#*SCREENSHOTS NOT SHITS GOD DAMNIT

[lecliss]

WHAT DO YOU MEAN THESR ARE REAL IMAGES FROM THE GAME!,!?!?!?!?!?!

OH SO CYBERCONNECT KNEE EXACTLY WHAT THEY WE R DOING WITH ENDRANCE HUH.???????

[celibibratty]

Hmph, even tumblr knows what is the right thing😒 (being a proshipper)

[dance-like-an-idiot]

t4t whizzvin/dykesettos my children...

i have come bearing gifts...

set around thrill of first love where marvin isn't quite sure about his gender and accidentally asks whizzer (his girlfriend(?) who keeps telling him that she isn't a girl all that much) about it while they're both shit faced

1.1k words, whizzer's pov, whizzer uses all (mostly he/they in this one shot) and marv uses he/him (for now)

if you want more of this au check out the full plot i wrote!

under the cut is my writing screenshotted, then written out :3 enjoy!! (and reblog with your thoughts mayhaps?)

whizzer knows they're far too drunk when marvin asks them "what is it like to be transgender?"

whizzer, utterly baffled, sputters out a laugh that catapults her forward on the couch and he nearly hits his head on the coffee table because of their newfound drunken power. he laughs for far too long and laughs directly into the floor and their weight is slowly falling off the couch with every new laugh that racks her. "oh marv," he starts with a giggle. "i just hallucinated the funniest thing."

she keeps laughing and marvin teasingly punches their side —marvin's drunken power pushing him off the couch, whizzer was barely on it anyways— whizzer starts laughing even harder when his ass hits the ground and marvin's cute but upset pout doesn't alleviate it. "was that a hallucination?" he says with pretty, even while narrowed, eyes. he huffs from the couch and crosses his arms. "answer my question."

whizzer stops their laughs and has to physically steady himself for a moment while she tries to remember what he asked in the first place. something out of character, but funny, but something whizzer knows about... oh shit right. oh. oh. okay. yeah. thats pretty out of character from a transphobe, however charming this one is.

he blinks a few times as they leave their thoughts and he looks up to marvin. he meets his gaze and starts crawling back to her place on the couch, slightly dazed from the weight and firm reality of that question. they don't get up on the couch though, it's too far away and her (his) body seems too heavy for that right now. unfortunately marvin still sits on the couch a few feet opposite to him, and whizzer sits in front of him. it's a very familiar position, but surprisingly his mind doesn't wander. "um," he starts lamely. "bad." yeah, thats an understatement. "yeah." they nod their head, agreeing with himself. "yeah.”

marvin frowns and slides himself off the couch to sit next to whizzer. he pokes their arm and scoots incredibly close. he wraps his arms around whizzer's shoulders and drapes his legs across whizzer's lap. it feels like every part of their bodies touch, to whizzer's drunk, touch-starved delight. god, very, very drunk then. "tell me more, asshole." and whizzer's thoughts are snapped closed.

he pouts, facing marvin again. and well, he doesn't want to think about their gender or... anything at all actually. so he kisses him, attempting to shut their mind up.

marvin drunkenly reciprocates and it gets very heated very fast and once marvin starts unbuttoning his shirt the very idea of having boobs, cleavage, breasts, curves, bullshit on his body seems very revolting and he pushes marvin off very fast. "no. not now." he says and rebuttons the single button marvin undid on his shirt.

"why?" he asks. whizzer wraps his arms around his chest and subconsciously squeezes because marvin is so fucking smug its clear he thinks he's found something, and honestly, upsettingly, he has. he's impossible. and a bitch. and hot. ugh.

whizzer groans and flops their face into marvins open lap, squishing their breasts and all thoughts of them. "my boobs are revolting right now.” he drags his arms out from under him, if he's talking about it he'll be comfortable damnit. “sometimes it's fine, the days i don't wear my hair up or actually put on makeup. but its usually just when i look hot that i like my boobs.” whizzer stops themselves, but doesn't think, only talks. “i wish my chest was flat cause it doesn't look like me. especially when my hair is up and i wear your shitty masculine-full-of-urine clothes. cause i look and feel like a man then.

“i wish i was. but also not, like not a man man. dammit i wish i had a dick! a flat chest! god it would be so nice. i wish i could look like a man to justify feeling like a man. i feel like i'm just imagining it sometimes, cause i know tomorrow i’m not gonna feel like a man anymore. tomorrow i very well may love my boobs and pussy and have my hair down and go full glam.” whizzer takes a heavy breath, somehow sober enough to not speak his next thoughts; “am i a fake?” maybe. maybe she is.

they sniff back their tears and its the only sound in the room. the two of them just sit there, whizzer face down in marvin's lap for –surprisingly for them– non sexual purposes, and marvin…

marvin slowly relaxes and his hands caress whizzer's tense shoulders. it feels so fully like permission that he relaxes too, and keeps talking. “i wish i didn't always have to pass in order to not get punched whenever i go out. i wish i could go out into the world with a packer under a skirt, and my hair up, the hot makeup i can do so i look facially like a guy, a bubblegum pink polo and my goddamn leather jacket. i wish i could feel like myself, to everyone, without having to look over my back so i don't get hospitalized.

