#( DO IT NOOOOWWWW )

[jackalhadrurusluvr]

you’ll never guess. but my dad forgot to close the door again! and so lucky got out. dawgggggg i do not need this. it looks and smells like it’s going to rain so either he’ll be smart and come back before that or he’ll find someplace to hide. iuurrggggggghhhhggggh how hard is it to close the goddamn door dude

[beckiboos]

Unsurprisingly I have planned the days events horribly

[lycanwlf]

over 25 hours into subnautica save file only to find out the game that i got in totally legit and reliable ways is outdated by 5+ years and i dont have all the content and cant mod the game like i want to

[damnfandomproblems]

Fandom Problem #7716:

"Well you see actually, the reason male characters are more popular than female characters is because they're usually written better, and allowed to be more 3-dimensional. Female characters aren't given as much depth and as such they're usually pretty boring--"

Boring, poorly-written one-dimensional male character: h

"MMMMOOOOOVE OUTTA MY WAY THAT'S BABYGIRL I HAVE TO MALEWIFE HIM RIGHT NOOOOWWWW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"

Jokes aside, while writers DO often drop the ball on their female characters compared to male characters, the conversation usually ends right there. "She's one dimensional and poorly-developed". But by comparison, people are more likely to attach to male characters with much smaller roles or briefer appearances, their lack of developement is in fact more likely to be seen as a positive because that just means more room for fanon and headcanons. But not nearly as much for female characters.

[starlaindisguise]

sorry 4 forgetting i could post here X___X life is lifeing! but the fixation wheels never stop turning……I GOT SUPER INTO LEGO MONKIE KID AGAIN AND NOW I AM MAKING IT EVERYONE’S ISSUE :D !!!

here are my traffic light trio human designs!! i thought really hard about all of the little details soooo lemme just yap about those for a sec :3

MEI )) Han Chinese (based off of her English dub voice actor) !! I gave her lots of piercings, particularly nose piercings (in recent artworks of mine I have drawn the nose piercings with more of a dragon shape) and this cool like…ear chain piercing that connects to pink diamond earrings! I made her jewelry gold to represent how much of a boss she is, and also just because yk, gold, winner, first place, status, AMAZING? I feel like she deserves to feel like a million dollars but that’s just me! Also, fun fact, pink diamonds are one of the rarest and most expensive diamonds in the world. Maybe she got those earrings as an offering, or made fake ones to look cool. It’s your choice! I gave her bright green dragon scales around her face. Her nails are pink and blue because it looks good with her outfit haha,, I also gave her an ace ring because I PROJECT. She has a few cute bracelets (M.A.D. being the most notable) and necklaces I feel like she’d like!! Honestly I just gave her my dream fashion sense

MK )) White + Chinese (Up for change. I like a lot of different interpretations of MK!) I gave him hair clips to push back his side sweep! I also gave him little earrings but not a lot. I don’t think he could handle too many piercings wjsjsjs- I gave him a trans pin and an aroace pin, just my lil headcanons (I guess one canon. TRANSMASC SWAAAAG) I also gave him patches on his jacket; I like to think that Pigsy taught him how to use a sewing machine and he’s addicted to it. That’s why he has the iconic symbol on his back in my heart !! He has a heart and a dragon that Mei gave him :) On his hands he has some eczema scars and hot oil stains from dropping the noodles he delivers,, and that’s pretty much it!! His design is pretty minimalistic because I had the least big ideas for him :3

Red Son )) Black + Chinese !! I gave her lots of piercings as well, but I made them silver and black to contrast Mei’s gold! There’s a whole bunch of them he’s saur pretty !! He has some scars on his hands :(( I wanna also shade in his arms to give him more like,,, burns?? From the impact of the Samadhi Fire?? That almost look like magma? Like the dark fade that a lot of great artists do (one of them being @mariiilume to follow them NOOOOWWWW) except BRIGHT RED…well I don’t wanna describe that any longer because I didn’t even draw it HA UUUUH…Gave her bull ears and cute teeth !! He also has some cute square black nails!! Plus I lengthened their hair. They have such majestic hair it deserves to shine.

