#SO ANYWAY

[arrimorr]

Good ol' captain

[teaboot]

how could you like the colour yellow

see a therapist immediately

I actually used to hate it! Like, actually despise it! Yellow was too bright, too loud, discordant, unruly, and clashed with everything. Nothing like what I wanted in my life, nothing I wanted to be.

When I first moved away from home, everything I owned was black. Jet back. As black as I could get. Smooth, cool, sleek, discrete, calm, unassuming. Flexible, cohesive, agreeable black. Fashionable black.

I had a really, really bad time. Unrelated to the decor. It was my first year out of a toxic place I'd grown used to my whole life, my first year acknowledging a mental illness I'd believed to be normal, my first year fending for myself with very little money or sleep or companionship.

I'd grown up on instant white rice and unseasoned ground beef. One day I realized that everything I'd been raised on tasted like cardboard. While out on an assignment, I passed a tent with a woman selling spices, and bought myself some turmeric. I went home and tried making curry with it. It was so yellow.

Another time, my professor took us out to a modern art gallery. I wasn't sure what I was expecting, but when we got there, the whole building had been painted bright sunshine yellow.

The artist's theme was "happiness".

What it is. How we make it. How to share it.

All bright, lovely yellow.

The house I grew up in was beige. The walls were white. The appliances were post 9/11 stainless steel. My job was to be quiet, compliant, presentable and agreeable.

Black goes with everything. Black is neutral. Black is quiet, reserved, elegant and mysterious.

Yellow is warm. Yellow does what it wants. Yellow tastes sweet and spicy and hot and cool, like a summer breeze, like sunflower petals, powdery like dust on a long dirt road and soothing like well-worn linen.

I still like the look of black. I like the look of most colors. But I like the way that Yellow makes me feel.

Do you understand?

[livinghalfway]

Mini Prompt: Hit and Run

It’s a surprisingly quiet night in Gotham, because of this everyone is currently gathered on some random rooftop for the time being; even Jason.

Bickering and joking taunts are being thrown around by all of them when suddenly a figure is zooming past most of them. Only for the unknown threat to tackle Jason. Throwing the two of them across the roof.

When the two finally come to a stop the unknown, a boy with white hair and green eyes, is on top of Jason. Just as everyone is recovering from the shock and rushing to help, the boy slams his hand deep into Jason’s chest. He is then pulling out a toxic green substance.

They try to attack the threat and get him off of Jason, but everything just goes right through him. Luckily the boy doesn't seem to want anything to do with the rest of them, and just as quickly as this all started it's over. As the boy simply disappears from sight right in front of them all.

Jason on the other hand is left on the ground gasping for breath. When they finally get him calm enough to tell them how he's feeling the first thing Jason tells them is that the pit rage is gone.

[shepscapades]

Thanks to artfight, I’ve finally finished a detailed, official dbhc cub reference! :D

(I’ve put his Artifight description below the cut, which has a more detailed explanation of his timeline, lore, and aesthetics! >:3)

-ˋˏ ༻ ❁  OVERVIEW ❁ ༺ ˎˊ-

Name: C.B.F.N.4000 (Cub) Pronouns: He/Him Species: Android Height: 5’9’’ Associated Visual Themes: vex, ghosts, explosions, mischief, scientist aesthetic, potions, potionmaking, sleepy/tired aesthetic, conspiracies

-ˋˏ ༻ ❁  ABOUT ❁ ༺ ˎˊ-

CBFN4000 is an au version of MCYT Hermitcraft’s Cubfan, set in my DBHC (or Detroit Become Hermitcraft) AU! This au is inspired by the 2018 game Detroit Become Human, but not because it really has anything to do with DBH—I simply yoinked the android mechanics and incorporated them into the world of Hermitcraft. It began as a S8 au, and has roughly followed the hermitcraft timeline up to the present! 

Cub was the last android made during Season 8. While many of the hermit androids were made at the beginning of season 8 and a few were made for season 9, Cub was finished and activated mid-late Season 8, around the time when Hermits started noticing the Big Moon. Cub’s model ended up being a sloppy experiment in deviation, as Doc suggested they try to transfer deviancy to an android upon activation to try and avoid traumatic situations that might cause an android to deviate violently or upsettingly, such as Etho’s, Tango’s, or Mumbo’s experiences. While this went relatively well initially, it clearly wasn’t very thoroughly thought out, as Xisuma (who is normally so adamant and detail-oriented when it comes to assuring the androids’ safety with experiments like this) wasn’t truly himself due to external manipulation and mostly left a relatively young-deviant Doc to carry out the project himself. 

