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Watching videos about people going to LARP events and experiencing levels of yearning not even an ancient greek poet could fathom
#https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eR-VpYLggAE#<- THERE'S THIS SUPERHERO SCHOOL ONE CALLED MARKED AND. OUGHH THAT LAVENDER HAIR#AND THE PARTS WHERE SHE JUST. HAS MUSIC PLAYING AS SHE WALKS IN#https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YZdnz0r9wEE#https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bW6EYmRX7wk#<- THERE'S THESE VIDEOS ABOUT A POST APOCALYPSE THEMED ONE CALLED WASTELAND#https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Tiej42Ntd1o#<- THERE'S PLENTY OF FANTASY ONES#I NEED TO OVERCOME MY ANXIETY AND INDECISION AND SELF-CONSCIOUSNESS I NEED TO IMMERSE MYSELF#I CRAVE BANTER I CRAVE GOING ON ADVENTURES AND BUILDING STORIES AND CONNECTING WITH PEOPLE#THAT POST I REBLOGGED ABOUT MANGOES? THE HUMAN EXPERIENCE IS THE DELECTABLE SUN-KISSED SUMMER FRUIT#I REACH FOR IT I TASTE IT I FEEL THE FRUIT JUICE DRIPPING DOWN MY CHIN. GODDDDDDD#i NEED to become a cutesy spring-aligned faun with blue fur and a flower crown who brews potions#last night i was pacing the kitchen daydreaming that i was playing a guardsman singing my heart out to i need a hero after a long day#AND JUST. RENFAIRES AND COSPLAY AND DRESSING UP AND BEING WHIMSICAL IN GENERAL. PLEASEEEEEE#WHEN I DESIGN OUTFITS FOR REMY AND RECREATE THEM IRL IT'S OVER FOR YALL#WHEN I COSPLAY A MONSTER HUNTER AND THE ONCELER AND A TECH PRIEST AND BUCKSHOT ARTIC IT'S SO OVER FOR YALL!!!!!!#my nonsense
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Allegedly Rhaenyra will carry a sword starting next season and it's per Emma D'Arcy's request? Quote from them in a recent interview:
“All the men in the show don’t have to worry about where they put their hands because they’re constantly holding the pommel of their sword. That obviously sounds like innuendo and you can do with that what you will but that is true. And all the rest of us are going, 'Where do we put our f—king hands?' Anyway, next year one hand is going to be taken care of. That’s what I want. I want a sword and I’ve been really clear about that with Ryan and I think that’s happening.”
While I understand that yes! Wouldn't it be cool for a female character to carry a sword and be a warrior queen and fight to change the world? Hell yeah! But is this Rhaenyra's character as it fits into the narrative of the story and universe in which she lives? Absolutely not, never was, and it diminishes the story to alter it so significantly yet again.
And for what? Is the creative team really so clueless about what to do for the writing that they're letting the actors run the show again, just like they've done in the past, including the Mysaria kiss that was never mentioned again and led to nothing? It's very clear that everyone in the creative team has fundamentally incorrect views about this story, it's characters, and the world it's set in.
The failures of this adaptation continue to truly astound and disappoint me in ways I did not think were possible.
#they are extremely talented and have plenty to offer characters#but the version of this story that now exists is so completely removed from its reality it is truly insane#anti hotd#hotd critical#let me be clear I would love a story that subverts certain fantasy roles and archetypes and expectations#oh wait that's asoiaf#but actually tho like strong women and queer rep?#oh wait also asoiaf#and then hotd just erased the ones really there and made their own but worse#damn
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what's weird about the fantasy high drama is that like. it seems to me like people forget d&d is primarily a) a game you play with your friends and also b) luck based.
I mean it's fine to say that "nothing felt like a challenge" and "they just dominated everything and there weren't any stakes" but like. it's not as if they weren't up against huge threats. they lost the mall fight. the last stand was an onslaught of enemies. they fought a dozen dragons from an airship. the fights were hard. they're just really good. they've had very good dice luck in general this season and are all very high level and highly specialized. fig is gonna beat deception and performance checks. adaine's gonna figure out the arcana. riz is gonna succeed investigations. like. for some reason their strategical competence and wisely picked abilities are. a downside? a disappointment?
the thing about d&d that you need to remember is it's first and foremost a game. it's mostly random and it takes you down weird paths and you're playing to have fun with your friends. the dice are literally telling the story that it's their time, it's their year. they've struggled enough. they've trained enough. they're good at what they do. and in my post about the academic/domestic/personal stressors being the focus, d&d doesn't have any other system to work them out than rolling different skills. that's what d&d is. brennan set specific challenge levels for different tasks and the players strategized to prioritize which abilities they were strongest in. the challenges were there. and the players rose to them. they were both smart in their delegation of responsibilities and lucky with their dice rolls. of which, both are foundations of d&d.
don't mistake them being good players and getting lucky with there being no hardship. just because they smashed through the wall, that doesn't mean the wall wasn't strong. they were just stronger.
