I consume these pervy HCs like a feast, Gobless you—
Would it rude of me to request Malleus as well? Cuz I'm making big stupid goo-goo eyes at that big man, thinking about what he can do with those big hands, pretty lips, and I'm feral—
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“ Pervy!Malleus elaboration ”
NSFW TOPICS | DRABBLE
EVERYTHING IS CONSENSUAL
CW(S): MALLEUS IS A PERV!, FINGERING, GROPING, DRY HUMPING, ORAL SEX (F!Receiving), LMK IF I MISSED ANY
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I’m so glad you’re enjoying these!! I have two more requests involving Floyd & Jamil if you are interested still. If not then keep requesting the characters you want to know :)) I never expected these to get popular quickly haha
Pervy!Malleus loves to finger you under the dinner table when he invites you to diasomnia! He tries to be secretive about it but these are faes we are talking about so they have a good smell like beastmen and merfolks
Pervy!Malleus loves to grope you so much when you both walk around the school gardens or around ramshackle. He can’t keep his hands off of you!
Pervy!Malleus loves to eat you out before and after eating a big meal! He enjoys the way your ecstasy flows on his tongue and how sweet it is too. He can eat you out all day all night with no stopping.
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Unpopular opinion but of the trio, I do NOT think Spock is the black cat. McCoy is the black cat. Judgemental, loudly complaining, hissing and claws out to hide the fact he loves you and cares for you. He doesnt want to go on dangerous missions or be in space at all but if his friends go then hey wait up!!! Just like a cat that sits next to you pretending you're not there, but if you leave the room they follow you desperately. Jim is a golden retriever, obviously. Happy, loyal, protective, inquisitive. Spock, though, I think that he's like an octopus. Alien to the mammals and yet fascinating, intelligent, cunning, still able to connect amd communicate (especially if it's to throw a stinky fish at his friends and then pretend it wasn't him).
In conclusion, 🐈⬛🐕🐙
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Stocking Anarchy diet.⋆‧˚ʚ🍰ɞ˚‧⋆.
(Inspired by the great @honeysugarfree.)
This is a Stocking Anarchy inspired 4n4 diet, following her extreme diet in ep 4 when she was trying to lose weight.
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You notice you've gained weight. That's the worst thing that can ever happen! You make a plan to lose weight, just like stocking.
Rules : ༄˖°.🐈⬛.ೃ࿔*
5.000-10.000 steps a day
600 cal max a day
Routine : ༄˖°.🐈⬛.ೃ࿔*:・
You wake up at 4:00 am- 6:00 am, you get out of bed, dress into a comfortable (prefferably gothic) workout outfit and start!
Workout: .🕸️.ೃ࿔*:・ 1. 100 jumping jacks 2. 20 push-ups 3. 20 plank up and down 4. 20 hip twists 5. 20 sit ups 6. 50 crunches 7. 100 squats 8. 100 jumping jacks
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Wow.. that was tiring, but it dosent matter you need to get that scale down! Do a weight in, have that as a motivation. Time to eat something. Stocking loves sweets, so do you. But sweet things are so high calorie.. here are some options!
Breakfast: .🕸️.ೃ࿔*:・ Option 1. Alpro vanilla soy milk (142 cal) Option 2. Alpro chocolate soy milk (142 cal) Option 3. Monster Energy Ultra zero (11 cal) Option 4. Monster Energy Rosa zero (14 cal) Option 5. Fitbakes Cookiecream bar (63cal)
Now you go about your day, put on some gothic but cute makeup, if you go out put on a lolita gothic dress or shirt and dont forget some striped socks or stockings.
When you get back from where you were (school, work ect.) get into more comfortable clothes, put on a face mask and do a leg workout.
Workout: .🕸️.ೃ࿔*:・ 1. 50 leg raises (R) 2. 50 leg raises (L) 3. 100 squats 4. 50 under leg raises (R) 5. 50 under leg raises (L) 6. 100 air bycicles 7. 1 min sumo squat
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You sit down to study/read or complete anything. You watch a horrow movie or watch a true crime video after you finish, you get hungry.. time to eat, if you need to. Preferably don't.
Lunch: .🕸️.ೃ࿔*:・ Option 1. Low cal soup (100 cal >) Option 2. Monster zero ultra (11 cal) Option 3. Cup a soup-chicken (69 cal) Option 4. Protein bar (200 cal > ) Option 5. Cup of rice (250 cal) Option 6. Apple (95 cal)
After that you sit down.. light some candles and read a book. You do your skincare, nails ect. After that its time to workout.
Workout: .🕸️.ೃ࿔*:・ 1.https://youtu.be/vOiP3kfFlrE?si=FX_Eods644_-Ybf5 2. 100 jumping jacks 3. 100 star jumps 4. 100 jumping squats 5. 2 min plank 6. 20 sit-ups
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You take a long warm shower but make it cold in the end after that. Now you just eat a little something before you'll go to bed.
Dinner: .🕸️.ೃ࿔* Option 1. Alpro vanilla soy milk (142 cal) Option 2. Vanilla tea, sweetner (10 cal) Option 3. Cherry coke zero (0 cal) Option 4. Blackberry tea (11 cal) Option 5. Cold rasberries (95 cal >) Option 6. Steamed vegetables (150 cal > )
Mealspø : ༄˖°.🐈⬛.ೃ࿔*:・
(Aghhh!! This took to long :( if yall want more of these dm me a requessstt bcvits lowkey fun making them, stay safee!!! <3 )
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The Gentleman Pawrate, I presume? 🩵🐈⬛✨ Stede cat used to have the most ✨fab✨ outfits before a little… spat with Ed cat. (Ed shredded every outfit to bits with his razor-sharp claws.) This was one of his favorites. 🩵🐈⬛✨
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Does anyone else have an urge problem when it comes to biting?
Every time I'm angry or upset I just wanna rip someone's throat out. And I feel that urge towards people who upset me. I also have bad cuteness aggression so when I see something cute I feel the urge to bite and squeeze it (sometimes this leads into Intrusive thoughts about huring said thing)
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a collage of Soul Eater Evans and Maka Albarn from Soul Eater for @sobredunia i wasn't given any headcanons to tack on so i just went for a casino/loungey sort of vibe, so i hope ya like it!
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