Cub, though adjusting to sentience rather well at first, very quickly became wrapped up in the Big Moon happenings on the server, new personality and inexperience to emotions like fear and ignorance completely overwhelming his young system. He became obsessive over the implications and consequences of the Season 8 Moon Apocalypse, joining the Mooners and spreading his conspiracy theories religiously throughout the server as he descended into madness. The insanity was like a virus to his programming, pervasive and all-engulfing, and Cub’s final attempt to free himself from the Moon’s impact with the Earth—to launch himself on a llama into space via potion-powered TNT(insane btw)— left his hands and feet singed and cracked to ruin.

The experiment, considered a horrific failure by a deeply shameful—and more awake—S9 Xisuma, left Doc and Xisuma with the decision to reset him for the new season, and they ended up pairing him with a hermit like they had done with the other androids, to give him a chance to find deviancy on his own terms. So, at the start of season 9 and fresh after a reset, Cub was paired with Scar. Naturally, because Scar is… Scar, Cub deviated almost instantly after being given to him, and very quickly adopted the iconic lazy, stoic, amused attributes normally associated with Cubfan. Scar’s tendency towards mischief and general shenanigans grew instantly on Cub, and the two were an immediate inseparable pair. So much so that when Scar began rambling one day about his Season 5 Hermitcraft Shenanigans (where deals with the Vex may or may not have been involved), Cub immediately stated he was interested in being in on it. Whatever “it” means. It’s unclear if Cub also made a deal with the vex or became connected to them in some other way, but… well, he got Doc’s help to trick out his eyes, hair, and back to best fit the part. Scar is very jealous that he can't magically make himself have the same features to match.

Cub is closest with Scar (there's something there, I think), but he gets along just as well with any of the other hermits! He’s close with Jevin and many of the other redstoners like Etho and Doc, who are the other two androids I’ve put on artfight!

-ˋˏ ༻ ❁  EXTRAS ❁ ༺ ˎˊ-

Cub's eyes can light up in the dark, and he’s the only android who has edited his programming so that the default state of his LED is white, not blue. It still will go yellow and red if his processors are working particularly hard, but he’s replaced the blue setting on his LED with white to better match the Vex vibe. Cub has all of the vibes of a fae. If that’s anything <3

[chel-tiaz]

𝐁𝐚𝐜𝐤 𝐟𝐫𝐨𝐦 𝐛𝐞𝐧𝐞𝐚𝐭𝐡

[starmocha]

I let the Demon (my muse) take over today. It was a rough day at the office 🫠 Gonna yap about a scenario that's been occupied in my head since 8 AM. It's time to evict her and let me live in peace again. (disclaimer: this is in no way related to the actual memory or even speculations about it. My mind just wandered into unsavory territory 😔) MDNI.

Just thinking about

How this Sylus is going to take you to his hut and just rut you

This is not love making, not even consummating a union, or even just casual fucking

It is feral. He is going to fuck you like an animal. He is going to breed you.

It is brutal, it is animalistic, and very possessive and wild. He wants you to know that you belong to him—his to have, his to take.

You are not leaving until you are thoroughly bred. This man's stamina and libido are high—he will keep you with him all night long. He won't let you rest for a minute and even if you do pass out, you will still wake up with his massive cock buried deep inside you.

He will have you crying and cumming on his cock so many times, your desperate pleas only spurring him on. You learn that his title of "Relentless Conqueror" does not apply only on the battlefield. It extends into his bedchamber.

By morning, you will be sore. There are bruises and love bites all over. He was not gentle in the slightest.

He had marked you all over, made it clear that you belong to him. This is a reminder to you, but a warning to others.

He is virile. You will get pregnant from this.

Be prepared. His babies are huge. He won't settle for just one child or two, or even three. He wants an army.

He will accept daughters, but he also wants sons.

You will bear big, strong future warriors. It is an honor bestowed only on you.

He is creating a dynasty. His lineage will carry on for centuries.

