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martianbugsbunny · 10 months
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My brain's gotten wormy over Scogan so allow me to explound upon the dynamic the worms have suggested: I think Scott tops when he's had a lousy day and he's upset, and otherwise Logan tops. Also I'm pretty sure they're absolutely down for rough'n'raw, slightly aggressive sex, but with the gentlest aftercare you can possibly imagine
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sugar-omi · 9 months
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Step 2 confession. Do you ever think about how this must have looked like for their classmates? For them it would've been like, the two love-dorks that have been pining for each other for FIVE years suddenly return to school holding hands after just one random summer.
YEAH
like assuming the school goes up from grade school to middle, everyone knows abt your lil love story
and ofc they're all teasing you, which sucks for cove either way. bc if he's cold, he mainly sticks to you. and if he's warm/ in between, his other friends tease him for running to you.
omg... imagine you're in school, and you let him rest his head on your shoulder while you read a book or smth
if you're seen holding hands at any point.... it's an uproar OMG IMAGONE HOLDING HANDS UNDER THE DESK N SOMEONE BENDS DOWN TO PICK UP A PENCIL N HIT THE TABLE WHILE SCREAMING ABT U HOLDING HANDS.....
okay maybe ik I just had shitty teachers but I imagine some of the more bitter, evil teachers will try to keep you two apart. some will be like "its good for you! you should make friends!"
especially to cove, and puts the same pressure on you if you're nervous and reserved.
omg. imagine someone confesses to you or him, well if it's you cove is all "oh..." *twiddles thumbs*
he explodes when u tell him u said no bc you like someone else/are seeing someone (if you say boyfriend he screams n eventually hugs u to hide his face)
if it's him, he flounders ofc but he does say no and that he likes you very much. if they're persistent then eventually he yells that he's dating you.
yeah. no matter what he like snaps.. middle of class? lunch room? after-school pickup? yeah he'll say it in front of anyone n everyone somehow
OK im... not ngl I was just gonna agree w you n ramble a bit but I'm spiraling LOL
but imagine you get into high school, ofc some kids you knew will be there and eventually it'll spread around your high school as well
THERES PRBLY PICS TOO... say like during group songs or events, or group photos, etc. there's a 50/50 chance cove is looking at you, or you him.
omg imma have to make a whole post on school hc's... pls this is so juicy
OH MY GOD WHEN TEACHERS KNOW YOURE DATING...
"hey no handholding!" cove would jump 10ft and blush n hide his face
wrapping an arm around one another? a teacher is chastising you or pulling you apart (PLS I HAD THAT HAPPEN TO ME, I CANT RMBR HER NAME BUT LISTEN HERE MS.PRINCIPAL YOU WERE FUCKING UP MY RIZZ!!!)
omg. cove tries to rizz you all the time, no matter how minor. he just wants to be close to you ok n sometimes he's not above a lil PDA he can't help it sometimes
I imagine you definitely get caught tryna kiss too. don't let it be by your classmates or a loud mouth teacher who rats u out in front of the students or other teachers YOU NEVER LIVE IT DOWN
bruh now I wanna go to school w cove.. I'd rizz him up so bad too, he'd have to walk to math class w a blush on his face and hearts popping off him bc you've given him the Fattest kiss or flirted w him all lunch n he's LOVING IT
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acaciapines · 28 days
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Could you talk about Toriel and Carol’s relationship in your au? How did they end up married? Seems interesting!
yeah!!! this is one of those things where i think i first was like 'wouldnt this be funny' and then thought about it a little too hard and oh no im invested now.
basically, i knew from the start that rudy would be dead here...not sure WHEN exactly he dies, but i think it wasnt that far after dess and kris being presumed dead...maybe a year or so later. the loss of them both was just wayyy too much and since monsters partly hold on by hope its like. that breaks a man. the dreemurr divorce is also a LOT more bitter, here, since there's the loss of their youngest child to deal with. all that to say toriel and carol would turn to each other!! since they both lost their children in the same way, and then both lost their husbands, and eventually that becomes a relationship.
theyre ALSO together because i knew from the start the two families were going to be close (asriel is Very Much noelle's older brother) and making the moms married is just the logical conclusion from there lol. i think its good to put them together 'cause it also means i can further explore the theme of parents with noelle, too! the way i see it, carol actually sold the holiday house because losing dess + rudy so soon after each other was really hard on her, and the way she deals with her feelings is by pretending they dont exist and pushing through. and so for her, selling the house is like, leaving that part of her life behind. then it can't hurt her. so she has to plan everything out and shes VERY hard on noelle because she cannot lose noelle because noelle is sort of all she has left in the world.
noelle is very bitter about this. like her mom never cared about dess and rudy at all. and now doesnt love her, because she lost the actual family members she loved, and noelle is just the worst one she was left with. yes the holiday women have so many issues they refuse to talk out with each other.
with toriel its a lot easier to tell that she does love and care about noelle, but! this! manifests! in being super overprotective! which noelle ALSO hates!!! she cannot win. plus the moms do tend to side with each other (bc tori + carol know what page the other is on when the kids Never Do), so for noelle its like. her mom hates her and toriel never takes her side so like. what is she supposed to do with that?
in regards for the family structure, asriel's already 18 when carol and toriel get married so he doesn't consider carol his mom and probably still calls her 'aunt carol,' mayyyybe he uses 'stepmom' if talking about her to someone else but she's been his aunt his entire childhood so i think thats what sticks. aka he probably only uses 'stepmom' if he wants to quickly get across that she's married to his mom, otherwise he describes her as his aunt. he 100% sees noelle as his little sister. noelle usually just calls toriel 'toriel' (so she drops the 'aunt') and would use 'stepmom' when talking about her to other people. like asriel, she 100% sees him as her older brother.
they hyphenate their last names so its 'holiday-dreemurr.' noelle has this last name, asriel might just stick with dreemurr?? i honestly dont know lol. he lives with them but again. hes an adult when they get married.
annnnnd thats all i have on them so far! when i get into the writing of this i'll probably do a lot of little test-scenes for all these dynamics, lol, but i'm a bit far out for now. the two test-scenes i wrote were 'cause i Had To or else i would explode.
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scorpiolight-madd · 11 months
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hehe this is so funny bc this blog was actually meant to be an incorrect quotes blog before i decided to make it a writing/madd blog
i have folders full of the things so here we go
im gonna section them by paracosm
Forces Reloaded
Omega: I HAVE ONLY HAD TAILS AND COSMO FOR A DAY AND A HALF BUT IF ANYTHING HAPPENED TO THEM I WOULD KILL EVERYONE IN THIS ROOM AND THEN SELF DESTRUCT.
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Omega: TAILS- Tails: *sighs* Sonic used to call me Tails... Omega: ... THAT IS BECAUSE IT IS YOUR FUCKING NAME.
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Knuckles: So... what's goin' on? Silver: You want the long version or the short version? Knuckles: The short one, I guess? Silver: Shit's fucked. Knuckles: Oh. Well, yeah, that's definitely not an optimal situation.
Sonic Boom: Rebellion
Athair's ghost: Damn your sister is gnc as fuck Knuckles: YOURE INSANE
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Silver: I know you're deflecting by making jokes about how hot you are. Sonia: It's not a joke. Sonia: *sniffles* Sonia: I'm a legit snack.
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Silver: What do you think Sticks will do for a distraction? Sonia: She'll probably make a noise or throw a rock. That's what I would do. *Building explodes and several car alarms go off* Sonia: ... or she could do that.
Sonic-Verse
Sonic Wachowski: How do tall people possibly sleep at night when the blanket can't possibly cover you? Boom!Sonic: Kid, it's four o'clock in the morning. Sonic Wachowski: So, you can't sleep, huh? Sonic Wachowski: ... Sonic Wachowski: Is it because of the blanket?
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Boom!Shadow: You played me! Modern!Shadow: Like the cheap kazoo you are.
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Scourge, texting Tom: Roses are red, Jet the Hawk is a skater... Tom's phone, auto-replying: I'm driving right now-I'll get back to you later. *later* Tom, texting back: How did you get this number?
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Modern!Sonic: We'll find another route, it's not safe for amateur adventurers. Sonic Wachowski: That sounds like a challenge. Modern!Sonic: I have to stress, that is not a challenge. Sonic Wachowski: ... Is exactly what you'd say to dissuade the weak of heart from accepting the challenge. Well, challenge accepted! Modern!Sonic: There is no challenge!
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Jimbotnik: Where did you get that tomato soup? Boom!Eggman: It's actually a bowl of ketchup I just microwaved.
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Gawain: Machine, this morning, I called you abhorrent and reprehensible, and I'd like to withdraw that statement- Omega: YOUR GESTURE OF REGRET IS ACKNOWLEDGED- Gawain: But I can't. Those are the 2 words that best describe you.
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sunnyie-eve · 1 year
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5 | Conflicted
Series: Valentine Addams | Wednesday
Paring: (Xavier Thorpe x OFC Addams! Tyler Galpin x OFC Addams!)
Word Count: 1593
Warnings: a kiss bc of a dare, confusing feelings, Tyler jealous of Xavier, little conflict over a kiss
Last: Changing? | Next: Wednesday
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"Why did I agree to that damn bet?" I groan as Enid goes through her clothes looking for an outfit to put me in for the whole day. 
"Because you got cocky with Bianca and lost which meant I won our little deal." She stops for a minute to give me a smile before diving back in. "Perfect!" She shouts then hands me some of her clothes. "I can't wait till everyone see you." She claps her hands. 
"Everyone in town is really going to think I'm crazy." I huff going to change and hated it. 
"Let me see!" Enid says excited so I show her and she explodes with happiness.
"I'm picturing how I would kill you slowly and painfully." I glare at her. 
"As long as you don't actually act on it, picture it all you want." She smiles as I head out while she gets ready now.
"I think you stick out wearing Enid clothes more than your own." Xavier walks up to me in the quad. 
"If you say anymore I will cut your hair while you're sleep in the night." I don't look at him. 
"Got it." He nods his head. 
"My family would have a heart attack if they saw me right now." I look down at myself. 
"I'm surprised you haven't broke out into hives." He chuckles so I look at him, 
"That's my sister if it's not black, white, or gray." I tell him. 
"If it helps any, you don't look terrible in pink. But I do prefer your normal style." He nudges me so I stare at him. "Why are you looking at me like that?" He chuckles eyeing me. 
"Picturing you with a shaved head." I lie to him before walking away to join Enid and Yoko. 
"You know he so has a crush on you." Enid giggles looking over a Xavier. 
"You really want me to kill you, don't you?" I glare at her before we get on the shuttle.
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Once in town we all go to the Weathervane to get drinks and sit in a booth. As I walk up to Tyler he tries not to laugh at me, "Quad over ice." I tell in not in the mood today. 
"I didn't think you drank anything other than hot chocolate." He eyes me more. 
"I normally don't wear this either but here we are." I say with no emotion. 
