#(I mean he’s getting absolutely spoiled and pampered right now how could he not be? lol)

[a-polite-melody]

As much as I’m still dealing with a lot of grief around Diesel’s cancer diagnosis, and there’s the ever-looming uncertainty of when his quality of life will take a turn…

Right now, he’s just acting like a normal old, content cat. If not for the tumour making one of his “cheeks” look double the size of the other, and the drooling and lessened ability to eat hard food that comes with it, you’d almost never notice anything wrong.

I mean, look at him!

[buckys-metal-arm]

Let Me Take Care of You

Bucky x GN!Reader

Description: you help Bucky relax after a long day 

Warnings: fluff!, Nudity kind of? I mean you give Bucky a bath but the fact he's naked isn't really brought up, Nonsexual massage, gratuitous use of pet names, mentions of anxiety

A/N: Bucky deserves all the gentle affection and soft touches and love and I plan to write him receiving them 😤😭💙💜

((18+ only below the cut please and thank you!!))

You heard the door slam, and knew that Bucky was home

Slowly, you sat up, poking your head over the couch to see your boyfriend kicking off his boots

“Hey, Sweet Boy,” you kissed his cheek when he sat down beside you, “how are you doing?”

He let out a grunt, crossing his arms over his chest and focusing on the TV with a little huff.

“Buck, talk to me,” you cupped his jaw, bringing his face to yours, “what's wrong, hm? Why are you so grumpy?”

“‘m always grumpy, according to Sam.” He mumbled.

“Not here, not with me.”

His blue eyes met yours, bright but bloodshot.

“Having a rough time right now, Doll. I'll be okay in a bit.” He took your hand and gently kissed the back of your palm, “jus’ some work stuff.”

You nodded sympathetically, wrapping your arms around him and all but forcing him to lay down with you.

Bucky needed some TLC and you were gonna give it to him, dammit.

He settled down on top of you, laying his head on your chest as your hand began to card through his hair.

Your free hand slipped under his shirt to rub his back, and that was when you felt it

His muscles were tense and taught, his entire back one big knot

That tore it for you

He needed more than some TLC

Bucky needed to be absolutely spoiled today, and you were going to make sure that he was

“Hey,” Bucky's eyes met yours, “I’m gonna go run you a bath."

“You don't have to do that, Doll,” he kissed your cheek, “don't go through all that trouble for me.”

“I wasn't giving you an option. I'm taking care of you today.”

“I'm sure you have more important things to do than fuss over me.”

“My Bucky needs some pampering, that's more important than anything.”

He smiled softly at you and kissed your lips, “thank you.”

“Of course, Baby.”

A bit later Bucky was settled in a warm bubble bath, relaxing as you massaged shampoo into his scalp.

You always took longer than you probably needed to when working the soap into his short hair, just so you could hear the content little hums he was making.

“Alright, Baby. Head back, I'm gonna rinse you,” he did as instructed and you gently ran the shower head over his hair, shielding his eyes

“I was thinking, one you're done with your bath I could work those knots out of your back for you,” you told him, kissing his forehead once you'd finished.

“You don't have to do that, Doll.”

“I know I don't have to. But I want to,” you kissed his cheek, “your back has to be hurting all tied up like that, I want to make you feel better.”

Bucky smiled warmly.

“I love you,” he whispered as you helped him lean back against the porcelain, a relaxed sigh escaping him.

“I love you too, Baby.” You lovingly scratched his stubble, “I'm gonna go get out room ready, okay? You just stay here and relax, shout if you need me.”

He nodded and closed his eyes as you left him.

You turned down the bed and dimmed the lights, pulling up the 40s music playlist on your Spotify and letting it play softly in the background.

You put Bucky's favorite throw on the bed for him and set out a pillow before placing a bottle of lilac-scented lotion on the nightstand

You knew how much he loved the scent.

When you'd first started dating he had brought you a bouquet of them, and had come to associate them with you.

Once the room was fully optimized for some Bucky pampering, you went to the kitchen, filled his water bottle, and filled a bowl with pieces of chocolate

Bucky didn't eat or drink nearly as much as he probably should, so you were always quick to feed and water him when you were caring for him like this

When everything was set you returned to your boyfriend and found him fighting to stay awake.

You chuckled fondly as you shook him awake, “c'mon Sweet Boy, time to get out.”

You dried his body with the softest towel you could find before dressing him in a pair of shorts and leading him into the bedroom.

He gasped when he saw the cozy atmosphere you had created for him.

“Doll, you didn't have to go through all this trouble for me–” he turned bright red as you cupped his face.

“Would you stop that?” You asked, stroking his cheek, “I know I don't have to do anything. I do this because I want to. I like taking care of you, I like knowing that I can help you feel good. It's what you deserve.”

Bucky opened his mouth to protest, but you place a finger on his lips, “you've been through so much, Baby Boy. You've had to be so brave and strong. You deserve to be loved and taken care of and treated like something precious. Because you are. So please Baby, just let me take care of you.”

He crushed you in a hug, hiding his face in your hair.

“Thank you Doll,” he murmured as you wrapped your arms around his waist in turn.

“Any time, Buck.” You pulled away, leading him to the bed, “alright Baby, lay down on your stomach okay?”

He did as instructed, settling his head on the pillow, supporting his head with his arm.

“Can I get started, Sweetheart?” You asked, leaning down and kissing his shoulder.

He nodded, and you set to work.

Bucky gasped as you started to rub his back, the floral scented lotion cool against his skin.

You carefully worked out each individual knot, stopping and peppering little kisses along his spine every now and then.

You smiled at the happy little noises he was making, enjoying your soft touch.

Bucky had been with you for some time now, and he still couldn't comprehend how you could be so gentle with him

There was a pleasant fuzzy feeling creeping into his mind as you worked, blocking out every negative thought and anxiety Bucky had been carrying all day and allowing him to only focus on the here and now.

The way you massaged each taut muscle, working out each knot without causing him pain, the tender kisses you pressed to his back, it was so much more than he was used to

More than he'd ever dreamed he'd get, and far more than he thought he deserved. 

You finished his massage and pressed a kiss to his temple, “how're you feeling, Baby?”

He let out a little hum, making you smile.

“Do you need anything else?” You asked, carding a hand through his hair, “I thought we could take a nap.”

“Skin-on-skin?” he asked, looking up at you with pleading blue eyes.

“Of course, Honey,” You smiled and slipped off your shirt before climbing into bed beside him.

Bucky laid down on top of you, resting his head on your chest.

As he nestled into you, you grabbed his water bottle, “can I get you to drink something for me, Baby Boy?”

Bucky nodded and allowed you to slip the soft silicone mouthpiece between his lips, taking long, slow sips off the bottle.

“Good, Bucky,” you smiled, “are you hungry?”

He nodded, and you began to hold pieces of chocolate up to his mouth, feeding him with one hand and stroking his hair with the other

You knew that Bucky was an adult, fully capable of taking care of himself

But he'd taken care of himself for long enough, he deserved a break

And if that break came in the form of getting the skin-on-skin contact he desperately needed while being hand fed like a prince, then god dammit you’re gonna give it to him.

You’d give him the universe if he asked

Once he finished his chocolate, you noticed he was fighting to stay awake, his blue-gray eyes fluttering against your skin.

You kissed his forehead

“Take a nap, Sweetheart. I’ll be here when you wake up,” you brushed his hair out of his eyes and kissed his cheek, “sleep tight, Baby. I love you.”

“Thank you for taking care of me, Doll,” he whispered as he drifted off.

You smiled softly and kissed his forehead.

“Always, Bucky.”

[skz-rin]

『📜』 ── Rin in skz family

(🌷 ) … about her

🌸 age: 26

🌸 occupation: ex-model now a travel blogger.

🌸 relationship: middle sister of han and seungmin, daughter of grandma i.n and grandpa felix, sister in law of Lina and Hyunjin and aunt of changbin, chan and yongbok

used to be a really famous model in her early twenties but then she married a rich businessman and gave that up. She travels the world now alone and her 'husband' is nowhere to be seen.

Always bringing everyone expensive and extravagant gifts. She is one of changbin's biggest supporters in his rap career even getting him connection with well known rappers occasionally.

(🌷 ) … her background

she grew up very spoiled as the only girl in between two boys she was very favoured by her parents and extremely pampered. she started doing beauty pageants and photoshoots when she was very young around the age of 11. at the age of 17 she was approached by a company who wanted to debut her but her parents said no since they wanted her to finish her education so finally at 21 when she finally finished she joined a company and started working full time as a model. she became an overnight sensation and got really popular often appearing in magazines and billboards. it is rumoured that her career started declining when she reached her late twenties but somehow she met her husband around the same time and they got married, she left the modelling world at his request and now earns money and spends her time doing extremely fancy solo trips and recording them.

(🌷 ) … her hobbies

talking about her various trips

spoiling her niece and nephews

tickling bang chan

snitching on her brothers

showing people her photoshoots and magazine covers

( 🌷 ) … her relationship with the family

🌸 grandpa felix ♥︎♥︎♥︎♥︎♥︎ -> she loves to film tiktoks with him, anytime they are together they film a minimum of 5

🌸 grandma i.n ♥︎♥︎♥︎♥︎♥︎ -> there are rumours of rin being her favourite child (those rumours are true)

🌸 han ♥︎♥︎♥︎ -> there is very obviously that sibling love between them, the I grew up with you and you are someone I have looked up to my entire life and have some very fond memories with. but that is about it, she isn't the happiest with how he is right now and how he treats his wife and is very outspoken about it which has caused rifts between them.

🌸hyunjin ♥︎♥︎♥︎♥︎ -> they like eachother. consider eachother as confidants in this family and are always seen gossiping or giggling or just being close. hyunjin was the first sister that rin had so they are extremely close and rin treasures her a lot... maybe more than her brothers at times.

🌸 changbin ♥︎♥︎♥︎♥︎♥︎ -> he is her first nephew so he means the world to her whatever changbin wants, changbin gets.

🌸 bang chan ♥︎♥︎♥︎♥︎♥︎ -> same with him although he is j=very young she likes talking with him bringing him different toys from different places and is also constantly seen petting his hair.

🌸 seungmin ♥︎♥︎♥︎♥︎ -> she likes him slightly better than han because he is younger and also a victim but his carelessness when it comes to his wife and his lack of worry for discussing divorce in front of his kid puts her off.

🌸 lina ♥︎♥︎ -> she doesn't like her. point blank believes that lina is the cause of all the issues in her family, but also has grudging respect because of how strong that woman is.

🌸 yongbook ♥︎♥︎♥︎♥︎♥︎ -> absolutely adores her. that is her baby right there! nothing can make rin hate this little fluff of sunshine.

🌸 ina ♥︎♥︎ -> she doesn't care much for her, she isn't a part of rin's family and as thus rin could care less. but ina is also an influencer and rin sees that changbin is interested in her which leads to rin trying to put effort into being friends with her.

(🌷 ) … her best moments

"ah hyunjin it's versachay... Not versachee"

gifting overly expensive gifts to everyone as soon as she enters.

that one time han called lina jagiya she was seen gently leading chan away like 'come one... let's go you deserve better than seeing your dad fail at life...'

absolutely everytime she snitches on han to hyunjin or their parents she looks extremely proud of herself as if she had just done something amazing.

every single tiktok she has recorded with grandpa felix.

once she had five outfit changes in one day just so she could show off all her new clothes that she got hand made.

clapping and cheering loudly everytime one of the kids plus hyunjin were introducing themselves and then just giving a stink face and rolling her eyes when her brother and lina were introducing themselves.

taglist🏷️ - @smh-anon @cheolsboo @felixsbrat @butterflydemons

[kohakun]

title » taking care of them when they're sick

pairing » ritsu sakuma x gn!reader || hiiro amagi x gn!reader || mayoi ayase x gn!reader

requested? no, but hiiro and mayoi were suggested by march (@rinnelovebot)

genre » fluff, some crack

warnings » not proofread, cursing, mentions of medicine, mentions of fainting in hiiro's part, insecurities (?) in mayoi's part (let me know if i missed anything.)

a/n » surprise haha. more self-indulgent content.

