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[ageless-aislynn]

Some important news here, frens. I’ve gone back to playing Mass Effect Andromeda and, safe to say it...

Wow, do I suck, lol! The Nomad controls aren’t at all like a Halo Warthog’s and I’m finding it REALLY hard to drive. You know how people mock Kat’s driving in Halo: Reach? Well, let me tell you, Kat has NOTHING on me trying to drive a Nomad. Just today I’ve:

Got my front wheels stuck on the roof of a small building and thus me and the team were all shot to death and the Nomad blown up by those Sentinel-ish robot dudes

Fell off the side of a bluff instead of just driving down the slope area

Got upset because all of the sudden my controls were reversed: accelerate and reverse were opposite trigger buttons, going left made me go right, etc. I struggled along for a good couple of minutes before I realized, um, I was driving backwards. 😐😂

Could not turn around in a small, rocky area and caused us all to die from radiation poisoning

And the most Kat thing of all? Accidentally backed off a cliff and we all died

But I’m determined to have fun with this, even if I accidentally flew back to the ship without meaning to, oops. 😕 But hey, I finally figured out how to get back to the planet, so yay for me, right? Me and Cora and Vetra are getting things done. Very slowly. When I’m not driving us off a cliff or causing us to all burn up from radiation.

Also, I wanted to foster friendships whenever I can but I forgot what the symbol was for that and I, um, totally hit on Cora and so she had to tell me she wasn’t interested in me that way. But I hope we’re still friends? 🤞😣🤞 (Note to self: friendship is the outline of a heart, not the full heart.)

I just leveled up, though, and I made sure to level up Cora and Vetra because I have a bad habit of running away during a fight and letting them handle things. That’s probably going to not work out well one of these times but dang it, for some reason I CANNOT seem to shoot straight. My aim swings really wildly all over the place. I turned down the mouse sensitivity, hoping that would help but so far, not so much so. I’ll have to tinker some more with the controls because this is really interfering with things. 😬 Except for my hitting on Cora skillz, they were ON POINT. *facepalm*

Oh and have I ever shown you my Sara? This is from back when I started the game in Sept so I’m level 4 now and I can’t remember why Liam isn’t on my team anymore... Maybe it changed when we got to the Tempest and into space? I honestly can’t remember.

Either way, Vetra’s been awesome so I’m happy to have her on the team!

I’m not worrying about side missions and all of the things you’re supposed to buy and craft and all of that. It’s a little overwhelming, honestly, so I’m just focusing on trying to figuring out the main objectives. If I can make it through the entire game, then one day I’ll play it again and try to figure the rest of it out. Anyway, wish me luck! 💖

[stellaluna33]

Domestic Literati:

It's a good thing they locked their bedroom door this morning, because their kid just interrupted a little early morning intimacy by trying to burst into the room! The "emergency?" A nightmare? No... Unbearable hunger? No... They are getting interrupted because the kid just HAD to tell them what just happened in the book they were reading.

[yeonjune]

a live, gq prev, vlog and yawnzzn update on the same day

[charlyritter]

[jayflrt]

𝐀 𝐒𝐓𝐎𝐍𝐄𝐑'𝐒 𝐆𝐔𝐈𝐃𝐄 𝐓𝐎 𝐒𝐓𝐀𝐑𝐁𝐔𝐂𝐊𝐒 18. the do-over date to end all first dates

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SUMMARY ▸ in which you work at the starbucks where heeseung is a regular at (and considered a public enemy). also he only goes when he’s stoned off his ass.

[rokudaimeplease]

“Obito, I’m taking back everything I loaned you. Especially that left eye…”

[rewritingcanon]

no i have to fight with the tiktok wolfstar shippers i have to

[linusbenjamin]

Lost | 3.02 'The Glass Ballerina'

[marilynthornhilllover]

I Was at the mall a couple minutes ago and this milf was behind of me and she turned to me and said " I love the way your perfume smells darling where can I buy that specific flavor" and IT TOOK every cell in my body to try not to fall on my face, but yes I told her where I got it and she smiled and she was like " thank you, I love your outfit btw"

*sighs*

*dies*

[riphimopen]

the A-cup queen we deserve❗❗❗

[strawberrywindow]

I couldn't stop thinking about an AU where Daniel resorts to gathering vitae again, this time to 'cure' Hazel, after his Brennenburg adventure💫, thoughts all mainly derived from this loadscreen text that tells us that Hazel is still in hospice care by the time the game's story began.

As much as I love Daniel, I don't think he really learned all that much from his experience even in the most charitable ending towards him in which he saves Agrippa. I can very, VERY easily see him slipping back into old ways if it meant saving Hazel. The most he seems to approach viewing torture as bad is when he realizes he himself no longer counts as an innocent so he can't justify killing others to save himself anymore. But killing no good, horrible, bad people to save HAZEL? Now, we're cooking with gas 😀 💀

[linksfandomgmxreblogs]

This scene is just funny

He's like excuse me, teamwork? He clearly has it

Warriors over here grinning too

Then Four just laughs like it's so funny and they get so confused

[julykings]

being in a bad mood makes me feel so dramatic i know i will sleep and likely feel 20x better in the morning but in the moment all hope has been lost nothing has ever been worth it nothing will be beautiful again i will never laugh or have friends or love myself Blah blah blah. get over it sweetie go eat a peach and take a nap it’s fine

[jayflrt]

i have some words

[ere-na]

Me looking through companies before sending my CV over:

open statement against Russia -check✔️

no Israel branches or business - check✔️

an active office in Finland (I don't speak Finnish and I can't live there but hey, maybe a work trip sometime?..) - check✔️

[superchat]

can you put your penis in the image for scale purposes

Can I get a bulge pic with your underwear on and one without them on? Can I also get 3 different pics of your balls any position. Also, can i get just a normal pic or your dick from the front and one where it's underneith. Can i get a picture of you jerking off ? Can i get a pic of your dick and ass from behind in one shot? Can i also get a pic your full front body in just your tanktop and speedo? And can I get a pic of your ass while your underwear are all up? Can I also get a pic of your balls while you're in the shower? For the rest of the pics can you just send whatever sexy things you want? For the videos can i get a video of you twerking in just really short shorts? And one of you jerking yourself? One of you actually cumming? Also, can i get one of you playing with your balls while not wearing pants? If you have a flesh light can you send a vid of you licking it?