"Why are you dressed this anyways?" He asks while he makes my drink. 
"Lost a bet to Enid." I look over at her chatting with Yoko and Divina, "I have to wear this all day." I roll my eyes. 
"I don't like it. It's not you." He hands me my drink. 
"Thank you." I go join the girls.
As we were all talking Bianca comes to join us, "Well look at you. Wish you weren't so cocky now, huh?" She sits next to Divina making me get a idea to piss her off, 
"Xavier said he like it." I give her a smile and the smirk on her face leaves. 
"Let's play a little game. Truth or Dare, Enid?" Yoko asks her. 
"Dare." She smiles. 
"I dare you to go over to Ajax and put your hand out to him and saying nothing. You can't leave until he gives you a high five." She giggles. 
"Really? Ajax?" She huffs so I move for her to get out of the booth. We watch Ajax be confused till Xavier tells him a high five then she walks back embarrassed.
The girls do a few rounds then Enid says my name, "I'm not playing." I tell her. 
"Backing down?" Bianca smirks. 
"Dare."
"I dare you to go kiss Xavier. You can make Bianca more mad." She whispers in my ear. 
"What you don't wanna do it?" Bianca eyes me so I get up from the table going over to Xavier and Ajax's table. 
"Hey, Valentine." Ajax smiles as I come up. 
"You okay?" Xavier asks looking at me. 
"I can't believe I'm doing this." I say before leaning down to kiss him taking him by surprise. Then he took me by surprise kissing me back so that's when I pulled away going back to the table where Bianca wasn't anymore. "Watch out tonight." I let Enid know.
As I sit I notice Tyler glance over at me at times with an annoyed look on his face. While the girls get up to leave I go over to Tyler, "Normally the look on your face is my thing not yours." I eye him. 
"When did you start dating Xavier?" He asks while working. 
"I'm not dating him." I laugh. 
"Why did you kiss him then?" He turns to face me. 
"Because it was a dare to piss off Bianca. I couldn't turn down that opportunity. Especially with her being his ex and me being one reason they broke up." I explain to him before get annoyed with how he was acting, "Why do you care if I kiss him anyways?" I cross my arms. 
"Why do I care? For starters the dude hates me." He walks to the side so I follow him, 
"I can't kiss because he hates you... That makes perfect sense, Tyler. That has nothing to deal with me." I let out a breathy chuckle.
"You give mixed signals, you know. that" He stands in front of me. 
"Mixed signals? I'm being nice to you-," 
He cuts me off, "So for the past months you've only been nice to me as a friend?" He stares me down. 
"Tyler... you know it's not easy for me." I start to feel conflicted. 
"Val, you're gonna miss the bus." Enid rushes in grabbing my hand dragging me out. "You okay? You look worse than your normal self." She sits next to me. 
"I'm confused about things." I look out the window. 
"Well you can talk to Dr. Kinbott in your session tomorrow." She gives me a smile.
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Back at school Weems wanted to see me in her office, "I didn't do anything." I sigh walking into her office. 
"You're not in trouble Miss Addams. I have some news to give to you." She smiles as I take a seat in front of her. 
"Good or bad?" I tilt my head some. 
"I believe you you'll fine it as good news. Starting tomorrow, your sister will be starting at Nevermore. So tomorrow your session with Dr. Kinbott is cancelled. She thought it would be nice for you to spend the day with your sister and see your family. Plus she's reading up on her as well since she'll be seeing her on different days." She explains to me and didn't know how to feel. Apparently I don't know anything today...was it Enid's outfit clouding my mind or what?
"Guess my parents had no other opinions. I know she's not thrilled whatsoever."
"I'm putting her in Ophelia Hall as well. She'll be roommates with Enid." She adds. 
"Oh, she's really going to hate it here." I laugh before she lets me go. 
"Hey." Xavier walks up to me. 
"Great." I groan, "Enid dared me." I walk past him to go out to the woods and he was still following. 
"You did it to piss off Bianca." He walks next to me. 
"Precisely, Thorpe." I glance over at him. 
"I know you wanna ask me." He chuckles. 
"Why don't you just tell me? Why make me ask?" I stop walking to turn to face him. 
"I know it was a dare. It was obvious because of Enid earlier." He puts his hands in his pockets. 
"Then why did you kiss me back?" I ask like he wanted me to.
"To piss Tyler off like you did with Bianca. I knew he was watching. His eyes are always glued to you when you're in there." He says keeping eye contact with me. 
"I get it you both hate each other but why kiss me to piss him off?" I ask annoyed I was doing this with him now. 
"Don't play dumb Valentine. You aren't blind. He likes you more than just a friend." He raises his voice some. 
"Yeah, I kinda know that... but why do you..." I start to think why he has a problem with Tyler liking me other than just hating him from what he did to him. "Xavier..." I sigh thinking I get why, "You boys are killing me." I turn walking away going to my dorm to change to give Enid her clothes back.
"Here." I toss the clothes in with her other dirty clothes. 
"Talk to me, Val. You look hurt." She pats the spot on her bed next to her so I sit down, 
"No vlogging." I put my pinky out to her so she promises taking in with hers. "I never thought I would have boy trouble in my life." I lay back. 
"Boy talk!" She gets excited, "Tell me everything. Tyler? Xavier?" She shakes my arm. 
"Both." I groan causing her to gasp,
"Both? More details, girl." She shakes me more. 
"Tyler said I'm giving mixed signals. And Xavier kissed me back during the dare." I sit back up. 
"Who do you like?" She asks me. "Both... I think. Yes, I understand feelings and can read them but when it comes to me and my feelings... I don't know shit. It takes time." I throw myself back. 
"Then just keep being their friend until you know your feelings. You're going through some self changes so take time." She rubs my arm. 
"Thanks for being a good friend, Enid."
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mojaves · 2 years
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hope i'm not too late for this AAAA mayhaps 6, 8, 20, 22, 27 and 30 for sebastian?? 💚
NEVER TOO LATE TO YELL ABOUT MY BOY
under a read more bc i can't shut up apparently
6. Who will they take advice from, no matter what it is? Who won’t they take advice from, no matter what it is?
he will take advice from anyone who offers it, but will he listen?? will he go through with it?? all depends on the day and if he can somehow fit it into his schedule or something because he is a little freak. and if someone is suggesting a change [that will most likely make things easier] he's like NOOO i cant fit that into my schedule guess i can't do it then. sorry ): <3
have i ever mentioned he is a little bit of an idiot. bc he Is A Little Bit Of An Idiot
8. Do complex puzzles intrigue or frustrate them?
if he let himself have fun and didnt have a constant stick up his ass he Would be intrigued by them and would maybe actually enjoy doing them. But Alas. No Fun Zone in his own brain. so he would try it for maybe 2 minutes and then give up.
20. What do they like that nobody else does?
everyone around him ejoys flavoured coffee of some sort. sweet coffee. coffee that isn't Just Coffee. but he loves black coffee. the stronger the better. he will NOT add things to it. if anyone else drinks his by accident, they will Know bc their skull feels like it's going to explode. and yet he still has the gall to complain that it 'isn't strong enough' for him
22. Do they like being called pet names? Do they call other people pet names? What’s their go-to?
he is a little freak who just needs to be loved,, if anyone called him any sort of pet name he Would crumble instantly. melt into a puddle of mush and tears. theres not many he would use tbh, but his go-to has always been darling. which is Nice but also. he calls people that before he kills them too so. do with that what you will <3
27 . Forgiveness or vengeance (or…)?
OGHGOOhoho. hojhoh ok. Ok. i need to be normal about this one. ok. he never really expects forgiveness from people bc he's done. plenty of unforgivable things [namely Murder] so that would be very hypocritical of him. also he would feel like he doesn't deserve to be forgiven anyway but thats a whole other thing. i will explode if i go on about that,, ANYWAY he Is capable of forgiving people for petty little things though
he's also not petty enough for vengeance apart from a Very Few Select Incidents bc he prefers not to let his emotions cloud his judgement on things bc that will only ever make things worse. but he is allowing himself the exception of payback for the guys that basically almost killed him that one time and sent his life in a vastly different direction. and it is Very Interesting to me bc. i'm not even sure if it would be revenge for him, more like,,, relief maybe or something idk. Closure perhaps. he's not going to kill them. but. eheoehehehe. (^:< i have some ideas
30. What would they do if they knew it would be forgiven?
well now this is a very good question considering. all of that whgjfsghjdghjg. he wouldn't Expect to be forgiven anyway so there's not a single thing he does with that as a motivation. he just does stuff, and if it ends in forgiveness, well then that's a fun little bonus. if he himself sees murder as unforgivable, and yet continues to do it anyway,, then nothing is really going to change. my brain broke writing this answer idk why but now it is simultaneously empty and full at the same time. Hello
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withthebigbendyhorns · 5 months
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ok FINE. i enjoyed loki season 2. or at least the last 2 episodes. if you're interested in my other thoughts you can see them under the cut
there are a lot of thing i like about season 2 but i've gotta be honest before i go any further: i have largely moved on from my mcu hyperfixation. marvel and disney are shit and if news came that they're shutting everything down tomorrow i would be delighted. i'm really only still here for loki and tony. i love the art i love the fic but i'm not interested whatsoever in participating with the larger fandom or what have you. also, don't take me seriously. i am a picky bitch. just some guy on the internet. if you loved everything about this show don't let me take that away from you. i love you
i don't think the show overall is good at developing it's characters, which can be for any number of reasons. something i've noticed from more recent disney/marvel stuff: they are good at finding people who can write powerful endings/3rd acts. but until it gets there i just feel like i'm being strung along and shown things that are happening but not how they all fit together. like little bits and pieces of itself, as opposed to a complete picture. at times it feels rushed and unfinished, which with disney's track record makes a lot of sense.
i have grown to hate the little mcu-isms where someone says a joke or does a thing and then there's a small pause where it's like the screen is telling you "please clap". it used to be when they did this what happened made sense, now it just feels like something for them to throw jibberish onto and hope it sticks. not every time but when it falls flat it really irks me.
that green bastard twink should've kissed that old man.
now let's get to what i do like. i love that loki isn't nerfed anymore!! every time he got to do magic shit i was poggin. he was so slay
i LOVE ouroboros. i love him and victor they are so cute them a thousand times over. at any given moment i am giving ouroboros little kisses and pats on the head
i love jet ski mobius!!!!!! YES!!!! and he's a single dad???? his name is DON????? god he's so perfect. i love the character development, how they show that he wants to know about his real life as much as anybody but that he's afraid of what he'll see. i love the end scene where mobius says he just wants to sit and let time pass. he likes key lime pies and hot chocolate EVEN when everything is exploding and GOOD FOR HIM!!!!
personally, i feel like loki would've changed his outfit as soon as he got his magic back. but godDAMN if it wasn't satisfying when he does it at the end. i did like where each character ended up at. i loved that the throne loki has been after this whole time is one he has to earn, and that it's different than one he expected, it's one that holds much more weight. i love that
i love the themes about hope and nuturing. any media that goes for saying something about trying even when it seems stupid and useless in this media landscape gets a big hug from me.
and i LOVE that loki and mobius repeatedly choose each other over and over. mobius is the first person loki goes to for guidance after he figures it all out, among other little moments i forgor bc yayyy adhd. when i rewatch i'll update this if i remember hehe
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cognitosclowns · 2 years
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Reader has a baby and they bring them to work one day and them interacting with the group? Or maybe just headcannons about them with kids.