“i love looking like both of them so much, its so fucking cool and nice i’m too drunk to describe it right what the fuck…” whizzer trailed off in his endless ramble. he shifts his head to the side so their cheek was pressed against marvins ankle. "what was i saying...?"

"a lot," marvin responds with a light chuckle and whizzer just now notices that his hands have stilled. his hands climb up his back and he slowly starts to pet whizzer's hair. whizzer melts into him with ease, though marvin starts to melt too, entranced by whizzer's increasingly heavy breaths. whizzer notices marvin's legs part minutely, and marvin's arms feel heavy on them and they hear a soft groan from the coffee table.

he really is relaxing, then. good. these moments are rare, and lovely and seconds later whizzer can't say he's surprised when marvin's hands tense suddenly. "baby..." marvin starts but stops himself. that pet name is definitely surprising. good surprising. wonderful, but surprising.

whizzer turns around fully. his head is seated in marvin's lap still and he makes eye contact with marvin's tense face that is inches above the coffee table. he must have been resting on it.

marvin's face moves above him and calloused hands comb back into his hair, soft, slow, and only once. his thumbs brush softly through his undercut and whizzer is so content with this gesture that they don't even think about the face he makes, with their eyes shuddering shut. but it makes marvin speak again, quietly; "you're so handsome."

thats. thats a surprise.

whizzer doesn't know how or when but he's suddenly and passionately kissing marvin. he's so struck with joy from this person he loves (oh, sober him would never admit that) that he returns that joy in the way he knows best. because he may not understand this euphoria, or marvin's actions, but he understands sex pretty well.

when whizzer feels up marvin’s chest and the other man winces, he wishes one day he'll understand marvin better.

[rusty-gloinks]

MURDER DRONES EPISODE 5 : Random details and favorite parts of this episode

Will be putting major spoilers under cuts if anyone has NOT seen the new episode, or has yet to see it. CW/TW: Blood, body horror, murdery stuff! SPOILERS!! AHHH!!! You get the point. I am not responsible for your actions :3

(This post is a mix of different things btw, Md related tho)

None of this will be in order, and I might need to make a PART TWO!!! Since the total is 45 images. :’)

FIRST UP. I would like to take the time to appreciate doll so have some LOVELY LITTLE images of her I took.

She looks so fucking awesome???? Like holy shit. She slayed!!!!!

not to be fruity .but. yea

SHE. also Isn’t that the campsite? Or just a different location with the same appearance.

OKAY. Next up. BABYGIRL . I SQUEALED AT LIKE EVERY SCENE OF THEM SHES SO FUCKING CUTE. MAN😭

BLEEEEEH (I’m going to make this my icon soonthat was the purpose of the screenshot. Also because I love them)

World is mine by Hatsune mi- cyn. World is mine by cyn. The famous vocaloid /j (HSES 😭😭😭😭)

Noticing how her balance is SOOO Much better while holding someone?. Also MOOD .just like me .real 💔

i lov e you🥺EEEK /p. Shes melting

MY SIB AND I WERE FUCKIJG DYING OVER THE PUPPY EYES.LMAO. I love their humor

J* , and they locked her in the basement. I am so SAD about this information

PROTECTIVE BIG BRO MODE…babys

Okay, listen, i know these 2 got shipped before the release but OUCH this makes things so much weirder!!! eugh:( (mainly saw em as friends.tttotallt not becsuse I project my friendship with my silly mutual onto them.no. /sarc)

anyways forget them being friends as my headcanon. THEYRE FUCKING SIBLINGS EVEN BETTER!!! (prjdedcts me and my elder sib onto th— *gets killed /j*

GAY RIGHTS(After the 2nd watch i realized she was making them kiss each other and I started laughing so hard my sides hurt)

Okay glitch QUIT SHOWING OFF. god damn !!!!! Literally appreciating this scenery so hard. 10000/10. :3

YKNOW HW I WANTED TO SEE TEARS IN THE NEW EPISODE!! LOOK. KIND OF CLOSE!!

LOOK HES SOBBING!!!! ALMOST. I GOT WHAT I WANTED OMFG!!!!! YAYYA!!!! (Love it when ppl cry /j

Lovely little lad. Reading abt dogs:) so cute…

subtle hints of favoritism..👀(she obvs likes J more I think,)

I love how immediately i could tell this was drawn by Liam. Canonically J in the show but like his style is so adorable and bouncy!!!! AND LIKE yummyys:3 eated

Cute detail in Uzi’s room. SHE LIKES BABY COWS GUYS. ITS TIME TO MAKE FANART OF UZI WITH BABY COWS. /J

Blushys:)!

