Thanks to @canadianlucifer for the ships questions :>
MORE aidlyn because I just. Need this for my mental health guys.
Actually I've been thinking about doing stuff for other ships?? But idk let me know if yall wanna see that ^_^
1. Who would ask the other "would you still love me if i was a worm?" And what would the others reaction be?
...You guys know Aiden would ask 💀 He also asks stuff like "would you love me if I was a shoe" and other bullshit. Ash just looks at him like "...what."
2. Who plans the best dates?
Depends on your definition of best. Aiden plans all the cool/exciting stuff and he actually has the money for all the stuff he wants to do with her. Ash's dates are more romantic, if only by virtue that they're in quiet places where they can be alone. Tho neither of them plan dates a lot they just kinda end up alone together lol
3. Who's the best at carnival games?
Aiden's been to a lot of carnivals and he's a good shot with a BB gun! Ash doesn't really like carnivals (overstimulating) but she's good at the fish pond and ring toss.
4. Who drags the other onto rollercoasters?
Aiden LOVESSSS rollercoasters so much, its a great way to get his adrenaline up! He'll ask Ash a lot to go on one too, but he won't force her (rollercoasters are *really* loud, especially all the people screaming, and he wouldn't make her do anything that causes her pain)
5. Who does the most chores?
Ash is pretty strict about chores, and she makes sure any household stuff is evenly split between them, but...I mean, she helps Aiden with his own chores cuz he's really bad at cleaning and stuff 🫠
6. Who gets drunk faster?
At some point in the future: Depends what you mean. Aiden has a higher tolerance but he would also drink WAAAAAY more than Ash ever would, so he would get drunker "quicker", but if they were drinking exactly the same Ash would get tipsy faster (vertically challenged struggles fr 😔)
7. Who watches more reality TV?
Aiden likes all that crap like Big Brother and stuff, watches reruns at night when he can't sleep.
8. Who is more likely to insist their way is the best way, even though objectively its the worse?
Ash is more stubborn than Aiden is but her way is probably waaaay better than Aiden's way 🤡 Aiden might insist for a bit but he also finds arguing to be kinda boring so eventually he would drop it
9. Who believes in ghosts?
Ash doesn't believe in ghosts at all, and Aiden is really into the idea of ghosts and would LOVE evidence, but he also doesn't believe in them.
10. Who texts the other memes?
I don't think Ash has texted a meme to anybody in her entire life. So...Aiden.
11. Who makes the most typos/autocorrect mistakes?
Aiden because he types really fast and he doesn't bother to fix the mistakes lol
12. Who's the nervous flier?
Ash has never been on a plane, and she doesn't like doing stuff that's outside her comfort zone, so she's the more nervous flier. Aiden doesn't like flying but only because it means he needs to sit still for more than an hour and he cant do that shit happily 🤡
13. If they had matching profile pictures would they be cute/funny/weird?
Aiden would beg to match pfps because he's an absolute dork. it can't be anything too weird because like...Ash isn't into that. Would probably be smth really basic like Hello Kitty and Tuxedo Sam or whatever (he's Hello Kitty) if Ash even wanted to do it.
14. Who is better at writing formal emails?
Thank you discord for helping me settle this. We settled on Aiden because his parents/tutor definitely would have taught him how to do that so they could be in contact/to teach him about their job. Ash only does them for school and they end up really short and simple.
15. Who steals the others food?
Aiden always offers Ash his food, so she doesn't even need to steal 🤡 Aiden will do it mostly to mess with her lol
16. Who is more willing to commit murder for the other?
Lol. Guess. :)
17. When their kid is chanting "McDonalds!" Who is joining the chant, who is saying there's food at the house, and who is pulling up to order a single black coffee and leave?
Aiden is joining the chant because he's always up for McDonalds, but Ash is driving and she's driving home 😭
18. Who uses the most slang?
Aiden unironically
19. Who uses emoticons?
Aiden feels a spiritual connection with the smiley face emoticon
20. Who'd slay at the Met Gala?
Um they'd both slay 🤭 But Ash would slay harder I mean have you seen her fits??? I literally wanna steal her closet omg
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Armin: If Hange was turned into a sentient Titan, do you think she would eat one of us just to try it out?
Mikasa: Without question, without hesitation, and without remorse.
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Reiner: Gabi, I heard from Magath you got kicked out of a class for using the c-word. That wasn't clever, was it?
Gabi: No, it was cunt.
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Connie: Jump out of a plane with a parachute and you'll be happy for ten to fifteen minutes
Connie: Jump out of a plane without a parachute and you'll be happy for the rest of your life
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Petra: When are we gonna kiss?
