#<- guy who is about to explode

[remxedmoon]

save me bonnie isat… bonnie isat… save me…

woah what!!! isat fanart with color??? preposterous. greyscaled versions under the cut!! (and also the last doodle without the crusty old drawing next to it!! incase you want to use it for anything)

anyways. uh. scampers away like a little rat

[poorly-drawn-mdzs]

Hey now, Let her cook!

[cameforstuff]

Hate Mail

Stan had gotten used to reading and replying to piles of mail in a day, slowed by carefully deciphering the messy crayon so he could give the best response. It would usually take him several minutes to think of the perfect doodle to slip in with it. Sometimes he would scrap it several times before he was happy with the result.

His last letter was from a little girl from California asking if it could rain soda she poured it into the ocean. He’d written a polite answer explaining that it would be bad for the sea animals, and a simple experiment she could do with evaporation instead. After a bit of thought he drew Dr. Pine sitting a a table chatting with a sea turtle in purple crayon at the bottom. He was almost glad he had not improved his drawing skills since he was twelve. 

The next letter shocked him a bit. He almost set it aside when he saw it, thinking a bill had been slipped with the fan letters. Yet there on the front, in almost obnoxious cursive, was the typical address to Dr. Pine. There was no return address.

Another odd thing about the letter was just how carefully it had been put together. The wording straight and the envelope closed seemingly perfectly. Yet the bottom corner was scrunched like the writer had been holding it like their life depended on it. Stan opened the letter, to his surprise there was two. 

The first was like any letter from a kid, slightly messy handwriting gushing about their favorite part of the last episode. The ‘Tate Mcgucket’ seemed to really enjoy them discussing the lake’s food web and listed a few of his favorite fish. 

The second letter however was not as kind. It listed 12 inaccuracies in the episode. Each going in lengthy detail. He could only skim it as the text shrunk to save room. The explanations were familiar in a way. Kind of like how he tried to explain things, but laced with passive aggressive remarks. Hate mail was a thing he had gotten from angsty teenagers and upset parents on occasion, but this letter felt different. It was addressed by a ‘Mr. Mystery PhD, A real one unlike yours.’ He stared at the letter for several minutes unsure of what to do with it. 

He moved back to the first letter, replying to it like any other. Drawing a Dr. Pine riding a large bass. He quickly popped open a book for references, this kid seemed like the type to appreciate the effort. Then he looked back at the other letter. A bit of annoyance now when he remembered the letter had no return address. He pinned both to a the corkboard above his desk and moved on to replying to other letters.

He decided he was going to get his reply to Tate, not only because he was determined to reply to every letter, but also to spite this ‘Mr Mystery.’ He may be right that Stan is not a real doctor, but he was a man to stubborn for his own good

______

And thus a saga of mail exchanges begins. Where? Uh I lost it in shipping, you know how mail goes.

Forgot to link the post that this is based on.

[vypridae]

also before i forget to post this heres some more dca who au doodles (au by @magicicephoenix)

[thekittyokat]

you ever just have a lot, a LOT of feelings all at once about a character and not even remotely enough words or brainpower to FORM the words to describe everything you're feeling. so it feels like you may explode. yeah

[heartorbit]

i want to know everything that makes you happy! 💫🪐🎇

[larkinna]

made a custom armor for The Blorbo :^)

they can finally be fancy hehe

[aphel1on]

watching someone fall into yi city madness is so fun i love scrolling down their blog and pinpointing the moment of inception. no one 'spirals' into it, it's like a nuclear bomb going off in your psyche, one day you're posting about something else and the next day you're obsessed

[eulaliasims]

Queer people have always been here and we always will be. Happy Pride.

