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[pintsofguinnesmakeyoustrong]

NPMD best line deliveries

oh shit! oh fuck!! i didnt think thered be a skele'uhn here ?!? im so fucking scared of skele'uhnz!!!

dont frighten him pokey you nasssssty boy

were going to jail...and with my luck no one will even B O T H E R making me their bitch...

🐦 heyus the thing about a bãrbĕqüe...it brings folks together...from awl wawlks of laife...theyres a storhé behand everyh burrghurr...everyh kehbahhb...

but I...called God a sonofa B word...who am iaieEUGHAHuhuuuh...

[actressposts]

[ehghtyseven]

Tanger just laying it out there for all the world to hear

[doomedclockworkdotmp3]

heeyyy gaaanggg

the pose and the background of the album version (left) are based on oingo boingos only a lad album art. not cause i think he has anything to do with it but just cause ive been wantin to draw that pose for like. weeks and i didnt know who to put there. so why not my latest bug man.

[k-i-l-l-e-r-b-e-e-6-9]

[nonnieapple]

Hi hello! Could I request some poly dating headcanons for Bryon and Lorson with a gn reader please?

���️⚡️Bryon x g/n!Reader x Lorsan Headcanons⚡️⛈️

• (Bryon x g/n!Reader x Lorsan Headcanons)

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• p o s t e d: 27.10.2024 🌧️ navigation

n o t e: comin' right up! i miss them so... but i heard lorsan will be playable soon.

Bryon & Lorsan 

• I headcanon Bryon as on the aroace spectrum. He doesn't feel romantic or sexual attraction very strongly.

• But he feels platonic love VERY strongly, he would kill for Elona.

• Getting into a relationship with Lorsan is easier (no offense) because he's more naive and eager. It would probably happen during your journey together, and he'd own up to it sooner or later because he can't keep his mouth shut, and his body language is very easy to read. 

• His ears began to droop around you (which meant that he was paying less attention to his surroundings- he was relaxed), and he would constantly fix his hair near you (when he thought you weren't looking. But you totally saw it). 

• He's not very subtle when speaking, either, I mean his flattery was tooth-rootingly sweet. 

• When confronted about it he denied it for a second but immediately switched up and admitted it when you fell silent. 

• He chose to go with you on your travels because he knows you yourself travel like a dandelion seed carried by the wind. 

• Bryon is, in many ways, the opposite of Lorsan. They are both skilled windwhisperers and wilders... and that's where the similarities end. 

• Bryon was cordial with you like he is with most, and you kinda fell for him upon first sight, because LOOK AT THAT MAN???

• You thought you had NO chance.

• It didn't help that, with that mask, he was hard to read. The more time you spent with him the more you could read the inflections of his voice, and that gave you a good indicator of what he felt.

• After he hid behind you when some lady tried flirting with him you realized that he isn't mysterious... he's just genuinely shy and reserved. That softened you to him and you felt less pathetic in his presence. 

• He wouldn't even realize he caught feelings until you're about to leave, and he's screaming on the inside, thinking how much he'll actually miss you now. 

• He's pretty committed to staying in the forest... dragging him out wouldn't be easy. He might visit from time to time and send you messages. Sometimes he sends so many of them you can't keep up. 

• But I don't think he could permanently leave the Dark Forest.

• Coordinating a poly relationship was not easy at first. 

• You had to explain the concept (they were only vaguely familiar with it) and it took a while to do so. 

• (Also, you had to get Elona's blessing first.)

• Lorsan kind of took it at face value and trusted you, while Bryon asked a TON of questions, which you indulged in, of course. The two balance each other well and answer for different needs of yours. Lorsan is more physical, close, and affectionate, while Bryon is wise, gives you space, independent. One comforts you physically and the other emotionally and intellectually. 

• You feel secure with both of them. Both have your back, and you have theirs.

• No one you know minds the arrangement. Lyca and Eironn are surprised you managed to make Bryon show vulnerability for once. 