The only person worthy to stand by his side is you. He is aggressive and imposing, revered within the community and feared by enemies. In this world, the only one he will submit to will be you. The only one who will tame him will be you. The only one who will have his heart will be you.

The honor of being his is a title only carried by you. Likewise, he is yours, in this life and the next and the next and the next. For all of the lifetimes you have, he will always find you and choose you.

Only you—eternally yours.

[missnotstarry]

late night chatting

[gabstriessomethingnew]

Y'all ever think about how insane it would be when Merlin and Leon had to explain to the group about random shit in the modern era? Like:

Lancelot: How do they make clothes so soft in this time?

Merlin, sipping tea not looking up from his newspaper: Plastic

Arthur: I would have thought you would have stopped making up words some time in the last 1500 years.

Merlin quirks eyebrow and looks toward Leon

Leon, already sighing, headache not having gone away since the lot of them rose from the dead: Ok so for this to make any sense you have to know about dinosaurs...

[hugsarethugs]

Pov i want to take back my goat morbian stone

I have thoughts-

What if owl- what if he was a lesser sooty owl

I say this as if im gunna draw it-

I just have thoughts on bird bois- already hav rob as an ostrich, imagine him being protected by a small ass gd owl

wtf is stone going to do when rob is 100 time his size.. alot actually alot-

[luxlyric]

close-ups under the cut

Commissions 🎇

[hellalugosi]

Interview with the Vampire - Season 2, Episode 5

Candyman (1992)

[loucifersbitch]

Tommy Kinard is a rational man. He's perfectly rational. He'll rationalize with the best of them. But when he spots Evan Buckley across the bar, all rational thought leaves him. And when Evan asks him to stay for a drink, he does. And when Evan asks him to come back to his place, he does. And when Evan kisses him, he kisses back. And when they get to the bedroom, he doesn't think twice. It's Evan, for Christ's sake. And it's amazing because Evan is amazing.

And when Tommy wakes up in the morning and rational thought returns, he knows he can't do hookups like this. Not with Evan. Evan's his all or nothing, and there's no going back. The urge to run again scratches at the base of his neck. The urge to self-sabotage right next to it. And no matter how much he wants - and fuck, he wants - he's still unsure. He's still feeling that insecurity that made him leave all those months ago.

So he leaves. And he can't do anything except wait. Wait for what? Evan? Himself to get over whatever his holdups are? He can't tell. But he waits anyway.

Then Evan calls weeks later. And he finally knows for sure.

[artuurle]

ends of the earth

[inkykeiji]

this is so fucking cute but it makes my heart ache a little :( how many times has caleb dreamt of you leaving him? how many times has he woken with a start, strands of umber plastered to his temples with sweat, to reach out and find his bed empty and alone, fingers grasping at cold air?

it makes me think that he’d hold you extra tight when he finally, finally has you back in his arms—even when unconscious. he’s always been a cuddle bug and a bed hog, but now he’s got you trapped securely beneath his heavy arms, any escape rendered impossible; now he’s gripping you so tightly that his nails leave little crescent bites in your flesh, palms slippery with combined sweat, fingers pressing into your body just a hint shy of painful. now he’s waking up with achy and stiff knuckles from a night of clenching and clutching, sculpted muscles sore and heavy from continuously being tensed up—a predator ready to pounce, to protect.

it makes him even clingier than normal; on the weekends he begs you to stay in bed with him until he’s ready to get up, desperate pleads whined out against the curve of your neck, mouth dragging along your skin in a crude caress. his words are cracked with desire, seeping into your flesh as he nuzzles you, almost as if he’s attempting to burrow into you. on the weekdays he implores you to let him sleep with his cock buried inside of you—to be as close as humanly possible, he says, breath hot and damp and full of yearning. he just needs to be close to you, that’s all.

(​he fucks you on the weekend as well, of course, but weekends are for long, slow lovemaking sessions and hard, rough collections of orgasms. because his schedule as colonel is busy and demanding, jam-packed with duties and obligations, and there are often stretches of days where he only sees you at nighttime, his anxiety only quelled when his cock is embraced by your cunt—that’s when he can finally rest, heart calmed and addiction sated, the clawing in his chest momentarily eradicated)

[mozzaremi]

sibling bonding