#. cereal 👑

[merotwst]

*kicks door open* actually I can PROVE the twins came from eggs! In their mer form they don’t have belly buttons so they came from eggs (ft. A photo of the lesser Leech twin for proof)

ONE QUESTION ANSWERED LEADS TO EVEN MORE QUESTIONS

[xxgoblin-dumplingxx]

Disowned!Jason or Handyman!Jason? Whatever strikes your brain worm, my queen. 👑

"Did you have a ho phase?"

Jason didn't have to turn and look. He decided it was better if he didn't turn and look. He couldn't keep the shit-eating grin off his face. He could see the mortification on your face. And the innocence on Kylie's.

"Where did you-"

"Mom told me that if you'd just go have a Ho phase you'd stop being such a bi-"

"Two things babe," you tell her, taking her hand and ignoring the looks from the church ladies that were giving you dirty looks. Idly chucking a bag of marshmallows over Jason's shoulder into the cart. "Your mom is having enough of a ho phase for both of us, so. There's that. And Two- Don't- just don't worry about things like that until you're in like college. And don't live in my house anymore, kay?"

" 'Kay," Kylie said, frowning in confusion. "Can we get new cereal?"

"Yes," you tell her nodding. Grateful for short attention spans and brightly colored boxes. "Get one for you and one for Ty. Then we'll get out pup cups and head for home."

"Okay!"

You watched her skip ahead and exhale slowly, "Don't say it, Jason," you warn.

"C'mon," he said bending closer to your ear and pulling you against his side, "I can be part of-"

"Little pitchers, Todd." You got out of explaining a ho phase once and you didn't think you'd get away with it again. Some things really were better left to the big girls on the bus as long as it meant you didn't have to discuss your sex life at the fucking grocery store.

[love-fictional-ppl]

Heath Ledger’s joker as a bf

Pairings: joker x fem!reader

Warnings: language, joker (he needs his own warning) marijuana, blood, criminal activities🥸 smut, etc.

A/N: requested by my home girl😭🤞 (h/c) is hair color

SFW:

On the occasion he gives you a gift, just remember he didn’t pay for it

Both of you dying your hair together and then getting into a hair dye fight where in the end both of you are covered in green and (h/c)

Will force you to rob a bank with him atleast once

If, IF he showers he will make you join him

He smokes/takes Eddies so going to McDonald’s in the middle of the night is a routine at this point

Nighttime, dancing in the rain in Gotham together

Batman impersonations are your inside joke

Sharing your intrusive thoughts with each other and laughing about it like it’s the most normal thing ever

He will not go to the hospital unless he’s shot really badly so most the time he will have you help clean him up after getting into with Bruce.

If you ask him to do his hair or make up (not clown make up) he might say yes but only after a certain exchange iykyk

Will not tell you his real name until like 8 months into your relationship and he does it in the most random and casual way ever. It makes me giggle so lemme play it out for you😭

You’re sat at the table in the kitchen eating cereal while reading the newspaper, Joker sleeping still or so you thought.

“Jack.”

You jump out of the chair landing on the grown, on your ass. Looking up you see the joker standing in the doorway. You annoyed now half-shout, “Who tf is jack?!”

“Me,” he responds simply, “my name is jack.”

“Oh. Well next time don’t scare me!”

Randomly asks shit like “would you rather your brain in a cockroach’s body or a cockroach’s brain in your body?”

Does not filter himself in public so strangers do get details about your sex life

AND SPEAKING OF WHICH

TIME FOR THE NSFW PART

NSFW:

He definitely is a fan of doggy style, when you do doggy he like to put you in a chokehold

Likes to tie you up

He’s dominant that’s a fact, if you want to top him you gotta plead a little bit

Will ask to try new things a lot

Loves getting head more than giving it I feel like

Likes to cum in you or on your stomach

Overstimulation king 👑

Has a mushroom tip🫥

Tbh gives no fucks about ppl being around like he has fingered you in front of a train full of people

He hates condoms but doesn’t want kids so you better be on the pill or ready for the consequences

Degrades you and call you shit like:

“Slut”

“Whore”

“Cock sleeve”

“Cum dump”

But he also will mix nicer pet names in like:

“Pretty girl”

“Hot stuff”

“Sugar”

“Baby”

“Good lookin’”

He sucks with aftercare ngl

Most he’ll do is bring you water and cuddle a bit

Tbh that’s all I can think of😭😭😭

[count-alucard-tepes]

What is the OPs ideal breakfast?

