#(and It draws me mad 😡😭)

[famousblueraincoatmp3]

I just discovered that the news letter for the catholic church reviews movies and rates them im having a riot y’all this almost makes up for the ✨trauma✨

[meowzfordayz]

when you forget to close the door while using the bathroom

Author’s Note: this isn’t nsfw, but it’s ~explicit for other reasons. 🚽🧻💩 #shitposting #literally

when you forget to close the door while using the bathroom

Hashira x Reader, Kamaboko x Reader

Word Count: ~800

CW: explicit language, poop references

~faqs~

Do you even love him ????? 😭😭😭

WHY WOULD YOU LEAVE THE DOOR OPEN?!?!?! 🫠😵‍💫🤢

Haunted by your little gasps for air 🙃

Can’t take intimacy srsly for a while

Bc whenever you gasp ~cutely into your kisses 🥰

Zenitsu just flashes back to you doing your best to take a shit 😮‍💨🥴

Highkey takes it as a challenge 😏

A display of dominance, if you will 😎

Nods in approval (not that you can see him)

And takes ~notes for later (aka yes, he is listening closely 💀) 

You don’t know it yet

But Inosuke’s already planning his move

Drink a ton of coffee (he’ll have to ask Tanjirou how to brew it) ☕️

Eat a ton of dairy 🧀🥛🍦

Make sure you’re home 😌

Take a shit (w/ the door open, ofc) 🤗

THAT’LL SHOW YOU WHO’S BOSS !!!!! 😤😤😤🫡

King of the Toilet anyone??? 🚽👑

Wonders why everything sounds louder??? 😬

A respectful gentleman tho ☺️

Will go upstairs to avoid the plops 🫢

Too bad his hearing’s phenomenal, even when hiding on top of the roof 😃

A little irritated 🙄

But whatever

You prob just reeeally had to go

He understands 😶

Will nonchalantly ask you about it the next time you’re out w/ friends 🤨

Is getting ignored for the rest of the night worth it? 🙃

Kinda 🥲

Obanai has regrets 😞

Can smell the situation from a mile away 😅

Tbf, closing the door wouldn’t have helped much 😬

Has to contemplate whether it’s worth embarrassing you over

Like, does he gently ask, “Love, would you mind closing the door?”

Or does he wince grin and bear it

Unfortunately, the toilet paper he would use to plug up his nose is currently unobtainable 🧻☹️

Should he just knock himself out for now? 🤗

You’d prob be upset if he didn’t wake up in time… 😒

Hm… 😔

😵 <— Tanjirou inhaled too deeply

“BAAABE, YOU FORGOT TO CLOSE THE DOORRR!!!!!” 🩷💕💞💓💗💖💘💝

Giggles to herself as the door slams shut 🤭

(you’re not mad, but you had to kick it closed bc it’s a lil far from the toilet seat 😅)

Holds it against you 😌

~

“Shinobu, could you get me a glass of water?” ☺️

“I don’t know, my dear, could you close the bathroom door?” 😃

~

“Shinobu, I want a kiss.” 🥺

“Mm, and I want to forget your pooping noises. I guess we can’t always have what we want.” 😃

Chuckles to himself, at first 🤭

And then becomes concerned 😕

Is it supposed to sound like that? 🙁

Or take this long?? ☹️ Should he intrude? 😖

It’s not like there’s a closed door for him to bust down…

He could just, waltz in-

NO

Internally scolds himself: Bad idea, [y/n] would not appreciate that!

Returns to the drawing board

And settles on a careful (once you’ve returned to him), “So, my love, are your bowels feeling okay?” ☺️

🧐😒😠 <— you

😶😬😁 <— him

“They just, uh, sounded wonderful earlier?!”

“Next time, how about closing the door?”

