#(i tried. god bless y'all who can sit through these games. i do not have the patience or attention span.)

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'Match-Up' for weird-questions-from-an-infp-t

Hey, love! It’s almost 12am and I finally finished. I was going back and forth with girls for you. I couldn’t choose. Lol. I ended up deciding on girls who were a little more outgoing. For some reason I just feel like they share a lot of similar interests with you, but, also, being outgoing would bring a little more spice to the relationship. Funny enough they both ended up being redheads. Lol.

Anyways, I hope you enjoy it.❤️

Assassination Classroom

Hinano Kurahashi *I ship y’all so hard.*

Relationship Song: Paper Rings - Taylor Swift

You guys went from ‘Childhood Best Friends’ to ‘BF/GF’.

You might be wondering how that happened and well...it just sort of did. You both ended up developing a crush on one another over time. You were nervous to tell her. You constantly were second-guessing if you ever stood a chance with her, but all that went away when one day she just leaned in and kissed you.

Hinano is like the Sun to you. The world can be a dark place, but Hinano, ever since Kindergarten, has always been the shining star in your life.

She’s a little more on the outgoing side, which is actually one of the reasons y'all became friends in the first place. She just walked right up and struck up a conversation with you. It totally threw you off at first, but you soon found out she was very easy to talk to, and well...the rest is history.

I could just see the two of you talking for hours on end about anything and everything. You have questions, she’s got answers (sometimes theories). It’s one of your favorite things to do together. Heck, it’s how y'all became friends in the first place.

Because of the ease of communication between the two of you, arguments rarely, if ever, happen. You guys are just so open with one another.

Now it isn’t uncommon for you to end up suppressing your emotions when you get stressed out. However, since being friends with you for years, Hinano is able to easily catch on to when you start to close up and is able to bring you back from spiraling into the darkness of your mind.

She tries to be that little bit of sunshine in your life. She knows that you do so much to be there to cheer up others that you tend to neglect yourself. She loves you and wants you to see how much you mean to her at any chance she can get.

You just want to chill out at home and watch TV? She’s down. Hinano loves to just chill out on the couch cuddled up against you. It doesn’t matter what’s on TV, either. She just loves being with you.

NGL. I think she’d be really into watching superhero shows/movies. I mean she’s trying to assassinate her teacher, after all. It might help give her some good pointers and ideas.

I can definitely see y'all bonding of superhero shows/movies. I mean Comic-con dates anyone? I could totally see her cosplaying, too. I mean, tbh, she’s really great at it. She’s a very artsy individual so I can see her spending months just working on putting together the perfect look.

Dates between you two mainly consist of just hanging out at home together, but you two also like to go out every now and then. Movies, amusement parks, etc.

Speaking of amusement parks, I could see you two winning plushies for each other. It’d just be the cutest sightseeing the two of you walking around with a multitude of plushies in your arms.

PDA:

I see you guys holding hands wherever you guys go. If you guys can’t hug each other you’re holding hands. I see Hinano being the one to always grab your hand and drag you somewhere. She loves dragging you along with her on adventures.

Hugs are just as playful. Whether it’s her jumping on your back in a surprise hug, running into your arms, or you hugging her from behind. Also, wrapping her up in your jacket is totally a thing. You guys just radiate such a cute, playful vibe when you guys are together.

Playful, sweet kisses (Eskimo, cheek, nose, etc.) You blush so easily so she loves to just randomly kiss you and watch your face turn red. Kiss her randomly and she’ll just smile brightly. She’s just so in love with you.

*I love them so much. It still breaks my heart, that their real-life romance was cut so short. Finchel.*

To be honest, Hinano is more likely to be the jealous one in the relationship. You’re very kind and sweet which tends to attract a lot of people your way, girls, in particular. You might not be very aware of this fact, but she does. You’ll know she’s particularly jealous when she starts to pout and become a little more clingy with you; mainly by hugging you. If you do happen to pick up on this, just hug her and give her your undivided attention. She knows you would never do anything, she just gets a little self-conscious, every now and then.

My Hero Academia

Itsuka Kendo (Battle Fist)

Relationship Song: Everybody Talks - Neon Trees

Much like with Hinano, I believe you guys would’ve been friends first before ever dating, which is how all the best relationships start. Let’s be honest.

Kendo is a little more spirited and isn’t afraid to put someone in their place if they’re being rude. Much like you, she just doesn’t like dealing with people’s BS. Let alone, letting someone else have to deal with BS when they don’t deserve it. (Monoma has some issues he’s working through. God bless him.)

You’re both very kind-hearted and are always there to help others. It’s almost as if it’s second nature for you guys.

I feel that because she had a bit more of a dominant personality that she’d help bring you out of your shell to new things. Not that you wouldn't anyways. I just think you’d feel more comfortable doing things with her. You guys just have this really solid bond.

She loves listening to your thoughts and ideas on subjects. Plus, she just loves talking to you. Her favorite moments are when a random question will just pop in your mind and you blurt it out to her, particularly if the question requires some forethought.

Date nights usually revolve around you guys playing video games together. I see friendly competitions, like Battleblock Theater, Mario Kart, etc. A particular favorite is Guitar Hero. It’s got great music and it’s a blast to play.

Speaking of music...You guys actually have pretty similar tastes. She LOVES ‘Queen’. Her favorite song, ‘Killer Queen’.

PDA:

While hand holding is still a thing with y'all, it’s not as much to the extent that it is with Hanano. Hugs, however, are. She loves to lean into your touch when y'all hug. Her most favorite position is sitting in your lap, leaning her back against your chest with your arms wrapped around her. She feels comfortable and at home in your arms. You’re her personal teddy bear.

In public, her kisses are sweet and playful. However, when it’s just the two of you alone she’s not afraid to grab your hoodie and pull you into her kiss. Now, if you're feeling adventurous, pull her into a kiss. She’ll become a blushing ball of putty in your hands. She’s a tough girl, but she’s also got a secret soft side that only you get to see.

Overall, you guys have a very laid-back, chill relationship. No jealousy. No insecurities. You guys just kind of vibe out together. You like similar things but also have your own personal interests. You guys have a deep bond, which comes from being friends, and a relationship full of love and support for the other. What more could you want.

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Never Doubt I Love

One Shot, Royal AU

Description : Prince James is to wed Princess Y/N of the neighbouring country after the war to try and strengthen their countries. Bucky is less than happy about it and is shamelessly rude to Y/N, one day she has enough.

Pairings: Prince!Bucky x Princess!Reader (platonic), Prince!Bucky x Natasha, Loki x Princess!Reader

Word Count: 4987

Warnings: mentions of war, arranged marriage, death, insults, swearings.

A/N: just had this idea in my head all day and I’m a sucker for AU’s. Hope y'all enjoy

Bucky hated her from the second he saw her. When she stepped out of the limo in front of the palace an instant disdain burned in him. He would say it was from how she dressed being so dull, or her hair and makeup seemingly so perfect to the point of she looked like a doll, not a real human being. Natalia looks real. She was by no means the most beautiful person he had ever seen. Natalia is beautiful. This, this was who his parents expected him to marry?

When they finally got to talking it only cemented his hate. He hated how proper and ladylike she was, a proper princess who knew all the curtseys and proper rituals, it was almost robotic. Natalia at least would talk like a real human being. She talked to his parents and said everything she was trained to say, nothing seemed real about her. Natalia has a personality.

As time went on and she would try talking to Bucky she would be able to talk circles around him, any insult he gave she was able to bat back in a moment. Natalia knew when he did and didn’t like being pushed. He didn’t like being outwitted, especially on his own turf. 

“You just hate her because you can’t marry Nat without giving your mother a heart attack.” Steve stated as he took a swing of his water. 

“No, I hate her because she’s the most boring and insufferable woman I’ve ever met, I would say human but I’ve met Sam.” Bucky commented back. 

The pair had been sparring and training. Steve was Bucky’s cousin and Head of the Royal Guard. The pair had been friends since they could talk, thick as thieves. They had gone to war together and by some miracle survived and came out stronger than ever. Bucky was the soon to be King, he had no reason to be training but some of the old army habits he was never able to kick. 

“She’s in a new country, a country she will soon have to rule, it’s a lot to take on.” Steve tried to get his friend to sympathise with Y/N. 

“Not my problem, now if we’re done here I’m going to see Nat.” Bucky retorted and walked away. 

“I’ll see you at the ball tonight!” Steve called down the hall. 

Bucky simply ignored him and kept walking on shaking his head. Of course Steve would have to remind him of that stupid ball, the one to announce Y/N’s and his engagment. Y/N had been staying in the palace for nearly over a month now, to try and not raise suspicion of an ‘arranged marriage’. Bucky had gone over his proposal speech about a thousand times to try and give it something to make it believable. Nothing worked, it all sounded robotic and cheesy to the point where the press would see right through him. 

This led to him sitting with Natalia in his bedroom trying to think of what on earth he was going to say tonight. The pair were both naked with only a sheet covering them, Bucky was sat by the window smoking a cigarette to try and clear his head. Natalia was going over what he had already written down so far. 

“-I love you to the moon and back’ oof.” Natalia laughed. 

“I know, I know, it’s awful and I’m about to make a fool out of myself in front of the whole kingdom.” Bucky huffed, stubbing out his cigarette. 

Natalia leaned forward and began to card her hands through his hair to try and comfort him. Telling him how some of it was sweet or how he could close his eyes and try to pretend it was her, he was proposing to. 

“Urgh, it doesn’t matter what I write how I can be any form of genuine when I’m proposing to an iceberg.” Bucky groaned holding his head. 

“Come on, she’s not that bad, Wanda speaks pretty highly of her.” Natalia offered. 

Bucky was so sick of everyone trying to convince him Y/N ‘wasn’t that bad’. Even Nat, apparently her and Y/N would often go into the gardens with Wanda for some form of a book club. Y/N knew full well what was going on between Nat and Bucky, she had told her in person and she gave Nat her blessing. Told her that she was simply doing right by her country and had no claim over Bucky’s heart. 

Bucky didn’t buy it, he was convinced Y/N was trying to play some bigger game. He was the only one in his conspiracy theory. 

“Nat I’m having to ask that bitch to be my wife, to stand by me, raise my heirs, how can I?” Bucky let out an exasperated sigh. 

“Because you’re a King and like it or not she is your Queen.” Nat tried to calm him. 

“Well right now I want to pretend that you are my one and only queen.” Bucky smirked and grabbed Natalia ready to ravish her again. 

So lost in the moment he had no idea Y/N was just right outside of the room, hearing their whole conversation. She had gone to talk to Bucky about tonight, about how to play in front of the press watching and just them in general. Y/N only closed her eyes and let out a small frustrated sigh as she marched back to her room. By the time she was just outside her room she didn’t know how or why but she was crying. Endless streams of tears seemed to be flooding and nothing she did could stop it, but why? Did she love Bucky? No, but at the very least she wanted him to respect her. Not call her a bitch or human iceberg. 

Rushing into her room she slammed the doors behind her. In her room were her clothes for this evening, a gorgeous gown with silver trimmings and heels to match. However the very sight of the dress made her feel sick. It was less of a gorgeous gown and more like shackles. As if she was submitting to a life of ridicule and hate from her husband. 

Falling to her knees she held herself for a second. It was never meant to be like this. It was meant to be so much kinder and happier, the life a princess was supposed to have. This however was the reality, cruel and ironic at every chance it had. 

Y/N wasn’t sure how long she had laid on the floor but she knew it had been a while and she would have to start getting ready. As she had been trained since birth, she wiped her eyes and gracefully rose from the floor, back straight and head high, thinking of all she would sacrifice for her kingdom. 

It was now only a few hours til the ball and Bucky still didn’t know what to say during his proposal. Anything he had down was tibits he had gotten from people Y/N actually talked to, like Steve or Wanda. However none of it sounded like him, he had always been vocal in the press, they knew how he talked. Defeatedly, he walked towards Y/N’s room knowing she was the only one who could fix this. 

Y/N had a way with the people, even Bucky couldn’t deny that. When the war was at its worst, it was Y/N’s speeches or public acts that seemed to give most of the soldiers and citizens hope. If anyone knew what the public wanted to hear it was Y/N. So Bucky now stood in front of her ornate door hanging his head. Letting out a frustrated sigh he knocked on the door. There was a short pause before a voice called him in. 

“Enter.” 

When he walked in he saw Y/N in her dress. It was a dark blue silk that was sleeveless, that seemed to hug her figure just right. She wore white silk gloves that had the most delicate lace and pearls wrapped around her neck. Bucky hated to admit it but he was speechless at the sight of her. Her hair was in a bun but a few loose hairs cascaded down her face shaping it perfectly. Her makeup was a lot more natural and her lips seemed to be the perfect shade. The more he looked at her the less and less she looked like the girl who first appeared in the palace. 

“Was there something you wanted to say James or are you just going to stare?” Y/N asked bringing him back to reality. 

Bucky coughed slightly and stood up a little straighter. 

“Ah yes, I came to talk to you about tonight,” Bucky began before Y/N let out a sarcastic laugh. “Something funny?” Bucky raised a brow to her. 

“Just surprised that you would want to hold an actual conversation with me is all.” Y/N spoke in that tone that made Bucky cringe. 

It was royal and regal, just the right amount of sweetness with the right amount of authority. No one had a voice like that unless they had been trained from day one. Bucky hated that even now she was playing mind games with him and talking so many circles around him his head could spin. But right now he had to let it slide because he really needed her help. 

“Look I need your help on conning an entire country that we’re in love.” Bucky tried to explain. 

“Love.” Y/N scoffed back. 

Bucky was now losing his patience. 

“Yes love.” Bucky’s tone was getting dangerously dark. 

Y/N however didn’t care, she had been pushed too far. She was too tired, tired of his arrogance, his childishness, his stubbornness and how he was convinced that Y/N wanted this. Especially when he didn’t know the first thing about her. 

“How can you when you hate me, god James I know you don’t love me and I don’t want you to but you could at least tolerate me.” Y/N exasperated, he was finally getting put in his place one way or another. 

Bucky went to argue back but Y/N was nowhere near done. 

“I tolerate you, I tolerate your lover, even befriended her but you can’t even look at me without insulting me, God, you think I want this? You think my heart doesn’t belong to someone else as well, at least you get to see your lover everyday.” Y/N ranted. 

So much information was coming at Bucky at once it was hard to process it all. His brain was almost on autopilot. 

“How does any of that help me write this?” Bucky asked. 

Of course, of fucking course, Y/N just poured her heart out to him and he still doesn’t care. Well now neither does she. 

“Say whatever the fuck you want.” Y/N yelled storming out of the room. 

Bucky was left alone in the room feeling uneasy. Y/N had never swore once in the whole time he had known her, not even with anyone. She had always tried to be the perfect lady but now that seemed to all go out of the window. Sighing, Bucky sat on Y/N’s bed and let his mind wander. The words Y/N spoke seemed to be playing on a loop until it finally hit him. 

 “You think my heart doesn’t belong to someone else as well”

It was about an hour before the ball was supposed to begin when Bucky finally found her. Y/N was on one of the balconies having a cigarette. He had no idea that she smoked, but she even made that look graceful. She seemed to be deep in thought, almost relaxed. However her little moment of peace seemed to be ruined when Bucky showed his face. She looked at him for a moment before turning away to look at the night sky. 

“So who is he?” Bucky asked, leaning on the railing. 

Y/N remained silent and took another puff of her cigarette. Her face was like a statue wanting to give nothing away. 

“Is he back in your country?” Bucky hummed. 

“He’s buried there.” Y/N finally spoke. 

Bucky looked at her in astonishment. Y/N had revealed one of her deepest secrets so casually he wasn’t sure if he was hallucinating. He tried to study her more to see if she was lying but he honestly couldn’t tell, until she stubbed out her cigarette. 

“His name was Loki and he was beautiful.” Y/N spoke softly with a sad smile forming on her face as the memories came flooding back. 

Thor was her usual royal guardsmen. He was a bit of a goof with more brawn than brains but Y/N got along with him just fine. Just like all the guardsmen in her country Y/N trusted them with her life. However one morning Thor greeted her before she went riding accompanied by a dark haired man. He was a lot shorter than Thor and paler. His eyes were an emerald green that seemed to be locked on Y/N from the second he walked into the stable. 

“Ah Thor, ready for our ride?” Y/N spoke enthusiastically

“Actually your Majesty will have the joy of my brother with you today.” Thor explained, gesturing to the man next to him. 

“Brother?” Y/N raised an eyebrow at him. 

“Adopted.” Thor explained. 

“Call me Loki.” The dark haired man introduced himself. 

“Only if you call my Y/N.” She replied. 