Kizaru ✨: he likes poached eggs, avocado and toast with bananas later on. He loves drinking coffee too.

Akainu🌋: a traditional Japanese style breakfast with miso soup, salmon, rice and vegetables.

Ryokugyu 🌱: he’s ordering McDonald’s for breakfast.

Fujitora 🐅: he would prefer a traditional Japanese breakfast too but with soba instead of rice.

Sir Crocodile 🐊: he likes a posh breakfast like eggs Benedict with English muffins, ham and asparagus.

Doflamingo Donquixote 🦩: he would have eggs Benedict with lobster and mimosas.

Benn Beckman 🔫: he likes homemade oats with milk and honey.

Katakuri Charlotte 🍡: he loves sugar so it’s going to be chocolate croissants and tea.

Killer🔪: he’s having a full English breakfast with bacon, eggs, black pudding, beans and toast.

Kaido🐉: he loves to feast when ever he eats and he’s usually hungover in the morning so he’s going to have lots of bacon, eggs and greasy vegetables with rice.

King 👑: he likes a simple breakfast like avocado on toast with a poached egg and a cup of tea.

Queen👑: he loves waffles with fresh cream and strawberries.

Izou🔫🔫: he likes a traditional Japanese breakfast.

Dragon D Monkey 🐉🐒: he likes a very simple breakfast like toast and coffee. He prefers having a bigger lunch.

Oven Charlotte 🍞: he’s not much of a breakfast person so he’d just have a croissant with ham and cheese.

Buggy🤡: he loves sugar loaded cereal with milk.

Marco the Phoenix 🦅: he loves fruit salad with some pancakes.

Eustass Kidd🤘🎸: he would have a full English breakfast.

Rosinantè Donquixote aka Cora-San💕: he likes coffee and pastries.

[saltygilmores]

Thoughts While Watching Gilmore Girls-Season 2 Episode 15-"Lost And Found" Aka Rory Loses Dean's Shitty Bracelet That She Didn't Even Care She Lost , Aka BraceletGate, Aka QuarterOnAStringGate, Part 3

Now for the contiuation of Gilmore Girls 7-10 MInutes At A Time Because That's All I Can Tolerate of Lorelai Gilmore. Or Until I Reach My Max Number of Screen Shots (30).

Where we last left off, we were witnessing the complete miscarriage of justice wrought by AmyShermanPalladino wherein Dean The Butt Forrester is taking Rory to a town wide book sale and sulking like a little bitch while Jess Mariano is stuck slopping some bitch's gutters (and not sulking like a little bitch about it, I might add), some bitch being Lorelai Gilmore. This scenario has to violate some international treaty against war crimes. R: You sure you don't want to look around? DTBF: I did. R: For five minutes. DTBF: It was 20 minutes. Then I stopped. And you continued for another two hours. R: It has not been that long. DTBF: *shows Rory his watch* R: Oh, sorry. Thank you for mansplaining the concept of time to us, Dean The Butt Forrester. Speaking of time, I think it's time for your weekly ButtScout meeting, better get going.

Judging by the four identical BOOKS BOOKS AND MORE BOOKS fliers affixed to the same door, I'd venture to guess there is a book sale going on. Maybe I'm wrong. Dean:

EVERY GOD DAMN TIME. DEAN "WHAT'S IN IT FOR ME" FORRESTER! AND LORD OF THE RINGS IS LIKE FOUR HOURS LONG. THIS DOES NOT SEEM LIKE AN EVEN EXCHANGE, DEAN THE BUTT. WHY AM I SHOUTING. I JUST HATE DEAN THE BUTT FORRESTER SO MUCH. Well, if it means Dean shuts up for four hours (if he doesn't talk through the entire movie) maybe it would be a welcome relief for Rory. Crossroads with Brtiney Spears came out the week before this episode aired. This movie is 1 hour and 34 minutes long. Rory, follow my instructions very closely: open one of those books, place DTBF's hand in between the pages, and slam down. Enjoy his screams of agony. You're welcome. Rory, struggling to juggle an armload of books that DTBF isn't offering to help her carry, goes into Don't Make Dean Angry/ Don't Drop The Books mode and agrees to go. But the tone of her "Ok" wasn't pleasing to DTB and he snaps back with a WHAT? I thought you liked Lord of the Rings.

No, I think you misheard the girl. What she actually said was "I want to see your genitals crushed with a lawnmower 100 times so you can never reproduce or have sex with Lorelai again" Oh, that was me, sorry.

