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and if i made a comic about them making a blog for the weird demon dog they found in the woods just because they are being brainwashed by it and it told them they need to spread the word of what word they don’t even fucking know?
#i really won’t do it since 1 i don’t know how to make comics and 2 i don’t have time to do it and i’m busy#but i could try it maybe idk just because i’m bored and would be my first comic i guess#i don’t wanna do my finals#kino art#like it totally was smile who find them and that dog probably has another name in my au with them totally isn’t smile her name#and the first one of course to seem very convincingly manipulated was nina since it was her idea taking the dog. but also#jeff since he like it at the end even if it was a weird ass looking dog#so nina got brainwashed don’t know how because the freaking dog is weird and she said hey…#and if we made a blog for her? and jeff so weirded out and be like… why? and she’s like well i don’t know would be funny scare people#so still unconvinced smile had to dig into jeff’s brain also manipulate him and be like yeah alright maybe we should#so they went kill some college student stole their car and stuffs. they aren’t the most intelligent killers#oh but nina knows how to drive. jeff no won’t even try because he knows he would drive them both to their deaths. he so would#so yeah nina does know (kinda) how to drive so it’s all cool. jeff gets to use the stolen computer and don’t care if he deletes everything#and same for the phone but since he never got an iphone or any advanced phone nina teaches him how to use the new stolen phone#so uhhhh yeah got a bit far from that. they hacked the computer (they didn’t it was their luck it didn’t have a password)#so their dumbasses were like wait… what we were gonna do and then was like oh yeah! the blog!#they went back to the freaking dog took a very ugly picture in some abandoned house they will stay there for a while#since they were homeless for now. anyways took the picture of the demon dog and used it for#their blog and yeah did it scare some people thinking wow that’s a good photoshop but no one knew was a real haunted picture#and jeff be like hey… let’s send the photo to scare the friends of the person we killed and both they be like hehe alright that’s funny#at the end well they did enjoy making the stupid blog and scaring people with the picture they thought it wasn’t real and just a bad prank#from the… real demon dog they literally own (in reverse the roles here to be honest but they are stupid they don’t know)#while not knowing what even is that picture causing around the internet aaand… probably just probably they cursed to death some people#but for now they are too happy they have a job at least. with smile just watching them#lol this is too stupid WHATEVR#i would be a happy child in me while writing all of this shit in class idgaf#creepypasta#jeff the killer#nina the killer#smile dog
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You are without doubt the worst rogue cultivator I’ve ever heard of. Ah. But you have heard of me.
Some Mobei-jun/rogue cultivator!Shen Yuan brainrot—thanks to @neonghostcat I can no longer separate SY from the guandao 😭 (thank you from the bottom of my heart)
#svsss#mobei jun#shen yuan#moshen#svsss art#my art#I mostly just threw these together for the ✨aesthetics✨#stupid!pretty+deadly!pretty#but I’m kinda liking this alternate possibility?#some cultivator going around making friends with/taming demonic beasts he has no jurisdiction over#and the demon realm being all ?????#if anything this dweeb should be killing/exorcising these creatures?? but he’s just making them his pets???#MBJ is the one stuck investigating him and#*flailing and vague noises*#idk#fic ideas#that will prob fail to ever appear#if any brave soul wishes to try their hand let me know!!#I’d love to see other ppl’s takes on this weird ship
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re: ORV live action trailer - Gigantification with a gun
I (crappily) drew out the silly little orv-gun-meme comic I had an idea for two months ago lol
forgive my shitty editing done to make up for my even shittier paneling in this lmfaooo









twt post with original idea moment + link to the thread that birthed it below the cut lol


