#*reblogs

[itzmoss]

hey skibidis i just came back from a trip

what the hell is going on

[shichidikai]

in the voice of someone who barely has time to write as is: hey guys please give me more things to write about (☞ﾟヮﾟ)☞

caveat that i will do any of these except endings because i am a single-celled organism who can only think of one per fic and don't like giving them away akjhlkjhalsk

simplifying my wip list so it's just the stuff that has actual lines written for your perusal (if you've seen my previous list and realize that i've added more, no you don't please look away)

no excuses writing meme, askbox version

(Nicked from iambickilometer):

drop one of these bad boys in my askbox and i will post, without editing

FIRST — the first two sentences of my current project

LAST — the most recently written two sentences of my current project

NEXT — the next line. meaning i will finish the sentence I’m on and write a new one, which you’ll get.

[insert prompt here] — you post a prompt, and i’ll write three sentences based on that prompt, set in the same time/setting as my current project

THE END — i’ll make up an ending, or post the ending if i’ve written it

BEFORE THE BEGINNING — three sentences (or more) about something that happened before the plot of my current project

POV — something that’s already happened, retold from another character’s perspective

[deathtokillian]

10/10 dad joke

[goldensunset]

can you reblog a two-part post in the correct order?

[woman-respecter]

i pray that every man who says shit on this post is violently reduced to naught but a bloody heap. amen.

american women your objective for the next four years is to make men miserable. exacerbate that male lonliness epidemic as much as you possibly can.

[pomrania]

Major human pastimes:

frying dough

classifying things and then arguing about the classifications

[waddledab]

hell yesssss thank youuuuu for the reminder micheal my man gonna splurge with this one boys I totally forgot about my cent #mycent

[minyicho]

starting a collection of my favourite AO3 author’s notes

honourable mentions

[rimonoroni2]

i think we should be talking about the semi-recent advancements in cystic fibrosis treatment like all the time every day. there hasn’t been a drug like this since AZT medications for HIV infection it is truly fucking miraculous and very important

[whitefoxfiction]

I- I think I might cry... 🥺

I've tried to convince other people of this... probably because I always wanted someone to convince me.

Turns out I just needed to pursue myself.

(Anyone know the original author?)

[seashellronan]

the person who realised you could rearrange the letters in gossip girl to read “go piss girl” truly one of the great minds of our generation, madam your legacy

[juicymori]

[wacklemons]

lets scream with mama

TERFS STOP INTERACTING WITH THIS POST!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I DONT LIKE YOU!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! IF YOU DONT RESPECT TRANS WOMEN GET OFF MY BLOG!!!!!! PLEASE SHUT THE FUCK UP!!!!!!!!!!!

[gumy-shark]

changing the original. this post is about him now!!!

unauthorized fucking thing. blow him up NOW!!!

[darklight-owl]

Uh oh! You are now a were-animal! This means you become a human-sized animal hybrid with uncontrollable bloodlust every night!

Spin this wheel to get your species