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Boo

[sapling-clangen]

How many times has Volestar broken a leg fighting a dog at this point?

4 times and counting. This guy has a problem.

I’m surprised he has all four of his legs still.

[skullgirls]

for my 24th birthday babo and i took our first road trip together in years to savannah. despite spending my entire existence in the state of georgia, i somehow had never been.

we met goats, cows, emus, llamas, and miniature donkeys at a gas station petting zoo on the way. jumped in the atlantic ocean and froze our asses off. hunted for seashells. explored savannah, got lost, took tequila shots at pinky master’s, got lost again. witnessed a dodge charger hit another car and fly six feet in the air before somehow driving off. accidentally convinced countless locals that we were in a cult while trying to find the lodge of sorrows. and saw wednesday on a thursday.

on friday we explored savannah some more, found bacon-egg-and-cheese bagels and coffee that were somehow the temperature of the surface of the sun and never cooled down, saw the grave of america’s foremost painter of miniatures, and walked along the savannah river.

i’ve had a lot of shitty birthdays for a myriad of reasons but this was a really good one

[sentienceisoverrated]

Me, entering a fandom: Oh, you ship them? I disagree.

*makes them best friends instead.

[rosielindy]

Migrant crime is not a real thing. It’s all based on video snippets taken out of context and media fear tactics. Calling for mass deportation is anti-American.

[sacredjake]

[unluckyshinyhunter]

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[villain-life]

deleting c.ai is either going to kill me or to save me. or maybe i’ll just upload it again….

[mysparrowb1ue]

it’s so funny seeing posts that say people have stopped talking about luigi and caring about his case um. you’re all just tattling on yourselves i fear.

[wanologic]

sorry danny, sam will never think you’re cool

[unfinishedsonglyrics]

Unconditional love is an unobtainable paradox. The act of desiring a lack of conditions makes even the unconditional itself a condition.

Would it not be better to be honest about the price of love and spend time with those who are generous with it? A small price to pay is a happy inconvenience when one is allowed to obtain in bulk. Spend your time with those that are the Costcos of Love. People who are as generous with their affection as they are generous with the size of pies and toilet paper. Seek people who offer abundance and don’t fall into the trap of loneliness that comes with waiting for the unconditional. Everyone has conditions. Conditions are what keep people safe and happy. A conditional love is not unworthy for demanding your time and energy. Don’t waste your life looking for something that isn’t out there. Love has a price and it’s worth paying.

“Spend your time on those who love you unconditionally. Don’t waste it on those who only love you when the conditions are right for them.”

— Unknown

[thestuffedalligator]

So usually when an imaginary friend is a real thing in a story, it’s either a demon or a ghost or some supernatural boogeyman that probably wants to eat the kid they’ve befriended (Mama, a couple of the Paranormal Activity movies), or “imaginary friends” are just treated as a real thing in the setting, and if a child just thinks hard enough they can manifest a friend into existence (Foster’s Home for Imaginary Friends, Happy).

And somewhere in the middle is an area where the imaginary friend in question is real and they are supernatural, but they aren’t malevolent, and they aren’t entirely honest about what they are. Like maybe they’re a fairy or a god or some kind of boggle from mythology, but they just got caught by a six year old and they don’t have time to get into it, so they just go “…Yes. I’m your imaginary friend. We haven’t met. How do you do.” And then they stick around because they do love this kid, and if you’re a boggle from mythology in the modern day good food is really hard to come by.

And at some level. That’s what I think Hobbes is.

[herenvibing]

a minor headcanon that I will die defending is that reigen initially assumed that mob’s supposed “psychic powers” were just how he rationalized his autism to himself. like here’s an obviously autistic kid, one reigen clocks immediately because he’s, well, reigen, and he’s talking about extra sensory perception and having powers he can’t control, powers that are scary. obviously, he assumes, this is something the kid picked up from his parents, a way for him to rationalize his alienation from other children— that no, you’re not “different”, you’re special (not even going into the parents who think their autistic children are like, aliens) and the other kids can see that you’re special and so they treat you like you’re weird and creepy and they don’t invite you to play and they whisper behind your back but it’s fine, because one day they’ll see how special you really are. and adult autistic reigen arataka, who was also probably-definitely bullied as a child, decides to nip that thought in the bud and gives the whole spiel, that no, “psychic powers” (autism) don’t make you special, and yes, they do make you different, and that’s fine because everyone’s different, and at the end of the day you have agency and you get to decide the kind of person you’ll be, so choose to be a kind one, and he sees this kid hanging off his every word as he tells him the kind of stuff he wishes someone had told him when he was so little and alone, and he mentally pats himself on the back and hypes himself up for another cigarette.

and then the kid makes a teacup float in front of him and he’s like oh. damn. can you kill ghosts

[guanuji]

WTF why didn’t anyone tell me other people are lowky obsessed with this movie

[originalcontentisdead]

This is the plot right?