• Lorsan is not surprised that you fell for Bryon and his mysterious ways. He says it's "typical". Ouch.

• Bryon is surprised that you like Lorsan, he says he's too chaotic compared to you and he has no idea how you manage him. You have no idea either. 

• Valen incessantly teases Lorsan, so when you see Valen Lorsan is ready to book it. 

• Bryon is so pretty... he gets hit on pretty often and always hides behind you like that'll help. Your usual tactic is to say that he's your boyfriend (true) BUT if they hit on Lorsan you have to choose between explaining your relationship or just letting Lorsan bask in attention (he doesn't always like it). 

• You're constantly aware of being noisy around them. You usually go do noisy things in other rooms or outside to not bother them. 

• They'll hear someone whistling in the distance and tell you how annoying it is when you hear quite literally nothing besides a breeze and their voices. Even if your hearing is good, theirs is on another level.

• You get to learn a lot about windwhisperers. You know more than the scholars in all of Esperia.

• Lorsan is more capable than he looks- if you get lost he's the one who leads the way or sets up shelter. At home, he's pretty productive around the house. 

• Bryon can go pretty long being silent. When you're together you can go almost a whole day without speaking... and then you talk for hours at night. 

• Very loyal. The type of person to do anything for you if you so much as bruise your leg- he's weak in that regard. 

• Bryon rarely takes off the mask. When you saw him without it for the first time, you freaked the hell out, because that thing had become a part of his face to you. Man, put your face back on!!!

• He's still gorgeous (obviously). He has cool yellow eyes and they're pretty imposing. You can't get used to him being without a mask. 

• Lorsan hasn't seen him without the mask since he was young. He only did because he walked in on Bryon and you sitting there. To Bryon, it would've been less shameful if he walked in on you bangi-

• Sometimes when Lorsan's happy he jumps up a little. 

• With his ears he's like a cat, one second he wants you to be all over him, and the next he's swatting your hand away. 

• When you're back home after being gone for a while, he'll circle you and chat away, not giving you a second to interrupt, probably bragging about something and telling you what he heard that day. 

• Lorsan will headbutt you for pets or just for a bit of attention. If you're focused on something he'll even nip you, which hurts. 

• He's kind of a brat... 

• HATES it when you poke his peets. Will leave if you try to do that. 

• Bryon barely touches you, and always asks before, except for when you wake up and find yourself pinned under his leg and arm, holding you like you're about to escape. 

• His ears are soft as silk. You try to keep your hands to yourself, but, come on, look at those things.

• Bryon doesn't get jealous much at all, and when he does he manages. Lorsan isn't that collected. 

• Lorsan steals your food. Constantly. 

• On the flip side, you don't see Bryon eat. 

• Communication goes well between you three. Until it doesn't if one of you gets into their own heads. All of you are very skilled and successful, and that can often lead to feelings of inferiority and insecurity. Rarely, but often enough for your friends to know how to respond already. 

• "They're at it again..." Valen will say, ready to talk you out of thinking you're worthless by screaming "YOU ARE *THE* MERLIN!" at you. 

• Works like a charm.

• Lorsan and Bryon get along.... ugh, it's bearable. Bryon is always subtly and not so subtly trolling Lorsan, who isn't as graceful with his words-

• Until he needs to apologize to you or anyone. He puts those hidden poet skills to use. 

        • If he's away, he might choose to send a letter instead. You keep all of them in a dedicated box, and you write down some of Bryon's messages. 

• Lyca is your sister-in-law now!!! Yippie!

• Each time she sees you she asks if Lorsan's been behaving well (NO, HE HAS NOT-)

• Bryon has to wear shoes when in Holistone and such, and he isn't a fan. "It's a dual leather prison," he once said, solemnly. 

• When Elona perches on you it's like being chosen by the gods themselves

• You've been adopted by Grannn Dahnie & Arden. You will get pestered and you better take it well OR ELSE.

