#(( at *least* once ))

[alyakthedorklord]

Bruce Wayne, sitting in a cute eco-friendly cafe while on a video call with Tim: Oh Noooo, are you sure there’s no way the board of directors will let us get rid of this old decrepit Wayne Factory building that is unsafe for our workers and also for the surrounding environment?

CEO Tim, with equal gravitas: No, I’m afraid they just won’t budge. It technically meets legal requirements on paper, and we can’t prove that the chemicals affecting the local ecosystem that have no other possible source are from the out-of-date drainage system… they’re saying it would cost too much to fix the place up too, which is ridiculous, because we’re us, but our hands are tied…

Bruce, full Brucie himbo mode: Oh I just feel so SAD for all the sweet fluffy animals and the pretty flowers and especially our hard workers dealing with such unsafe conditions… I think I’ll give them all a nice short vacation this weekend, so the ENTIRE PLACE will be EMPTY and SHUT DOWN from FRIDAY TO TUESDAY, the SECURITY SYSTEM WILL BE DOWN because it’s just so GLITCHY, I’m sure nothing will happen to the ENVIRONMENTAL STAIN ON OUR COMPANIES NAME THAT WILL BE COMPLETELY ABANDONED FROM FRIDAY TO TUESDAY- Timmy do you think I’m being too subtle?

Tim, snickering: no no you’re doing great Bruce I’m sure they’ve got it

Poison Ivy, on a date the next table over: ( ‘-‘)-☕️

Harley, through tears of repressed laughter: so… we doing anythin’ this weekend?

[hurlyburlytopsyturvy]

i had these funni videos recommended to me and once the homestuck rot in my brain picked up on some dave coding— i couldn’t help myself ↓↓

↑↑ rewfewence CartierKy (TheCartierKy) on youtube

[mimi-saurio]

Jonathan, Will, Mike, and Nancy trick-or-treating back in their childhood days <3

[goodwillfidgetspinner]

fight fighters secret ending [real not clickbait]

[imgae description credit @princess-of-purple-prose, i hope i did it right.]

[godsworstson]

these two have me in a chokehold

[sufjanjoy]

Merlin: Sometimes I wish I was on crack.

Arthur: What the fuck dose that even mean-

[prringlecan]

inumaki is funny

[starcurtain]

I haven't even started 4.1's archon quest and yet I am still absolutely shocked that I haven't seen a "rough-around-the-edges single dad meets his kid's gorgeous kindergarten teacher" AU for Wriothesley and Neuvillette yet.

The trope writes itself at this point, my guys.

[edsbacktattoo]

🙋 hiiiii i need Stede to call Ed beautiful at least once or i’m going to murder all life on earth with my bare fucking hands hehehe <3

[kokabegami]

[elliebell77]

he would not fucking say that

[evil-but-refined]

Unfortunately I do find myself deeply attracted to Alice Dyer, her jokes and general 'I'm tired of everything but a least I'm funny and hot' attitude has truly captivated me (/p)

[omnificent-orion]

so, summer so long

[codychristiantreasures]

Random Cody thought. If he is going to keep wearing the hats then I want to see it backwards. Just once Cody please. If you’re not going to let me see your hair then at least give me this.

[ohheyitsjustbear]

Girls need to blow smoke in my face and get me really high and dumb more often

[cryptid-scribs]

Simon trauma dumping during the smoke sesh