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[hairupintheair]

Trolls Cookbook Text

Troll Slaw

Ingredients

-9 Trolls, shredded -2 pounds of green cabbage -1 Teaspoon Caraway seeds -3 cups of mayonnaise -2 tablespoons white vinegar -1 clove garlic, minced -1 teaspoon dijon mustard -2 carrots, grated (1 cup)

Directions

In a large bowl, toss Trolls with 1 tbsp salt. Cover with ice water, refrigerate for 1 hour. This will preserve their color.

Drain the chilled Trolls, then squeeze in a towel to absorb any excess moisture. While simple, this is the most important step. The dressing will coat much better to a dry Troll.

Return to the large bowl. Stir in carrots and toasted caraway seeds. Add dressing and stir well.

Filet of Troll

Ingredients

-1/2 lbs filet of Trolls, trimmed and tied -5 tablespoons unsalted butter -1 tbsp salt -1 tbsp pepper

Directions

Preheat the oven to 451 degrees F. Place the Trolls on a sheet pan and pat them down. Use your hands to spread the butter over them. If they laugh, don't be alarmed. Trolls are ticklish by nature. Sprinkle the sale and pepper, evenly.

Roast in the oven for exactly 24 minutes. Remove the trolls from the oven, cover them tightly with aluminum foil, and allow them to rest at room temperature for 20 minutes. Remove the strings and slice the filet of trolls thickly.

Beef Trollganoff

Directions

Slice trolls against the grain into 1 inch strips. Trolls may lose color when you begin slicing. This is normal.

Cook Trolls using same skillet until brown. Heat to boil; reduce heat. Cover and simmer for 15 minutes. Stir into Troll mixture. Serve over noodles. Enjoy!

Ingredients

-1 1/2 pounds Troll -8 ounces day-old mushrooms, sliced -2 medium onions, thinly sliced -1/4 cups margarine -1 1/2 cups Troll-flavored broth -1/4 teaspoon salt -1 teaspoon worcestershire sauce -1/2 cup all purpose flour -1 1/2 cups sour cream -3 cups cooked egg noodles

Spicy Tuna Troll

Ingredients -5 cups sushi rice -2 sheets dry seaweed -3 tbsp white sesame seeds -4 lbs sushi-grade Trolls -1 cup mayonnaise -1/4 tbsp of dry chili pepper

Directions

Chop trolls and mix with mayonnaise and chili-pepper. Put a sheet of seaweed on a mat. Spread a portion of rice on top of the sheet. Sprinkle sesame seeds on top of the sushi rice. Please a portion of troll mixture lengthwise on the rice. Roll the mat, pressing forward to shape the sushi into a cylinder. Firmly press the mat and remove it from the sushi.

Cut the rolls into bite size pieces. Enjoy!

Jellied Cassetroll

Ingredients

-1 box of gelatin mix -12-17 Trolls -16 oz of sour cream -8 oz whipped topping -2 cups boiling water

Directions

Dissolve gelatin mixture in boiling water for 2 minutes. Add Trolls, chopped. Blend mixture with a hand mixer until the Trolls and gelatin have adequately mixed. Place in the fridge for 2-3 hours or until the gelatin mixture sets half way.

Lightly fold in the sour cream and whipped topping. Pour the entire mixture into a mold of your choice. This is where you get creative! Troll Hair molds, Trollstice molds, a mold for every occasion!

Fruity Troll Roll

Directions

Mix all the ingredients except chocolate in a large bowl. Stir thoroughly and place on a foil covered tray. Refrigerate until needed.

Form into two logs, using greased hands. If Troll hair protrudes from log, don't worry. This is great for presentation and adds a bit of color to the dish!

Melt chocolate while logs chill. Once melted, pour over logs. You may notice a few shouts or screams when you begin pouring the chocolate. This lets you know the chocolate is the perfect temperature! Chill the logs in the fridge.

Slice with a serrated knife to serve.