• They tell you embarrassing things about your partners, with Lorsan getting flustered while Bryon is silently mortified. He says nothing and you can tell he's dying inside. Rest in peace.

• People in the Dark Forest start seeing you as a local since you visit so often. 

[tagerrkix]

[aoitakumi8148]

𝓛𝓸𝓸𝓴 𝓤𝓹 𝓐𝓽 𝓣𝓱𝓮 𝓢𝓽𝓪𝓻𝓼, 𝓢𝓸𝓷... 𝓝𝓸𝔀 𝓖𝓸 𝓦𝓲𝓼𝓱 𝓤𝓹𝓸𝓷 𝓞𝓷𝓮, 𝓣𝓱𝓮𝓷...

𝒞𝒶𝓃 𝓉𝒽𝑒 𝒷𝓇𝑜𝓀𝑒𝓃 𝒷𝑒 𝓇𝑒𝒷𝓇𝑜𝓀𝑒𝓃, 𝓉𝒽𝑒 𝓃𝑜𝓃-𝑒𝓍𝒾𝓈𝓉𝑒𝓃𝓉 𝒷𝑒 ‹𝑒𝒶𝓉𝑒𝓃 𝓊𝓅› 𝒶𝑔𝒶𝒾𝓃? 𝐼𝓈 𝓉𝒽𝑒𝓇𝑒 𝒶 𝓁𝒾𝓂𝒾𝓉 𝑜𝒻 ‹𝒾𝓃𝓉𝑒𝑔𝓇𝒶𝓉𝒾𝑜𝓃› 𝒾𝓃𝓉𝑜 𝓈𝑜𝓂𝑒𝓉𝒽𝒾𝓃𝑔, 𝒶 𝓁𝒾𝓂𝒾𝓉 𝑜𝒻 𝒽𝑜𝓌 𝒹𝑒𝑒𝓅 𝒹𝑜𝓌𝓃 𝓁𝑜𝓋𝑒 𝓂𝒶𝓎 𝑔𝑜?

I do not have apathy, depression, anything that would be fashionable to rant about. I am simply in pain... extreme pain. And attempting to dull the edge of it is what I have been doing since v.1. As if something has indeed been fragmented & this is the pain of my conscious life. And every time I travel the melodious/glamorous path of frenzy, every time I complete it, I am going to experience the same precious pain intensity, purity of pain/ecstasy. I am going to eventually be bound to this inmost/overwhelming awe, this vehement impulse to feel/fondle/kiss what is loved, to kneel down before it, to cuddle up to its heart, to recompense bliss with bliss... More and more. Neither the good boy nor I are free. I do not want to be free... free from... These bare feelings are ‹clawing› at the reconstructed interpretation of the organ inside me. The great minds will not know what they have done, neither will Anthony... It speaks louder-truer than anything, but the sounds are not obvious... Words. All I possess, this rich but poor instrument for... And you always do end up in the point where...

The aesthetic masterwork, perfused with the golden brilliance of authentic ideality x pierced with the darkest blade of bitter-salty inaccessibility, inevitability, impossibility.

Excruciation, pleasure, euphoria, art. Blended together. Find yourself... or lose yourself on this journey. Emotionally. Totally. An unparalleled effect... and the lulling sparkle the vessel has never actually had. Something in this body x mind has died, and I do not know if there is a way to accept it, to recover it. I have described the lesson of unprecedentedness I have learned, not the expected story of ‹insult-betrayal-contempt›. No one will ever f-g hear it. Not from me, not in this lifetime. / Loving extraordinary is merciless a priori, დ/დ become telepathic... & the severest trial ~ the unhealable wound ~ is to be a 𝓟 son without the cause to be... *If I have to detest many donkeys for a chance to protect one venerated Father figure, I will go for it.