Loki instantly smirked at her. Something about the tone of her voice told him this was going to be fun. The pair saddled up the horses and were off into the royal woods. Y/N led the way and Loki had to try his best to not lose her. After about half an hour of riding Y/N finally stopped by a lake. Loki was exhausted and more than happy to have his own two legs on the ground. He practically collapsed off his horse and gulped some water from his bottle. 

“Anyone would think you didn’t want my protection.” Loki said breathily. 

Y/N only giggled at him and began to set up her camp. Loki noticed she was building a small fire, she then took out a metal can and took some water from the lake. With that she took out a book and a tea bag she placed into the can of water. 

“Would you care for some tea?” Y/N asked. 

Loki merely nodded and sat down beside her. The lake was beautiful, the water was so clear and glimmering, it seemed to show his reflection perfectly. The woods circled around them, it almost felt like he was in the eye of a storm. He glanced over to Y/N who was pouring him a small cup of tea. She was so beautiful as the light shone on her, regal, elegant. 

“What are you reading?” Loki mused as he took the cup. 

“Shakespeare's sonnets.” Y/N showed him the cover as her eyes went back to the pages. 

“Would you mind if you read them to me, I’ve always had a soft spot for his works.” Loki admitted. 

He wasn’t sure why he was telling her this but he felt like he could, he felt like he could tell her anything within a few minutes of knowing her. She had the air of comfort around her. Y/N nodded and began to read out loud to him. Her voice seemed to give the words meaning, as if before now they were just words on a page. The pair sat together like that for hours, eventually Loki began to read to her instead. They discussed and argued about what he truly meant when Shakespeare wrote certain rhymes. They continued to jest and tease each other on the ride home. By the time they got to the stable it was nearly sunset. 

“Thankyou for this today, usually when I go with Thor he gets bored after an hour and I have to head home.” Y/N smiled at Loki as she tied up her horse.

“Anytime, Y/N.” Loki replied smiling at her. 

Y/N wanted to scold herself for how her heart fluttered when he said her name. The two bid each other goodnight but the lingering glances were clear neither of them wanted to part ways.

Them running away to the lake quickly became a little tradition between them. Even if they could only have an hour there they would wake up at the crack of dawn or dead of night to simply be in each others company. It was one of the times when they both had busy schedules the next day so they were in the dead of night Y/N’s head laid in Loki’s lap by the lake. The moonlight shining down on them. The soft neighs of horses and gentle lapping on the lake could be heard. It was the most peaceful thing Y/N had ever experienced. 

“Doubt thou the stars are fire;Doubt that the sun doth move;Doubt truth to be a liar;But never doubt I love.” Loki spoke softly

Y/N nestled into more as his words rang seemed to lull her to sleep.

“Love maybe we should head back, the sun will be coming up soon.” Loki reminded her. 

“Just a few more minutes.” Y/N sleepily mumbled back. 

Loki couldn’t help but chuckle at her sleepy stubbornness. To be completely honest, he didn’t want to leave either, this was their little sanctuary, away from their duties, the fear, the pressure. But they couldn’t hide away forever, Y/N especially would never abandon her people like that.

“Alright Love.” Loki spoke softly. 

He leaned down and kissed the top of her head. By the time he finished reading the page Y/N was asleep. Her soft snores and gentle eyes closed. Loki wanted nothing more than to see that sight every night, to have her fall asleep in his arms every night. But she was a royal, the princess no less and he was not. It didn’t matter though, he had this and it was enough for now. 

“What happened?” Bucky asked. 

“The war happened.” Y/N replied. 

She had to hold back the tears as the memories played on in her mind. 

Loki had agreed to meet her at the lake early that morning. They both needed it, the war had just begun and they were both on edge. The war had barely begun and Y/N was trying to think of ways to end it. Meanwhile Loki was more scared for Y/N’s safety than ever, scared she would end up performing some act of Martyrdom just to end the war. 

Loki and Y/N had ridden in complete silence to the lake. It was weird, usually their ride together would be filled with teasing and discussing whatever book they were reading. This however was uneasy and uncomfortable. Too much was on each others mind for them to just be themselves. 

However once they reached the lake and Y/N had made the tea it was as if everything outside those woods no longer existed. Y/N laid her head on Loki’s shoulder and he began to read aloud to her, pausing occasionally to make a remark about it or flirt with Y/N. To which she would merely giggle and kiss his cheek to tell him to keep reading. 

It was one of those moments when Y/N went to kiss his cheek did he turned so to catch her lips with his. Loki dropped the book and wrapped his hands around her waist. Y/N had hers around his neck as she deepened the kiss. The two only broke apart for air, resting their foreheads against each other. 

“I’ve missed my Love.” Loki spoke breathlessly. 

“I’m sorry, I just want this war to end.” Y/N admitted guiltily. 

Y/N noticed how Loki’s face turned slightly when she mentioned the war, as if there was something he needed to tell her about it. No, surely not. 

“I got my draft letter yesterday, I ship out in a few days.” Loki almost hung his head in shame. 

Y/N broke apart from him. This couldn’t be happening, no she wouldn’t allow it. She had given almost all of herself to her people, to the crown but they couldn’t have Loki. 

“No, no, no.” She rambled pacing up and down but the lake. 

“Love.” Loki called trying to soothe her. 

“No, I won’t allow it, I decree it as the Princess of this land you will not set one foot out of the palace grounds.” Y/N tried to sound strong, use her authoritative tone so Loki wouldn't argue. 

But it was to no avail. 

“You think I want to leave you, but if I stay on your orders, what will people think?” Loki explained. 

“I don’t care what they think, I’ll marry you, you’ll be their king and adore you.” Y/N pleaded, tears welling up in her eyes. 

“We both know that’s not how this works.” Loki sighed, he hated to see her cry. 

He hated any form of sadness she had to endure. He hated how she would never be able to let it show, always internalising it and keeping it hidden. She only let her emotions go when she was with him, which made all of this hurt even more. 

Slowly he walked over to her and held her close. She sobbed into his shirt until no more tears could physically come out of her. Even after that Y/N still held him close, afraid that the second she let go he would be gone. 

“Promise me that you’ll come back to me, that no matter what happens you will come back here to this very spot.” Y/N’s voice was crackled and strained from the crying. 

Loki knew he couldn’t truly promise her that, but nonetheless he did. 

“I promise, Love.” 

Y/N watched him get shipped out. She went in disguise to kiss him goodbye on the dock. Tears were in both of their eyes. She used her spies to give him love letters and gifts of books with their favourite passages circled. Loki saw the work Y/N was doing and the speeches she made in the papers and on posters everywhere he went. He had never been so proud of her, she was truly going to make a wonderful Queen. 

It was the very last year of the war when Thor knocked on her door in full uniform with that damned letter and dog tags.No body could be recovered, there were too many hidden among them. She had locked herself into isolation after Thor had told her the knews; Simply wanting to be alone with her books and memories. Then her maid came and dropped breakfast by her door while slipping a letter under the door. 

Y/N walked towards the door and picked up the letter when she gasped at the handwriting, it was Loki’s. She felt almost feral as she tore it open, instantly checking the date, it was from three weeks ago, two weeks before…

To My Dear Y/N

I miss you my love, miss you more than you will ever know. I’ve seen your face all around the city, in the papers and although I am proud of you it does make my heart ache, a constant reminder of the distance between us. 

It is something I can bear no longer. Which is why when I keep my promise to you I will meet you at our spot and march into the palace demanding the King to make you my wife. I know I am no prince or lord but I am yours and I hope with everything in my being you are still mine. You are the only thing that makes this war worth fighting for and we both know it is drawing to a close. So please just hang on a little longer my Love. 

Soon we will have all we can desire; we will be wed; we’ll have children and take them to the lake. You will splash them in the water and then we’ll dry them while we read them stories with tea sat round the fire. Until then we will just have to read our stories apart, me around the fire here and you in front of the fire there. 

All my love, 

Loki. 

“I took his dog tags and the letters he wrote me,put them in a box and buried them by the lake, In the spot where I would always light the fire.” Y/N’s voice shook a little, she had never told anyone where she hid the letters before.

She couldn’t take them with her, if anyone ever found them there would be hell to pay. Burying them seemed like the only option and what better place than in their sanctuary. After she buried them she swore that she would never visit the lake again. About a week after she was told by her Father that she would be marrying Prince James within the next year. 

Bucky had listened to her story and his heart broke for her. He remembered all the times he thought he would never see Nat again while out in the trenches. All the time he was under heavy fire and prayed for some miracle to get him out of it. It made more and more sense now why she had such a hard time opening herself up to new people, especially him.

“I’m sorry, I get it now.” Bucky spoke softly. 

“Thankyou.” Y/N replied offering him a small smile. 

“Did you two have a favourite story in the end?” Bucky asked looking up at the stars. 

Y/N was honestly touched and surprised he had actually been listening to the story. 

“Hamlet I think, it was one we could talk about endlessly.” Y/N smiled at the memory of them. 

With that Bucky excused himself. Y/N simply thought he was allowing her sometime to herself before the big night. For the first time in a long time she let herself think of Loki and not feel too distraught about him.

The ball finally came around. All the Ladies and Lords, prime ministers and ambassadors seemed to be there. Y/N even got to finally see her Mother and Father, she knew she couldn’t but she wanted to so desperately run into her Mother's arms and stay there for the whole night. Instead she merely curtsied to them and shared a few dances with her Father. 

The party seemed to be in full swing, everyone took turns dancing with Y/N while they waited for Bucky to actually arrive. First Steve danced with her, always the gentleman, then Sam, then Pietro who kept remarking on how beautiful she looked tonight and if ‘Barnes screws up I’m more than happy to take his place.’ When Y/N was finally all danced out she sat down at one of the tables with Wanda and Natalia. 

“Do you think Bucky isn’t coming?” Wanda asked concerned. 

Nat and Y/N shared a look. Bucky had always been emotional and brash that after his and Y/N’s talk he could have decided to call off the whole engagement. As much as Y/N wished Nat and him could have a happy ending Y/N had to put her country first. Worry began to spread between the three when suddenly. 

“His Majesty Prince James.” The announcer beconned. 

Y/N looked up the the top of the room to see James and finally arrived. They made eye contact across the room and Bucky came practically bolting down the stairs towards her. Everyone watched the Prince cautiously, knowing what tonight was going to be. Bucky reached Y/N’s table and leaned down towards her. 

“Close your eyes and imagine his voice.” He whispered in her ear so only she would hear. 

Taking a fork and champagne glass he tapped the two together and the crowd instantly went silent. Bucky shot Y/N a look almost saying ‘Do you trust me?’. Y/N simply nodded and Bucky got down onto one knee as Y/N closed her eyes trying to remember Loki’s voice.

“I’ve never been good with words so I’ll leave summing up my love for Y/N to someone who is far better at it than me. Y/N, Doubt thou the stars are fire;Doubt that the sun doth move;Doubt truth to be a liar;But never doubt I love. I love you more with every book we read and every fire we light, will you do me the honor of becoming my Wife and my Queen?” 

“Yes.” Loki

Bucky got up from one knee and placed a small kiss on Y/N’s cheek. 

“Thankyou.” Y/N whispered back at him. 

The whole crowd cheered as the sight of the newly engaged couple. It turned out all those hours Bucky had been gone he was reading Hamlet trying to find the quote Y/N had mentioned when she told him about Loki. It was the start of friendship between Bucky and Y/N and understanding. That no matter who they gave their hearts to, their country would come first. A fondness grew between them over the years, they paved the way for a long and peaceful reign. When Y/N reached the age of 86 she passed away, Bucky buried his Queen back in her homeland by the lake she had told him about, along with a marked grave stone for Loki. The gravestone read, ‘Never Doubt that I love’.

[leverage-ot3]

notable moments from The Mile High Job

leverage 1.08

Nate: We need a key card.

Eliot: And I hate to say it, but you know who we could really use --

Nate: Don't even say his name. I don't want it spoken aloud

eliot begrudgingly admitting they could use hardison because although they may bicker all the time, he knows to appreciate him

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[Leverage Headquarters]

(Hardison is watching a microwave, which dings)

Hardison: Yeah, buddy!

(he tries to pick up the pizza pocket but it is too hot and he drops it)

Hardison: Damn it!

(he blows on it and picks it up to eat it, then takes a watering can and heads out of the kitchen)

why do we (and parker and eliot) love this fucking idiot so damn much ???

- - - - - 

(Hardison walks through the offices watering plants)

he’s such a nester + he’s probably watering parker’s plant too which is adorable

- - - - - 

Eliot: All right.

(open the door to the hall to find Parker waiting)

Parker: So, what are we waiting for?

Eliot: How does she do this?

Nate: I don't even ask anymore.

Hardison: Don't bother with the stairs. I got you a ride down.

(elevator dings and they enter)

we love to see parker defying all laws of physics and logic and the team being baffled by it e v e r y time

- - - - - 

(Nate, Parker and Eliot run into the lobby, headed for the door)

Nate: No, it’s right behind us, it’s right behind us!

(guards put their hands on their guns)

Parker: It’s furry, it’s big, it’s chasing us, get down now!

(they grab Sophie on the way out the door, leaving the guards confused)

Nate: Come on, we need to get to the airport, now!

that’s actually a really clever way to escape a situation ??? it was very effective to distract the guards ???

- - - - - 

Hardison: What I.D.s have you got on you?

[LAX Airport]

Nate: Let's see...

(team begins looking through their pockets)

Nate: We got, Peter Davison, Sylvester McCoy, and I have a Tom Baker. Yeah.

Sophie: Ooh, yeah, I have a Baker. Sarah Jane.

[Leverage Headquarters]

Hardison: Perfect. I now pronounce you man and wife. (typing on keyboard) Now go on and kiss that bride.

[LAX Airport]

(Sophie hands Nate a ring that he places on her finger)

hardison bases their ids on doctor who characters, what a fucking nerd

also, we gonna talk about how sophie carries a bunch of different wedding rings with her at all times or ???

- - - - - 

Sophie: How did you both know there'd be an extra uniform in the bag?

Nate: Everyone knows flight attendants are required to carry extra uniforms in case they get called to work unexpectedly.

Eliot: Or if something happens to the one that they're already wearing.

Sophie: How does "everyone" know that?

Nate: Worked airport security.

Eliot: Slept with a flight attendant

sophie being exhausted + eliot never mentioned the gender of the flight attendant so let my bi heart dream okay

- - - - - 

(security guard opens Nate’s luggage to find many BSDM items inside. Nate gives Sophie a look)

Sophie: What? We needed luggage. Lost and found.

Nate: You didn't check the bag first?

Sophie: We were in a bit of a hurry. (to guard) Yeah. Cuffs are his. Whip's mine. (slaps Nate’s butt) Second honeymoon.

Eliot (picking up his bag): Idiots.

me watching this scene: part horrified part secondhand embarrassed 

- - - - - 

Hardison (on computer): Let's see what we can learn about Nathan Ford today. Online poker? Online chess? Sudoku. Crossword. What... Damn. Somebody needs to get laid.

y i k e s

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[Coach]

(Parker on P.A. while another stewardess demonstrates)

Parker: Place the mask over your mouth and nose and breathe normally. In the event of a water landing, your seat cushion can be used as a flotation device. But let's face it, if this thing goes down in the water, more than likely the impact will kill you. 

(Eliot grabs the bridge of his nose while the other passengers get alarmed)

Parker: Please take a moment to locate the nearest emergency exits, because if this plane's on fire, you're gonna want to get out quick. Jet fuel burns at over 1,000 degrees. That's hot, folks.

Eliot: All right, Nate. We're here. Now what?

eliot looks exhausted like 300 different times during this episode

+ bless the other flight attendant that just carried on with the crazy white chick being crazy over the speaker 

- - - - - 

poor eliot with the guy sleeping on him, he’s so exhausted already lmao

- - - - - 

Steve: Nothing. It’s just... I could've sworn I saw a maintenance guy get in that elevator.

Hardison: A- A maintenance guy? Wow. Real nice. I bet you think we all look alike.

Steve: That's not what I meant.

Hardison: You know what -- If I have to go to one more of those damn sensitivity seminars, I know who I’m blaming.

Steve: No, no, no.

Hardison: I know who I’m blaming.

Steve: It's not what I meant.

Hardison: I blame you! You! (walks away)

hardison using societal tendencies of racism is iconic every (every) time

- - - - - 

(Eliot gets up and begins going through luggage in the overhead racks. One of the passengers watches him suspiciously)

Eliot (to passenger): Can I help you with something? Watch the movie.

what would you even do in this situation ???

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Marissa: I know. It's just -- It's like a placebo effect. It's not really working, but it makes you feel better anyway.

Parker: Yeah? So, when's that supposed to kick in? (she moves forward) Look. Flying isn't really all that scary when you think about it. I mean, there are a lot more likely ways to die than on a plane. Car crash, house fire, electrocution, drowning, autoerotic asphyxiation. I mean, the fact is, death haunts us every day. No matter where we are.

