#(reading for the first time)

[socktrace]

Me, reading mtmte/LL for the first time: "Oh, I like Trailbreaker/Trailcutter!"

he dies

Me, still sad:"Aw, Nautica and Skids are so cute together!"

Skids dies and Nautica sacrifices her feelings for him

I'm devastated rn. No one is safe. Swerve has been holding up rather well since the begining but it can get worse. Who knows what the next issue will bring.

[thesarahshay]

Capt Nemo: Imma tell you how my ship works and how I stay alive underwater in excruciating detail

Prof. Aronnax: Oh hell yeah gimme all that science

Nemo: And I'll tell you exactly how I managed to build this ship without anyone finding out

Aronnax: I believe every word of this increasingly ridiculous story

Nemo: Now it's time for my diatribe about how I hate land and will remain underwater forever

Aronnax: Go off, queen

Nemo: Aaaand that's all you need to know I guess

Aronnax: Cool cool cool. I definitely don't need to know who your crew is, where they came from, how many there are, or how you managed to convince ~100 people to give up life on land and just live underwater for the rest of their lives

Nemo: Yeah lol why would you care they're not like PEOPLE

Arronax: lololol totes bestie

Nemo: oh btw we don't have a doctor

[uwuyongyapper]

im reading the cruel prince for the first time and I kinda wanna punch cardan in the face and stomp on his nose and break it ngl

[artist-issues]

I like Harry Potter but when will the trend of me having to guess which new adult character is the twist bad guy end

[stopaskingmetocreateanaccount]

this shit isnt called fruits basket for nothing huh

[rad-roche]

classic cinema is such a great pastime cause you'll hear somebody say yeah this movie changed cinema forever and is still the standard 70 years later and you'll go into it like surely it can't be good and come out of it like wow no it is that good actually. like this every time

[shoomlah]

I have a feeling that beneath the little halo on your noble head There lies a thought or two the devil might be interested to know You're like the finish of a novel that I'll finally have to take to bed You fascinate me so

You Fascinate Me So, Blossom Dearie

[cronchy-baguette]

thank you for loving me

[biggest-gaudiest-patronuses]

hero/villain showdown but one of them has a spontaneous medical emergency and the battle gets put on hold while their archnemesis drives them to Urgent Care

[skipblebee]

Sv au where everything is the same but it's like a reality tv show (the system takes interviews)

[blueingameland]

[mellosghosts]

in my heart this joke is in the movie, but unfortunately im afraid only we, hughjackmaniacs, would get it 🥀

[moonilit]

This is basically their teen dynamic lol

[gibbarts]

o to have a beautiful chimera lover ; farcille

[lazylittledragon]

i read legends and lattes recently and now i just think karlach should have a coffee shop