[fizzy-dizz]

Lumiere's Sick Day: Pages 1-2 Lumiere catches the flu and is forced to stay in his room and rest. Cogsworth comes by to keep him company (whether he likes it or not!!!) Next

Ok so I've set myself a challenge this year to create a comic, and here it is! With these two buffoons <33 This is essentially just a generic sickfic except I'm not v good at writing so I'm drawing it instead LMAO

I'll be posting in two-page increments weekly, orrrr whenever I get them done. To the 3 ppl who care abt them pls enjoy!!!

[art-o-gant]

even more deeply unserious drawings (i started restaurant edition)

[shmorp-mcdurgen]

Figured i'd start actually. slowly reintroducing the new monster au turned oc project by first posting the new character names!

Mark -> Markus Adrianne Addams (Mark/Chris) Cesar -> Martin Garcia Sarah -> Amber Addams (Ace) Thatcher -> Jackson Hyde (Jack) Ruth -> Mabel Palmer Dave -> Barney Holmes Evelin -> Olivia Davis (Liv) Jonah -> Aaron Jones (AJ)

Another thing I wanted to introduce, this universe from now on will be referred to as Whispers of Willows!

[sweeneydino]

Au name ideas: Multidimensional downsizing

Transporters don’t act like they do in Space Heroes Leo!

Honey, I shrunk the villains, Honey now they are approaching at rapid speeds

Well, this didn’t come with the villain manual

How to fail at traveling dimensions, a guide: Villains edition

Oh my god, these are all perfect.

"Honey, I shrunk the villains, Honey, now they are approaching at high speeds"

AACHJKIYRDCNKYD that's so fitting

They are all so fitting... Omg you're amazing at this, my friend 💕

I think "Transporters don't act like they do in Space Heroes Leo!" Is perfect omg thank you so much!

[carmenpeach]

spark n fark n sonic n randy cunnigham ^-^

[1o1percentmilk]

actually. put in the tags what your texting style is like (as far as capitalization, punctuation you tend to use, abbreviations, etc.) and whether you think it's accurate to the way you speak

[joelletwo]

nekama

(n) someone who plays (portrays themselves as) the opposite sex online (formed from netto and okama)

COOL

[piningprecussionist]

(ooc)

WELL YOU DIDN'T HAVE TO BEAT ME TO DEATH, DAMN, NOIZE

[softgrungeprophet]

kaine wip 60k and it only covers like 2 months' worth of events

the power of... *checks document* describing kaine taking a bath for half a page, and all these scenes of him half conscious in the hospital... 3 page dream sequence... buying a $400k car... etc...

[chaos-has-theories]

Imagine you're kind of the Antichrist but it's fiiiine you're baptized and all that jazz, so all you got out of the whole affair is a single mom, some nifty magic and also a pretty decent brain.

But then some idiot King wants to sacrifice you to build a tower and they drag you there and you take one look at the hill they're building on and go "…that's a bog. You're building on a fucking BOG, your majesty, of COURSE your tower is falling down"

And they all hesitate but seem unconvinced, so you sigh and add in your most dramatic voice "also there's two DRAGONS under these ROCKS and they're totally cursing your tower just dig there you'll see" so they dig there and you create a little illusion HOORAY now they don't want to, you know, KILL you. But now they're asking what the dragons mean and you're like "what do you mean. it's dragons. they're fighting. you can build your stupid tower now can I go home" but noooo so you have to invent some stuff about what it could mean. And suddenly you're known as the greatest seer of Britain until True Thomas and you have to lead every stupid king and help them with their even stupider romantic entanglements until you can maybe have your own and get buried alive in some cave and finally get some rest.

oh and your name is Merlin

[grongle9001]

They dancin'. I'm thinking about a grim reaper au

[pallases]

wait this is so weird i forgot this takes place before fox vs ravens championship

[peridots-pixiwolf]

TRICK OR TREAT! : D

I think apple cobbler and cider provide an equivalent to your pie and Generic Beverage, M&Ms being an obvious twin–we've also got the originals in the back if peanuts aren't your favorite! :]

[do-you-know-this-adhd-character]

Do you know this (noncanon) ADHD character?

Evidence doesn't really need to go beneath a cut for this one; it's all in this post.