➳ ritsu sakuma

✧ was he your boyfriend or a child? at this point, you weren't sure.

✧ he gets so whiny when he's sick, even more so than usual. he whines when you stop cuddling with him to go to the bathroom, he whines when you tell him to take medicine, he whines when you tell him he can't kiss you because he'll get you sick too, he just whines a lot in general.

✧ if he's not whining, he's sleeping. he does not care what you're doing, you have to lay with him in bed, hold him in your arms and play with his hair until he falls asleep.

✧ he claims that he won't be able to get better unless you cuddle with him, which is obviously bullshit, but how could you resist him when he's looking at you with glassy eyes? so eventually, you're forced to be on the end of his borderline parasitic behaviour whether you want to be or not.

✧ he exaggerates, a lot. if his head hurts, he'll act like he just broke every single bone in his body and if his throat hurts, he'll act as if he's dying and only a kiss from you could cure whatever overblown condition he has going on.

✧ he also refuses to take his medicine or eat anything unless you're feeding it to him. you almost wanted to smack him when he mentioned that he wanted you to feed it to him mouth-to-mouth and he got the message, immediately shutting up and accepting the food from the spoon you were holding.

✧ and as spoiled as he can act, you can't help but soften up at how earnest he looks when he thanks you for taking care of him so well right before he dozes off.

➳ hiiro amagi

✧ tries his best to convince you that he isn't sick and that he's completely fine even though he's absolutely burning up and it takes him nearly fainting while working for him to accept the fact that yes, he's sick with a fever.

✧ he's so sad about the fact that he's sick because he can't go out with you on dates after school, his favourite part of each day. he can't even kiss you on the lips and that saddens him even more.

✧ because of that, he listens to everything you tell him to do so that he can get better as soon as possible — you want him to take medicine? sure, he might grimace at the taste of it, but he won't complain. you want him to rest up? of course! but only if you're there in his arms.

✧ clingy. so so clingy. every time you leave his tight embrace, he pouts at you and makes grabby hands at you for you to come back. you have to explain to him that no, you're not leaving, you're just going to the bathroom and that yes, you will be back in 2 minutes.

✧ those two minutes might as well be the most painful two minutes of his life and you come back only to find him staring at the ceiling with a dead expression, his eyes lighting up in pure, unadulterated joy once his gaze falls upon you.

✧ he really would love to insist that you don't have to take care of him, but he loves it so much that he can't bring himself to do that; the feeling of you pampering him makes him so unbelievably happy.

✧ he'll be a little sad once he gets better because that means that you won't be as doting as you were when he was still ill, but he doesn't really mind once he realises that he can take you on as many dates as he wants to now. oh, and he won't stop kissing you for the next week or two, but really who would complain about that?

➳ mayoi ayase

✧ he'd feel so so bad about having you take care of him :( he really doesn't want to burden you and as much as he tries to convince you that he's doing alright and that you don't have to take the next few days off from school or work for him, you couldn't bring yourself to leave him sick all alone.

✧ he's so concerned about you getting sick and even though he wants nothing more than to be held by you, he wouldn't be able to forgive himself if you ever got ill because of him.

✧ but then he like. blacks out the moment you shush him and run your fingers through his hair. he proceeds to sleep for the next few hours and is so embarrassed when he wakes up.

✧ he really doesn't mean to be clingy or anything, but when he's tired, he's practically splayed across your lap with his head resting on your legs and nuzzling into your stomach blissfully. he does it out of pure instinct but once again, gets really embarrassed afterwards.

✧ likes to be coddled but feels super guilty about telling you to do it. you get the hint from his subconscious indications — him nudging your hand with his head when he wants you to play with his hair, sparing longing glances at you when you're not paying attention to him and having a dejected expression whenever you're not in close proximity of him.

✧ just like hiiro, he listens to whatever you tell him to do without any complaints. he thinks that complaining will only make things harder for you and he definitely doesn't want that.

✧ you kiss him all over his face and you can't really tell if he's burning up because he's sick or if blood is rushing to his cheeks because of your actions.

✧ will be so grateful to you once he's better and will thank you so many times. he'll take you out on dates as an apology for 'burdening you' which isn't true at all since you didn't mind taking care of him, but you can't really complain about getting to spend time with him.

[nymphiria]

OPULENCE — GENSHIN IMPACT

♱ feat: DILUC, CHILDE & ZHONGLI

cw: fem!reader, bimbo!reader (childe), cockwarming, degradation, creampie, rough sex, marking, monsterfucking, zhongli has two dicks, oviposition mention, pussy eating, breeding

♱ DILUC finds pleasure in pampering his sweet, little wife. for you, this spoiling comes in the form of silk linens, glimmering jewelry, and the finest delicacies mondstadt has to offer. you never have to lift a finger while you have an army of maids that diluc has employed at your disposal. as long as you remain under the roof of dawn winery, all that you ask for will be given to you — within reason of course. you’ll want for nothing while you’re in his company.

it’s no secret amongst the staff that master diluc is absolutely whipped for you. it’s quite the norm to see the young master overloaded with gift boxes containing luxuries from all corners of teyvat. watatsumi pearls to craft your new necklace, floral fragrances made by the finest perfumers in fontaine — a hefty sum of mora for it all yet diluc never hesitates to hand it over. your pampered lifestyle is truly a dream that attracts the envy of women everywhere. diluc ragnvindr’s personal doll — your unofficial title.

well, they’re not completely wrong.

it’s true that your husband never hesitates to spoil you rotten, but that doesn’t mean he gets nothing in return. truth be told, your job is just as important as his is. when diluc’s tired body drags itself through the front doors of your home, it’s your responsibility to help him wind down for the night. a full day of entertaining guests, helping out at angel’s share and other miscellaneous activities leave him barely able to undress himself without almost falling asleep. it hurts your heart to see him so utterly exhausted, so you help him out in the most effective way.

the moment that diluc is nestled deep within your cunt is when all of his stress just melts away. he swears that nothing brings him more solace than the feel of your honeyed walls gently massaging his throbbing cock. the snug heat of your pussy makes his head fuzzy, makes him forget the chaos of his work day and the fatigue resting in his bones. scarred arms loop around your waist to pull you down to where your chests are touching, his nose burying into your neck to bask in its warmth. it’s typical for you both to stay like that for a few hours until one of you falls asleep in the other’s arms. it’s his one request of you and, archons, do you do it well.

“f-fuck, that’s it. i just need to feel you right now, my love. can you do that for me?”

♱ CHILDE finds himself amused with how little you pay attention to things that should be important. the building could be engulfed in flames, but if he held a pretty new purse in front of your face, you would be none the wiser. “the lights are on but nobody’s home” he snickers at you, enjoying the airheaded look you always adorn. you’re more of a source of entertainment than a prospect for romance to him — an object of pleasure at his beck and call so long as mora is in your hands by the end of the night.

luckily for childe, a harbinger’s salary is far beyond the earnings of any noble in teyvat. he could buy you half of a nation and still have a decent amount left in his account at northland bank. that doesn’t mean he lets you run wild with his money, however. whatever you spend has to be repaid to him — every mora accounted for. why would he spoil you so much if he wasn’t getting anything back? now that’s not fair, is it?

to repay him for his kindness, you sweetly offer him your body in different ways. oh, he brought you your favorite dessert? he gets a peck on the lips. a new dress? you’ll happily wrap your lips around his weeping cock and swallow his cum. did he buy you something that put a noticeable dent in the millions of mora he possesses? be prepared to take an entire night of bruised hips and bite marks. it’s often that he purchases expensive gifts just so he can have unrestricted access to your bare skin.

once you accept his benevolence, he doesn’t care to hold back his brutality. childe takes it upon himself to mark you head to toe in teeth indents and hand prints — obvious signs that you’re already an owned whore. you’ll spend hour after hour holding onto his shoulders for dear life as he thrusts into your fucked-out cunt like a feral animal. and don’t you dare ask him to take a break; you’ll only receive a harsher treatment. however long it takes doesn’t matter as long as his balls are completely drained of cum at the end.

just as he gives, he takes. every gift he gives you comes with a price. if you’re willing to pay it, it’s all yours to enjoy and flaunt around. just don’t be surprised when the debt collector comes knocking at your door to retrieve his payment.

“are you sure you want it? you could barely walk after i stretched your little pussy out last time, sweetheart.”

♱ZHONGLI expects pure devotion from all that worship him and you are no different — the mora is a just a perk of your position. as long as you carry out the honor he has given you to perform, vast amounts of mora are yours to keep. maintaining the shrine, praying on time everyday, and assisting visitors are normal duties of rex lapis’s devotees that you are no stranger to. upkeep of the temple and pious devotion are two things that are mandatory of all its residents.

you, however, have been tasked with something much more salient than the assignments of your fellow worshippers.

as it is the duty of a god to look after his followers, it is the charge of the follower to tend to their deity. after all, how can he willingly give blessings when he himself is unsatisfied? that’s where you come in. after the deliberation of your temple’s priests, it was made known that you were to be offered to rex lapis as what they called relief. what that meant? you didn’t know. perhaps you were to be given more tasks on top of your daily chores to help lighten the load on your deity.

the night of the full moon is when he first requested your presence in the heart of the temple. it should’ve dawned on you what he needed when he beckoned you over to sit on his lap; for some reason, your mind didn’t register it until he was gently tugging apart the fabrics of your dress. delicate, clawed hands made quick work of your coverings to leave you bare in his hold. through his robes, you could feel a prominent bulge that was frighteningly larger than that of a normal human male — not odd considering rex lapis was a draconic being.

“you’re perfect” he purred seductively in your ear. “the most exquisite vessel for my offspring.”

night after night of being in his company showed you how truly deprived of intimacy he was. morax was so always quick to push you down into the bed of soft pillows and a multitude of blankets to feast between your legs. the long, reptilian tongue he possessed reached farther than your fingers ever could on nights where you were desperate for relief. he’ll eat you out for hours on end until your juices are dripping down his face. one, two, three orgasms and it still won’t be enough for him. he wants you limp in his arms before he even thinks about putting both of his cocks inside of you.

no matter how many times you beg him to let you return the favor, he declines — he eats you out for his pleasure after all. it isn’t often that he allows himself to sink into depravity, so let him lose his composure in between your thighs. once he’s had his fill, he’ll send you on your way with a belly full of seed and a large satchel of mora in your hand. it’s your duty to fulfill his needs, yes, but morax thinks it won’t hurt to give you a little gift each time he bids you goodbye — it’ll keep you from running off, at least. as long as you continue offering your body to him, he’ll make sure you live comfortably. and once he puts his eggs inside of you, you’ll live lavishly with unimaginable wealth and status.

“you’re doing so well for me, human. so obedient, offering yourself to the one you worship. i assure you that you will be rewarded once i’ve had my fill.”

[corrieguards]

How they show affection

Jesse, Tup, Harcase, Kix

Summary: some headcanons about how our boys would show you they love you.