*Sanemi is casually leaning against a wall near the bathroom entrance*

You shriek 😳

And smack his shoulder 😡

“Sanemi!!!!! Do not wait outside the bathroom like that!!!!!” 😭

“Did you wash your hands?” 😏

“SANEMI!” 😒

“... well?” 👀

You are not amused 😐

He acquiesces 😅

“Okay, okay, I confess, I heard the sink running.” 🤓

“I hate you.” 🥲

“But you trust me enough to shit with the door open.” 🥰

“Piss off.” 🙄

“I’m about to!” 🫡

(bc, y’know, he’s about to go… piss… 😆)

Doesn’t really mind

Will prob forget to remind you about it later 🙃

Until the next time you do it

…

By the fourth incident, Muichiro gives up

If anything, he’s flattered you’re so comfortable around him ☺️

Altho he is a lil worried about your ability to use a public bathroom 😶

Def uncomfortable 😕

But even more uncomfortable at the thought of discussing ~it w/ you ☹️

Giyuu knows you wouldn’t be upset

Or even embarrassed

You have like, 0 shame, as he’s both lovingly and unfortunately come to learn ☺️😬

Which means

If he mentioned it, then you’d likely end up teasing him 🫠

“Love me so much, you’ve even gotta listen to me poop?” 😉

*shudder shudder* 😭

(I mean, yes, he does love you that much, but when you put it like that 🥴)

Giyuu settles on hoping that it was a one time mistake 🤞🙏

Good luck 😃

Tengen’s never letting you live it down 😝

Will write out instructions on “How to Use a Bathroom” 🤓

And stick ‘em on both sides of the door

Step 1: Open the door

Step 2: CLOSE THE DOOR

Step 3: ✨Do your thing✨

[aleksa-sims]

RL Simself Story ( 18+)

CW: Pregnancy

We didn’t even manage to stay together for a whole month. How's this supposed to work with with N. & me? We're having a Baby soon. That means, I’m forever bound to him, whether I want it or not. But I wanted him! Maybe if I didn’t love him and didn’t care about him, it would have been easier? I wanted to make it work with us, but N. broke up with me. 😭... I think, Nico was actually right? This became clear to me, 2 weeks after he dumped me. I sat at my desk, to study for my exam. As I tried to concentrate, I noticed that Daniel’s photos above my desk distracted me.. Why can’t I just take Daniel’s photos off that damn wall to put them away, I asked myself?... The last days I’ve been thinking about, what’s wrong with me, bcs everyone’s letting me down. Now I got my answer! The moment I thought about all this, I was ashamed of myself! I let it happen again. 2 Men, you know? Agh, somehow I had to puke? 🙄🤮...... Was probably my first pregnancy nausea. I was to slow. Instead of puking in the toilet, I throw up next to it. Well, near-miss is still a miss! 🤦‍♀️

I have to file for divorce, I told myself. I can’t go on like this forever. D. was gone! But loved him, sm. 💔Still, I had to end this! No matter what happens to Nico and me, I had to draw a line,  to finally accept that.... Daniel and I failed.😞

Back to the fight between N. and me 2 weeks ago. After finishing the conversation with my Grams, I went over to my bedroom. Nico was waiting for me. I was still thinking about my Grama and her twins... I started to tell Nico about it, but he didn’t listen to me? His phone buzzed. Constantly! I was annoyed, you know. I asked him, to put it away. But Nico didn’t react! So I went closer to him... I wanted to know what distracted him? He knew I was standing right next to him! I thought he’d try to hide his phone from me, to prevent me from seeing what he was doing? But he was totally relaxed. This encouraged me, to take a look at it. Damn, I saw Stephanie!! She sent him her fucking selfies. 😡

Me: You lied to me! You didn’t break up with her!

Nico: I didn't lie! I, don't lie!!! ... Hm, I need to change my number. 😕... But I swear, it's OVER!

Me: Prove it! Text her back! Tell her, you never want to see her again and you’re sick of her.

Nico: She already knows that! She knows I love you! She saw it herself! She saw us together. Or did you forget?

Me: She didn't saw us togehter! The only thing she noticed, is that I cried and left your apartment! You, didn't give shit about that! You didn’t try to stop me! And that’s exactly what she saw & noticed! ... You still fall for her pityscam.

Nico: No, I don't...😞😞...

Me: What happend to you, N.? I don't recognize you like this ... Why are you such a candy-ass with her?... Where is that mad asshole you used to be?

Nico: I don't want to be mad 😞 ... Come to me, babe. I wanna hug you.

Me: ???😦 ... NO! Get off me! Don't touch me!

Nico: I told you what I want and expect from you! You have to trust me!

Me: Did you expect or demand the same from Stephanie too? Or are you just playing your crazy mind games with me?

