#*PAYING not being. sigh

[poorly-drawn-mdzs]

If I was in a lucid dream with a ghost, I would simply impress them with my blunt rolling skills

[eleccy]

headcanon kristoph is partial to sinfully rich chocolate. it's one of his most obvious weaknesses because he's honest about it. every time he's out to dinner with phoenix, he does this whole act at the end like "oh hmmmm should i do the chocolate lava cake this time? i really shouldn't. it's so unhealthy. but i'm going to be thinking about it later. oh alright. you talked me into it. i'm going for it! oh i'm so bad, wright. really. we're living dangerously tonight." and phoenix just takes a biiiig swig of juice straight out of the bottle every time and is like "ya cheers i'll drink to that babygirl."

[daily-hanamura]

[carnivalcarriondiscarded]

the high prices of fucking Everything is so exhausting i stg

[birbwell]

I know you don't go here anymore, but for the ship-word meme I gotta know:

Saxwell, Domestic

I like to think Saxton has Media Presence, being a very Visible CEO. so when Australia eventually finds out about his and Maggie's breakup, it's a media circus. and in addition Bilious is not at all pleased bc they were essentially the perfect australian™ match. he feels hounded at his office and at his home,

so one day in a weekend, Bidwell is chilling at home and gets a knock at the door and its Saxton. his boss decided that the best place to run away from board meetings and reporters is to hide out in Bidwells dingy little apartment. of course Bidwell says yes, this is his fucking boss!! and of course Saxton is like. "wow this is your place?? it's so small. you don't even have space to work out that's fucked up", his own rich person brand of ignorant and rude LMAO.

it is always a little weird but it ends up feeling home-y as they grow closer. Bidwell learns to like the intrusion that is Giant Man Who Is His Boss, even if its sudden sporadic visits ranging from Saturday mornings or the asscrack of midnight. standing at his doorway, Saxton is too oblivious (at first) to admit that he actually really enjoys spending time with him in his shitty flat. he's just never had this sort of domesticity before.

[icewindandboringhorror]

I was just thinking what a cool job this might be.. what if you were just the person who makes little still images of cute animal figurines doing various activities to post on social media...? like.. show up to work and just spend the whole day like "hmm... this table should be placed to the left a little.. let me set this miniature bagel down in this way... this tiny rabbit should be wearing a scarf", setting the backgrounds, the lighting, etc. ... dream job perhaps lol...

[fallahifag]

babysitting is so fun i love kids so much and the girl i babysit on sundays is sooooo sweet and her parents are amazing. but i also hate how i feel after because the whole ordeal makes me want a child 1234793479329 times more than i already do and that kinda makes me sad tbh bc it feels soooooooooooooo far fetched. wish i could be like one of the cool tumblr girls that are all “ugh yea idc about kids i don’t want one” but NOOOOOOO i am plagued by the thoughts of fatherhood every waking moment. sometimes i even have dreams about it

[dkniade]

What a feeling it is, in the middle of the night, listening to “Drinking Song For the Socially Anxious” and then immediately “Her Sweet Kiss” and knowing that Joey Batey sings in both of them and you can tell it’s the same person but still there’s a huge contrast between Joey as (at least mostly?) himself in Drinking Song and then Joey as an emotional heartbroken bard delivering “I’m weak, my love, but I am wanting” as though Jaskier is nearly in tears

[yellow-yarrow]

why can't my job be Writing Posts About Disco Elysium On The Internet

[devilsskettle]

i hate that this website has location based ads now like it's one thing to promote the local grocery store chain to me but i am seeing ads for my workplace now :/

[corvidaedream]

had an appointment w my pcp and told her the plastic surgeon i had a consult w wants me to lose weight before he'll consider top surgery and she just sighed deeply.

[ilikethequiet]

Todd Stashwick in Star Trek: Picard 3x01 - The Next Generation (Set 2)

[shima-draws]

By thee way I am planning on reopening commissions soon! I’m moving out in a couple months so I need to start saving up for the cost of that plus the deposit and all that fun stuff. So keep an eye out ;)

[medicasino]

i literally cannot wait until there is actually other life sim games like the sims that are actually publicly available to play!!! like Tiny Life is out now and i do definitely want to play it but... come 2024 we might have Life by You and perhaps Vivaland in our hands... also i am Really Really awaiting Paralives as well i am PRAYING for a release date to be announced. like i will exercise as much patience as i can but tbh ts4 is depriving me (i only have base game + my first pet stuff + desert luxe kit so i dont have 95% of the gameplay i want .) and i would love to just be able to have something else to play too??

[lostjammer]

we are so back

[depressedhatakekakashi]

Sakura should have been allowed to stab at least one person

As a treat