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[doodlydoodlies]

Image: Taunt: The Stupid Face from Steam Community Workshop

[ineffable-blue-chickens]

Shane: [sneaks into the house wearing a big coat]

Marnie: What’s with the big coat?

Shane’s coat: [muffled cluck]

Shane: Drugs

[silverdreamscape]

Scar: Can I ask a silly question?

Grian: Better than anyone I know.

[a-dauntless-daffodil]

Angel Dust: "Okay lesbian, hold on to ya kinks- here we've got ya very own self-improvement board!"

Vaggie: "Joy."

Angel Dust: "Aw c'mon ya titless bird, try again."

Vaggie: "Gay."

Angel Dust: "Better!"

Angel Dust: (smacks board with riding crop) "What's the top say?"

Vaggie: "...Did You Know... blank space... Is Bad."

Angel Dust: "Huh. Would've figured Charlie Chip did the topping."

Vaggie: (GLARES)

Angel Dust: "Movin' on though!" (rips off pieces of paper to reveal a word) "What's this part say?"

Vaggie: "........ lying."

Angel Dust: "Meanin'..?"

Vaggie: (sighs) "Lying is bad."

Angel Dust: "Pretty familiar with that one, yeah?"

Vaggie: "................... Yes."

Angel Dust: "M'kay, now here's the real kicker."

Angel Dust: (rips off paper below it, revealing another word)

Angel Dust: "What about THIS, toots!"

The Word: (says "girlfriend")

Vaggie: "..."

-5 seconds of regret later-

Angel Dust: "I DIDN'T MEAN IT I DIDN'T MEANT IT-!"

Vaggie: "Think first next time, asshole!"

Angel Dust: "YA SUPPOSED TO READ THEM TOGETHER!!! IT'S SUPPOSED T' BE 'lying girlfriend is bad' NOT 'ya girlfriend is bad'"!!!!!!

Vaggie: "You put those two words together and made me read them."

Vaggie: "You chose your death."

Angel Dust: (SHRIEKING) (RUNNING)

Niffty: (chasing after them with the "girlfriend bad" board) "OH GRUESOME DEATH I CHOOSE YOU TOO!!!"

Vaggie: "Not now Niffty."

Niffty: "FUCK!"

[ive-heard-it-b0th-ways]

Jules - Gosh, it’s so dark in here.

Shawn, trying to be impressive - Dont worry, I’ve got this.

Shawn - *stomps light up sneakers*

[young-prince-firefly]

Izuku: Eraserhead! What's the height of irrationality?

Aizawa: *turns to All Might*

Aizawa: How tall are you?

[greenleaf4stuff]

Incorrect Fallout #9

Lucy: We all have our demons.

Lucy, pointing at The Ghoul: This one’s mine.

(Source: @incorrect-quote-templates)

[she-posts-nerdy-stuff]

Grishaverse text posts I made based on things my friends and I have actually said. In real life.

(Part 29, I’m pretty sure, but honestly I lost track)

Jesper: There is nothing funnier than falling down the stairs

Wylan: *unconvinced*

Jesper: It’s so funny! Have you never experienced falling down the stairs?

Wylan: Yeah, remember I broke my foot falling down the stairs!

Jesper, laughing: Well maybe that’s why you have a negative experience of it

Wylan: Yeah, MAYBE!

Jesper: Mm. Well just know that even if you’re deathly injured I’ll laugh if you fall down the stairs

Nina: I’ve decided I’m ignoring the weather and committing to my outfit choices based on what I want the weather to be. The gladiator sandals are coming out!!

Nina, later that same day: I have lost blood circulation to my toes

Nina, later that day when it’s sunny again and she’s discovered her feet are covered in blisters: I can feel my feet again, but at what cost?

(This was me but I stand by my actions bc those sandals are cute as heck)

Jesper: Maybe I could write my thesis on evidence that the Scythians were the original horse girls

Jesper: Time to listen to Take That’s Greatest Hits and hide under a table until my problems go away, I fear

[ghost-likes-drawing]

Just after egg island:

Lullah: you know she [Sunny] has some problems, for sure but it's important to just-

Leo: she's also Ugly

Lullah: well, okay, now I don't think that was necessary-

[incorrect-pilots]

josh: wow, tyler, you’re a genius!

tyler: yeah, i get called that a lot.

josh: what, a genius?

tyler: no, "tyler".

[various-incorrect-nonsense]

Store Worker (ig Billy Mays 😭): *paging over intercom* Would a Mr. Deep please come to the front desk?

Rolan, arriving at the desk: Hello, is there a problem?

Store Worker: *points to Rand and Kian*

Store Worker: I believe they belong to you?

Rand and Kian, simultaneously: We got lost :(

Rolan: I didn’t even bring you guys here with me-

[doodlydoodlies]

Png made by @tf2-pngs 🤩

[lilislegacy]

percabeth daughter, to her friend: so this is my house. make yourself at home. luckily my older brothers aren’t home, so it’s actually peaceful for once

friend: that’s goo- oh my god! there are two people in your backyard trying to kill each other!

percabeth daughter: huh? oh, no those are my parents. they’re just sparring, don’t worry

friend: sparring? with… a giant knife and… a sword?

percabeth daughter: well they practice hand to hand combat too, but weapons practice is important

friend:

percabeth daughter: come on! let me show you my room

friend: alr- oh my god, is that a horse in your brother’s room?

percabeth daughter, rolling her eyes: ugh mom and dad told him to keep his window closed!

friend: wait, horses just… come into your house? through the second story window?

percabeth daughter: crazy right? they don’t even ask first. like, at least have some manners!

friend:

[91-1lover]

Dick and Damian- *Fighting using an incredible strategy and hours of training*

Meanwhile

Jason- YEEEET *Throwing Tim at bad guys*

[rinkunokoisuru]

You guys remember this episode, right? Based on this post by @totallycorrectdannyphantomquotes

[not-rab]

Pandora: The floor's lava!

James: *helping Regulus onto the table*

Barty: *kicks Evan off the sofa*

Dorcas: There are two types of boyfriends