Nico: I’m honest! I demand those... certain things, only from you! I told you I chose you! But I see you still don’t quite understand me. That’s why you’re gonna listen to me now and do what I say. I feel like you’re not taking me seriously.

Me: Are you kidding???

Nico: Why would I kid you?... Agh, whatever! What interests me far more is.... Why are Daniel’s photos still hanging around here?

Me: I wanted to put them away! But Dilek was here. We were studying. And... I didn’t want her asking me stupid questions about D., so I didn’t do it in front of her.

Nico: You're always thinking up excuses, babe... Sit down! And listen to me well!...... I'll go. I don’t want to! Honestly not! But you leave me no choice....

Me: Are you ending this? Us?

Nico: Let me finish! When I’m done, you can talk.

Me: You got a lot of nerve, talking to me like this. You know?... You’re only leaving me, bcs Stephanie threatened to hurt herself or something.🙁😢

Nico: You don't get it!... It’s not about her! She’s with her parents! I don’t care what she does. She’s not my responsibility anymore. Agh, anyway! It’s no use debating for hours. I take off! You need to learn and understand me.

Me: And.... what about our Baby? You’re letting me down on this thing? It’s your Baby! You have to take care of your child too. That’s not fair that everything sticks to me while you continue to enjoy your freedom and your life. I thought I could rely on you...I always fall for the same shit.

Nico: I won’t let you & our Baby down. I keep my word, I’ll do my best for her or him. Just... you and I, won’t be together. But I’m here until september. I can support you in everything you need for our Baby.

Me: Sure. Like... Isabella & Philip did, right? I get why Isabella took off! Philip is an ass, just like you! 😠.... 🙁

Nico: I’m not like P.! But I don't want to say any more... just one thing! If you love me and want us to be together, as it should be! Get a divorce finally! Cut it with D.! Alone. Without me!... As soon as you get the divorce petition in writing, you’ll get me back, if you still want to. Your parents know about us. I even talked to your Dad. They all know about our Baby. There are no more excuses to postpone or wait for divorce. But you don’t care, you’re doing absolutely nothing to move this thing forward. Instead, you want to see Daniel’s brother. Anyway, do what feels right for you. I said what I had to say.

Me: I understand 🙁 .... but.. please don't go! Stay with me. I'm gonna do what you said.

Nico: I don't want to, but...agh, damn it!.. I have to go, or you won’t change anything. Don’t disappoint me! Do the right thing. I trust you! You come back to me, I know that. But now, I have to leave you alone. I'm so sorry. 🙁🤦‍♂️

He left! 😨In his.... sleepwear. I swear! Nico left in his shorts and a shirt. But okay, he just got in his car. He didn't have to take the subway or anything. I wasn’t feeling well afterwards. I had a killer Dejavu! It felt like when he left me a year ago... He said he talked to my Dad. Did my Dad talk Nico into some shit again?... However, I have to end my marriage to... finish this chapter and move on. 😞I also noticed that I never stopped loving N. I still loved him, as I did then. Now I was in love with two men again. I know, that sounds good to some. I’ve been asked a few times, why I complain about it? But trust me, it doesn’t feel good, it........hurts. We're running in circles, hurting each other, though we don’t want or intend to, it still happens....all the time.

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[wolfmaggot]

OH MY FUCKING GOD I'M LOSING MY SHIT-

DAY 204556 OF ME FINDING COOL ROTTMNT ARTISTS, AND THEY RANDOMLY FUCKING GO

"NOT TCEST" or "tcesters DNI this isn't for u😡" LIKE SHUT UP BITCH IF YOU DIDN'T WANT TCESTERS TO SEE IT YOU WOULDN'T POST IT ON THE INTERNET, GOD

I'm sorry that was mean and rude,😭 but like it makes me so made I have to keep scrolling or end up blocking. And it makes me so mad/upset bc these artists are genuinely good at what they do

And I'm like in the middle of drawing while typing this omg this has turned into a rant blog

[pingunaa]

HIIIIIIII PALEONTOLOGIST 🦕 🦖

I figure yr getting out of school soon and I’m so so sleepy so I just wanted to say hi and I hope you had a good day !!!! You made it through week 2!! Already 20% done with this term 💪💪 so proud 🥹 I love that emoji omg