For those wondering what this is it’s basically a ripoff of YouTube. The caption is titled "Top 100 Doors ever!!11!" and then the views at the bottom 😭😭. KHAN AND HIS FUCKING DOORS GOD DAMNIT

This part scared the shit out of me i was literally about to cry. I THIUGHTT SHE KILLED HIM

I had to slow this down and repeat the same clip OVER AND OVER Just to get it right, apparently the solver can swap roles? (The order is supposed to be yellow then purple since Uzi takes over as an admin instead of CYN.) very cool.

STP FIGHTING D:

BOTH VRY SCARY :(

Better glimpse of her backpack. Cute little skullbat zipper!! Also batteries. 👍

Apparently DEAD BATTERIES, aka the logo on Uzi’s sweater could be a possible band? Or reference to a band I don’t know? Like how they have my chemical robots (or something like that) as a ref to the band MCR (romance).

Sigh., N was that you.

Conlang? Fictional language? Glyphs? I’m assuming it’s VERY important (since liam lovessss foreshadowing, i will further elaborate). Hoping there will be ways to "simplify" it to english!

Yknow how in episode 2 Uzi takes braidens sentience or sumn like dat. Yea 💀

Alright I’ve hit the limit, gonna rb again with part 2!!!!! Soon. Maybe

[wishi-selfships]

csm 171 thoughts below.

SHIT. SHITT. SHIT. FUCK. OH FUCK. GOD DAMNIT

FUCKK NO DENJI PLEASE THE HEAD WAS FAKE IM SO SURE OF IT 😭 P L EEASE BRO IM BEGGINF

Thought change— Barem is a total fuvkijg bitch. And a SCAMMER because the head isn't Nayuta's. I would understand if the first time we see her head, it had no mole but it was still Nayuta because Fujimoto could've just forgotten. But two weeks goes by, everyone is talking about it, and the next chapter that drops, she still has no mole under her eye? It's definitely intentional then. It isn't Nayuta, Denji has been deceived, has successfully turned into csm (black), and now has an even bigger target on his back for a death that hasn't truly happened (yet).

Another thought that I've had when reading.— about barem again, yea — the way his head snaps off is a little weird. Not in a bad way, but the artistic way Fujimoto depicted it had me raise an eyebrow at first

The neck specifically, I mean. What... is that? This isn't me speculating on what this could mean btw I just like legitimately wanna know what's going on. Is that his neck itself? Or is it one of those, like... after-images or whatever artists use to show fast motion in a singular panel. Or does the guy just have a really stretchy neck. Thoughts!

(Obligatory "that should be me" comment that's made to break the tension and stop myself from spiraling because, as much as I like the design for csm (black) the implications aren't forgotten and I'm in distress over this)

Also. On one of the screenshots above but Asa -> Yoru when Denji starts transforming puts a further pit in my stomach. The murder of csm (black) isn't going to separate him from Denji. That's like straight up just going to kill Denji and put Pochita back into the reincarnation cycle. Fairly sure thats what will happen. I'm scared that that's how things will play out. Frowns and crosses my arm.

Is... is this the Justice Devil??

The way the head is structured reminds me of it. Specifically when it had made a contract with Yuko. Doesn't it? That's literally the Justice Devil. Bro wtf are you doing here.

Stupid fucking ear bitch I hate you (the design goes hard). Also !!! Person on the left. Silly design!! The frozen expression on her face lowkey pisses me off though. Shit isn't sweet bitch fix your face.

^^ their design is really cool though. Esp that weird thing on the side of their face? No complaints from me, I love them and their weird growth

[clonebrainrot]

Aftermath Season 1 episode 1 rewatch

A live reaction

The bad batch aftermath

So we begin

I completely forgot that they had a clone wars intro for this

Ah Kanan sounding like a 40 year old man

And here they come!

Ah POV shot my beloved

God they are so badass

God I am already getting emotional over fucking nothing lol

Tech no you can’t say the C-word

You gotta appreciate all these battles where they are working together it only happens like 3 times in the entire show

God captain grey sucks

lol Tech doesn’t even look up from his data pad when he is introduced by Kanan. He is literally me.

Any orders or shall we do what we do? God what a great line

Oh yay! Order 66!

And everything continued to go down hill from this point onward

smh rebels was contradicted in rebels he said her last words were run not Caleb! I can’t believe they would get this wrong. My day is ruined

Also I am literally just writing all my thoughts out as they happen I’ll have a lot more succinct post later.

Even this early I cannot get over how good the animation looks

You have orders from the chancellor? Wrecker doesn’t give a shit lol

Hunter saw Kanan and he wanted to adopt him immediately

Crosshair is an amazing shot anytime he isn’t shooting a good guy. Then he misses a lot. Although you can argue that he is subconsciously resisting the order if you want

Poor Hunter he is trying his best to

God I am so tempted to writer a the bad batch protests Kanan fic. I think Omega and Kanan would have such a fun dynamic.

God the scenery shots all look gorgeous I wish I knew how to take screenshots of Disney plus or else I would show you

I forgot how often Tech talked. I don’t know why

Remember when people said the dead Jedi here was shaak ti? Cause that made no sense. She literally has a green hand.

