#😂😂😂😭😭😭😭

[evansbby]

No bc I actually need a man that’s fucking manly and not a literal fucking wimp but they are nowhere to be found like why can’t more men be like Ari (not literally insane or white savior but you know what I mean)

I know what you mean 😭😭😭

Men these days are out here doing tiktok dances and posting thirst traps and following 28382828 women on Instagram whilst also posting a lot on Instagram 🥲🥲

I need a REAL man who has 60 followers on Instagram, one blurry pic of his dog, empty dms, inactive af… actually even better if he doesn’t even HAVE an Instagram or tiktok 😭😭

I just want a real rugged Ari looking man 😭 I just know Ari wouldn’t have an instagram bc he doesn’t care, he’d spend his days being manly, working and making money and being rich, but also keeping himself strong and fit and manly by chopping wood and working out 🥵🥵

[mobius-m-mobius]

#my man was NOT subtle 🤣😉

+ bonus: message received 😅

[courttwoknee]

Tmagp Ep 5

[jay-wasstuff]

[katnissandpeetamellark]

IM CACKLING

[mrsbridgerton]

the bridgertons (mainly benedict) being confused with colin’s appearance (“glow up”)

[totally-sapphic-posts]

Imagine coming home after a long day and they just hug you. They hug you in a way that melts all the tension from your muscles, and makes the stresses of the day fade into some distant memory. It’s one of those hugs you feel like you could fall asleep in, but you don’t want to because you want to savor every ounce of it even though you know you’ll get a million more of them

[emmyrosee]

You left him for two minutes. All of two minutes.

On the rare days off that you and Shoto get to spend together, it’s almost always spent curled together on the couch or in the bed, watching him work out for fun before making him cheat on his diet, anything that lets the day drip by slower than any other day of the week.

You left him to pee. That’s it. Placing the bowl of sour candy down, you slip out from his lap, give him a kiss before moving down the hall like any standard, subconscious person would.

Two. Minutes.

“Shoto, what’re you doing?”

“You like the strawberry flavor the best.”

By the time you come out, he’s got a pile of pink candy, separated by the other colors except for purple, which is in its own little pile. “You don’t like the grape flavor.”

You quirk a brow and walk back over to him, watching as he continues to segregate the candies, “baby, I would’ve been more than happy to just pick around them, you didn’t have to do all of this.”

“But you don’t like them,” he repeats, looking up at you with those doe eyes that you love to get lost in. “You look down every time you reach for one. I thought I might help ease the burden slightly.”

Burden. Your first world problem of not liking sour grape skittles should be the farthest thing from a burden to him.

But to shoto, it’s not one, and it’ll never be one; little acts of services like these aren’t new, small details just to make hour by hour tasks and privilegies just that much easier.

It’s something he’s always done. Something he’s always going to do. Because he loves you.

With a smile, you slink back into his lap, your head nuzzling against his stomach while the tv drones on about whatever he put on while you were gone. You kiss the warmth of his tummy to feel the muscles constrict under the affection, and you bury your hand into the bowl of candy right after.

“Don’t be cheeky.”

“Don’t know what you’re talking about,” you hum. A hand rests on your head, thumb gently rubbing over the warmth of your crown as silence fills the room once again.

Popping a skittle into your mouth, your face quickly grimaces, and he hums in acknowledgement.“Eugh,” you grumble, and he looks down at you, silently asking you what happened.

And you want to lie. Truly! It’s better for everyone if you do, just tell him you bit your tongue and let him think nothing more.

But apparently, you don’t.

“Missed a grape one,” you tease.

“….”

“Sho?”

“Spit it into my hand.”

“Sho, no-“

[esper-eclipse]

like okay dude chill out

[welivefast-dieyoung]

Some of y'all trying to encourage empathy for these unethically wealthy people, who agreed to be bolted in to a metal tube, that was unapproved, unsafe and was controlled by a fucking off brand playstation controller from 2011 just for a cute lil death tourism trip is why we as a society will never be free.

They went to a part of the ocean that is so deep, more people have been to space than that far down. With a man who said safety shouldn't be a concern. Oceangate literally fired someone for saying that the window wasn't going to be able to withstand those depths. They'd lost another vessel before for 5 hours. Like plllsss the self preservation left the room. This whole situation is absurd.

Even this man's own stepson doesn't give a FUCK and you want me to? Nuh uh you have the wrong one I'm afraid😭😭

[evansbby]

Let's Party was so cute😭😭😭

Ukw, I feel so bad that someone had to audacity to hurt someone like Omega who's the sweetest soul on earth!

Steve, I suggest you hunt these men who have traumatized Omega in the past, and teach them a lesson!😤

Steve is one of the men who traumatised omega in the past 💀💀💀

[brown-spider]

imo the pointing meme was 1,000x’s funnier in ITSV than in ATSV

[heart-of-the-morningstar]

Textpost meme but it’s only Pavitr :3

[nikkipettt]

Happy Birthday my December boys💖

[kingkatsuki]

Bakugou overhears you talking to Mina about things guys do that give you the ick and he spends the rest of the day practically moping to Kirishima that you hate him.

[loveandthings11]

Very fucking important data set 😂