I need to go back to doing those drawings omg

Today iiiiiiiii went to lunch with my grandpa and sister and got to see my grandpas dog, and we had steak to celebrate my moms bday, andddddddd I talked to my friend a bunch and talked to his mommm and iiiiiii drove TOMATER all the way across town and back😮‍💨 it was soso scary but I made it. TWO DIFFERENT PEOPLE PULLED OUT IN FRONT OF ME IM SO MADDDDDDDD 😭😭 next time I’m not stopping idc

I have schedule pickup and school photos on Wednesday and I’m not ready to go back 😭😭 but I also think it’ll be good for me 🤑🤑

HOPE YOU HAD A GOOD DAY ILL BE BACK IN A FEW HOURS

Have some Hugh Dancy and Mads Mikkelsen :)

JUST 8 WEEKS LEFT OF SCJOOL BEFORE IBGET SNOTHER TWO WEEK BREAK ✊✊✊ thank uuuuuu 😋😋😋🫶🫶🫶🫶

RAHHH I LOVE DOGS 😡😡😡😡 unfortunately i don’t see them much unless i go to my friends houses 😔

I LOVE TALKING TO KY DRIENDS PARENTS 😍😍 literally like hesss lovee!!!!! wait hold on quick TOMATER sketch on my phone

that’s the best i could do oh my gif wait it’s starting to rain i’m gonna start running

ok i’m home cool

BOO TO THE STUPID DRIVERS THAN CANT SRIVE 🚌🚌🚌🚌🚌

omg scho photos… what a nightmare. NONO cus i had my school photos like feb right?! GOD I WISH I CAN SHOW U. they decide to blur everything right? my beauty marks n everything right? BUT THEY MADE ME SHINY. i guarantee u i am not that shiny pls. ANDANDAND!!! i am looking in two directions in my photo 😣 i swear to god its so bad. i hope urs turn out so much better than mine omg

RHABK YOU’nn!!!!

[jinkicake]

BIG MOOD PATHETIC SCARAMOUCHE IS SO FUNNY HES RLY THE LITTLE MEOW MEOW😭 need him to be absolutely obsessed w me but he’s too embarrassed that he wants to hold my hand so he pretends to hate me and im like “ that’s mice sweetheart what di you want for dinner?” Saw someone make a dc where you ignore him for like 5 days and he’s on his knees begging like “PLEASE LOOK AT ME” like thats so real to me😭😭 bc once you’ve given him affection he’s gunna do everything to keep it within his grasp😔 ALSO HE DEF WOULD TIE YOU UP AND LEAVE THE DOOR OPEN💀 childe and singora are so casual about it😭 when he comes back they talk like you’re not even there “how long have they been here?” “I lost count after the fourth hour” “ they’re still conscious I’m impressed” like he’s such an asshole but he will do the 🥺🥺👉🏼👈🏼”can I have a hug” afterwards💀 love that for him. Keeps him in my pocket like a little purse dog, he’s my guard dog boyfriend bc he will kill first and ask questions later. “ I don’t like how he looked at you” “he’s the waiter” AND YOOOO DONT EVEN LET DOTTORE UGLY ASS COME CLOSE TO YOU ITS OVER FR-don’t like his new design he’s just a creep like I was the “clones” back the short haired funny scientist dude like I like them unhinged in a clown way!! He’s fuckable, the abusive leather daddy dom on the other hand😒 like he’s fun if he has a tired annoyed uncle personally like he lives to bully childe. But just going around threatening scaramouche and collei bc I forgot he did experiments on her too in the manga is musty like that mask is lame!! WHERE IS THE CLOWN KING😡- he would reflexively go for his throat like he opens his mouth and suddenly his throat is slit “ my bad I got anxious” SGDHSHS UNDERSTANDABLE😭😭😭 and the streets is saying he’s gunna have a claymore??? BE SERIOUS HES A SCIENTISTS TWINK WHOS HUNCHED IVER IN A LAB ALL DAY HE CANT CARY THAT SHIT?? Like he only experiments on KIDS bc he could never kidnap a whole adult like imagine he tries to get itto?? HIS ASS WOULD BE DEAD IN 10 SECONDS!! HE CANNOT FIGHT DELUSION OR NOT!! I would beat his ASS like if you don’t get your ass out my face looking like an X-ray 😒 like be bothering all them people bc he wants so ass he weights 70 pounds soaking wet so he needs to borrow childes body weight