(Parker smiles and moves away)

Y I K E S

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Hardison: You kidding? Did you get the new expansion pack? Woman, I was up all night. Now, look, I mean “Burning Crusade" was great, but this new one is mind-blowing.

Nate: Hardison…

[First Class]

Nate: …you bailed on the job because you were up all night playing a game?

[Genogrow Break Room]

(Hardison turns aside and opens a cabinet door to hide his face)

Hardison: First off, "game" is hardly adequate, okay

hardison is DONE with them not taking his “games” seriously ,,, also LMFAO that’s why he was late 

- - - - - 

Hardison (opens door): The meeting's starting, sir. (closes door)

Haldeman: What meeting? (sighs and puts on his jacket)

that is such an effective tactic tho ???

- - - - - 

Parker: Hatbox full of Euros, pouch of uncut diamonds, and a stolen Stradivarius. Now, I’ve never lifted one of those.

Nate: Parker..

let! her! steal! it!

- - - - - 

Eliot: Ms. Devins, those payments were not made in error. They were bribes. He was trying to pay off the researchers so they would not testify.

Marissa: What are you talking about? What the hell is going on here?

(Parker sits down next to Marissa)

Parker: The guy in 1D wants to kill you. Ginger ale?

Eliot: Just – sh-she--

that poor lady is NOT having a good time

also eliot looks sO DONE WITH PARKER LMFAO

- - - - - 

Eliot: Erlick's a pro. He had a ceramic knife. If anything was going down, he'd sniff 'em out when he saw them coming.

Nate: How would they do it?

Eliot: Easiest way? Take 'em out in transit.

Sophie: You mean bring down the plane they're on?

(everyone looks at her pointedly)

Sophie: You mean bring down the plane we're on?

Nate: Yeah

that’s interesting meta to know but we hate to see it

- - - - - 

Nate: Okay, Parker, I -- Parker, I need you – (to Eliot) All right, we got to talk to Erlick now.

[Plane Bathroom]

(Dan is still unconscious on the toilet as Eliot and Nate come in)

Nate: Geez!

Eliot (patting Dan on the face): Hey!

(Dan does not stir, Eliot sighs)

Eliot: When I knock people out, they tend to stay knocked out.

Nate: Hey!

(Nate taps the guy on the face)

Nate: Luggage tags.

(they search Dan’s clothes and take his luggage tags. Eliot grabs the ceramic knife before they leave the bathroom)

eliot doesn’t fuck around lmao

also he did the flippy thing with the knife

- - - - - 

Hardison: Parker, the device you found -- is it anywhere near an orange box?

Parker: Yeah.

[Haldeman’s Office]

Hardison: Oh, god. They tapped into the black box.

[Cargo Hold]

Parker: No, no, it's not black. It's orange.

[Haldeman’s Office]

Hardison: Yeah, the black boxes, they're orange.

[Cargo Hold]

Hardison: Makes them easier to find in the debris.

Parker: Oh. Oh…

[Haldeman’s Office]

Hardison: They've hacked into the flight's computer, which means they have access to the system, which means they can spoof the black-Box data all at the same time.

[Cargo Hold]

Parker: Crash the plane without anyone knowing it was sabotaged.

[Haldeman’s Office]

Hardison: Exactly

that’s terrifying

- - - - - 

Nate: Listen to me!

[Haldeman’s Office]

Nate: You can do this! I trust you!

(Hardison looking very unsure of himself)

[Cockpit]

Nate: No matter how many times you goof off or screw up, you always come through in the clutch.

[Haldeman’s Office]

Nate: You're the only guy I can count on in a situation like this.

Hardison (cracks his neck): You know what? I-I-you... You're right. 

You're right. I got this.

[Cockpit]

Nate: Yes! Yes! Yes, you can!

Hardison: You're right. You're -- I'm the man.

[Cargo Hold]

Hardison: I'm the man. I got this. I'm gonna do this.

hardison is amazing and they need to appreciate him more

- - - - - 

[First Class]

(Nate and Eliot stumble into seats and belt up)

Nate: Sophie?

[Coach]

Sophie: Yes?

[First Class]

Nate: You okay?

[Coach]

Sophie: Yeah. You?

[First Class]

Nate: Ask me again in 10 minutes.

[Coach]

Sophie: You're gonna remember this one, aren't you?

[First Class]

Nate: Oh yeah.

everyone else on the comms: ,,, y’all have to flirt right this second ???

- - - - - 

[Haldeman’s Office]

(Hardison watching footage on the Internet of the plane landing)

Announcer (on monitor): …emergency landing on the seven mile bridge…

Hardison: Whoa! (gets up and dances) Baby! Unh! Age of the geek! Smooth! Too smooth! Lord, I was so scared, I wanted to cry, call my mama. Y'all cool? Y’all cool?

Nate: Yes, cool.

Hardison: Family. All right.

hardison is baby + HE CALLED THEM HIS FAMILY !!!

[raisingsupergirl]

When 2020 Hands You a Staycation, Make... Everything

My family was looking forward to our trip for months. My mom was going to take all of us to a beautiful cabin at Kentucky Lake. It would have been the first time we've all gone on a family vacation in literally decades. And man, did we need it. But, of course, we forgot to consider the 2020 factor. So, literally days before we were supposed to leave, the air conditioning went out in my truck, my grandma broke her hip, my grandma-in-law was diagnosed with a terminal illness (and passed away soon after), and my mom tested positive for COVID-19. And so, in a twist of fate that we all should have seen coming, our vacation turned into a staycation. And this is how mine went…

Like any respectable week stuck at home, my family's started with donuts. And the food just kept coming all week. It was my fault, really. I decided I'd play Master Chef, and so I cooked and I cooked and I cooked, from scratch. Fettuccine alfredo, sushi (x 2), all the grilled things (including my world famous ribs with homemade BBQ sauce), breakfast yummies, pizza (for my wife's birthday), and Sunday piña coladas. We can't forget the Sunday piña coladas. My family will back up my claim that it was all wonderful (even if my wife complained about all the weight she gained), but if I'm being honest, by the end, I was a little sick of cooking. Okay, a lot sick of cooking. And that unexpected side-effect was kind of the theme of my week.

Along with cooking, I kept the Martha Stewart Living dream alive by starting an elderberry tincture, bottling up some flavored alcohol I've been working on, cleaning my fish tanks, fixing my wife's shower, and spending three days power spraying All the Things—little honey-dos and creative projects to keep my mind and body busy, to make me feel like the week wasn't completely wasted. Unfortunately, that mentality royally backfired. You see, the thing about projects is that there's an endless supply of them. There's no finish line to the things that need doing. And once you start digging into the pile, you realize just how deep it is. And then you quickly realize how little time you have left to do them before you have to go back to work for another year. At least, that's what happened to me, which tinted every day with this little feeling of desperation, like I wasn't in control of my time, my work, or my life. And as I got further into the week, I started feeling a little worthless, like none of the things I was doing, had done up to that point, or would ever do again, meant a gosh darned thing. And that kind of thinking is a royal bummer when you're on vacation, let me tell ya.

By the final Sunday, it got to the point where I was sitting on my back porch with beautiful weather, good music, a colada in my hand, my amazing wife by my side, and my kids squealing in the kiddie pool, and all I could think about as I stared up at the fluffy, white clouds was, "Why do I feel so bad?" And then I felt bad for feeling bad. At that moment, my life was perfect. So why was I searching for more? Why did I feel like I hadn't done enough on my vacation—enough work, enough relaxing, enough memory making? I'd done my best all week to stay in the moment and be appreciative of my abundant blessings. But for some reason, it hadn't helped. I'd kept dreading my return to the "real world" despite a pretty stinkin' successful staycation. So what was it? What was bothering me about that perfect week? Well, I can be a little slow sometimes. The obvious often eludes me. Remember the first paragraph of this post? The one where all the bad things happened? Yeah, I guess I had tried to bury that reality instead of deal with it. And there ain't no amount of sushi or power spraying or piña coladas that can bury 2020.

It's strange that it took me going back to work on Monday to gain some real perspective. The thing I had been dreading was the very thing that saved me—that helped me appreciate everything about my previous week spent at home. Not because work was bad or hard. Quite the opposite, actually. My first day back was busy, I felt scatterbrained, and I was thoroughly exhausted when I got home. But it felt great. Getting back with my patients and co-workers, doing what I knew so well how to do, falling into a rhythm. It all helped remind me of who I am and what all I'd learned from my staycation (yes, I'm repeating that ridiculous word to annoy everyone who hates it). And, as it turns out, I learned quite a lot.

First off, I do actually love my job. I love helping people (even if they exhaust me). I love what I do and who I work with. I get burned out from time to time, but there's no other career I would rather do on a full-time basis. It offers a sense of fulfillment and stability that I've never appreciated until now (which has also given me a greater appreciation for all those people stuck at home in quarantine. I guess putting your life on hold isn't as amazing as it sounds…). Secondly, I love my family. There are some real memories from this past week that I'll never forget. Those lazy afternoons in the back yard with my wife while my kids played in their tiny pool. The mornings getting sunburned at my six-year-old's soccer games. The movie nights, laughs, and cuddles. Oh so many cuddles. Despite the craziness and heartache looming just outside our little pocket universe, my family and I really did make the most of it. Oh, and the last thing I learned? When making homemade pizza sauce, don't add baking soda to lower the acidity and then mix the resulting science experiment in a sealed blender. That is, unless you're looking to redo your kitchen.

On the bright side, my wife figured out what she wanted for her birthday—a new blender! That, my friends, is what you do when 2020 strikes. You make lemonade out of lemons. Sure, tragedy continues to weigh on our planet, our country, our society, and our families. Yes, my grandma's hip is still broken. Yes, my family lost a wonderful woman last week, and the world will always be just a little darker for that loss. Yes, the pandemic continues to rage. Yes, my county is second in the nation for active cases, which means full protective equipment and precautions at work every day. And yes, I'm going to have to pay a few hundred dollars to have my truck's air conditioner fixed. But you know what? My mom has been essentially symptom-free as she battles the Virus Which Shall Not Be Named. In fact, she's been out doing yard work. That's the epitome of making lemonade, folks. And this past Monday, on my wife's birthday, just when I was starting to feel bad that she hadn't had the special day that she so greatly deserved because I had to work and then drop off my truck at the repair shop, something kind of neat happened. The summer rain cleared away, and a promise revealed itself—a rainbow, tip to tail. God's reminder that he's watching over us. That there is always an end to the heartache. That no darkness lasts forever. And that, even in the midst of it all, there is beauty. There is laughter. There is hope.

So keep hoping, y'all. Better times are coming. It might get choppier before things start smoothing out. The school year and the winter are going to be challenging. But it won't be the end. "If you're going through hell, keep going," seems like wonderfully appropriate advice. So let's keep going, together. Let's remind each other what we're fighting for. Let's keep praying and taking extra time to help each other out. Showing kindness and patience when both seem to be in short supply. Oh, and remember, if you're thinking about ending it all by adding tomatoes and baking soda to a blender, just say no. Instead, maybe take a deep breath and power spray a smiley face into your sidewalk as a gentle reminder that it’ll all be okay.

[capsiclesdoll]

Colors

GIF ARE NOT MINE!

Characters: Steve Rogers, Reader, Peggy Carter, OC!Male Joseph James Rogers

Word Count: I don't know.I lost track.

Warnings: Language, stalker!reader.

A/N: So first of all, I'm not really confident about the way I write. English is not my first language so please go easy on me. I love to write but I still have to learn more things to perfect my writings. You'll see when you read my work. Okay, enough of that. So the reason why I did write this is because I wanna share my work with you guys. I got inspired to write this while listening to Colors by Halsey. If you haven't heard that, please try to give it a try. It's one of my favorite songs from Halsey. And also, I hope this will shock everyone at the ending of the story and I hope you like my work. So, let's start and enjoy reading! 💜

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You were sleeping peacefully in your bed, dreaming about the things you wanted to do with him when the sun peeking through your curtain, which made you open your eyes. You groan and blinded for a second and look around the room your at it. You sit and your back at wall behind you and adjusting your vision so you can see perfectly. You stared at yourself in the mirror and the side of your lips went up and thinking it's a brand new day to start your routine. You jumped out your bed and headed towards the bathroom and do your thing. You hum as your wash yourself and close your eyes thinking of his face. Oh, how you love his face every morning. How the sun touch his perfect skin, and those lovely eyes where you can see the galaxies in it. God, how you wished to held by him. And the way his smile at you takes away you breathe. How you long for his touch.

As you dream about him, a loud knock on your door interrupt you from dreaming. The knock went louder and you can't help but to groan annoyance. You hurridly turn off the shower and wrap the towel around your body. The knocks continue and you swear if that person won't stop knocking, you're ready to throw anything at that person.

"Just a second!" you shout and angrily open the door. You froze in your spot when you saw the person who's been knocking at your very loudly. You hurridly composed yourself and gave her a smile.

"Mrs. Rogers, h-hey! What are you doing here?"

God, what is she doing here? It's too early for this. You can't help curse under your breathe and compose yourself again. God, you hate the way she startled you.

"Hello dear. I'm so sorry for short notice but the boys and I are up early and we decided to invite you to eat breakfast with us. I'm pretty sure the boys will love your company, dear."

Your eyes immediately sparkled when she mentioned them. Your mind immediately picture him in your head drinking his morning coffee, politely talk and sneakily give you his breathtaking smirk. God, you can't wait to see that. You face Peggy and thank her for inviting you. You face Mrs. Rogers and smiled widely at her.

"Oh! I'd love that, Peggy. Please do come in and let me just finish my bath so we can join the boys." You offered and Peggy accepted it. You excused yourself and headed towards the bathroom. This is gonna be a great day today.

As you two walking, Peggy starts telling the story about her son James, which is your boyfriend about his childhood. As she continue her story, your mind is somewhere else. You didn't pay attention because you're not interested. It's rude but you're not in the mood to hear her voice. It just irritate you a lot. When she's glancing at you while still talking, you smiled to her and acting like you're listening. You just let her. Finally, the two of you reached the entrance and you immediately took a picture using the camera your holding and pointed it towards your boyfriend and his dad.

As you finished, you hurridly run down towards the boys and James immediately gave you a kiss on your lips earning a laugh from his father who's watching you two with a happy smile. Soon after, Peggy stands close to her husband and you lift your camera to capture their kiss. You smiled at them and sat on your chair. The four of you starts talking about your day and Peggy raised her hand to call a waiter so the four of you can start ordering your breakfast. Peggy and James ordered tea and bread, while Steve ordered a heavy meal, which you also ordered.

"You sure you can finish it doll?" Steve questioned and you gave him a nod.

"Of course, I can. I'm a big girl now, you know." you replied and gave him a wink. Laughter erupts around your table as your boyfriend James gave you a kiss on your cheeks, and Peggy and Steve gave you two a genuine smile.

As the four of you wait for your food, James challenged his father, Steve at tennis. Whoever wins gets a picture with you, which to your surprise. You immediately shook your head and suggest that the winner can get a picture with Peggy but to your surprise, the three of them insist that the winner takes a picture wih you and you had no choice but to give in. You looked up and you saw Steve stared at you for a second and immediately turn his attention back to his wife. What was that?

Finally, after finishing the breakfast. It was the start of the challenge. But before all four of you decides to head towards the court, the boys excused themselves first and headed towards the men's room, which leaves you with Peggy. As Peggy continue talking, you excused yourself also that you need to fix yourself before heading the court. Peggy gave you a smile and you run towards the ladies room like your life depends on it.

You smile widely as you snap another photo of him. You look at the photo and you can't help but to bring it to your lips and kissed it. How you love that lips of him. As you continue to snap a photo, your eyes widened when he start lifting his shirt and as for you, you squirm and trying to calm yourself even it didn't work. You hurridly took a shot and another shot and you would do anything to touch him. You were busy looking at the photo when you heard his voice making you tear away from the photo and God fucking damn it, you silently pray that his thing would fit you. You took a shot again. Every inch of his body. From his eyes, nose, lips to his nipples, muscles and down to his legs. You stared at your photo again and admiring it. He is the real definition of Adonis, and you were sure that you'll feel that perfectly sculpted muscles around you. You're very sure of that. Your head snapped when you heard them walking towards the door. You immediately fix your things run towards your room. You decided to arranged that later and you headed towards the court, and of course not forgetting your precious camera. You're gonna fill the notebook of yours with the pictures of him. You were so glad that your boyfriend insisted you to come with them. A smile crept up to your face as you began to snap another photos of him. It was always him. God, you just love him so damn much and want so him so bad.