C/W: none

A/N: I typed this out on a whim today and on mobile, so apologies for any typos. This is very much not proof read.

my masterlist

Jesse

Jesse wants to spoil you. He sees all the other civvie couples buying each other beautiful gifts and he wishes so badly that he could do that for you. You've told him multiple times that you don't mind, you're more than happy with just him. But he says you deserve it anyway.

And seeing as he doesn't actually earn any credits, he compromises by picking up little trinkets while he’s off-world. Flowers, pretty rocks… anything that he sees and thinks you’ll like.

The one he is most proud of is a dainty little bracelet he happened to stumble across on Ryloth. In a moment of luck he spotted it buried under the ash and rumble of what had once was a bustling Twi’lek city. It was dirty and scorched but still so striking that he plucked it up anyway.

Upon further examination that night, he realised that it was broken, metal clasp rusted through and jammed shut. But he was determined to gift it to you, so he spent the rest of his free time during that mission polishing it up and wrestling with it, eventually getting it up to a semi-functional state.

The next time he sees you he proudly presents it to you, relishing in the way your eyes shine with excitement. You adore it and haven't taken it off since mostly because you couldn't get the clasp to open again once you'd put it on, but don't tell Jesse that

Tup

Tup is a sweetheart, we all know that much. He loves you and wants to show you just how much, but he sometimes finds it difficult to express that to your face. When you'd asked why he'd replied that he can't think straight around you, you're too pretty and it messes with his head.

So to combat this, one of his go to ways of showing you his love is leaving little notes around for you to find. He can pour his heart into them without getting nervous or stuttering through it. And he'll leave them around randomly for you to find.

If he's going on a extra long mission and he knows he won't see you for a long time he leaves you longer and more detailed notes, which you affectionately refer to as your 'love letters'.

Harcase

He likes to be touching you at all times. His mind is always running, thinking about the next thing and he struggles to tame it sometimes. The feel of your skin on his grounds him and reminds him that you're here with him right now.

Be it a hand on the small of your back, your head resting on his shoulder, or one of his personal favorites, hugging your from behind while you're busy doing something else. Anything where he can feel your skin on his, he automatically loves.

His absolute favourite is when you let him pull you into his lap. Hardcase finds it difficult to stay put and sit still, so one of the ways he tries to suppress that is by pulling you onto his lap and just keep you there for as long as you'll let him. It's the only time he doesn't feel the urge to get up or start fidgeting.

The weight of you sitting on top of him is something he finds reassuring and calming. He especially likes it when you let him do it in public.

Kix

Maybe it's the medic in him, but Kix shows his love by caring for you and checking up on you as often as he can. Sending little messages to check if you've eaten today, if you've drank enough water, if you slept enough…

Some people might find this annoying, but you find it extremely endearing. It shows he cares and thinks about you even when you're not there.

When he is able to be with you properly, and without distractions, he will absolutely pamper you. He'll run you a bath, play with your hair, give you a massage… Anything to make you feel good.

Kix gives the absolute best massages. I mean c'mon, he's a medic. He knows exactly which spots to kneed and how to work them to get you groaning and melting into putty in his hands.

He just wants you to feel as comfortable as possible, and he'll do everything in his power to make sure of it. This man would bend over backwards just to make sure you are happy and well cared for.

[sollattes]

Some poly todoroki faction heacanons<3

-First off tsuji and Shiba were dating way before todoroki entered their lives

-it was a love at first punch(or kick?)

-when todoroki was realising his feeling for the two, MY GUY WAS HAVING AN IDENTITY AND SEXUAL CRISIS AT THE SAME TIME(a very very angsty part of dororki's life) so he avoided them :)

-they're confession towards each other was... interesting

-it was a frustrated and confused confession like I mean shouting at each other in the rain for dramatics (unfortunately, no, their confession did not happen in the rain 😔)

-there confession happened after a fight, so all three of them were tired, on edge, and the tensions were high

-todoroki was about to leave after silently making sure the two was okay but he was stopped by tsuji was the one who was fed up and asked todoroki what was his problem after a 3 week long of avoiding them, Shiba wanted to stop his boyfriend but ended up just letting him be since he too was confused and frustrated on why the hell their captain was avoiding them, they were supposed to be a team right? He can't just leave them after proving how loyal they were to him, No. Absolutely not

-todoroki was going to ignore all the words that tsuji was shouting, he didn't have the energy to confront them yet, not now, not here, but one sentence made him stop on his tracks

"You really are a coward yosuke"

-it was the first time that either tsuji or Shiba called him by his first name...

-okay moving on ! We'll leave it at that or this will turn into a full blown fic

-in the early stages the relationship todoroki was still confused and how the whole "polyamorous relationship" work, so he ended up staying up all night doing research about like it's a fucking thesis 💀

-the other two didn't really have a hard time accepting it they just kinda knew it all along I guess

-older Shiba knew way before her brother could even tell her and treated todoroki as if he were there all along

-now let's make something clear...PROTECTIVE OF EACH OTHER ASF

-Tsuji and Shiba are more outspoken about them being protective over each other and todoroki mean while todoroki is more quiet and just watching on the side ready to fight for his boyfriends

-Todoroki was always in the hospital taking care of the two when they got beaten up by ebara

-doroki also still gets nightmares from it from time to time

-though the two was pretty upset but mostly worried that doroki went to ebara all alone like what if he got beaten up instead?

-it's not like they dont believe in their boyfriend, I mean he is their captain for a reason but still he is still their boyfriend

-also just because doroki is the captain it doesn't mean that the two cannot spoil and pamper him cause im pretty sure he is the baby girl in the relationship

-TODOROKI BABY GIRL AGENDA✊🏻✊🏻✊🏻

-also HAIRSTYLES

-everytime doroki would mention that he finds a hairstyle or haircolor attractive, you better believe that the other two would go to school, would the said hairstyle or haircolor

-one time, doroki absentmindedly said he finds someone with their hair slicked back attractive, and tsuji went to school with his hair slicked back even though he just had his braids yesterday

-doroki complimented shiba's ginger hair once, and it stayed ginger for a whole 7 months(which is probably the longest since I'm pretty sure these two change their hair every 3-5 months)

-they change their hair pretty often, so you can just picture doroki. It would probably help them

-NO WAIT A FUCKING MINUTE THATS JUST DOMESTIC DBWKSVEOAFNOA

-like todoroki helping Shiba color the places he can't reach then helping tsuji braid his hair while waiting for Shiba's hair then helping Shiba wash the color out then drying his hair(HROWHDORWP THEY R SO WTAF I DONT WANT THIS ANYMORE)

-now music, tsuji and Shiba probably listens to like a lot of hip hop/rock or indie rock music while doroki is just plain by listening to opera and classical music

-MANDATORY WEEKLY DATES AT THE MUSIC SHOP

-while, the two are banging their head to nirvana. doroki is listening to the waltz of the flowers

-Shiba is always the one accompanying doroki to the book store, he always enjoys the way doroki lights up every time he sees the book he wanted to buy still there and on sale, and its worth the thousands of yawn that Shiba made since they stepped into the store

-all if three of them have things in each other houses so, ever so randomly, tsuji might just show up in of todoroki or shiba's jacket and vice versa

-tsuji and Shiba purposely hides todoroki's things so he can use theirs ;

Exhibit a:

-them hiding todoroki's body wash so he can use theirs and smell like them

Exhibit b:

-them not washing doroki's spare clothes claiming that they 'forgot' to wash them to see todoroki in their clothes

-the list goes on, and todoroki just pretends to not know since he secretly enjoys it too

-todoroki has a 12 step skin care every Friday night and the two always sleeps through it

-weekend movie nights are a must !!

-todoroki (will always)prefers mystery thriller horror movies than gory the ones, and is secretly a sucker fantasy adventure movies(primarily lord of the rings and Harry Potter, his gay awakening is legolas and Bill weasley), and ofc he made tsuji and Shiba binge watch the whole hp and lotr franchise

-tsuji is kinda stereotypical he likes action but prefers it to be action comedy, and he is the one that prefers gory horror movies, todo and Shiba always lowkey dread every time it's tsuji turn to pick a movie since one time he made them watch the whole saw franchise in one straight weekend and Shiba cried in the bathroom

-SHIBA IS THE ROMCOM CHICK FLICK LOVER. He made todo and tsuji watch all the Amanda bynes and linsey lohan movies( todo secretly likes she's the man but will never tell a single soul)

-the three of them of them watched twilight for shits and giggles but lowkey got into it, tsuji is team edward and shiba is team jacob, todo is neutral and hates Bella and her stupidity so much that he almost lost his calm, disinterested composure

-todo already watched Hunger Games, but still he watched it with the two, and now he can't stop them from doing them. "I VOLUNTEER, I VOLUNTEER AS TRIBUTE" joke

(lowkey wanna to make a separate hcs for these three movie nights)

-todoroki is like lowkey rich so he is the one that sponsors the two's hair adventure and hospital bills

-shiba knows all of the sannoh gossip and always has a late night gossip session with his boyfriend

-shiba is the biggest out three, so he always loves to be the big spoon, though from time to time, tsuji would always force(lovingly) him to be the small spoon

[moonisneveralone]

I jist watched The White Lotus and here are my thots.

Spoilers obviously and Hot takes maybe. probably gonna change my mind about some of this.

So I started with Season one Yesterday and then got to season two today. OH MY LORD.

I really like it.

Overall I love analysis Relationships especially romantic ones in movies and shows so this gave me a lot to work with.

Rachel and Shane. Honey that shit was sick. Like every intrraction they had was so filled with assumptions. Like they had such different upbrigings but were so sure it was just gonna work out how each of them inagined it. I don't think I have to explain much why Shane is a dick. Pampered and Spoiled mommys boy who looks down on people with less money.

It also sucked that he very much looked down on Rachels work. However from what we can see it wasn't like Rachel was always doing her best work (which is hard when you're constantly fighting poverty) but still. Rachel also married someone who she completely disagrees with. Fundamentaly and on top of that she's deeply insecure about her position in his life. If your answer to "Why did you get married(that fast)" is to say "He's very convincing" and it's not even with a tinge of humour then that shit don't sound right to me. She married a rich asshole, but she did marry him.

Then the Mossbachers? Girl bye. There's a Theme going on there for sure. First of all the succesfull mother and the trophy husband mirrored in the Sister and Brother Dynamic.

I think it meant something here that the thing that brought then close again was a damsel in distress and knight in shining scuba Outfit Situation. I think they needed the hirachy inverrted to let go of their pride. Like all the therapy and expensive gifts didn't do it for them. It took a percieved life or death situation.

And how can I forget Kai and Paula. In my opinion everything about Paula was super performative. She didn't really care for the indigenous Hawaiians or Kai. I think somewhere she was also using Kai to get back at Olivia. She really made up that poetic Justice shit and used Kai's feelings of inadequacy to execute it. And I know she's fucked up enough to do that cause she was willingly hanging out with Olivia even though she thinks she's shitty. She also let Kai take the fall and did nothing to help with the situation, then had the audacity to show up the next day with a book about colonialism. The biggest eyeroll on that. Also she might have made the case harder to win if Kai's brothers ever did try to sue. Kai is a dumbass for even listening to her and entertaining these Ideas that someone else cooked up for him without veryfying if it's possible. Like at least have a phone on you in case something goes wrong. I'm all about Robin Hooding but not from amateurs.

My opinion is this harsh because Kai dissapeared after he ran away and it's because he was discarded narratively yes, but also explicitly by Paula.

Quinn.....ehhh.

Belinda you absolute sweetheart you deserved better, but we knew you weren't gonna get it.