[batboopp]

haha yeah batman is suchhh an asshole and he hates working with people *leans over and grabs your face* but do you remember when he went to one of his oldest best friends-who re-taught him how to be happy when he lost his happiness at a young age-for help even after she hurt him and how he was reluctant to trust but went with it anyway . do you remember when joker almost killed her and he felt so so horrible and worthless as he saw another loved one die at his feet. do you remember how he sat by her anxiously and watched over her all night until she woke up again. do you remember how he made sure her and her clothes were clean and warm and repaired. do you

[corviiids]

ok but . . . . . . . Could YOU be kira and win?!

based on how light formulated kira, it's impossible for kira to win. kira's 'new world' has no win condition - light never cleanly defines what criteria he would need to satisfy, so the new world is inherently aspirational, because deep down, light doesn't want to win at all, he just wants to play.

social reform via mass murder, especially in the way kira formulates it but really in any way, is also not only (obviously!!!) deeply, deeply unethical, it's also just fundamentally impossible for myriad reasons. again, kira can't win.

if you found the death note in real life, i would heavily advise against using it. i personally would not use it. aside from, again, the obvious ethical ramifications, it's just too fucking risky!!! the parameters of how the note functions, the potential consequences, the rules, the terms of the 'contract' you'd enter into by using it - all of these are unclear, even if you knew about death note the series. furthermore, even if you had access to the rules, which you don't, the rules explicitly state that the shinigami don't have to explain everything to you. not even the shinigami can access all the rules (only the shinigami king). and based on the a-kira short story, the rules can change and apply retroactively at any time. even if you didn't know all that, by choosing to use it, you would be submitting yourself to all sorts of unknown supernatural and non-supernatural risks. it's just not a smart thing to do. leave that shit Alone

kira is a hubris trap. the death note is designed to appeal to all the most unstable parts of a person's psyche. it's especially good at targeting one particular vulnerability in humanity, which is that people are generally much worse at considering how they would react in a hypothetical scenario than they think they are. anyone who thinks they could succeed in using the death note, even with a better formulated plan than light yagami, is falling victim to that trap.

yes

[beastking-golion]

Who give af if the writers didn’t “confirm” jayvik, girl have you people ever shipped shit before? You gotta do the legwork yourself, being confirmed doesn’t matter. You weaken yourself on such pointless principles.

[happi-dreams]

so — i finally got around to doing a full essay blab about my au so i thought — hey! might as well post it onto tumblr too!! so wow! doing that !! :D

i’ll be rambling all about it under the cut (might not super well worded sorry <:D)

So!

WHEN EMMET IS LOST (oh no!! <:[)

The lost & found au follows the normal story at the start with Emmet making his own ship and crashing, falling to Undar of the Dryar system (a dryer..) but I didn’t like how randomly Emmet lost his ability to move in the movie so — in my version I see Emmet attempting to move himself out of there to be noticed by Finn or just get back to his world but he accidentally gets himself further in, catching onto a cobweb and being unable to move!

While he’s stuck there — the general events with Lucy and the others move on, with Lucy figuring out that the systarians aren’t actually a threat through her fight with mayhem and the wedding goes according to plan (in the real world this would just lead with Finn and Bianca making up, learning to share & being nicer to eachother!)

However, everyone else just assumes Emmet is still back at Apocalypseburg! So after staying in the Systar System for a bit, they try to fetch him and find out he actually WASN’T there — they try to find him, leading them to see the wreck of his ship with the only salvageable part of it being Planty

Likely Metalbeard or Batman assume he’s dead but Lucy rebukes it — getting very determined on finding him with the rest following suit!

Through this they form 💥💥Team SPECIAL💥💥 With them all occasionally searching to find Emmet as well as taking caring of Planty in a turn based system! — they also all took a leaf from Planty each to place somewhere on their outfit to remember/tribute Emmet and everything he’s done for them.

then they search for about 2 and a half years—

Me and my sister thought that eventually people would lose faith in Emmet actually being alive in the order of:

Metalbeard (most likely used to loss from his crew) > Batman > Unikitty > Lucy/Benny

-> Lucy because as the years pass, shes living her own life and eventually begins to date Mayhem and starts to mentally consider the fact that Emmet could well be dead by now

-> Benny because of my bias and also that, he pretty much went through something similar being trapped on a moon for whoever knows how long in the deleted scenes, which i find canon and cool! so he can probably imagine more of what Emmet could be going through trapped wherever he is

EMMET BEING FOUND (woah)

[ Eventually Emmet is found — basically through coincidence of Bianca leaning down to the ground and catching a glimpse of Emmet’s hi-ves peeking back, with her immediately shouting at Finn about it who was playing with benny when it happened ]

In the ‘play’ world this is interpreted as Benny flying his ship in a much more distant part of galaxy and catching a random spark of light on a grey planet and deciding to check it out.