Levi: What?
Petra: Oh sorry autocorrect. When are we gonna hang out?
Levi: First of all those two words aren't even close to each other. And second of all, this is a verbal conversation.
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Reiner: Instructor Shadis, can you assist me? All of my clothes keep disappearing for some reason and I don't know where they went
Historia, wearing a white button-up shirt that's twice her size: Huh, spooky.
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Reiner: I’m in love with you.
Porco: We called off the prank war last night at midnight, dork.
Reiner: I know.
Porco: Ah. Okay. Um. Cool. Neat. Very cool. Cool. Cool. Coolcoolcool-
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Marcel: Love story for the ages! Enemies to lovers, 150k, slowburn! Buy one get one free!
Porco: Why are you promoting us?
Marcel: Well someone has to have more than two braincells in this relationship, and it's not gonna be me, so I'm finding you an investor.
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Mr. Yaeger: Remember Zeke, never talk to strangers
Young Zeke: Does this include Mom and Dad?
Mr. Yaeger: I-
Zeke: Does this include Mr. Xaver, the man who practically raised me one baseball game at a time?
Mr. Yaeger: Well-
Zeke: What about if the police arrests me? Should I not talk to them either??
Mr. Yaeger, wiping away a stray tear: You're way too bright for your age, way too aware. Oh, my brave little soldier...
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Porco: Pieck's dog died
Porco: So to cheer her up I'm thinking about getting her an identical one?
Zeke: What is she going to do with two dead dogs??
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Zeke: Well I was just thinking, if we're all sterile the other countries won't want to attack us since we wouldn't be a threat anymore-
Hange/Historia/Eren/Any Eldian with a goddam ounce of sense and no self-flagelling tendencies: Is it crack? Is it crack you smoke?? Are you fucking serious?
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Mikasa: Annie! I don't want to fight you.
Annie: I wouldn't wanna fight me either!
Armin: Annie!
Annie: Sorry. Yes you can use my shampoo.
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Yelena: I wouldn't wish that on my worst enemy
Yelena: I would wish it on Eren tho. Fuck you, Eren. You know what you did.
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Reiner: Sorry if I'm not your cup of tea.
Historia:You're not even your own cup of tea.
Ymir: You're barely a cup and you don't like tea.
Historia:You're more like a rusty bucket of haunted bog water.
Reiner: Sorry if I'm not your rusty bucket of haunted bog water.
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Zeke: *at Magath's funeral, kneeling and whispering at his coffin*
Zeke: Who's thinking outside the box now, uh?
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Hange: Wait, how many kids do you even have?
Erwin: Biologically, emotionally or legally?
Hange: Well now I'm curious...
Erwin: Biologically: Too many to count. Papa's had his adventurous youth...
Erwin: Legally: About the entirety of the Survey Corps, plus a few strays from the Military Police. I have to feed, house them, and make sure they don't get their heads bitten off by titans after all... Plus, half of them are orphans already and I am their sole provider.
Erwin: Emotionally: I don't like any of you bitches.
Annie: Wahh, wahh. So sad.
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Sasha: You’re my closest friend. I mean, we share a toothbrush.
Connie: I was not aware of that.
Sasha: We do!
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Annie: Hey, you guys wanna play a game?
Annie: *serves everyone a cup of coffee*
Annie: The game's called "Don't Let Me Down". Don't drop anything *runs towards Mikasa*
Mikasa: *catches Annie, managing to balance out both the chick and the coffee perfectly*
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Eren, running towards Jean: Hey, catch me, horseface!
Jean: *Panics, drops coffee and doesn't catch Eren*
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Connie: *drops coffee and grabs Sasha*
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Ymir: *dives out of Reiner's way*
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Armin: *Tries to save both Historia and the coffee, ends up spilling it all over himself, transforms into a titan, blows everything up in a one-mile radius*
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Gabi: Hey Pieck, do you know where I've put my socks, you know, the green ones with little grenades?
Gabi: Wait.
Gabi: Are you making Sims of the entire Warriors unit??
Pieck: Yes, I'm also going to recreate the compound to house them all. Do you want to join me?
Gabi: Scooch over I have an idea for one of Magath's outfits
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Colt: Guys we need to- what are you doing?
Gabi:
Pieck:
Colt: Is that us as sims?
Pieck: ... Might be
Colt, sitting down next to them: Who's in the lead for most fires started while trying to make a garden salad?
Gabi: Annie's Sim, with 12 times so far
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Porco: Just so you all know what you're dealing with, I'm the kind of guy who saves manually before hitting "save & quit" when I play the Sims
Gabi: ...you could have "saved" this one for your therapist, we don't want to hear about your mental illnesses
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Zeke: This is such a stupid game.