Tanya....she should have helped Belinda instead of starting a thing with a guy she met days ago, because then maybe she could have survived. Listen Greg was suspicious as hell from Minute one and he was only down to fuck. Now you wanna move to where he's staying and get married. She deserved the Macarons rant....not the gay murderplot though.

Season Two my beloved.

I agree season two is less of a murder mystery but it lays out opportunities for crime better. What I mean is in season one there were a lot less possible victims while watching. This season though, there were a couple of storylines that could have ended in murder. That was fun.

I'm not sure I like the we find out who died in the finale type structure though.

It was heavily foreshadowed. Especially in the Opera. Goodness.

Portia.... Miss Maam maybe just maybe deal with your depression? Lockdown knocked all of us out, but just deal with that shit and when your boss makes you stay in your room for the whole vacation then maybe quit your job. She was an interesting succesor to thr people Tanya exploits though. Yes Tanya appears helpless and sad, but she's very selfish and cruel. I'm not suprised her Assistants stole her meds on the way out.

Fuck the Di Grasso guys. They're all the same shitty men just from different times. The fact that Bert couldn't see how he made his wife bitter maybe even to the point it killed her? And Dominic inviting a Sex Worker to stay with him in the room between his father and his son while trying to mend his relationship with his wife who is angry at him for cheating? Gooddamn. Then Albie? Fuck you. His need to prove himself better than his father and grandfather, but still wanting to be the night in shining amour to feel some type of masculine. So much so that he lied to his own mother about his fathers behaviour. Yikes.

Lucia....no notes. Why? This man hat 50.000 lying around he batted an eye, but not because it would hurt him, take his money. Fuck him and his son. Whatever.

I wanna stop writing for now....so i'll talk about the others another time.

[pathfinders-rp]

Just hearing that description alone and Xuan could already feel himself getting worked up, allowing a slight groan to escape his lips, as he kept looking at Babe with intense hungry eyes. Put it that way, it sounded really good, being spoiled to such an extent, so much so that he was truly tempted to ask Babe to go into even more detail. "I see... Well then, I guess the next time I get really hard during a drive, I'll ask you to do just that and pamper me. It'll be my absolute pleasure!~" He sighed again and squeezed lightly onto Babe's bulge, half wanting to see how the race driver would react to this and half actually craving to feel Babe's cock in his hand again and hear his sweet voice moaning and begging him to give him some sweet release. Xuan could also notice that Babe was driving slower than usual, which only served to feed into his entertainment, since he could tell that Babe was having the same naughty thoughts that he had. "Hmm... I see... But you do realize that if I wanted to, I could still find a loophole around this little rule, you know?~ When I want something really bad, I usually get it.~" He made sure to say the last part in a very flirtatious and sensual tone. Not that Babe would've probably minded him keeping true to his word, since they both loved having sex in the car, as the little risk factor of being caught was exciting and very arousing. Xuan couldn't help but chuckle amused and shoot Babe a daring look. "So that's how you wanna play?~ But Babe, would you be able to focus on the road while I am masturbating right next to you? Mind you that if I'd be doing it, I wouldn't be quiet at all...~" Xuan was very much aware of the flirtatious gazes that Babe was stealing from him though the overhead mirror, so he kept rubbing his bulge faster and leant closer to his neck now that they were waiting at the red light. "I feel like it would be a dangerous game to play... But oh so very sexy and exciting!~"

Babe laughed quietly, his heart skipping a beat from Xuan's gaze, from the hunger in it, making him feel warm all over his body. "How I love when you look at me like that..." He admitted, and the next time he parted his lips, just seconds later, it was to give way to a moan, Xuan's squeeze almost causing him to close his eyes, but he managed to resist the urge. He turned his head and pressed a kiss to Xuan's arm, but immediately turned back to face the road, taking a slow left turn, and taking one of those previously mentioned detours, mostly to drive on less busy roads, to minimalise the chance of causing an accident. Concentrating was nearly impossible when Xuan was flirting like that, and Babe knew he meant it. "What... loophole?" He asked, trying to figure out what his boyfriend might mean. "If you think you csn convince me... to give you more than one free pass... you would be wrong." He attempted to sound stern and serious, but the way he was moaning and panting just from Xuan's hand between his legs –which he had brought upon himself by guiding his hand there– was ruining his attempts. And the image of Xuan touching himself while being so close to him only made Babe more impatient, more excited, more painfully turned on. "I can't promise I wouldn't start driving in a zigzag, or drool, or pull over to the side of the road and start sucking you off. Unless... you would offer me a reward worth driving home for without losing the game?"

[yoroiis]

Gentle hands cupped Childe's cheeks, guiding the harbinger down for a soft, loving kiss the second Kagota could get his attention. He was still in the middle of dressing for his day, but that could wait - personally, it could've waited for forever, but she wasn't so silly as to think he could keep him from everything for a day, no matter how much she wanted to. They still had their daughters to care for, their adopted children, Kyr... Work waited for no man, too, and while she was certain they could play hooky, she didn't much feel like dealing with the repercussions of doing so on his birthday, of all days.

So, with that in mind, Kag let her desire to steal him away for the entire day stay at a kiss and her thumbs brushing against his cheeks, lips curling into a soft smile to match all the love she'd poured into their kiss. He'd later find the small box set on top of his jacket and the custom-made figuring inside, an amethyst goat laying in grass of emerald, watching a sapphire whale in a crystal sea, nearly nose to nose, the first of several gifts she had ready for him and dotted around their home. He'd have to go to work later, deal with the meetings and stacks of paperwork that had built up while he'd been confined to his bed. She still needed to check up on her unit and get them into training they'd slacked off on when they'd been recalled from Fontaine, after the fight against the Narwhal.

Later, later, later... Later could stay exactly where it was. For now, all she wanted was to look into his eyes and all but melt against him, letting out the faintest of content, happy hums.

"Happy birthday, Aj," she caught herself whispering after a moment, nuzzling his chin playfully. "Another year older... Another year wiser, handsomer, smarter... Another year to be thankful you're here... And another year to remind you how damn much I love you. Always and forever - More than I can say. So as soon as you're off work, you better prepare yourself. Your family and your loving, darling wife are gonna spoil you absolutely goddamn rotten and nothing you say is gonna stop us... Least of all me."

He wouldn't, she knew, but nothing said she couldn't start right then with another soft kiss to remind him he was her entire world - And she wanted nothing more than to make sure he knew he was loved, especially today~!

Her touch was something he'd melt into; her kiss forcing a hum out of him as his hands slipped off his still open undershirt in favor of gently clasping her forearms.

She'd known that he'd be busy for a bit. Just because it was his birthday didn't mean that all of his duties could just suddenly come to a stop, as much as he'd wanted them to. He'd huffed about that fact before disappearing to get dressed, but he really couldn't complain that much. His position and work as a Harbinger did technically come first in the eyes of the Tsaritsa, and as her weapon of war, he always took his assignments seriously.

Even if this one today had some pretty poor timing.

" Oh? So is that a challenge, Sparky? Or a promise? " Childe would let a hand slip off one of Kag's wrists before quietly holding up a pinkie just in front of her. He knew she'd know exactly what he was getting at with that.

" You know I don't take things like that lightly. And since you're the one offering me a good time this time, that just means I've got all the more reason to hold you to it, too! Except you forgot one little thing- "

" Let me throw in a sparring match in between all that pampering and I'll say 'I love you' too. To both you and the girls. "

[moemoemammon]

Following that "least favorite" request could we get their reactions to being to told that they're their favorite, but to not tell the other brothers so their feelings don't get hurt? Maybe because they relate to them the most or just get along really well. Thanks!

You're My Favorite! But Don't Tell the Others-

(Feat. GN!MC and the Demon Bros)

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Lucifer

There are no words to explain the overwhelming satisfaction ion Lucifer’s face after you tell him that. Of course, it’s only natural that he would be your favorite, all things considered.

The Avatar of Pride won’t ever forget this moment. He carefully considers your words and agrees not to tell anyone, as much as he’d love to bring it up, because he knows more than anyone what kind of chaos would ensue should the others (especially Mammon) find out.

But they can tell something’s up when the eldest has been heard humming all day. He moves about the house with even more grace than usual, and hasn’t scowled even once.

But the REAL shocker was when Mammon tried hiding a bill right as Lucifer walked in... and the eldest let him off with a warning. A WARNING! The brothers thought the Devildom must’ve frozen over, but you and he knew different.

“MC, I would like you to accompany me to Le Pluvier this afternoon, once you've finished your studies. I've already made reservations, so be sure to get ready on time. I've made sure to consider the things you might like to eat, so I'm sure you'll enjoy yourself. Don't be late." "...I'm grinning? I don't know what you're talking about."

Mammon

The gigantic grin on Mammon’s face is so bright, it could rival the sun. You’ve seriously made his day. No, his year. Actually, he’s pretty sure he could ride this high for the next millennia! There’s nothing in this world that could dampen his spirits right now! 

He feels like he just won big at the casino! Of course he’s your favorite! He WAS your first demon, and now he’s gone and claimed his rightful spot as your number one! Good luck trying to keep him from saying anything. Mammon’s gonna throw it around in everyone’s faces for as long as he can milk it.

And you thought he was clingy before, just wait till you see how he treats you after hearing that. Despite always calling you his ‘servant’ or his ‘human’, you’d  think your roles were reversed. Mammon spoils you every chance he gets, buying you clothes and trinkets, filling the spaces in your room with the things he knows you like, monopolizing you completely until nearly everything you own is a gift from him.

Your words also help soothe that jealousy of his a little. Only a little, though. It’s easier to watch you talk to other demons when he knows he’ll always be your first man.

“Didja really have to stay after class that long? I know you were talkin' to that demon that lent you a book, but you outta ask ME for stuff! Tch... you're lucky I'm in a good mood today! But I guess I don't have to worry about some low level demon like that, seein' as I'm your favorite!"

Levi

Wait wait wait....Come again? Did you seriously just say what he think you said..? That had to be a mistake! Some kind of...uh..verbal typo! Because there’s absolutely, positively, NO WAY in all of the nine layers that he could be your favorite demon. And yet you still insist that you’re telling the truth, and Levi feels like he’s died and gone to heaven. 

Red faced and stammering up a storm, Levi looks like he might die. Is it really okay for a shut-in otaku to feel this giddy? Seriously, he hasn’t felt like this since he got his hands on a signed copy of a Ruri Hana audio drama! No no, this definitely beats that!

You’ve managed to inflate his nearly nonexistent ego, and now he feels like there’s nothing he can’t do! Maybe he could even go to Majolish right now?? THAT’S how good he’s feeling!

Almost as bad as Mammon in keeping it a secret. He doesn’t tell anyone right away, but they’re suspicious when they notice how much time he’s spending out of his room. And then when he and Mammon get in another petty argument, he drops the bomb that he’s your favorite demon in the entire Devildom, and you can guess how things go from there.

“Uuuoooo...!!!!! I've decided..! Since I've got a serious stat buff, I'm going to open a booth at the next convention coming up..! I'll sell my Ruri-chan fan art and spread her influence all over the Devildom! I'd never have the guts to do it normally, but I feel like I could do anything right now! Y-you'll go too, won't you MC?"

Satan

You nearly made this man spit tea all over his book, and now he’s coughing and spluttering and trying to figure out what could’ve prompted what he’s taking as a confession. You.. do realize what you’re saying, don’t you? And you know the kind of effect your words have on him?