Love Rory in this moment. Here's your crown, your majesty 👑

.......

Who could have ever predicted the answer to that question, huh. Dean is a sub-humanoid butt astronaut. Jess Mariano would NEVER just sit back and watch as Rory walked around struggling to carry things.

Oh god, it's all down hill from here people. The bracelet has escaped. I repeat, the bracelet has escaped.

DTBF: Where's your bracelet? You're not wearing your bracelet. Where is it? R: I took it off. DTBF: Why? R: Because I got a rash. Well, that's what happens when you wear a bracelet made out of a quarter on a string. Who knows what sorts of bacteria were lurking in the payphone that Dean fished it out of?

Simpsons and Gilmore Girls are such a winning combination. Rory looks terrified at how Dean might potentially react to her losing some cheap ass gumball machine bracelet. How would he react if she actually lost a gift worth more than 25 cents? (irrelevant, he would never gift her anything worth more than that). Joke's on her, it's going to be her Mom who really loses her shit about the cereal box bracelet.

Oh this does not sound good. "You go browse the astronomy section, we'll see Lord of the Rings and then watch Autumn in New York later and mock it all afternoon." Lord Of The Rings, Fellowship of the Rings: 2hr 58 minutes Autumn in New York: 1hr 43 minutes Browsing the Astronomy Section, Possibly To Research What Distant Black Hole Her Boyfriend Emerged From: 5-10 minutes probably. In the Dean the Butt universe, everything benefits him in the end. Me, me, me. Sure he was married, but I'll say this about Rory, still kinda proud of her that she makes him wait over four years until she finally put out. If he was a little nicer maybe Rory would at least give him a handy or even two during the 3 hour movie. (ps, where did they go to watch AINY if Lorelai was at home with Jess? Did poor Rory get stuck spending the afternoon in the Forrester living room, with Clara interrupting and Dean's parents in the next room audibly discussing with one another how their son was an unfortunate accident that should have been left at the local Safe Haven unwanted infant drop off, and now Rory can't even hear the movie?) Rory agrees to this "deal" just to shut Dean up, a deal which benefits her in no way whatsoever.

A double dose of nightmare fuel for ya'll so you can suffer alongside me. When you have to say "I'm not bored" to convince someone you're not bored... Moments ago Kirk was haggling with Gypsy over saving a nickel on a used book for charity and Kirk still comes out looking like a shrewder bargainer than Dean.

You know, it's a good thing they serve nutritious lunches at Chilton (even if Rory only chooses to eat two slices of white bread most of the time) and that there are restaurants nearby who cater to the Gilmores even though they never pay for their food, because otherwise Lorelai's child would be subsisting on a diet of Ragu sauce, salsa, Triscuit, and Coke (with lemon). I guess it's marginally better than what Jess would find when he opened Liz's fridge as a child. Roaches and empty promises. Now you're sad. I'm taking you all down with me on this sinking ship of an episode, damn it. My will to live watching another one of these DALA (Dean And Lorelai Affair/Dean And Lorelai are Assholes/ Dean And Lorelai are having Anal sex with each other) episodes is kind of like the Titan submersible. Quickly imploded after a short descent. Nothing remaining. Mere atoms scattered into vast nothingness. Gone. It's so much worse when you've seen the show multiple times and already know that Lorelai's "goodwill" towards Jess in the next scene goes down as quickly as Lorelai goes down on Dean after he helps her change her water dispenser. We see Lor looking around and listening suspiciously, as Lorelais do when Jesses are in their house. Not hearing any sounds of gutter-slopping, she slips outside.

This whole god damn episode exists because this smol infant just had to pick up that fucking quarter on a string. Why didn't you leave it on the bridge or return it Rory?! Why Jesstopher, why? I hate you right now. Your actions have consequences! People (me) are in pain. Don't you even care? Lorelai: Jess? Jess to Lorelai who treats him like shit: I'm sorry, was I being too loud? Stop being so nice. Ugh. Lorelai offers Jess some cold crappy leftovers. Figuring she probably put arsenic in his take out container, he politely declines, but then a second later he changes his mind, probably figuring death by eggroll sounds more peaceful than continuing to slop this bitch's gutters all afternoon.

Do you ever just want to get inside Jess Mariano's mind? I desperately want to know what he's thinking here after Lorelai says she and Rory ordered every chicken item on the Chinese restaurant menu in one night. I'm just saying, that "ambitious" is loaded.

Lorelai gets out the special plates reserved for special Poisoning occasions.