no exACTLY. listen, i love mean!scaramouche as much as the next person but if he's not obsessed then i dont want him. pathetic!scaramouche is the best scaramouche

i saw this scaralumi fanart of him drunk at a bar and diluc calls lumine to calm scara down and when she answers hes like 'hey ugly' and she hangs up and he starts crying again and ugh it's too perfect like that artist captured his best side with that simple fanart heheh

HAHAH yeah scaramouche is the worst bc he would do something so mean to you like ignore you while working but the second he finds out youre mad at him he'll be begging for your attention like he didn't just starve you for two days.... hes a great yandere me thinks-

Scaramouche = purse dog is the best comparison ive ever read T T

okay hear me out... i can forgive all the heinous crimes dottore has committed but i draw the line at him being UGLY. Maybe if he were cuter I would also be obsessed w him but he's so..... eh- LOL i like the clones better than him! (rip to the clones :-(() but also.... him being ugly is kinda the appeal? am i right??? i can never make up my mind-

dottore is supposed to have a CLAYMORE?! WHAT THE HLLL,,,im very confused about his leaks bc i heard that the shit company can't let characters be playable if theyre evil and tbh i dont want him to be redeemed bc he literally cant be redeemed and hes fun as a psycho like??? idk idk idk im just focused on sexy yelan in 3.4 she will be mine!

also isn't dottore one of the top three strongest in the fatui??? right i think....? i seriously dont know how but tbh i dont care! i just focus on mr hottie soooooooooooo sexy capitano teehee

[ikeameatballspoisonedme]

I'm in no way defending Cindy, she's an awful abuser, but the snark subreddit is just Kiwifarms lite right. I guess that's the nature of snark subreddit and Cindy does overshare a lot but idk... dedicating parts of your life for Cindy?? Even in snarky way it just feels so depressing. It's an amusing scroll for a few hours but more than that, idk. People are even making drawing of her meltdown cycle, just doesn't seem to be a fun way to use your talent? Lots of ableism towards people with BPD as well. Yet again, this is not a Cindy defense she's a piece of shit, but a lot of people with BPD that isn't an abuser describe BPD as very intense emotion and making fun of Cindy for saying that because "ugh she's grandiozing her illness again 😡" is kinda ableist! Criticize her for being abusive not this!

Funnily enough the thing that motivated me to make this post is the subreddit thinking that her friend wanting to fuck Castro's brains out is problematic. Hell yeah girl that's based as hell. Why are you guys mad about Castro lmao. She did make a comment about high fiving Stalin, okay that's weird, but the subreddit made it seems like they're mad she wanted to high five Stalin for killing nazis 😭 They're angrier for sexy Castro thoughts than to her weird ass ancap boyfriend???? I do find it weird that Cindy befriended an ultraliberal and a Stalinist at the same time though

UPDATE: I checked Lodane's (the Castro fucker) Twitter and idk she seems fine? Just seems like a regular leftist tbh. That Castro and Stalin comment was based on a dumb SODA. I'm sorry guys call me a tankie if you want but bootleg Stalin Soda (tm) is a funny concept. Dunno if I support her because please stop being friends with Cindy she's an abuser holy shit BUT Havana Banana soda is funny come on

[the-sinful-voice-witch]

Here I am, I'm going to talk about one of the most wholesome potential sibling relationships in my opinion along with Shadow and Rouge 🥰🥰🥰:

Amy Rose 🌹 and Knuckles the echidna 🍇:

This 2 got really deep inside my heart as a really sweet brother and little sister relationship and unlike with Shadow and Rouge that despite consider them completely as siblings (big sis and little brother in that case, even with Shadow being 50 he is mentally 15 and Rouge is the one in the big sis role after all XD) i don't mind read and see fanart or fanfictions of them being a couple but for Knuckles and Amy is physically impossible to me 😂😂 i simply can't, feels so wrongly incestuos to me, and now my points:

1. First of all I just love that they have matching designs and in addition they both match Sonic's shoes 🤣🤣🤣 what do I mean? You see Amy first appearance had the same hairstyle as Sonic but the modern look she has her hair down like knuckles but shorter and also she wears red decorated with white like knuckles is completely red with a white waning moon in his chest that it's similar to the white collar of Amy's dress. This just makes me see them more intensely as siblings due that Amy's modern looks makes her looks like him.