Pieck: I had us go on a date chasing vampires and defeating a giant basement plant and then kissing under the moonlight. You're wearing an integral bear costume and using your extreme charisma to scam people out of money. Try again?
Zeke: It's... alright, I guess.
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Hange: Why isn’t there a pregnant barbie doll?
Hange: Because Ken came in a different box
Erwin: grOss-
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Annie: I feel like doing something stupid.
Armin: I’m something stupid. Do me.
Mikasa: Aw, Armin, you're not THAT stupid...
Armin:
Armin: ... What do you mean, not "that" stupid??
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Kenny: Why the fuck did the government put out a ‘Flee on Sight, Do Not Engage’ order about me for the whole populace??
Kuchel: I don't know, why would they be afraid of a man nicknamed "Kenny the Ripper"?
Uri Reiss: You terrify them. An Ackerman with guns and no regard for casualties is too much for them to handle.
Kenny: What a bunch of bitches. Don’t they know I only go after the Military Police?
Uri Reiss: Yeah. But according to sightings, you always look like you want to shoot whoever you come across off. No one wants to chance it. See? *shows picture taken when Kenny last went to get groceries*
Levi, peering at the picture, confused: That’s just Kenny’s normal face. Why would they think he wants to shoot them?
Kuchel: Because Kenny always looks like he wants to shoot someone.
Kenny: I have resting sniper face.
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Sasha: You have never seen Star Wars? Bro, the only people in the universe who haven’t seen Star Wars are the characters in Star Wars and that’s cause they lived them, Historia! That’s because they lived the Star Wars!
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Connie: I'm selling my pet python. Anyone interested?
Jean: Is it massive?
Connie: It's huge
Jean: How many feet?
Connie: None. It's a snake, you twat.
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Pieck, putting her hands over Annie's eyes: Guess who!
Annie: It's either Pieck or the cold, clammy hands of death.
Pieck, pulling her hands away: It's me!
Annie: Dammit.
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Mikasa: You can’t shoot and kill Sasha just like that!
Gabi: Actually, I can. I totally can. I have guns and hands and a total lack of self preservation and everything.
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Eren: I'm not mean. Name one mean thing I’ve ever done.
Armin: When we were younger, you convinced me eggs weren't real.
Eren: They're not.
Armin: Haha, very funny.
Eren: I'm serious. Didn't you hear?
Armin: No... what happened?
Mikasa: ...Why would you fall for this again-
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Eren, working as a cashier: *Ringing up Jean's groceries, a banana, an apple and two eggs* You must be single
Jean: Wow, how did you know that?
Eren: Because you're ugly.
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Reiner: Time to do some sketchy shit ~dah-daaaaah-dah-dahhhh-doooooh~
Berthold: Hope we get away with it ~dah-daaaah-dah-dahhhhh-dooooh~
Annie: Stop singing and come help me with this gate you morons, old McDonalds' farm isn't gonna sabotage itself
Marcel: ...~dah-daaah-dah-dahhhhh-dooooh~
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Jean: All women are queens
Eren: If she breathes she's a hoe
Mikasa: *pointing at Eren* I want this one
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Jean: Is that you who tagged "tw animal abuse" under the selfie I just posted?
Eren:
Eren: ...no
Jean: Why'd you do that?
Eren: Builds character
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Grisha: Hey son, want to hear a pizza joke?
Grisha: Nevermind, it's too cheesy
Zeke: I am selling you to the authorities first chance I get Father.
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Grisha: Don't be pepper-phony, don't betray your old man like that! It's the yeast you can do.
Zeke: I don't know whether to scream at you or never talk to you again
Grisha: You know what happened to the last guy who was indeSLICEsive like that? He pastaway.
Zeke:
Grisha: There’s mushroom for improvement, son
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Falco: When I eat alphabet soup, I only eat the vowels
Colt: Why?
Falco: Sometimes.
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Sasha: Why are you on the floor?
Historia: I'm depressed.
Historia: Also I was stabbed, can you call an ambulance please
Ymir, barrelling in: You were WHAT?? Whose ASS do I need to KICK??
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Grisha: I forgot my pizza in the oven
Grisha : Burned 2000 calories today
Zeke: AAAAARGGGGGG
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Grisha, at a restaurant in Paradis: Is my pizza gonna be long?
Carla: No, all our pizzas are round.
Grisha:
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Eren: I love the pizza jokes, Dad! More!
Grisha, patting his head: That's why you're my favorite son. You're such a fungi.