I'm probably the only person who gets a small chuckle every time Jess is offered meat (see also: a hot dog) knowing Milo Ventimiglia is a lifelong vegetarian, so I like to pretend Jess is a vegetarian as well.

L: "We have Garlic chicken, kung pao chicken, Szechuan chicken, chicken in brown sauce." All those poor chickens gave their lives just to end up feeding Lorelai Gilmore, isn't that a pity. (PETA, pay me for your new slogan). L to J: This chicken has these hot peppers in them, if you eat them, you'll die.

But enough about your fantasies again, Lorelai. Jess politely accepts some food, offers to wash his hands before eating, gently chides Lorelai about how the Gilmores neglect their basic nutrition and home repairs, suggests he found a bumper sticker from the 1950's in her gutter, all in good fun, proceeds to have a perfectly nice if awkward conversation with this bitch who doesn't deserve it. We know Lorelai is going to erase the memory of this impeccably polite behavior from her mind in a few moments after Braceletgate gets underway. Sorry Jess, you can't win. You try to be nice, she tries to poison your food, and failing that screams at you for taking her daughter's quarter on a string given to her by a Butt named Dean. 14 years later she's married into your family and still saying someone should throw a football at your face. Not even worth trying to curry her favor. Just be yourself, hunny.

Just admiring his gigantic watch. #AdmireTheBaby #ThePeppersAreTainted

#AdmireTheBaby Lorelai plays "Geting to know Jess" and we find out some obvious things. School is "still there" and he's not involved in any after school activities and he would like to throw a ball at an athlete's head. Well, of course he has no extra cirriculars. He spends all of his free time being underpaid by his uncle to work in the diner. What extra cirriculars do you think Jess might enjoy? Let me know in the replies.

It's okay, my little socially anxious baby, we still love you. I won't ever make a "Wow this thing knows how to talk" Lorelai-style remark. I can promise you that. I've been on the end of those comments and they hurt. I love seeing Milo eat with his crooked lip. Yes, I feel bad for him, after he said half his mouth is scar tissue from biting his lip so much while trying to eat, and he doesn't even feel it anymore. That being said, I still love him eating food vertically like he's gonna deep throat it. Egg rolls, hot dogs, popsicles and string cheese. The Milo is about to feast. Let's watch.

Beautiful end to this part of my recap. CHOMP! To be continued.

[perfectdagger]

10 lines, 10 fics, 10 tags

@allwaswell16 tagged me to open 10 of my fics (any fic will do), go to somewhere in the middle and grab a line. and then tag 10 people. Thank you 🥰

💞 Teach me how to love 

Louis rolls his eyes. “I don’t know, the fucking butt plug questions out of nowhere?”

🧛‍♂️ you're dead (and out of this world) 

“If a familiar wants to become a vampire, would there be any problem with that?”

👑 crown me with your heart (your love is king)

Harry made the mistake of inhaling deeply to centre himself, only to catch a sniff of Louis’ scent exhaling towards him and this time he knew it was intentional. He hated that Louis knew how to affect him in all the wrong (or right) ways.

🍂 Without you it's a season I ain't needing 

Louis didn’t even have time to say Harry shouldn’t apologise, because then Harry was capturing his lips in his, in a sweet but reassuring way. It was soft but still charged with all the love Louis knew existed between them.

⌛ a thousand miles away (from the day that we started)

“I’m really curious if you’re just playing dumb now or if you really just forgot I’m shit at cooking.”

💫 A Twist of Fate

“Guess we both got stood up for lunch.” Louis tilted his head in Harry’s direction. “If you want me to be your rebound lunch date, I’ll gladly join you. I was already on my way to my break, anyway.” He smiled nonchalantly at Harry as if he wasn’t cheering on the inside for finally getting to have some alone time with him.

🎤 Make Your Heart Remember Me 

Of course, Harry replies with a video of him and Lily singing and if Louis had already been endeared by the pair together before, he doesn’t know how to describe what that does to him.

🎄 If You Ever Wanna Be in Love 

Because, even if Harry had lived the life he had wanted for the past 3 years, and after realizing that there was something missing for him, life didn’t feel like it was complete without Louis by his side. 📳 Can I bother you for a sex?

“Oh fuck, sorry, Haz,” Louis inhaled heavily, trying to get up, “are you alright?” Harry’s eyes were still on him and his hand was still holding Louis, making it a bit hard for him to get up. It made Louis aware that he was basically on Harry’s lap, almost straddling him.

