#( ahah... )

[stargirlstabber]

imagine client!vi regularly going to a strip club, but to only one of the girls there. and that's you. and if you're not there when she decides to get herself a good fuck and let off some steam, if you're just not there, vi's turning her on her heels and straight up walks out again. your boss offered her other women- no. you, and only you, not anyone else. she's been so loyal to you as a client that she now has her own private sessions on your and sometimes her apartment, and you know what the best thing is? now that you're her girlfriend, she gets them without a time limit and for free.

[ofamess]

i'm that friend who still skips the ' hi, how are you' small talk.

to BITCH LISTEN HERE YOU LITTLE SHIT-- and send you positive vibes.

or smut. who knows the mood.

[matteoberrettini]

i think i'm just incapable of being happy but everything's good yeah

[vyuntspakhkite-l-darling]

So sad I can't write Arsioly's first kill in his own perspective.... but it's still pretty fun from Visralion's POV too :3

Tw he kills a guy it's not terribly graphic, just kind of, but he does kill a guy and he's kind of weird about it

The nationalist noticed the soldier creeping up on him too late. Just as he made to turn around, Arsioly slapped a hand over his mouth from behind, muffling any attempts to scream. Arsioly dug his knife into the side of his throat and tore it across until it came free on the other side. He hugged the body against himself with an arm slipped under one shoulder, reaching around to grip the other. Visralion could only see from the back how Arsioly's head bent down and to the side, as if to savor the sight of a throat ripped open or to whisper a secret in the dead soldier's ear.

He started taking slow steps backwards, dragging the body back towards the tree line. He laid it in the grass with a reverence that reminded Visralion of when he was young and would watch through church windows as beadles dressed fallen soldiers with herbs and lowered them into coffins.

Visralion felt nauseous as he watched Arsioly bend over the corpse, take his bloody knife, and cut the tip of the soldier's ear off.

"What the fuck?" Sibatol stammered, taking a step away.

"Souvenirs."

"You're insane."

"Be quiet."

[poqu]

at the bakery~

[nouverx]

"I want to eat you" is their love language and you can't change my mind

[tenowls]

i am not immune to friends

[peculiar-potato]

I’M??? I’M SORRY??

The new Minecraft movie trailer LITERALLY opened with the “the children yearn for the mines” meme???

???????????????

[random-cockroach]

Have been reading Dratchrod fics, got disappointed, drew dratchrod

[didy414]

new tennis fit

[icantbotherwithusernames]

another (relatively) old gf comic i did.

[kagihirapotato]

shiguang fluff week: free day

they spent their free day skateboarding (don’t try this at home)

[nekovale]

Secret Santa for @cryptid-juzou !! They had maid!Chuuya among the requested prompts and I immediately jumped at that. I really hope you like it! (Some bonuses that didn't make the cut) Thanks to @bungostraydogs-secret-santa for organizing this!

[sourlemonadez]

Slight Secret of the Mimic spoilers

A little follow up to my previous post where I got the idea with the baby pictures including my sona THIS IS SO DUMB LMAOAOA

[nouverx]

Louise never heard about puppy love, cause they don't know that term in France 💔

---------------------------------------------

Lyrics are from Louise by TV Girl ! I was listening to it yesterday and that specific line on the second page screamed Alastor I just had to draw something about it

[mellosghosts]

oh to sleep in the warm embrace of your catboy coded boyfriend