Corporate needs you to figure out how tf a dude pulled directly out of the garbage can and the most elegant man you’ve ever seen in your life got together
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oc asks!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Hmmm, I'll go with canon for both of these and pick:
Frayeur - FRIEND, ENEMY, KILL, FEAR
Joe - DEATH, LOSS, LESSON, LOVER
I can't answer things normally so
FRAYEUR:
JOE:
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got a “new” (brother thrifted it and then my sister stole it from him and then i took it from her) shirt it’s a big carhartt tank top with a pocket and it fits me like a tunic… medieval era 🎠🏰🗡️
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that article going around abt firefox's new ad program is annoying bc it's phrased as though "mozilla has finally TURNED on its people and is SELLING YOU OUT for cold hard cash!!" when. that's not what's happening. it is specifically being implemented to discourage tracking behavior, and literally all the data they are giving to advertisers is aggregate and anonymized, which is like, the opposite of what that post wants you to worry about, lol
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I am genuinely so worried for all the young horny dykes going into adulthood thinking there's something "problematic" / "wrong" with them for being horny because fucking tiktok lesbians think any horny dyke content is "male gaze fetishistic"
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"if i was orpheus i would simply not turn around" yes you would. if you were orpheus and you loved eurydice, you would. to love someone is to turn around. to love someone is to look at them. whichever version of the myth — he hears her stumble, he can't hear her at all, he thinks he's been tricked — he turns around because he loves her. that's why it's a tragedy. because he loves her enough to save her. because he loves her so much he can't save her. because he will always, always turn around. "if i was orpheus i would simply —" you wouldn't be orpheus. you wouldn't be brave enough to walk into the underworld and save the person you love. be serious
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DONALD TRUMP GOT SHOT AT!!!
Do you think Professor Layton took the shot or why are you sending me this???
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"this is a universal queer experience"
>ask if it's universal or white
>they don't understand
>I pull out a diagram explaining what is universal and what is white
>they laugh and say "It's a good experience sir"
>I'm a native american trans woman
>Experience is white
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They gobble on my wonker till I fishing season
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