#orv#omniscient reader’s viewpoint#omniscient reader#orv gun meme#orv shitpost#yjh#yoo joonghyuk#kimcom#orv live action#orv la trailer#orv meme#fanart#orv fanart#rq’s art#traditional art#pen drawing#yu junghyeok#omniscient reader fanart#orv la bashing#sdfkjsldfs#i drew this in like. idk 10 mayyyyybe 15 minutes btw lmaooo#took a stupid long time to draw kimcom standing in a line#oh shit i forgot gpd#ykw wtv idc fuck him (jk i do care abt him just not enough to edit all this) (also don't fuck him he's old and weird and probably smells)#i also left out hmo but he's not there in peace land arc which is what i was kinda thinking of when i had this idea so screw him too lol#(once again NOT LIKE THAT though honestly. he's pathetic enough that i'd understand if you want to.)#(i do not wish to fuck him myself nor do i wish fucking him upon anyone BUT i concede that he IS very *fuckable*)#wow that's. a tangent frfr lmaoooo alr that's a sign that i'm tired af and should just post this and go to bed lol
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here's some benreys for y'all!!! it's meal time little ones!!!! nobody starves today. i provide
also random gordo he's here too i guess-
#hlvrai#benrey#gordon feetman#i really wanna just. spit out hlvrai content everywhere all the time#STUFF. i hate the word content. 's just stuff#i just wanna give back to the fandom yk?#i've been reading so much wonderful fanfiction lately and i love everyone's creativity so muchhh#and i Wanna Create!!!!!!#i wanna give back!!!!!#i wanna inspire!!!!!#screw depression i wanna write and draw and Scream#i've never written anything before#okay that was a lie but. like#i haven;t written stories in a While#like 4 years maybe#and Definitely haven't written anything in english#and i kinda sorta have ideas but not really#and i feel like im really bad at understanding characters and keeping them in my brain#and im so desperate for ideas but there isn't a Spark that would grab my attention and make me go brrrrrrrr#what do people do in situations like thisssss#is there like a weird silly way to write fanfic that makes things less scary..#weird upsidedown stupid little fanfic game thing#okay my brain blinked i think im done#i'll keep y'all updated maybe probably?#k thanks for coming to my ted talk byeeeee!!!#art tag or whatever
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not sure this post reaches the right target audience
#don't think many austrians are following me here but#well i watched a bit of austrian bundesliga as well today#and like dortmund is my club but the club i'm kinda supporting in austria is sturm graz#i mean i literally live in the city of graz now while studying so it's the obvious choice#well anyways they won so that's great#but our league is literally so weak tf 😅#i mean i was hoping for a draw in the salzburg fak match as it would have been the best result for sturm graz#or i guess a win also would have been great bc i don't like rb salzburg#but how did they loose against salzburg?? even now#this is the weakest salzburg in years they have been so bad this season and fak still didn't get any points out of it#how are they 2nd despite having one of the worst seasons ever? i was really hoping others teams could take advantage but no#i mean punkteteilung did help salzburg 😅 - which i think is stupid anyway and i would get rid of it btw#and also rapid loosing like that against wac 😵💫 i would have hoped for a win would have been better for the table from my perspective#they were actually kinda good at the start of the season no idea what happened then ... they are falling apart now#such a weird season altogether ... never would have expected fak to climb up that high in the table#and almost every club was really struggling so much at one point ... hope sturm doesn't blow it now but so far so good#not many matches to go#but well yeah if someone wants share their opinion... i do not follow the austrian league that closely but it'd be nice to chat#well anyways what i was trying to say is that our league is still poor in my opinion and i hope it gets stronger one day#you can also really see that on the international stage ... i mean the austrian clubs did badly in ucl this year (not just this year)#nice to see salzburg dominance has ended tho :)))
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why is there not enough discussion on saul and skyler’s relationship… they should’ve interacted more in canon but like. think abt it
skyler is this competent blonde woman who’s extremely smart and good at scamming (and pretty! and associated with blue!) and she has the biggest dipshit husband ever.
