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[song-of-flame-xiv]

Today's cursed Alliance Raid Roulette brought to you by....

[moon-blessed-xiv]

"I see now why they call this alpaca 'The Example'..."

He is keeping an ample distance from the foul creature. And also Wuk Lamat. The alpaca spit, indeed, is quite rancid.

[ancientforgcd]

"Sorry, I tripped."

[vishapsking]

i saw this on twt. comment down below what's your hated fandom joke about your muse/fave character?

i'll start. mine is easy 'zhongli's dog/pet' and 'ugly frog'

[wiildhearrted]

Teef.

She chomp.

[donnas-dollface]

what my dad thought he was getting for writing that postcard

[imperialknxght]

"9?!"

"91!?"

"910?!?!"

[kolak-magiya-a]

GEE I WONDER WHY THEY'RE ALIKE, TUMBLR LMAO

@milesducemdominus

[kxllerblond]

clark licking a spoon while making direct seductive eye contact with your muse in that cheesy cliche way you see in movies or romance novels.

he frowns because your muse is staring while he eats his yogurt. seductive bedroom eyes were actually exhausted tired eyes. this man has slept 4 hours in two days. put him to bed oh my god.

[frontmansdog]

mentally taking a drag of my mental cigarette because I don’t smoke but life has been very smokable lately

[song-of-flame-xiv]

Her fingers are raw and her gear has broken three times by now.

She has over 3,000 pie dough.

How did this happen, you ask? Joke's on you, not even she knows.

All she wanted to do was make a stack of rabbit pie.

All there is, though, is pie dough.

Pie dough, is all there ever was.

She is pie.

Help.

[shelteringyourdna]

well look who it is. my old friend. the conses of my quences.

[frontmansdefender]

“How’s life?”

Me:

[vishapsking]

as my friend said, these are liyue brand tiddies. these are...geo tiddies. that's a geo promise.

[the-future-is-chrome]

the neurodivergent experience:

20% of the time: wowwieee!!! i love my passions and interests!!!!! they make me so happy i want to jump up and down!!!!! weee!!!!!!! :3333333333

80% of the time: this mind is a prison