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things we learn about scully in s1
she has a godson (and she told his mother that she thinks mulder is cute)
she did her residency in forensic medicine
she's good with dogs and is naturally drawn to all kinds of animals (even evil-looking monkeys)
she wants to keep her christmas tree up all year because her father always made her take it down as soon as the holiday was over
(and she was never positive that her father, who was in the navy and involved in the cuban blockade, was truly proud of her, because she joined the FBI instead of becoming a full-time doctor like he had wanted)
((and he didn't say "i love you" the last time he spoke to her. ouch))
when she was 14, she stole one of her mother's cigarettes, which she thought was disgusting, but she wanted to do something Forbidden for once
she once forgot her own birthday (which is february 23rd) when she was studying for her exams
she has a little cat sign on her apartment door <3
when challenged by the preacher's kid, she refused to deny the power of God; she was raised catholic, and remembers that "God never lets the devil steal the show"
(she's almost always wearing a cross necklace, even while declaring that she considers science sacred)
((and yes, her favorite movie is the exorcist))
she took some biology courses on bugs and is now going to tell you some bug facts
she has two brothers, one younger and one older
her dad- with whom she did not have the greatest of relationships- nicknamed her "starbuck"
(he called her this after the steady and rational first mate character from moby dick; all the more cruel when you consider he pushed her aside for joining the FBI rather than doing the "logical" thing, becoming a doctor. to cast her in a role of the dutiful daughter without her permission and then create a conditional sense of love is just. so mean. it's a miracle she didn't turn out as emotionally repressed as he did)
#i TOLD you i store all of these facts in a little spot in my brain! and compile them for ease of access when needed!#we didn't get as much scully lore in s1 as we did mulder lore but i'll make that post another time. perhaps tomorrow.#she also seems to need a constant IV drip of caffeine which i think is endearing#nicknaming her after the guy from the whale book who was supposed to be even tempered and level headed is lowkey evil#i'll get back to that another day but like. to reject her when she fails to do the “logical” thing and become a doctor?#ugh just says so much about how she grew up. and maybe we'll learn more later so i shouldn't jump too far ahead.#anyway! love to observe tiny things about characters that help formulate their worldview <3#and i look forward to learning much more!#the x files#txf#dana scully
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The 126 + Coffee -> Judd vs. the espresso machine
#911 lone star#911lsedit#the 126 + coffee#judd ryder#owen strand#mateo chavez#tw: food#the way that man just yanks that espresso machine around lmao#I'm team judd on this one btw. I don't have the level of patience needed for a fancy machine like that when I need my caffeine#i also have no idea what a half-cap cap is supposed to be but i swear thats what the official captions say so...#I must not have the coffee lingo down#i'll take a latte?#my gifs#queue it up#and so the coffee series begins#911ls parallel#episode: s01e02 yee-haw#episode: s01e09 awakening#episode: s04e01 the new hotness
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i failed to resist the siren call of vending machine energy drink caffeine on an understaffed day when i did not sleep enough, but the sight that this wretched can contains possibly 10x as much caffeine as the iced tea i usually go for has greatly tempered my willingness to subject myself to the effects of drinking the entire beverage
#adddna#but like on some level i do kind of just want to consume caffeine because its miserable in an interesting way.#thats always sort of what the devil on my shoulder telling me to drink caffeine is sayong
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Battle! Team Plasma Boss Colress but it’s 3AM and he’s limping out of his lab to fight you
#pokemon#pkmn bw2#achroma#colress#not MS Paint#Wow I actually coloured in something#local scientist dies from caffeine overdose#just to help levelling up some kid's Emboar (me)#my art style changes faster than the minor/major in his battle theme
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"There are spiders in my veins."
"Maybe stop trying to replace your blood with coffee."
"Nah, that's not it," I assure the jittering nerves before sipping more coffee. "I just need to find something to get rid of the spiders..."
#did you know that lithium cares how much caffeine you drink#if you drink less or more that you did when it took effect you could mess with your lithium levels#my doctor assured me this doesn't mean i need to drink a pot of coffee every day#but i'm sure he was just kidding#he's a kidder#rambles
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me at the end of lab: see you after spring break!
my professor: wait hold on, will you be laying at the beach next week?
me:
me: i don’t like the beach
him: well will you go skiing then?