AAAAAA I'VE BEEN WAITING FOR AN ASK LIKE THISSSS <333
ALL SFW JUST SOME CUTENESS <333
UHHHH THIS IS MOSTLY <33 BABYSITTING HCS ACTUALLY BUT CLOSE ENOUGH LMAO. also sorry this got so fucking long lmao i just loved this idea sm. its so fluffy.
GIGI
OH SHE LOVES KIDDOS <33 I like to think she either has a kid of her own, or maybe a little sister? Either way she's so good with kids. If you need smb to look after your kid for a few hrs, drop em off at her office
SHES NOT AFRAID TO BE GOOFY WITH THEM. She'll let them do her makeup and smear it all over her face while,, she makes them look super adorable. She'll take a bunch of pictures w/ them too.
SHE LETS THEM TRY ON HER HEELS N SHIT?? they're stumbling around all over the place but they feel COOL so its fine
'Little Miss/Sir/Mx', usually doesn't use their name!!
'Little Mx <3 come here please, I'm not gonna have you go back to Y/N without some food in your stomach'
THEY RAID THE VENDING MACHINES <33 OH BOY OH BOY SHE NEVER HAS AN EXCUSE TO DO THAT, ITS A BLAST.
YEA SHE KINDA SPOILS THEM <3333 a buncha junk food and yummy treats and probably a buncha gifts whenever they visit.
She's their super fun Auntie Gigi now <333
MYC AND ANDRE
IF YOU GIVE THE KID TO EITHER OF EM, THEY'RE PAIRING UP. They both know there's no FUCKING WAY THEY CAN DO IT ALONE LMAO.
MYC ABSOLUTELY DISGUISES HIMSELF AS A HUMAN BC,,, HE DOESN'T WANNA DEAL WITH ALL THE QUESTIONS.
'what do you feed a 10 year old?' Myc is just,, rummaging through Andre's sparse pantry n fridge.
'uhhh cheese.. and... g r a p essss?'
'woow is that so?' in that Way Of His
'>:( do you have any bright ideas???'
meanwhile the kid is like,, already getting into shit. Into all the shit. they probably steal some shinies from his bowl of Cool Shit He Found (tm)
ITS FINE THEY FIND ANDRE'S LEGOS AND ARE COMPLETELY DISTRACTED FOR LIKE,, 10 MINUTES TRYNA PRY TWO PIECES APART. andre absolutely joins them bc,, he forgot he had those!! oh fuck he used to built such cool shit w/ them!!
'what kinda fuckin adult has legos???' Myc is lovingly teasing him while he spoons Microwaved Mac N Cheese into a little bowl for the kiddo
'the COOL kind. Come play with us I saved you a pile.'
(... yea myc plays legos. by the end they all end up making this,, giant castle thing w/ a little place for the kid's Circus Tent that they made. They order takeout and inhale sweets and are all passed out in a pile on the floor when you come to get your kid)
ALSO,,,,
'oh ffffffffffff- (remembers theres a kid)-fffffriiiiick?'
*the most unimpressed look* '... fuck shit piss!!!'
'EYYYYY I LIKE THIS KID, WANNA LEARN A NEW ONE-'
'MYC N O-'
JR
OH FUCK NO GET IT AWAY FROM HIM
I'm sorry he cannot stand kids. They're loud they're messy he never knows what to say. Any living human sub 15 he cannot tollerate. PLEASE NEVER GET HIM TO BABY SIT HE'LL BE SUCH A NERVOUS FUCKING WRECK.
he worries so much its gonna,, fall off smth and bonk it's head or explode or smth.
IF THEY'RE A LITTLE OLDER LIKE,,, IDK 13-17?? HE CAN PROBABLY MANAGE FINE AS LONG AS THEY DON'T GET IN HIS WAY TOO MUCH mdnsmds. he's still gonna worry himself into a fit.
He genuinely might use them as an assitant. Like sit them down by a filing cabinet and ask them to like,, sort stuff?? MSDNS HE'S VERY SURPRISED WHEN IT WORKS
REAGAN
VERY MUCH THE SAME. she doesn't explicitly hate kids,,, she just,,, really struggles with knowing what to do??
What do you say how do you interact with kids. her parents were awful she literally has No Clue What You're Supposed To Do When You Baby Sit
She mostly just sticks them in the corner with some books she used to read as a kid?? Like comics n stuff she had in her closet??
<333 eventually she notices the kid is like?? super into them but is having trouble reading some of the books??
........ *sigh*, she plods over, sits down, and starts reading to them. Because god dammit, her dad never did that when she struggled with shit and she refuses to have this kids memory of her be like that.
she nearly bursts into tears when the kid,, leans against her and falls asleep?? Its that kinda Nostalgic Sadness for smth that you never got as a kid?? <3
GLENN
HES LITERALLY A DAD <33 AND HE'S SUCH A GOOD DAD.
HE'S JUST <333 like such a classic dad too?? Like he plays catch with em and everything?? MAYBE EVEN TEACHES EM SOME WRESTLING???
HES NOT AS YOUNG AS HE USED TO BE THO SO HE ABSOLUTELY GET TIRED LMAO
*sigh* he will be very dissapointed if you say he can't teach them how to shoot >:(
IF THEY GO TO THE PARK??? OHOHO HE MAKES ALL THE STUFF SO FUN
YKNOW THOSE,, GIANT WAVE THINGS?? I think it's called an X-Wave?? HE GRABS ONE OF THE ENDS AND STARTS PUSHING IT UP AND DOWN TO MAKE THE WHOLE THING,, LIKE A ROLLER COASTER RIDE. The kid (and every other kid on the playground lmao) is holding on for dear life, laughing their ass off.
Jungle Gym Races!! It reminds him of Basic Training lmao. LOTS OF CUTE NICKNAMES TOO. 'Cadet' is his favorite bc this kid gives him this,, Big Proud Grin <3
BRETT
AAAAA HES SUCH A GOOD BABYSITTER.
HE'S LITERALLY SO FUCKING ENERGETIC <333 HES A WALKING GOLDEN RETRIEVER. Pure and absolute energy. he gets genuinely excited when the kid asks to go to the park. THEY PLAY TAG TOGETHER. THEY TRY TO SWING A COMPLETE LOOP AROUND THE SWINGSET.
ALSO HE'S PLAYED EVERY SPORT AT LEAST ONCE SO LIKE,, if they're a sporty kid?? HELL YEA the two of em are gonna be having a blast.
HES,, KIND OF A PUSHOVER SO YEA THEY GET A BUNCH OF SWEETS AT THE STORE. How can he say no to those puppy dog eyes?? He wants the kid to like him!!
AAA they absolutely have a movie/video game night. Mario kart w/ popcorn n soda n all the good things in life.
HE SHOWS THE KID ALL THOSE OLD TV SHOWS AND MOVIES??? eventually the kiddo passes tf out halfway through Back to The Future 2.
When you pick up your child at the end of the day they're,,, completely exhausted <33 brett picks em up from where they're nappin on the couch and passes them off to you/
AB
'fine, I suppose' 🙄🙄🙄🙄🙄 into infinitum
He sits the kid down with some books that are,, absolutely way too far above their reading level. Because he also has no Fucking Clue what you expected him to do???
As kids do, they get bored as fuck and start asking questions about Why his Face Is Like That.
'I'm a highly advanced Artificial Intelligence, created to-'
'So, like a robot?'
'....... yes, I'm a robot.'
'NO WAY!!'
WHEN YOU COME BACK, AB IS DOIN ALL SORTS OF COOL ROBOT TRICKS?? turning his hands backwards, rolling his eyes back to reveal his circuits - the kid sitting on his shoulders, positively losing their mind bc its the coolest shit they've EVER SEEN
he spots you and Fumbles To Make Himself Look All Professional And Mean And All That Jazz
'productive day?'
*clears throat, smooths hair, removes child from his shoulders, etc* 'Productive - oh, nonono, haha. Perfectly calm. They were asleep most of the time.'
... meanwhile the,, entire basement area is chaos. Clear evidence of at least a few games of tag,,,,, Cardboard Tube Fencing,, and,,, *gasp* a chess tally, where he Totally Didn't Let The Kid Win So they Could Brag About Beating A Robot? If you didn't know better, you'd think the two of them had a fun day!
'BYE MISTER AB!!' with this big wave before you two leave? He'd protect your kid with his life you can drop him off at the basement literally anytime lmao
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mum?
mother figure!nat x fem!teen!reader
avengers x reader
req by @teenwonder ; i absolutely love the entire teams adoration for reader skfksngnsf its so cute! could i please request one a little more nat based? maybe r treats and loves nat like a mom but nat hadn’t noticed that before, and the whole team is like listing examples of how and why 🥺🥺🥺
summary: the four times you needed nat and the one time she admits that she needed you too.
warnings: blood, a random attack out of nowhere because i'm not creative, inaccurate writing of medical situations because i have no idea how those things work, also let's just pretend bruce was around during iron man 2 when tony still had palladium in his arc reactor, also inaccurate descriptions of palladium effects bcs i just...don't know much about palladium pls forgive me thanks, and idk any hospitals in new york/manhattan or even the states LMAO so uh bear with this, and last but not least, my inability to write good endings
word count: 5426
notes: that's a long ass warning nevertheless pls do enjoy this fic <3
"i'm going now, bye!" you bid the team who were having breakfast together, walking out of the common area.
"bye, cupcake! don't get into trouble, don't do what i'd do and definitely don't do what i wouldn't do." tony advised and you rolled your eyes because tony says that to you every morning before you leave for school.
"wait, don't forget your lunch!" nat stands up from her seat and grabs your lunch that she had packed, from the kitchen island, bringing it over to you. "thanks, nat!" you grabbed it, giving her a quick peck on the cheek before leaving.
nat smiles at the action, turning around to walk back to her spot on the table, only to find the team staring back at her with knowing looks.
"what?"
"you know, you only need to sign a couple papers and the kid's all yours." tony states matter-of-factly. nat snaps her head towards the man, an incredulous look on her face. "what are you talking about?"
"we all see the longing looks on both your faces. she's dying for you to call her your daughter and you, her mother." clint explains and the others nodded in agreement.
"that's nonsense. she has wanda too," nat reasons, sitting back down. "i'm pretty sure she sees wanda as a sister considering how much she drags wanda with her whenever she's causing trouble around the tower." steve raises his brows at the redhead who was in denial.
