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Hello my name is Teddy. I used to run the blog borderlineteddy until the big tittypocolypse on tumblr happened.
Since I last ran that blog, I realize that a lot has changed but Tl;dr is I came out as enby and I've also lost my bpd diagnosis so I wanted a blog with a new vibe.
I plan on using this blog for memes and cat pics plus some pictures I take.
Not sure what else to say besides
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KEANU REEVES on stage with his band Dogstar at the BottleRock Napa Valley festival on May 27, 2023
#Keanu Reeves#keanureevesedit#dilfgifs#dilfedit#mancandykings#flashing gif#*#SCREAMS#ahhhhh hi giffing someone else is wild for me#*cash register noise* *glass breaking* *car horn*#i will never know rest#this man is boyfriend shaped#happy keke is so good for the soul i don't have#LOOK. AT. HIM.#tell everyone you saw me with the devil#gonna crawl back to my cave now
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Rick Grimes in The Ones Who Live | 1x04 - What We
#*CASH REGISTER NOISE* *DOGS BARKING* *GLASS BREAKING*#Rick Grimes#towl spoilers#The Ones Who Live#*#rg#excuse me but The Nose™#his face when he realized she said children#let him cuddle his baby boy#I CANNOT#HOW DOES HE KEEP GETTING MORE ATTRACTIVE WHAT KIND OF WITCHCRAFT IS THIS#what's in your water out in the cotswolds man#all those fuzzies#stab me with an entire home depot aisle of rakes#I SAID#F U Z Z I E S#i never win i am winning#bless all the lines on your face#they beautiful and sacred#if you don't want to nuzzle into that beard i don't trust you tbh#im putting you on a watchlist#nice rack rick
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so i've been playing A Game™
#pizza tower#pizza tower fanart#the noise#mr stick#more like mr dick am i right#my art#slap his bald head !!!!!!!! makes the same sound as opening a cash register
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roman politics is a political arena and crassus punching another politician and drawing blood is both narratively satisfying and more importantly, sexy
#i'd fuck that old man but he managed to dodge the vestal virgin accusations so i'll settle for (loud cash register noise)#anyway. antony showing up to the senate so hung over he pukes is also landing the circus theme tbqh#moving on: if this made it into the main body of the bio i would include it in the crassus comic without hesitation#as it stands i will probably forget this happened because it's the first part of this comparison that i spend a lot more time thinking abou#the fucking. roman economy. (head in hands)#defending crassus from the greed accusations is a full time job and i am NOT clocking in 9-5 for it
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that's him, that's captain babygirl
#sidney crosby#my art!#all i wanna do is bang bang bang cash register noise and draw hockey players smiling#he's looking at exactly who u think he's looking at
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did you have more negative experience than positive working in a bookstore
Retail is the same.
#[gunshot] [gunshot] [gunshot] [cash register noise]#before you ask the thing about retail is that you do get an employee discount but the pay is shit so you're too broke to use it#also if you work for a big company they have people checking ebay for employees reselling shit#but it's not hard to do it as a side hustle if you're careful#and remember to ALWAYS ALWAYS ALWAYS shit on the clock#anonymous#assbox
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the problem with wanting it to be socially acceptable to be weird in public is that in order to make it more socially acceptable, more people have to be weird in public, but until it is made more socially acceptable, that is not the most Respected/Well-Treated/Understood course of action
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First day at the new job went well-
Even though it was just me staring at a computer screen watching all these training videos for 6 hours straight
My head hurts
#bite it strike#i was supposed to leave at 2pm- but ended up finishing at 3pm#whfkvjsjfjsjc hhhhh#the training videos were like- educational videos for kids#literally#it had carttoon animation and lil 'bonus badges' for when you got answers right#there was also this fucking ninja that would jump into frame and make the weirdest fucking noises- he showed up like- 6 times#idk it wss wierd#hhhh might be put on cash register tomorrow... fun
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John Wick: Chapter 4 - Blu-ray Featurettes
#me 5'4": i will pick him up#Keanu Reeves#kreevesedit#keanuedit#*#this man is boyfriend shaped#my favorite shape#is he even alive if he's not rubbing his hands together#survey says no#he really laughs HEEEEEEEHEEEEE#and it is precious every time#going to sew pockets in everything i own just so i have a place to keep him#thank you for being so animated and talking with your hands#because H A N D S 👀👀👀#if i speak....#*cash register noise* *glass breaking* *car horn*#man do i love me some old man eye crinkles#...that's a sentence#it's true tho#*me trying not to scare new people away with my tags and probably failing*#is that double black denim my dude#very canadian of you but slightly cooler
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The Ones Who Live | 1x06
#THE SNARLS#Rick Grimes#*#rg#The Ones Who Live#excuse me but The Nose™#his n e c k#bram stoker is outside#he wants to talk#sweaty curls were the best ones#H A N D S#rogue fuzzies#richard pls#bout to invest in those kneeling pads people who garden a lot use#when else do you snarl?#HMMMMMM#*cash register noise* *glass breaking*
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the niche f/f couple that has been occupying my brain
#im not saying zacian and zamazenta are lesbians but its too niche of a joke so if u dont get it. i am saying these pokemons are in love#this should be a tweet but there there rlly isnt any possibility someone gets it.#its abt the [insert il gunshot gunshot cash register noise di barrio]#a#alone in my room: no you guys literally dont get the parallels in positive negative oppositions that are being drawn here
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O hello time that the mental clarity wears off and the chaos and screaming distractions creep back in
#if my meds bring waves of clarity until all at once my mind is quiet and i can focus and address things and pinpoint#when they wear off it is in waves like overhearing someone laugh particularly loud in a diner and wondering what jokes theyre sharing#then the next wave is the dinner rush so theres more indistinct chatter and ambiet noise and the cash register bell#then all at once suddenly its like wild is running through an i hop with a lit torch in one hand and abomb in the other wearing a frogsuit#with wind cackling and chasing him doing that kid/teen shriek laugh only they can accomplish while intermitte tly blowing a kazoo#adults are yelling at them to sit the f down and behave#somewhere the jukebox is glitching and playing 4 songs at once#and i have stimmy static buildup in my arms and legs and neED TO CLIMB SOMETHING PLS#and oh shit what did i come in the room for? oooh snacks#oh. im incredibly hungry. did i forget to eat and drink because appetite supression side effects?#ooops#(pokemon sleep gebuinely helps me w that tho. i remembered lunch 2day bc snorlax needed lunch)#anyway#rambly ass tags#actually adhd#from my experience this is comparable#it fades out after a bit. but like the meds wear off surge was particularly hard today#hyah-txt
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