Also every line of dialogue between Tech and Wrecker is just hilarious

“Oh they seem the same to me” I love you tech

My exceptional mind! Another great line

Info dump more Tech I will enjoy every piece of dialogue you give me

First appearance of Omega!

Interestingly Omega notices when Hunter looks up at her. Hmm makes one think doesn’t it. Tap this one down as the first of “omega is force sensitive” (I won’t let this theory die”

There she is. She is just the best.

Also Omega has the worst haircut ever.

I love all of Omega’s weird little waves. She’s so socially awkward sometimes I love that about her.

Oh boy. Tarkin here he comes to ruin the day

lol the Kaminoasn really are like “bitch what are you talking about”

Oh my man soup clone is gonna steal the scene

I like to blow things up because I like to blow things up. You always know your ways with words tech

I can’t get over how horrible omega’s haircut looks it is so bad

Soup clone or should I say CX2!

I love that this food fight is a regular occurrence

Regular clone coming in With a metal tray!

I wish they had done more with Echo’s PTSD

I will leave you to process the shock of this revelation

Maybe this empire thing isn’t so bad after all (it was)

I just realized what happened to Lama Su? He just dipped out of the shows lol

And wrecker is shot for the first time. First of many. I think it might be four total. Wrecker takes an absolute beating throughout the show

What we did on Felucia. Well now I need a whole show about that

Tech riding the proto dark troopers is such a video game moment

I completely forgot how little Omega is in this first episode until like well over half way through

Crosshair’s knife shot may be my favorite of the entire show.

Ah the fetus room my favorite one on Kamino

I completely forgot Tarkin has met Omega.

Squad does not make a squadron. I thought squadron was just for aircraft and naval vessels? I know this is a nitpick and doesn’t really matter but it stood out

I love how Hunter always goes to Omega’s eye level. I love that about him.

Oh oh! Oh no! Kid you aren’t a soldier. Damnit I am crying now. She grew up to be a soldier! Ah I hate it I am going to bawl my eyes out for the rest of the episode

Saw you complicated man. I don’t hate you like some, but you always go about it the wrong way you drove so many people away you indirectly killed one of the brightest minds on Star Wars, but your heart was in the right place. It’s just how you fight. That’s what is important

I love how Tech knows who Saw is on sight. He knows literally everything I love that about him

Saw also does it. He gets to eye level when talking to children. I love this detail. Not talking down always talking directly.

Crosshair always the contrarian with “not that you know of”

Wait how did Tech know about the conversation with Tarkin where he talks about the five clones. He wasn’t there. There are a few instances throughout the show where characters know things they really shouldn’t

Someone is coming we need to go. That’s two strikes for force sensitive omega (again not letting this die)

God the wide shots on this show are stunning

Do you think it’s a problem that I can recognize all the trailer shots as they appear? lol

Strike 3 for Omega being force sensitive. Although this one you can excuse as just her knowing about the inhibitor chip. There is one that will be coming up that you can’t read as anything other than force sensitive IMO

Oh did I ever tell you how when I first saw Omega in the trailer I thought she was a boy lol.

I love Omega copying her brothers it’s so cute

I can’t get over how bad her hair is. I hate her original hair style. It’s just so bad lol

God even in this episode so early the music is absolutely banging.

Omega knows crosshair is coming before he actually comes. And then she’ll make this amazing shot. Omega is force sensitive. Nothing says she isn’t in the show. And so I will go to my grave believing it. Canon be damned

Also why is the Coruscant guard on Kamino? What happened to the gray colored Kamino police clones?

That’s a second shot for wrecker. Dude just keeps getting beaten the shit out of. Already planting the seeds for that inhibitor chip activating later

And there is the shot. Followed by shots that go completely off the mark. Makes one think doesn’t it…

Also Nala Se you sneaky sneaky. I hate you for fives and also love you for helping Omega in the end.

So begins Omega’s adventure. And so begins the beginning of the end for theirs

Next stop Cut Lawquane

God I am excited to go through these episodes. It’s like it’s starting all over again even If I have watched this show a collective 4 times lol.

[huevobuevo]

Trips and drops all my wholesome Layton peepaw screenshots oh shit oh fuck fuck fuck god damnit shit fucm oh god shit

[dirtytransmasc]

so I installed the new ST puzzle game and omfg it so cute. the gameplay pretty basic so far, but the character design makes up for it.

look at them, they're so fucking cute

my girl looks like she's ready to kick ass and I love her for that.

MY BABY, MY SWEET BABY BOY, LOOK AT HIM.

Keith is apparently a part of the upside down now

she looks so fucking cool

I swear this mother fucker blinks si much faster then the others, cause I tried like 3 times and he blinked everytime I took the screenshot.

my fucking queen, I love her, I love her expression, I love her sweater.