2. Power characters: Amy in my pov should be seen as a power like character if she isn't seen as one already, i mean... She uses a damn huge hammer bigger than her head to fight, this shouldn't be even questioned. I really hated how in Sonic x her skill with the hammer was over all used as a funny gag of: ow look that crazy mad stalker whiny girl swinging a hammer like a psycho because she got mad sonic isn't paying attention to her how scary....🙄🙄🙄🙄🙄🙄🙄🙄🙄🙄🙄🙄🙄🙄 I like the scary woman with a weapon gag but no If that mean making her look childish and obnoxious, and of course she wasn't allowed to fight big battles 😡😡, her childish personality in that show didn't make enjoyable her relationship with knuckles... Well sometimes, when she was normal and teased him but damn it that show didn't make her justice 😑😑.

Fortunaly things change with time and her current portrayal is a lot better! Starting with her classic self:

Come on, this was totally on purpose! SEGA sees them as siblings too!!! And look at her!! Smashing things with Knuckles YASSSS POWER SIBLINGS 😁😁😁 they are family your honor.

Also her love for boxing 🥊🥊 hello?

Whoever draw this, bless you. And you're so right 👌👌👌👌👌 ITS CANON, SHE LIKES BOXING another thing in common with Knuckles onichan 🧐🧐🧐 and recently and more important:

HE. FUCKING. TRUSTED. HER. THE. MASTER. EMERALD. 👌👌👌😖😖😖😖 , Of course he would trust that task to his worthy warrior little sister.

3. Dynamic: i can't say I'm satisfied with the portrayal of their relationship in the shows they appear together, Sonic X and Sonic Boom in one Amy was childish and obnoxious and in the other she treats Knuckles too condescending and critical of his lack of intelligence 😔😔 and no sorry no... With Sonic and Tails they manage to make it... Fun but with Amy is just mean... AND AMY SHOULDN'T BE MEAN! (Also they fucking flirt in the show! Joke or not Joke is a BIG NO🥲🥲)

I HATE THIS!!!

I'll talk about Sonic Boom another time... Fortunaly Archie fed me with what I needed and gifted us with this:

Amy being what she's meant to be: supportive, sweet and affectionate and I love his protectiveness with her 😭😭😭😭😭👌👌👌👌

Final thoughs... Wouldn't it be marvelous if Knuckles was like a protective big bro who doesn't approve any potential sister boyfriend?😏😏😏

Anyway I need more of this 2, in a way when they are separated from Sonic and Tails... They are just like Sonic and tails 🤣🤣🤣 i mean isn't Tails like a little brother to sonic?🤔😉

So SEGA please be kind and feed us with more POWER SIBLINGS scenes, wherever you want, videogame, comic, tv show I'll take anything.

[imagine--if]

Dating Edward Nashton/Riddler Would Include:

Pairing: Dano!Riddler x reader (The Batman 2022)

Warnings: The Batman Spoilers? Mentions of killing and villainous action hehe

A/N: My requests are open for more Riddler imagines/hcs 😄 the guidelines link is here. Be sure to send in requests and follow me and stuff 🙃 I legit nearly finished writing a fluff alphabet for Eddie yesterday and it just DELETED from my drafts 😡😭 so that was painful. Still wrote this anyways tho 🖤

• Lol where do I even start with this guy

• You'd meet him either in Arkham or somewhere like the diner he goes to

• You're the kind of person that's not afraid to get your hands dirty and isn't a stranger to the crime and killing in Gotham

• Eddie's quite a quiet guy, something no one would think anything of until he actually talks and that streak of insanity and chaos is laced in his words and in his eyes

• Needless to say, he was spellbound when he saw you

• Like??? You're so pretty and intelligent and observant and his dream partner hefkabfdfsv

• He may do some light stalking, since he's too shy to initiate anything, so it may be you who makes the first proper move

