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metaphoricallyrose · 3 months
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Support group
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koobiie · 5 months
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shoutout to everyone who wants to infodump but cant string together coherent thoughts to form sentences and instead just look at you like this
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chiisana-lion · 7 months
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muttmoxley · 5 months
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sometimes im like "wow holy shit im being really fucking annoying. i should stop talking" and then i pull out my magic 8 ball and it says "youve always been annoying and your friends chose to talk you anyways. youll be fine" and im like wow thanks magic 8 ball. and then the ogre attacks me
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charlesoberonn · 7 months
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It's gonna be such a funny mess when Donald Trump dies of a stroke on April 1st, 2024.
Naturally everybody will think it's fake because of the date only to lose their minds (both positively and negatively based on their opinion of trump) when realizing it's real
There will be massive celebrations in the streets and on social media and lots of predictable "don't speak ill of the dead" discourse about those celebrations
Weird evangelicals will pull some weird number trick talking about how Jesus was conceived on April 1st and that makes Trump a sort of messiah and people will make fun of that
The Republicans (after they're done with the faux-sadness and faux-outrage) will stomp over each other to be his successor but none of them will succeed. They'll tear each other apart and have no single nominee for the November elections.
There will be discourse about if Biden and the living former presidents should go to his funeral (they won't, he was a traitor insurrectionist)
The Ukraine-Russia War immediately goes in favor of Ukraine as morale in the Kremlin is reduced. China similarly backs off from its threats on Taiwan.
Ten thousand new memes are made, some sticking around for years to come.
Not a month later a bunch of unofficial biographies of Trump hit the bookshelves, many with new details about just how awful he was.
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asoftspotforangels · 2 months
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some of my favorite woven tapestries, by Cecilia Blomberg:
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Point Defiance Steps
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Mates
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Rising Tides
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Vashon Steps
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razzafrazzle · 1 month
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Just Checking In! (aka Something About Red Triangles)
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cartoonsinthemorning · 3 months
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Since you guys liked Marcille as Kermit that much, it seems fitting to thank you for my 12k milestone with MORE Kercille. And this time, Miss Falin is also here.
Thank you so much again everybody! MWAH 💗
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thepromiscuousfinger · 3 months
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I love very specific cakes
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cordspaghetti · 3 months
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really factual recounting with no embellishments whatsoever
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regina-cordium · 3 months
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Guy just walked in with a shirt that said “I don’t question my wife’s choices because I’m one of them” and frankly I’m obsessed
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dionysus-complex · 2 months
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funniest Kamala Harris VP picks go
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ladyshinga · 10 months
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mangosteen · 4 months
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whiteshipnightjar · 8 months
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Zoozve, my beloved
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bashcrandicoot · 4 months
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“I don’t know what my goals are, no. Thanks for asking.”
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