#*taste* (ew)

[almondpiglet]

we are indulging in serirei today my brothers

[sophsicle]

OKAY just so we're clear. thinking about the roman empire is a red flag. they're super boring and lame. they're like the greeks if instead of being gay and drunk you like, conquered people. y'know? the vibes are off.

[merakiui]

reminded me of u

Teehee. :3 very real dynamic between Jade Leech (actually, this is all of my faves) and me. If he isn't hopelessly addicted and down bad, what is the point!!!! I need him to look at me the same way he looks at his fungi: overwhelmingly fond.

If he was a frog, I would hold him gently like this:

[weirdly-specific-but-ok]

south africa but i've never been there also i'm drinking

HELLO MAGGOTS this is the good omens mascot here hello hello. my psychiatrist just spent today telling me how I won't be able to be out in college when it starts in May and I'll be misgendered etc etc it's all a good time. So my solution:

My darling cousin @imchronicallyonlinesowhat (the one who thought Sir Terry Pratchett looked like Sudha Murthy, was a kindly old woman and was married to Neil Gaiman because their book cover fonts were similar, OG maggots know the PAIN) who lives in South Africa asked me to make a South Africa post. FYI, she's moving to Australia for college, so you can be assured I shared my Australia posts with her she is SO prepared she won't say marmite instead of vegemite and she knows the Wibbles are inherently sexual. SOUTH AFRICA (I've only had a teeny weeny bit of cheap ass wine so far):

There a lot of white people there it's ineffable. There are enough of them there that my cousin regularly talks about not ever marrying someone who doesn't have some masala.

Afrikaans is a gorgeous language. I thought my cousin was showing me her Afrikaans notes once. She wasn't. It was her English notes, she just has the most illegible yet neat handwriting in the world.

They don't say yo but they say YOH and it sounds very much like a bass drum.

People at my cousin's school pump their hands in the air while saying jesus-jesus.

There's a trio of white boys that rule the school kind of like a genderswapped mean girls. They all look the same haircut-wise, they're Catholic and they're called the Triumvirate.

I'm realising here that my knowledge of South Africa is limited to cuzzy's school. But the wine is shit and I promised my blood-relative so I am continuing.

The books are fucking expensive and so everyone has to pirate shit. This sounds like the US.

Everyone is TALL. Like VERY VERY VERY VERY VERY TALL. The standard of height is insanely different from India. TALL.

If you don't have a last name you're going to get into legal trouble.

The no hat no play rule applies here as well as Australia apparently.

The wine cost like 2.5 dollars in USD if my conversion rates are correct, it smells like battery acid and tastes of rotted grapes. Nothing to do with South Africa, it's just that I cannot remember a single other thing about South Africa other than it's a country in Africa that's presumably in the South.

My braincells are already frying. For my cousin's sake, I'm going to compile all my Australia posts here so that she knows what to expect! Australian maggots your continent is about to be graced with the Good Omens Mascot bloodline. Notably the one with the Sudha Murthy fuck up so that's doubly fun. @howmanyholesinswisscheese, @im-a-sentient-magic-carpet, @madfangirlontheloose @obsessed-sketches @drconstellation and any other Aussie maggots be prepared and welcome her.

Toot Toot Chugga Chugga by the Wiggles is an Ineffable Husbands Song

Deaths in Australia in 2015, an ask

VEGEMITE IS NOT MARMITE, another passionate ask

Pt I Australia but I've never been there

Pt II Australia but I've never been there

Oh I hate cheap wine. @imchronicallyonlinesowhat I hope you appreciate this, blood of mine. I'm such a great cousin.

[ash-and-starlight]

extremely heterosexual things are happening

[baconcolacan]

Regimen tord being a burnt chicken tender while stay tord is a whole meal

Pick your poison. Level of ratassery varies.

[wren-l-winter]

The taste of her lingers on my tongue, bitter and lovely. I bring my fingers to my nose, inhaling the smell of her, reliving glimpses of luxurious moments in bed as the sun taunted us, demanding we rise with the day. Tonight, I will return to be enveloped by her thighs and draw the curtains seamlessly together. We will not be interrupted again by daybreak.

[mogoce-nocoj]

so, in under three days safursey's recording of Šta Bih Ja has managed to surpass Everybody's Waiting's streams on spotify! honestly insane what tiktok's algorithm can accomplish

[corvidkusnos]

Anything for you my king

[3416]

everyone bitching about the pwhl logos and names all day long is so boring lol. i get that its in sports fans nature to never be happy about anything but fr the only reason established teams branding across every league is accepted is bc of longevity lkgfjdskl... like sports teams just have some of THE dumbest names available and i think it's a hard task to try to please any population of people about something that subjective but... i'm just excited that there gets to be a brand identity for these teams now for good.

[thedomesticanthropologist]

I can't believe the writers/a writer would say that Gales suicide ending is the right one for him.

Him adventuring? Beautiful

Him becoming a housewife who knits and bakes? Gorgeous

Him becoming a professor and getting to talk about his passions all day to eager students? Brilliant

Becoming a God? Ugh, blegh, but a painful and understandable end for if his character doesn't receive the direction and support he needs

But what is the point of blowing up besides the tragedy of it? What makes it narratively the best? Nothing. I would argue it's the auto-win, lazy button pressing option (in world reasoning wise) like oh we couldn't figure anything else out or didn't try to, kill the wizard with the bomb and let's go have tea about it.

Like, it's tragic, but it doesn't have much of a lesson or a wrap-up to it. Sure like the God ending it means he doesn't get character growth, but he just also doesn't exist any more. Story over. Poof.

And I don't mind it being an ending- it has its place in the narrative if you wanna explore it, but I dont see how it should or could be the default or proffered ending for Gale Dekarios.

That writer should have not said that. Cause all it does is show that the writer had bias against a truly well designed character who has many more interesting endings than being a human bomb imho

[nanamis-bigtie]

i think the funniest thing coming from having a hands-on experience with sex is learning that some of the "fanfiction lied to you, here's how it really is irl" takes have even less in common with reality than some random smut you run across on tumblr

in the end, sex is a very personal experience, there's no such thing as universal recipe for what will feel good and what will turn you on. and the other way round too. the key is to have open mind and to experiment - not only with a partner - and to remember sex is supposed to be fun

[theposttaster]

Hello! I'm the Post Taster!

I taste posts and tell you what they taste like!

I mostly taste art but anything is edible!!!

You can submit posts through my ask page :3

Ash (base 64): she/they

Kai (morse): He/they

Jeremy (binary): He/him

Sam (Caesar's cipher): It/its

Violet (purple text): They/them

->Ciphers<-

Mod stuff:

Here is my pronoun page! (for mod)

Tags:

#yummy! (Good taste)

#ew gross (bad taste)

#not tasted (other posts)

#yummy? (Confusing taste)

Main blog: @thatacefrog

[gael-garcia]

Palestinians in their booth just kept saying we could visit their embassy any time and just hang out 😄♥️

[smolsleepyfox]

I know that blood types weren't known about in Stoker's time but all I could think about during the past few entries was "Man they're lucky Lucy's a universal recipient or this would have gone down real quick"

[patsybelle]

Commission work :3

Process