I swear Lucas's only emote in this game is fear and fear with a little sweat dripping down his forehead. he looks so concerned. I'm only one chapter in and he looks like he needs a break. let my boy rest God damnit.

~~~

also all of them (so far the only characters ive unlocked for gameplay is Mike, Dustin, Lucas, Max, and El) have their own attacks/abilites

Lucas's is fireworks, Max's is a game stick, Mike has his walkie, and El uses her powers. Dustin is a healer.

~~~

I have a shit ton of gameplay to go, but I have this to look forward to, so its all gonna be worth it.

'stick with each other'

PLEASE MY HEART CANT TAKE THIS LOOK AT THEM, SIBLING RIVALRY (POSITIVE) AT ITS FINEST.

I can't wait to see what happens. little scared about what they might do to my boy, ngl, but side content tends to be a little nicer to Billy then the main source so I have hope.

[ratbubos]

🌹New Years Prep loads of dialogue under the cut + note: it may not be fun to read

Before going out for New Years with one of Ben’s friends, Lucie and Ben got ready and ate dinner at his place.

After grabbing a plate, Ben sits down and changes the channel on the tv. Lucie: I was in the middle of watching that.. (┬┬﹏┬┬) Ben: Mm.. sorry :I Lucie: (¬_¬ ) Ugh. You always have this channel on. Ben: Yeah, Lucie, it’s kind of a big part of my job. Lucie: Okay? It’s a part of my job, too, but you don’t see me watching politics 24/7. Ben: Yeah, cause you’re not a politician. Lucie: Regardless, fricken ask before you change the channel. Ben: Lucie, it’s my goddamn apartment. Lucie: Yea, but I was in the middle of watching something. If you were at my place watching your ‘goddamn’ politics, I would ask you before I changed the channel. Ben: Fuck, Lucie, why are you fighting me on this so much? Lucie: Cause you were being a dick about it. Ben: All I did was change the fucking channel. Lucie: But you had a dumbass tone talking about it. Ben: My tone--? What the fuck are you talking about Lucie? Lucie: Shit, calm down. If I knew you were gonna yell at me about it, I wouldn’t have said anything. Ben: Ufgh.

Things cooled off a little by the time they needed to leave, but Lucie and Ben were both still a bit high strung.

Ben: Lucie, you ready to go? Lucie: Mm, yea. Give me a second. She mumbles the words with disinterest. Ben: What the fuck’s up with you? Lucie: ... (¬_¬ ) Ben: Did you not like my tone? Lucie: Don’t fucking talk to me like that, you immature asshole. Ben: Don’t talk to you like that? You say some fucked shit sometimes, too, you know? Lucie: Oh, shut up! Ben it’s not my fault your personality’s shit. Ben: Fuck off, Lucie. Lucie: You literally started this. I just wanna leave, so just shut up and let’s go. Ben: ...Fine, god damnit.

I honestly had no idea what they were arguing about when I played this and so yesterday when I wrote the first argument I was like.. but they’re standing in the screenshots?? So then u get a part two :p

And, yes, my content warning is just a note saying this may not be fun to read. I’m too dumb to do anything else :/

[syrelivesforptj]

My life as a loser Fanfiction, the thought of self peoclaimed literacy genius, Syre:

IVE BEEN LAUGHING AT A MY LIFE AS A LOSER FANFICTION I FOUND IN ANOTHER LANGUAGE FOR AGES LIKE THE PLOT IS UM WEIRD BUT ITS GOOD TOO?? Basically Ancheol is in Jinus body as usual and he is like "yo my past self is hansome" but he says it audibly and then Seulgi goes "GAY?" AND THEN ANCHEOL GOES "...GAY??..." and sangmin is like "mm.. Gay" it's a love triangle I guess but the ancheol x ancheol shit is real fucking odd

ITS JUST THE TRANSLATIONS INTO ENGLISH... YOU CAN ASSUME WHAT THEY SAY BY CONTEXT BUT... here are my favourite screenshots so far as examples

There's so many more but these are all I've took so far.

EDIT: SORRY I DONT WANNA SPAM POST SO IM JUST GONNA UPDATE AS I GO ALONG!

Chapter 2 now. Seulgi is one funny mother fucker. EVERYONE IS TAKING EVERYRHING THE WRONG WAY. also spirit Jinu is fed up with all the bullshit

DAMNIT WHY IS THERE SO MUCH ANCHEOL X ANCHEOL? HELLO? please PLEASE let jinu take over his past body so this is LESS TERRIFYING? Maybe this is a Sangmin x Ancheol fic in disguise...? The author said they'd ALL get together so... idek man does that mean Jinu like the real Jinu would date them? What have i gotten myself into... also there hasn't been any super funny messages yet so have this from the last parts of chapter 1

EDIT 2: OKAY SO WHAT I SEE HAPPENING IS JINU IS TRYING TO FIGURE OUT HOW TO GET ANCHEOL BACK TO HIS BODY! HE GOES "he must've liked me already sigh..." SO... IDK? MAYBE. ALSO seulgi is being funny again

Edit 3: ancheol lying to dabin about hanging out with Jinu to not need to hang out w her very funny

edit 4: chapter 3.. I stopped reading... I can't do it anymore oh god

Edit 5: I LIED. MINGYU AND SEULGI SHIP DIFFERENT THINGS. MINGYU IS TEAM SANGMIN X JINU, SEULGI IS TEAM JINU X ANCHEOL.