Satan isn’t the type that wears his heart on his sleeve, so you have to look for his subtle expressions to tell how he’s feeling. But there’s nothing subtle about the redness of his ears and how he’s begging you not to look at him right now. For the sake of his sanity, give him a minute to recoup.

When he does recover, he agrees to keep it a secret for obvious reasons. And it’s hard to tell that he’s in a good mood, other than the fact that he hasn’t tried to pull any pranks on Lucifer lately. But Asmo sees all, and literally hounds him into spilling the tea.

He tells him a lie of course, but now the other brothers are noticing just how happy he is. Satan's smiling way too much today, isn't he? And he didn't even get mad when Beel got whipped cream on his jacket! Well, not THAT mad, anyway.

"Haaah... everyone's been harassing me all day, claiming I'm smiling a lot. I'm sure I look the same as I always do, but I'll admit that I've been happy ever since you told me that this morning. Wait.. you did think I've been grinning too, do you? I have??"

Asmo

Asmo always jokes about being your favorite and announces it as if the two of you are married, but when you actually confirm that his longing for you isn’t one sided, he ends up smearing lip balm across his cheek in shock. Did you... really say that just now? He knew it all along, but hearing it like that is just...!

Ooooh, he’s so happy he can hardly contain himself! Asmo throws his arms around you, peppering your face in kisses until you feel sticky from lip balm, wipes your face clean, then marks it up all over again. Good luck getting rid of him, because he might never let go.

Immediately posts it to Devilgram. Did you really think he’d let such a momentous occasion go unannounced? You must not have been paying attention to the kind of person he is! Asmo would put you on a pedestal in front of the world like a precious jewel if he were able, but this’ll have to do. He won’t hide his love at all!

Of course, the others don’t take too kindly to it, not that he cares. He never leaves your side, pampers you like crazy, and has even attempted to get you to move into his room. Lucifer put an immediate stop to that, though. Boo...

“I just can't get enough of you, MC! Just being near you gets me so excited that I can hardly stand it! You'll take responsibility for what you're doing to me, won't you? And in exchange, I'll take my time showing you just how much I love you. After all, you're my favorite, too!"

Beel

Beel never has a problem with choking while he eats, and it comes as naturally as breathing. Unfortunately neither of that applies right now, since you just made him choke on a meatball sub.

He usually takes your words with quiet acceptance, but this might be the most emotion you've ever witness from the stoic demon. His eyes are wider than that time that laid on an entire gingerbread mansion, sparkling up with such deep emotion you wouldn't be surprised if he cried. Instead he softens up and immediately embraces you.

...And doesn't let go. Sandwich long forgotten, he's been carrying you around all day, and ignoring any questions or protests from his brothers. Also insists on feeding you throughout the day. The food tastes better when he can enjoy it with you, so why not just bring you everywhere?

When he isn't carrying you, he's following you around subconsciously, either close up against you like a protective wall, or just far enough that you're within his line of sight. As far as not telling anyone, he... tells Belphie immediately. It was an accident though, since there's not much he keeps from his twin.

"MC, I won a meal ticket for Godevil Chocolatier. Let's get something for dessert today. Ah, you can get as much as you want, too. I really want to see what things you choose. They might become my favorites."

Belphie

There's nothing in this world that can wake Belphegor from his sleep, unless he allows it. No loud noises, no amount of shaking or smacking, and not even dragging him around the house. But the moment you whisper that he's your favorite demon, the Avatar of Sloth is wide awake.

Hey, you're not just saying weird things to get a reaction, are you? Because if so, this is a new level of cruel. Yet you confirm that you mean it and swear him into secrecy, and Belphie tries his best not to show how happy he is. A smile keeps creeping up on his face that he struggles to force down. It's annoying...

As funny as it’d be to tell everyone the news, he's good at keeping secrets. Instead, you've noticed that he's been sleeping a little less that before. When he does take one of his hundreds of naps, he finds some way to be closer to you. He's even been seen sleepwalking to your exact location somehow-

It's hard for him to believe that you're not teasing, though. How could HE be your favorite demon here? Belphie doesn't do anything special to win you over, yet after everything he put you through, you like him enough to deep him your favorite?

"You're weird, MC. I mean... me? I won't deny that I'm really happy though, but I guess I'm in disbelief. You should spoil me even more until I believe you. Lend me your lap for a few hours, okay?" "...I wonder what Lucifer would think if I told him, heheh."

[cinnbar-bun]

NSFW HCS- Larxene, Marluxia, Saix, Xemnas

Posted on my AO3: Right here

Warning: Unlike most of the other ones, this is a bit more intense (that's kinda what you get for including Larxene and Saix lol).

There are mentions of pain, bloodplay, electrocution, berserk form, and choking. If those topics are uncomfortable, I would suggest skipping this one.

Larxene 

Larxene is not for the faint of heart- but I’m sure you already knew that 

Canon sadist- she loveees inflicting the pain on you

Unlike some of the other ones who don’t wanna hurt you- Larxene revels in it; bloodplay, knifeplay, electrocution, asphyxiation- if you didn’t know any better it’s almost as if she’s trying to kill you

She enjoys being on top and hates the idea of relinquishing control freely at first; it makes her uncomfortable and she just isn’t about that life 

She WILL however have so much fun if you try to fight back and take charge- then she knows she can really break you 

Big on humiliating you and telling you all sorts of mean things. If you’re into that, she’ll definitely keep it up 

Loves teasing you in public- after all, you’re so disgusting to like what she’s doing to you, it’s almost like you want the others to see it. 

Big on toys and other items, she totally could do things with just her hands but honestly, she finds it hotter to use things to make you feel better. 

Loves when you’re loud, she gets really disappointed if you’re quiet, and it makes her go harder to get a reaction from you 

Despite her ahem lovely exterior, she’s a very ride or die kinda girl and doesn’t wanna include others in this. She’ll totally get off with the chance of you two getting caught- but someone actually seeing you two? Big no. She hates that and absolutely doesn’t want any of the other org members to know this 

I think the only one she’d ever really consider to join in is Marluxia but other than that, they all can piss off

Like I said, she’d really hate to give up control and doesn’t wanna feel powerless, however, I think after a while of you two being together, she might try and bottom (or at the very least, be a power bottom) but that’s a big maybe and it’s gonna take a lot for her to even try 

Her aftercare is not all that good, but compared to how vicious she can be, it’s a huge difference. She’ll prolly just make you both shower (“ugh, it reeks in here now”) then have you locked in a deathgrip when you both lay down. Occasionally you’ll hear her teasingly whisper, “you’re not so bad, you know…” and just pepper a few kisses over your bruises and neck before she falls asleep next to you. 

Totally possessive and doesn’t take kindly to the other members tryna make jabs at you

Marluxia 

Saying Marluxia “has sex” or “fucks” is such a detrimental understatement. This man makes love to you. 

Despite having no heart, he could almost fool you into thinking he did with the way he just effortlessly makes you melt with a touch of his finger 

He’s a switch- he will pamper but he’s kinda a narc so he thinks you should pamper him back, it’s just fair. (Although how could you resist with how amazing he is) 

He’s the kinda guy who has a bottle of champagne and roses on the bed- THATS the kind of experience Marluxia gives. 

When he’s domming, he’s very thorough- almost no part of you goes untouched. He just has to touch you and feel you all over, whether with his mouth or his fingers. 

When he’s giving you the reins, he is a spoiled brat. He practically is begging for your attention and demanding you touch him all over. 

Loves your hands and fingers. Stroke him gently and he’ll be sighing and whispering some praise or dirty talk 

He’s willing to experiment and be a bit crazy- depending on his mood. He’s very open during sex and he’s also a bit of a wild card when it comes to you. Not as crazy or experimental as say, Axel or Larxene, but willing to get down. 

Definitely would put him as one of, if not the, most romantic member of Organization 13. He cannot feel or have a heart, but he does put effort into making sex somewhat more intimate than the others. He just isn’t too trusting nor is he someone easy to become intimate with, so he takes it seriously. 

Really into oral, both giving and receiving. He also is just big on his mouth on you, or yours on him. Your lips are like his favorite part of your body and he goes nuts for them. Consider adding some colorful lipstick or shiny gloss and watch him lose his mind

Honestly, sex is a pretty talkative time with the both of you. When he is not dropping expletives or whispering dirty talk, he does like to praise your body or discuss the future he wants with you. He does talk a lot though so shut him up with some kisses. 

Aftercare is a must, but honestly he wants you to spoil him and complains if you don’t. He likes both of you sitting in the bath or quietly talking in the bed after you finish. He gets really introspective sometimes and likes to talk about his plans. 

Saix 

Let’s get something out of the way real quick. He REALLY fears having sex with you because he knows if he goes berserk on you it will be an unpleasant experience all around, and he worries greatly that you will be hurt. 

He is a possessive lover and his berserker side makes him actively refuse to see you at night or anytime leading up the moon rising. Straight up will lock himself away because he can’t trust himself. 

It takes a long time for those barriers to be broken down, and Saix is a stubborn mule who is unwilling to argue when it comes to your safety. 

A compromise is made though- sex only during the day (at least right now). It’s definitely not as romantic but at the very least Saix can relax knowing he’s not gonna switch. 

And trust me, with this agreement, Saix takes full advantage of it. Be prepared to memorize the details on the desk, because that’s what you’ll be seeing from now on every time Saix calls you to his room or office. 

He tries to control himself but you’re just so pliable and soft, and it’s so much easier to take his aggression and stress out on your ass instead of the others. You aren’t complaining too much with how he handles you, and it’s almost a bit fun to get the others to rile him up to give you attention

Very much a dom and does not like being submissive or in a position where he is weak. He just doesn’t like giving up control. Course, that can be worked on another time when he eventually feels more relaxed with intimacy. 

Big sir kink. You only refer to him as sir or master or whatever other term he deems you call him. Big on power struggles and dynamics where he is on top

Humiliation kink for you. He might try and have you humiliate yourself in front of the other Organization members (like maybe forcing you to sit on his lap or call him a name) but in general he kinda wants that kept in private. He both loves and hates the fact that the other members know, and a part of him finds it untoward, but another part thinks its all too amusing to watch you get flustered. 

He’s… really selfish at first. There’s no other way to put it than selfish. He really only saw sex as a way for him to feel something of an emotion, and an extension of his control for you. He doesn’t focus too much on getting you off or satisfying you since he already got off. He treats you like a cum dump at first I’m sorry

It’s only after an argument or discussion where you bring it up that he confronts himself and recognizes he has to actually put in the effort beyond just being physical. He’s gotta make the time to make you feel special and enjoy it too. 

And that’s where you’ll see the best version of Saix, the slow, methodical beast of a man who will quietly murmur praise and orders, or just tease you in that nice voice of his. This new awakening in him makes sex more pleasurable, fun, and just way more intimate than before. 

He can still be a beast in bed, and trust me, sex with Saix is anything but gentle, but it feels way more loving when he tenderly kisses your neck while going to town on you. 

Run your fingers over his scar. Oh my gosh, the man is so WEAK for it, it’s crazy. He finds it revolting and the fact you can just look at him, touch him, and love him so unconditionally is indescribable. He gets even more urgent and needs you to feel how you make him feel. 

He doesn’t talk much during, or after sex. His aftercare is pretty shit at first too, where he’d either order you to get out or just leave. But after a while he gets into the groove of things and likes to stroke your head or wash you and then cover you in a blanket so you can rest. He expresses himself more with physical actions and he hopes you understand that he loves you so damn much even if he doesn’t have the heart or the words to say it honestly. He really wants his heart back so he can stop being a coward and truly express all that he wishes to deep down. 