me: i don’t really like being in the snow either
him:
me:
me: i’ll figure something out
#he gave us two weeks on our report just so we can spend spring break “laying at the beach”#apparently i will not be laying at the beach next week 😭#also my crude caffeine sample was YELLOW??? apparently he’s never seen that before T-T#halfway thru the experiment he was like “so did it turn purple yet” and i was like sigghhhhhhh “not yet 😔😔😔”#for reference the crude caffeine sample was supposed to be white. idk dude i’m just on a whole different level of organic chemistry yknow 😏#also there’s this really pretty girl in my class and i managed to talk to her !!!!!! but made it really awkward ofc ¡¡¡¡¡¡
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apparently according to my coworker I’ve been acting “half-crazy” today but i was given permission to bc it’s race day
#f1#he’s into f1 too okay just yknow a casual watched not my level he goes to me instead of googling I’m not joking lmao#anyways half an hour before his shift was done we were bantering like we do and he goes ‘you’re half crazy today aren’t you’ and I was like#wym 🤨 and he laughed like nah it’s fine it’s race day after all how long has it been?#‘97 days man’ ‘shit okay yeah then definitely allowed’#anyways im home now and bouncing off the walls w too much caffeine bc ive already been up for 11 hrs#joey rambles
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oh, I drank coffee before breakfast today. that's why I'm insane 🙃
#i didn't realize this was a thing and then on an ep of MFM they were talking about how apparently drinking caffeine on an empty stomach#just YEETS your anxiety levels through the roof#and i was like oohhhhhhhh that's why i feel insane if i drink caffiene before noon#bc i don't eat until like noon#except on the weekends but then i have enough Enriching Activities to keep my brain chemistry like. appeased. i guess.#like if i have a coffee and then play videogames I don't get super jittery but if i have coffee and then sit at my work desk#i go b o n k e r s#like ALL DAY#anyway. that's why im the rare person who drinks coffee in the afternoon#it also doesn't affect my sleep. sugar does but caffiene doesn't affect me
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challenge 'OBTAIN CIDER without the STUPID ID you left at home like a stupid IDIOT': completed
#i feel a bit like a corpse. but a cute one#this was just the right number of hours spent sleeping and grams of caffeine and level of anxiety about the exam for my hands to shake and#my stomach to churn. but i will get over it hehe#kata.txt
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like i literally am obsessed with maybe the perfect old man for me specifically to be obsessed with. like it's so perfect and aligns so well ! it's a miracle, a coincidence, a blessing, a phenomenon. it's almost like there's a reason i like him so much or something!
#*caffeine voice*#myevilposts#like idk it's like the assassination chain meme but like as the levels#of dramatic irony and weird connections bringing us together. the death star addition would be G-D MADE US BOTH !#or it's like that image from twelfth night of anne hathaway with the sword and everything and *gun is cocked and pressed#against my temple* erm um i mean i like him in a regular way and it's all just coincidences.#actually it kinda is hm what's that word. i like him because of the similarities but the similarities are found because i like him.#so it's like a big loop. incestuous in a way. whatever it means that word means.#whatever that conundrum! means. fuck. syndrome. complex. coincidence. whatever that means.#i don't know. the adjective noun. the incestuous coincidence. you get it.#where one cannot exist without the other essentially.#mutually exclusive ! ah ! the similarities exist in a mutually exclusive way. that's almost it but i feel like there's a more specific#complex or conundrum in psychology that better describes this phenomenon.#we would exist in similar way apart from one another ofc. but by being similar i am drawn towards him and finding similarities.#and even that's not really true because i had to be interested in him at first to like him. finding similarities came further down the line#but you get it.
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What's your blood type if it was a food?
A powdered sugar donut with a glass of chocolate milk on the side 😆
#I looked up the Japanese blood type personality thing and it was interesting#I'm O+ by the by#but the personality type for O's was interesting#I think I identify more with my horoscope (Aries) but I'm also not a big astrology gay#anyway if we're talking about what my blood would be made of it would just be chai or black english breakfast tea runnin' in there#i'm reaching college levels of caffeine intake again
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Fun ways to know the Level Headed One ™️ is around: You hear someone sigh in exasperation when you glance around an empty room before dropping the single socks back into the laundry hamper.
#screaming into the void#🛡#:)#tired mom vibes coming strong this evening#sorry braniac(affectionate) but my caffeine high toddler brain is winning this round!#hey at least the laundry was folded and done#ive seen some other systems having like catchphrases for posting and lowkey wanna make mine like#princely posting#or something but that might be a little on the nose given then anonymity thing thats supposed to come withh tumblr#also i might regret it once im feeling a normal amount of energy again because this is like jittery even for me#i am PUMPED#and understanding now the importance of water ive literally only had ice coffee and dr pepper#grace dont cone for me its only been one of each im just a slow drinking ill have water with dinner i promise im not a hypocrite#on the one hand i dont want this level of energy to leave on the other sleep is important and its lowkey alarming how good ive felt today
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Are our drinks really that much more caffeinated than other countries'?