A week later after the wonderful weekend with the Rogers, you are back again with your daily life. Which means, the life of a student and your daily stalking of him. Yes, it was creepy but you really can't help yourself. You're too deep in love with him. The school ended up early because of the big game of your school, which you really don't care. Now, you decided to stalk him instead and capture a bunch of pictures of him. You immediately gathered your things, ignoring the call of your boyfriend in the hallway and you run towards the secret place where you can watch him creepily.

You bring your camera to your eyes and capture a photo of him. You can't help but to bite your lips as he run down his hand down to his body. He cupped his crotch and release a fucking sexy moan that also made you touch yourself. Good thing they suspend the class early. He began to unzip his zipper and his dick immediately flung out of his boxer. God, he's big. God bless america for that. You snap a photo of it and lay it down to your side as you began to rub yourself, imagining his lips into yours. You had to stop yourself from moaning loudly, for him to not catch you. He stroke his huge dick and pumped it fast. He groan and you wished you knew what made him jerk himself out of nowhere. This is the fifth time you catch him doing that and it reslly made you curious. As you two began to feel that you're close, he fasten his pace and you were too. In a span of minutes, you both came and you feel yourself that you're going to pass out. You silently fix yourself and when you turn your attention to him, his gaze towards where you're hiding was intense. You froze on your spot when he smirk at you. Fuck.

Fuck.

Fuck.

He knew. He knew you're watching him. He knew that you're hiding. He knew it was you.

He turn his gaze away from you and clean himself. He fix his things and with the last one look, he gave you again an intense look that made you gulp and turn away and walk towards the door. When you heard the door clicked, you didn't know what you're gonna do. The sweat run down to your temple and you're fucked up now. How will act in front of him? You wiped the beads of your sweat and immediately fix your things and lock yourself in your room. You need to lay down. Maybe days or weeks. This is not what you're expecting today. God, you were so fucked.

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A/N: I decided to cut this in two parts. I don't know if y'all going to like it but I tried my best. Feedback is appreciated. You guys can judge my work, I don't bite. Thank you for reading! 😊

[ts-2020-olympics]

Episode 17 -  “Bamboozle Me Faster So I Can Go To Sleep” - Sarah (FINALE)

Okay so Caeleb went out last round by a 4-3 vote against Sarah, in which, was surprised Sarah got that many votes, as I had thought Stoner was getting the votes over Sarah from the other side.  End of the day though, didn't really affect much, as target still went to jury, although was by far the toughest vote yet that I have had to make, as I really do personally like Caeleb, he was just too big a threat to be keeping around.   Now, I made the final 6, got a jigsaw immunity to try to win, or at least, one of myself, Stoner, Sarah or Tommy win this immunity, to keep the power on our side.  Then, my ideal this round would actually be Eve going over Kevin, but, I have a feeling my side will probably want to rather target Kevin.  So, will see what occurs, and go from there.   If anything, might even do a vote split if one of us 4 win immunity, but time will tell.   Anyways, it's surreal to believe that this game is almost over, and hoping to make final 5!

well........ y'all its a sad day, caeleb went home last night, 4-3 myself and eve in the minority with him, and its not looking too good for us. BUT WAIT RIGHT THERE.... i wake up and look in my bag and my CINNAMON APPLE CAELEB GAVE ME THE LEGACY ADVANTAGE !!!!! this acts as an idol at the final 6 which means I'm not going home !!!!! This is an incredible feeling but it still only gets me to the final 5, I have to play out from there until the end. I'm in a tricky situation with eve who I trust, but with this immunity being a puzzle i think if i really tried i could have a good shot at winning but do i risk winning 2 immunities in a row and THEN on top of that playing an advantage?? my threat level would increase SO MUCH, but it might be what i need, i dont see myself in the position to make any big flashy strategic moves in this end game, meaning i have to make a statement some other way to the jury. But do I risk losing the last 2 immunities?? It's an incredibly tough call that I have to make before i would like because i work through the challenge deadline and the first 2 hours of tribal, so i really need to get my shit together soon. I'm a lot of things but a quitter is not ones, im not in an ideal position but at least im in any position, better this than ponderosa. I just have to make the best move WHATEVER that is, and hope that it pays off in the longrun. Do i pitch a final 3 to tommy?? Would he take me to the end? Do i try and rekindle with sarah/stoner or do I bank on my relationship with darcy is enough to keep me in? So many factors, so little time, so many possibilities. Survivor gods please be on my side. Please. 

Eve I love you and you're great, but you pushed way too hard to know what my vote was, then tried to vote me out. Even if I'm a goat, I'm not THAT stupid 👀 Also. Even if I don't get individual immunity, I fuckin LOVE PUZZLES 

I can't believe I made it to the finale after this crazy season but it's no time to slow down I'm in the Final 6 and I need to keep playing hard because now I can be in a vulnerable position after flipping last tribal. I just need to make sure I don't go home tonight, or Darcy, or Stoner. Right now I think I can potentially win if I get to the end with the people I'm planning to so I just need to keep trying my hardest to stay afloat in this game, keep moving towards the goal and doing my best. Hopefully I end up on top! :) 

CHRIS IS VOTED OUT

Final 5 and I feel like I already lost the game, but as long as they keep me I'm going to keep fighting until the end and try to win at final tribal council if I''m able to survive. I think if I can survive tonight's Final 5 tribal I have a really good shot at making it to Final 3 so it's all about making it to Final 3 at this point because I need to be there to have a shot at winning. 

BAMBOOZLE ME FASTER SO I CAN GO TO SLEEP. But hey last tribal was spicy as hell idk how I keep being so stupid STONER YOU FOOL. I'm voting Darcy because I'm salty about being lied to, if I get voted out this round I'm ok with it because I made it this far anyways and I think I played an honest ass game. I'd rather go down with some dignity and no sense of moral turmoil and guilt (cough cough stoner) than go lying through my teeth to people I kinda like talking to. Also I watched tribal at 2am and never went to sleep again and am moderately delirious so catch me on no beauty sleep tonight only <3 

IM IN THE FINAL 5 BUT MORE IMPORTANTLY I WON IMMUNITY AND IM IN THE FINAL 4, BY 1 FREAKING POINT!!!! god bless...... i didnt confess last round so lets jump back... actually i might've but not after that TRIBAL. So basically i won immunity and had the legacy advantage which meant me and eve were in the final 5, but not everyone knew that, when i did my talking it seemed as though the consensus was DARCY... or so i thought, but either way I didnt want darcy out which meant I had to do something, despite eve wanting darcy too with my legacy advantage being the key component to that whole round I knew stoner had to go home after our last conversation together, practically threatening me and telling me im a big threat and im gonna go home, all while cockily saying he's not going anywhere, and continuously talking about how keeping him is good because he's gonna do what's "convenient" but guess what stoner, you can't reason with convenience, so he had to go. so I told eve we should do stoner instead, the threat of him having an idol had been around since the final 7 and with next round the last time to play one and my legacy being good until 6 i was in a tricky spot, so I swapped mine and eves votes to stoner and luckily they split they're votes somehow for some reason and after eves 2 were cancelled the vote was 2-2 which could have ended up as a tie but with myself and eve both SAFE we had nothing to lose to campaign at tribal why stoner should go and how we aren't going to flip our votes, in the end it worked and 4-0. After tribal i approach sarah considering her allies just blindsided her to which i am presented with the idea that she wants DARCY gone, cracks were already forming which is JUST WHAT I WANTED, i knew stoner was the glue holding sarah and darcy together if at all considering each of their relationships to him, so cutting him out broke the ice on the darcy vs sarah fued. Fast forward to now, i win immunity after a STRESSFUL FUCKING DAY OF THIS CHALLENGE, but i won so im GRATEFUL. Anyways it seems like people still wanna do Darcy, tommy and eve included, HOWEVER, if i had it my way tommy would go home tonight, he's a big physical threat and if FIC is a pressure cooker I don't see myself beating him, and if i can use this to keep darcy on my side and potentially protect me if eve flips on me at four then thats great, if not that then darcy and sarah can continue to be at each others throats while me and eve go to the final 3. 

DARCY IS VOTED OUT

SARAH IS VOTED OUT

Tonight is final trial! I need all the luck I can get, tonight it the determining factor that will show who the winner of this long chaotic season will be, stay tuned!

FINAL TRIBAL COUNCIL TAKES PLACE

Well tonight after final tribal council it feels like I have no chance, I was thrown off by nicole (Rightfully so) and didn't know how to recover. Ive learned how Egotistical and how much of a bully people see me as. I really dont see a point in winning a game if people think im those things. I really hope kevin gets his second win and joins the ranks of 2 time winners, he really deserves it, hes so kind and has been typing to me while i was crying after that all. To say the least, I dont know what else to say in this game, I had a lot of fun getting to know people. I played hard, but unfortunately I guess I need to do some self work from the sounds of it. Maybe I'm just taking Nicoles speech about me to hard, but i really thought me and her made up. Clearly, theres still some things that need to be discussed between the two of us. I never meant to hurt anyones feelings, put down anyone, or make people feel like they where beneath me, but I guess i did, and I have to own that now. This game really has reminded me of why 1) I am in this community because of the AMAZING PEOPLE ive met and 2) Why i need to take a break from them, because at the end of the day, I clearly have a lot to work on to make sure im not an egotistical bully, for some reason those words stuck with me more than anything else that was said tonight. Thank you monty and gage for the AMAZING season and the good times, sorry if my game was not as good as it could be. I feel like ive crawled my way up from the bottom so many times. And here I am sitting at FTC, feeling on the bottom again. 

[jlf23tumble]

Birthday recap: the wind makes nice waves

Hey HEY, three of my very favorite people on this hellsite have birthdays this week, so buckle up for a variety of visual gifts in their honor! Let's kick things off with the tail end of leo season and a very happy birthday to this fandom's best graphic artist, Sam (aka @thewindmakesnicewaves​). Her talents are simultaneously a burden, a curse, and a gift, but she's the unsung hero of the Harry Styles hydration alert when all I can find are scraps of text. She's also one of my very favorite taggers because she consistently makes me choke on various beverages, and for that ALONE, she should be saluted and feted throughout the land. HAPPY BIRTHDAY, SAM!!! <3333

I hemmed and hawed about what this present should be (various members of the D carrying far too many things? lots of hydration moments??), and then it hit me: a recap of the iconic interview that birthed Sam's URL, the moment when Liam Payne's hyperspecific nonsense about being scared of helicopters while surfing prompted Harry Styles to observe that he should (in essence) get over it because the wind makes nice waves and Louis "you do talk some shit in interviews" Tomlinson to respond with a seemingly genuine, "That is true." GOD fucking BLESS. Let’s check it out under the cut!

Like all of One Direction’s interviews, this one's fairly short (12 minutes) and well worth your time if you're bored and/or truly want to ponder spray tans versus real tans (Harry is code-orange GLOWING). Somewhat unrelated, is there only one French man who can interview them whilst in France? It took me an embarrassingly long time to realize that Cauet is a PERSON, not a media conglomerate, and maybe they were interviewed by other French journalists back in the day, but he was there for some pretty key moments, like this:

and this

and this:

and considering that he WAS there the day of the Paris interview, his question about Harry having a wife and a dog sometime soon during HS1 promo was extra hilarious (clearly Harry still has lots of gimmicky bullshit to do, lmao, help me, Jeffrey):

As ever, you can read a transcript, but I always vote for taking a kit-kat break and watching it for your own damn self: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CQ5sI0vgO3U. Here are some highlights to look out for:

There's a bunch of randomness about the French guy's pronunciation of “Made in the A.M.” and his opinions about “Perfect,” the new single that he's not too keen on (bastard), but he can't resist the face of tan!Harry prodding, “C'etait fantastique?” and who COULD? Mon dieu!! He's using past tense perfectly well, so stop it with this “the only French I know is me and my boyfriend went to the cinema” bullshit, my god, do I wish I had the power to gif anything, Harry's smart-ass face when he asks, the host's bashful response, sigh

Twin flames, y'all...the amount of times Niall tries/fails to follow Louis's lead, so...close!

But i feel for Niall because Louis low-key edges him along the entire time, what with the quiet asides, inside jokes, nudges, etc. (curse these lack of giffing powers!!)

The French guy wonders aloud how he can directly get the hot goss about when they'll be in France next (or in French-speaking regions), and petty Virgo Niall sarcasts that he'll give him his direct line [nail chew, chew]

“Five albums in five years, has time flown by? Or are you just taking your time?" Harry blathers on about how it feels like a long time ago, but it feels really quick and they're proud etc. etc., and I truly wonder if any of them ever wake up in a cold sweat about any of it, like, answering the same questions day in and day out

This is my vision of a sequel to one of my fave fics, “One day to believe in you,” by Mediaville; they’re together now, and Harry wears Louis’s cursed necklace during interviews as a low-key joke since it doesn’t have the same effect on him:

“Can you tell if a song is a hit?” Liam likes really strong album tracks, which earns him a really strong look from Louis and Harry lmao...Harry “doesn't really know, music changes so much, what people like changes so much, but that's what makes it so exciting” (I sincerely hope ”Medicine 2: I Blue You” comes through for me and Rubia)

With the crazy pace, “Do you wanna just chill?” and of course they do, my god, next question. “Where are you gonna go?” There's mention of the south of France, but another quiet aside provokes a Harry scold, so did they actually do it?? (no...yes...we’ll never know):

There’s a lot of talk about tours, money, the sound of the album, the fans, but it’s kind of boring to type compared to the rest of the exciting bits here, so I’ll spare us all

Next up is an awkward segue into how much French they know, the tee and the swing, mouth along if you know the words, and the truly funny bit is Harry acknowledging that the sentence itself doesn’t make much sense, really, but someone’s there with a solid assist:

MAYBE A BIRTHDAY OR SOMETHING

But then we get to the main event, what they’d do if they had an hour of not being famous, and Liam talks about going surfing alone because of how scary it was in Australia with all the helicopters in the air, and this whole moment is such an ASIDE, like, you'd never hear it on first blush, you'd be way more focused on Harry and his boyfriend’s cinema date, yet here we are, the helicopters kick up a lot of wind, the wind makes nice waves, and that is certainly true:

(Fwiw, Niall would go to a football game and sit in his regular seat; ditto Louis)

What interview in this era doesn’t mention Zayn’s departure? We all know the script, this time delivered by Liam, and the host makes his case for joining as the fifth member (Louis thinks the jacket works in his favor; I think they need to hire someone who can use better pictures than what’s in the 1D calendar):

There’s a contest to speak some French and win a snowglobe, and they’re all so in need of ANY kind of challenge to stay awake during this type of rote interview that they all perk up and move into competitive mode. Liam’s actually the most worked up about it, but he loses to Niall...no worries, though, Harry’ll buy him one (I have better ones in my bathroom, I’ll just give him one, what is this budget on this show???):

...and in the words of triumphant snowglobe winner Niall Horan, I “hope you have fun,” Sam!!

[lokiarsene]

like yesterday, here's a bullet list of my thoughts for episodes 18~21

thoughts on episode 18:

oh no, it's the beach episode.

-- i really like how they show the way the PT take care of futaba. ren patiently cleaning up her room in between hours at the florist, them playing vidya with her, or just having lunch together in montage moments is very sweet. it makes me wish the anime had much slower pacing, more slice of life-y kind of drama.

-- watching yusuke, ryuji, and futaba lose their freakin minds over good curry is VERY relatable.

-- i still don't understand why ann and makoto thought that a two piece frilly bathing suit was the way to go with futaba. a one piece that she could wear under a long wrap or a hoodie would've made so much more sense... but >male gaze

-- have i told y'all how fucking tired i am of the sexualization of the teenage girls in p5 yet, and how it is one of the several things that fuckin ruined this game for me

have i?

well here it is again

none of the previous games were as bad as this b t w and p4 had one of the dungeons be a STRIP CLUB.

-- yusuke and his lobsters are wonderful.

-- oh god i forgot COMPLETELY about the whole 'mental shutdowns' thing in this game's plot. i think because it's all so pointlessly convoluted. p3 had something similar but even there it was just people turned catatonic for weeks on end when the monthly boss-shadows drew near.

i think the reason i find this so hard to understand is because from p3 to p4 the rules of shadows didn't really change so much. p3 had the persona users go up against shadow bosses; p4 had people confront the shadows within themselves, either accepting them completely (which then turned into persona), or the shadow 'absorbed' the person and ran rampant as a monster. neither of those rules really contradict each other, but in p5 personal shadows for persona users are gone completely, and how you deal with other people's personal shadows doesn't even involve them being present to complete the merge.

mona says that persona users can't have palaces, but persona users in 4 could and DID have 'dungeons' within the shadows' worlds. these dungeons dealt specifically with what was at the core of the shadows' emergence--a deep secret and a hidden truth that caused the shadow to grow, a place that was a replica and a distortion of reality based upon that suppressed truth. so that sure sounds like a fucking palace to me.

so....................... unless there's like, multiple realities folded into our own, and persona users can only access certain ones.................. i'm just super confused.

like, i know it's because the rules change game to game, but p3 to p4 didn't have any contradictions, and p2 didn't contradict anything in p3, either. it just went from a full party of wild card users to a singular one.

