone differences depending on where you are in the world, it could be the middle of the night, too early in the morning, or within the same time zone. If you aren’t watching, you better get the footnotes or something, otherwise you’ll get a message, “I see you have other friends to watch.”

Obviously as a joke, I don’t see him as the type to force people to watch him, I mean the dude barely posts, but this is a head-canon so I do sense joking/teasing if you miss a live.

Lee Know

Where you met? Fuck if I know… jk lmao, probably the Pinterest comment section. I Just feel like that’s very Minho… I won’t be elaborating further.

He would send hella pictures… Of his cats.

And of himself, but with the filters he does because I find them endearing and y/n head canon, you’re his hype person.

Remember when he blocked a stay on bubble for getting his cats name wrong?

Yeah. Tread carefully. Learn their names if you haven’t already. He probably won’t block you in this case because you’re his friend, but expect to be left on read for a while.

Fr though, if you don’t like cats, then this head-canon isn’t for you. In fact, riddle me this: How ARE you in this hypothetical situation where you are internet friends with Minho???

I see cat memes in your future. Me personally, I am a dog person. HOWEVER, I like cats too. And I see cat memes and videos because of my cat loving friends. So, if I were Minho’s friend, I would send every cat related post I see. As should you, in this situation.

Obviously, he would do the same too.

I also feel like he’s the type to send a video of something you would be envious of and caption it with, “bet you wish that were you HAHA.”

I once had a dream Minho kept asking what the names of certain songs were, so I’m rolling with it. The man would use you as a human shazam. Hope you can guess the song by the first second. <3

OH imagine spilling tea with Minho. He would be all here for the drama you have to offer, granted that it doesn’t involve him at least.

And of course, not in a way to get himself involved in other people’s drama but everyone who sits similarly to Minho has loved hearing some piping hot tea.

I will not elaborate further on why by the way. All I’m saying is, anyone I’ve met who has the same sitting mannerism as Minho has never passed up the opportunity to hear some tea.

Changbin

Where you met? Part of me wants to say Instagram. And part of me wants to say twitter. Take your pick.

(My fault, ‘X’ 🤪😒)

Listen,,, basing this on bubble, this mf used to spam my shit. Whether it was about his work out or what he ate or just random photos/ voice messages. He. spammed. my. SHIT.

He spams!!!!

Also, y’all saw how fast he answered TXT’s Yeonjun’s call?

Yeah. I see him as a ‘call me’ type of dude. Lmao. I think he prefers calls because he likes to hear your voice and it makes him feel more connected to you.

I feel like he would also listen to your problems. Make sure you’re okay, eating well, especially if you were having a bad day/night/etc. Like Chan.

And if y’all are his friend, you better do the same or you’ll get thrown. (by me &lt;3)

Come on y’all are breaking my heart, y’all know he doesn’t like doing anything alone, he likes being around someone or talking to someone and you’d be the first person he’d talk to when he’s particularly excited or intrigued about something.

He’ll always wanna chat with you or even stay up with you on a call because you or he couldn’t sleep and I’m not saying this because I’m biased, STOP. I’m gonna get out of here before I cry.

Chan, if you see this, since you’re ‘always watching’, tell Changbin to reject me already. Like actually cause I’m down astronomically bad for this man.

Hyunjin

Hyunjinnnnnnn sweetie, you’re up.

A whole sweetheart.

Where y’all met? Instagram. Hands down. Fight me, bite me, whatever. I stand by this.

He’d send pictures of his art before he posts because he wants to show you. :,)

He would be fun to talk to. Like if you say something funny or send something funny, I bet he would smile at his phone and earn suspicious looks from the others or be teased.

Hyunjin strikes me as the type of friend that would send you links or screenshots when you have a question or when you need help with something neither of you have the knowledge of.

Or if you list your symptoms when you’re not feeling well? The sweetie plugs them into google.

Turns out you’ve been dead for the past five years.

Similar to Minho, expect random pictures of Kkami. On topic, off topic, before you wake up, when you wake up, or when you’re sad.

And any pictures you send to him, whether it’s of yourself, the scenery, your own pets— I’m positive he’d love to see the world through your eyes. <3

Lmao I remember this one dream I had where Hyunjin kept taking photos of me so they could be used on a wanted poster for the authorities to find me easier.

…

Point of that was, I think he would take hella candid's of you if/when y’all meet up one day. And trust me, that day is about to be the most fun day you’ll have.