#i know some people are disappointed from a storytelling perspective. but you have to understand.#what was brennan supposed to do. he threw things at them both at and above their challenge level#he created a whole system to simulate academic and person goals and stress throughout the year#he gave them plenty of chances to fail#he set DCs high.#the players just knocked it out of the park#you can't tell any story but the ones the dice want you to#if he had manufactured more danger or difficulty where there was none it would have felt cheap#and do you not remember the night yorb fight#like. the whole point of the year was that it wasn't hard. it just never stopped#they can do it they're capable they're smart. but the hustle and the stress and the fighting and the working never ends#that's why nothing 'had stakes' or 'felt challenging'#it's the slog that gets you. it's how long you're willing to keep going.#how much life can break you almost to your last breath but you get through it and you keep going anyway#but. i digress.#and i say all this with complete and total respect to other people's opinions#i feel no hate and wish no bad feelings on anyone who disagrees with this!#it's just my personal view on the whole thing#sorry if im being annoying i just have. opinions.#fantasy high#d20#dimension 20#fhjy
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bunter keeping peter from being swallowed up by an evil bog with the kind of hysterical strength otherwise only known by mothers deadlifting cars to save their tender babes is something that can actually be so personal
#lord peter wimsey#mervyn bunter#so jigencore of him honestly. if lupin or peter were inside a irrevocably burning house jigen and bunter would be running#directly and determinedly into the fire to get to their personal Little Guy and that's just the way it is#with the slight distinction that I think bunter might genuinely and uncomplicatedly be *gentle gasp* straight (??? listen i KNOW)#I'm only just about to start book 3 so my opinion is by no means conclusive or comprehensive of course. but those are my vibes#you know how rarely and hesitantly I bestow the 'heterosexual' headcanon upon a beloved blorbo but I think this is one such situation#his attachment and devotion to his silly lil guy seems to come from some far deeper and less readily explicable source#than any such humdrum motives as human sexuality or romantic feeling however sincere could account for lol#it's not exactly parental but sometimes it feels like peter has two moms. his mom. and bunter who actually does most of the mom stuff lol#(or arguably also the wife stuff if we start to look uncomfortably deeply into the overlapping roles in traditional gender politics)#also wrapped up soooo much class stuff and the politics of caretaking physical AND emotional inherent in that#don't worry tho I am seeing rampant queercoding in plenty of other places lol (can we TALK about parker marrying peter's sister.#like ok king. I'm sure that means nothing. also everything about sir impey biggs. what a delight of a character I'm obsessed with him)#(one thing I really noted in clouds of witness is that denver's valet doesn't note Anything about his employer's mail or general mood#can you IMAGINE for even a second bunter not being on top of all of peter's correspondence. not attuned to his emotional state#or interested in his well-being at any moment in time. no you cannot. that is a thing that just would not happen.#I suppose denver does not have the sheer pathetic sad wet cat energy peter has that awakens the protective instinct in people lmao#I jest but I do have deeper thoughts about for all the fantasy of financial independence and freedom from worry he represents#wimsey is right from the getgo a character defined by his vulnerability and interconnectedness -- in being dependent#on the people in his life to help him manage his mental health. he is so fundamentally not a lone detective he's so deeply entrenched#in a social and societal context right from the beginning!!! he seems lonely in many ways but he NEEDS people around him#in a way and with a urgent fragility I feel is rare in the genre and with the tropes at play. and bunter#is in many ways the emotional center of that here in the early days. he keeps peter's world together more than anyone. fascinating stuff#(peter holding on to parker's trenchcoat at the end of whose body hit me so tenderly right behind the ribs my god)
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My Most Controversial D20 Fandom Hot Take
Shipping Riz and Fabian misses the point of the thing with Baron. They're friends, and that friendship is valuable/important to both of them, but it's very much not sexual or romantic in the allo sense.
Riz is on some unlabeled part of the ace and/or aro spectra, and ignoring that is really annoying.