𝒯𝒽𝑒 𝒷𝒾𝓉𝓈 𝑜𝒻 𝓂𝓎 𝒸𝓇𝒶𝒸𝓀𝑒𝒹 𝒽𝓊𝓂𝒶𝓃𝒾𝓉𝓎 𝓌𝒾𝓁𝓁 𝑒𝒾𝓉𝒽𝑒𝓇 𝒷𝑒 𝓀𝑒𝓅𝓉... 𝑜𝓇 𝓌𝒾𝓅𝑒𝒹 𝑜𝓊𝓉 𝒸𝑜𝓂𝓅𝓁𝑒𝓉𝑒𝓁𝓎. 𝐵𝑒𝒸𝒶𝓊𝓈𝑒 𝐼 𝓁𝑜𝓈𝑒 𝓂𝓎 𝒮𝑜𝓊𝓇𝒸𝑒, '𝒸𝒶𝓊𝓈𝑒 𝒶𝓃𝑔𝑒𝓇 𝓈𝓌𝒶𝓁𝓁𝑜𝓌𝓈 𝓂𝑒, 𝓉𝑜𝑜. 𝐵𝑒𝑔 𝓎𝑜𝓊... 𝒮𝒽𝑜𝓌 𝓂𝑒 𝒽𝑜𝓌 𝓉𝑜 𝓈𝓉𝒶𝓃𝒹 𝑜𝓃 𝓉𝒽𝑒 𝒷𝓊𝓇𝓃𝑒𝒹 𝒻𝑒𝑒𝓉 𝓌𝒽𝑒𝓃 𝐼 𝒶𝓂 𝒹𝑒𝓅𝓇𝒾𝓋𝑒𝒹 𝑜𝒻 𝓎𝑜𝓊. 𝐿𝑒𝓉 𝓂𝑒 𝓉𝑜𝓊𝒸𝒽 𝓎𝑜𝓊 𝓌𝒾𝓉𝒽 𝓉𝒽𝑒𝓈𝑒 𝓁𝒾𝓅𝓈... 𝒮𝑜 𝑔𝑜𝑜𝒹. 𝒮𝑜 𝓉𝑜𝓇𝓉𝓊𝓇𝑜𝓊𝓈...

While I am willing to imbibe all the anguish of the human I love, to ease his suffering, the loss of us is taking its toll on me irretrievably. I see him. I see what is inside him... & I am incapable of safeguarding it, saving it truly.

I do not have apathy, depression, anything that would be fashionable to rant about. I am simply in pain... extreme pain. And attempting to put up with this gift is what I have been doing since v.1. The chest is ‹cut open› too deep, the fragility of the organ is exposed... Would you allow me to grow more flowers? I wanna do it... Because it is you, It has always been you. The one who has given us everything, endued me to the brim with the intimate fatherly affection that this organ never remembered. My eternal wish & exuberant price for humanity, the misunderstood nature. *What an odious irony. / I do not know if there is a way to recover what is gone.

I would sacrifice the lot to be with the human that needs me, needs to be healed, heals me. I would rip my core out but I cannot, the limitation of freedom. *Tell me that the ‹strings of abuse/child neglect/lies› are finally cut. Tell me to ‹celebrate›. Tell me that both 𝓟inocchio/I are wrong x naive, ‹fix› me. You have no f-g clue about it. / When it is written that your starving heart must be left half-empty & helpless... No freedom is scarier than this.

Affording harmony to the sapphire star that is going to fall away... The sentiment it deserves. All I have ever hankered for. & I am terrified of that my grandest instinct x fear will not grant any lasting peace to me.

Death will do our Sun-hugged family apart ~ but I will still be yours, for ever. The core has never felt as good x feverish as it does when with you... as astray x anxious as it does when deprived of you. I am not lying to you, I hold no resentment... Let me ‹feed on› the emotions of your heart... Even if it means your pain x my love turn the vessel inside-out & your love x my pain do the same. Not blurred, always remember. Always. If a masterpiece could be made into a masterpiece, I would prefer to share this fate. My bona fide mission, however, is not to allow anything to be in vain... Even if it hurts. ~ The atrophied ability to express love verbally has been ‹roused› again, in a fervidly devoted but preciously righteous way... The ‹lash› of despair, compulsion, dream, reality.