Xemnas

Take what I said about Marluxia and multiply it by a thousand. This is not fucking, this is not sex, this is not even making love- no, it is an experience

It is earth-shattering, world-breaking sex with a bronze god

We already know his voice is hot. And he knows how much you love it. He likes to give you orders and whisper sweet nothings in your ear, all to watch you crumble and melt in his arms

Sex with him is slow. Very slow. But its purposeful. Every touch, word, breath, is done precisely to have you wailing for him. He likes be thorough and make sure every inch of you has been touched and loved. 

Frankly speaking, he adores your very being. If you get to the point where the Superior is in love with you- he is obsessed. Everything about you is entrancing and he can’t resist it. 

One thing he loves- no, needs- is eye contact. He is gravitated to your eyes always, it’s one of his favorite parts about you. Your eyes are gorgeous orbs, the windows into your soul he wants to drown and melt in. He will even remark during sex for you to look at me. Look. Don’t break away. Let me see you in all your glory

Sex to him is a way for you to be as one. He wants to break both of you down- mind, body, soul (heart)- and experience the thing he’s been wanting to for so long. He wants to be overwhelmed by your very being, and have you be overwhelmed by him in return. He wants his thoughts to be only of you, to feel only you, to touch only you- he is obsessed with you and wants you to be the source of his light. 

Pet names- “dear”, “darling”, “my heart”, “my love”, “my light”, “my everything”. 

Despite his exterior, he’s actually willing to let you take the reins (provided you two have been doing this for a while and he is comfortable with you). But he’s condescending as heck. He’ll let you do your thing, but he’s cooing praise at you that sounds like he’s belittling you. It makes it as if you’re just his prey, and he’s toying with you before he gets the power back. Maybe. Maybe not. 

Loves when you run your hands through his hair, it makes him shiver when he feels your hands rove through his body. Compliment him too and he’ll be happy. 

He likes to “show you off” and remind everyone that you’re his. Sometimes he’ll just ‘steal’ you away in front of others to satisfy his obsession and have it be a warning to the other members not to mess with you. 

He loves breathy, light moans. Something about you trying to catch your breath and being too wrapped up in the pleasure he’s giving makes him feel such a rush. He can’t describe it and his thoughts trail into wondering what other sounds you can make. 

He often just gives way to his thoughts when he’s having sex with you. It can be fun or veer off into almost making you actually see heaven. He’ll wonder how you feel if he bent your body that way- and he’ll hit a spot you didn’t know he could and you’ll melt. Then he’ll wonder how you’ll behave if he stopped your breathing, and then it goes a bit haywire. His need to answer his obsession with you as well as his curiosity as a researcher makes him liable to actively hurt you. If you’re cool with that, he’s down and willing to continue. But if you’re not, he retracts immediately and stops. This is supposed to make you both one and if it doesn’t, he won’t do it again (or at least without a warning). 

Loves blindfolding you and discussing exactly what he’s going to do, then make you beg. It gives him such a power trip and he loves how you crumble underneath him and beg for him to touch you. He likes to rip the blindfold off when you two are getting closer to reaching the end and watch your eyes. 

Aftercare is also god tier- but in a different way. Yeah he’ll clean you and whatever, but it’s after when you two are sitting together that it becomes like a whole new thing of its own. 

He’ll caress you, pepper small kisses onto the crook of your neck, and hold you close. Sometimes he likes to talk too, and his voice is so good you quickly fall asleep. He’ll continue to stroke your head then whisper how much he adores you and how you’re his heart. Xemnas also feels calmer hearing your heartbeat or seeing your chest rise and fall in time with your breathing. All these things make you so alive and he can’t help but crave to want to have that as well. Soon. Soon he’ll become whole again. And soon, he can truly be yours.

[obeymeluv]

“I Got All A’s! Can I Have Some Dick?” (Bros + Undateables)

Just something stupid and funny I thought about. You had a very tough semester in the Devildom and you got good grades! You want to celebrate and go to your favorite demon to ask for a special reward.

Obvious NSFW warning. No minors allowed!

No Luke. Luke is baby.

I have a personal headcanon that Simeon likes to be totally cozy when he writes. We’re talking big fluffy sweaters or a blanket cozy. I like to think he wears glasses when he writes, too.

Lucifer

He’s part of a special committee who’s notified about your grades/progress so he actually knows before you do

Proud boyfriend is proud

Purrs when he opens up the wax-pressed envelope and reviews your marks

Secretly plans a cute, fancy dinner date at Ristorante Six

Is thinking of being suave and breaking the news to you when you bounce into his study (he may or may not have poured a couple of glasses of your favorite age-appropriate beverage)

He’s got something witty prepped and is ready to toast you and maybe steal a few kisses but you come out of left field like a bullet with a simple “I got all A’s! Can I have some dick?”

Lucifer.exe is broken

That’s what you want as a reward? No dinner, no date?

Literally doesn’t know what to say for a few seconds. Totally freezes. Starts to stutter.

His brain kicks back in when you start playing with the folds of his collar and petting his chest and staring at him with those wanting eyes

Sets his glass down, fixes the cuff of his gloves, and hoists you up to plant you on the nearest surface. “I will make it worth every point, and you will say all the letters.” he purrs.

Mammon

He’s just happy he passed.

Mammon actually does pretty well, he’s just a very...chaotically successful type. A lot of last minute turn-ins and such. Not top marks, but no dunce either.

Now that the semester’s over he’s checking his schedule to see when the next shoot is or if he has time to squeeze in a party. Maybe a trip somewhere. Something fun!

He’s feeling lucky! Lucky enough to win some money and make Goldie happy!

If he’s going anywhere, he needs a good luck charm though! He goes to hunt you down and his stomach just warms because you’re smiling and clearly in a good mood

It makes him purr in that cute, curious little way. Basically using the demon’s language to ask you why you’re in such a good mood (but you don’t know that. It’s basically a cute chirp).

You both shout your good news at the same time.

His invite to go tear it up was a bit long so it takes a minute for his brain to process what you said. You want...his dick?

Boy wants to blush SO BAD. HE’S SO RED!

Well now his thing seems stupid, doesn’t it? He wants to do your thing! Your thing sounds GREAT!

“OF COURSE you want to be with the GREAT Mammon!” he’s got his hands on his hips and his chest is puffed out big in that happy, silly way he has about him.

No, really, you do your thing. It’s a great thing.

It’s a good way to unwind from exams, right? He likes it!

Levi

If Levi didn’t get good grades, Lucifer would kill him.

Probably force him to go to school physically ALL THE TIME!

HIS SUBSCRIPTIONS WOULD BE AT RISK,OKAY?

He’s a solid B student (at least). No desire to be all A’s. Too much time away from other passions.

Because he’s well-behaved and leas likely to get on Lucifer’s nerves, he gets a little bit of bonus money for good grades.

Levi’s neck-deep in his charts and comparisons and muttering to himself about where to invest that money when you pop into his room

“I got all A’s! Can I have some dick?!”

You get The Noise

How indecent! How naughty of you to ask! But yes, yes you can. Absolutely. 100%!

He’s really shy about it because it’s sudden and you asked him instead of him having a cool moment or anything, but it ends up being a giggle-filled romp that ends with a cuddle in his bathtub bed and you wrapped up in his tail

He totally suggests a round two with a sexy VR game or just making bets with ‘winner take all’

Satan

He’s a grade juggernaut with lots of self-discipline so Satan expects to get out what he gets in

The type to be smug because he knows he did well. He owes it to himself and he’s glad.

Likes to treat himself to an outing, be it a simple walk or a visit to a cafe or even a new book

Satan’s 100% ready to settle down with some books by the fireplace. At the end of the semester he typically makes a one or two-portion charcuterie board and picks at it while he reads

Thumb keeping his place, Satan’s in the middle of stacking a fancy little cracker with meat and cheese when you let yourself in

His eyes flick to you and he smiles, eating his little cracker

You pick at his tray with him (he’ll let you, of course). “I got all A’s! Can I have some dick?”

Chokes on cracker. It’s not a good time

Almost drowns himself/further chokes trying to wash it down with drink

Can’t help but laugh at your...bold request

When he sees he’s kind of sputtered all over himself, he slips out of his clothes and makes a few witty jokes as your ‘naked butler’

Naked butler happily provides his services

Later he makes you picked crushed cracker off the floor with him

Asmo

The second Asmo knew he passed everything (like he always does. Just because he’s pretty doesn’t mean he’s stupid!), he booked himself a full day pampering experience

His inner circle of beauty specialist know his routine so they save his spots for him

Asmo sweet-talked them into including his favorite human and he’s DYING to tell you and DYING to make his brothers jealous

You skip into his room, so bright and lovely, and hold his hands in the cute excited way he likes. Makes his heart skip a beat every time like it’s young love.

“I got all A’s! Can I have some dick?”

Doesn’t expect it and has probably never been asked ‘Can I have some dick?’ in the thousands of years he’s been alive

Boy gives an airy laugh because he’s surprised and flattered. Of COURSE you want him (because who wouldn’t?) but he always gets a bit shy when it’s YOU asking

“Sounds amazing,” he’s already peppering you with kisses, “and I’m happy to provide but can we do it after our special spa day?”

You guys have a sweet, lazy round the day of the booking to ‘loosen up’ and ‘fully appreciate the services’ and he DEFINITELY worships you when all is said and done because ‘the epitome of beauty deserve the epitome of devotion’

Beel

Boy works hard and celebrates even harder. Usually with food

Because he’s always hungry and looking forward to eating, Beel likes to do his work ahead of time. The sooner he does it, the more time he has to eat!

He has to keep up good grades to stay on the sports teams, anyways

Solid B student, sometimes A’s. C’s and below aren’t a thing. He refuses.

Because he is also best boy and generally acts as Lucifer’s pseudo-enforcer, he also gets some bonus money.

The coach of his local sports team also pitches in because Beel is best boy and a TANK. He could literally carry the whole team

Beel’s all set to hit the town with his food money when find him and wrap your arms around him

He’s all excited and ready to tell you about the food money when you make his face catch fire. “I got all A’s! Can I have some dick?”

Brain also stops. BEEL IS SO EMBARRASSED!

You’d rather have him than food? That’s pretty impressive! He’s honored!

But...what if you could have both? He’s totally down for both!

You celebrate your success by staying in (bed) and spoiling yourselves with food in-between rounds

Belphie

Belphie is a ‘C’s get degrees’ kind of guy but C’s are his minimum. Tries for B’s and usually gets mid-to-low B’s.

With exams over he’s 100% down to sleep the day away and there’s NO REASON for ANYONE TO BUG HIM ABOUT IT!

Totally prepared to live in his finest pyjamas until school starts again. Might even treat himself to a new pillow or blanket!

If he hadn’t learned your scent by now, you wouldn’t have a face when you breach his blanket cocoon

Belphie just snorts and smiles at your little face and messy hair (the blankets give it static and mess it up)

You kiss his nose and wait to make sure he’s really awake before sharing the good news. “I got all A’s! Can I have some dick?”

Laughs himself to the point of almost choking on one of his blankets

Throws himself out of the cocoon to breathe and wipe his tears away

But yes, yes you can. After he calms down, he pulls you onto his lap to straddle him. 

It’s fun and lazy but a genuine celebration of the end of the semester

Diavolo

He’s the other part of the committee that saw your grades, so he knows

It’s a bit off his plate so he won’t have as many duties to attend to

Diavolo wasn’t sure when you’d come over, but Barbatos assured him you’d be over that day. He did his best to speed through his meetings and arrange his schedule to have a rest period

He asked Barbatos to prepare a small, modest lunch of finger foods and some complimentary tea

You may have thought Diavolo was making himself a plate when you walked in, but it was actually a plate for you

The prince of the Devildom almost dropped that plate when you said, “I got all A’s! Can I have some dick?”