#d20#dimension 20#riz gukgak#asexuality#aromantic#fandom#seriously there are plenty of other characters that kiss in Fantasy High#Fantasy High#just let us have this one whose CANONICAL worst fear is being “left behind” as his friends get into dating and romance#baron from the baronies
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"You know I'll forgive all the secret keeping if you make me your first child's godmother." Lyse grinned as the couple got extraordinarily uncomfortable. Just a little revenge for nearly an entire year of hiding the truth of their relationship.
"Lyse, the rest of the world doesn't even know we're together. We're not thinking about children!" Riona was starting to regret not telling her best friend when they got married.
"Oh I don't think it's going to take that long."
"Commander Hext, please. Let us not get ahead of ourselves..."
Alisaie bit her tongue. She couldn't believe she hadn't thought to ask first. Well, maybe she could be the second child's godmother.
#ffxiv#final fantasy xiv#aymeric de borel#riona kaeleer#alisaie leveilleur#lyse hext#don't worry Alisaie#there will be plenty of godparent positions available for the triplets#one of these days I'm going to finish this post Ultima Thule recovery relationship reveal piece#one day#why is it so hard to find a night gown/dressing gown mod that is basic sleepwear?#that's not even a nightgown but I needed some plain comfortable clothing to put her in while she's mostly bedridden from her injuries#ffxiv gpose#ffxiv wol#au ra wol#wolmeric#au ra xaela#aymeric x wol#endwalker spoilers#kinda sorta
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It's gotta be Crowley taking off his own glasses next time, OR possibly directly instructing Aziraphale to take them off.
Since their removal is symbolic of Crowley's vulnerability, it would be very powerful to see him make the choice to remove them again.
It would also represent, without the need for dialogue, a healing in their relationship, since during Season 2, Aziraphale's well-intended attempts at being an "us" ended up violating some boundaries. If he waits for Crowley to "let him in" again and Crowley does, that is strong, positive symbolism.
#good omens#this is not a criticism of anyone's fantasy or fic#I've read plenty of great fic where Aziraphale is the one to take the glasses off#and anyway sometimes it is just Not That Deep#but technically I do have an Opinion here#good omens 2 spoilers#go s2 spoilers#also the original 'Crowley should be the one to take off his glasses' is not my thought. I read it somewhere years ago
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I'm convinced there isn't a single woodcutter strangeling in this game
#ive found over thirty of the fuckers and i cant find a damn one#plenty of artists and paladins and mercs#but zero woodcutters#ive even found two more miners#this is getting silly#if i get one more cook im gonna scream#fantasy life i
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Now that the trilogy is complete...
Feel free to add why in the tags c:
#the first one will always have a special place in my heart#partly bc i love Magical Winter in stories#so the aesthetic of the Ljosland Folk and their world is very beautiful to me#but also bc its the humble beginnings#its Emily learning that shes worthy and capable of love#and that slightly selfish motivations dont erase the good she puts into the world#that scene where the villagers call her family and she seems like she might cry? thats everything#not to say its perfect and there are plenty of things i love about the others too#but i like it ^^#emily wilde#wendell bambleby#emily wilde series#emily wilde’s encyclopaedia of faeries#emily wilde's map of the otherlands#emily wilde's compendium of lost tales#eweof#heather fawcett#cozy fantasy#romantasy#fantasy books#bookblr#book polls#chill.faerie speaks
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Starting to think the people who "defend" the jedi order with "they're space buddhist!" don't actually know much about buddhism
#look guys just bc its based on an eastern religion doesnt mean its exempt from problems#buddhism has had plenty of problematic turns thru internal and external pressures#its not wrong to criticize it let alone a western fantasy version of it#also the jedi order isnt even a one-to-one with buddhism??#if the jedi are the equivalent of buddhists and george based it on samurai films#guess what there were warrior monks in japan! they were buddhist! THEYRE PRETTY KNOWN FOR BEING TERRIBLE BUDDHISTS#star wars#babble
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My son he is sick
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#I had plenty of lyric captions for this but this one just made me burst out laughing#BIG HANDSW!!!!!!#razz doodles#my art#fanart#traditional art#thunderbolt fantasy#tbf#azibelpher#azibelpher tbf#lang wu yao
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Confesssion: Hephaistos in the front, Lahabrea in the back, and me in between spinning around like a rotisserie chicken.