𝐹𝑜𝓇 𝒷𝑒𝓉𝓉𝑒𝓇 𝑜𝓇 𝓌𝑜𝓇𝓈𝑒, 𝓉𝒽𝑒 𝒶𝓂𝒷𝒾𝑒𝓃𝒸𝑒 𝑜𝒻 𝒦𝓇𝒶𝓉 𝒾𝓈 𝓃𝑜𝓉 𝑔𝑜𝓃𝓃𝒶 𝓁𝑒𝓉 𝑔𝑜. 𝐼𝓉 𝒸𝒶𝓃... 𝒜𝓃𝒹 𝐼 𝒹𝑜𝓊𝒷𝓉 𝓉𝒽𝑒𝓇𝑒 𝒾𝓈. 𝐿𝒪𝒫 𝒽𝒶𝓈 𝒷𝑒𝒸𝑜𝓂𝑒 𝓅𝑒𝓇𝓈𝑜𝓃𝒶𝓁 𝒻𝑜𝓇 𝟙/𝓂𝓊𝓁𝓉𝒾𝓉𝓊𝒹𝒾𝓃𝑜𝓊𝓈 𝓅𝒶𝓁𝓅𝒶𝒷𝓁𝑒 𝓇𝑒𝒶𝓈𝑜𝓃𝓈, 𝓂𝓎 𝓋𝓊𝓁𝓃𝑒𝓇𝒶𝒷𝒾𝓁𝒾𝓉𝓎 𝓉𝑜 𝒷𝑒𝒶𝓇.

...Take the whole meaning of this, its flavorful, pathetic, shameless, lonesome taste. Take it all, for it is all that is absolute. Teach me how to ‹merge› with it, the mortal desire of a puppet child, a human Mastro x a faceless observer like myself ~ & when the desire full of unexploited majesty is cutting off the oxygen to the lungs... True geniuses of any kind are among the silent. These eyeballs will not dry up, never fully. I have tried so many times to resist it, but why live if you repel what puts your ‹dehydrated› pieces together? I would spare no effort to keep them hot and uncurb what is being restrained... Nothing affects self-perception and ‹unmasks› the unconscious like sensation, nothing genuinely matters without it. / Shivering with cold, this body is burning. My atrophied reality in exchange for a moment of irrepressible happiness, agony, guiltless x not bottled up impulses ~ just a moment. It keeps consuming me without reserve. I do not need God. ✒

[mindibindi]

[luxmoogle]

Your bio says you can be bribed with lux, but what about 13 postcards I found randomly? Would you take those?

..THIRTEEN????

[cryptidofthekeys]

Me, excited because welcome home's website got a huge update:

Also me, seeing what happened to Eddie (he's my biggest comfort character from WH btw)

[darkheartedprince]

❝ -- Hey , Aqua ? Did you know Terra's kissing random girls again ? It's a shame . I thought he was better than that . ❞

[idkwhatimdoingherehonestlyy]

TEXT WITH MILES 42 PT.2

A/N: I’m sorry took so so long to make this! My mental health was declining badlyyyy

BE PREPARED FOR : FLUFF, LANGUAGE, VIOLENCE,IDK WHAT ELSEEE

[losttranslator]

raaaah le livre VI me saoule pcq autant il a des persos de fou, les meilleurs acteurs, la meilleure prod, les meilleures scènes, autant plus je le regarde (je dois bien en être à la 15ème fois) moins il est logique vis-à-vis du reste. y a rien qui colle et même par rapport à lui-même il est complétement incohérents à beaucoup d'égards. je l'aime mais ptn

[k-i-l-l-e-r-b-e-e-6-9]

[nonnieapple]

hello!! Do you still take requests??