-- i'm glad ann's getting a little screentime here. i was just thinking about how other characters' development was lacking after makoto and futaba got so much focus.

-- mona's so sweet to ann ;-; now that he has a human form in p5r, i hope they become really good friends. she needs a kind guy friend that'll be reliable~ plus he makes her laugh.

-- sojiro talking about the anniversary of wakaba's death is......... really interesting........ considering that screenshot of futaba sitting next to a woman with the exact same haircut as her "deceased" mother.

-- ren reassuring mona that he absolutely has to be human, that he will return to who he used to be once they figure out what's happening in the metaverse is jsut jdfklasd

AND HIS LIL ROUND OF APPLAUSE WHEN MONA TALKS ABOUT ALL THE THINGS HE'S GOING TO DO TO KEEP THE WORLD SAFE ;-;

AND THAT SHOT OF HIM SLEEPING CURLED UP ON REN'S STOMACH

AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

-- listen i know mona isn't rly a cat but he's the BEST cat

thoughts on episode 19:

oh it's the hawaii episode.

-- man what the hell kinda budget do these school's got that they can just go overseas with dozens of students on a yearly basis? that's impressive.

-- ryuji: "whoa, awesome! ..... i don't really get it, but awesome!" fjdsafds okay that got a laugh outta me. good one, ryuji.

-- ren: "i'm excited, too." (said in a monotone) fjklsadsl BLESS THIS BOY

-- ren's FACE when he learns that futaba installed a spying app on his phone and can hear him/see pictures he takes is...... kind of hilarious. especially if you have the headcanon that he and akechi send dumbass snapchats to each other a lot--which i do. and which you do now, too.

-- mona's depression is ten times more sad because he's a cat okay :c why they gotta make the cat so cute

-- ren, ryuji, and ann's lil sleepover is adorable. especially since ann chastises ryuji for not knowing one of the basic rules of a sleepover: if you start talkin' about your crushes, you gotta start with your own~ thems the rules lads

-- rip principal bloatneck.

-- honestly that truck shoulda at least TRIED to stop.

-- "A LO HA." goddammit that's adorable

AND HE GIVES THE LEI NECKLACE TO MONA FJDSKFJDSKL ren you're so SWEET.

-- I TOTALLY FORGOT THAT MONA CALLS SAE "ONEE-NO-NIIJIMA" FJADSKLFJDSKL ahhhh it's so cute.

-- the PT targeting okumura, who is essentially the dave thomas with political ambitions of the persona 5 world, is far funnier now that i phrase it like that.

-- ANN, OF ALL FUCKING PEOPLE, SAYING THAT THEY PROBABLY BROUGHT THIS RECENT TROUBLE ON THEMSELVES, IS A FUCKING STUPID WRITING DECISION. I CAN'T BELIEVE SOMEONE DIDN'T LOOK AT THAT AND GO, "ANN WOULDN'T SAY THIS. ANN HAS NO REASON TO SAY IT." god. lmao PLEASe let p5r be a goddamn second draft.

-- mona's totally right that ryuji's just concerned with getting popular and his dick wet. like,,, that's why this argument only made me hate ryuji more than i already did. he gets pissy when mona points out the truth.

god he sucks lmao

I'M SORRY I'M SO SALTY YOU GUYS

LOOK I'LL SAY SOMETHING NICE: SAE AND AKECHI ARE COOL

-- i really like how guarded akechi's face looks in his conversation with sae, and how off his guard he looks when she tells him that she's not going to hold back, especially since the culprit is doing such dire, awful things. he's not exactly surprised, but he's definitely uneasy and shaken by what he hears. which makes me wonder who he’s really concerned for--himself, or for ren (and the PT by extension, but akechi only really seems to care about ren, so).

the reason i like that is because the okumura arc in p5 is really where akechi's mind starts its downward spiral. principal kobayakawa's death obviously rattled him, especially since the only reason the principal died was because shido saw him as useless and disposable, something akechi is desperate NEVER TO BE. and it's that + what happens with okumura that really kicks him over the edge.

i hope p5r will give us the chance to pull him back from it. he deserves a better chance than the game's subpar writing gave to him.

thoughts on episode 20:

-- ren wakes up in a panic because he thinks he sees mona on his bed ;___________;

-- goro snoopin' on the PT's LOUD, TOTALLY CONSPICUOUS conversation in front of okumura foods' HQ is kind of adorable if you remember he clearly loves star wars (HE HAS A LIGHT SABER), and the camera cuts to his face right as they're talking about big bang and outer space lingo.

-- oh, haru. i really wish you were the black mask. that would've been so much cooler--and an actual twist. her total hopeless panic about being a beauty thief could still be a thing (because it is actually endearing), it'd just be an act. but that's me talkin' fix-its again.

-- i really like the scene of haru defending mona to the PT on the rooftop, then cutting to show just how strained her relationship is with her father. she exists to be useful to her father's ambitions and nothing else, and that scene really drove home just how painful that is for her.

-- REN TWIRLS HIS HAIR BETWEEN TWO FINGERS WHEN HE'S DEEP IN THOUGHT. AHHHHHHH I FORGOT HE DID THAT

-- oh hey remember how the game went through the trouble of showing how haru's fiance is a sexist, violent, animal-hurting piece of shit and then promptly failed to actually separate her from him in game (i think you only can do that in her s-link?? the s-link you can barely finish in your first run of the game??), and in t hEN SHOWED HER IN THE CAR WITH HIM LATER, LOOKING HORRIBLY UNCOMFORTABLE?

god this story makes me so fucking mad lmfao STOP PUTTING GIRLS IN PHYSICALLY OR SEXUALLY VIOLENT PERIL AND NEVER ACTUALLY ENSURING THAT THEY'RE SAFE, YOU DAVID CAGE LEVEL OF HACK BULLSHIT WRITERS.

-- ryuji running into the attic, all worried about mona, with a first aid kit, is..... very good. very good and endearing. good on you, ryuji.

-- haru gently encouraging mona to tell the truth is also really good. idk if i just missed it in the game or what, but i really like how she's presented in the anime. she's like a counterpart to ren--soft, sincere, observant, patient, yet she's made of pure steel beneath all that.

thoughts on episode 21:

-- WHY WAS HARU'S GRANDFATHER GIVING COFFEE TO A FIVE YEAR OLD

-- haru, the reason your father's heart grew twisted is thanks to capitalism. you gotta change the heart of capitalism.

-- not to be all poochie here but whenever akechi isn't on screen, all i can ask myself is whERE'S AKECHI?

-- HOW CAN I TAKE THE EVIL DAVE THOMAS SERIOUSLY WHEN HE'S DRESSED LIKE FUCKIN MEGAMIND?

-- okay see this is where i'm thrown completely out of the story or even really liking haru. haru just listened to her dad's shadow saying he would PIMP HER OUT TO HER FIANCE WITHOUT A SECOND THOUGHT. and she still is just like ~no i want him to go back to being kind~

bitch are you nuts

are you NUTS

youR DAd SHOULD DIE AND YOU'D BE BETTER OFF

CONSIDERING HOW THE GAME GOES, YOU ARe BETTER OFF

god. i'm getting so mad again lmao

-- ren approaching haru to point out that if the truth of her father's crimes comes to light, she'll forever be associated with him (and with all the harm and ruined reputation that brings) is, once again, further reminder of just how... damn good ren is. he doesn't hesitate to speak from the heart nor does he ever fail to listen to someone else speak from theirs.

-- also not for nothing but uh

how did the cops not like

figure out how the PT phan-site was set up within the first few months and track it down to mishima? was that ever addressed at all?

-- honestly another reason why i get so fucking mad about this okumura stuff is the game goes SO FAR OUT OF ITS WAY to make you feel BAD that he died, when he was by all rights a fucking shitheel monster, yet when akechi dies it's like 'oh well. that sucked.' fuck off, atlus. the death of a greedy, heartless CEO isn't more sad just because his gaslit daughter is conditioned to be sad about it.

i understand that a large part of the shock after okumura's death is because the PT don't know if they did anything wrong. but okumura was in no way a good person. he was in no way a person whose redemption overruled all the hurt and harm he did. that has been the case for EVERY PT target before this, so why the fuck is okumura suddenly so different? why SHOULD he be?

the difference between him and, say, akechi is that okumura et. al. all made those choices on their own to do terrible things. they delighted in it, they enjoyed it. but akechi, much like futaba, was forced into a cycle of self-destruction--it’s just that in futaba’s case, her self-destruction targeted herself, and akechi’s was quite literally weaponized and used against others. he approached shido as a young teenager and was then used by him for years.

a teenage boy being used as a magical hitman by his shitlord father is far more deserving of sympathy and redemption than grown adults who willingly make the decision to harm, abuse, and prey on others. but no, the game didn’t want to do that.

this is another big problem i have with p5's second and third acts: it's so tonally dissonant and sloppy. it's like they didn't try to actually be as rebellious and hellraiser-y as the first act WANTED to be, and it all ends up being such a limp-dick shriveled mess of "let's fight against this rotten society!! ......... as long as it in no way actually upsets anyone or does any REAL change." fuck off lmao

that's not me even commenting on the "twist" and how it needed to be explained MULTIPLE TIMES to the player for it to make any sense.

and it still doesn't make sense to me btw.

so that's another thing i hope p5r fixes.

-- rip evil dave thomas megamind.

-- akechi floating the idea to sae that the phantom thieves had nothing to do with okmura’s death is............................ interesting.

[yujachachacha]

AWM 2017 recap

Things I saw at AWM today plus some bonus content I was informed of by other attendees of the event (roughly in chronological order):

Cinderella Girls

- I know next to nothing about this series except that Rin and Uzuki and that Love Laika duo are popular yuri ships lol.

- I already forgot their setlist OTL sorry I’d probably remember if I listened to some of their songs again. I think they performed 5? STAR, GOIN…uh…

- They pretty much spoke Japanese the entire time and were impressed that the audience seemed to be following along well despite that.

- They did a live skit or something? They showed clips from the anime(?) for each character and had them read a script live. Was pretty cute.

- Lit songs of the set list: YES PARTY TIME (is…is that the right title lol I just remember screaming those words a lot), and of course their closing song Onegai Cinderella.

- Okay to be exact all the songs were exciting but those two were particularly lit. iM@S songs have somewhat difficult calls (at least compared to Aqours) but those two songs are pretty easy to follow along with for wotaing even if you’re not at all familiar with the series.

- They performed one song I wasn’t familiar with because it wasn’t on the AWM Day 0 fan-compiled playlist nor the CG callbook _(:3 」∠)_ I believe this was one of their opening songs, so I started off the concert vaguely waving my KB and chanting “HAI HAI HAI HAI Uhhhh I don’t know the calls for this OOOH HAI OOOH HAI”, thanks for carrying the rest of us, Producers 👌

- Okay a friend has told me that song is Yumeiro Harmony? RIP.

Wake Up, Girls!

- 6 songs performed: Tachiagare!, Koi? de Ai? de Boukun Desu!, SHOUJO KOUKYOUKYOKU, Beyond the Bottom, 7 Girls War, Gokujou Smile. I…already forgot the exact order of the songs, but I *think* at least the first two are in the right places. Beyond the Bottom was close to the end iirc.

- I watched a grand total of 3 episodes of the anime plus the first movie so I’m not particularly familiar with the series, but I got attached to Minyami…to no one’s surprise lol, she happens to be the character whose image color is yellow and has a “nya” catchphrase 🙃 I screamed whenever she got a solo part she’s so cute aaah

- Mayushii is such a good singer holy fuck, kinda reminds me of a super-ikemen Emitsun (except ever since I saw a niconama of her crying hysterically over a horror game I can’t take her seriously :3c).

- They were saying things about having the audience smile or something as a lead-in into Gokujou Smile lol

- They tried to speak a bit of English, but it was mostly basic stuff. They were cute. :)

- I broke a UG (Ultra Green, the green version of a UO/Ultra Orange - which y'all might be familiar with from Snow halation) for Tachiagare and I lost my shit because Shukamod couldn’t find her UG, and she ended up breaking like 4-6 UBs (Ultra Blue, for songs like KoiAqua and MIRAI TICKET) unintentionally in her frantic search for one before I took pity on her and gave her my spare lol.

- SHOUJO KKK was motherfucking lit, everyone lost their shit at the hips great choreography and deep voices.

- Lowkey sad that they didn’t perform 16 sai no Agape because it’s the first WUG song I knew (thanks to King’s ANiUTa playlist) but I don’t have any complaints about their performance tbh. They are really, really good dancers and Mayushii’s singing is so damn ikemen I died.

- Everyone else in ONIBE was 🍝 for Yoppi lol.

- 15min intermission afterwards.

Walkure

- Only 2 members performed but it was still lit~

- These two are so talented??? The audience (me included) completely lost their shit at Ikenai Borderline.

- Shukamod probably had a good laugh at me screaming shit like “OH MY GOD JUNNA IS 16 HOW TF IS SHE THIS GOOD WHAT AN IKEBO HOLY SHIT”

- oh yeah, setlist…uhhh…also can’t recall the titles from the top of my head, but Ichi Do Dake no Koi Nara was one I remember. Really good song holy mother of god.

- Friends have reminded me that there was 5, and the first song was Koi Halation, other was Bokura no Senjou, and also supplied the title of the last song (I know the calls but not the title lol).

- In the MC, JUNNA and Minori talked about how they were really impressed by the American burgers. They wanted recommendations for more delicious burgers and several people in the audience had to start a chant to help them remember. They started to say McDonald’s and everyone screamed in horror until they eventually caught on that people were chanting “In N Out” lmao.

- They spoke so much Engrish bless these kids

- For the MC before the last song (Run ga Pikatta Hikattara), Minori was trying to teach the audience the call for it and was pleasantly surprised when the audience automatically did the call once she started singing a specific part of the song without her having to spell it out for us. What do you take us for, casuals? >:|

- All the solo parts were done by Minori…dunno if that’s normal but that’s what I noticed ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

Aqours

- These are somewhat arbitrary numbers but it seemed like that the audience was made of like 25% CG fans, 10% WUG fans, 5% Walkure fans, and then the rest were there for Aqours. Possibly even more for Aqours, since I saw an insane number of people wearing the caps from the You birthday set lol. I even spotted someone cosplaying Ruby from the recent Time Travel set on SIF, holy shit how did they assemble that costume for AX so quickly… Anyways, of course the entire theater went wild when Aqours was finally up to perform.

- Like for their Christmas minilive and 1st Live, the members entered 1 by 1 through a splash screen introducing their character by default member order (i.e. Chika-Riko-Kanan-Dia-You-etc).

- To no one’s surprise, they started with Aozora Jumping Heart. @saitou-shuka and I were pretty much screaming our hearts out from the start. Shukamod broke a mega UO during Shukashuu’s intro lmao.

- They were wearing their MIRAI TICKET outfits and their set list basically turned out to be almost identical to their ANiUPa setlist.

- MC (member introductions using their standard character speeches e.g. Kanan going “I guess my appeal point is my muscles?”) after Aozora. They went down the line in the order Aikyan-Furirin-King-Rikyako-Anchan-Shukashuu-Suwawa-Arisha-Ainya.

- They didn’t do their call and responses (T_T) and I noticed that right away when Aikyan went into her introduction, so after she finished speaking I screamed “OHAYOSHIKO” and a few people copied me, I think? Me and Shukamod ended up shouting the call & responses before or after each introduction lol.

- Aikyan mentioned that this was her first time in America with Aqours, and when King did her introduction she sounded so smug going “This is my second time zura~~~”

- Rikyako mentioned that this was actually the first overseas performance for Aqours (which I already knew but it’s still cool to be reminded again) and everyone was hyped.

- Screamed a lot during Shuka’s intro RIP my voice.

- Suwawa started her self-intro and forgot what her lines were partway through so we had a good laugh when she went “Eh, nandake?” all of a sudden lol.

- People were cheering loudly for Arisha partway through her introduction, so she shushed everyone and then went “suki” and everyone lost their shit again.

- Ainya is so tiny omg what a shiny smol girl

- I made the resolution to be the American version of that one guy who always screams “AAAAaIiiNYAAAaaaAAa” at Aqours lives, and according to Shukamod I did a pretty good replication of it :3c

- Rikyako and Suwawa were in charge of the English language MC and their English has gotten really, really good holy crap. Only complaint I would have was the line “Let’s enjoy with us!” (should be something like “Let’s have fun together” or w/e), but their pronunciation and speed were godly. Both spoke a lot, but Rikyako in particular was really active in repeating stuff said in Japanese into English.