I imagine Undar as a planet to be very foggy and hard to see through, With benny trudging through it to find — wow!! that’s emmet on the floor looking kinda dead!!

Benny would, rightfully, freak out and immediately get Emmet to the ship while Emmet is in this weird intermittent space of being transitioned from the real world of being under a literal dryer to this new planet.

Emmet while he was under the dryer for 2 and a half years (possibly feeling LONGER with how real time is transitioned into playtime) was mainly holding out hope for his friends but slowly got into a depressive state, however not to the point of feeling rage and complete betrayal like Rex!

(this is added by him being further in the dryer so he couldn’t see outside super often, though when he did he felt really sad :[) so it was generally a bit of a middle ground when Benny found him, not happy and full of life but not aggressive and betrayed!

Benny made sure to lay him down on maybe a medbay on the ship or something to check that he was alive and breathing and immediately went to radio the others the same info —

Eventually Emmet gets into a space of — somewhat ?? consciousness with Benny kinda hurling a lot of questions at him — I think Emmet would first assume he was dead or maybe hallucinating and tried asking where Vitruvius was, though because of being stuck in such a dusty place where NO ONE in the family CLEANS >:[ — It caused his movement and speech to be very limited and difficult, with Benny master-builderizing him a spaceship themed cane so he can try to stand, with Benny giving some exposition of what’s been happening since he was gone while they travel back home.

Benny also tries to clean the *HEAPS* of dust on this guy, maybe using one of the systarian cloths on his ship since they’re a technically ‘real’ substance when water doesn’t work (it’s not super effective)

— a bit more smaller points when they get back cause i’m not the biggest thinker so:

-> they get back and immediately Emmet gets tackled

-> Emmet quickly is whiplashed with how different everything is, it’s bright, it’s happy, it’s *colourful* — with all of his friends being completely different than their rugged personalities 3 years back!

-> As he’s trying to cope he also spots Mayhem and immediately freaks out about it, quickly being subdued by either Benny or Lucy

-> With Lucy, explaining that she’s dating mayhem now (a lot more concrete label than whatever Emmet and Lucy had—) and still wants to be super best friends with Emmet, with Emmet agreeing and quietly shoving down his emotions because of how much he is still — reeling from *everything*

Through that! Everyone starts discussing where Emmet should live for the time being with the general consensus being Benny’s place since he found Emmet and Emmet probably is the most used to him at the moment

My sister would also like it to be added that Benny’s house is : its a large spaceship that docks into a port, the big spaceship can fly but typically stays there, he has smaller spaceships docked into the larger one which he found emmet with + theres an observatory (spacetastic!!)

RECOVERY!! (wow healing !!)

They live together for probably around a month or two, with Emmet slowly regaining his movement and speech a little better (likely aided with Finn’s real world attempts to clean him) as well as Emmet getting a change of clothes with how dusty his worker clothes are (said mainly by whatevera) with it being a orange spacesuit courtesy of Benny :D

He also gets Planty back (who is in a much worse state, worn leaves even though everyone taking care of them tried everything they could to keep Planty healthy, even getting the highest quality soil!)

turns out Planty has a caffeine addiction which they find out when Emmet sips his coffee and pours a little to Planty as well , and wouldn’t you know it Planty immediately started looking better wow—

Emmet has, *alot* of difficulties recovering, with him being unable to sleep for a week when he got back (that being from him being somewhat ‘stuck’ in a toy form from being outside for so long) and then sleeping for days — as well as constant nightmares, massive jet lag, super bad appetite for a while plus a panic attack from hearing the dryer (benny threw it out the window afterwards) with Benny helping him out, mainly because he knows what all of this is since he went through it himself — trauma buddies !!