I've been wondering about Dionel and Scarlita recently, hehe. Do you have any relationship head canons for either of them? Either solo with reader or poly where they both share the reader! Thank you so much hehe

⛈️⚡️Dionel & Scarlita x g/n!Reader Headcanons⚡️⛈️

• (Dionel & Scarlita x g/n!Reader Headcanons)

• r a t i n g: t e e n & u p • 1 5 9 8 w o r d s

• p o s t e d: 14.10.2024🌧️ navigation

n o t e: yes my requests are open, if they were not i would've written so. i decided to do both solo and poly!

Dionel

•You had met him briefly when traveling with Temesia. Long after that, he just... showed up once. 

•And then again. And again. And again. He'd say cryptic shit, wait for you to get confused, and disappear. One day he invited you to a party. 

•What he didn't tell you was that it'd be with a bunch of Celestials. You cared little about that, wanting him to answer for himself, though being surrounded by such powerful beings was intimidating. 

•It wasn't your crowd and parties weren't your vibe. You were a mage! Meant for libraries and dusty cellars! 

•You worried you'd get sent on some endless quest by him. It wouldn't be the first, or last, time. To your surprise, he had thrown the party in your honor as an apology for being strange. He said he knew you once, and you couldn't disprove that. 

•It grew from there. Dionel was rather direct, getting together wasn't a drag, even if it was strange to be with a Celestial. He was just another secret you had to carry. 

•He understood and didn't mind, seemingly enjoying how much you struggled with keeping it from everyone. 

•Some people know about it. Guess who?

•Dionel's chill as a being can get.

•He never gets angry. There was one time when you almost died due to an experiment gone awry and he, for the first time in your whole relationship, looked genuinely angry. 

•He just disappears sometimes. You still have no idea where he goes. 

•If it was a party, he'd tell you. No idea.

•That eyeliner of his isn't built in, he puts it on from time to time. You've no idea where he keeps the liner and eyeshadow, either. 

•He's tall... hurts my neck thinking about looking up at him. He'll kneel to talk to you if he wants to mess with you. 

•HIS HAAAIIIRRRRR-

•He might let you brush it if you ask nicely. It defies gravity, it's in the air like he often is. 

•You don't live together, since you both have to attend to things way too often. And he doesn't fit in your house too well... oops.

•Almost every time you see him things go awry. Just when you think you'll have a calm date, he drags you to some bar to drink and everyone stares at you. Because he's an inhuman-looking being that's half-naked. And you're some dreary mage, dragged behind him like a petrified dog, your face the same, because you're so worried that everyone is staring. In this case, they are.

•It's really hard to not drink alcohol around this freak. If you don't want to or don't drink, he'll still shove some drink into your hands. You have to go to the bathroom all the time. 

•Upon the rare occasion that you get a quiet moment, like sitting on the roof of the Mystic House watching the full moon behind thin clouds, it's lovely. Silence with him is comfortable. He Gets It like no one does, and is always ready to listen or to let you cry silently as he holds you. 

•You've injured yourself several times due to his gauntlets. He takes them off around you now. It's their fault they're so bulky. 

•You're face to face with his chest at all times. It's torture. Give this slut a shirt!!! 😫

•Great hugs. Look at him and tell me otherwise. You simply can't. 

•Due to being calm, it's hard to get him to be energetic. He's in a constant state of being high (on life. And in a constant state of alcoholic buzz. If he wasn't a Celestial he'd be dead.)

Scarlita

•She's pretty cold and doesn't feel or understand emotion like humans. She can't feel love, exactly, but she can strongly care for someone and that's close enough. 

•You gained her favor by being generally helpful whenever you crossed paths, which was more often than not. Not many people stick by her side. You did. 

•She isn't needed much, and since you run into hypofiends and such often, following you seemed most practical. 

•If her body needs any repairs or maintenance work done, you're there to help! Even better when magic is involved. That's your field of expertise. 

•You could liken it to washing someone's hair or doing their nails, so it's a quiet bonding activity. 

•Once she faced you for a while (staring at you without eyes?) and said "I have no idea how your body works. It's so impractical." 

•Is she wrong though?!