• After a few conversations and stuff, you'll be seeing a lot of him

• Probably hearing a lot of random riddles which he's ecstatic about when you get them right

• Still, he doesn't want to put you in danger with his Riddler world, but doesn't want to start a relationship where it's hidden until you ultimately find out and are hurt and stuff

• If you meet in Arkham, you'll know anyway, and he'll admire your determination and skills and power that got you there in the first place

• If not, he'd be somewhat nervous to admit it for fear of it driving you away, but it does nothing of the sort

• Once it's out in the open and he realises you accept it and like it and are willing to either be his partner in crime or in the background of things, he's so relieved and you two are inseparable. He's not giving you up anytime soon

• What he feels when he's with you is something he never really felt in all those awful years at the orphanage and being invisible to the world

• You're an ethereal being to him, and he doesn't know what the hecc he did to deserve you

• He's a fairly clingy man, affectionately and by wanting to make sure you're protected, so he'll come running if you need anything

• Expect to be in a crap ton of his streams and videos on social media, showing you off in your own villain persona disguise (if you have/want one)

• If you don't want to be then that's fine ofc

• I feel like loads of riddles about love and angels and beauty are gonna be thrown at his victims, and instead of accepting the actual answer it'll be your name 🖤

• You're the only one who can calm him down when he's screaming and getting hysterics over something, just by your presence or hugs and stuff

• Man's whipped 😂💕

• Ed getting introduced to hugs and cuddles and kisses is new for him, since he was never shown that attention and love, but after a little while of getting used to it he can't get enough

• Seriously

• He's a very affectionate guy and loves everything about you, because he be a simp

• God help anyone who tries to hurt or capture you

• He'll go absolutely mad and won't stop until you're safe and they're dealt with brutally

• You're crying? So's he

• I can just imagine there being some bleeding victim taped up in front of him, with only three chances (riddles) to live, and you're standing in front of him with his arms wrapped around you, his chin resting on your shoulder or head while he absentmindedly draws lazy patterns onto the skin of your arms or playing with your hair gently

• Complete power couple

• Aka, one of the GCPD and Batman's biggest problems

• I think I'm done 😎

• Eddie's such a soft, beautiful guy that's totally in love and MuSt Be PrOtEcTeD aT aLl CoStS

• Mkay now I'm done 💕

[prettyboykatsuki]

laugh out loud moment I hate TikTok sm because every time I use it these annoying ass kids harass people in the comments section with “stop sexualizing minors 😡😡” bs like baby all I said was he’s fine?? And I literally just turned 18 sit your ass down 😐😐 shit just makes me feel mad guilty bro BUT THEY AINT EVEN REAL PEOPLE 😭😭 sorry for the rant/discourse babe just needed to get it off my chest

it’s such bozo shit i get annoyed at it once a day because the shit literally doesn’t matter at all. like basic comprehension of fiction can tell you that. they have no agency. they are not real and they cannot be effected by anything in the real world - there is no child there to “prey on” like people say. these kids on tiktok sound so stupid, but what are they gonna do when they turn 20+ LOOOL

what teenager you know look like baji and draken?? STFUUU it’s so stupid. like it’s literally so straightforward. no one should have to justify looking at a stylized drawing and thinking about them in the future. it’s not that deep. it’s so problematic because there are actual victims in the world of predatory behavior. harmful ass people in the world. but you know who’s not?? fucking predatory??? some bitch in the internet turning a character into a dilf.

[leossmoonn]

your and stefan's daughter getting mad bc you're pregnant again and she thinks you and stefan will love her less when the new baby is born but when she feels it kick first time she secretly loves it but in front of you and stefan she's like "meh so what i kicked mommy's tummy too 👹" but one day when you're out bc caroline took you shopping for baby clothes and stefan is home and cleaning the living room he finds a drawing made by your daughter which is like mommy daddy me and new baby and there are hearts all over it and ofc stefan shows it to you and then you guys tease the fuck out of your daughter and she's like "daddy why did you tell mommy!!! 😡😡"

This is so cute 😭😭

Stefan and you were lowk so worried about annie. She’s like 5 so she’s been the only child for so long. But you three all talked abt having another kid and Annie seemed okay with it, but now that’s it actually happening, she’s really annoying lmao

But yes she’s really excited. She is genuinely afraid you guys will love the new baby over her tho 😭. Which all you guys can do is just show her it’s not true, which ofc it won’t be

The day you’re out w Caroline, annie is in her room drawing. She has a picture already drawn out of her new family. Omg and in the picture annie is holding her new sibling

So she went to use the bathroom or whatever and Stefan brought her clean clothes up to her room and immediately saw the picture. Ugh HIS HEART MELTS. He sneaks away and immediately calls you

When you come home you’re like “annie, wanna feel your sibling kick?”