Prince of Hell is super blushy and flustered and awkward and almost knocks his teacup off the table. Is suddenly scrambling to make sure he doesn’t know anything else off the table

Tries to compose himself but can’t help the boyish smile and laugh that escapes him

You’re just such a lovely, fascinating person! He’s so happy to have you. His life seems eternal but you make it so fresh and new! His heart just bursts with love and delight.

Is no longer worried about the food or pushing in your chair for you. Offers his lap instead. “I have an opening for that,” he assures, pulling you onto his lap.

Diavolo likes to think he’s thoughtful about taking you on the floor because Barbatos doesn’t have much to clean up.

If your stomach grumbles after you’re settled and sleepy, he pulls himself off your body long enough to grab a plate from the table and put it beside your head. 

Demons have more stamina and it would be un-princely of him not to spoil you, so he feeds you until you’re too sleepy to eat.

Barbatos

It’s exhausting to be able to see multiple timelines and see into the future.

He never knows how far into the future he’s seeing, or if it’s in the timeline he’s currently in

All he knows is he heard you ask him for dick and almost dumped the wrong thing in the soup, okay? 

Had to excuse himself and ask someone on the cooking team to take over for him while he “dealt with another matter” (laughed it out where no one could hear him)

I’m not sure if Barbatos is considered a student at RAD, but Diavolo must be too. We’ll say he is. Boy is a master of self-discipline and scheduling so he’s fine. Flawless, as a butler should be. It carries over into all things.

It’s a delicate balance sometimes, but he’s type A and used to being busy so it works itself out. He does well.

Barbatos simply looks forward to having less to do. Focusing on Diavolo can be a job all its own.

He was planning on making a few sweets for Luke and the others. Diavolo suggested a “pot luck” to celebrate. It’s something the humans came up with and he seems to like it. It turns into sweets for the pot luck

Probably makes you a special mini-dessert or a special portion of the dessert

If he’s in control of plate presentation, you might get a special sauce heart of chocolate heart

When Diavolo is generous enough to include him in the celebration (because he deserves it and you’re there, so it’d be cruel not to), Barbatos makes small talk and woos you subtly

You ask him to “show you where to take the dishes” to get him alone. He can feel it in his little demon bones. You’re about to do it.

You do it.

You’re basically vibrating with excitement because you probably planned this and think you’re very clever. Human enthusiasm is so darling and it makes his heart pitter-patter to think you were simply bursting to ask HIM this.

“But of course,” he helps you stack the plates and guides your hand to the silverware sorter because you’re looking at him instead of what you’re doing. You almost put a fork in the spoon section. “Covered in chocolate? Plain?”

He’s trying to one-up you. He loves seeing his human change colors and not know what to do.

You whisper “I prefer wet,” back in his ear and Barbatos wonders how he didn’t see THAT in any of his visions

You: 1, Barbatos: 0. Helpless. Defenseless. Horny.

“That will be ready shortly,” he’s already pulling you away, down the hall, to meet your request.

Solomon

It wouldn’t serve him to do poorly in the Devildom. Basically wasted opportunity

He’s not a straight A student but he does well. Really pulls out the stops on major projects and things that are worth more points than others

Isn’t perfect at everything but makes up for it. Solid B’s, always really close to A’s. At least a couple low A’s.

Solomon doesn’t quite know how he wants to celebrate. He knows Asmo’s already pestering him to go shopping or clubbing

He’s considering it. He’d like to drink, honestly

You show up, light of his life, his favorite person, and he feels himself warm with joy

He revels in being the only other human in the Devildom. It makes your relationship that much more special, he thinks. It’s kind of stupid, but it’s something to coyly hold over the others whenever he sees fit. All in play, of course (not).

“I got all A’s! Can I have some dick?”

Pretends to think and looks anywhere but your face. If he looks at your face he’ll blush himself stupid and won’t be able to say anything smart.

He can’t lie. He’s already hard. He appreciates humor and wit and you’re all of it.

Very bold of you to come onto him like that, and he’s 100% for it.

“Can you take it?” Solomon wishes he said something smoother, that he wasn’t already slipping between your legs and grinding against you like the weak man he was. He doesn’t regret it though because the friction is good. Something you both need.

He whispers against your skin and gives you light, sloppy kisses with a hint of teeth.

He gives, and he’s generous. He wants to reward your efforts.

Simeon

Simeon makes it a point of personal pride to do well in the Devildom

That’s the utmost symbol of peace and understanding, isn’t it? To embrace their culture and livelihood and do well? To do well means he’s understanding them and walking in their shoes. It’s only right

He works hard and does well. Doesn’t stress himself out with A’s since he’s keeping up his grades because it’s required. He’d rather reconnect with the brothers and try to help Luke enjoy the Devildom.

He’s happy to spend his free time taking Luke to places in the Devildom, trying to visit the House of Lamentation, and maybe working on some things for TSL since editors are clamoring for more

You stop by because he’s been fairly quiet, wrapped up in his favorite writing sweater with his little editing glasses on

Simeon smiles and greets you with his little ‘Hi, angel’ as he kisses your hand. 

Boy almost breaks his favorite pen when you ask him for...for dick?

He’s not absolutely clueless but this boy has been in ‘holy angel’ mode for centuries. He struggles with texting and stickers and you expect him to know slang?!

So confused he takes his glasses off. Boy can’t comprehend

“You’re asking me to procure one? Like...the ones humans use from those stores? You want mine? Well, I certainly hope so because we’re--oh...”

He could write books of poetry about you, and though he doesn’t like to admit it, he’s had those thoughts

“Well,” he’s standing up from his chair and guides you so gently to his bed it’s like you’re floating on a cloud. He lays you down just as gently, fabrics whispering as he slips out of his sweater and it pools at his feet. “I wouldn’t be a very good angel if I ignored the wishes of my dear human, would I?”

Doesn’t really see the point of sex as a reward, but will never turn down a moment to show how cherished you are. 

Hope you liked it :)

[emmamountebanks]

okay i want to make pet headcanons for all of the quarry kids now

Abigail loves reptiles. She always wanted a puppy, but her mom's allergic. Regardless, she's still happy with her bearded dragon and leopard gecko. She also has a couple of fishes, with a beautifully decorated tank. Honestly, she loves the routine of the reptiles and aquarium since it motivates her to take care of herself as well.

She's seriously considering getting a chameleon, but she's got literally no space left for anything.

Dylan has a black cat and an orange tabby. He got them a couple years ago when they were both kittens, and he definitely cherishes the kitty company in hard times. He pampers the hell out of them, and makes sure they have plenty of Meowijuana around.

Emma is the only one to have horses, since her property has the space for it. They're more her parents than hers, but she still likes caring for them. After summer camp is over, she invites Abi over for horsebacking riding. She had never done it before, but Emma is patient in teaching her and Abi ends up loving it. Whenever Abi comes over, they make it a habit to ride the horses.

Inside the house, Emma also has two black-and-white cats and a calico. She may or may not be running one of those pet instagram accounts for her cats. They may or may not be just as famous as her.

Jacob has three dogs. A chocolate lab, Siberian husky, and toy Australian shepherd. He loves teaching them tricks and staying active with them, throwing frisbees with them outside, setting up little "obstacle courses". He takes his pet care very seriously, and gets nervous whenever one of them does something odd.

After meeting Laura, he'll always shoot her a text or call her. She has to talk him out of going to the vet a lot. Just because his lab likes to sleep upside down and hanging off the couch doesn't mean he's dying.

Kaitlyn has a corgi and a fluffy Maine Coon cat. She may be fierce and feisty, but she gets so mushy over her tiny little pets. She pspsps's and spoils them with treats and has conversations with them in the kitchen like they can understand her.

On the other side, she heard Nick had a snake and immediately asked to come over to hold it.

Laura would fill her whole house with animals if she could. She absolutely loves guinea pigs the most though, and has had guinea pigs her whole life. She always wants to dump a lot of money on extravagant enclosures, and really has to hold herself back.

It's impossible to take her anywhere she can adopt a pet, because she will beg Max if they can take it home. He definitely needs to accompany her though, so she doesn't "accidentally" bring one home.

One of her close friends had a pregnant cat, so Laura got a little silver tabby kitten out of it.

Max has a rat named Crumb! And his brother's German Shepard. Max loves snuggling the dog, but he really loves his chunky rat the most, thinking that this little guy is so cool and smart.

Laura also loves Crumb, and sometimes Max is convinced she comes over just to see the rat more than him. She bought a little rat leash and harness, which Max originally made jokes about, but he totally uses it. His rat loves going for walks.

Dylan suggested once that his cats and Crumb should have a pet playdate. Max had to stare at him in an uncomfortably long silence before telling him how bad of an idea that could be.

Nick lives in an apartment with a no pet rule unfortunately, as he would love a dog. But honestly, he seems like the kind of guy to be super chill about snakes and could feasibly keep it in his apartment.

Nick having a snake, and Abi having her lizards, the reptile love was one of the things that got them initially bonding at camp. Same with wanting a dog, they dove right into a conversation about the dog breeds they always wanted.

Ryan has a rabbit from an animal rescue. She's a blind bunny, but that doesn't change how sweet she is. Lately, Ryan's been toying around with the idea of getting another bunny so she wouldn't be lonely. Dylan texts him "Angus Beef" as a name suggestion. He's left on read.

There's also a Pomeranian puppy running around now since his sister really wanted one. Ryan decided to splurge in and get her the puppy for company.

BONUS: Travis is a cat person. He's always liked them a lot, but maybe it's the family of werewolves thing that's causing an aversion to dogs. Chris points this out and pokes fun at him for it.

[madametrashbin]

Blissful Relief

Modern Day life is stressful (no one can tell me otherwise), and as someone who will practically deflate upon suddenly having nothing to do and nothing important going on in the future (because being isekai'd means all regular world plans for life are cancelled), I will not hesitate to sleep like the dead because I'm not on a tight schedule now.

(Two posts in a Day?? What have I become?!)

A.K.A, I make an excuse to write a Lazy Nocturnal God!Darling who will abuse the cult pampering system... because that is what I would do without hesitation when I’m free from Modern Day duties that eat away at my health and sanity bit by bit with every hour I spend working like a mindless zombie from dawn to dusk, juggling home life that is filled with bothersome troubles that never change.

I’m also a night owl, caused by both insomnia and because it is the quietest hour that I cannot help but want to relish in since my life is filled with so much loud noise it gives me daily migraines... but of course, habits are formed from repetition and I will always wake up at 4-6am like a dumbass thus suffer the consequences the next morning.

Uhh... and I guess there might be OOC stuff?? Characterization who? Also Self-Indulgent again?? Super Self-Indulgent??? Letmeenjoysleepingandbeinganocturnalcreatureplease--

Morning tends to consist of Zhongli coming into your room, leaving the tray of breakfast he prepared on the coffee table near the sofa in your room before he walks over to kneel beside the bed where you're happily dozing off on, a hand moving to gently rest on the small of your back to rub small circles with his thumb. He’s softly smiling the whole time, looking at you with such adoration and fondness with how relaxed you were. As much as he wants to let you sleep in, he knows what would happen if a mortal body doesn’t move that much on a daily basis.