📻 Love Is on The Radio 

“It’s ok, right? I mean, we’re good? It was just the sleepy moment, I guess. Nothing wrong with some cozy snogging in bed, right? It didn’t make you uncomfortable, did it?” Louis had stopped eating his cereal, looking a bit concerned at Harry as he drank from his tea.

I don't have 10 people to tag but feel free if you want to do it! 🤗

[inspiredwriter]

*En el comedor*

Miguel Angel :*vierte leche en su cereal*chicos como les fueron bien en sus citas? 😏😁🥣💖💕💝* toma una cuchara de cereal y la coma*el mío fue a genial Anastasia y yo mirando las estrellas☺️😉🌌💘💞❣️

Donatello :*sirve su cafe*bueno lleve April a las cascadas y fue muy romántico y nos divertimos mucho 🥰😄🏞️🌊💕💖💘

Leonardo : enserio eres experto en Romance😃☺️🍵💞💝✨*bebe su te* yo lleve a Stefany a una cena romántica y comimos sushi 😄😁🍣🥂💖💕❣️ luego la llevé a un hotel romántico para pasar tiempo juntos 😈😏🏩💕💗💝

Rafael : en verdad el líder que sabe de Romance😏🙄❣️💖💞*echa mermel en sus tostadas*para mí llevé a Candy a un concierto de rock😁😉🎸🎶

Donatello :vaya hermano eso fue muy lindo que llevaras a tu novia a un concierto de rock 😃😀☕🎸*bebe su cafe*por eso te gusta la música metálica como tu 😄😏💕💗💓 ¿las chicas aun no van a desayunar? 😕🙁🍽️🍳🥓

Leonardo : aún no Donnie las chica aún siguen dormidas en nuestra cuarto🤨🤔🛌(pensamientos💭) Qué suerte que no dije que Stefany se vistió con un conjunto de mí😏🥰🐢💙👙💕💖💓 pero no quiero decírselos para no avergonzarla 😊🤫💝❣️💞

Miguel Angel :*mirá el caparazón de Leo* vaya hablando de un hotel 😃😄🏩veo que tu gatita te escribió en tu caparazón 😏😆🖊️🐢

@inspiredwriter

Leonardo: *Blushes* Are you serious?😳 And what is written there?🤨😕🖊

Michelangelo: Haha, there is-😆🫢 *Leo covers his mouth with his hand*

Leonardo: Just quietly, whisper in my ear✋😒 *Removes hand from Mikey's mouth and leans towards him*

Michelangelo: Oh, okay, bro..😯😕 *Whispers in Leo's ear* It says “King Of Sexuality”🤫😏👑💋

Splinter: *Enters the kitchen* Good morning, my sons😌😊

Leonardo, Raphael, Donatello and Michelangelo: *They all speak together* Good morning, master Splinter😧😏😄😃

Splinter: *Pours tea from a teapot into a cup* So, how was your evening yesterday?😉😏🍵 *Turns to Leo*

Leonardo: *Covers the inscription on the shell with his hand* Oh, sensei, yesterday the girls and I had a great time together, only now my back hurts a little...😅😙💦 *Gets up from the chair and goes to the bathroom* Maybe I need to warm up!..😅😀💦🛀🔥

Raphael: *Smirks* (Thoughts💭) Bonehead😁😈

Donatello: *Looks at Raph's neck* Oh, Raph😯😳 *Whispers in your ear to Raph* Raph, I see a hickey on your neck...🤫🤨

@swagreecrow

[joodeeboochoo]

Yo what is up fam? 🤙 Rise and shine, or well, rise whenever you feel like it – it's like 3 in the PM here haha, but hey, we're keeping it lowkey 😉💪 Can you smell what the Mickster's cooking? It's breakfast time, and let me tell you, your muscle bro buddy Mick is all about that morning grub! 🍳🥪🥣 He's whipping up a feast that even kings would bow down to, because let's be real, he's the king of gains 👑💪 Check it out – we have eggs that are like Mick's attitude – easy, breezy, over easy! 🍳👊 Some bomb breakfast sandwiches that are gonna fuel those biceps and brain cells, you feel me? 🥪🧠 Crunch time isn't just for exams, so he's diving into some epic cereal with milk. You know, the stuff that fuels PRs and late-night gym sessions🥣 And wait for it, a breakfast bar that's sweeter than those post-workout gains – it's a treat, no cheat! 🍫🏋️‍♂️ Get ready,because Mick's serving up these culinary delights ASMR style, letting you in on the munching symphony – it's like food's music to his ears or something, who knew? 🎶🍽️ So grab your own snack, kick back, and enjoy the spectacle my JBC fam!