saul who is oh so desperately trying to keep his unloving sleazeball act up is failing bc. my God does this woman remind him of kim in the saddest way possible (ntm they start interacting more post gale death, when shit i’d argue really starts falling apart… Hmmm). he still acts like a dick to her but… in a protective way i feel. like he doesn’t want her to be nice to him or get close to him but still showing he has her back in his own fucked up way
and saul being soooo pissed that walt bagged this perfect woman and he’s still being a disrespectful shit like saul might be misogyny queen but even he was weirded tf out w walt…
#also they should have like the saddest sex ever#nsft tags#like im being serious they both hate themselves and their lives and i’d see it as like. the whole ted thing but even worse somehow#at least ted seemed kinda nice a bit even if he was a bit stupid and weird but saul? my god#also i live the idea of walt saul homoerotic hate tension alongside saul’s very obvious unresolved feelings for kim manifesting in the#feelings towards skyler. like this shit is so messy and if i was a good enough writer i would write this bc it would be good#im putting this out here for the good writers make my weird brba nightmare … love triangle if u can even call it that…. true#/j but yknow#mepost#brba#breaking bad#brbabcs#hf#si#rambles#mtags#brba spoilers#bcs spoilers
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hey
#so i've been dealing with some irl stuff recently#nothing too bad. it was just really frustrating and exhausting for me. and really putting a damper on my mood and my art#and i'm sorry if i've been acting a little weird or not saying too much or anything#or if i've been kinda inactive for the past few days#but i'll be okay!#i just wanted to let you guys know what's been kinda going on#i'm slowly working on something really sweet involving Hugo and Noa. so that's been making me feel better#i need something happy and soft between them lol#also! I've been playing The Quarry recently!#the writing is kinda stupid and almost all of the characters act like they don't have a brain. but that's what makes it so fun!#and i'm pretty sure the devs did that intentionally. to make it seem more like a campy monster flick#i'm really enjoying it so far! the werewolves are really cool!#also it's really funny to me how they just pop like balloons whenever they're transforming#i thought it was gonna be a slow transformation. but no. their skin just immediately explodes off#and then they somehow get it all back when they turn back into humans? idk how that works but it's pretty rad#also also! the thing with the tarot cards is really cool!#i missed a lot in the beginning because i didn't know what i was looking for#and the fortune teller lady in between chapters kept getting mad at me for not finding any#but i eventually started to get it! when the game decided to really put one in my face in chapter 3 lol#and the thing with the tarot cards representing the different characters in the game got me thinking about what card Noa would probably be#i think Seven of Swords would be right up her alley#because it's associated with deception. dishonesty. betrayal. and acting strategically#and it could also signify self-deception and confessions. which is all very true for her character#aaahh now i wanna make a tarot card design for her!#but that's an idea for another day#anyway sorry for sorta rambling a bit#i hope you all are doing okay
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lowkey just want to write a fic about most of the lightwoods meeting up and just trauma bonding lmao
(I’m scared to because I have my own stuff to write and lowkey scared my views are too strong so someone write this please) (this might be very weird and y’all probably think they’re so fucking out of it because I ALWAYS AM)
I just want Alec, magnus, Thomas, Alastair, gideon, Gabriel, Sophie, Cecily, Izzy, Anna, Ari, Christopher, Eugenia, add Matthew, add Jem, add ragnor and catarina, Woosley scott, (severely underused) and maybe some others and just have a big dinner where they can all bond
I think Gideon and Alastair would get on famously. a lot of these characters have much in common. Thomas and Alec being as the “kind and quiet” lot. (show Alec not the mess cc wrote, ok that is not Alec!!!!!!!) a lot of them didn’t get a childhood or is the “silver” (whatever that sentence used as being lesser than in cc world) character who gets shoved to the side so the ridiculous herondale can thrive. a lot of them have major trauma and I just think they would all get along extremely well
and think of the difference between the present time and 1900s london. how society has changed, laws, and much more. you never get to see their characters get fleshed out properly. Gabriel gets this major change and he’s basically gone in TLH. doesn’t get to grieve his son, doesn’t say anything when his other son gets kidnapped
and it doesn’t have to be all of the lightwoods. I want a proper scene with Alastair, thomas, gideon, Sophie, Eugenia together. WE WERE ROBBED. I want to see Ari, Anna, Gabriel, Cecily, and we can include Alexander together. I don’t care about the herondales. I want Jem, I want Woosley Scott, I want to see more warlocks and werewolves and vampires. (I forgot to include them im sorry) I don’t care if James and Cordelia or Will and Tessa need to have sex this very instant
also want matthews pov of finally telling his parents EVERYTHING. ITS A CRIME WE WERE ROBBED
like I just feel we were robbed over sooooooo much