Chapter 4 is them saying "one point" if Ancheol and jinu are close or sangmin and jinu are close and in the end they'll compare numbers to see who's most likely.

[luparaneo]

Lupa Plays Genshin: AQ Ch. 4 Act 2

in which a newbie player has a Theory, let's see how it plays out

ah looks like they address this plot point pretty quickly

Paimon blurting out "HI WE LIED TO GET INTO UR OFFICE SORRY" like GOD FUCKING DAMNIT YOU ARE THE WORST SIDEKICK ON THE PLANET

Good thing Neuv brushes it off like no big deal, because seeing what happens later I would NOT want to get on his bad side. like ever

NAVIA I THOUGHT YOU WERE COOL, HE CAN'T EVEN LOOK YOU IN THE EYES

I am going to FIGHT YOU BARKBARKBARKBARKBARKB- (worlds angriest chihuahua defends the feelings of a sentient Niagara Falls, more at 11)

anyway, we do a little sleuthin'

'Tag being a smartass lil shit in court, because of course he is

Furina being visibly knocked down a peg or two was greatly satisfying to see.

mesmerizing..

love that I grabbed this screenshot at the PERFECT moment so Neuv looks so fucking done with people barging in lmao

HE SAID THE THIIIIING

-guilty, ofc

"side character" my left buttcheek, you're practically the third protag behind the Traveller and Paimon with how much you get featured

what a tweest! (look at his "wait, what" face. adorable)

and after a brief moment of badassery..

-THIS is why I said I don't want to ever get on Neuv's bad side.

ඞ

anyway Marcel wants to hear the voice of his long lost love one last time, however...

"your wife/gf hates your very existence and won't come to the front of the consciousness right now, but we'll talk to you :) "

oh well, fuck that guy lmao. Now as we go on our way to Press F to Pay Respects...

:(

Navia makes peace with Neuv, the weather clears, and I'm now on my way to the next Act! Also, my theory:

The plot seems to be heavily hinting that the Oratrice Mecanique d'Analyse Cardinale actually is self-aware, as Neuv suspects, and it called out to Lyney during his stealth mission who panicked and noped the fuck out. So I think it needed to dial it up a notch and purposefully gave Childe a guilty verdict, because it needs something (like help, perhaps?) and throwing that curveball was the best way to get attention from some of the most powerful and brightest minds in Fontaine. Or, maybe it knows the "business" that Childe is up to and needed him out of the picture. Because as he well knows, it has never returned a different judgement than Neuv's own.

[damifrfrx-x]

ok lookiezz er i just wanna say something because yeah i feel like i have to with and without getting my sister to screenshot everything i wrote but ok so TW ig

(i wont finish this lmao)

anywayz. so honestly, idc if you dont know what i mean im just gonna write all this but honestly, ever since i left the hellpark server, i've been getting more stressed out and more worried about everyone that is in the hellpark server even though im still able to talk to some people that are in the hellpark server but i still “waste” my time worrying them anyway and i feel like i should join the server again, i of course always had a fun time in the hellpark server and ever since i joined the server, i felt like i was in an actual family because everyone treated me like i was finally something important and made me feel like i AM something important and whenever i talked to any one of them, i immediately feel safer and safer and the hellpark server became my safe space because of Gregory, Star, Jasper, Moxi, Vivi, literally, almost everyone made me feel safer (tbh no offense or smth but Gregory was the one who made me feel the most safe) until i started getting even stressed out and traumatized because of hellpark, different fandoms make me feel worse so sorry if im just being a dramatic bitch but yeah, ever since i've been traumatized, i started self-harming and shit and i honestly i hate whenever i just feel shitty, so i started asking myself: should i join the hellpark server again so i can feel safe again? i'd still be a little traumatized, but i'd also slowly start feeling more comfortable and safer like before, so ig i can join the hellpark server again and see if im gonna be safer again, sorry for the fucking vent god fucking damnit im so useless rn

[anendoandfriendo]

God damnit Shado.

(This was about, uh, April 21 in 2023 based on the screenshot data here.)

[Shado: The mother visited us today, mentioned the sister. So what did we do?

Of course, we sent way too many links and too.mhch reading. Which is funny. She says she'll read through all of it, so, we sent LB Lee's pages too since they do a good job sourcing.

We will make an academic ourlt (meant to be the word out) of the body's mother, apparently, by the end of this weekend.

But what we basically did was send a shitton of articles and papers and stuff to the body's mother. And then we vented about having to deal with a parent that tolerates ableism because she doesn't understand what "accepting everyone who they are," actually means.]

[Hailey_Idol: Yeah lol sksksks we literally just apologized to her because , I'm not kidding:

"I'm not trying to make you an academic but that's almost what's required at this point."