[kin0th]

𝐂𝐇𝐀𝐑𝐀𝐂𝐓𝐄𝐑 𝐐𝐔𝐈𝐑𝐊𝐒 & 𝐇𝐀𝐁𝐈𝐓𝐒

👑. KINO

BOLD what applies. ITALICIZE what sometimes applies. STRIKE what doesn’t.

likes  artificial  watermelon / sleeps  in  what  they  are  already  wearing / eats  their  cereal  with  milk / listens  to  music  with  earbuds / hates  the  summer / can  recite  passed  the  first  four  digits  of  pi / eats  frosting  out  of  the  jar / doodles  on  their  notebooks / can  bake  cookies / has  a  garden farm / has  had  a  snowball  fight / eats  pancakes  without  syrup / prefers  shorts  over  pants / can  name  more  than  ten  superheroes / has  a  plan  for  the  zombie  apocalypse / uses  the  same  password  for  everything / can’t  hold  their  breath  for  more  than  fifteen  seconds / watches  anime / hasn’t  read  harry  potter / can  say  ‘  i  love  you  ‘  in  more  than  one  language / prefers  mechanical  pencils / thinks  space  is  cool /  takes  personality  tests  more  than  once  to  make  sure / can’t  tie  their  shoelaces / has  a  purse / likes salads / likes  cool  colors  better  than  warm  colors / knows  how  to  braid  hair / reads  biographies / can  ice  skate / knows  their  mbti / reads  astrology  charts / prefers  the  star  wars  prequels  to  the  original  trilogy / plays  video  games / reads  the  newspaper / likes  chocolate  ice  cream  best / doesn’t  cuss / memorizes  song  lyrics / collects  coupons / has  a  preferred  order  at  starbucks / likes  movie  theater  popcorn / has  seen  a  play / listens  to  music  with  headphones / owns  a  hoodie / would  rather  own  cds  than  online  copies / has  written  a  poem / can  shuffle  cards / subscribes  to  a  magazine / double  dips  when  eating / drinks  directly  out  of  the  milk  container / keeps  a  journal.

[merotwst]

i think it'd be funny if Leona pavlo'd himself into regularly buying food/necessities for his S/O by accident the guy needs a routine but its very fucking hilarious to imagine it happened by accident and he never even noticed; even better if S/O is MC At ramshackle "Why is your fridge always empty anyway, herbivore-" "Crowley doesn't pay me enough or pay me at all-" [a part of the roof falls apart in the corner and light goes out] "Move in with me."

how about you do the cooking leona u stinky mf (affectionate). maybe if u started ur malewife era i'd stop spreading the fact that u smell like u havent showered in weeks

[mnstcrbnll]

"So! The second round, eh?

"How about we see what you guys answered to all of those?"

"And while we're at it, we'll give you the right answer."

"Aaaaafter I finished mocking everyone!"

[ the fire emoji is etna, the crown emoji is sadie ♥ ]

🔥: "Looks like the first question, " reoccuring dreams of kid!them being lost at sea with another person. this person is never the same between two dreams ", had just one quarter of our contestants answer May! But we had a lot of people also guessing Yellow and Ree... and two of you Clair and Viola! I wonder if Viola has weird dreams!!"

👑: "Almost half of you guessed that who sent " I lied to my boss more than once and told her I physically couldn't make it to work when I just wanted to stay home and watch cute nature documentaries instead. " was Grusha, but Colza and Viola were voted for one fourth of the votes each. Guess nobody likes to work in a Gym...!

🔥: "Half of you guessed correctly, Gold is " in possession of a redacted file stolen from the Johtonian government. "... but a lot of people wondered if maybe May or Alistair had something to do with it. And even Yellow?! Wooooow!!"

👑: "Half of you also knew that- ahum. Who sent " During one, rather unsavoury trip to Unova, I in fact, managed to get Grimsley, of Unovan Elite Four fame, to strip after he lost to me at blackjack sixteen times in a row. " was Alistair. One of you even thought it was Grusha... I can't see it, but okay.

🔥: "Cheer up! The next, "I put the milk in the cereal bowl first. ", caused a lot of ruckus! Some guessed right and picked Kane, some Ree, but we also got May, Grusha, Gold and even Clair! Can you imagine her, putting milk before the cereal?"

👑: "...I do that?"

🔥: "You're Galarian you don't count."

