obsessed w these racecar lookin motherfuckers tbh
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Yes, I don't believe the Bible is true, like basically at all.
But it's also the book I know best in the whole world, the one I've read the most times, the only book I have passages memorized in. I own five copies in four different languages. My dad read that book to me every night and then quizzed me on it. I know what that book says. And beyond that, I know and love people who believe that book is objective truth, and I know their religion is not founded upon principles of hate.
So if you think you can justify racism or transphobia or homophobia or xenophobia or misogyny with the words in that book, I suddenly am going to be very okay with defending something I believe is objectively false.
Even if I do believe that book is Just a Book, I am very willing to meet a bigot on the playing field that frames it as objective truth, and I can stand my ground there. I'm not going to be able to convince them not believe the words in that book, and that's not what I want from them anyway. What I want is for them to stop propping up their prejudice with a faith that I know for sure does not have to have any of that hate in it.
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minbin anon– LIKE SERIOUSLY ITS THE SIDE EFFECTS RELAY DANCE HAND HOLDING ALL OVER AGAIN– kiss now.
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hurr hurr I'm a human body hurr hurr I'm gonna solve all my problems using mucus
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Since you guys liked Marcille as Kermit that much, it seems fitting to thank you for my 12k milestone with MORE Kercille.
And this time, Miss Falin is also here.
Thank you so much again everybody! MWAH 💗
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stuck between "psychological horror statement" and "objectively the funniest thing you could say to your real flesh and blood dad" in the father's day card aisle
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"HATE. LET ME TELL YOU HOW MUCH I'VE COME TO HA-GURLGURGGU💦LGERGGU💦💦GERGUR💦💦💦💦💦💦💦💦💦"
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When I was a kid my family pretended to get raptured so I would think I was left behind on earth while they all went to heaven.
I was like 8 years old and my sister and mom had gotten really into the Left Behind novels (bible fan fic about the rapture). In the books when the rapture happened the clothes that people were wearing when they got raptured were left behind in neatly folded piles.
One day when I was getting home from school my family decided that they would leave piles of neatly folded clothes around the house, and then hide in the basement.
The intended effect was that I would get home and see the clothes then, think that my family had been raptured and that I wasn’t good enough to get into heaven… or something?
The problem was that I had never read these books, and didn’t really think about the rapture very often. There was no reason that I would see some laundry on the floor and think “The rapture happened and I’ve been abandoned by God! I’ll never see my family again!! Oh nooo!!!!”
I just sat down and watched cartoons and eventually my family got bored and revealed that they were all hiding in the basement.
It’s a good thing I didn’t understand the joke, otherwise that shit would have been traumatic.
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in the hour or so it took me to draw this op turned reblogs off
EDIT: reblogs are STAYING OFF. op was right and correct and i have never regretted making a post as much as this one. if you want to reblog my art you can reblog something else from my blog. or commission me, lord knows i deserve financial compensation for the nightmare this post has put me through
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can’t stop smiling in inappropriate situations
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so i recently got top surgery and this was on my discharge papers after a mild complication
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people are saying do it scared, but you also gotta do it alone. you'll miss out on so much you want to do if you wait til someone will do it with you. do it scared and do it alone.
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why yes I AM making boop gifs from screen recording
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