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Eren: Favorite? Dad, I'm your only son.
Grisha: ...yes, I meant between you and the dog- Mikasa. Between you and Mikasa.
Eren: Oh, okay.
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Mikasa: You’re alright for an old guy.
Levi: I’m not really that old.
Mikasa: ...You keep telling yourself that.
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Gabi on her first day as a vampire hunter: Wow this is easy
Gabi on her first night as a vampire hunter: Oh no
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Sasha: *jumps out of a huge cake* Surprise, my Queen! It is I, your most loyal vassal!
Historia: I was expecting my husband.
Sasha: Twenty years we've known each other, Historia, and now you don't want to see me pop out of a cake. I'm offended.
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Levi: Oh, right, I should have mentioned this at the beginning.
Levi, leaning in like he's about to tell a secret: I solve my problems through violence.
Erwin: *gesturing wordlessly at the pile of bodies he left behind*
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Eren: Dad, can I eat the last piece of cake in the fridge?
Grisha: Sure.
Grisha: But the dining room would probably be more comfortable
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Eren: I like your smile.
Mikasa: Hn.
*Later*
Mikasa: What does it mean?
Armin: That he likes your smile?
Mikasa: But like in what way? Platonically? Affectionately? Romantically?
Armin: I don't know!
*Much later*
Eren: You know Mikasa best-
Armin: No I don't. I've never met her.
Eren: What does it mean when she says "Hn." After I tell her I like her smile? Is she starting to forgive me?
Armin: *sighs*
Armin: It means she appreciates the compliment.
Eren: But in what way? Platonically? Affectionately? Romantically?
Armin: I DON'T KNOW. Go bother your brother, relationship advice is what older siblings are for!!
Eren: The last time I asked Zeke he called me a moley dumbfuck and asked for Levi to come execute him
Armin: I'm sure he didn't mean it. Ask him again, he probably changed his mind.
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Ymir: People like to say, “you can't love someone unless you love yourself first". Well I call bullshit on that. I have never loved myself. But Historia? I love Historia so much I forgot what hating myself felt like.
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Carla: I brought Eren to the park this afternoon.
Grisha: So?
Carla: While he was on the playground, I saw he was about to hit his head so I told him to duck.
Carla: He quacked at me. And then hit his head.
Grisha, holding a crying Eren: Oh.
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*Jean wakes up in the hospital after being in a vertical maneuvering equipment crash*
Hange: I have some good news and some bad news.
Jean: Okay, what's the good news?
Hange: We managed to save your penis
Jean: That's great. And the bad news?
Hange: It's in this jar
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Sasha, trying on Hange's glasses: How do I look??
Hange, squinting: I have no clue
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Sasha: Please don't make jokes about crucifixion.
Sasha: Unless you really nail the execution.
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Floch: Your insolence has gone too far!
Connie: Wrong. It can go a lot further.
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Historia: I just realized that the word “seven” has ‘even’ in it.
Historia: That’s odd.
Erwin: Get out.
Historia: I'm the Queen! Hey! *She gets thrown out the room*
Historia, grumbling: I'm gonna make this our motto just to piss him off
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*Preparing for his date with Levi*
Mika Zacharias: Final question. Your dinner date starts at seven. What time do you arrive?
Erwin: Seven. A.M. Case the restaurant, run background checks on the staff. Can the cook be trusted? If not I gotta kill him. Dispose of the body, replace him with my own guy no later than 4:30
Mike: You’re ready
Erwin: Really?
Mike: No. Everything you just said was insane and we are out of time.
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Hange: I think it has its charm... Levi would love the attention to details.
Nanaba: Nobody asked you, you're cackling-witch-level insane on a good day.
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Mikasa: Are you guys flirting or fighting?!
Hange: Flirting
Zeke: Fighting
Hange: ...Right. That's what I meant to say.
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Marcel: I’ve come to offer you some friendly advice.
Annie: I really don’t want your advice.
Marcel: ...Well then consider it unfriendly advice.
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Commander Magath: I'm Commander Theo Magath.
Gabi: Theo Magath? That's your name?
Commander Magath: Uh, yeah...
Gabi: You could do so much better than that. I’m going to call you Sparkle Sunshine.
Reiner: Gabi, that's rude
Gabi: ...Sorry. Commander Sparkle Sunshine.
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Zeke: After Pieck found my letters I had to come clean and tell her I was cheating
Zeke: She said she'll never play scrabble with me again :'(
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Yes, Grisha really is a lucky guy. Lost his old marleyan pun-hating family, found a new one who appeciates him and his pizza puns. Goals!
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