[loveiwaizumis]

drinking with childhood bestfriend!sakusa . . <3

I LOVE SAKUSA KIYOOMI SO MUCH cw: themes of alcohol, intoxication, drinking, nothing too srs though, reader being drunk -> generally fluff, sakusa being in love and kinda taking care of reader mwehehe, idk where i'm going w this . . !!, maybe a bit ooc, SAKUSA IS NOT A MEANIE i hate fanon sakusa like jus coz hes a germaphobe doesnt mean hes mean :(, a TEENSY bit of cursing ermm - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - "kiyoooomiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii i feel like a windshield right noooowwww" the (h/c) girl whines, throwing her arms around like a lunatic. "yeah? i bet you do. seriously though, that should be your last drink." kiyoomi laughs lightly in response, carefully taking the glass in her hand to make sure it doesn't break. from the years he's spent with you, this was how it's always been. he's always looked after you, always been caring for you - which was a stark contrast as to what people assumed about him and his seemingly cold exterior. but sakusa was never cold, to put it simply he was blunt and not many people could handle that. so why couldn't he be blunt about his feelings for you? "no!! i refuse!! drink with me first pleaaaaseee kiyooomiii!!!!" she grabbed his arms, shaking him back and forth in an attempt to beg. "dumbass, how are we gonna get home if i get tipsy hmm?" (y/n) "we'll take a cab or something i don't know! pleaaase! it's been so long since i've seen you drunk!!" "that's dangerous, y/n. and you probably won't even remember how i would act tonight if i was drunk.. let's be real here.." he laughed lightly, taking the water from his glass and handing it to you to sober you up a bit. (y/n) "no! i promise i'll remember everything about this night!!! pleaaaase let's make it memorable!" "nah i don't believe you.. you're the most forgetful person i know, tell me what you had for breakfast today." (y/n) ".... that's besides the point! tell me anything and i'll remember it tomorrow morning i promise!" "is that so, now?" (y/n) "yes! i promise! even the most random thing! and if i remember you have to go drinking with me again and ACTUALLY drink!" "yeah yeah sure whatever.." he paused before saying, "i love you." - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - i'm gonna make this a series i got so much ideas from this i'm actually fucking floored for childhood bsf!sakusa

@loveiwaizumis 2024 please do not repost, translate, copy. reblogs and likes appreciated <3 don't be afraid to interact plz i want more interactions 😣!!

[olympiansowl]

The King’s Men of Numenor have to be dumbest people I’ve ever seen in a tv show (and I’ve watched people cheer for Aegon II in kingslanding) 🤡

1 - Their loved ones who died, decided to go to war. They weren’t forced or anything.

2 - They were gifted an Island by the gods and now they hate that religion and they also hate the elves, but when the eagle, a kind of messenger from the God they are hating, shows up at Miriel’s coronation and for MIRIEL, they suddenly cheer for Pharazon bc ofc he would show up for someone who hates his God. 🤡 BE SO FR

3 - Also, they made the whole ass show for Pharazon bc of the eagle and RIGTH AFTER condemning Miriel bc of the Palantir 🤡🤡🤡 as if the eagle wasn’t there to show them something like “y’all should choose that beautiful woman as your leader she’s the it girl from Numenor and super kind and smart too”

4 - THE DAMN EAGLE WAS LOOKING AT HER BE SO FR NOOOOWWWW

5 - Also, shouldn’t she have more protection? Like guards do something bc elendil and her maids were the only ones really fighting to get to her

[teddybeartoji]

Mickey my beloved!!! 16, 38, and 43 for the ask game :D

ELLE MY LOVEEE!!!! HII HIII HIIII:333333

16: i’ll love you if

IF WE CAN SIT IN SILENCE TOGETHERRR!!!!! comfortable silences my beloved parallel play my beloved<33333333 i love it when we can just be in each other's spaces without ever actually having to speak yk? liiiike don't get me wrong i am a big talker lmao but i do need a lot of quiet time too and so this is very important to me. maybe i'm playing a video game aand you're on your phone or reading or smth, all that matters is that we're together in the same room, glancing at each other every once in a while just to smile and then get back to our little tasks hehehehe

38: my childhood career choice

i already talked abt my hair stylist dreams and then abt my detective ones but noooowwww we're onto my actor dreams:33333333 well a career in Film overall actually bc i wanted to be a screenwriter aaand also an actual director too bc idk i thought (still do ngl) those would be so fucking cool... buuuuut i think actor always took the first place anyway bc it seems like so much fun!!!!!!!!!!!! tbh i still dream abt this sometimes lmao ever since i was a kid i loved action movies and i thought that i'd be SOOOO FUCKING SICKKK to be playing in one yk? like yeah wtf i wanna be john wick or smth. i always adore adore adore all sorts of actor au's too wahhh i love them sm!!!!!!!!!!!!

