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Poof! You've been turned into a random Magic: the Gathering creature type! Spin this wheel to find out which one.
You can find all official art of that type by putting it at the end of this Scryfall search (immediately after "type:", without a space in between).
(Feel free to interpret your results as you'd like within the breadth of that creature type; for example, if you get Cat, you can be a housecat or tiger or leonin, etc.)
#personally i got shapeshifter which definitely feels like a win for me (though lbr 99% of the time i'll just stay in a dragon form gxsjdfnf)#magic: the gathering#mtg#wheel#polls#figured i might as well try hopping on the trend again#left out the un-card types for simplicity's sake (and to not confuse people who don't play mtg; which is also what the scryfall link's for)#(though i'm wondering if someone's gonna see the 'the cards aren't funny' search condition and be baffled by what it means grhdhhdjd)
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Mais ma meilleure ennemie, c'est toi Fuis-moi, le pire, c'est toi et moi Mais si tu cherches encore ma voix Oublie-moi, le pire, c'est toi et moi
From Chapter 21 of A Human Condition @sapphosscribe
#gravity falls#book of bill#ford pines#stanford pines#bill cipher#stanley pines#billford#a human condition#sorry I haven’t been posting I’ve been busy w finals😭#probbaly would’ve gotten this out Monday but I have been so tired and un-motivated😔😔
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I swear to god, DC fandom is the first fandom in my life where people are up an arms vagueposting about AU's and fics when they're not directly canon compliant all the time. I'm not even talking about the dreaded fanon, I'm talking about fics in general. Like???? Yeah I know this isn't how it goes in canon, what about it??? It's not supposed to! And also if only one person is writing that kind of AU, then the person seeing you whine about them writing the AU does know that you are talking about them. In my almost 30 years of life I've never seen this kind of behaviour before. Don't worry, since you don't know how the block button works, I'm going to do it for you! I'm a nice person like that <3
#can't even do one au that ignores ONE issue run like hmmm wonder how things would've gone if this didn't happen#and I get a dedicated post about me#how am I supposed to live laugh love in these conditions#I mean maybe I am a hypocrite because I refuse to treat jason as the worst person alive who everyone will hate forever#but will bring up the fact that bruce is also not perfect#bruce gets his mistakes and awful behavior forgiven so frequently that I think it's just fair for jason to get his as well#fandom salt#also just saying that when and if I write an au where characters DON'T like jason because of his past actions#even though jason has grown and changed and is doing quote un quote good now#how much would you bet that that au is considered character bashing everyone else
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Il neige à Paris. En novembre. Tout est parfaitement normal (non).
Et dans 3 jours il va faire 19°C 🙃
#MAIS TOUT EST NORMAL#en face de mon bureau il y a un camion qui simule les conditions de vie à Paris sous 50°C#c'est bien on est dans le thème là#upthebaguette
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Hey, can everyone start writing more characters with heart conditions so I can stop clinging to fanon Tony Stark and Rufus from Supernatural for dear life? I would really appreciate it :)
#seriously that’s all I’ve got#they basically un-disabled tony in iron man 3#and rufus lasted what? two seasons at most?? and probably had less than 20 minutes of screen time???#I do not care how niche this sounds I am literally begging for more representation#supernatural#spn#rufus turner#marvel#marvel cinematic universe#mcu#tony stark#iron man#writeblr#representation#writers#actually disabled#heart condition#congenital heart defects
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rereading the book omens again and I must admit, Aziraphale really is That Bitch most of the time. that being said, I really enjoy the special kind of uwu and sluttiness Michael brings to the table
#he's The Southern Pansy. and overall#such a lovable bastard#you can actually see how much Crowley has to win him over#and convince him to stop the Apocalypse#you'd never guess he's an angel just from his behaviour bc the bitchiness is so strongly layered#wonder how much of that is Heaven's residue personality#and how much him being... well#himself#so complex and interesting#i thank Michael Sheen everyday for bringing this character to the screen#good omens#aziraphale#ineffable husbands#book omens#air conditioning#also in the show he's so smitten with Crowley it's actually embarrassing#the difference between book omens and show omens is that in the show Aziraphale is a teen girl with a massive (un)requited crush#and in the book he's had 6000 years of old gay marriage bickering practise#lmao#marcela talks
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ㅤㅤㅤI AM UNABLE TO MAKE A SMASH LIST BECAUSE KITTY WOULD FUCK ANYONE & EVERYONE FOR THE CORRECT PRICE 🤷🤷
#⠀( 𝟏 ) ⠀➧ 𝐊𝟏𝟕𝐘.𝐙𝐈𝐏﹕⸝⸝⠀mod 🎀 me tome un selfie#ㅤ that's not an exaggeration or anything; she's a bot SO as long as you consent to all the terms & conditions ( & subscribe to VoxTek ofc )#ㅤ she's all yours <3
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A little comic about How I Can Make Seven's Vampiric Condition Even Funnier And The Least Romantic Thing Of All Time (the Substance Addict flaw)
#he was an addict in life and remains an addict in his un-life#it's actually pretty sad but i am an idiot that often forgets he has the condition in game so it ended in him throwing up a couple of times#bc he drank non drugged blood and i forgor. and it was stupidly funny. sorry seven#vtm#vampire the masquerade#vtm oc#vampire#sketch#sketches#comic#comics#seven#seven sins#myart#myoc#myocs
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actually so sick and twisted i think.. what do you mean i spent all day being mildly h*rny at work sitting there like oh when i get home it's gonna be great except now im TOO sleepy to j*rk off!!! sick and twisted !!!