👑: "MOVING ON. The next, sad secret, " My brother broke my arm once because he was having a bitch fit and I told him to stop. ", had more people guessing wrong than those guessing right. A lot voted for Kane and Grusha, some voted for May and Clair, and even Colza-- wait, do they have a brother? ...still. Who guessed Yellow was correct."

🔥: "Most people guessed that Wes was the one who " tried to sell a throne on eBay.  ", but a lot also guessed Ree could've done that! Don't tell their boss!"

👑: "Exactly half of you guessed that  "I may come off as tough and harsh (rightfully so, thank you very much), but I do have a large, secret shine in the corner of my closet solely dedicated to a certain adorable little Pokemon. I love them! " was Clair's secret, but a lot of you also picked Alistair. Guess he has something to hide after all." 🔥: "Bad bitches like cute Pokèmon." 👑: "Bad bitches like cute Pokèmon."

🔥: "Another one most people guessed wrong! Kane was picked as the most likely to " have a tattoo of Piers’s band logo on their lower back ", but it was actually Colza! Man, someone who's more likely to have his arm broken, to get a tattoo like that and pours milk first... almost makes me want to meet him, he would fit just fine in Rissa!"

👑: "Honestly I thought you'd like to meet Viola more. She's the one who sent " I have an underground history in toxicology :) ", after all. 🔥: "I already have a poison enthusiast in my gang and I love her a lot, thank you very much!"

🔥: "Last but not least, our Ree had yet another great adventure, because they " met celebi once "! A lot guessed Yellow or Gold too, and, uh. Well. I mean they're not wrong, I guess? I'm sure they met it too!"

[adoriels-tears-if]

Arielle I hope you're feeling OK. We all feel weird sometimes... The important thing is to not let this get the better of you! You're strong you're powerful, YOU'RE ADORIEL!

Kill depression, slay anxiety and sit upon your throne victorious once more! 👑

The rest of the fandom and I will provide backup!

It's important to stay busy so that your brain doesn't get any funny ideas and starts making you think about stupid stuff that gets you down so here are some very important questions to occupy yourself with:

If you're sitting at a restaurant and the waiter takes a long time to come to your table, are you the waiter?

When you clean your vacuum cleaner, are you the vacuum cleaner?

Is water wet?

Is fire burnt?

Is cereal just cold soup?

If you put lasagna on top of another tray of lasagna is it two lasagna or one?

If swimming helps keep you lose weight, what are whales doing wrong?

Is grilled cheese melt just a grilled cheese sandwich?

Does a straw have one hole or two?

Are boneless chicken wings just chicken nuggets?

Joking aside I really hope you're feeling OK 😊 whenever you feel down you just have to remember it's a phase, but this too will pass. Stay positive and keep trying to be happy, you'll get there eventually you just to keep trying! Don't give up! You've got this! 🥰

Aww, I can always count on you to make me smile! Thank you !

Also

1/No, you are hungrier, nuance.

2/No, you're a slave !

3/Yes

4/Yes

5/No, the soup has to be creamy with nothing in it, no chunks. Yuck.

6/One, sadly.

7/They eat secretly.

8/No

9/We've had this discussion before, dear.

10/Yes!

[seaslugsims]

Some of these questions are already answered in the story but I thought it would be nice for you to expand on things in this format <3

I chose one for each category

You can to choose to answer about whoever you’d like really but i sent some names just in case !

💤 - do they fall asleep easily? what helps them sleep?

for Amari 🤍 Cason 🤍Arya 🤍Bebe Yona

🥞 - what is their comfort breakfast? (+ when and why? did it become their comfort breakfast)

for Dee 🤍 Bobbie 🤍 Arya 🤍 Finn (rip)

🌌 - what was the inspiration behind your oc? what was the first thing you decided about them?

for 🤍whoever you need to yell into the void about rn !!<3 !!!🤍

🏊 - can they swim? or are they afraid of water? how well do they swim? how do they feel about swimming in the ocean?

for 🤍 any of the adults!!! 🤍

👑 - what does your oc want to be remembered as? why? (Omg this one….)

for 🤍 the birch family🤍

🚲 - can they ride a bike? what do they remember from learning to ride a bicycle?

for Eva 🤍 Zamora 🤍 Tory 🤍

☄️ - what do people assume about them? are they right?

for whoever’s answer is the most plot relevant hehe >;03

💘 - what traits do they look for in a relationship? do they believe in love at first sight?

for 🤍 anyone! (sorry i couldn’t think of anyone specifically for this one ack) 🤍

Extra

🎲 - (any prompt that you really wanted to answer or any prompt that spark writing ideas from the list)

omg! thank you so much :D this was nice to wake up to!!

do they fall asleep easily? what helps them sleep?