Prepare to explore, try new things… Or do the same things but together. Your pick.

Han

Where you met? Online video game OR YouTube comment section. Fight me, bite me, whatever part 2, I stand by my head canons unless you present me with a VERY good argument.

In the most RESPECTFUL way possible, I feel like he leaves you on delivered for days on end… Accidentally ofc. It’s an introvert thing.

Another introvert thing, he’s probably not into calls. However, when y’all call, I bet it would be hella fun. If you’re a gamer? Y’all bet it’s all comms in whatever multiplayer video game you decide to play.

Even if you aren’t a gamer, you are now. Unless you want to meet him in the comment section of a random YouTube video.

This is slowly turning into a gamer boy head canon but dude, I feel like he’s pretty quiet when gaming online because he’s focusing but then depending on the game, he’ll scream at random and you’ll rip your headset off because he startled you.

“I forgot you were still in the game.”

“I forgot you were still in the call.”

If it’s a horror game, I can already see you with your headset off and just hearing the chat from a speaker or something, otherwise you’ll wake up the next day with the same hearing you get after being front row at a concert near the speakers.

And if you jump easily or get scared easily to the point where you also scream, best believe Jisung isn’t taking chances either.

Anyways, I know I said he would leave you on delivered for days but like Hyunjin, talking to him would be hella fun. I mean, the man is one of the funniest idols in my opinion.

And for free too?

Just know you’ll be laughing so hard you enter a different plane of reality.

You would have the friendship where if one of you are sad or needs to vent, you’ll drop everything to be there to listen. Doesn’t matter if you’re busy or in a vastly different mood, it’s all ears.

Fighting the urge to not put ‘he would listen’ for every member but I genuinely do believe they would LISTEN.

Jisung seems like the type to send voice messages rather than texts. I KNOW y’all remember that one voice message he sent.

Before I move on; Anime nights with him. Just you two on a call watching the same anime and syncing up the times so neither of you are ahead or behind. :]

Felix

Where you met? Probably TikTok. Bet.

Let me set the scene: You’re scrolling on TikTok when you see a TikTok of Felix. You comment on it. Boom, internet friendship has blossomed.

He would send you TikTok's, reels, or shorts. Whatever the man finds funny tbh. It doesn’t matter if YOU find it funny. If he finds it funny, he’s sending it. Now, he would send videos or memes that reminds him of you and ones he knows you would find funny, but the majority? Buckle up.

Bet he would probably get lost in it all and you’ll open your phone to see the ‘57 new messages’ banner. lmao.

“FELIX??? 57???”

‘3 new messages’

“Oh, my bad.”

And then you probably spend nearly an hour trying to watch all of the TikTok's he sends because they are funny. The man has taste.

Danceracha pun intended.

Anyways, it goes both ways too. I did not intend to make Felix sound like a TikTok addict. LMAO I meant… Whatever, y’all know what I meant.

OH expect recipes and pictures of his work in the kitchen. Expect to read mini reviews about his thoughts on these dishes.

I can see you both having the type of friendship where you can freely roast each other and not have your feelings hurt because you know in the end, it’s jokes about you’d both defend each other if anyone else roasted you like that.

Maybe nicknames that sound hurtful to a third party but are actually terms of endearment/ inside jokes between the two of you.

Seungmin

I think it’s funny that every crack edit/ snapchat meme AU I see, Seungmin is the one that sends ‘streaks’ snapchats and it gets me every time so I’m going to keep that going here.

Where you met? Wrong number situation but then you move to snapchat every so often.

“We have an ⌛.”

“LET’S PLAY 8 BALL!”

“WE STILL HAVE AN HOURGLASS.”

… A few seconds later, you get a message indicating it’s your turn on 8 ball.

No but Seungmin is such a sweetie, idc what y’all have to say about that. I see him as the type to watch/read/do something just because you like it and want someone to talk about it to.

Even if he isn’t particularly interested, he just wants to talk with you more, even if it means treading into territories he swore not to.

Back to snapchat… Or any social media, anything you post, he’s usually always the first person to see it. Unintentionally, but hey, you’re the one posting at the same time he decides to come online.

Always so happy when you message him, letting him know you’ve preordered their albums or even just watched/listened to their comebacks. Your support means a lot to him and he hopes to/is as supportive to you in the things you choose to pursue.

Even hobbies, he doesn’t judge.