I want my characters who were thrown to the side in favor of the herondales to finally have some time in the spotlight. I want to see these families bond and battle some demons together. I wanted to see Gideon and Sophie tell Thomas it’s going to be okay after he gets accused of murder. I want Alastair to finally be able to process his shit and I feel like Gideon and Gabriel can understand some of his trauma. it’s been brought to my attention that so can Cecily. she loses two siblings, her father turns into a drunk, her mother forgets her, and when she sees her brother, he demands she leaves. Alastair’s own sister can’t even be there for him. I just want these wonderful characters who deserved so much better to finally feel like they belong and have a family
and it would just be funny and chaotic as hell watching some of these wild personalities meet lmao also kit doesn’t die, ok? HES HAPPY AND DOING SCIENCE i don’t know, maybe the idea is just as weird as hell
#anti cassandra clare#anti cc#just my stupid opinions#thomas lightwood#alastair carstairs#alec lightwood#anti jace herondale#magnus bane#anti clary fray#anti clace#imagine the thomastair content#imagine all of these beings meet#it would be so chaotic#THE TRAUMA BONDING#I’ve had this idea for a very long time but I’m finally going to post it#I know it’s kinda weird#but I love them all so much#I probably forgot some characters#just my take I guess
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according to the lost legends book, ford does know dipper’s real name. it’s *stan* that doesn’t know it, and ford calls him on it during a moment where they’re arguing over who does a better job looking after the twins
Gonna be honest here, even though I've read it I remember almost nothing...
#the only thing I remember was from the last story where little Stanley stole the chain(?)#and all the different artstyles and vibes. some plots here and there but all dialogue is escaping me#I guess a re-read is due....#kinda weird people got caught up in this and all (but what did I expect from the 'decipher things. underlying mystery' fandom. my fault)#not art#ask#anonymous#gravity falls#I'll try to be more careful when making stuff. I promise#that was just a dumb idea that came to my head#people said it was mentioned on journal 3 but again. I don't remember:')#not gonna stay here apologizing and feeling bad tho#it's a stupid comic take it or leave it. don't look too deep into it. it takes place in another dimension
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Like I feel kinda shit for it but I truly do not have the energy to figure out based on fcking posts of someone's Instagram likes and like. The fucking actions of people they support to figure out whether it's "okay" to like them like I just can't
#sayingthing#And honestly objectively it's kinda silly because there's more important things to focus on ffs!#But still like there is guilt there because you CAN know more than I do nowadays#And you know I like the idea of the people (who's work) I'm a “fan” of to actually be people I'd “agree” with irl#But for most people irl I wouldn't know that shit either! And we just fcking live with that until we do learn I guess idfk#And mainly it's a product of parasocialism and weird online culture#And I just want to be having fun out here but It feels fucking silly to say when I could potentially figure out if they maybe actually#Have shitty opinions or a shitty worldview or take shitty actions#But I just do not have the energy for that#I DO NOT WANT TO KNOW THAT MUCH ABOUT “CELEBRITIES”#NEITHER do I want to have the kind of mental relationship with celebrities where that's relevant#But I post about shit online and then I can't help but go along with the online contextt even though it's not how I fucking want it to be#This is just all stupid but that's the point I guess???#Like why am I even posting about this why is this a thing that I'm giving more attention than actual world-relevant things#Like at some point I'll finally decide that if people are being vague as fuck about why someone is x type of shitty#And also not Very easy to find more info on? It's just not worth it to get into.#So.#LIKE THESE ARE NOT THE THINGS TO FOCUS ON IN LIFE
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Need someone to come fix my life for me because I can't look at things objectively and without feeling deeply ashamed/embarrassed of every decision I ever took and how everything currently is but also nobody is ever going to do that so 🧍
#uhm. its weird. i feel like if a friend was in the same situation as myself i could come up with lots of solutions for their problems and#execute them asap to get them out of that place BUT i cant do the same eith myself bc i dont want to see all that. whenever i have to#face with the idea of something as silly as sending my resume to local museums and such i start sweating cold bc im scared of rejection#since it took so much out of me to be able to graduate. and every rejection feels final and i also kinda start feeling like nothing i do is#good enough to be taken seriously or into account and my work isnt worth anything (i guess due to my only experiences being working for#poverty wages) and yeah...#im not sure if i have self esteem enough to help myself get to better living conditions#i dont want to have a victim mentality and soend my life focusing on how everyone has it easier or gets help from others because i *am*#resourceful and smart and capable its justtttt so hard to think of myself other than as a stupid kid#whatever we move on..