He'll try get you to wake up without being too loud, and if you ask for affection (kisses in particular, because I’m an affection and touch starved bastard), he will give it to you without hesitation and pepper your face in adoring kisses before carrying you off to the sofa so you could eat. He will feed you himself if you’re still too sluggish.

Will also put you in his lap if you’re nodding off, mostly to prevent you from hurting yourself (and because he enjoys the close proximity, if you allow it).

On rare occasions, Childe will be the one to wake you up in the morning instead whenever Zhongli is busy, letting you snuggle in bed a while longer if you want a few extra minutes before smothering you in his affections as he whisks you off from bed to get ready for the day and drop you off in the kitchen where breakfast is waiting on the table.

He will feed you himself if you're still drowsy, looking at you while cooing as though you are the most precious little thing this world has ever given life to (and to be fair, you are the most precious person to him with his family).

Will give you more cheek kisses if you’re still half-asleep, or in-between spoonfuls as a way to let you know you’re doing great... and because why not. It’s a rare moment to have, since Zhongli does hog a lot of your time.

Noon/Afternoon usually has Venti to keep watch over you if you ever choose to nap somewhere random around the teapot outdoors, or somewhere out in the wilds of Teyvat where the weather is just right and the surroundings are generally quiet. If you were outside of the teapot, you’d also have either Kaeya, Xiao or Kazuha to accompany the two of you depending on where you are for extra protection (per Zhongli’s safety precaution).

Venti will hum a song, and maybe strum a calming tune while you nap, happily basking in the gentle breeze and warm sunlight as the day goes by in a very peaceful and quiet manner. If lunch time comes around, he’ll try to wake you up as gently as possible, but finds it difficult to disturb you when you look so comfortable and peaceful right now. (And usually, this has you missing out on lunch if Zhongli is too busy to check up on you. Don't worry though, he'll make sure the packed lunch is empty before the old man drops by and that you did eat something.)

Kaeya will take the chance to cuddle with you, usually keeping you between his legs while you're using his chest as a pillow as your head is tucked in the crook of his neck. He's going to keep a loose hold on you, arms wrapped around your waist while occasionally shifting in case you're uncomfortable. He's smiling the whole time because you're so cute when you sleep like this. (Will occasionally give you kisses on the crown of your head if you don't mind it. Man wants to spoil you with so much love if you allow him to.)

Xiao is 100% attentive to all things in the surrounding, wanting to keep you safe from all potential dangers and will not relax while you're in such a vulnerable state. He will, however, melt when you sleepily call for his name while lazily reaching for him in such a lazy, but cute manner. Just like that, he's right by your side, asking for whatever you need. He's still on guard, but whatever you need, he will be there to provide... kisses and snuggles included, even if he’s struggling to be open about it. 

Kazuha would be smiling serenely, occasionally brushing the hair off your face if it gets in the way of giving you proper sleep. He would take care of problems that may arise before it reaches you, and if you ever have trouble trying to be comfortable, he’ll let you lay your head on his lap while he gently pets your head in such a soothing manner that the nap turns into full on sleep... his legs might go numb, but he just couldn’t wake you up when you looked so peaceful sleeping right there.

Sayu will always accompany you when you’re in Inazuma, mostly because she could find an excuse to sleep with you around when you are getting ready to nap. She’ll be quick to defend you though, because if you get hurt, she’ll lose that excuse and she’ll struggle to find peace to sleep for a while without having people tailing after her.

Dusk/Evening you’re decently awake (or rather, barely awake), Zhongli’s not letting you sleep anymore until later into the night. Ei would keep you company, the time when it’s not so busy for her as things settle down and allow her to spend time with you. She’s honestly just internally squealing when you end up holding onto her hand or sleeve if you’re too groggy to walk by yourself and properly guide your own feet.

Sometimes the Kamisato Clan would be the ones to accompany you, per Ei/Raiden Shogun’s orders. Ayaka used to be on-guard (because how did someone who was barely standing on their own two feet turn the Raiden Shogun into some excitable puppy??) when she first met you, but she got over it after realizing you’re not a bad person after spending enough time with you to see it.

Thoma sometimes coddles you, knowing well enough that you were just tired from the stress of the daily life you used to have when you told him once during a day when he was left to take care of you... He does his best to make sure you were enjoying yourself in the city, keeping a watchful eye in case you’d trip on your own feet.

On rare occasions when even the Kamisato Clan is busy, Kujou Sara would be the one to care for you... as foreign as it was in the beginning, because you’re so idle and pretty sluggish most of the time, but she grew to find these times relaxing. Of course, she is ever watchful for all problems, and when you were awake enough, would be helpful with your foreknowledge if you do remember everything well enough.

When Night falls upon Teyvat, you are fully awake, if only for a while until you grow exhausted again. In these moments, they would all try to spend time with you and gain more of your attention... but aside from that, you would often take strolls on Watatsumi Island, if only because you do sincerely enjoy the scenery the island had during the night... but other times, you would either take a stroll at Starsnatch Cliff or Qingce Village.

Kokomi would be with you, walking alongside you while she admires the sight of your relaxed, fully awake expressions that mostly appears at night. She would keep each of these moments to her heart, knowing that if her God loved Watatsumi as it is, then all her efforts into protecting it was worth it... plus, there was something nice just knowing a God like you enjoying the natural sight of her home while taking a nightly stroll.

Gorou trails behind you like a puppy, basking in the attention you give him and will always be ready to defend you. When you talk, he is absolutely silent, wanting to hear your voice in its more clearer form. He will not be happy if someone interrupts you, definitely will snarl at them if you don’t keep him in check... but aside from that, he will stick close to your side while you’re at Watatsumi Island as your guard with Kokomi.

Diluc will be by your side during the night when you’re in Mondstadt, always looking away when your gaze is directed towards him but otherwise would observe you closely... since he often sees you when you weren’t fully awake. He enjoys seeing this side of you more, and while he does find your sleepy self to be adorable, he likes knowing that you’re aware of everything... It gives him a peace of mind when you do acknowledge his efforts.

Midnight rings clear into the night, the clarity of your mind would return into its sleepy state. You would return back to the Teapot and get ready for bed, tucked in comfortably by one of your acolytes before you slumber until morning rises once more and repeat your day... Sometimes, if you’ve relaxed enough, you might be fully awake for the whole day.

Of course, that is a rare moment that might not always happen, but if you were truly awake for a whole day, none of your acolytes are going to miss this chance and might fight to have your full attention if you don’t give them the satisfactory amount, unless you put your foot down and make sure they behave. 

Aside from that, your cult will always be there for you, ready to take care of you and give you all the affection you want.

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Special Treatment

Andy Barber x Black Female Reader

Summary: It’s your birthday and Andy intends on treating you to your hearts content!

Happy Birthday @geniedetails !!! I wanted to do something a little special for you bc I adore you and you’re just the best, it’s not much but I hope you enjoy!! 💞🌟💞

From the minute you opened your eyes, Andy was at the ready with a shower of kisses and happy birthday’s whispered softly as you curled yourself around him more, happy to be in his arms always but especially today

It was all he talked about the entire weekend: your birthday and what you wanted and had in mind to do because there was absolutely no way his girl wasn’t gonna get anything she wanted!

He had hinted at having certain things planned but wouldn’t budge when you tried to get him to spill the beans, no he wanted to see your reaction in its full glory

This would be your first birthday while being with Andy, a whole year now, the best year in so many ways, the love you had for each other only growing and growing and you had to admit, birthdays sometimes were a hit or miss, some birthdays you hadn’t had such a great time as you wanted but you had a feeling about this year all thanks to your lovely man

It was just how excited he was, how he made it a point to make this day a big deal because he was eternally grateful you were here, in his life, his all his to spoil and love on, he described it as an honor

So his ticklish kisses soon turned into something deeper and more meaningful, a promised weight behind it that said I love you, I appreciate you, you mean the world to me

“Wanna make you feel good today, beautiful. Let me take care of you.”

How could you resist him? Especially with his lips pressing sinful kisses down your body, his beard lightly scratching you, what a way to start the day

After you were spent and feeling very blissed out, Andy suggested a shower together, his hands finding their way to your body again but he promised you he’d behave until tonight that is, skillfully massaging your shoulders and back as you scrubbed your body

If you could melt you absolutely would, his touch did things to you couldn’t even begin to explain

🌟🌟🌟

Awhile later, Andy left your side reluctantly as you did your getting ready routine and went through your closet to find something cute to wear, and when you finally emerged from the bedroom you couldn’t help but roll your eyes with a big smile at Andy’s fox whistle

“Baby, how did I get so lucky to have the most beautiful, amazing woman by my side?”

“Are you trying to make me cry after I just did my makeup Mr. Barber because that’s very rude to be doing on my day! But I think I’m the luckiest for the record!”

“No, see the only crying I want you to be doing today or ever is when I’m eating you out and you can’t stop coming but that’s for later. Right now, breakfast and then your first birthday surprise of the day.”

There he was again making you wanna jump his bones, you’d be content if you spent the entire day tangled up in his body but he wanted to spoil you and you weren’t gonna lie, you were enjoying it so far

It’s what you deserved after all, to be pampered and showered in gifts and love!

Breakfast was divine, fluffy pancakes and sweet strawberry syrup and fruit mixed in with funny conversations and kisses from the man of you dreams

And then it was time for the true celebrations to begin with Andy ushering you into his sleek black Audi with haste, trying to keep his smile at bay when you eventually arrived at the Gucci store, your hand in his as you entered

“Anything you want today, just say the word. I want my baby to have the pretty things she wants.”

🌟🌟🌟

It wasn’t like Andy hadn’t spoiled you this way before with shopping trips but it was the intention and meaning behind it that really made it hit extra hard

Sure his money was nice and you knew he didn’t have any problem dropping the bucks especially when it came to you but he always always made sure you knew he did it because he cared for you and wanted you to feel special where maybe you hadn’t felt before

The two of you were grinning like kids in a candy store as you browsed all the pretty bags and garments and accessories, modeling the pieces you tried on for him and feeling the heat creep up on your cheeks at his compliments and winks

By the time you felt ready to leave his arms were laden with bags and you had a new spring in your step as you loaded them all in the car, excited to wear your new purchases

You always felt like a queen around Andy, nothing was ever too much or out of reach, all your dreams and thoughts encouraged

Yeah no, you were the luckiest woman ever and you’d argue with him about it forever as long as forever was with him!

🌟🌟🌟

Later in the day Andy had arranged a little tea party lunch for you and some of your closest friends, good food and champagne and fruit bouquets and desserts making you giddy with sugary happiness

It just felt so good to be surrounded by love, love from your man and love from your friends, all here to celebrate you and have fun with you

Not a moment wasn’t spent laughing and having good conversations that made your heart swell so big it could burst

Even when the evening started to wind down; the sun setting and your guests slowly making their departures, you felt full of love, nestled in Andy’s lap enjoying the twinkling fairy lights and the music softly playing under the gazebo, champagne glass in your hand

Heaven on earth that’s what today was

And Andy was of course not quite done with the surprises, giving you another gift to open, this one more sentimental and intimate

“Happy Birthday, petal! I hope you enjoyed today, I have a few more things up my sleeve for you this week, I know I know I said I would keep it simple but I just can’t help it. I just love you so much.”

“Today was the best, baby, the very best. I love you more than anything, and yeah I figured there was more but I don’t think I could ever complain.”

“How bout I carry you inside and we start by ending the night on a high note?”

“Yes, please. I still need to cry my makeup off like you said.”

“Oh trust me, angel, I intend on it.”

Heaven on earth with the man of your dreams, nothing could touch this day!