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saw ur grower or shower hcs,,,, as an extension to that, what would their sizes be? (sry if u’ve alr done size hcs,,,,if u have can u link them to this ask pls)
Gonna kill two birds with one stone and say both size and hair :)
Grower:
Simon Riley : 8 inches, decently thick + buzzes the hair down real short but does not shave it all off :).
Kyle Garrick : 8.5 inches, average thickness + shaves completely.
John Price : 6.5 inches, definitely the thickest in this category + trims his bush.
Alejandro Vargas : 7.5 inches, thin but VERY curved upward + does not shave, does not trim, the man's been rocking the same bush since he first started growing it in puberty.
Alex Keller : 7 inches, average thickness + buzzes it down like Simon does, right after he's done trimming his mustache :).
Shower:
Johnny MacTavish : 5.5 inches, THICK, thick, thick, beats everyone + does NOT shave on the field... but shaves it all off at home :).
Rodolfo Parra : 5 inches, average thickness + shaves it off fully just like Kyle and only ever lets it grow a little before he's shaving it off again.
Philip Graves : 4 inches, but he's the second thickest in this category + shaves it all clean off because if his face is shaven, so will his balls be.
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xxnomadsxx · 8 months
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Branch would be the kinda guy to vent about horrible trauma as a joke then get asked if he’s ok only to reply with “eh, it’s no big deal”.
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thoughtsfromlayla · 8 days
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oh you like arranged marriage/soulmates as a trope? is it because you've failed so many times in your romantic life you've come to find comfort in the idea of having them being found for you?
*points at the mirror*
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sixie · 1 year
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Hey, do you guys remember how the Gov't planned to turn a seven year old amnesiac into an immense weapon of mass destruction by infusing them with a dangerous singularity through a series of painful experiments? Seven years old.
Chuuya was just small baby boy!! A scrunkly lil guy! He did nothing to deserve this. Lost any form of a normal childhood and yet still grew up to want keep his city safe. He just makes me want to cry.
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jimmyurinelover69 · 2 months
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guys my mom is threatening a mental hospital
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who-u-calling-pinhead · 4 months
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Ho.
Ly.
S h i t.
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gl1tzh · 6 months
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they weren't lying, that robot sure can dream
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the-crimson · 1 year
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Omg ALL the eggs are in their emo arc rn.
Like Richas has been betrayed by Cellbit and dismissed by his parents which triggered Romera Richas.
Tallulah has been betrayed by Richas because she doesn’t understand why he hates a painting she loves.
Now Pomme and Dapper are throwing a tantrum for being abandoned by bbh when he went to take care of Tallulah.
Something is in the air I swear
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choppedsouldreamer · 2 months
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Just a picture of the gay idiots and nothing more lol-
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And yes I keep reusing the same background, I think it looks nice and I wanted them to be complimented in their own colours, and not in a blank void! :,<
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cyberspamii · 10 months
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MORE shrike sketches for my au. I'm gonna base him off the "Crab-eating macaque", which is a cute monkey that I think suits him well! I'll do a beebs design later, I might make him look more like a walrus maybe?
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mysweetbabycakes · 1 year
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sadly no riding on stage last night.
but i still think there was some riding at the after party.
🐎
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torimurphy · 7 months
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Should i kill myself or go to therapy ?
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beedeebee · 1 year
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Don’t get me wrong I love Doja cat but her new music video- she looks like the little demon guy from soul eater I mean
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like this isn’t just me right?
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frameshiftworks · 10 months
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"An Audience For My Death"
Morgan? Honey? You doing good?
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alexandersimpleton · 10 months
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So, why has no one discussed Whitney's suicide attempt via spider yet? Like what the fuck?
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startuxi0 · 1 month
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sigh….no time to draw….too much to draw….
Which do I. Do first.
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