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More shitposty doodles of my new Agent 24 OC pairing
#splatoon#Agent 24#Agent 3#Agent 8#Also 8 isn't being weird 3 just never wears anything that shows more skin than her hero gear#So it's more fascination than anything#Also his love language is being bitey so seeing shoulders just means more places to show 3 he likes her#8 is also.....kinda stupid#But it's ok because so is 3#Also I might make this Agent 96 because I have some cute ideas for 4 in this relationship#And these bitches still don't have names#Maybe 3 might be named Tad or Tadpole because of her love of frogs#But I think Tad is a guy name#Maybe Lily for Lily pads?#And 8 is Tad?#Idk I'm just throwing out ideas
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been thinking recently about how i play games (in general but also a bit on the competitive side on some)
turns out i don't particularly care about winning, i just want to have fun, but obviously i do like winning i just try to do win by doing very stupid stuff
it's way more fun for everyone involved when you do things against the meta or common sense and end up winning anyways bc it's so weird that it takes others by surprise
#i like doing dumb things that only work bc they're dumb#so everyone just falls for it#hehe yes run into my very telegraphed move boy#also why i enjoy low tiers more so than top tiers in most cases#bc they're often not super explored so people aren't used to playing against them#so they have no idea what to expect from someone that takes weird ass characters seriously#maybe i should get back into mk8dx#and use a stupid combo like max speed or something#bc you can win with that if you know how to go about bagging#can't frontrun tho#i'll think about it#i just kinda quit that game bc it's just. so dumb it's such a bad game. sort of in a way#it's good it's just oddly designed. it's at least pretty well balanced all things considered#but i hate it bc of how you have to play the game if you wanna compete at higher level#same with smash ult kinda. i hate Hate how high level ult is played. it's so fucking slow and defensive bullshit#but there's some fun to be had in it if you do dumb stuff as i said#or if you have a character like ness that presses a bunch of buttons so you're always doing something#i like pressing a bunch of buttons :3#it's so much better than just standing there waiting for the other guy to do something like sonic waiting to spin dash or#steve mining with a wall between you#or g&w doing stupid things in general this bitch has too much air movility#also fuck mario (sometimes) he's such a fast character you can't do anything unless you have fast options or are patient enough to wait for#an opening. but fuck that i don't wanna wait around#i wanna run straight at you and hit you#before anyone says to play melee or pm. no#sorry it's a bad game too just in different ways. not bad bad but yknow#meteor cancel. shields that reflect projectiles. like 15 characters you can use if you're good enough otherwise you have like 5 you can use#out of the 26 in the game (not counting wireframes or giga bowser)#tho melee definitely has some better mechanics like wavedashing and run speed carrying over from jumps (not really a mechanic tho#since it can be changed on each character individually)
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Does....does anyone else ever just like... lie out of expectation?
To clarify I mean this to say, when people ask you what you're doing or something, and you answer honestly but strangely and they very visibly don't believe you... do you ever just lie the next time to say something closer to what you know they expect?
Like. Because the truth sounds so strange for a "normal" person to say, people insist that you must have alternative motives??? And that you're just bad at lying??? So then the next time you DO lie and they accept that way easier than the truth so you get into the habit of lying about stupid inconsequential things so much you forget you're even supposed to be telling the truth???
