SOMEONE APOLOGIES-JON'ED MY LOCAL BOOKSHOP'S POST-IT WALL i'm going to get you
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I find it funny the way Jon blames himself for the apocalypse. Cause essentially what happened is that Jonah put a nuke in his lunch and he blames himself for it.
Like, imagine you got a sandwich for lunch. You’ve been looking forward to eating this sandwich for so long, you haven’t had one in weeks. Your friend got it for you from a restaurant and you are so so excited.
It looks amazing, it smells amazing, you are so excited. Then, you go to take a bite and there’s a fucking nuke in it. It explodes and kills everyone around you, except for you. Then you blame yourself.
You didn’t put that nuke in it. You didn’t know there was one there. You were just trying to eat lunch.
It was the guy from that restaurant, he put a nuke in your sandwich! And it wasn’t even like he put it in a random sandwich and you just happened to get it. No, he put it specifically in your sandwich so when you try to eat your lunch it will explode.
And you know that he put the nuke in your sandwich. Cause he wrote you a note explaining to you exactly why and how he did it. He told you it was so it would explode and kill everyone, and he told you that he put it specifically in your sandwich. And he hid the note so you would only see it after you started eating, at which point it was already too late.
And you still blame yourself. Even though you had no idea. How does that make sense?
Jon, it is not your fault there was a nuke in your sandwich
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In a safehouse in Scotland straight up opening it and by it haha well. Let's just say. The door.
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really called him the faggot devil. unbelievable.
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jonah: hello jon, apologies for the deception
jon, under his breath: this is going to ruin the tour
jonah: what tour
jon: the world tour
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Crabbie 22 Years Old Orkney
Crabbie 22 Years Old Orkney Single Malt Single Cask #Review
Crabbie 22 Years Old Orkney Single Malt Single Cask
1. What they say
A single cask 22-year-old single malt from John Crabbie & Co that was initially matured in ex-bourbon casks and finished in a hand-selected Palo Cortado cask for six months, before being bottled in November 2021.
2. Official tasting notes
Aromas of raisins, dried fruit, vanilla fudge, wild brambles and peppery smoke fill the…
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I know that "hello Jon, apologies for the deception" is like the LINE from tma 160 and for good reason it was fucking amazing. But the line that just *gets* me that i think back to all the time is this
Especially with Jons cry cackle afterwards. Like fuck everything truly did go *wrong* what a fucking banger of a final line to the season
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