#*rubs my hands together* angst.....

[captainmera]

i would really like it if you perhaps drew the scene from chapter 9 of the golden brother where hunter tries to run away in the backyard, its my favorite. (i beg of thee) (you dont have to if you dont want to/are too busy tho!)

This ask has been in my inbox for awhile and I don't have the time to finish it atm, but I will eventually (maybe) But have it in it's unfinished stage:

You like angst, don't you anon?

∠( ᐛ 」∠)＿ <-[says this asshole who wrote it]

[afraidparade]

damnit i already have another song i really wanna animate to, but it’d be twice as long as the last one and i don’t feel ready to commit to a project like that again so soon 😭

[pyralart]

Cannot wait to drop the next part of those comics and see everyone (hopefully) lose their shit... I've been working on this in secret for about a month so I'm feeding off of the feedback like a little leech.

[krakenshaped]

IM UNSTOPPABLE RAAAAAH

[wheredidalltheusersgo]

It would be so funny if I made stupid little Monster x Human Total Drama AUs Like, really indulgent shit (SFW, obviously)

I already got a couple ideas:

Gargoyle Trent x Justin Werewolf Duncan x Scott Siren Geoff x Bridgette Vampire Alejandro x Cody Banshee Heather x Sierra Fairy Lindsay x Beth Harpy Courtney x Gwen Dryad Dawn x Zoey Dragon Anne Maria x Jo Alien Noah x Owen Centaur B x Lightning? Satyr Tyler x DJ

[painedpen]

Writing a fanfic for my headcanon Diamond Brothers backstory as a warning to any future writers:

“If you don’t give your characters complete, well thought out backstories, I will. And I will destroy these silly lil guys.”

[marshyarts-28]

burning out 🪽🔥

[agentark]

live look at me bringing Beckett to the coroner's office, failing the stat check to get the doctor talking, BUT getting whisperings of ass kicking B:

[aweisz]

i came up with Such An Idea im gonna explode

[saltymongoose]

I know its hard to believe it but think about it, Jeb was confirmed to have a bigger ego than Phobos himself, his goal of Being Nevada's Savior is more important than emotional attachments, he seems like the type of guy to not get attached because he thinks attachments will only make him weaker and easier to take advantage of, he likely developed a god complex after killing Phobos because, fuck man he killed Phobos of all people, by himself. he may not have come off as not considering Hofnarr a friend because him calling Hof 'old friend' in the game because he was manipulating, he needed to pull on Hofnarr's strings to have Hofnarr by his side so the plan would succeed, Hofnarr was just naive enough Christoff managed to pull it off. even Sheriff was victim of this, after the plan succeeded he even left Hofnarr behind to go do god knows what outside, then Hank came along and he was so focused on his job as Sheriff's bodyguard he left his "friend" for dead by the hands of Hank

he is no better than Phobos, only Phobos didnt make any connections in emotional senses and they had different goals

and to explain why would he help Sheriff in mc2-3 if he didn't think of the cowboy as his friend?- lets be real Sheriff probably ran begging Jeb to help him, which inflated Jeb's ego because of course Sheriff needed his help, if there's anyone who can stop Hank is him, Nevada's Savior, of course he'll help if it means his precious Nevada will be saved. Chritoff is an egotistical scumbag but its okay I kiss him on the head then put him in Hanks's bigass blender, will he blend?

of course we dont need to follow the canon, I myself have just nitpicked the canon and then gave Jeb a redemption arc, still, it makes sense why he wouldn't consider Hofnarr a friend and just use him for his goals.

-Plague Anon [|87

Huh. You know, Plague Anon, this actually makes a lot of sense. I feel like Jeb would definitely laud his self-imposed isolation as something that is entirely necessary to be the best Savior for Nevada. People who have this one goal as their fixation can tend to ignore everything around them anyway depending on how driven they are to reach it/how important it is to them (personal experience), and perhaps he also used this as a potential excuse as to why he'd willingly treat others as being so expendable. If he can convince himself that it was his only option and for the greater good, then he also absolves himself of all sins or wrongdoings.

