Ever wondered what was Julian’s election speech?? Now you know!
This afternoon Simon tweeted a video of Julian’s election speech with the audio from the book which is out in all shops and bookshops and available as a audiobook online! 🤍👻
Hey there, I absolutely adore the scene in ch 3 of your fic Understanding where Garak and Julian have sex in the changing room of Garak's shop, so I'm gonna write a thing that is very based on that, but with them doing it in Julian's workplace this time haha! Everyone reading this should be sure to also go read Understanding, not bc you need to in order for this to make sense, but simply because it is VERY FUCKING GOOD. And then also you can see for yourself the extent to which I just entirely ripped off maeselc's scene here hahaha.
(Untitled Garashir ficlet. Rated M or maybe E. Content warnings: semi-public sex. Fic continues below the readmore.)
"Doctor Bashir?" Nurse Jabara said from the other side of the curtain that separated the biobed from the rest of the infirmary. "I have some questions about these patients' charts."
Garak bit down on his own hand to muffle himself.
They hadn't expected anyone else to still be here this late. But they hadn't particularly bothered to check either, before Garak had pulled his own clothes off and laid down on the biobed.
"Of course. I'll be done with this examination in just a moment," Julian responded calmly.
"Okay. I'll be in my office," she said, then walked away.
Julian hadn't paused his examination as they talked, and it was thorough. Garak's legs were spread and his thighs were trembling as long elegant fingers probed deep into his most sensitive places while he thrust himself up into the warm grip of Julian's other hand. Almost getting caught had only heightened the thrill running up his spine, and after few more pumps, Garak's back arched as he came all over himself.
Garak let his hand fall from his mouth when he was no longer in danger of crying out. When Julian brought his own fingers to Garak's mouth, he eagerly sucked them clean.
Wasting no more time, Julian pulled out an examination gown from where they were stored below the biobed and used it to start mopping up the rest of Garak's rains.
"Well, everything seems perfectly normal, but don't leave just yet, I want to follow up with you in a few minutes," Julian said cheerily to Garak--though clearly only for the benefit of any eavesdroppers--as he stepped over to the sink to wash his hands. "You can change back into your clothes though, and put the disposable gown in the reclamator when you're done with it."
Julian rolled his sleeves back down and, with a final wink to Garak, slipped out from the curtain to help Jabara with her paperwork.
Without the heat of exertion, Garak was cooling off. He used a fresh part of the garment to dry himself more thoroughly, then stood and wiped up the wet spot from the biobed. He finished dressing just as Julian returned.
Julian kissed him as soon as the curtains were closed on them again.
"She's gone now. It's just us."
"Good. I certainly wouldn't want you to get in any trouble," he said, with a tone of voice that suggested he very much wanted to get him into all kinds of trouble.
A slightly devious smile curled his lips. "Mmm. Well, there's always the possibility that there will be some late night medical emergency that interrupts us again."
Garak matched his wicked grin. "So, what sort of follow-up appointment did you have in mind for me, Doctor?"
Source Material: "A Thousand Deaths" by Jack London
Year: 1939
Genre: Psychological Horror, Sci-Fi Horror
Rating: UR (Recommended: PG-13)
Country: United States
Language: English
Runtime: 57 minutes
Director: Victor Halperin
Cinematographer: Jack Greenhalgh
Editor: Holbrook N. Todd
Writers: George Sayre, Harvey Huntley
Cast: Irving Pichel, Lyle Talbor, Julie Bishop, Sheila Bromley, Anthony Averill, Russell Hopton, Julian Madison
Plot: A scientist traps criminals on a boat in order to experiment upon them.
Review: Despite its short runtime, this film feels like an overlong slog, with terrible writing, bland performances, and little of technical value.
Overall Rating: 0.5/5
Story: 0.5/5 - A series of tenuously connected scenes that feel like they were written by someone who has never read a story before.
Performances: 1/5 - Pichel's portrayal of a morally dubious scientist is generic. Everyone else ranges from unmemorable to downright horrible. Baffling accents abound.
Cinematography: 2/5 - Flat.
Editing: 1.5/5 - Very little flow between scenes. Lots of extremely abrupt transitions.
Sets: 1/5 - Wildly cheap. Many rooms do not look like they're on a boat at all.