#dirty ffxiv confessions#ffxiv#final fantasy xiv#lahabrea#hephaistos#ffxiv lahabrea#ffxiv hephaistos#did you know there was no rotisserie chicken emoji? i wanted to copy and paste plenty on this one but couldn't. sad! - g
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Ace people making silly posts about how they didn’t get allos during the peak of ace discourse were not in fact being homophobic (especially not the teenagers). You try feeling alienated from every community and not making some jokes about how it’s actually everyone else who is weird
#we weren’t welcome in lgbt+ spaces and we certainly weren’t welcome in cishet spaces#and yes that applies to aces who were otherwise lgbt+ too#ace discourse#(I of course am not lgbt+ even though I am also aro because aromantic people don’t exist)#(that’s a joke based on something aphobes said to us)#(I believe in aromantic people because I am one)#also asserting only ace people were participating in the ‘uwu smol bean’ culture is kinda aphobic#I was reading a lot of grimdark fantasy at the time I certainly weren’t involved in that#and I’m sure plenty of allos were#because that has fucking nothing to do with your sexuality
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(one of) the most frustrating parts about the portrayal of drow society is that it wants to create Reverse Sexism without uncoupling itself from some. pretty foundational patriarchal ideas. it ascribes to the (tired, essentialist) notion that men are inherently good at certain things, and women are inherently suited for different things
but rather than the basic subversion of “women are warriors and men are the homemakers” or even early feminist thought experiments like “traditionally ‘women’s priorities’ are given importance over ‘men’s’ (ie things are governed by council, importance is placed on childrearing, etc)”, menzoberranzan is “this society still holds to patriarchal values and women are not as good at these things which is why it’s demonstrably worse”.
the biggest tell is that they have to control the male population to maintain female dominance, the implication being that in a fair fight, men would easily overpower them. it assumes the misogynist ideas as fact that “women are inherently weaker” and also “women are duplicitous” so the drow fighting style is based on stealth and sabotage rather than “”honorable”” face- to-face combat (letting lie also the assumption that the only avenue for ambition is through military violence, and therefore still making it so that they are reliant on men, even as disposable shock troops, for their success).
the only things that keep women in charge are by stacking the numbers on a systematic level, and through sexual domination on the individual level (because clearly the only real power a woman can have over men is her sexuality).
it is a society where “men act like men” but women don’t act like women; it is evil because an act of god created an aberration against the “natural order” of things, and there is no one to tend the hearth (because if the women won’t do it, no one will)
#there’s just. so much to unpack#call me old fashioned but i think. if you’re trying to subvert something you should first understand how it actually works#now this is also mostly based off of what i read from the first couple drizzt novels and old lore on the wiki so like#it’s possible that they’ve tried to do a spit-polish retcon in 5e#but every time they’ve tried to do that with other things i feel like they also misunderstood the real issue so#either way i don’t have a lot of faith that this would have fundamentally changed#it’s probably just something like ‘yep we acknowledge it’s problematic but that’s bc lolth is eeeeevil so it’s supposed to be bad’#like i’m gonna be honest. i roll my eyes whenever Any fantasy society spends time codifying gender roles in this kind of way#there’s plenty of other races that are like ‘men are warriors and women are homemakers but both are equally important so it’s not sexist!!!#like they’re not just reinventing the wheel of victorian Separate Spheres#but what gets me about this one is how clear it feels that no one thought deeply about it#‘a matriarchy is when women act like men’#i have no source for this but it FEELS like it originated as a reactionary response to second wave feminism#‘women can do the same things men can do?? we should let them in positions of power??#this is what that looks like. checkmate feminists’#honestly i have learned a lot more about the way men think about women from fantasy bc#it rly shows their asses when you’re ostensibly removed from the world we live in#and the things they place importance on#mine#dnd
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pretty sure the restriction on streaming certain parts of the game is during early access as it mentions early access in the same paragraph
but im seeing some people think there wont be a lift of this rule....it seems kinda silly not to
even then i doubt people would continue to listen
#fantasy life#reminds me of the fact that ur not supposed to show certain parts of hatos story#i dont even know if thats still a thing but i know no one listens bc that game has been live blogged and such to completion plenty of time#everyone look out for that profesa guy or w/e his name is
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I have very little care for if a person is "good" or "bad" as long as they do good things tbh. I dont care that youre thinking up 100 ways to kill a man rn as long as you choose to act kindly in real life. Well maybe i just wish this was how everyone approached morality and essence or whatever because i am talking about myself
#i can recognize when i have intrusive thoughts and when i just have regular thoughts and um#well#i dont actually act on either of course but i really cant say a lot of the violent destructive ones are intrusive#im chill with them. i indulge in the fantasy sometimes#in real life i get called 'a girl with no evil bone in her body' which i think is funny. there are plenty of evil bones in my body#i just keep them inside and unless we're close irls you will not see my skeleton
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