Every "Title of your sex tape" joke in Brooklyn Nine-Nine
"Kind, sober and fully dressed", Jake to Amy
"I'm sorry about tonight", Jake to Amy
"It's not your fault, I was terrible", Jake to Amy
"I'm horrible at this, when can we stop", Jake to Amy
"Ah, well done", Jake to himself
"I'm with someone and nothing is going to happen", Jake to Amy
"This better not bite me in the ass", Jake to Amy
"Uh oh, hope it doesn't get too sexual", Jake to Amy
"Blast of cold air coming out of that box", Jake to Amy
"Why doesn't your mouth work", Jake to Amy
"I hope it wasn't a mistake", Jake to Amy (right after they fuck for the first time)
"I just got it out of the vent to rub it in your faces", Jake to Amy
"One more 'but' and you're in contempt", Jake to the judge at his trial
"I'm so confused, I don't know what's happening right now", Jake to Amy
"I'm shaking right now, I'm definitely going to cry" Amy to Jake
"Seriously, what is taking so long?" Jake to Amy
"My mother has a fantastic basement", Jake to Holt
"I came alone", Jake to Jimmy Figis
"That's not how holes work", Jake to Boyle
"Why don't we take this map and this sextant and chart a course to the restaurant", Holt to Boyle
"Did not work at all but I love that you attempted it" Jake to Holt
"Jake and Amy are getting married tonight", Boyle to himself
"Sorry, that came out weird", Jake to Holt
"It's hard for some people", Jake to a therapist
"It just slipped out", Rosa to Boyle
"I came as fast as I could ", Jake to Amy
"There's not even any soft parts in the middle we could pull out", Jake to Hitchcock and Scully
"Grabbed whatever and yanked", Boyle to Dr Oliver Cox
"Just show me the tip", Jake to Holt
"She's coming, hide!" Jake to Holt
"Quite hard upon me", Jake to himeself
"Demon in your jeans", Jake to his father
"Cockpit Larry and the mile-high stewardi", Jake's dad's actual sex tape
Weird that Doug Judy and Gina aren't on the list 🤔 🤔
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