"she sees you as her mother, nat. just accept it," wanda tells her, taking a sip from her glass. "really? name me one time she showed it." nat challenges them, not knowing that they've been watching your interactions with her for the longest time.
"you have no idea what you just got yourself into, romanoff," clint chuckles, cracking his neck and knuckles as if preparing for a fight.
"remember new mexico?" he smirks and nat only frowns, trying to remember.
i.
"no!" you screamed, dropping down to the ground. you didn't care that you scraped your knees doing that, the only thing that mattered was the overwhelming feeling of grief engulfing your whole being. tears streamed down your face as you looked at the debris on the ground, the remainder of what used to be standing in front of you; a building. blown up, now in ruins.
clint, bucky and steve watched you break down in front of them, their hearts breaking at the sight in front of them as well as the fact that their teammate had been caught up in the middle of the explosion.
"y/n/n? come on, tony's team called for back up. we gotta go," steve tried to get you to stand up, failing when you kept your ground. you screamed when he tried again and their hearts clenched at the heartbreaking sound.
"we can't just leave her! please, we have to find her," you cried, clinging onto steve's body as he ran his hand up and down your suit-cladded back to soothe you. "y/n/n, we can't. the whole place is in ruins now," he didn't want to say it but he had to. he had to in order to get you to leave. "she's gone."
"she can't be gone! she can't just leave us! we need her! i need her, stevie.." you cried into his chest and he had to control himself so he didn't cry right then and there too.
he looked up to see bucky looking at the two of you guiltily, tapping his wrist to indicate that they were running out of time. steve had no choice but to carry you in his arms, getting you to leave the site against your will. but you were too weak to fight back now. "what am i gonna do without her now, stevie?" you asked quietly.
"we're gonna be okay, y/n/n," he tells you, sitting you down on a chair and settling down next to you as clint flew the jet to your next location. the atmosphere was tense and you could tell everyone, too, was sad about this.
"what if we're not? what if we're not gonna be okay, stevie? i know i won't be." you wiped the tears streaming down your face despite the fact that your face still wasn't drying up any time soon.
"because nat wouldn't want to see us like this. she'll be angry if she sees that we're risking people's lives just because of her." he says truthfully.
"we're landing, guys." clint announces and the team prepared for another round of fighting. steve turns to you, wiping the tears on your face as he made you look up at him. "now let's save some people and make nat proud, yeah?"
you nod at him sadly, preparing your weapons. all of you got out the jet and the second battle of the day begun. boy, were these people unlucky because they were on the receiving end of your fury.
you were busy taking down a group of guards alone when you heard a familiar voice. "y/n, behind you!" and you turned just in time to take down a guard who was aiming at you.
you didn't even have time to register your shock of seeing the redhead because more guards came at you two. you guys fought alongside each other until all the men were taken down.
"nat?" you breathed out. "yes, bub?" she answers as you both carefully walked over the knocked out men. she was taken aback when you slammed into her, hugging her the tightest you ever did since you met her.
"please don't ever do that again." you mumbled into her chest. she was about to ask you what you meant when she heard you sniffling. figuring out it wasn't the appropriate moment to ask, she continued to just hug and comfort you in silence.
"wait, that was why she cried that day? because she thought i was in that building when it blew up?" nat asks after steve finished the story. "i never found out why because she never told me."
"yeah, you should've seen her when the building exploded. completely shattered my heart, dude." clint states, remembering the broken down state you were in that day.
"wait, did you guys not grief over my supposed death then?" nat glares at clint, bucky and steve. "in our defense, they were about to blow up about a hundred people, we didn't have much time to process the whole situation." clint tries to convince his best friend, only to receive a glare again from her.
"alright but just because she cried when she thought i was dead, doesn't mean she sees me as her mum. i'd cry too if any one of you guys died," she states, still in denial.
she did love you like how a mother would love her child. but she didn't want you to feel that she was forcing the title onto you. after all, you had so many other adults around you, who's to say that you saw someone else as a parent figure instead of her? she didn't want to make you uncomfortable.
"woman, are you serious?" sam exclaims, throwing his hands up in the air dramatically. "need i remind you that the girl sacrificed her life for you?"
ii.
"nat, watch out!" you stood right behind her where the man was about to attack her. you gave him a harsh kick to the head and that was all it took for the man to go unconscious.
the redhead turned around, not having enough time to comprehend what had happened before you dropped into her arms. you two were lucky the last of the men had already been taken out.
"bub? what's wrong?"
at this point, you were fully leaning against her. she was holding up your whole weight, hands wrapped around your middle to support you. that was when she felt it. the familiar thick substance on her fingers, leaking from the back of your suit.
her eyes widened, pulling one hand away from you to look at it. red. her breathing picked up as one of her hands felt around your back, finally feeling the handle of a knife sticking out from your back.
your eyes were already drooping by now and she lightly shook you awake, careful to not hurt you. she lowered you down and you were both sat on the floor now.
she presses a finger to her ear and you could hear her voice echo in your ear from your own comms. "can someone come please," she paused, exhaling shakily. "y/n's down."
if it had been any other person, she probably would be bringing them to the jet by now but it was you. she didn't know what came over her but when she saw that you were injured, it was like her whole body shut down. her knees felt weak and she couldn't bring herself to move.
"hey, hey, keep your eyes open. can you do that?" she asked gently and you nodded weakly. "bub, why did you do that?" she cried softly, moving your hair away from your face as you leaned sideways against her. the action caused your face to be smudged by your own blood from her hands but she didn't care as she caressed your cheek.
"he–he was gonna hurt you. i–i couldn't..." you paused a while, the pain getting too much for you to bear. "y/n, don't strain yourself. you need to stay awake," she tells you as tears streamed down her face.
"rather me than you," you whispered. nat's eyes widened at this. "don't say that, bub." she scolds gently.
you smiled weakly at her. "i've grown too dependent on you, nat. it's to the point that i," you coughed and nat worried that you were straining yourself but you continued. "that i'd rather die than live without you. you probably can go on with life without me but i can't without you. i need you, nat." your eyes closed and nat panics, shaking your body.
"y/n?! bub?! stay awake, please, they're coming!" nat cries out loud, holding onto your limp body.
"did we not agree to not mention that to me anymore?" nat glares at sam for bringing that up.
the night of that incident had been one of the worst nights for nat. she sat by your bed all night after you had been treated. she had been the first one you saw after you woke up. she had been the one you broke down in front of after you admitted the full reasoning behind your actions. she had been the one who opened her arms for you to make yourself at home in.
"i'm sorry but you must be blind if you can't see how really she sees you for the past years," bucky states. nat turns to him with a glare. "you don't know what you're talking about."
"oh really? who does she call whenever she has a really bad nightmare?" bucky questions rhetorically with his eyebrows raised.
iii.
"no, please, don't!" you begged, asleep and thrashing around in your bed. quiet whimpers turned into heavy breathing as you plead for your life in your nightmare. "please," you whispered, inhaling and exhaling harshly.
FRIDAY, noticing the amount of distress you were in, alerted the closest person to your room, that being bucky who was returning from a late night trip to the kitchen for some water.
he quickly went into your room, only to see you shivering and thrashing around in your bed. "doll?" he approaches slowly, finding you still asleep, though sweating a lot. nightmare, he realised.
"doll? wake up," he gently shakes you and you immediately jolt awake, breathing heavily as you register what was going on. "it's okay, it was just a nightmare," he soothes you, holding you close as one hand rubbed up and down your back while the other held your head to his chest.
none of that helped as you were still in the same state as you were when you woke up. "are you okay?" he asks, worried. "nat... i need nat.. please i need her," you whimpered, shaking in his hold. you were having trouble breathing.
"FRIDAY, get romanoff."
within minutes, nat arrived, looking panicked and disheveled like she had just woken up, which she just did. "what's wrong?" she asks bucky, approaching you two.
"she was having a nightmare and woke up and i think she's having a panic attack. she asked for you," he informs her and immediately moves away when she approaches, so that she could take his place.
"bub? it's me," you look up to meet natasha's pretty green eyes. "you're okay, bub. can you tell me five thing you can see?"
you looked away from her eyes, looking around your room. "i–i see my book on my nightstand, my lamp, my jacket on the chair, my laptop and the painting on the wall." you told her after some difficulties.
"good, that's good. four things you can feel?"
"i feel the socks on my feet, my fluffy blanket, the pillow i'm leaning on and your hands around me."
she smiles softly at you. "three things you can hear?"
"i hear your voice. a–and the faint noise from the ac and i can also hear bucky's breathing." you look up at the man and he smiles sheepishly at you, standing around awkwardly. you gave him a small smile back.
"two things you can smell?"
"i can smell my own shampoo..and my room's air freshener." you told her more calmly now, feeling the panic attack already going away.
"one thing you want to taste?"
"i wanna taste wanda's blueberry pancakes." you pout and the two adults couldn't help but chuckle. "you can have them in the morning. right now you need to sleep so you can have the energy to devour them tomorrow, okay?" you nod at the woman as she tucks you in.
not long after, you fell asleep. she then presses a kiss to your forehead before leaving with a less worried bucky now. and sure enough, the next morning, wanda made you blueberry pancakes.
"okay, so what? we all need someone to help us through panic attacks?" nat rolls her eyes. "did you miss the part where i came in and tried to help but she specifically asked for you? she needed you, nat."
"guys, i... i love her with my whole heart but she has all of us. i don't wanna make her feel like she's restricted to only one of us. you all love her too," nat reasons.
"yes but she doesn't have anyone to call her mum and frankly, i think you'd be perfect for it." wanda encourages the older woman.
"i—" before she could continue, her phone rang loudly and she thanked whoever it was that called her because now she didn't have to make up excuses about her doubt of becoming your official mother.
iv.
she looks down at the caller id, sighing when it was you, meaning the team had more against her now. of course she didn't mind you calling her, you could call her when she'd be asleep after a mission and she'd still pick up with a smile on her face. but it was the fact that the whole team could see how she softened when she realised it was you who called that bothered her. she really didn't want them to let her have hopes that you'd accept her as your mother.
"bub?" she said into the phone and half the team smirked at her while the other half gave her knowing smiles. "aren't you supposed to be on your way to school?"
"yeah but uh are you busy right now? i um, i need you."
nat immediately stands up, worry etched onto her face and the team frowned at this. "what happened? are you okay?"
"you know how i told happy i wanted to walk to school today? yeah, i just remembered why i don't walk to school anymore."
"what do you mean? what happened? are you hurt? did someone hurt you?" she bombards you with questions out of worry. at this point, the team had also stopped their chatter and teasing looks, equally worried for your well-being.