We're fine but we won't shit (meant to be the word shut) up until the sister either changes her mind or the mother understands what the intolerance of intolerance paradox actually means. XD]

It's like, she has her heart in the correct place but, you know, we did absolutely say, verbatim, "maybe of you're lucky...but chances are there will be a point where this comes to a head, and you will either have to tell the sister to fuck off or you will have to tell us to fuck off. We would think long and hard about which choice you will make," before promptly falling asleep.

[hangovercurse]

The Things We Can’t Tell Pete About viii

Pete confronts you about the pictures of you and Colson on a date, Colson hears the song you wrote about him, and you decide the future of your relationship.

Colson X Davidson! Reader

Warnings: Cursing, light smut (18+)

A/N: The song in this is called “Death of Me” By PVRIS if you wanna check it out

Word Count: 1424

| i | ii | iii | iv | v | vi | vii |

Your hand was on the doorknob to leave your office when your phone vibrated in your pocket.

We need to talk

Was all Pete said. Attached was a screenshot of some news article with the headline “Best Friend’s Sister?” and a picture of you and Colson walking to your studio.

Shit.

You walked to Pete’s house, trying to figure out what lie you were going to tell him. The pictures weren’t that incriminating, just you and Colson walking around New York. And technically, at that point, you were being friends.

You didn’t even get a chance to knock before Pete was swinging the door open, ja clenched. “Pete, let me expla-“

He pulled you inside by your arm, slamming the door behind you. “You fucking lied to me.”

“I didn’t-“

“Are you fucking kidding me? Colson?” Pete grabbed onto his hair, pulling at the strands. “This is a joke, right? You didn’t seriously go on a date with Colson fucking Baker.”

You sighed, “Pete, I-“

“I asked for one fucking-“

“Peter let me talk God fucking damnit.” You yelled, shutting your older brother up. “We went to lunch as friends.” That wasn’t a lie. You were friends at lunch. “Because we’re friends.”

Pete squinted at you, trying to read if you were being truthful. “When did you and Colson become such good friends.” He spit out the word.

You had prepared for this question, “you passed out that night we were watching SpongeBob and we just got to talking. We have a lot in common, you know?” Your hands were shaking, even though you still hadn’t technically lied. You and Colson did become friends that night, right after he kissed you.

“So, you didn’t go on a date with him?” You shook your head, not able to bring yourself to verbally lie to your brother. “Because I’m serious, Y/N, I will lose my fucking shit if you-“

“I didn’t go on a fucking date with him. Trust me, I’m not that bad of a sister.” You huffed, turning to the door to leave before tears could spill down your face. The truth was you really were that bad of a sister. “But if I was, if I ever did date any of your friends and you pulled this shit, I wouldn’t be the only bad sibling.”

Pete rolled his eyes, letting you leave, “if you did, you would be selfish.”

You slammed the door after shouting “I’m not the only selfish one here, Pete.” As you walked away from the house you pulled out your phone, texting the only person you wanted to see right now. I need u

It didn’t take long for him to text back, I can be at your place in 10.

You felt your chest loosen up just slightly knowing Colson would be there to comfort you when you got home. You wiped at your eyes, trying to keep the tears from making an appearance.

Colson was leaning against your door when you got there, standing up straight when he saw you. “Hey.” He said softly, letting you throw yourself into his body. Your head was pressed into his chest, arms wrapping around his stomach tightly. “What happened?”

You moved back while shaking your head and unlocking your door. You led Colson inside, letting him pull you into the couch, back against his chest. He ran his fingers through your hair softly, comforting your shaking nerves. “Some fucking reporters took pics of us at lunch.” You finally muttered.

Colson let out a “fuckin paps” under his breath.

“Yeah, and then Pete saw them and freaked out.” Your voice was very pouty, and any other time Colson probably would have found it adorable. “He accused me of lying to him and being selfish which hurts because it’s true.”

“I thought we decided we weren’t lying to him anymore.” Colson commented, a frown falling on his face.

You let out a sigh, “I don’t want to lie to Pete, but he’s being unreasonable. I can’t even bring up the idea of dating you without him flipping his shit.”

Colson moved you so you were sat facing him, letting you see the distress on his face. “Y/N, we said we weren’t gonna lie to Pete. He’s your brother and he’s my best friend, he’s gonna find out eventually and it’s only going to make things worse if we wait.”

You pleaded with Colson, “can we just, keep this secret for just a little it longer? Please? I’m just not ready to handle that situation quite yet.” The man sighed, hands moving to hold both of yours.

“Just promise me that we tell him soon, okay?” You nodded in response, leaning up and pecking his lips. His hold on your hands pulled you into him when you tried to pull away, deepening the kiss. Your hands moved to his upper arms, stroking his biceps as he placed his hands on your waist.

When you finally pulled away for air, you remembered the song you had written earlier. “Can I show you something?” You asked him, already getting off the couch to fetch your guitar from its place next to the TV. “I wrote this earlier, after you left the studio.”