Additionally with this Emmet’s friends are being very protective over him/worry over him a lot and won’t let him do things on his own which Emmet might find a lil bothersome and / it gets in the way of his routines he wants to get back to, maybe he struggles with the idea that he can never have the same routine because everything around him is so different now!

It probably takes him a while until he can build his own house, it’s probably used as a main meeting spot for all of his friends (he might need a taller couch ,,,)

Speaking of !! Emmet’s friends (-benny) have to deal with their expectations of him, they’re not expecting him to be tough anymore (they want him to be ‘himself’ now!) but they’re still expecting him to be how he was ⅔ years ago instead of realising he’s a bit different now! And he’s not going to be the exact same Emmet they remembered!

THE SPACE CREW!!

(The penis crew yes that is indeed their name i thought it was funny—)

So after say maybe 1-2 years of just - recovery for Emmet and getting therapy sessions from a toy dolphin — plus living with Benny for that amount of time, Benny eventually recommends that he works/helps out at his space planet and meets his crew!

The said crew consisting of; Benny, Lenny, Kenny and Jenny! With them acting like a juxtaposition to Emmet’s old construction crew (Everyone there actually remembers his name and actively include him/want to hang out with him!) — of course Emmet’s also still friends with his master-builder friend-group but there’s a slight distance now, mainly because he changed and blames himself for not living up to their standards STILL (which is now, the Emmet they used to know)

I think at first, Emmet would probably be a bit nervous about it all since he’s only really *heard* about benny’s crew than meeting them but after meeting Kenny who immediately says ‘hey y’know that double decker couch idea— AWESOME :D’

I think he’d warm up pretty quickly to them all and basically becoming apart of the crew when he brings everyone’s drinks with the order being right one time!

Generally Benny’s crew think about Emmet at first being:

Kenny - Generally thinks he’s cool and probably the one running over with stuff to be repaired the *most* (<-clumsy lil guy)

Lenny - Since they all heard about Emmet when he was lost, Lenny would feel mainly sympathy and try to keep him cool

Jenny - Somewhat wary but trusts benny’s word and quickly thinks he’s cool as well after a bit

I think he’d mainly be the crew’s mechanic since he’s probably the only master builder *still* that builds with structural integrity which would be pretty useful, as well as him probably not being super comfortable being out in space because of, the obvious…

Emmet still needs to use his cane, it’s somewhat a forever thing about him but he does get better mobility and gets in a much more happier head space than before, with his new outfit being like his old construction crew one but with a little lego space emblem and some more glittery pens and stickers because this is the systar system after all (I also just think emmet likes pens :D) — as well as a lack of his name tag on his leg anymore since he doesn’t need it anymore because his friends know what his name is and yay yay yay happy times! :D

and then eventually Benny and Emmet date and be lovely and awesome but i’m bad at writing slow burn so it’s simply implied to be here !! yea !!! wahoo !!

and that’s basically my entire au !! mainly written because i’m bad at being focused on drawing !! wahoo!!!

hope this was .. at-least okay-ish to read, had no idea it’d be this long wdbhehbdyb <:]

[null-doesnothing]

big normal about this guy!

[luck-of-the-drawings]

OOH YEAH BABY ITS THE SURGERY EPISODE BABY!!! ME AND THE HOMIES NEED SOME NEW FACES FOR OUR NEW PLAN, AND WHO BETTER TO GET THE JOB DONE THAN THE TWO MOST EVIL PEOPLE WE'VE EVER HAD THE MISFORTUNE OF HAVING OUR LIVES VIOLATED BY? I MEAN IT WOULD BE FUNNY. IT WOULD BE FUNNY.

[wtfforged]

i think my jump between favs and interests wasnt too strange at all