"yeah, i am. wait, maybe not. i mean, i was just being dramatic but uh, i tripped on who-knows-what and now i have a sprained ankle. i can't walk now so i'm standing in an alley right now so i'm not in the way of people. can you come get me?"
nat sighs in relief, thankful that it wasn't anything that she was thinking of. "you are unbelievable, y/n." she chuckles in disbelief at your clumsiness. "can you tell me where you are? i'll come get you now. i'll have the school know you're not coming today." you told her your location and she immediately leaves after telling the team what happened to you.
you were expecting nat to call again, to tell you she was around the corner but instead you heard a whoosh of air beside your head, followed by a crack sound. your head followed the sound, eyes widening when you saw that a dart had struck the wall beside your head. you looked ahead, trying to see where that came from.
if it hadn't been for your fast reflexes being an avenger for the past few years, you probably wouldn't have ducked in time when another dart came flying right for your head. "what the hell?" you grunted, staying low but still looking around for the source. you squinted when you looked up, the sun blazing but you managed to catch a glimpse of a man on a rooftop nearby. he had blonde hair and was dressed in all black, donning a same coloured mask that covered the bottom half of his face.
"you had one job! how could you miss her twice?!" the blonde hears his colleague hiss in his ear through the earpiece. "i'm sorry! i'm no hawkeye, how was i supposed to get her in one try?!" he scolds back.
"you didn't even get her in two!"
"shut up and just let me work! you're distracting me!"
"hurry because i see the redheaded one nearing the alley. boss'll kill us if he finds out we didn't get her in her vulnerable state."
"i'm trying, i'm trying!" the blonde closes one eye, his sight now locked on your crouched state. he saw you move once you saw him and he cursed under his breath, his weapon following your movements. "she's moving!"
"just take the shot and be done with it! you have to go now!"
and shoot he did. after he shot the dart gun, he immediately fled but it wasn't like you were going to be able to chase him down or anything. a scream left your lips as a dart pierced through your skin, right under your shoulder.
you dropped down to the ground, right in the middle of the alleyway. you cried when you felt the burn in your flesh. you had been stabbed multiple times before with much bigger objects so why did this feel different?
"y/n?! is that you?!" you heard nat's voice yell from a small distance away. "i'm here," you croaked out, feeling your body grow weaker at an alarming rate.
"oh my god, bub, why are you on the ground? it's dirty, c'mon let's get you up. which foot did you sprain?" she places both her hands under your arms, pulling you up on your feet before accidentally dropping you back when you let out a shriek, crying out in pain.
"oh my god, did i hit your ankle? are you okay?" nat assumed that your tear-stained face was because of your sprained ankle but then you wheezed, your eyes drooping the longer she stood there.
your right hand slowly reached across your left shoulder, the butt of the dart sticking out of your skin now in between your shaking fingers. nat's eyes followed your hand movement's, a gasp leaving her lips.
"y/n, what happened?!" she panicked but before she could even get an answer from you, you had already blacked out. her eyes widened, knowing it was the dart because why else would you pass out that quick from a simple penetration in the shoulder. you had dealt with much worse than that and she knew your tolerance level.
she took off your bag, careful to not move the dart. she then placed her hands under your knees and behind your back, easily picking your unconscious body up and rushing back to the tower.
when she arrived, she was met with many confused yet concerned looks from the tower staff, seeing the black widow, rushing in with the youngest avenger unconscious in her arms. they had seen you leave the tower for school about half an hour ago so they knew something must've happened on the way.
"get bruce in the hospital wing. tell him it's urgent." she tells the woman working the front desk, hurrying into the elevator and telling FRIDAY to get her to the floor she so desperately wanted to arrive at quicker. black lines appeared on the left side of your neck, slowly spreading to the right side and she assumed it was from that damned dart in your left shoulder.
"natasha! what's wrong? they said it was an emergency," the doctor spoke in a panicked voice when nat entered, immediately going quiet when he saw you in her arms, neck lined with seemingly black veins.
nat laid you down on the surgery table, frown growing when black lines steadily spread to your arms now. though she was too worried to think, she managed to at least tell bruce what was outwardly wrong with you.
"dart. left shoulder." she blurted, incapable of forming proper sentences now that she had seen more of you. the black lining your skin got her speechless and anxious. bruce got ready with medical gloves, removing the dart from your flesh before analysing the pattern of your skin. it looked familiar.
"FRIDAY, get tony down here. it's urgent."
"bruce, please, what's wrong with her?" she cried, tears now freely streaming down her face. she didn't cry much in front of anyone but when it came to you, you always managed to get her to do just that.
"hey, what's going on? FRIDAY said there was an emergency here, who's hurt?" nat heard tony's panicked voice but she didn't make an effort to reply. her gaze was fixed on only you.
tony's jaw dropped, frowning when he saw you on the bed, upper body covered in black lines. "what the hell happened?!"
tony stepped beside bruce, taking a closer look at your skin. his frown deepened. "wait, it looks like.."
"yeah, looks exactly like when you had palladium instead of vibranium in your arc reactor."
"does that mean—"
"palladium's been running through her veins for about twenty minutes now. FRIDAY, how high is her blood toxicity level?" bruce asks, sampling a drop of your blood from when he took out the dart.
"53% and it is still steadily increasing."
"tony, at the rate it's going, if she's not treated in the next fifteen minutes or so, she'll.." bruce pauses, not wanting to say it out loud.
"no, she just needs lithium dioxide. that's how fury and i cured your palladium poisoning, tony." nat finally speaks.
"SHIELD probably has them but they're all the way in dc. they're not gonna reach here in time," tony states solemnly, reaching over to move your hair out of your face, looking down at you sadly.
but he was immediately pulled aside, nat grabbing his collar and looking him straight in the eyes. "you have your stupid iron suits that can probably travel faster than the speed of sound if you try. you can go down there yourself and get the damn thing. i swear to god, tony, i'm literally going to destroy those stupid suits myself if you don't put them to good use." nat threatens, glaring at the billionaire.
tony's eyes widened, the genius having not thought about nat's idea yet. "yeah, yeah, you're right, i'll go now."
he left immediately and nat approached your bed hesitantly, not wanting to see the black lines making home on the skin on your upper body. "do you think tony'll make it back in time?" she sniffles and bruce's worried frown on his face softened. "of course he will. he won't let anything happen to y/n. we won't let anything happen to y/n." he assured her.
there was nothing they could do now but wait for tony to come back with the lithium dioxide. nat sat beside your bed, hands gingerly grasping one of your own. despite the black staining it, nat held it to her face and her tears rolled past the back of your hand.
bruce decided to give her some privacy, opting to inform the whole team of the situation instead of standing around idly.
nat pulled your hand away from her face, rubbing her thumb over the back of it, crying even more at the sight in front of her. "y/n, please. i've never told you this but i need you." she pauses, breathing in shakily. "i've always needed you and i'll always need you. you can't leave me, please. you said i could go on with life without you but you're so wrong, y/n. you're the reason i'm still here and you're the reason i still want to be here. if you're not here then it's as if i have no reason, no purpose. i need you, y/n. so much more than i'd like to admit. heck, probably much more than you need me. so please, don't leave me. i can't do this without you." nat sobs out, watching the patterns on your skin spreading and growing bolder.
at this point, the whole team had now gathered outside of the room, watching nat cry over you. they wanted so bad to get a closer look at their beloved baby avenger but they respected nat and instead, waited for her to finish talking to you. once she stood up and looked around, bruce knew she was done so he entered, followed by the team.
"status, FRIDAY?" bruce asks, sampling a bit of your blood again. "blood toxicity at 96% now."
the team looked your unconscious body in apprehension, some crying and some worried out of their minds.
"goddamnit! where the hell is stark?!" nat growled. her eyes were now puffy after having spent the last half an hour crying. the team had never seen her lose her cool like this but they figured why.
as if on cue, tony's iron man suit crashed through the windows of the room but he couldn't care less. his main priority was to get to you quickly. in his hand was a silver briefcase that he passed to bruce.
bruce opened the case before wasting no time in plunging the syringe containing lithium dioxide, your supposed cure, into you. immediately, the black patterns on your skin started disappearing. it was slow but noticeable. it started from the tips of your fingers, going up towards your neck.
everyone sighed in relief, and to tony's surprise, nat hugged him tightly. "thank you. you have no idea how much this means to me." she whispers. tony pats her back gently. "hey, i care about her too, okay? of course i'd do this for her. any one of us would."
nat smiles at him when she let him go, turning back to you and almost crying out in joy when your skin had finally turned back to normal. she let the medical assistants set your bed up and handle your sprained ankle before going back to sit by you. the team left her alone with you once again.
it was only about an hour later did you wake up, squinting when bright lights shone down on you. you moved around but you felt hands around your left and you heard a familiar voice.
"and remember when you dragged wanda to pull that prank on me with you and after you did, i grounded you like i was your mum or something?" you hear her chuckle, still not noticing that you've woken up.
"i didn't mind, though. frankly, i don't think i would ever mind if you continued acting like my mother or something," you spoke and she immediately tore her gaze from your hands, looking at you, now wide awake.
"bub!" she hugs you so tightly you didn't think you could breathe. you still returned the hug though, laughing. "i was worried you might still have some palladium in your bloodstream."
"wait, palladium?" you asked her in shock. "yeah, the dart that got you in that alley, it contained palladium. it's highly toxic so we used lithium dioxide to counter it. speaking of the dart, i'm going to find out who did this to you and they're never going to see the light of day for putting us through all of this." nat says, disturbingly calm.
"yeah...you do that," you tell her, slightly scared. "but palladium? in my blood? how cool is that? i had literal metal in my blood! i could've become like tony but like...palladium woman or something." you said excitedly.
"you do know we already have metal in our blood, right bub?" nat questions in amusement. "oh." you say dumbly. "and palladium don't belong in our body and you literally almost died because of it." your mouth opened but no words came out.
"speaking of, can you please not do that again? i really thought i was gonna lose you." she whispers, stroking your hair. "oh yeah, of course. i'll just announce to the whole world to not target the youngest avenger," you joke, smile dropping when nat gave you a stern look.
"nat, being part of the avengers at my age undoubtedly means i'll be a target for the bad people out there, but i don't care because while i get to kick ass, i know all of you have my back when it's my ass that's kicked. and i think that's the best part of being an avenger; the sense of security i get having you amazing people as my teammates." you tell her honestly and she smiles softly.
"oh come here you," she pulls you in for another hug but this time it's better because you could still breathe. you make yourself comfortable, snuggling into her.
"did you mean it?" she asked and you look up at her in confusion. "mean what?"
"when you said you wouldn't mind me acting like your mother."
"of course i do, you're like the mother i never had. i wouldn't even mind you being my actual mother." you say without a second thought, eyes widening when you realised what you had said. you swore under your breath, knowing you've just made it awkward between you two.
"i– really?" despite the teams efforts to make her see the truth, it was much more meaningful when she heard you say it yourself. "y–yeah.." you admit sheepishly.
"then you wouldn't mind if i actually adopted you?" she asks carefully, gauging your reaction. your jaw dropped, eyes going wide once again. "are you serious?!"
"yeah." she smiles at you fondly. "no! of course i won't mind!" you hug her tightly, tears forming in your eyes. you had gone all your life without parents so this was a huge thing for you. not only were you going to finally have a mother, but the most amazing woman you knew was going to be your mother.