And she’s like “no 🗿 i hate the baby”

You’re like “mmm no you dont. Not according to the drawing”

She’s like 😱😱😱😱 she turns to stefan who is holding it up “DADDY WHY DID YOU TELL MOMMY? YOURE SO MEAN 😡😡😡”

Omg but when the baby is born annie is the first one who wants to hold them

[the-sinful-voice-witch]

TIME TO LOVE A CHARACTER:

Vector the crocodile! 🐊💚

What's not love about this character? He is hilarious and was always meant to be funny! (He literally starts dancing in his first appearance in 2D games if you stop moving him for a while 😂) he is a great leader! With love for dramatics, music and money 🤑🤑💰💰 He works better for comedy relief than boom knuckles horrendous blatant retarded stupidity or Amy's crazy stalker side (those can be more annoying than funny) but Vector was wonderful! Even in his TV shows apparitions like sonic x and even his only one time in Sonic boom (i liked the jacket but why did they take away the headphones?🙁) Being a reality star detective with a Show... That fitted his personality too well 😂😂.

But comic relief or not Vector is a character that knows when to be serious and I want to spot on the parts of him i liked the most in the IDW comics, I'm glad they are doing justice to him!🥰

First, the design: IDW art kicks the olds art style ass!

Aww just look at them!!😍

This heartbreaking moments...🥺🥺🥺 Vector defending his zombottified Kid and sacrificing himself to buy some time for the survivors 😢😢 he is just the best leader. I remember when he made the hard choice of caging between cars an infected citizen who was scared and crying and then charmy got mad at him and went back to her only to get infected too yet Vector was unable to leave his kid behind... 😭😭😭 LOVE HIM.

OMG 😭😭 just look at them!! After the end of the apocalypse! Reunited and singing together with Charmy sitting in his hand 👌👌🥲🥲 (but I have to say that... It's weird that they draw Vectors tail that way... I think the tail should be behind like Spio's) Also I wish they put a happy tear on Spio's eyes after all the emotions he went through 🥲

Jajaja I love this one! Because Vector is dancing with Amy and he is so tall he is lifting her 😂 it was nice seeing them dancing because I remembered that unnameable game about riding extreme gears where those two teamed up and for some reason they made Amy a obnoxious bitch (which she isn't 😡🤬), it was pretty weird seeing that messed up mix of chaotix and Rose teams... Wtf, anyway let's forget forever about that game. But also remembered his only episode in Sonic boom and I loved that Amy was a fan of his Show and trusted him more than Sonic 🤣🤣

Ok 2 things: first his facial expressions...👌👌🤣🤣 I love it when they imitate manga funny faces

Second... One of the things i loved the most in Sonic X was Vector Crush on Cream's mom Vanilla and I'm so glad they made this reference like he still has the crush as long as she shows up (by the way is it me or Vanilla looks hotter and hotter in this comics than her other apparitions? I am. Not. Complaining.😗💘) I think Vector is the oldest main sonic character (not counting Shadow, he is mentally 15) but Vanilla must be older than him, he likes women older than him uh 😏😏😏 like Knuckles... Jejeje Also he is great dad material.

(hey, that rooster is copying Vector style in necklace lol)

And my last ones cause this is getting long, like I said he is dad material, he would be a great stepfather for cream, to me he already has another kid anyway because I see him as Charmy's caretaker and Charmy has Cream age. Look how he is cradling him is his big arm 🤗🤗🥰 and... Another heartbreaking moment with our poor babygirl Belle just look how gentle and caring he is trying to soothe Belle and caressing her head🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺😭😭😭😭😭😭 nobody will change my mind that he would be the best Dad.

And that's all my love for Vector on this post, see you at the next one! 😘💋💋