[More under the cut :)]

I also took another look at the game because of this ask, and I realized that the way Christoff treats Tricky actually lends a lot to this as well. For one, the fact that Christoff still thought Hofnarr would be the exact same way at this time shows that he didn't bother checking in on him in the thirty year time skip between the Fall and the events of M:PN, so that shows from the beginning that they weren't as close as I'd assumed. (Outside of the stuff in the animations, which wasn't friendly either, let's be honest.)

Secondly, he doesn't really seem that concerned about Tricky in general. I mean, you'd think that if someone had a good friend and they turned into a zombie/Zed, they'd attempt to find some way to reverse that. Yet Jeb doesn't seem to really care, and still keeps that single-minded focus on shutting down Project Nexus. From the way it appears, Jebus couldn't care less about what happens/happened to Hofnarr so long as he was around to use for ending the Project, which fits in line with your theory (and Krinkels' words) about how their dynamic is. Tricky is harder to deal with than Hofnarr, but he has the same knowledge, so Jeb doesn't consider aiding him to be worth his time.

I also agree that the only sensible reason why Christoff would be so willing to help the Sheriff in the earlier animations is because of his savior complex (or that he just really hated Hank, which is another possibility). If we want to go into the flashbacks of M:PN as well, one could also argue that the Sheriff was another resource for Jeb to use, since he planned on having Sheriff and his Mercs help out while he handled things in the Nexus. It's another instance of Jebus using others for his personal gain.

So in conclusion, I've changed my mind. :)

Not only does this characterization fit more within canon at a second glance, but it also provides me with a lot more to work with when writing Jeb (especially angst, gotta love it). I already feel like this is going to get interesting, thanks for sending in this analysis, Plague Anon! :D ♡♡♡♡

[gessshoku]

!Introducing Honey Comb!

At first I wanted to give them a completely different design, purpose and backstory. I even gave the two options on discord it was either that or a dilf. And then @starlightcloudbaby was like “D i l f ? For Me?👉🏻👈🏻” and I’m like fuck the other idea I’ll do it when I finish my other fnaf oc, for the beloved✨

They are 7 feet tall and is the Dilf Bee Fnaf OC I’ve been talking about here and there! Most of the time, they work in the big arcade area with Djmm to help watch the kids and to keep them from destroying and hacking into the games for more tickets and prizes. He can go into other areas where there are arcade games, but since the Djmm area has the most, management barley lets Honey Comb out to the others unless the djmm area is closed.

He also serves as security along with Moon, but that doesn’t give him permission to do a walk around, like sun.. He’s just a “stay in the office and watch the cameras” kinda guard, which gets so booorriiiinnggg, especially when management already has various office cameras but no guard! Are they that lazy? But nothing much he can do about that, just play the same arcade games he’s played while in the darn place. Him and djmm get along well and he makes great conversation, But when he powers down honey comb doesn’t have much he can do. His charging cycle happens before the arcade area opens, so after surveying the whole night, 10 minutes before opening is when he charges and the cycle begins!

Honey Comb does have “children”, at least management advertises them as his children (Y’know cause robots ahHNG-). They stand at either the same height as tiny music men or can be built even taller up to 7 year olds height. They help around in the music area where they’re needed and are also the extra eyes of Honey Comb, since he’s connected to cameras his children are too and work also as a set of walking cameras. Management has made a lot of children for honeycomb to use as cameras while they run around and be mischievous lil devils. He tries to keep them all in check but he’s a single father with an already taxing job that basically forces him to stay in that area.