"mum?" you tested the title, smiling when she acknowledged it. you were now crying in joy.
"hey, don't cry." she soothes you, running a hand up and down your back. "no, no, i'm just so happy. this is the best day of my life." you tell her. "me too, bub."
you stayed in her arms until you fell back asleep, nat tucking you in before going back to sit down on the chair. she looked down at you fondly.
sure, she was scared of the big step she was about to take with you but she had you with her and she knew that was enough. "i love you, y/n." she whispers, planting a kiss on the side of your head.
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dimpledlavendeer · 3 years
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Again because Hee just has the prettiest lips 🖤
This is a bit long bc I couldn't help myself 😩 and a bit suggestive
Making out with Heeseung pt. 2
Hot version
We all know that Hee is a duality king
I mean he definitely likes hot concepts more than cute ones but the things is HEE ROCKS BOTH VERSIONS
Like Hee can stare at you all hot and teasy way
But then the next second he can pout and use his adorable doe eyes to melt your heart
Let's say if he is in mood to tease and see how crazy he can make you
THEN BELIVE ME WHEN I SAY HEE CAN MAKE YOU BEG FOR A KISS OMG-
Let's just say Hee is really dressed up that day
I mean in his regular style but well somehow Hee is even HOTTER that day
And Hee realizes that you just keep staring at him
Well this amuses him ;)
So Hee decides to test his theory on you to see if he can make you go crazy
Waits until you two are alone at a room
When others leave he just locks you inside with him ;)
You're like :000
"What are you doing Heeseung?"
"I realized we didn't get any alone time today baby"
"Alone time?" Your voice cracks because of the small smirk on his face but you try to cool it off bye continuing with "well you and me were both busy today"
"But I missed you baby" Hee says while stepping closer
You start to step backwards as he keeps getting closer because YOUR CHEST WAS ABOUT TO EXPLODE AND HEE WAS LOOKING TOO GOOD TO BE CLOSE WITH AT THE MOMENT
You again attampt to be cool by saying "I missed you too :)"
"Then show me"
"Show you what?"
"How much you missed me... did you miss me me as much as I missed you?" Hee said stepping forward one last time and you felt your back touching against the wall
Hee looked so hot, he just got out of practice and he was slightly sweaty
His lips were looking pinker than ever and that made them too irresistible to not kiss
You couldn't stop your gaze from keep falling onto his lips and well he was too sly to miss that happening
He was still breathing heavier than normal as an after affect of the practice and that was also something that made you crazy
The ends of his hair were sticking to his face due to sweat and the hat he was wearing just made it look hot
You were just staring at his face and you were sure it was obvious what you were thinking doing so
Hee was just enjoying this moment thinking how long you were gonna resist
But Hee wasn't gonna go easy on you ;)
"Is there something you wanna say to me baby?" Hee said blowing his hot breath to your face while moving closer
You were just watching him, eyes focused on his lips
"Or should i ask is there something you want me to do for you?" Hee corrected himself
You couldn't take it anymore and you gathered all the confidence you had to respond to him although his presence made you feel so small atm
"Yes..actually there is something Heeseung, will you help me with it?"
"Anything baby just name it"
"Kiss me then"
A cute grin started to form on his face while he was trying so hard to contain his seriousness to tease you
"Kiss you? Why would you need me to do that, Can't you kiss me on your own?"
"You said you would help with anything tho"
"I guess this is something you need to help yourself y/n, my lips are here and nothing is stopping you" he whispered while his lips were barely away from yours by an inch
"Heeseung please"
"Please what?"
"Please kiss me"
"Do it yourself" he said licking his lips to test your nerves once more
You gripped on his shirt pulling him even closer if that's possible but still not kissing him
That made him smile "I didn't know you were this scared to go get what you want y/n honestly I th-"
You cut his words by finally kissing him
He let out a small moan because of this sudden action of yours while smashing you against that wall and deepening the kiss
His tongue was now involved in the game and it wanted to intertwine with yours
You weren't gonna give in that easily so you just bite his lower lip teasing him and making him impatient
He pulled off and said "Be good y/n"
"Be patient Heeseung"
And you just dive into his neck kissing and sucking his soft skin
When you reached the crook of his neck you just stopped there and leave a wet kiss knowing this was his weakness
He hissed and grabbed your jaw to make you look at him
"You're being too bold for someone who was begging me to kiss her a second ago"
"And you are being too impatient for someone who said I could help myself with it Heeseung. So what now you're needy?"
"I'm not needy y/n"
"Oh you're just too desperate for a kiss then huh Hee?"
You regretted that you said that after seeing how his eyes got even darker but it was too late now and you weren't gonna back off
"What did you just call me?"
"I think you heard me pretty well"
"Let me show you what desperate is then y/n" he said and just smashed his lips on yours
His hands found yours and lead them behind your back while you were still standing against a wall
Now he was keeping your hands together with one of his hands behind you and his other hand was just making its way down from your waist to your hips
He squized your flesh slightly but it was enough to get a small moan from you
You could feel his satisfied smile against your lips while he was continuing to kiss you deeper than ever
His lips were placing wet kisses everywhere starting from your lips and moving on with your neck
He had no mercy after you called him "desperate" and tbh he didn't even care about the marks that will form on your neck because of his bites on your soft skin
You were going crazy and you definitely wanted more but it wasn't the place nor the time for it
"Heeseung please"
He ignored you and kept teasing your skin with his tongue which was making you crazy
You managed to say his name again breathing deeply and he still ignored you
Until you say "Heeseung I'm begging please"
Now you had his attention and he raised his head to look you in the eyes
"What is it y/n? You're too desperate for more?"
Honestly you were and considering your situation you had no power to tease him back so you gave up
"Yes Heeseung I am okay? I am desperate for you to touch me" you said not even knowing how you sounded because everything besides him was just unclear atm
"But not now and not like this Heeseung please okay?" you moved on by saying this
He just looked at your eyes for a while and then your lips
He kissed you one more time
Fixed your hair and then his hat
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"Just wait until we're home, Don't even think I will let this slide y/n"
"Oh Heeseung I don't want you to let this slide" you said smirking
He liked the way you replied and kissed your cheek softly
"I love you" Hee said before unlocking the door to get out
"I love you too"
click here for the soft version 🖤
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chipistrate · 2 years
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HELP I GOTTA- I NEED to know more about your ideas for the AHIT x FNAF SB AU bc the concepts you made are phenomenal 😭 Where's Mu at while Heni and Bonnie are talking about the daycare (bc you mentioned that as a question and now I gotta know), wassup with Timmy, gimme your mini-game ideas, I'm sO CURIOUS DSGHGHF. Are the eyes at the end Vanessa's?? I could be wrong ha I just looked at the red diamonds and was like "that makes me think of Vanessa".
Omg omg omg- fuck yeah let's go! Mu's location: As seen in the prequel comic, Mu and Heni went into the Megaplex after Bonnie, since Bonnie and them got separated during the chaos of CC's malfunction. So Heni and Mu are in different areas at different times, like how they went to the Daycare after Bonnie. Heni and Mu ended up in what I call "Empress Escape", which I'll elaborate on later- and while in there, they were caught by Empress. Mu forced Heni to hide before they got caught, and luckily- before Empress could harm Mu, Vanessa showed up and took them away instead. Mu was brought to the security guard room, Vanessa intending to keep them there so they'll be safe, and then take them home once she gets "Queen" under control. This doesn't work, and Queen, the alternative for Vanny in this AU, finds Mu while they were trying to escape and find their friends. Mu was turned into a minion(Think Vanessa's Curse) and didn't run into Heni and Bonnie until the end, where they were forced to fight. But that's something I'll expand on when I talk about the ending concept- And for a timeline note- Mu never got to find Bonnie. Heni found her not long after Mu was kidnapped, but Mu didn't see her until the end, where they sadly couldn't recognize her. Timmy: He was there with them at the Megaplex, and was there during the malfunction. He was the first to notice Bonnie was gone and alerted the security guard, Vanessa, which is how she knows to look for Bonnie. Timmy was dragged away from the Megaplex before Bonnie could be found, and before Heni and Mu decided to essentially break into the Megaplex. His deal post-ending... he's chasing them, in a sense. I want to stick to the questions you asked and not get sidetracked, but I'll say this: Vanessa, Bonnie, Heni, Mu, and CC are on the run from the authorities, and Timmy is dead set on finding his friends. He always gets extremely close- but, much to their dismay, they have to make sure he doesn't find them, or else it could put him, and themselves, in danger. Mini-Games: Ok, these aren't anything spectacular- but, since the ones based on the animatronics in-game don't fit these guys, I decided to give them their own games! Empress: Empress-Escape! A maze minigame where you have to hide from security bots dressed as cops, whilst pretending you're a robber who just robbed a jewelry store. Navigate your way through the maze without being caught, and traverse through the traps set by the "cops" in order to catch you! Everyone who wins gets a free T-shirt! Dj-Grooves: I don't have a name for this one! Visit his area to watch movies, listen to him(and sometimes Conductor) sing, and attend karaoke night every night! It's basically a place to drop off your kids that're too old for the daycare. CC: Learn how to make sweet treats from the master herself! Play minigames to rack up points as your baking skills improve, and be the one to make the highest tier treat- winning the competition! (And a free T-Shirt!) Conductor: All aboard the Conductor Express! Take your seat, put on your VR headset, and let the fun begin! Escape the train before the timer runs out, dodging flying rubble from the exploding train! There are no rules except to have fun! ...and please, we advise you to ignore the yellow rabbit, and under no circumstances follow him. Have fun kids! The Eyes: Yep! Those are Vanessas! Lmao- The red glint in her eyes is meant to represent Queen, and how she can't hold back Williams control for much longer- as stated by "I can't hold her back much longer.". It's been a long day and she knows her control is fading, so her only goal is to protect the children and get them out of the megaplex before something goes seriously wrong- the last thing she'd want is to hurt a child, even if they annoy the hell out of her sometimes. Thank you so much for asking- my brain has been running rampant since you posted those first concepts dtrfjguihgkyfk
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@midnight-lovestruck I'm choosing to interpret this as "one of each headcanon for kevin" bc I'm a crazy bitch who likes a challenge
Under the cut because it got kinda long
1. Sad headcanon
(I'm not sure if this is supposed to be "headcanon about how Kevin is when he's sad" or "a headcanon that is sad" but I guess this is both??)
A bit of a story time headcanon, when Kenny was a baby and he would die (which I believe has happened his whole life, since birth. heck I bet Carol even miscarried him a few times), little 4 year old Kevin would always become so distraught and confused. Since he doesn't remember all of his brother's previous deaths, his "first" encounter with death would just happen again and again and again.
Eventually Carol and Stuart just got so sick and tired of having to comfort and explain all these deaths to their bawling son over and over again, that they started straight up ignore him when he got like this. Stuart would even yell at him to shut the fuck up and stop crying like a pussy. Kevin wouldn't remember this anyway, why bother putting up with all the hysterics if it's just not gonna stick?