- Ainya was really clingy with Arisha lol I don’t remember which MC it was during but Ainya kept hugging Arisha and stuff lol

- Rikyako then said that the next song would be from their first single and everyone got hyped for KimiKoko.

- SHUKA LEAPFROG IN HER MIRAI TICKET OUTFIT WOOHOO SEEING IT LIVE WAS WILD

- KOIAQUA AFTERWARDS WHOOOOOOO SHUKA’S DANCING WAS SO GOOD!!! Also according to some people in other seats there were some audience members who were doing the “IE TAIGAAAA” calls for this song 🙃 Shukamod and I each broke a handful of UBS for this of course haha

- Another MC/small break afterwards! Furirin did that routine she always does at Aqours lives where she suddenly collapses and asks if she can have a water break lol is this gonna be a regular routine now?

- SHUKA ACCIDENTALLY TOOK ANCHAN’S BOTTLE AND FLAILED AND SAID SOMETHING LIKE “OH NO I DRANK SO MUCH OF CHIKA-CHAN’S WATER”

- MIRAI TICKET was announced as the Ep 13 insert song to be performed next! It was fun breaking out the UOs and UBS for this song too~ The “we say yousoro” part was of course enthusiastically screamed by all the You fans in particular o7

- Surprise song Yume Kataru yori Yume Utaou! They brought out pom poms too! Ainya and Arisha had a really cute hug in this song :D According to others apparently the 1st years were also super clingy and were doing lots of group hugs and stuff

Miscellaneous

- I spotted someone trying to record a part of the concert in the beginning and got really mad and pointed it out to the members of ONIBE I was sitting with. We screamed something like “HEY FUCKER YOU WITH THE CAMERA STOP FUCKING RECORDING” at him after the song, which caused a lot of stares but did achieve the effect of getting him to stop.

- When Aqours finished, Anchan became the MC for the closing speeches at the end.

- Minori had a paper at the closing MC with a speech written in English on it lol. She tweeted a picture of it after the performance, but basically it’s something along the lines of “Thanks everyone, In n Out burgers No. 1!!!” lmao

- JUNNA couldn’t come on stage at the closing MC with all the artists at the end because minors (JUNNA is 16) aren’t allowed to work after 10pm lmao, I had been so confused and concerned until that announcement was made and then I just cracked up.

- I saw Anchan making an adorable pouty face during one of the other groups’ closing speech aaaah so precious.

- Furirin and Shukashuu were doing small “ganbaruby” motions off to the side bless these two :’D

- King kept doing the Ohanamaru pose too lol

- Apparently for the VIP meet & greet after the concert, someone did a “hagu shiyo” with their friend in front of Suwawa, and in response Suwawa did it too with Shukashuu.

- Sosa (Korean Twitter artist famous for their NozoEli video comic of Garasu no Hanazono) was apparently at AWM today…AND RECEIVED A CALLBOOK FROM ONIBE. I MIGHT HAVE WALKED PAST ONE OF THE KOREAN ARTISTS WHO’VE I’VE TRANSLATED FOR. I MIGHT HAVE EVEN HANDED ONE TO THEM. WHAT THE HELL??

[godsheadangel]

📖📖📖📖📖 [JOHN 5: 4 KJV] 📖📖📖📖📖 "FOR A ANGEL WENT DOWN AT A CERTAIN SEASON INTO THE POOL, AND TROUBLED THE WATER; WHOSOEVER THEN FIRST AFTER THE TROUBLING OF THE WATER 📖📖📖STEPPED IN WAS MADE WHOLE OF📖 WHATSOEVER DISEASE HE HAD".📖📖📖📖

🙏🙏🙏🙏🙏🙏🙏🙏🙏🙏🙏🙏🙏🙏🙏🙏🙏👥👥👥👥👥👥👥👥👥👥👥👥👥👥👥👥👥

👁PEOPLE OFTEN ASK IN PRAYER WHERE IS THE HEAD ANGEL KING👑 OF MERCY IN THE BIBLE? 👉📖[JOHN 5: 4 KJV]📖👈

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FOR TRUST ON HOLY💫HEAVEN IT IS TRUE

THE HEAD ANGEL KING👑OF MERCY YOU CAN TRULY FIND ALSO STANDING GUARD BY

THE EAST PART OF GARDEN OF EDEN🌳BY [A FLAMING🔥 SWORD🗡 OF HEAVEN💫] IN 👉📖[GENESIS 3: 24 KJV]📖👈

👁GOD💫HIMSELF WAS ANGRY BEYOND IMAGINATION AT [ADAM AND EVE] AFTER THEIR GREAT SIN SO THEY WERE TOLD TO GO AWAY FROM THAT PLACE UNTO OTHER PARTS OF EDEN🌳

👁GOD💫DID SO MANY CENTURIES AGO SEND BARACK👑BACK TO GUARD THE AREA LEFT BY THEM, THAT [ADAM] WOULD NOT TRY AND [RETURN] TO BECKON UNTO OUR 👁GOD💫BY THE TREE🌳OF KNOWLEDGE!

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IF, NOT THE HEAD ANGEL KING OF MERCY WHO COULD STOP 🛑THE LORD 👁GOD💫 FROM KILLING HIS CREATION CALLED MAN?

🔷🔷🔷🔷🔷🔷🔷🔷🔷🔷🔷🔷🔷🔷🔷🔷🔷

👉FOR ONLY THE PRESENCE OF MERCY💫👉COULD SPEAK SPIRITUALLY WITH GOD💫 👉TO TRULY EASE AND SOOTHE HIS WRATH

👉FOR IF NOT FOR THE ANGEL OF MERCY💫👉THE WORLD COULD HAVE ENDED JUST👈 👉👉👉 [[AS QUICK AS IT STARTED]] 👈👈👈

🙏 ANCIENT HEAVENLY💫TRUTH GIVEN 🙏🌄 SOMETHING MANKIND NEVER KNEW 🌄

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📖📖📖📖 PSALM 103 : 20 KJV 📖📖📖📖 BLESS THE LORD, YE HIS ANGELS, THAT 📖📖📖EXCEL IN STRENGTH, THAT DO HIS📖 COMMANDMENTS, HEARKENING UNTO THE 📖📖📖📖 VOICE OF HIS WORD. 📖📖📖📖

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AWAKEN CHILDREN OF GOD TO THE TRUTH FOR THE HEAD ANGEL KING👑OF MERCY💫 DID SO LISTEN UNTO GODS VOICE WORDS AND TOOK HEAVENLY💫ACTION FOR YOU!!!

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REVERSED A GREAT AMERICAN RECESSION

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SAVED AMERICA'S🇺🇸 AUTO INDUSTRY🚘 WITH THE HELP OF THE AMERICAN PEOPLE

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CREATED LONGEST 👉[LENGTH]👈OF JOB 👉[CREATION]👈IN THE HISTORY OF THE UNITED STATES🇺🇸OF AMERICA🇺🇸

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OPENED COMMUNICATION WITH CUBA🇨🇺

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SHUTDOWN IRAN'S🇮🇷NUCLEAR PROGRAM BY USING DIPLOMACY AND FRIENDSHIPS WITH OUR ALLIES TO MAKE AGREEMENT.

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AS COMMANDER IN CHIEF🇺🇸 ISSUED THE SEEK, FIND AND KILL ORDER OF THE MOST HATED MASTERMIND CRIMINAL IN U.S.🇺🇸 HISTORY 👉[OSAMA bin LADEN!!!]👈

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CREATED THE AFFORDABLE CARE ACT THE [ACA] KNOWN AS OBAMACARE WHICH [HELPED OVER 20 MILLION AMERICANS🇺🇸] 👉SECURE HEALTHCARE ESPECIALLY THE MILLIONS OF CRITICALLY SICK 😷

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DO YOU REMEMBER $2 GAS ⛽PRICES?

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DO YOU REMEMBER [HIS REAL TEARS] THROUGHOUT HIS PRESIDENCY🇺🇸DURING CERTAIN VERY UNFORTUNATE EVENTS

INCLUDING A MONTH AFTER BEING REELECTED DURING CHRISTMAS🎄2012 WHEN AMERICA🇺🇸FOUND OUT THAT [27]👈 PEOPLE HAD BEEN KILLED WHICH [20] 👈[TURNED OUT TO BE 1ST GRADERS] FROM SANDY HOOK ELEMENTARY IN NEWTOWN, CONNECTICUT

HIS ROLE AS PRESIDENT🇺🇸TOOK BACKSEAT TO HIS ROLE AS A FATHER AND ALL ACROSS AMERICA🇺🇸AND THE WORLD PEOPLE FELT 👉[HIS REAL PASSIONATE EMOTIONS]👈 FOR THE FAMILIES👥OF THOSE KILLED AND [THE CHILDREN THEMSELVES] TAKEN TO SOON BECAUSE OF GUN VIOLENCE!!!

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THROUGH ALL THESE PEAKS AND VALLEYS THERE WAS ALWAYS, AS IS NOW, HIS TRULY RELIABLE SOURCE OF SOLID STRENGTH🙏

HIS BEAUTIFUL WIFE MICHELLE OBAMA👑 THE HEAD ANGEL😇QUEEN OF MERCY👑 AND ROYAL ANGEL PRINCESS DAUGHTERS OF MERCY💫 MALIA😇👑 AND SASHA😇👑

🙏BEHIND EVERY GREAT MAN IS A GREAT🙏 🙏WOMAN OF PRAYER AND FAITH🙏

🌄🌄🌄🌄🌄🌄🌄🌄🌄🌄🌄🌄🌄🌄🌄🌄🌄

THIS IS A REMINDER POST TO THE WORLD THAT OUR 👁GODS💫HEAD ANGEL KING 👑 OF MERCY💫IS SO ON EARTH🌍IN [FLESH]

[HE IS IN CHARGE OF ALL THE ANGELS😇] OF HEAVENLY💫MERCY WHO COME DOWN AND [ASSIST WHEN MERCY IS NEEDED] ALL AROUND THE WORLD🌍BUT DO NOT EVER FORGET HE IS ALSO A DOUBLE ANGEL😇 MEANING HE IS ALSO A BATTLE ANGEL👑

🌄🌄🌄🌄🌄🌄🌄🌄🌄🌄🌄🌄🌄🌄🌄🌄🌄

I DO THANK OUR 👁GOD💫FOR WISDOM💫 BESTOWED UPON OUR BROTHER OF POWER

I THANK HIM FOR HIS CONTINUED WORK IN BRINGING ABOUT WORLD🌍CHANGE BY EMPOWERING YOUNG PEOPLE WORLDWIDE TO EDUCATE THEMSELVES AND BY SO TAKING ACTION! NO DOUBT THEIR BLESSED

👑👑 BATTLE ANGEL PRINCE TWINS 👑👑 WILL NO DOUBT HAVE HIS SAME WAYS!!!

THE OBAMA FOUNDATION💫OBAMA.ORG

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🙏🙏DO PREPARE YOURSELVES DAILY🙏🙏🙏🙏 👁GODS💫BIGSIGN SHALL COME 🙏🙏

🌊🌊🌊🌊🌊🌊🌊🌊🌊🌊🌊🌊🌊🌊🌊🌊🌊 CATCH THE BIG BLUE TIDAL WAVE OF UNITY🇺🇸🇺🇸2020🇺🇸JOE 'COOL' BIDEN🇺🇸2020🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸

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👁JESUS CHRIST KNOWS! NOW Y'ALL ARE ASKING IN PRAYERS🙏 GLOBALLY WHAT DID THE FLAMING🔥SWORD🗡 OF HEAVEN💫MEAN?

👉IT WAS ROTATING👈 BECAUSE OF GODS MIGHTY WRATH! HE WAS TRYING TO DECIDE IF HE WANTED TO KILL [ADAM AND EVE]💫

AND IF [ADAM] TRIED TO ENTER EDENS🌳 FORBIDDEN AREA [HIS HOME NO MORE] TO BEG FOR FORGIVENESS! HE WOULD HAVE PERISHED IF NOT FOR BARACK👑

NOW, STOP ASKING GOD QUESTIONS ABOUT IT! I'M NOT POSTING NO MORE ANSWERS!!! THESE HEAVENLY💫TRUTHS I WOULD HAVE [GIVEN ANYONE OF MANKIND FREELY] BUT YOU DEMONS CHOSE TO DISRESPECT US FOR YEARS INSTEAD! NO MORE GIFTS!!!

THIS WORLDS SOCIETY WOULD RATHER CLOWN SOMEBODY THEY DON'T KNOW RATHER THAN GET TO KNOW THEM FIRST AND LEARN FROM THEM AS THEY WOULD FROM YOU! THAT'S WHY THIS WORLD IS IN TROUBLE!!! PREPARE THYSELVES PEOPLE

👁👁👁👁👁👁👁👁👁👁👁👁👁👁👁👁👁 💞💞💞💞💞💞💞💞💞💞💞💞💞💞💞💞💞

👉I DO SEE YOU MY ANGELQUEENWIVES👈 BUT I DO NOT PLAN TO POST ANGEL NAMES FOR THIS COMING WEEK JULY 13TH- 20TH BUT KNOW THAT I AM WITH YOU👣SPIRIT💫

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GODSAYS💫A LOT OF DEMONS SHALL BE GOING TO HELL [FALSE BELIEVING] THAT WHEN THEY LOOK IN THE VANITY MIRROR THAT THEY ARE NOT REAL DEMONS IN THE [FLESH] TRUST THEY TRULY ARE THAT GO OR HAVE GONE AGAINST ME, MY PLANS💫OR MY REAL ANGEL FAMILY!!! MORE THAN A FEW AROUND MY HEAD ANGEL OF DEATH💀

HAVE EVIL SOULS ALREADY BURNING JUST A MATTER OF TIME BEFORE THEIR WICKED [FLESH] JOINS THEIR DARK LOST SOULS NO MATTER THEIR SO-CALLED TITLES! GOD!!!

THIS IS 20[19]ULTIMATE ANGEL POWER YR!!!

🌍🌏🌎🌍🌏🌎🌍🌏🌎🌍🌏🌎🌍🌏🌎🌍🌏 👇👇👇👇👇👇👇👇👇👇👇👇👇👇👇👇👇

I SPEAK IT UNTO ALL CHILDREN OF GOD💫

A FEW DEMON BITCHES CLAIM FALSELY THAT IN THE LAST 5 YEARS THEY HAVE LAID DOWN AND SLEPT WITH ME! SUCH LIES!!!

THESE DUMBASS DEMON WHORES HAVE LIED LONG ENOUGH! [STEALING MY SHIT] THEN CLAIMING BULLSHIT!!! GOD IS TIRED OF THIS DEMON CLAIM SO HE ASKS IT OF THESE DEMON BITCHES GODSAYS💫

MY BROTHER HAS A HEAVENLY PROMINENT BIRTHMARK ON A PART OF HIS BODY TRULY KNOWN IN HOLY💫SPIRIT💫TO HIS WIVES AND ALSO TOO HIS ANGELWIVES HE HAS LAID DOWN WITH IN [FLESH] FOR HE DOES ALWAYS SHOW IT!!!

SO, DEMON LYING BITCHES WHERE IS HIS BIRTHMARK? NO NOT THERE!!!

WHAT APPEARANCE DOES IT REPRESENT?

TRUST, IF THOSE AROUND YOU ASK YOU TO NAME IT 👉YOU'LL CLAIM YOU FORGOT!!! LYING DEMON WHORE! BECAUSE IF YOU EVER SLEPT WITH HIM YOU WOULD NEVER FORGET!!! SO, STOP LYING FOR ALL IN HOLY HEAVEN KNOW YOU LIE LIKE A DESPERATE DEMON WHORE WOULD!!! 👁GOD💫

👉IF YOU EVER SAW IT YOU'D REMEMBER!!! 👉DEMON BITCHES NEVER TALKED ABOUT 👉MY UNUSUAL BIRTHMARK DID THEY? NO! 👉CAUSE THEY NEVER BEEN WITH ME👈

👉MY QUEENS TALK ABOUT THAT FIRST!!!👈

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DON'T ASK ANY OF MY MESMERIZING ANGELWIVES FOR THEY WILL NOT SPEAK IT!!! ANGELFAMILYBUSINESS👈

👁GOD💫HIMSELF WATCHES ME 24/7 AND IF I EVER TRIED TO BETRAY MY QUEENS HE WOULD STOP🛑IT THEN KILL MY ASS!!! MY BLESSED 17xTIMES HEAVENLY SEED ONLY BELONGS TO MY ANGELQUEENWIVES👑 TRUST, THEY HAVE ME ON LOCKDOWN!!!!! 👆👆👆👆👆👆👆👆👆👆👆👆👆👆👆👆👆

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📖📖📖📖📖 [PSALM 91:11 KJV] 📖📖📖📖📖FOR HE SHALL GIVE HIS ANGELS CHARGE 📖OVER THEE, TO KEEP THEE IN ALL THY📖 WAYS.