43: sexiest person that comes to my mind immediately

😔😔😔toji............... idk if that even counts ig he is a Character....... (i want him so bad) BUT MMMMMM SECOND RUNNER UP IS TOM HARDYYY!!!!!!!!!!!!!! HE'S SUUPER SEX HE'S SO COOL he's my icon he's my role model i love him<333333333333333

nosy asks

[ateohsixxxx]

We'll be watching from the other side of the confessional. So do go on about angel kink.

🫠

AJSJDNNDNFNY dont get me talking about this right noooowwww, I drafted a whole post about it. No spoilers ahahaha

[jeanharlowseyebrows]

Do you have any fun conspiracy theories about how the reunion tour came to be/whether there's a new album coming/what the fuck Noel has going on right now?

i'd say all i really have are my hopes and my dreams and my positive manifestations i think. my shortish answer is:

1) noel missed liam and oasis and there wasn't a reason to NOT do it anymore after the divorce and there are benefits involved including selling out a fuck off big tour and making a pile of cash and also liam was literally just there waiting saying yay take me back yay!!! and so noel did. yay love is surreal

2) yes and the only reason i think this is because i want it desperately even though i am also terrified by the thought of it because if people don't like it and blame liam in any way it's going to hurt my feelings #soft #sensitive #liamgirl. i'm already miffed by all of the r/oasis posts where people are like "well what if liam sounds like THIS [linked video where the only thing wrong is he's not 22 anymore] would you be happy THEN?" leave him alooooone

3) man who knows. he seems soooooo unemployed but also if there's an album he must be working on it. what he NEEDS to be doing is getting photographed with his goddamn brother or doing an INTERVIEW. and like i get WHY they're not putting themselves in the position to be asked about all the shit they've said over the years but i want to knooooooooowwwwww like noel can't keep his fkn mouth shut about anything else on god's green earth but noooowwww he wants to go silent. SPEAK you bastard!

i feel like there are soooo many questions that i can't even begin to come up with what feels like a confident hypothesis so mostly i'm going off of what the oasis scholars on this website think and the inclinations of my own beautiful heart. logically, there must've been a thawing of personal relations behind the scenes a decent amount of time before the reunion talks began but they're also both insane so we can't always go by what's logical. i do feel semi-confident that the actual planning started mid-2023 but then it makes me mad to think about noel's "call me" psychological warfare working exactly how he wanted it to work i.e. liam calling him first. like my girl deserves to be chased for once ACTUALLY.

[endosexual]

Refused to say anything about Mönchengladbach scoring two goals until the last minute btw and guess what. Theyre doing the thing again. SOMEBODY LIFT THAT BLESSING FROM LEVERKUSEN NOOOOWWWW

[vecnokriv-nikolicel]

I think I might be autistic. I have no idea what to do.

Hi, so sorry for taking ages to respond, I wanted to ensure that I had/wrote everything down to the best of my abilities.

First of all, I want you to know that everything will be okay <3

I would recommend following some autistic content creators as they do make videos about the diagnostic process + it's a good way of seeing if your traits/experiences match up with theirs. I'll link down some content creators (most of which are from the UK as I am myself) but it's also good to look into following some content creators from your country if you're not from the UK yourself.

https://www.tiktok.com/@ellaellaw

https://www.tiktok.com/@morgaanfoley

https://www.tiktok.com/@ellen__jones

https://www.tiktok.com/@kaelynn_vp

If you're looking to get diagnosed, it depends on your age and how open your parents/guardians are. If you're 18 or over, then you can go to your general practitioner without your guardians knowing. But if you're under 18, you may* have to talk to your guardians about the possibility of you being autistic. Ofc if you know your guardians may act harshly towards you if you mention it, as hard as it is, please don't have that convo with them. Your safety is of the upmost importance!