And although Kevin obviously never remembered these events exactly, he still internalized the idea of "stop fucking crying you little pussy. no one wants to hear it just shut the fuck up." That his sadness was "irritating" and not worth addressing or dealing with.
So, Kevin doesn't really cry anymore. He tends to drink and isolate himself whenever he's sad, becoming closed off, cold, and distant.
2. Job headcanon
When Kevin became old enough to work and got his first paycheck ever, he was so excited that he spent all of it on games and food for his little siblings within only a few days. When met with a "jesus christ, Kevin" from his mother, he sheepishly promised to be wiser with his money in the future.
3. Drinking headcanon
Kevin used to only sneak a little alcohol every now and then, but started drinking heavily and blatantly around the time puberty rolled around. Stuart goes back and forth on discouraging and encouraging this behavior. Kevin vividly remembers getting a proud "that's my boy!" from his dad when he managed to beat a grown man (Jimbo) in a drinking contest.
4. Angry headcanon
Kevin's scrappy, and while he generally keeps to himself, certain kids in school know just what to say to lure him into a fight. He's won more than he's lost, but either way he's got more than a few suspensions on his record for this.
5. Fear headcanon
Stage fright, this boy has it. School presentations are a nightmare, Kevin slurs his words harder than usual and gets even quieter. If anyone in the audience says "speak up" or "I can't hear you" though he WILL yell at them to shut the FUCK up and let him finish.
6. Musical headcanon
Kevin doesn't sing very often, usually when he does he just sings along to whatever song is playing. His singing voice isn't very good, it's a bit pitchy and honestly kinda goofy, but there's so much heart and energy to it that kinda makes up for the lack of tune.
7. Food/Cooking headcanon
Kevin has a HUGE appetite. Even if he actually ate a substantial meal for once in his life, he would be down for food again within twenty minutes, tops. The boy is a bottomless pit and will eat literally anything you set in front of him. He's also one of those guys who loves drowning everything in hot sauce. The really hot kind, with names like "ass exploder" or some shit.
8. Shopping headcanon
Kevin's the type to enjoy the simple things in life, which makes him kinda difficult to shop for. He's not the type to make any sort of "wishlist" or anything, and odds are he'd be perfectly content with whatever the hell you decided to get him. You could pick up an extra shiny rock from the driveway and he'd be grateful.
9. Childhood headcanon
When he was a little kid and things got really bad at home, or more often Stuart and Carol left to go get fucked up somewhere and didn't come back for the rest of the night, Kevin would run as fast as he could over to the Broflovskis. Sheila would wrap him in a blanket, put on some cartoons, and warm up some leftovers for him to calm him down. Sometimes he would even stay the night and his parents wouldn't even notice.
Kevin pretty much stopped doing this after Kenny was born, but Sheila has made it clear that he's always welcome in their home.
10. Sleep headcanon
Kevin sleeps like a rock. Literally almost nothing will wake him up before he's ready to wake up. Despite this, he's actually an "early to bed, early to rise" kinda guy and is usually the first one in the house to wake up anyway.
11. Driving headcanon
Kevin has been sort of his parents' "last resort" designated driver since he was about nine. They called the house in the middle of the night and had Stuart drunkenly give Kevin step by step instructions over the emergency cellphone.
Once, when he was like 11, he did actually get pulled over. He felt like he was about to just fucking shit himself in fear, but Officer Barbrady said he only pulled him over for a busted break light.
"Now, you're just a kid, so I'm gonna let you off with a warning this time. But try to get that fixed as soon as possible, okay champ?"
Kevin was so confused and baffled that he just sat there looking at the corner Barbrady drove off to for several minutes.
12. Friendship headcanon
While there's very few (almost zero) people that Kevin can actually say he's friends with, in general he seems to get along better with girls his age than boys.
14. Romance headcanon
Kevin's not very good with all the little "rules" and "etiquette" when it comes to being romantic. A lot of the time if he ever does go on a date he can come across as distant or disinterested, but I guarantee you he's having a great time just being able to see his date and hanging out with them.
Also he fucking loves hugs. Please hug him all the time he loves hugs and is a phenomenal hugger.
15. School headcanon
Kevin goes through a lot of that classic neurodivergent kid experience of "this teacher doesn't teach this subject in a way that I can understand/engage with and then gets pissed at me when I don't get it so now I'm failing the class and EVERYONE is pissed at me but instead of helping me everyone's just shouting at me to 'stop being lazy' and 'just do better.'" English is his hardest subject and has just gotten to the point of ditching the class altogether.
16. Appearance headcanon
Kevin is the spitting image of Stuart. He looks exactly like Stuart did at his age, and as he gets older the resemblance becomes even more obvious. While Kevin doesn't hate his dad, he does hate being compared to him and actively refuses to see the physical similarities between them. If you told him he looks like Stuart he would call you a liar.
17. Technology headcanon
While Kevin definitely isn't all, ya know, a boomer when it comes to modern technology, he doesn't really get all the hype for it. If a phone can text and make calls, that's all he needs.
18. Family headcanon
Unlocking my own weirdly specific childhood memories for this one, Kevin and Karen have a very small and very old box TV in their room. If Karen can't sleep, has a bad dream, or is just bored enough, they use it to watch old VHS Barbie movies or those tapes that have like 2-3 episodes of some weird anime on them.
Also not relevant to the previous headcanon but I like to think that he's the one who puts her hair in pigtails every morning.
19. Joke headcanon
While anyone who jokes about their family being poor is a huge asshole in their eyes, Kevin and his siblings are allowed to joke about them being poor all the time. Especially if it's at Stuart's expense.
20. Choose your own topic
Kevin never learned how to ride a bike. Stuart and Carol were still so new to parenting and being adults in general that they just... never got around to teaching him. His siblings tease him for it, and yeah he brushes it off as having "perfectly fine walkin' legs," but he is sincerely embarrassed by the fact that hes 13 and still can't ride a bike.
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I'm really tired and I'm definitely crazy but all of them for the number ask thing
Holy shit Esther, okay. Um thanks lol You’re awesome, I love you so much omg.
Answers below the cut bc I’m feeling nice tonight.
1) Put your iTunes on shuffle. Give me the first 6 songs that pop up.
1. “How Does A Moment Last Forever” - Kevin Kline (Beauty and The Beast)
2. “Belle” - Emma Watson, Luke Evans, Ensemble (Beauty and The Beast)
3. “Make You Miss Me” - Sam Hunt
4. “Beauty And The Beast” - Ariana Grande & John Legend (Lol Beauty and The Beast)
5. “Impossible” - James Aurthur
6. “Aria” - Audra McDonald (Beauty and The Beast)
2) If you could meet anyone on this earth, who would it be?
Um lets see Jared Padalecki, my soulmate @the-thirteenthhour, tumblr mom Morgan @assbutt-still-in-hell, and a whole lot of my other Tumblr peeps
3) Grab the book nearest to you, turn to page 23, give me line 17.
“It was unsettling to watch.”
4) What do you think about most?
I think the thought that pops into my head the most is “keep fighting.” I think about it a lot.
5) Ever had a poem or song written about you?
I think someone wrote a song about me once, but they said they lost the paper and I never got to see it. Other than that, I don’t think so.
6) Do you have any strange phobias?
Um yeah, spiders, clowns, spiders, clowns, and did I mention SPIDERS AND CLOWNS?
7) What’s your religion?
I’m a cradle Catholic.
8) If you are outside, what are you most likely doing?
I’m most likely sitting out side for some peace and quiet. Whether it’s snowing, sunny, and especially when it’s raining, I’ll just sit outside and close my eyes.
9) Simple but extremely complex. Favorite band?
Well I’m not really big on bands or anything, but I really like Panic At The Disco.
10) What was the last lie you told?
I don’t remember
11) Do you believe in karma?
Yeah, but I dont like to let her have all the fun, y’know?
12) What does your URL mean?
Sam Winchester is a reason that I’m alive. Therefore, it’s kind of an answer to a question. “Why are you alive?” - “Because Sam Winchester.”
13) What is your greatest weakness; your greatest strength?
I think my greatest weakness is how in touch with my emotions I am, it can be problematic at times. I think my greatest strength is my ability to listen and understand people, which in turn, allows me to effectively give advice.
14) Who is your celebrity crush?
JARED PADALECKI
15) How do you vent your anger?
I usually go for a walk or cry it out by myself. If I ever vent to someone then you know I’ve reached my limit.
16) Do you have a collection of anything?
I had a collection of plastic horse toys, kind of like Breyers, but I gave them to my sister. 
17) Are you happy with the person you’ve become?
I’m not completely content with who I am yet, but I am working on it. I’m happy with how far I’ve come though.
18) What’s a sound you hate; sound you love?
I hate the sound of people chewing and sniffing all their snot in, instead of blowing it out like a sensible person ????? I love the sound of rain and thunder storms, I also love the sound of violins and wire string guitars.
19) What’s your biggest “what if”?
What if one day I’m not strong enough to fight anymore?
20) Do you believe in ghosts? How about aliens?
21) Stick your right arm out; what do you touch first? Do the same with your left arm.
22) Smell the air. What do you smell?
Idk what it is, but it’s got a slightly sweet smell. I think it’s Raspberry Jam.
23) What’s the worst place you have ever been to?
One of the worst places I’ve been was probably the wake of my baby niece when I was real small. I can’t remember anything else.
24) Most attractive singer/s of your opposite gender?
The most attractive male singers I’ve ever heard sing are obviously Jensen Ackles and Jared Padalecki.
25) To you, what is the meaning of life?
Idk about meaning, I don’t know if life has a meaning. I do think everyone has a purpose though.
26) Do you drive? If so, have you ever crashed?
I don’t drive yet. Too lazy to get my permit lol as well as the fact that where I live you have to log 100 hours behind the wheel with an adult present in order to get your license unless you’re 18, I am not.
27) What was the last movie you saw?
I’m watching Moana right now.
28) What’s the worst injury you’ve ever had?
I tore my ACL (a ligament at the back of the knee) a year ago.
29) Do you have any obsessions right now?
Supernatural, Tumblr, writing, singing, Disney Movies, the ocean, Jared Padalecki/Sam Winchester, acting.
30) Ever had a rumor spread about you?
Yep
31) Do you tend to hold grudges against people who have done you wrong?
I hold grudges for a while, but after so long it gets tiring and pointless. However, if one does not seek forgiveness before I get tired of holding a grudge, they will be cut out of my life. I don’t need that negativity just because you’re too full of yourself to apologize for whatever you did.
32) What is your astrological sign?
Sagittaius
33) What’s the last thing you purchased?
I purchased a thing of Ocean themed earrings.
34) Love or lust?
Love
35) In a relationship?
Yeah, with Netflix. 
36) How many relationships have you had?
