If I call tonight and they don’t give me jury duty, I’ll finally go see a doctor about this (probably) sinus infection.
-Me, making a deal with god or the devil or my mom, one of those three probably
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OML I ASKED CHAT GPT TO MAKE FUN OF SOMEONE WHO LIKES TORCHWOOD AND IM DYING
Got it! Here’s a playful roast for someone who’s really into Torchwood:
"Jack Harkness is the best character ever!"
Oh, definitely—because nothing says "best character" like an immortal man who keeps getting everyone around him killed. But hey, at least he’s got that coat!
"Torchwood is better than Doctor Who."
Ah, the edgelord take. We get it, you like your sci-fi with a side of brooding and moral ambiguity. But let’s be real—without Doctor Who, Torchwood would just be a weird alien crime procedural starring that guy who peaked in 1941.
"Ianto and Jack are relationship goals."
Sure, if your relationship goal is to cry over coffee machines and date someone who’s always one bad decision away from getting you killed. Nothing says romance like impending doom!
"Season 4 wasn’t that bad!"
Wow, defending Miracle Day? That’s bold. But then again, denial is a powerful thing. Must be nice living in that alternate universe where Torchwood didn’t nosedive after Season 3.
"Gwen is such an underrated character."
Underrated? More like overrated. She’s basically the Torchwood equivalent of that one friend who somehow makes every crisis about themselves. But hey, at least she’s got a good cry-face.
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I used to read a lot of really really dark sad whump fics pretty much exclusively. Characters getting absolutely mentally and physically annihilated in the worst, most soul-crushing circumstances possible. Lots of hurt no comfort. Lots of apocalypses. Over the past five or six years, I’ve turned to reading mostly stories about characters getting dogs and having adventures with them, or growing old together, or escaping bad circumstances against all odds. Fix-it AUs. Slice-of-life fics. I’m not necessarily a happier person. I think I just value those stories more than I did. Something something the dystopia is here something something wisdom comes with age. Dykwim
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Here’s a sort of…. Prompt? Headcanon? Idea?? For Danny Phantom.
Let’s go with the,, semi-fanon idea of cores. We see the Far Frozen with ice powers, with their whole little civilization. They are ALSO the only ghosts we see that have any medical knowledge.
So what if ghosts with ice cores had healing powers? Danny is very durable, but he also (probably) has advanced healing.
Idk, it’d be a fun possibility to explore Danny ‘plays as a tank in irl superheroics 4 times out of 5’ Phantom finding out he can heal people while doing a school-mandated cpr class.
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The Doctor: You know, you can’t have a ship without rope. I dunno why. Most of it’s only there to trip you over, if you ask me. OR to let sailors show off their knots but, there we are.
This just in Ten doesn’t understand how boats work sir it would float away
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