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[dkettchen]

same energy

[muchmossymess]

This fandom shit is easy

[dol-dogboy]

Reactions to PC

Breaking Down

(Obligatory these are fake and these are my pcs thank u goodbye—)

Percy:

(4) Break down <

(Medium Love)

(High Love)

Bowie:

(4) Break down <

(Persecute)

(Break down further)

Damon:

(Low Awareness)

(4) Break down <

(High Awareness)

(4) Break down <

Celes:

(5) Break down <

(Vent your frustrations)

(Stay quiet)

[quadrantadvisor]

This post reminded me of the time I got entranced by the idea of in-universe rpf and wrote an "excerpt" of a hypothetical accidental selfcest fanfic.

The Lore tm is that in a universe where Bernard never met Tim, he became a prolific Capes RPF writer as well as conspiracy theorist, and that the popularity of the Bruce Wayne/Batman ship gave him the fun idea of pairing up the Wayne kids with Batclan counterparts, which lined up surprisingly well! Tim, who frequents the Gotham Capes RPF tag for normal reasons (as a kid he wrote a surpisingly popular series of gen fics where his self insert oc got adopted by Batman, he was like 11 don't judge him) sees this fic and finds certain details, such as, y'know, shipping his family members with themselves, highly suspicious. He must investigate this person and find out how much they know.

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[...]

“What are you doing here, Nightwing?” Officer Grayson sighed. He looked tired, the hero noted. He understood that. A city like this could make a man tired in his soul. “The case is over. There's no reason to see eachother anymore.”

It didn't take long for Nightwing to find a reason. “There's no Batman in Bludhaven,” he said. “I need to take allies where I can get them, and you… I think you're in the same boat.” He remembered the photos of young, pretty Richie Grayson, smiling in the tabloids,  and thought about how the force could beat down someone like that. “I know you want to make Bludhaven a better place. We can keep helping eachother, working together. We need eachother.” That was all true. But none of it was why Nightwing had come to the officer's apartment balcony.

Grayson rubbed a hand over his face. “I don't think you understand how much trouble I could be in. If the other officers found out I was slipping information to a vigilante…” He frowned, the dark circles beneath his eyes even more pronounced with the expression. “They don't trust you.”

“Do you?” Nightwing couldn't help but ask.

Grayson clenched his jaw, and his gaze on Nightwing became piercing. Looking at him, the vigilante knew—he had been beaten down, but not broken. His free spirit compressed into something stronger, harder. There was fire in his eyes. “I don't know,” the officer said, “should I?”

In some ways, the display of dominance was adorable, and Nightwing couldn't help flashing his signature sharp grin. “You can,” he promised. “It's up to you. But I could show you.” He hopped onto the balcony's railing with his inhuman grace, and held out his hand. “If you put your trust in me, I'll make it worth your while.”

The man looked dubious, gaze flicking from Nightwing's shielded eyes to his outstretched hand. “How?”

“You used to be an acrobat, didn't you, officer?” the hero asked.

Grayson looked away. “That was a long time ago.’”

“Well,” said Nightwing, still grinning that wicked grin, teeth flashing in the dim light, “how would you like to really fly?”

The officer's eyes went wide, and for a moment, Nightwing worried he would close the door, shut him out, and it would all be over. Then a determined look swept over him, and he stepped forward, reaching out.

Grayson's hand slipped into his, and Nightwing took the leap.

[...]

End notes:

😭 why did you have to become a cop richie how am i meant to acab like this????

like yes cops are Bastard but like. Richie Grayson was an outlier and should not have been counted. he's perfect your honor. he's never done anything wrong in his whole life. no one tell me otherwise pls

also nightwing is some kind of fae creature but don't worry about that

[all-lars-bars]

I'm very surprised there are. No fics of Ethan Winters in Bioshock. They're both like Dad-Simulators in horrifying situations.

I think it's perfect and I'm disappointed that apparently no one else has thought this. Leaning on and looking out a window solemnly

[sanchoyoscribbles]

magical girl who works as a junior mechanic in her grandpas garage and is studying for her license, the whole series would be about her teaching safe driving concepts and fighting monsters that embody bad habits like road rage, tailgaiting and not using ur turn signals 🛑

[lucysweatslove]

Having a rough night tonight. I’m really missing who I used to be.

[vitaspera]

unhinged calix / viorel yapping commences..

[kitchensinksurrealism]

whenever people talk about what they were like 13 and i'm thinking like "wait that was me when i was 15" or someone's describing a stereotypical 18 year old and that was just me when i was 20. etc etc etc etc so like. although there's no way to be one particular age and everyone ages at different speeds. but idk it all adds up that i always seem to act 2 years younger at any age. soooooo tag ramble

[o-wild-west-wind]

broke: Ed says he doesn’t remember the talent show because he’s intentionally dismissive of everyone’s trauma and is gaslighting to belittle his role in it

woke: Ed says he doesn’t remember the talent show because he’s essentially a reactionary trauma state with legs after a lifetime of forced violence and his default mode is dissociation/never sit with the pain so it’s as disconcerting to him as it is to everyone else to realize that he is responsible for perpetuating trauma in others while only being partially conscious of the memory of it

bespoke: it was the gas leak year

[bacchuschucklefuck]

the never stop blowing up vhs is where cute twinks go to get harmed

[seaofreverie]

GOT TICKETS FOR SPARKS IN LONDON AND BERLIN!!!!!!!!!

[sysig]

Coding woes (Patreon)

[clumsypuppy]

I CANT USE CSS ON ARTFIGHT...............

[essektheylyss]

Programming doesn't suck that much really but it DOES suck when I gotta do something specifically the way it's asked for in an assignment when I know an easier way to do it.

[zestyzigzagoon]

I'm running through final edits for chapter nine, and my current least favorite game is 'What's more annoying; using a hyphen for everything when I should be using an em dash, or having to leap through sixteen hoops to type in an em dash because my keyboard literally doesn't have one and Windows is incredibly annoying about it?'.