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yeh mate. a lot more's allowed where u r, because u like to have fun :]
#the original tweet declaring it a ''nanny state'' oh my god me. meee. you are FREE in america#to be fair op of that was canadian; which is itself a level up from england. (by that i mean its better/more relaxed)#when i went canada in 2015 i could get two vanilla cigarillos for like $1 or $2 CAD if i remember correctly#we don't even have menthols here anymore... when i next visit the US i'm getting a pack of newports and a fifth of henny dracula flow style#agh this got off topic from caffeine i got into my obscure special interest of les cigarettes......#no i do not kin spy. 0%. (<- shes not even lying to u that really is the truth.#spy is not weird enough to pass my own personal kinnie litmus test that i just invented)
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I think somethings rlly fucking wrong with me
#I smoke weed and it triggers a paranoia episode I smoke weed and it triggers wtf I’m in now or maybe it’s just the caffeine combined with#the lack of sleep I only slept 2 hours last night I couldn’t sleep but then I was in a super weird mood all of yesterday which was the day#after the weed so maybe it was that or maybe not or maybe it’s just cause I was on weed for so long that my Brian’s a little fucked up abou#it or maybe it’s my body craving more weed in the way caffeine addicts crave more coffee bc it’s a similar level of addiction except weed#makes you more high and I am buzzing I am shaking while holding perfectly still I came up with a weirdass fuckign plan I thought was genius#and was so fuckign pissed off for a minute there in a way I don’t usually get where I’m not murderous but I’m not thinking clearly either#and actually it was green while anger is usually red or orange (ik it’s basic fuck off) but yeah it’s probably just the caffeine it’s prob#just the caffeine rn#but what about all the other times I keep fuckign getting like this am I in a mental health slump or am I chronically depressed and was the#past month or so a hypomanic episode or am I just grabbing onto things the way I do#I’d talk to my therapist about it but she’s on vacation til September fuck I need to talk to her I can’t sort all this out#I can’t tell if the brain fog is making it worse or better bc I can’t work through my thoughts but I also can’t spiral as efficiently#I keep thinking and feeling these great grand things about myself I’m a beautiful person everyone is lucky to have me I have the best ideas#and no one else can see it bc I know better than everyone else but they all feel so hollow and it’s just the last two days or maybe just#today I can’t remember I can’t remember a lot of things but was it the weed? what’s happening to me whats always coming back to happen to m#vent
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Back in the day, the caffeinated panera lemonade that killed people unironically helped me with my mental health cause it showed me on an extreme and semi-regular basis that I am actually caffeine intolerant and that wanting to kill myself after drinking something that isn't juice or water is NOT my usual
#thought i just didnt like soda#or tea#when i realized the lemonade correlated with my bad thoughts#i was like damn i should stop ig#and then i replaced it with this really good chai tea mix at starbucks#spent weeks figuring out my perfect mix#just to find out its ALL caffeine#it just hit me at a lesser level#i just didnt notice cause i was already depressed#and thought i was just gaving bad days when that happened#anyways#thank you panera lemonade#panera#lemonade#entity writes
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in my macro freak era & constantly torn between “i don’t have caffeine after noon!/try not to have after 10am!” and wanting to drown in celsius/gfuel every day for the appetite suppressant
#(gripping my leg violently) just because you lost 30lbs in two weeks once by grossly overconsuming caffeine doesn’t mean it’s sustainable. j#sleep is so so so important for weight loss & im not in a super harsh deficit just yet#(i’m working my way down slowly (hard limit 2k -> 1.5k -> currently like 1.3k w/ strength training & cardio)#and it def feels more sustainable than how i’ve approached this in the past (see above)#and Shocker! I have Energy!) but results being /so/ much slower is a little sad#and cutting down on caffeine throughout the day means you have to eat more consistently throughout the day#for energy n whatnot#but tbh that’s not really a bad thing? bc eating Nothing kills your metabolism#Bad! Stunts progress!#but Augh it’s a hard hurtle to get over sometimes#and Also because of this i don’t think i can really get away with under 1250ish a day without being literally bedridden#(i have. some kind of problem & experience some level of chronic fatigue :/ )#which is why i’m kinda focusing on working out as well#i don’t rlly wanna be muscle-y at all but more muscle mass = easier to burn calories/fat. fun fact!#so like. means to an end ig#sigh#i do miss early afternoon caffeine sometimes but i’ve def gotten to a point where i don’t usually feel like i need it#i drink a cup of black coffee & green tea in the morning and eat a few eggs n im good to go#anyway. hi chat#pro for me not for thee#not ed sheeran#notpro
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