He does get worried when he doesn’t find the ones he usually sees, some have been going missing and all management does is replace them with new ones that eventually go missing too, instead of finding what the problem is, a problem that could very well affect the other animatronics, management entertains the idea of stopping production of them due to costs unless honey comb finds what’s wrong. It’s not like he hasn’t tried, but he’s limited and when his missing worker bees disappear their cameras freeze and glitch out, that’s a pattern he’s seen with them but he doesn’t know why or what it means. He doesn’t like looking at the cameras much, he doesn’t like the black screens that stare back at him.

[ishistudy]

Reader x Ominis

Courting and Noble intrigue preview below

“If it pleases you,” he continued, righting, “I would like to schedule a regular audience on your weekends home from Hogwarts. Perhaps even a few chaperoned outings, if your Aunt and Uncle permit.”

You assent, shy suddenly. It is not fully up to you of course, but Minette would be pleased that you were able to grab a Gaunt man’s attention so quickly. Perhaps she would share what it was she wanted from the family. If you were bringing her closer to it, then she would have to trust in you. She might even… praise you.

“Thank you,” he says, rousing you from your spiraling thoughts. He walks towards you with one hand extended, the other brushing against the furniture he passes.

You place your palm in his and try to ignore the rush of your blood in your ears as his lips meet your knuckles. They’re plush, soft and dry. You want, with sudden clarity, to run your fingers along his soft palette, and feel the hisses and twists of his tongue when he speaks to the snakes as he did in the garden so many months ago.

Instead you exhale, “My Uncle will see you out. You will have to formally make your request to him.” Your heart still pitter-patters, even as Twimmy sees Ominis down the hall to Corvus’s office. You lean back again, the sideboard holding you completely. What on earth were you thinking? You couldn’t be swayed by his aura, or his delicately placed moles. You had to discover the secret the Minette asked of you. There wasn’t a need for feelings.

If all went to plan the Gaunts would be ousted from the sacred families and you wouldn't be required to uphold anything discussed during the courtship.

You had to remain focused.

[viciouslyfilthy]

I may or may not be considering adding a canon-divergent Frollo as a muse where he's cursed as a result of his crimes against humanity and is now an awassi sheep-snake bestial monstrosity; any repressed desires he may have had before, like lust, now spring out like being on a trampoline.

I blame character ai for this I went in too deep and now I have a new furry oc made out of one of my fave villains smiles

[singsweetmelodies]

pierresteban sex pollen if you please!

i do please :DD 😏 tysm for this amazing ask!!

SO, the story behind this fic is: it's a kinkmeme fill, plain and simple. so yeah, that'll mean it will be posted on anon someday (hopefully soon.) and yeah, i did want to keep it anonymous for a little while, and see who (other than briony) would recognise my writing...

but the thing is 🙈 i'm not 100% sure i'm going to finish it in time for the kinkmeme deadline, and in that case, i'll just post it to my main. so i may as well reveal it now for added inspiration, right? right. because you see, the issue with this fic is - i need to be in a VERY specific mood to write it, because it's all... angsty and ambiguous and messy. pierresteban but make it as unresolved as possible, essentially. case in point:

i LOVE this kind of writing, i really do. (yes, i'm secretly an angst monster 💙) and i'm so proud of the bits of this fic i've already got!! like, i genuinely love reading it back and being like "oh wow... oh yeah i really wrote that... italicised oh"

it's just tricky to try and stitch the pieces TOGETHER, is the thing. like, i have a pretty great beginning, a fantastically angsty ending, and some really great (but disjointed) middle snippets. i just can't get them all to flow into a coherent whole yet 😑 so, yeah. bit of a pain in my ASS, is this fic, much as i fucking love every word of it.

but someday! someday, my brain will work with me here, and i'll finish it and post it ASAP. but until then -- hope you like this teaser! 💕

[tvrningout-a]

pov: you just made the mistake of letting me write you angst

[lavenderpop]

I am currently rotating Casey Jr in my head like a rubik’s cube

I think he deserves a little friend :) someone who came from the future with him :) perhaps they were Donnie’s student :)