#ueueue if only someone could help me . but also i am afraid i would just fall asleep on them#its like the moment i get in bed its like ohh... niinii time ...#un. fair. hows a boy supposed to c*m under these conditions (too sleepy too cozy
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I am such a failwriter now. I physically need my cup of tea in order to focus and sit down and write. My cup of tea and my lofi beats
#current mood#I used to be able to write on my phone with dad beach rock in the background#in an un air conditioned truck#selling snow cones#now who am I
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Don't tell the twitter lgbt's that the kinks/fetishes they think are so horrifically problematic are also ones that many, many people in the lgbt community are into and actively participate in... their brains may explode from nuance i fear
#*takes a hit* can you tell I've been trying to un-condition myself of internal shame in therapy as of recent#fuck the puritans both inside and outside the lgbt community and let us queers fuck how we want to#and yes: even *those* kinds of kinks/fetishes#okidenshi randomness
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Here it is with rest of the mess (excl. the layers that were all just shipping stuff between various oc's)
#my art#my ocs#friend's ocs#oc: JS Antyllus#'befriend' ur local legion spy and leverage making them care about you to get in war crime range of legion officials#as for the un-posted Antyllus doodles it's amusing going from focusing on an oc for a last 4 years who refrains from that stuff#to one that will engage with just about anyone under the correct conditions#basically I have gone 'how tf do I draw ship art again' -squints at ref pictures on pinterest for hours at a time-
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Highlights of the G7?
Mark Carney came to my former office once, I don't think I'm ready for the next edition of G7 fanfic.
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(Unless you were referring to the weirdly low energy, unrealistically hetero-coded trailer for the film in which they've inexplicably cast Denis Ménochet as the French President?)
#ask#the only attractive G7 leader in that film is the Japanese PM and they gave him 3 seconds of screen time#Trophy Boyfriend conditioned me for this timeline#he's already gone#but can probably land some bullshit UN role on the international circuit
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August: Day 25
Adventures
Spent way too long at the library
Checked out a book that was so old and hadn't been checked out for so long that it was no longer in the library's computer system
Enjoyed an hour of silence at home resting in the peace of the wind outside and the sunlight and shadows of trees flickering on the floor
Read poetry under a tree in the sunset
Writing
Read part of Ruta Sepetys' book on writing
Wrestled with the desire to write a personal, meaningful novel while having no idea what project could fill that need
#adventures in writing#the old book was a lovely old volume of james whitcomb riley's poetry#i loved 'when the frost is on the punkin' in middle school and paging through the book i thought it was perfect for august#i have no idea when the library obtained it#but the copyright page said nothing but 'copyright 1892 by james w riley'#the self-checkout didn't recognize it#and the librarian explained that books will fall out of the system if they're un-checked-out for long enough#which filled me with a secret delight#i was rescuing the poor lonely unloved old book#giving a senior citizen a new chance at life#reading it in the sunset makes me wonder if i could ask the library to sell it to me#they clearly don't need it#and it's such a lovely volume#there's something about reading such an old edition of the book that puts the poems in their proper environment#you can feel the world he was writing about because you're holding a piece of it in your hands#and i just like his poetry#it's sensible poetry if there can be such a thing#not making grand metaphors about nature and the deeper human condition#but just 'there was sunlight on the crick. and a tree. and some butterflies. it was nice.'#plus the country perspective and working-class characters#it's down to earth and homespun and simple and grounded and in love with all the common things of life#and so much of the landscape is so familiar so there's the extra sense of connection#sure some of it gets a bit trite but it's so unpretentious that you can't mind the occasional misstep#and occasionally there's one where the impeccable sense of rhythm he showed in the first poem i loved sneaks up on me and sweeps me away#anyway it was nice it was a good day god is good
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just remembered i had a goal to do a pull up before the end of the summer. and then i promptly stopped working out
#to be FAIR i work out in my dads un air conditioned garage gym and it has been over 90 every day for months. sooooo i have a good reason!!#anyway we're back today. get ready to resume the zemnarihah gets jacked era everyone
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My favorite fanfic spelling error is “insure” vs “ensure” because it gives me insight into a very specific alternate universe. Dragon Age but I can’t get anyone to insure my house against rage demons. Baldur’s Gate 3 except the gang has to commit insurance fraud because the big 3 insurance companies in Faerûn consider mind flayer parasites to be a pre-existing condition.
#bg3#dragon age#the mirrorverse where our heroes are on hold with blue sword blue shield for 4 hours following a minor medical procedure#anders runs that underground clinic to provide for kirkwall’s un- and under-insured#a hero#I’m dating myself here as someone who remembers the heyday of preexisting conditions#oh what a time you youths have no idea how good you have it
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