•She doesn't notice if you're naked. It doesn't register at all. Maybe she'll say "Oh wow, trying out a new look, are we?" and that's it. It's unusual but cuts down on awkward moments.

•The first time you asked to hold her hand she detached it and gave it to you. You didn't have the heart to correct her. 

•She's metal, and she is always COLD in a literal way. Try holding her hand or hugging her and it's like cuddling a fridge. 

•Speaking of which. She doesn't understand gestures such as that, either, though to appease you she learns some Human Comforting Routines. Her most favored one is a stiff pat on the head (she's trying her best to learn.)

•You bring Scarlita various mechanical trinkets. You have no idea where she keeps them, but sometimes, when she thinks you're asleep, she stares at them. Her favorite is a music box. 

•If you ask, she will carry you. You might even get to fly. Explain how frail and pathetic humans and by extension you are and she'll carry you the whole day >:)

•She is made of metal but she's very light and has a light touch. In battle, she's deadly, but around you, she's as gentle as can be. 

•If you need a spider removed she'll just pick it up, same goes with any venomous creature. She can't be bitten.

•She hates the beach and sand!!! It gets all into her joints and she has to get it out. She'll stand like a statue in protest to going anywhere sandy. Don't bother, she's immovable.

•She always dresses the same. When you're in a stained shirt and pants with holes that you've had since before time itself, she's there, radiant and ready for an audience with the Emperor.

•Her floating wings and swaying outfit make people keep their distance. Many have been whacked. 

•You help her redo her braids, your human fingers are faster at it. Her hair is made of yarn and is quite soft, and requires little care because it never gets dirty. 

•Everyone knows that you two are close- again, the labels are... whatever- but everyone knows something's up. She's around you nearly always, and if asked, she will reveal everything. 

•You'll get along well if you're autistic, her and social cues mix like oil and water.

•She's even worse than you with getting sidetracked. She picks up every little sidequest, and it's impossible to stop her. You have to follow her around and make sure she doesn't go on like that for an eternity. 

•You don't have forever!!! At least, you don't think you do.

•Her way of showing she cares is doing things for you.

•Winning against hypofiends makes her happy, and if you run into one, you step aside to let her have at it. 

•It's convenient to not have to worry about her safety. She's virtually indestructible. 

•But she, oh, she worries for you a lot. The more time you spend together the more she worries. 

•She helps you work through your issues with a level head. Scarlita isn't involved in the human world, she's so distant from your feelings that to her it's like gears and springs- there's a system to it she can work through without getting caught up.

•HER AXE IS INSANELY HEAVY??? You tried to lift it once and pulled a muscle. She wasn't happy about that. 

•People are usually intimated by her. She's harmless to non-hypo-gean/fiends, though it's unconvincing when she stands so tall and has that axe on her at all times. 

•In terms of NSFW stuff... yeah, good luck with that. She's probably ace. 

Dionel & Scarlita 

•They're allies, but they're rather passive-aggressive because they disagree on most matters. Through their relationship with you, they have to become acquaintances and tooootally not friends. 

•Dionel understands humans in their more dark, messy, and emotional moments, while Scarlita understands their mental mechanics. They balance out and can dissect people's psyches well if paired together. 

•No lies get past them, yours or others'. If you're unwell and pretending to be fine or upset and not saying anything, they can tell and call it out. It's hard saying no to them. 

•Dates all together can get even more chaotic. You get dragged to a tavern by Dionel, and then Scarlita talks to some guy about strange occurrences in the town graveyard, and next thing you know you're fighting with the undead.

•Fun date idea- killing graveborns with your partners!!! Yay!!!

•You go to temples as a date, you try to find abandoned ones so you don't have to explain to a scholar or priest what you're doing holding hands with two celestials at four in the morning. 

•If you want to sleep near them, you'll have to be on the floor or on a mattress that is as big as the floor. 

•Scarlita doesn't understand parties, but Dionel understands battle, you have that in common.

•You show off with your magic to impress them. They tell you you don't have to, but you still do.