For some reason it has just occurred to me that some of the things Mick lied about at the start of s2e2 really happened to others! He says he saw bear kill a man / Robin saw his mates killed by a bear (s4e6, about 17min). He said he met the king / Humphrey won the celebrity-off with Henry VIII, snatching victory from Julian meeting the queen (s4e1, 3:30ish). Imagine if we see someone eat an orange or go on a boat in the new season?! 😆 I don't know if you're still up for requests and I know we're about to be brilliantly fed, but is there a gif set in there do you reckon? 👻🤍
Oooh, good spot! It would have been great if they'd done them all but they probably won't. Perhaps they're only allowed to happen to Larry's characters.
I can do those bits though. (If you're asking for it now, rather than post-s5? Or I can wait.)
(Note: This tag is purely for my self indulgent stuff! My “official” ship with Alastor is a QPR (aroace x aroace). Plus, I’m on the aroace spectrum irl anyways and I like writing both realistic and unrealistic stuff. Sometimes I just get too hyperfiaxted on a character and may want to self indulge here and there. At the end of the day, Alastor is aroace (romance and sex repulsed) no matter what. It’s why I made a separate tag as I want to respect aroace representation. Also, the tag is for anyone who wants to block it as well.)
Minor Romantic F/O’s
Reagan Ridley (Inside Job)
#great minds think alike 🪬
Bill Cipher (Gravity Falls)
#love gets weird 💛
Angeldust (Hazbin Hotel)
#addicted to you 💗
Howell Wizard (Bee and Puppycat)
#prince beauty ✨
Familial
Jack and Sally Skellington (The Nightmare Before Christmas)
#my little pumpkin 🎃
Scary Godmother & Company (Scary Godmother 1 & 2)
#familiar spirits 👻
Snow Miser, Heat Miser, and Mother Nature (The Year Without Santa Claus)
#family forecast 🌈
Portia Devorak and Mazelinka (The Arcana)
#the devoraks 🔸
Pines Family (Gravity Falls)
#the mystery family ❓
The Wizard Siblings (Bee and Puppycat)
#welcome to the wizards 🪄
Eddie, Frank, Howdy, Barnaby, Poppy
(Welcome Home)
#a family sitcom 😆
Toriel (Undertale/Deltarune)
#home is where the pie is 🥧
Kris and friends (Deltarune)
#siblings unite ⚔️
Platonic
Muriel of the Kokuri (The Arcana)
Sebastian Michaelis, Mey Rin, Finnian, Bard Roy, Tanaka, and Undertaker (Black Butler)
Puppycat and Neighbors (Bee and Puppycat)
Demencia and 505 (Villanous)
Soos Ramirez (Gravity Falls)
Charlie Morningstar and Niffty (Hazbin Hotel YT Pilot)
Ghosts book update and possible spoilers for the book!
If you don’t want to read this scroll on
A fan on twitter pointed out that there are details about the book on Amazon and it shows what we can expect!
Seems like we can expect Julian’s fraudulent claims and legal stuff,Chapters from Captain’s War Journal (mentioning a certain someone 👀) and detail mentioning Mary and her baskets!
This book has just got a lot more interesting!!
You can preorder this on the Waterstones Website and The Hive Books online
After watching Spider-man: Across the Spiderverse, you know ya boi had to make a Spidersona.
Based after the Ghost spider, Julian is an experiment meant to be better than the OG Spider-Man. Is he? No, far from it. Doesn’t have Spidey sense, can only stick to walls with his hands, cannot heal as fast as Spider man but is just as durable; however he does produce his own webbing, has a very small blind spot(w/o his hood)and has venom.
Of course this was conducted by the one and only Doctor Otto Octavius, so imagine the extra legs being attached the same way Doc Ock would have his, specifically the Doc Ock from Tobey McGuire movie series.
Finally read this after months letting it gather dust in my shelf (has been going through a particular bad time and then don't have enough time to read it) and can I just say I LOVE this. I finish this whole 300 something pages around 3 hours. That's pretty fast for me and that says a lot about the story's ability to suck me in.
I'm not going to spoil so don't worry. But also, I need more fics of Yadriel and Julian my bois 💀👻 and I also need pov outsider fics on these two or the whole book in pov outsider