None
37) What is your secret weapon to get someone to like you?
I am very good at reading people, so I lay low for a while and watch. Once I get a good feel for someone I can adjust my personality to fit theirs. It’s why I get along with so many different kinds of people.
38) Where is your best friend?
I have a few. One of them is an entire state away. One of them lives 5 minutes from me, the other two live about 20-25 minutes from me. At this moment, I don’t know specifically where any of them are.
39) What were you doing last night at 12 AM?
Sleeping
40) Are you the kind of friend you would want to have as a friend?
Yeah, sometimes. 
41) You are walking down the street on your way to work. There is a dog drowning in the canal on the side of the street. Your boss has told you if you are late one more time you get fired. What do you do?
Save the dog. I’ll explain it to my boss and if they fire me I can find a new job. I can always find a new job, but that one life is the only one the dog will get. Also, I’m just a big softy.
42) You are at the doctor’s office and she has just informed you that you have approximately one month to live. a) Do you tell anyone/everyone you are going to die? b) What do you do with your remaining days? c) Would you be afraid?
(a) I don’t think I would tell anyone, at least not immediately. I wouldn’t want to be treated like I’m dying during my last days. I suppose I could tell a few very close people though, I just don’t want to be smothered.
(b) I would drop all the unnecessary responsibilities I have and start doing things that I want to do, but subtly. Still don’t want to be treated like I’m dying.
© I don’t know if I would be afraid. I like to think I wouldn’t, I might just be more sad than afraid. Sad to think about my friends and family having to live without me, sad I won’t get to do half the things I always dreamed of doing.
43) What’s a song that always makes you happy when you hear it?
“Brother” - NEEDTOBREATHE ft. Gavin DeGraw 
&
“Simple Man” - Cover by Jensen Ackles
44) In your opinion, what makes a great relationship?
A great romantic relationship should consist of communication, understanding, and honesty. Boundaries should be respected, you should always admit when you are wrong and never leave the house or go to sleep mad at each other. The mindset should be best friends before lovers. You should always want what is best for your partner, but always remember to care for yourself too.
45) How can I win your heart?
It’s pretty easy. If you can make me laugh, but also take part in a deep, soul-searching conversation we’re practically married. 
46) Can insanity bring on more creativity?
Absolutely
47) What is the single best decision you have made in your life so far?
The single best decision I’ve made in my life so far was learning to take care of me first.
48) What would you want to be written on your tombstone?
“Don’t worry bitches, I’ll be back.” Probably not that, but I think it would be funny. Maybe something more like “Here lies: Your mom…. lol jk it’s just me, [insert full name]”
49) Give me the first thing that comes to mind when you hear the word “heart.”
All that came to mind was Sam Winchester. *shrug*
50) Basic question; what’s your favorite color/colors?
Green
51) What is your current desktop picture?
A sea turtle
52) If you could press a button and make anyone in the world instantaneously explode, who would it be?
I’d say probably this kid named Billy who goes to my church. If you met him you would know why.
53) What would be a question you’d be afraid to tell the truth on?
Oh god, okay well a lot of the time I would be afraid to tell the truth when people ask me if I’m okay. lol but don’t go asking me if I’m okay or anything after you read this cause that’s not cool.
54) You accidentally eat some radioactive vegetables. They were good, and what’s even cooler is that they endow you with the super-power of your choice! What is that power?
Oh, hell yeah, I would totally want super strength or laser eyes.
55) You can re-live any point of time in your life. The time-span can only be a half-hour, though. What half-hour of your past would you like to experience again?
I think I would relive the half-hour chunk of time from my 5th birthday party when me and my best friend at the time were outside in the cold November fog riding a miniature pony. There were other kids there, but only her and I were excited about it and I would honestly give anything to go back a relive that innocent bliss.
56) You can erase any horrible experience from your past. What will it be?
I think I would erase having to lose my horse just March of this year.
57) You have the opportunity to sleep with the music-celebrity of your choice. Who would it be?
I would probably sleep with Demi Lovato or Sabrina Carpenter. This is kind of a hard question because usually I only know singers for their music, not their looks or anything.
58) You just got a free plane ticket to anywhere. You have to depart right now. Where are you gonna go?
Obviously, I’d go to see my soulmate. Although, I would have to be strategic about this. I think i would drive to go get her and then buy her ticket (bc mine’s free) and we’d go see mom. ( @assbutt-still-in-hell )
59) Ever been on a plane?
No, I don’t really want to, but I probably will at some point.
60) Give me your top 5 hottest celebrities.
1. Jared Padalecki
2. Jensen Ackles
3. Misha Collins
4. Gal Gadot
5. Ian Somerhalder (and Genevieve Padalecki, why tf do I only get 5????)
What can I say except you’re WELCOME! Thanks for the questions, they only took me an hour and half to do lol.
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1: 6 of the songs you listen to most?
Rebel Song by Sinead O'Connor
2: If you could meet anyone on this earth, who would it be? Michelle Obama
3: Grab the book nearest to you, turn to page 23, give me line 17.
4: What do you think about most? galaxies
5: What does your latest text message from someone else say?
"so ratchet" - Taylah
6: Do you sleep with or without clothes on? depends how uncomfortable i get
7: What’s your strangest talent? knowing the lyrics of all the songs to MLP s1-3
8: Girls… (finish the sentence); Boys… (finish the sentence) nO
9: Ever had a poem or song written about you? nay
10: When is the last time you played the air guitar? like grade 6
11: Do you have any strange phobias? i don't think so???
12: Ever stuck a foreign object up your nose? pen?
13: What’s your religion? science
14: If you are outside, what are you most likely doing? bike riding, walking, high as balls
15: Do you prefer to be behind the camera or in front of it? both
16: Simple but extremely complex. Favorite band? Fleetwood Mac
17: What was the last lie you told? ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
18: Do you believe in karma? sort
19: What does your URL mean? means noneyadamnbusiness
20: What is your greatest weakness; your greatest strength? weakness would be my anxiety, strength is probably my enthusiasm once i'm comfortable
21: Who is your celebrity crush? it's so cliche and annoying but chris pratt
22: Have you ever gone skinny dipping? uH yeah man all the time
23: How do you vent your anger? breathing
24: Do you have a collection of anything? i have marbles
25: Do you prefer talking on the phone or video chatting online? aw video chatting is cute
26: Are you happy with the person you’ve become? yes
27: What’s a sound you hate; sound you love? white noise, deleting cones
28: What’s your biggest “what if”? death
29: Do you believe in ghosts? How about aliens? both of these are good!!!
30: Stick your right arm out; what do you touch first? Do the same with your left arm. my wall
31: Smell the air. What do you smell? coldness
32: What’s the worst place you have ever been to? :000 ????
33: Choose: East Coast or West Coast? west coast bc lana del ray knows what she's taking about and i don't
34: Most attractive singer of your opposite gender? 2chainz
35: To you, what is the meaning of life? knowledge
36: Define Art. a painting, structure, sound, or other creation that expresses an artist(s) feelings or represents a time, space or location. (it can also be a lot of other things, it's very broad)
37: Do you believe in luck? not really
38: What’s the weather like right now? COLD!
39: What time is it? 9:23pm
40: Do you drive? If so, have you ever crashed? naH fuck cars
41: What was the last book you read? i forget what it was called 'Sea of Love' something or other, and it was very good.
42: Do you like the smell of gasoline? no
43: Do you have any nicknames? Gibby
44: What was the last film you saw? Bojack Horseman???
45: What’s the worst injury you’ve ever had? my BOWELS
46: Have you ever caught a butterfly? jas
47: Do you have any obsessions right now? Rick and Morty
48: What’s your sexual orientation? bisexual
49: Ever had a rumour spread about you? not really a rumour but i cackled when someone said i was into hard drugs
50: Do you believe in magic? wtf yeah
51: Do you tend to hold grudges against people who have done you wrong? i try not to
52: What is your astrological sign? sagittarius !!
53: Do you save money or spend it? depends how i am
54: What’s the last thing you purchased? $20 worth of sushi for ellie and i
55: Love or lust? both
56: In a relationship? no funk u
57: How many relationships have you had? 2
58: Can you touch your nose with your tongue? no :-(
59: Where were you yesterday? Ellies, we set up the fish tank
60: Is there anything pink within 10 feet of you? yes, a giant unicorn head
61: Are you wearing socks right now? no
62: What’s your favourite animal? Emu
63: What is your secret weapon to get someone to like you? uhh??
64: Where is your best friend? East Brisbane
65: Give me your top 5 favourite blogs on Tumblr. i don't have
66: What is your heritage? White™
((i'm australian, were basically mongrels))
67: What were you doing last night at 12AM? slep
68: What do you think is Satan’s last name? Satan
69: Be honest. Ever gotten yourself off? with honesty, im the only person who's ever gotten me 'off'
70: Are you the kind of friend you would want to have as a friend? yeah i guess so
71: You are walking down the street on your way to work. There is a dog drowning in the canal on the side of the street. Your boss has told you if you are late one more time you get fired. What do you do? i am unemployed
73: You can only have one of these things; trust or love. love
74: What’s a song that always makes you happy when you hear it? any Marina and The Diamonds
75: What are the last four digits in your cell phone number? 1017
76: In your opinion, what makes a great relationship? communication
77: How can I win your heart? dogs
78: Can insanity bring on more creativity? yes :)
79: What is the single best decision you have made in your life so far? adopting Moe
80: What size shoes do you wear? 7 1/2
81: What would you want to be written on your tombstone? bye bitch
82: What is your favourite word? the
83: Give me the first thing that comes to mind when you hear the word; heart. arteries
84: What is a saying you say a lot? morty
85: What’s the last song you listened to? Home by The Jungle Giants
86: Basic question; what’s your favourite colour/colours? pink
87: What is your current desktop picture? Paul Rudd in Tim and Eric's computer skit
88: If you could press a button and make anyone in the world instantaneously explode, who would it be? Donald Trump
89: What would be a question you’d be afraid to tell the truth on? do u love me ((LMAO))
90: One night you wake up because you heard a noise. You turn on the light to find that you are surrounded by MUMMIES. The mummies aren’t really doing anything, they’re just standing around your bed. What do you do? oh hey boys you want some tea
91: You accidentally eat some radioactive vegetables. They were good, and what’s even cooler is that they endow you with the super-power of your choice! What is that power? shapeshifting!!!
92: You can re-live any point of time in your life. The time-span can only be a half-hour, though. What half-hour of your past would you like to experience again? acid time at Ella's
93: You can erase any horrible experience from your past. What will it be?
94: You have the opportunity to sleep with the music-celebrity of your choice. Who would it be? Selena Gomez but i'd only sleep with her, just girl times.
95: You just got a free plane ticket to anywhere. You have to depart right now. Where are you gonna go? Rome
96: Do you have any relatives in jail? nA
97: Have you ever thrown up in the car? Almost
98: Ever been on a plane? yee
99: If the whole world were listening to you right now, what would you say? penis
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