Colson raised an eyebrow, “no one’s ever written a song about me.” You bit your lip, positioning the guitar and strumming the first few chords to warm yourself up.

This love looks like a loaded gun A noose around my neck or a sweet poison If it gets in the wrong hands, then we're fucked 'Cause heaven knows what you do to me You could chain me up or set me free And you could suffocate or let me breathe, yeah Baby, you could be the death of me

Maybe I'm crazy, I know you're danger Baby, you could be, you could be I'm falling, fading, and seeing angels Baby, you could be the death of me Maybe I'm crazy, I know you're danger Baby, you could be the death of me I'm falling, fading, and seeing angels Baby, you could be the death of me

Colson watched you with fond eyes, biting his lips as he watched you strum the guitar. When you finished, he continued to stare at you, leaving you to blush. “It’s just the first verse through the chorus but-“

“You’re amazing.” Colson cut you off, moving closer to you. You stumbled over your words of gratitude as Colson moved the guitar off your lap, placing it on the floor in front of the couch. His fingers gripped under your chin, pulling you so your eyes were locked into his blue ones. You hadn’t realized how close he’d moved to you until that moment, when you were so close you could feel his breath on your lips.

Without hesitation, you leaned up and planted a kiss on his lips, letting his hands travel to your hips and pull you towards him. You climbed onto his lap, lips never parting. Your knees were on either side of his torso, hips spread across his own.

You pressed your pelvis into his own, a moan spilling into your mouth from his. He squeezed your ass through your pants, pushing you further into him. Soon he was guiding your hips into his at a steady rhythm, letting your lips leave his to suck on his neck.

He tugged at the bottom of your shirt, prompting you to pull away from him and strip it off yourself, your bra falling from your body soon after. Your lips went back to Colson’s briefly before he moved to take his own shirt off, revealing his canvas of tattoos. You lifted yourself from the couch, pulling on his hand for him to follow you. You had all intent to lead him back to your room, but he pulled you into another hot kiss, hands reaching down to your thighs and lifting you up.

He carried you to your bedroom, dropping you down onto the mattress. He tugged your pants off, leaving you in just your panties, before doing the same to himself. His bulge was evident through his boxers, the outline making you drool. He kneeled over you, hips grinding into yours teasingly. You leaned up to kiss him, hands in his hair pulling him down onto you. Your bodies intertwined perfectly; his seeming to know everything to do to drive you crazy.

Your body was on fire when he rid you of the rest of your clothes, only extinguishing when you were finally releasing around him.

[cherry-blossoms]

Major Spoilers for Higurashi Gou Ep. 15 below!!!

I live blogged while watching so here’s all of my reactions, I’ll post screencaps later

I can see Rika actively thinking "only 5 more loops" and I assume she's trying her best to cherish what time she has left with her friends if she loses... This is so sad, Alexa play Super Subscription of Data

The opening is such a bop I love it so much

okay but has anyone else seen the Match ad for 2020/Satan?? So funny

Anyways,

"who painted the Mona Lisa???" "Da Vinky??"

Awwww Rika, baby looks so sad

I am definitely posting screenshots of Mion looking so cute later omg

MENTION SATOSHI PLZ PLZPLZ

DAMNIT

so no Satoshi???

FUCK YOU OOISHI GET THE HELL OUT OF HERE BOOOO BOOOOOO

I love you Keiichi

AKASAKA!!!!!????? YESSSSS YESSSS

THATS MY BOYYYY

Rika !!! Look who it is!!!

Rika you're going to make me cry again

I wonder why Akasaka is all bandaged up in the flashback?

We- WHAT THE FUCK WHAT THW FUCK AKASAKA?????? NO NO NO OMFG OMFG

WHAT

WHAT

I

YOU HAVE TO BE FUCKING JOKING???? NOT AKASAKA!!! HOW?? WHY???

THAT JUMP CUT WAS AMAZING THOUGH

holy shit Jesus fucking Christ

NO KEIICHI

are they showing all the loops??? Mion and Shion's mom now too?? What the fuck??

Are they just speed running through the 5??

I'm shaking

Literally shaking

Annnnd there goes Mion's head god damn

and Rika's too!! They're really going all out this episode fuck

Fuckkkkkk

Kimiyoshi too???

This is brutal

Rika straight up said I don't want to hear your dumb ass speach, just kill me lol

ROAST HIS ASS RIKA "YOUR BREATH STINKS" IM SCREAMING

*sees Angel Mort* Shion??

KEIICHI???

Damn that was graphic, shit, poor Rena

Rika I'm so so sorry, you really don't deserve this,,

St. Lucia's??? Is that the school she went to??

So my overall reaction to this episode is:

[fruityweirdo]

screenshot redraw of Leorio

I redraw something cuz I’m bored and too tired and shit to party with my family for my brother’s party.

sorry not sorry bro :v

anyway your an asshole

original:

mine:

Edit: god damnit I just realized I forgot to do his facial hair. Woops

please don’t steal and please don’t use without my permission