#[Halp]

[b-valer2]

Just drop in here, 'cause I kind of like it, but I won't finish it 🐡

[theshitpostcalligrapher]

Oops Help I need a Place to Live

SO due to some wildass circumstances with our apartment owner, I woke up this morning and discovered I need to move out by the end of February

if anyone in Toronto knows of someone looking for a roommate???

Pleaaaase dm me about it

I know that it's a bit sketch looking for housing on tumblr but HEY that's how my recent roommate @unfortunatebedhead found me so it's worked out so far!

(this isn't a super emergency in the sense that I'll be homeless, I'd just need to move back in with my folks but if there are OTHER options...)

[pikaberi]

...bunch of dummies 💕

[watercubebee]

From here

[slushyseals]

Oh. Oh no.

[astarioffsimpmain]

"Gods, darling.” Astarion moaned softly, his fingers threading through your damp locks as you licked a generous stripe up the underside of his thick cock with your tongue. You took the tip into your mouth, swirling your tongue around the hole, collecting the salty precum as you went, your eyes rolling back in your head when he twitched. You never thought this was something you would enjoy, but having the handsome vampire moaning and writhing at the warmth of your mouth had you keening around his pulsing member as you sucked him further in.  “Mmph!” you cried out around Astarion’s cock as long, thick fingers pressed against your slit from behind.  “Gods above, you’re already so wet, my love.” the wizard’s voice crooned in your ear approvingly. “Does taking his cock alone truly make you this excited?”

Well.... something is happening.

[yumethefrostypanda]

The slightest bend of his arm straightens the folds of his shirt to reveal his bicep :3 Eh-hem, also, there are no/barely any folds on the shoulders and chest aka tiight, js.

[piowasthere]

"And like Jesus - he revives."

another Sams art!

been thinking of starting a lil' challange for myself to draw an art for every Sams/Laes lore ep

since i'm already on a 3 ep streak i might as well

will try not to go too hard on myself but we'll see what shall be cooked

for now - enjoy yee'all

(alt under cut)

[ep: Eclipse has Returned...ALREADY!!! in VRChat (SAMS)]

[bloomingdarkgarden]

Elain and Azriel are so hot they glitch the system.

Elain:

"Elain’s beauty was remarkable. Hers was a face that could bring kings to their knees."

"Beautiful—she’d always been the most beautiful of us."

"Elain had gone from lovely to devastatingly beautiful."

Azriel:

"Azriel was nothing short of beautiful."

"She’d always found him to be the prettiest of the three males who called themselves brothers.

"But the second male, the more classically beautiful of the two … Even the light shied from the elegant planes of his face. "

They are literally the most beautiful people in Prythian and the room is gonna burst into flames when they touch each other. Should they kiss in public idk the grass itself will catch fire. The first time they fuck one of the courts is gonna shluff into the sea, goats and chickens are gonna run mad in the streets, the gods themselves gon gnaw at the bars of their heavenly enclosure....

like mother legitimately halp us all.

[erineas]

He still gets flustered

[imperatorrrrr]

that’s not a hockey player, that’s a model

[medys-space]

*SCREAM*

[aatom87]

my favorite middle aged half-foot gremlin 🥺 ft. some sketches based off of a few fics I've been reading. ifyky~

[sunw13d]

[watercubebee]

AAAAAAAAA

Tkm Ñ server si q si

[monstersandmaw]

Oof. I am booped.