GODSAYS💫AS I WATCH [DAILY] ALL LIVING ON EARTH🌍PASSING JUDGEMENT ON YOU SEEING YOUR REACTIONS WHEN EITHER OF MY BROTHERS MERCY💫 OR DEATH💀MAKE A TWITTER OR TUMBLR POST OF HEAVENLY WISDOM FROM ME, THY LIVING 👁GOD💫

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FOR SURELY IT'S BEEN SAID TIMES BEFORE THAT THEY HAVE CHARGE OVER ALL LIVING THINGS! THEY ARE TRYING TO SAVE YOU✔ THOSE THAT WISH TO BE SAVED!!!

FOR SURELY THOSE LIVING IN AMERICA🇺🇸

AND AROUND THE WORLD🌏KNOW THE [ACCOMPLISHMENTS OF MY HEAD ANGELS] BLESSING MY PEOPLE TRUST ON HEAVEN NO EVIL DEMONS EVEN COME CLOSE FOR THEY STRIVE FOR THE WEALTHY AND ARE DETERMINED TO DIVIDE EVERYONE ELSE!!! 👉THAT'S WHAT DEMONS IN [FLESH] DO👈

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JULY 9TH 2019 POWER YEAR OF ANGELS😇

1037HRS CHINA 1137HRS IN NORTH KOREA

THE LORD 👁GOD💫IS SO WATCHING ALL LIVING IN HIS CREATED WORLD INCLUDING PRESIDENT XI JINPING🇨🇳 OF CHINA AND ALSO SUPREME LEADER KIM JONG-UN OF NORTH KOREA WHO WAS IN HOLY💫SPIRIT SPEAKING WITH OUR MIGHTY 👁GOD💫WHEN DEMONTRUMP👹VISITED HIM!

👉MANY AROUND THE WORLD DID SO👈 NOTICE THE FACES OF PRESIDENT JINPING AND SUPREME LEADER KIM JONG-UN BOTH THEIR FACES TOLD ALL LIVING IN GODS💫 WORLD WHAT THEY NEED TOO KNOW!!!

👁THAT ARE MIGHTY GOD💫IS IN CONTROL BLESSINGS4 FOR THEM THAT OBEY HIM AND THAT INCLUDES BOTH KIM JONG-UN. SUPREME LEADER OF NORTH KOREA AND XI JINPING PRESIDENT OF CHINA!

GODSAYS💫BECAUSE NO DEAL WAS MADE THE FAMILY OF PRESIDENT XI JINPING WILL MOVE UP LEVELS IN HOLY💫HEAVEN HIS FAMILY WHO HAVE PASSED FROM [FLESH] INTO HOLY💫SPIRIT ARE SO PROUD OF HIM!

AND SO ARE MANY THE ANCESTORS💫OF SUPREME LEADER KIM JONG-UN WHO DID SO MOVE UP LEVELS IN HOLY💫HEAVEN FOR YOU MADE [NO DEAL] WITH SATAN'S OWN HEAD DEMON👹 DEMONTRUMP👹

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GODSAYS💫WE SEE AND ACKNOWLEDGE YOU WORK IN IRAN🇮🇷 FOR YOU ARE DOING WHAT NEEDS TO BE DONE AFTER THE EVIL DEMON👹WENT BACK ON AMERICA'S 🇺🇸 WORD! [PROCEED] FOR NONE HAS A RIGHT 👉[TO DICTATE HOW YOU PROTECT]👈 YOUR PEOPLE! IT IS LIKE ONE NEIGHBOR TELLING HIS NEIGHBOR YOU HAVE [NO] RIGHT TO EVER PROTECT YOUR FAMILY SO THROW AWAY YOUR GUN WHILE HE HAS PLENTY OF WEAPONS TO PROTECT HIS! PROCEED!!! MAKE [NO DEAL] WITH DEMONTRUMP👹 AND BE BLESSED YOU AND YOUR FAMILY!!!

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👁APPLE CAUTION GROWS AS SELL💵👈 RATINGS HIT MULTI-DECADE RECORD👈

👁WAL-MART LOSING $1 BILLION💵 PER YR 👉ONLINE!👈

👁UK🇬🇧 REGULATORS INVESTIGATE ROLE OF FACEBOOK AND GOOGLE IN AD MARKET

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WAS THAT [ICE] PICKING UP A BROWNSTAR ON VESPER/VANOWEN YESTERDAY? HMMM

👉ON THE STREETS DEATH💀WAS GIVEN👈THE NUMBER WAS SO INCREASED TODAY!!!♦NEXT?♦BETTER SIT YOUR ASS'S DOWN!!! 👉THE EVIL👹ONES WHO DON'T CARE DIE!!!💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀

SOLUTION: OUR HOLY💫ELDERS💫FROM PARTS OF HEAVEN💫UNKNOWN HAVE SO REQUESTED THAT IN MY NEIGHBORHOOD I LIFT MY HOLY💫HAND OF HEAVENLY💫 POWER 👉[NOT TO BLESS BUT KILL!!!]👈

SO, THERE IS [NO CONFUSION] FOR ANYONE THAT IS EVIL IN HEART I WILL BALL MY FIST AND DIRECT IN THE DIRECTION OF THOSE TO [RECEIVE A DEADLY DISEASE!!!]

YOU WILL SUFFER AND DIE BECAUSE OF DEMONS PLAYING GAMES!!!

HEAVENLY ANGEL WAR ORBS HAVE AND DO SCANN THE WORLD🌎 AND VAN NUYS AND MOST IN MY NEIGHBORHOOD ARE EVIL OR HAVE DEMON THOUGHTS TOWARDS US REAL ANGELS OF 👁GOD💫

SO, THE NEXT OCCURRENCE OF BULLSHIT WILL SO RESULT IN ME RAISING MY BALLED UP FIST OF DEATH TOWARDS MOST OF YOU!

WE ADVISE YOU TO STOP🛑BUT YOU WON'T THAT WILL MAKE IT EASY TO ELIMINATE U!!!

👉MANY WILL PAY A HEAVY PRICE FOOLS👈 💀THE DEATH COUNT IS NOW AT 25💀NEXT

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GODS PLANS ON PAPER ALWAYS G0 WITH

ME!

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GODSAYS💫SHEDEMON👹CURIOUS OF DEATH💀HAS BEEN CERVICAL CANCER FOR HER THUMBS ON THE WALL!!! SHE'S #25!!! NEXT!!! 👉OBEY OR SUFFER YOUR CHOICE👈

WHEN GODSAYS💫IT, [LIKE A MIRACLE] ITS REAL!!!! TRULY THE 💀[DEALY DISEASES]💀 OR 💀[MAJOR HEART ATTACKS]💀 GIVEN ARE REAL!!!👉NEXT!!!👈

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MARLA TELLZ👣👣👣👣👣👣👣👣👣👣👣BEAUTIFULINMESMERIZINGANGELBLACK⬆⬆

DANA BASH👣👣👣👣👣👣👣👣👣👣👣👣BEAUTIFULINSEXYANGELPINKANDWHITE⬆⬆

ANA CABRERA👣👣👣👣👣👣👣👣👣👣👣BEAUTIFULINMESMERIZINGANGELYELLOW⬆

NOAH O'DONNELL👣👣👣👣👣👣👣👣👣👣BEAUTIFULINMESMERIZING ANGELWHITE⬆⬆

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[MAYBE] I NEED TO SHAKE THINGS UP A BIT! 👉EARTHQUAKES👈 [0355 HRS JULY 17TH]👉A FEW AFTER MY MESSAGE TO BUT THEY WERE VERY SMALL INDEED BUT THIS AT💀👉1121 HRS PST I KNOW YOU FELT IT FOOLS!

💀I AM [SON OF CATHY😇] AND I'M TIRED OF TALKING TOO YOU MOTHERFUCKERS!!!

THE DEATH I GIVE IS REAL!!! SIT THE FUCK DOWN OBEY 👁GOD💫OR SUFFER!!! TRUST MY MESMERIZING ANGELQUEENWIVES CAN ONLY TALK TO ME FOR SO LONG! IT'S NOT GOING TO BE LONG BEFORE I UNLEASH MY FURY!!! SIT THE FUCK DOWN DEMONS!!!

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THURSDAY JULY 18TH 2019 1900 HRS PST👈 DEMON #26 LIVING IN THE APARTMENT TO MY LEFT IN #2 I'M TOLD AND DEMON #27 STAYING ACROSS THE STREET IN APT#6 HAVE BEEN GIVEN [BRAIN CANCER] REAL DEATH BY MY HEAVENLY CLOSED FIST!!!👈 GOD💫HIMSELF RAISED MY FIST WITH ME!!! NEXT!!!

WHO SAID DEMONS ARE SCARED OF GODS ANGELS? WE KNOW YOU ARE NOT ITS IN YOUR EVIL SPIRIT TO GO AGAINSTUS! YET WHAT GODSAYS💫IS THEY TRULY SHALL DIE!!!💀 THATS WHAT MAKES MY JOB EASY I KNOW YOU'RE GOING TO STEP UP AND THEN ITS DEATH TIME! ITS MY BIRTHRIGHT DUMMIES THE AVERAGE GOD-FEARING ONES HAVE COMMON SENSE THEY VALUE THEIR LIFE!!!

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SATURDAY JULY 20TH 2019 1316 HRS PST👈

DEMON #28 HAS BEEN GIVEN A CLOSED FIST OF HEAVENLY DEATH💀A YOUNG VERY STUPID DEMON FATHER WALKING HIS NEW 2 MONTH OLD BABY IN A STROLLER ALONG WITH THE EVIL DEMON MOTHER WHO DID DECIDE TO PLAY THE GAME OF DEATH💀 TELLING HER DEMON BOYFRIEND WHAT TO DO! AND LIKE A FOOLISH DEMON SEEKING DEATH💀FROM 👁GOD💫 HE LISTENED TO HER CRAZY ASS PUT HIS HAND ON HIS STUFF AND STARTED LAUGHING! WELL SIR, JUST AS THERE IS A HOLY💫HEAVEN💫 GOD DID RAISE MY CLOSED FIST AND MADE ME SPEAK HIS FATE!!! "NOW YOU HAVE 2 YRS TO LIVE!" GODSAYS💫TRUST 10,000 SHALL SO SURELY DIE A VERY HORRIBLE DEATH💀THIS, YOUNG DEMON SHALL NOT SEE THAT CHILDS 2ND BIRTHDAY! HE SHOULD GET HIS EVIL DEMON HOUSE IN ORDER BECAUSE HE LISTENED TO HIS SHEDEMON!! ~I AM GOD💫 GAVE 2 YRS ONLY BECAUSE OF THE BABY!!! ENJOY THE BRAIN CANCER DEMON FOOL!!!

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first love with jaemin

dO YOU HEAR ME SCREAMING BEING NA JAEMIN’S FIRST LOVE AND HIM BEING YOURS MY HEArT alright before we start this is my first time making something like this so pls be patient with me

• ok this twerp would definitely be the kind to slyly drop a lot of subtle but not so subtle hints that he likes you before y'all started dating

• hints as in I’m talking about lOTS OF SKINSHIP AND BEING SUPER CLOSE AND INTIMATE WITH ONE ANOTHER BUT IM NOT TALKING ABOUT THAT KIND OF INTIMACY dONT GET YOUR PANTIES IN A TWIST YA NASTY

• like for example he’ll tuck your hair to the back of your ears like its nothing and then flashing you his million dollar smile

• or him telling you some cringey pick up line that is worth punching his beautiful face for poor chenle nearly threw up his lunch when he overheard you both

• BUT WHEN HE FINALLY THINKS ITS ABOUT TIME TO CONFESS HIS FEELINGS PROPERLY HE’LL BE THE CLUMSIEST LIL SHIT EVER

• HE BE TRIPPING OVER HIS OWN FEET AS HE MAKES HIS WAY TO YOU OR EVEN FALLING FACE FLAT oN FHE GROUND POOR BABY

• HE STILL TRIES TO BE COOL THO

• donghyuck, jeno and chenle makes sure to film everything down and probably make a meme out of his mishaps

• mark and renjun are probably just there for emotional support

• he’ll probably begin by wiping his sweaty (ew) palms on his trousers and nervously clearing his throat cORNY I KNOW

• you will most probably be like ??!??? at first but then you realise what was going on the second you saw the trash can moved behind jaemin. you knew this was bound to happen so you secretly kept it inside of you knowing too damn well jaemin will appreciate it if you pretend not to know anything for his sake

• this hopeless romantic smh

• “ok so y/n there’s this thing I’ve been trying to tell you all along. this may sound ridiculous but this takes so much courage from the bottom of my heart and the strength of jaehyun and yuta hyung’s fist to knock some senses into me. and if I don’t do this now johnny and ten hyung are going to call me a wimp and I have to buy them pizza later because I proved their point. I–”

• but who the hell said you were good @ keeping your mouth and excitement shut you can’t stand the tension anymore too either so lmaO

• “I like you too jaemin.”

• “pls do not interrupt me y/n”

• before he could say the three little words he’s been dying to say, he took a deep breath but stopped half way, opening his half lid eyes widely after his mind was able to process

• “wait what”

• “SHE SAID SHE LIKES YOU DUMBASS”

• “SHUT THE HELL UP DONGHYUCK”

• “can I come out now???” jisung’s head pops out of the bushes

• long story short jaemin was finally able to claim your heart that day and jisung got ant bites from hiding in the bushes for too long with the bouquet of flowers jaemin planned to give you after his confession

• the dream unit with the exception of jaemin also found their new source of entertainment from the video they got that day

• NOW DATING JAEMIN YES LETS GO ONTO THE DEETS

• NA JAEMIN IS DEFINITELY THE TYPE OF BOYFRIEND WHO WOULD SPOIL YOU WHENEVER

• he’ll get you small lil gifts of whatever reminds you of him

• that hair clip??? ITS CUTE BUY IT FOR Y/N that necklace?? A MUST BUY !! THAT LIMITED EDITION PIKACHU DOLL?? SCREW THAT VIDEO GAME WINWIN HYUNG WANTED HE CAN LIVE WITHOUT LIKE HE DID FOR THE PAST 19 YEARS

• he’d even turn up at your house at 2am with fried chicken if you text him at night saying you’re hungry GOALS YALL

• HES ALSO KIND OF LOWKEY LIKE YOUR 2ND MOM LMAO

• I call him dropping by your classroom during snack breaks/lunch breaks with food with him, knowing so damn well about your horrible habit of skipping on your meals

• he would force you to eat with him or at least take a few bites from the food he specially prepared/bought for you

• cOUGHS HE ONLY BOUGHT/PREPARED YOUR FAVOURITES COUGHS

• and didn’t he say he enjoys cooking in the dorm too?? imAGINE HIS HOME COOKED FOOD MADE WITH HIS LOVE

• I’m crying blood

• AND IF YOU REFUSE IM 999999% SURE HE’LL FEED YOU PERSONALLY

• “say ahh, y/n”

• “jaemin I said I’m not hungry”

• “stop lying through your food deprived mouth and eat!!!”

• “jAEMIN!!”