#i don't know what I'm saying#but it occured to me that i lie about a bunch of stupid shit#like ive almost always got a lie ready#but then the few times i make an effort to tell the truth people look at me like i HAVE to be lying#like bitch you've NEVER caught me in a lie you have no idea what it looks like clearly#like is it odd that i went to garage where I smoke weed to use the space heater??#yes! is that what I went in there for??? ALSO YES#I've been cold for like four fucking months Christy I'm SICK of it#its not because I'm a degenerate who refuses to stay sober#like fuck dude wdywfm#theres a bunch of little things like that where people assume I'm lying but no I'm just fucking weird#this is WHY i lie tho#i woulda just said yes I'm here to get stoned as fuck#and she woulda believed me#auugufuhh#sam speaks#vent post#kinda??
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Me: I do not care about Descendants enough to watch that new movie. I barely cared when I saw the original ones. Me: *Watches one behind-the-scenes dance rehearsal of Brandy and Paolo* Me: *Silently SOBBING* Me: Ok fine. Fine. I know they have barely any screentime but AH ok. Fine.
#descendants#like legit i KNOW they probably have 10 minutes total of screentime since the movie is about the kids time traveling#but still ahhhhhhhhhhhhhh#also this reminds me of the time i saw Paolo in an off-broadway show (shoutout to Bella: An American Tall Tale)#(very weird show and i was the only person in my musical theatre intensive who enjoyed it)#(look the song The Language of My Nose and Lips and Hair really spoke to me as the only Black girl in that class ok.)#and i remember thinking this man was SO attractive but could not put my finger on why he looked kinda familiar#then at intermission i properly read the playbill and i was like THE PRINCE!?!??!?!?!#since at this point it'd been 20 years since cinderella and the man had not. aged. a. DAY.#oh and a few years prior when Brandy was Roxie in Chicago i went to Stars in the Alley and to this day i'm not sure what came over me#but her coming onstage to sing Roxie made my little tiny child self come to the surface and i SCREAMED in excitement#and my friend was like '...what was that' and i was like '...i have no idea... i didn't realize she'd have this affect on me...'#i really went from 'it's cool she's on broadway. i probably won't see it though.' to ear piercingly high screeching#i think i'm gonna give in and watch this stupid movie. i say 'stupid' affectionately.#because i generally enjoyed the other movies even if they're not my favorite of the DCOMs. but it's really just to see them.
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had a dream I had a boyfriend and he wanted to come to a therapy session to talk abt smn unrelated to our relationship (this was 100% cool with me) but my therapist instantly hated him and she was like "justify to me why you're here 🤨🤨🤨 name something u like abt ridley and then maybe ill let u talk" like what 😭😭 it was just me being a mediator bc they were arguing. Which is insane it was like couples therapy but evil
#it was very strange.. the boyfriend was a completely made up guy also not anyone i know#also like. idr what it was but i wanted to talk abt it with my therapist and he was being encouraging and asked if him joining + keeping me#on track would be helpful and i said yes bc i thought it was/would be sweet and there was so much dread bc my therapist was MAD#i also remember we hadnt been dating for very long so i hadnt talked a lot abt him to my therapist prior but she was livid it was weird..#i also was like. well. if she hates him maybe im stupid and we shouldnt be dating and maybe i should go die in a hole also#it was so strange.... hmmm. i have more thoughts now actually but that may be deeply personal..#i will say my therapist kinda felt like my mom in the dream. i wanted her approval sooo bad. i met with my therapist today btw it was normal#like. i care what she thinks but its not as intense by any means and like. idk. i dont think im capable of having a normal therapist-patient#relationship. not bc of any therapist being bad at their job/boundaries i just get very emotionally invested in them as a person#IDK thats also complicated. maybe ill make that a different post or never talk abt it again well see.#so many thoughts in my brain but probably a bad idea to elaborate heavily. idk. maybe ill talk abt it with friends later maybe i wont 🤷♂️#.ares
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