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poorly-drawn-mdzs · 1 year
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Get Their Ass.
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edorazzi · 3 months
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More Thunderbirds Are Go! With an idea I couldn't shake; Kayo being the only one qualified to escort Penny to society events and "discourage" potential suitors (while shamelessly stealing Gordon's girl)! 🌸🗡️
The boys are all cute but Scott will have half a drink then idly drop some unhinged traumatic experience into polite conversation; Virgil will start lowkey stalking the unvaccinated guests; John hasn't come out of hiding since the Charity Auction Incident™; Gordon will free the buffet crabs into the ocean before showing off "cool" x-rays from the time he broke every bone in his body; and Alan will eat too many desserts, feel ill, then end up hiding under the table to play video games. Kayo is Penny's only hope of preserving any dignity! 😮‍💨
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eyepatchoflove · 2 months
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lestat being both french and italian explains everything, because there is actually nothing wrong with him, he's just like that.
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hypewinter · 8 months
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Guys!! Okay so I love deaged plots a lot. Like A LOT a lot (I know shocker right?). Well anyway I was rotating in my brain who I could deage next when it hit me: Clockwork.
Now I know what you're thinking. "Winter, he's the ancient of time. How on earth would he get stuck as a baby?" But to that I would rebut that it is actually quite simple my friend. You see, he gets corrupted. Or more specifically, time gets corrupted. Between Superboy Prime punching a hole in reality and the speedsters constantly playing God, time quickly starts (for lack of a better term) dying off. It's like having a ball of yarn that people keep cutting or setting fire to or throwing in the mud. There's only so long it can last for.
So yeah, time and reality as we know it is barreling towards oblivion. Especially because the only one who can fix it, also happens to be so connected to it he got affected too. The only thing that saved Clockwork from the corruption that was crawling it's way up his body was temporarily severing his connection to time. This unfortunately had the effect of resetting his body to back before he was connected to time (ie when he was a newly formed being. Just barely with consciousness. Not yet with a name nor purpose).
Luckily before he did so, he left Danny with a very detailed list on how to fix everything. Starting with a family of light footed idiots who need to learn to leave well enough alone.
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vamprisms · 3 months
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why do stores assume big titty bitches don't want padding in their bra like. please
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tiger-grace · 2 months
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who let red robin out of the house like this? do his parents not love him or something??
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honeycrispjamz · 3 months
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If one of them lesbians had packed a strap for Nationals how long do you think they would have gotten into the first winter before Mari tried to make leather soup with notes of yeasty silicone
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kahlieleith · 6 months
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Red Spring Studio please let us see what Leander's shirt looks like underneath his coat the same way you showed us his full scar, we fanartist are struggling big time 😭
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fisheito · 6 months
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I know I've made my stance on the issue qUITE apparent. But just to reiterate
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strawberryteabunny · 9 months
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winter coords from a recent trip I took 🎁
My friend and I went to Staunton, Virginia (with a stop in Alexandria on the way there and back, where these pics were taken) for a short trip right before Christmas! It was a lot of fun, both towns look super cute and we went to Shenandoah National Park, Monticello, and I got to go antiquing!!
1st coord rundown:
JSK: BTSSB Milk-Chan and Snow Strawberry
Apron: handmade
Headdress: Angelic Pretty
Shoes: Cotton Candy Feet
Blouse, socks: offbrand
2nd coord rundown:
OP: IW Tartan Check
Sweater: Liz Lisa
Shoes: Cotton Candy Feet
Socks: offbrand
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the-unconquered-queen · 7 months
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unspuncreature · 7 months
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fan authors write trans guys topping challenge
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brain-rot-hour · 7 months
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Listen
It's a thing, okay?
Or it will be
I'm really really really excited
@dawnrider
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toastyguppies · 3 months
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got properly fucked the other day and it was so nice ♡♡♡ he was hitting me so deep and my legs were shaking for like an hour afterwards. afterwards he watched me jack off (i cant usually cum from internal stimulation alone) and i felt so exposed and on display. Definitely need him to come back and do that again soon 😳
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bddybby666 · 4 days
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i want a collar soooooooooo baddddddd
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tmntkiseki · 7 months
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Over time, you do start to realize how hilariously impractical a lot of the stuff with the turtles is for the sake of cool.
Like Leonardo having his swords on his back in almost every iteration looks visually appealing and does help to distinguish him from his brothers in instances where the biggest thing differentiating the turtles from one another is their weapons/gear, but as pointed out on the TV Tropes page for Batman vs Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles, it realistically would be better for him to carry his swords at his hip because without a specialized scabbard, it's almost impossible to draw a sword from one's back the way he does.
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