*if you're 16-17, you may be able to see a GP yourself depending on your countries laws. ik in the uk you can

noooowwww once you start doing research, be sure to write down a list of reasons why you believe you're autistic to show your guardians (if you know they'll respond neutrally/positively) and/or your GP

And once you go to your GP, you'll most likely be referred to some sort of psychology neurodiversity team. Each country is different so I can't really/don't want to say too much bc my experience in the UK may be vastly different to your country - but from there, they'll explain how the process goes (how long it'll take, how many appointments, etc)

Idk if this helped or made sense, but I've also linked the NHS (British public health care) guide on how to get diagnosed if you are based in the UK! And if you're not, it's a good way to see how it could work in your country as, if you're based in Europe (which I assume you are as I'm a Joker Out blog lol) the way to get diagnosed should be similar.

I hope this helps! <3

[fnvbennygecko]

okayyy well i got the mod working and now i can drag benny around the wasteland yippeeee but also i wanna go do the dead money dlc noooowwww

[thirtyoneflirtingnoneanddying]

11.16

idk man lol

there is just something that like gave me the ick about all this today. and I know it's because I am triggered. so it's not just "something" lol I'm triggered. it doesn't feel good to not receive that communication and it makes me feel like I am being conditioned to accept that even tho I know that is not the case. he doesn't seem manipulative like that, he seems pretty direct. but how long until he is direct tho? because how long did it take him to ask about cumming inside me? it took him like two weeks. so like what is he thinking about?

that's what bothers me. I guess I do need to be more mysterious lol like I guess I could definitely be saying less. I hate that it feels like I am being conditioned to say less. idk. like I'm being overwhelming.

but I don't wanna hold back..............BUTTTTT now I feel like I have to.

and noooowwww he sent like 9 messages in a row and it's just like......... come on bruh. I mean I get that I asked about his day (like a cool 5 hours ago) but like good god. it makes me literally crazy.

I don't want to be this way!!!!!!!!!!!! and now I feel like I have to ignore the messages for a good long while because omg you couldn't communicate that it was going to be a busy day? what's going on there? you did it yesterday????? so what happened today that made that communication less of a priority? I guess it tells me to check mine huh... cause maybe he's too important if he can rattle me this much. maybe my brain is just too whacked.

like what business do I have participating in this lol that is a shit feeling. it's like cool I don't even have to be high to feel bad about it. I can feel like shit about bpd all by myself! it's crazy I'll probably never receive a diagnosis but I know a split when I feel one. I'm just trying to protect myself by hitting eject emotionally. I'm glad I have enough of a handle to not say or do shit I would regret. but fuck lol it does not feel good. it makes me feel very embarrassed to have feelings. not as safe.

I guess that's why I should really slow down. like in a real way. I'm not looking at this closely or carefully enough. I gotta chill.

[peterlorres21stcentury]

this dialogue happened in my head while I was showering

[EXT: Hell. The demons are relaxing in the lake of fire doing nothing when TORG sidles in. The others start chattering amongst themselves, glaring at him in displeasure.]

demons: Oh no, not that guy. Pfft, pathetic weakling. Can't even devour more than three humans at once, what a loser, etc. etc.

king demon: Torg, I thought I told you not to show your face again until you proved your worth around here.

Torg: Oh, but I did! [smiles vacantly, looking rather proud of himself] I even waited until I was extra-hungry this time, and devoured all those lost souls trapped in the Room of Doom, and...

king demon: What?? Those were MY lost souls! I was saving them for dessert! Oh, that's it. You're an utter disgrace to this profession, you know that?

Torg: Huh? But--

king demon: As punishment, I'm exiling you to Earth for the next ten thousand years. In fact, why don't you stay there for the rest of time. I am SO finished with you.

Torg: 🥺 But what should I do?

king demon: I dunno, use your imagination for once! Go torment the humans like you're supposed to. Get reincarnated over and over until you manage to eat them all, I don't even care anymore. You probably won't even remember your demonic nature after the first few avatars anyway, you hopeless creature.

Torg: What's an avatar?

king demon: OUT, NOOOOWWWW

[ohcessilia]

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