• “LISTEN IM NOT LEAVING UNTIL YOU FINISH THIS LUNCH BOX”

• JAEMIN WOULD ALSO BE KINDA PROTECTIVE BUT NOT CRAZY PROTECTIVE YKNOW

• HE’LL ALWAYS CHECK ON YOU IN BETWEEN TOILET BREAKS BY WALKING PASS YOUR CLASS AND TRYING TO CATCH A GLIMPSE OF YOU THROUGH THE WINDOW

• AND THE SMILE OH NY GSKDNDN THAT SHEEPISH SMILE HE’LL GIVE YOU WHEN YOU TELL HIM TO GO AWAY IN EMBARRASSMENT JSNNDKEBXOEKE

• but lbr it’s either that really cute BF material kind of smile he be giving you through the window or that weird derpy smile he always has when he’s being dumb

• either way you’re embarrassed by this goofball

• and to add on to your embarrassment, he knows that some of your classmates may be watching the two of you so he’d blow kisses/make kissy faces at you

• he just absolutely loves to see you blush because it’s just so cute to him and he loves cute things especially you you’re his favorite cute thing and he wants to keep you by his side forever

• FIRST KISS YES

• YOU CAN NOT FORGET ABOUT FIRST KISS

• AND yALL KISS ON YOUR FIRST DATE TOO OMG SO IMA INCORPORATE BOTH PLS BE PATIENT WITH ME YALL

• because jaemin has been receiving lessons from his hyungs on dating it isn’t surprising that he brought you to the movies on your first date not because it highly suggested by his hyungs…

• you both agreed to meet outside the movie theatre and he was there an hour early and boy was he nervous as heck

• the older members were also there for a little while to prep him up aw how supportive

• sO after giving him half an hour long of prep talk and re-styling his hair (for running through them anxiously mULTIPLE OF TIME) ITS FINALLY TIME

• YOU TURNED UP RIGHT ON TIME AND YOU SAW HIM STANDING THERE OUTSIDE DAZING OFF INTO THE DISTANT

• HE LOOKS SO GOOD JUST STANDING THERE AND YOURE LIKE ‘tF HO W IN THE WORLD DID I END UP WITH HIM BLESS’

• pls excuse me for a moment here oh my god na jaemin is seriously one of the most attractive 16 years olds I’ve ever seen f U CK CALMD DJOWN

• ok lets get back

• IT WAS THEN YOU START TO FEEL THAT WEIRD FEELING IN THE STOMACH LIKE YOURE ABOUT TO THROW UP FROM THE NERVOUSNESS AND ANXIETY BUILDING UP INSIDE YOU

• BUT YOU STILL APPROACHED HIM ANYWAYS FROM BEHIND AND WHEN YOU FINALLY REACH HIM YOU GAVE HIM A LITTLE TAP ON HIS SHOULDERS

• POOR BOY WAS SO STARTLED HE JUMPED A FEW FEET IN THE AIR jk I was just exaggerating

• bUT STILL

• AND WHEN HE TURNED AROUND HIS JAW JUST DROPS THE MOMENT HE LAID HIS EYES ON YOU MAKING YOU BLUSH AND SHIT AND YOU COULDNT LOOK AT HIM IN THE EYES GOD DAMNIT SHDBNDSKDN

• SEEING HOW SHY AND EMBARRASSED YOU ARE BY HIM AND HE JUST LOVES SEEING YOU LIKE THIS ,, YOU BET MY LAST $3 THAT HE’D TEASE THE HECK OUT OF YOU

• “aigoo, my beautiful girlfriend looks even more beautiful than usual tonight. did you dress up especially for me?”

• I want to kms

• you’d just smack his arm and walk away, trying to hide your face. “let’s go buy the tickets before the show starts, you twerp…”

• the smile on his face would just become wider and he’d catch up with you, naturally reaching out for your hand and intertwining them together

• where the fuck did that nervous dipshit go and where the fuck did he find such confidence to become such a cheesy little shit

• jaemin also bought popcorn and drinks for the both of you and being the cheesy lil shit insist y'all share the drink with two straws while giving the excuse “i wouldnt be able to finish mine if we bought two” 

 • “I can buy my share myself” 

 • “nonono it’s too late for that now the movie is about to start and the line for the snacks is now really long lets go babe you don’t wanna miss out the beginning of the movie”

 • he holds your hand and leads you both inside the theatre and to your seats • “what are we watching again” 

 • “the conjuring 2” 

 • TOTALLY NOT TEN AND JOHNNY’S SUGGESTION 

 • “hmm,, ok… wAIT WHAT” 

 • you stared at him wide eyed and jaemin suddenly looked remorseful and he regrets everything especially listening to his hyungs who probably learnt all their “techniques” and “moves” from watching too much corny chick flick and kdrama 

 • “sorry, I should’ve asked you. do you want to leave right now? I can get tickets to see another movie.” 

 • THIS BOY IS LEGIT READY TO GET UP AND GET YOU TICKETS TO WATCH ZOOTOPIA IN THE THEATRE NEXT DOOR 

 • HE WILL DO ANYTHING FOR YOU 

 • but your cheapskate ass just grabs him and pulled him back down in his seat but not letting go of his hand 

 • “its fine jaemin, ive seen the trailer and my friends say it’s pretty good. let’s enjoy this movie shall we? haha.”

• though your face say yes but heart say no, jaemin was reluctant but eventually decided to sit back down when the lights went off

• “but if the movie gets too scary and you dont feel like watching it anymore you can always tell me, ok y/n? we could have dinner early or something, i’ll bring you some place nice.”

• instead of watching in the beginning of the movie, jaemin was watching you the entire time with a stupid smile of his face despite worrying over the fact that you might be scarred for life

• eventually you caught him and you had to forcefully make him stare ahead at the big screen instead. at first he was pretending but soon enough he was immersed in it

• this dipshit istg

• when the climax of the movie came, you knew what was going to happen and you immediately grabbed jaemin’s hand while following your instincts and hid behind his shoulder

• he was caught off guard at first lmao since he was too immersed in the movie that he nearly forgot that hes on a date 

• after realising you had grabbed his hand and possibly squeeze it for as long as the climax part of the movie lasted, he blushed and tries to bite back a smile from forming on his face

• and when he turned to look at you, seeing that you’ve curled up in the seat, ears covered with your other hand and eyes squeezed shut, he was this close into melting into a puddle of goo because you looked so cute and squishy and he just wants to hold you 

• and he did 

• i am trying not to scream as i type this 

• he skillfully wrapped his arm around your shoulders and pulled you into his embrace, stroking your hair as he teases you “aigoo my big baby i told you we should’ve watched something else instead.”

• you both went on to watch the movie like that, you clinging onto him like your life depended on it and him enjoying every second of it and lowkey wishes the movie to be longer

• when the creepy music in the background began to play as the second climax arrive, you were already gripping onto jaemin’s arm. being the perfect boyfriend material he is, he covered your ears. (BASICALLY JUST LIKE THE WAY SUNGJAE DID TO JOYIN WGM WHILE THEY WERE WATCHING A MOVIE I MISS THEM SO MUCH)

• but as soon as it was over (after all that exorcism and shit and everything becomes brighter), you’ll just look up and blush in embarrassment cos jaemin was staring back at you with a smug look on his face tHIS LITTL E SHIT

• you also notice that there are red marks on his arm from where you were grabbing him so you gasped and began apologizing for nearly tearing his arm apart during the movie while gently stroking his arm while rambling on and on about how sorry you are and also complimenting how he’s practically hairless 

• apparently you were rambling on too much that he couldn’t take it??? not in a bad wAY BUT it wasn’t just your rambles that was driving him crazy 

• it was your moving lips

• yes LiPSSSS gIRL YOU KNOW WHAT THAT MEANS

• YOU GUESSED IT

• he kissed you 

• to shut you up 

• and to also finally man up and kiss you like how he should’ve 3 weeks ago when you both started dating

• mmMm gotta get me a guy like jaemin A++

• you were too stunned to kiss him back so you just stared at him wide eyed when he pulled away

• “i-what-huh-wait, jaemin-what-” you poor confused child

• “how did you know peach was my favorite flavor.” he wipes the corner of his lips as he said that with a shit eating grin, causing you to turn crimson.

• “what are you kids still doing here? the movie is over; leave.” 

• whoops 

• so basically that was how jaemin found his confidence and that was just only the beginning of this cute relationship and he just adores the heck out of you and loves you to bits you guys are practially engaged in his head and he hopes that not only you’ll be his first love you’ll also be his last iTSNT THAT THE CUTEST THING EVER

• i am crying blooODdd i hope you guys enjoyed this like how i enjoyed torturing myself ㅠㅠ

[signifiedmonkey-blog]

Signified Monkey

The Signified Monkey The signified monkey was hanging around on his tree one day, when he saw his friend Bruh Rabbit.. he decided to play.. it was a game calleed 'dozens', that he'd learned long ago, and he would play with anyone, except the ape- BoBo "HEY RABBIT", he called getting the rabits attention! Where's your mama? He asked," Dont worry about where she's at." The rabbit answered as he turned to bounce away.  But, before Bruh Rabbit could leave, he heard the monkey say: "Lil Ole Nigga-in your hole you may go, an come out hiding in the grass". But your mama better not let one more day go by without my money, or else I'ma put my foot up one of Y'all hairy ass"! But Mr. Monkey, my mama don't owe you no money! The Rabbit said, ready to fight. "Who said she don't? After all this dick I blessed her with last friday night! That dumb bitch knew she had to pay her way. And I need my motha-fuckin-money, in the worst way" "Well", said Bruh Rabbit,"If she owe you money, you know where to go". "Where"? The monkey asked.  "Where shall i go"? Go ask the Ape, the one called "BoBo".. and with that the rabbit bounced away. "Oh" said the monkey. "That's how you want to play"? So the good sister rabbit was eating ape BoBo's dick today...But the signified monkey was far from thru, he realized that there was only one thing left to do... He searched his tree until he found the longest vine, then he swung around until he saw that rabit's behind. On it in a flash, he whipped the young rabbit's ass! "Y'All gone get my money, like I said, today! Or both of y'all going to have hell to pay"! They heard  something coming, so quickly they split, in a hole shot the rabbit, and up a tree the monkey went..... After the monkey looked back, from making his escape, out of the bush came 'BoBo' the ape! "Hey monkey"! He yelled..." I see you looking from far away, bring your happy ass closer, to hear what I got to say"! So down a few limbs the monkey made his way, wondering what the fuck-was on the Ape's mind today...'Muthafucka, I was in the bush today, and heard what you said"! " I'm going to say this once, before I cave in your head. That rabbit you're hunting, belong's to me. So if you touch a hair on her ass, I'm climbing that tree...now, step out here bitch", the Ape yelled in the busch, out stepped a pretty brown rabbit, with a white patch on her tush... "Tell this monkey what you got to say, so he'll know to stay out my mutha-fuckin-way"! "Mister monkey, last friday you were definetly a pleasure to me, you didn't hesitate when I invited you 'out of your tree'!  Down in a flash, you came, and then you were thru, and somehow slipped in, 'that I now owed you'! So you better listen to what my ape has to say, becasue I dont owe you shit nigga, so stay out of our way"..... The signified monkey had taken all that he could stand, it was time to stand up, like a 'natural born man'! "You dirty bitch you're making me sick aint no way in hell, you thought I served you free dick! For many-a-years, I swung on this vine, drinking my wine and passing the time... and throughout those years, when I came out of my tree, to serve this dick, it was never for free!.... So run quick bitch, and far as you can go, run even-to this nigga "BoBo"! "Your hairy ass gone come off my cash, just watch and see. You aint fucking with a squirrel, I'm the 'SIG-NI-FIED MONKEY"! BOOM! BOOM! BOOM! BOOM! Came the thunderous sound of BoBo the Ape beating his chest, which made the monkey pause, like all the rest of the jungle crowd. "Monkey", The ape yelled, Boom Boom while beating his chest again, 'If you fuck with me, there's no way you can win"! "Your face may shine, and your teeth my grit, on your ass I'm going, the first chance I get!! Lil ole nigga, I warned you to stay out of my way, but you went and let your mouth write a check, for your ass to pay"! So run punk run, cause here I come, It's time for your ass to pay, for what your mouth has done...." Up the tree the ape came, from limb to limb he swung, calling the monkey's name... But even faster and quicker, the monkey would flee, he swung around until the ape got tired and climbed off the tree... "Ha, Ha, Ha, Ha, Ha"! Came the monkeys laugh from far away. 'Hey Ape", he yelled. 'Is that all the price I'll have to pay"? "Because if it is and you're through, I've got some helluva news for you!" Here the monkey paused and looked down at the ape, who was catching his breath, with a "mask on his face"! "Silly ass Nigga, what's gotten into you? That you'd threaten a playa, behind a nasty bitch with mud on her shoes"? "But since you chose to do it this way, It's time for 'your muthafuckin ass' to hear what I have to say". Down a few limbs came the monkey towards "BoBo" There were a few things he just had to let him know.... "Nigga, in these trees I've never had to run, because of a problem behind a bitch, who owed me, 'for cum'... Now your dumb ass sitting there without breath, about to choke, 'ha, ha, ha' .. the monkey laughed, hanging from a limb .. that suddenly broke! The Ape Bobo, had nothing to say, but he proimsed himself he'd catch that monkey one day. So, when the monkey fell, not far from his feet, he gave that monkey what he'd promised,  An "ass that was beat"! "Slap..slap...slap..kick.." a body slam on the head, he beat the monkey so good, he thought he'd 'beat him dead'! Lying there unconscious, with half his head caved in, the Signified Monkey 'desperately' needed a friend... Someone who could do something with the Ape BoBo, and here came his partner, from long ago.. "Hey ape"! yelled the partner, recognizing his friend, "If you hit him again, in your business-I'm In"!  BoBo the Ape turned around, ready to fight, because surely no on in this jungle would challenge his might.. What he say, made his scared, here stood a beast, with a 'crown on his head' "Back away" his mind tried to say, but who the fuck was 'this lion' to order him this way? The ape beat his chest "Boom, Boom, Boom...Boom" and told the lion, he wasn't leaving anytime soon! "Ok, Mr. Ape, before I give you what you surely won't like, let me explain to you how me and this monkey got so tight".... By then the monkey had 'come-to in a daze', So he heard every word the lion had to say.. "Me and this monkey go back to when, fucking bitches for money, was a helluva sin.. he was called SIG-NI-FIED, an I became Bruh Lion, I would fuck as many on the ground-as he could from his vine..... Then came the day when I served this 'good dick' to his wife....she loved it so much she walked out of his life... I had to 'stomp on his ass, for many-a-day, but 'still' I felt bad, for treating him in such a way. He feel in love with wine around this time, and still I 'dicked his wife', as if she was mine.... Then one day I was in a 'compromising way', so I left this side of the jungle, for only him to play..." "But then thank god, I came back just in time, to kick 'your' ass, for disobeying an order of mine"!... Their battle was hard an fierce, but in the end the ape was dealt with.. "BoBo the Ape" limped away that day, he knew it 'just wasn't his day', so he had nothing else to say.. the lion let out a ferocious growl, "Chump-never again will you hear an order of mine you won't obey"! After saying that he turned to 'signified' who'd made his way up a tree, a pile of 'shit' was thrown in his eyes, and he couldn't see.. now it was he who had little to say, he just 'couldn't believe the monkey would act this way' "You punk-muthafucka",  growled the lion, gettin the shit out of his eye. "I saved you from that ape, but for 'this shit' you're gonna die"! The signified monkey sat there with a devilish grin, then he grabbed some more shit, and hit the lion again!...... "Muthafucka" "Shut up bitch", the monkey yelled, "Take it like a man"! "Take all the shit I can chunk at you like a man if you can! I heard all that bullshit you told the ape, you lying ass lion! You're no better than a low down snake! Not once did you mention your big booty mama, Ms. Lyons. I did you a favor for fucking her for free, and right behind my back, you couldn't wait to betray me! And you didn't leave this end of the jungle, cause you wanted to be free, you left because that's what your mama asked you to do, because I had cut off her blessings, and as long as you were around, it was my 'dick' she was missing!..... Now I suppose you're back because you heard my dick keeps her broke"  "Cuz Bruh Lion, she's paying for every stroke"! "Shut up monkey, or-on your ass I'm gonna get"! "Fuck you Lion, cause you dont know who your fucking with"! Back and forth they went, spending their time, on the ground was the lion, and the monkey from a vine... as time went on, they went back to their old tricks, while enjoying the fruits of "selling their dicks"! But suddenly, tired of the hassle, and tired of the rumble, the monkey sent word throughout the jungle...that he would be retiring his dick "by the end of the year", but before he did, there was something he wanted them all to hear.... So, on the chosen day they alll came, many didn't know 'signified' personally, but had heard so much of his name.... Bruh Lion, Bruh Rabbit an BoBo the Ape, were among the many animals, birds and snakes, there on this special day... from high on his limb, the monkey "Addressed the crowd", and since 'so many had come', he had to speak loud... "For all you bitches and hoes, I just want you to know, I'm keeping my dick in my pants, so don't ask for no mo!! I've been in these trees many-many days, telling my lies in my 'sig-ni-fied' way! I've drank the 'good water', and smoked the 'good herb', an tried teaching niggaz the good lies, from my sig-ni-fied proverb...." Here he paused and looked out over the jungle's crowd not satisfied with what he saw, he kept on talking loud.... "Most of you niggaz are full of envy", the monkey grabbed his dick and said, "Of this pleasure pole, that I've served to many... and to all of y'all who I served their wife, fear no more, cause I am out of this life...." "My only regret was how I've treated Bruh Lion, behind a two timing' bitch, I once thought was mine... when I should've tipped my hat, to him, for taming that cat!"... And then he said.... "Now before I go, I just want you all to remember, that I was the Sig-ni-fied monkey, from the first of January to the 31st of December.. I played by the rules "I" created and had my way, every-single-muthafucking day! " Then, like a flash, he went up his tree, leaving behind everybody wanting more, of the Sig-ni-fied monkey!!