I also think he, like Felix, has the ‘roast each other without consequences’ dynamic.

Seungmin loving train does not STOP and I hope y’all choo choo the fuck out of the way if you’re gonna disagree.

I.N

Where you met? Haha, he actually met you irl first and because he was only in the area for a day, you swapped info and now you have a time zone separating you.

Luckily, he didn’t text you once and then became another follower!

I feel like he’s the chaotic internet friend. If you’ve been on the internet long enough, I know you’ve had one.

Y’all probably think it’s Jisung that would have this title, and it probably is, but Jeongin??

For example, Y’all remember that one live he did where he drank hella energy drinks & 3racha was in the states?

Yeah. Unsupervised time go brrrr. Okay? and you’re the one that hears about it first hand because he’s doing chaotic shit over video calls or texting messages and you can’t do anything.

He knows you can’t.

“Hey :)” - “Guess what?”

“God damnit.”

“I bought four giant bags of sugar.”

“wHAT ARE YOU GOING TO DO WITH FOUR GIANT BAGS OF SUGAR?????”

He likes to joke with you a lot. For example, he was kidding about having four giant bags of sugar.

But your reaction was funny to him, therefore he will keep joking around like this because he loves your reactions and he loves that you haven’t blocked him for giving you so much grief.

[ndostairlyrium]

🧠👀🧸 for Ankh c:

Weee thank you so much!! 💛🙏

🧠 What is your OC most mentally attractive attribute?

I would say her thirst for knowledge. It's both a passion, something she could use for personal growth, and a weapon she could draw for less ethical purposes

👀 Does your OC believe they are attractive? Do they use that for their advantage?

Yes, and yes. She knows she's not conventionally attractive but more like someone that other people would look at and say "oh, I get why you like her". And she can work with that. Her beauty resides in her social and mental skills, after all. Girl scores all the time with just a couple of well placed compliments. It's enraging!

🧸 Into public displays of affection or are they more reserved?

PDA. Absolutely PDA! She could wrap herself on her friends as if she was ivy munching on a tree. The only problem is that nobody wants it << the poor kid is locked inside a room full of the least physical people in the whole Thedas

Piping Hot OC Asks

[strawberrysugasoba]

update i am on 100.5 and i personally don’t think i’d be able to handle going through all this shit in 2018. just could not be me, i would be unhinged, feral, rip me out the cage- 100.5?! are we serious right now. to leave on that note with that weird ass episode, it’s a mid season break- who posts on a mid season break? that’s when you update your socials but genuinely these guys go crazy. rustyquillgamingpodcast i am coming for you. when i find friends who are committed to letting their freak fly and role play i will be you. can’t want to listen and fall asleep to that but i can’t because i still have to finish tma. do not get me wrong i love love love the special, but i would loose it in 2018!! and the winners of the rusty fear’s competition congrats those stories were scrumdilyisous i love that, but what is going on at the archives guys :0! i have so many thoughts on that as well because so much has happened, and i came in so blind.

i literally had no clue, not even an inkling as to what tma was about except for some pinterest meme mentionings when i was in a deep welcome to nightvale phase. since then i’ve tried to keep spoilers to a minimum but i love drawing so i was looking for inspo on pinterest.

does tim get better? is he cured of his contain of being an asshole? i thought they were all friends before (kind sorta) all that weird shit was going on which makes me also wonder why jon’s always dogging on martin. aren’t those two supposed to be in love, don’t they confess and get married in the institute and have freak babies? idk what’s going on with them. but sasha is really just dead, and the two sasha thing only lasted a season? i felt like it would have ate to draw that out more. and then elias is hot, i love psychopaths (not really, maybe, this is just jokes!!), yes you slay that man with a pipe. trap innocent people into being a part of your cult. serve cunt and don’t get your hands dirty, i love you. and jon, please get it tf together. i thought we were much stronger than this. i held out hope you’d be chill and just rolled with the punches but you’re a pussy jon. jon you’re a pussy and i need you doing more statements because martin is too pathetic at the end! i do love martin though, you stand up for your potential love interest and say fuck you to dickhead (the most sensible guy around) tim. lastly what is with all the jurgen leitner hate? i love him, he just wanted experience shit bro let the man live. i used to make potions in my bathroom so if you want to play pretend monster and have a book collection go ahead. like my guy is chill asf.

i feel like i’ve ranted enough but i feel bad for the people who experienced this as it was coming out. y’all would have had to lock me up!!