Leverage episode where they have a job in LA and the evil rich asshole of the episode’s lawyers are from this very weird firm called Wolfram & Hart. and Hardison looks into it and is just like. hey guys why do they have deliveries of actual human blood listed under catering expenses
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The problem is Buffy’s taste is absolutely atrocious but she’s right. Like look at this man he’s supposed to be some stealthy vampire guy but he’s tripping when he walks in the door. He can’t fucking stand correctly. He has social anxiety so bad he hates to talk to everybody but his girlfriends. Oh look at this other guy he’s supposed to be evil and monstrous but he’s crying to your mom about his ex and asking for marshmallows in his coco. He has one dream about a girl and that doesn’t make him think he’s just attracted to said girl, he immediately thinks he’s in love and becomes obsessed. He has to dye his hair every so often and he chooses a neon white for some reason. Oh take a look at this girl she’s supposed to be cool girl tough girl who is down and good with everything but she sits alone all the time in one of the worst parts of town. She’ll only ever tell you that she’s five by five and you or anyone else has no idea what that even means. She’ll lie about stuff that didn’t happen to sound cool, all while walking around saying she has no friends. And here’s the kicker - they all mirror each other, have a history of violent murders, look good in leather and somehow all give off pathetic wet rat and babygirl vibes at the exact same time and no one has any idea where the line is. Plus they’re all some kind of gay and in kahoots with each other.
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I think the win win solution is for everyone to hop on the peter parkedcar and get themselves some pizzas 🍕
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Every time I remember this specific box set design exists I laugh so hard I cry
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Angel the Series | 5x22 "Not Fade Away"
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ANGEL 1.05 | Rm w/a Vu
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Barbenheimer collab with @sandhater
I did Barbie and he did Oppenheimer 💖💖
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i love cordelia chase so so much but i'm consistently annoyed by the take that she was never actually a bully because her insults weren't really that serious, and the scoobies were actually super mean to her for no reason. for one, that's just objectively not true. you're cherrypicking only her best moments and conveniently forgetting all of the classist comments she made to everyone but especially to xander, the one working class character, and that time she legit made fun of buffy for having a deadbeat dad or that time she said in front of willow that shylock from merchant of venice complained too much about antisemitism, just to name a few. but also, the cordelia was always perfect narrative is so annoying precisely because her sucking in the beginning is what makes her character arc (pre ats season 4 that is) so good. she went from the thoughtless mean girl to the most loving and empathetic person in the entire buffyverse. that's the whole fucking point!
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I hope james marsters knows what bleaching his hair with peroxide each episode for seven years (sometimes every eight days) to the point that his scalp bled meant to fans bc. spike is truly one of the most iconic cntiest vampires in modern media and that ramen noodle punk do was a part of it
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"An Aunt May Seminar: So Your Kid Is Spiderman"
She also has an upcoming seminar called "A close friend is actually a backstabbing villain who tried to destroy your kid: How to let go of toxic people in your life."
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I love the things that feel sorta incoherent between Buffy and Angel having their own shows, like how in Angel there's higher powers that micromanage him to the point of sending a vision that he's going to fall over the following day and in Buffy she'll be facing her twentieth apocalypse and they'll just figure it'll be fine they don't need to step in offer any guidance there.
But I can see where they're coming from because without their help Buffy would still save the world and even with their help Angel did still fall over.
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i know the answer is "they didn't know darla was going to be so important to the lore" but it is soooo funny to watch darla in buffy season 1. she's such a lackey. such a henchman. angel got a soul and spent the next hundred years curled up in an alley eating rats and meanwhile darla went crawling back to the master and decided her days of being an evil girlboss were OVER she was done making decisions for herself. whatever you say boss <3 spike and drusilla were out there living their best evil undead lives and darla third-wheeled them for a few years before going fuck this. literally would rather be vampire henchman #3
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