Amari- She's pretty good at falling asleep and generally has a pretty regular sleep schedule. Usually the only trouble she has is with changes in seasons. Just keeping with a schedule, regular activity and sometimes taking melatonin when she needs it helps her.

Cason- He sleeps like a rock. Pretty erratic sleep schedule, as it often goes with people who struggle with substance abuse... He usually smokes weed to fall asleep, if he wants to sleep.

Arya- They're pretty sensitive to noise and light, so falling asleep can be pretty difficult. When Arya shared a room with Naveen, he tried using ear plugs and when they were younger he used to use an eye mask but didn't like to when they got older. He usually uses sleep aid or melatonin to fall asleep.

Yona- He does not sleep easily at all, he's had infant symptoms of sleep disorders. He's had some issues with falling asleep randomly during the day in the middle of activities and eating because he doesn't get enough sleep at night :(

what is their comfort breakfast? (+ when and why? did it become their comfort breakfast)

Dee- Very toasted waffles were her favorite when she was a kid. crunch.

Bobbie- Cereal! She's pretty much always had it for breakfast. It's simple and easy.

Arya- Arya's more of a simple breakfast kind of person, usually just smaller snacky sort of breakfast and having a bigger lunch and dinner.

Finn- They used to sleep in pretty late, generally they'd just eat whatever. Even just cold pizza from the night before.

what was the inspiration behind your oc? what was the first thing you decided about them?

i think i see little parts of myself and other people i've known in all of my ocs. i know in my head i have broader inspirations for all of them...

Dorothy- We have a lot in common, especially with my younger self aged 13-16... I know I wanted to tell the sort of story that many autistic people especially autistic women have including myself that isn't often shown.

Finn- They were loosely inspired by the type of people i interacted with while using and a few of my exes, but they eventually came into their own characters wise. (this also applies to Cason honestly)

can they swim? or are they afraid of water? how well do they swim? how do they feel about swimming in the ocean?

Oscar- He grew up in a rural area and spent a lot of time fishing and swimming in lakes growing up. He doesn't swim anymore, but he could if he wanted to.

Dorothy- She knows how to swim, but from age 7 onward she hated it. She hasn't tried to since and she doesn't plan to. Not because she's scared but for sensory reasons.

Eva- She doesn't like swimming, hasn't since she was 10. Definitely wouldn't in the ocean.

what does your oc want to be remembered as? why?

Dee- I feel like she doesn't want to be remembered. Probably mostly because of embarrassment and discomfort.

Bobbie- She has no idea what she would want to be remembered as other than a good person? She would loved to be remembered for some skill but she'd be fine with just being remembered for her positive character.

Oscar- I don't know if he's thought about that much at all. He feels like he's here to provide and work and do that well and move on to an afterlife, or not.

Inola- She was raised with more spiritual/religious influence than the other three. So, some of that still resonates with her but I feel like she feels similarly to Bobbie. Be good, do good.

can they ride a bike? what do they remember from learning to ride a bicycle?

Eva- Yes, her dad taught her. She had one of those cute little bikes with tassels/ribbons on the handle bars. It's collected spiderwebs in their garage.

Zamora- She never learned, but she aced roller skating LOL.

Tory- Tory learned with the help of his Uncle. He used to ride it around his neighborhood and all over town until he was about 14.

what do people assume about them? are they right?

hmmmm important question...

Ivan- He is just known for drug dealing, mainly. Because of that, people generally think he's a heavy user or aggressive because of that. He's generally never been, he just drinks and smokes and got into selling because he knew how to. Any aggression is more of a front than anything.

Oscar- Because he's pretty terrible at expression his emotions or reacting to emotional states, people think he's kind of emotionless or heartless. Far from it. He just struggles with opening up. He's trying to work on it... Since Inola pointed it out directly.

what traits do they look for in a relationship? do they believe in love at first sight?

heheheh

Dorothy- She really has always taken interest in any girl who took even the slightest interest in her... leading to several heartbreaks. She has wondered if she is burdened with 'love at first sight.' But, she doesn't really believe in it beyond media tropes.

Oscar- When he first got into a relationship with the twins' mom, he had no idea what he needed or wanted. As it goes with a lot of early-mid 20 somethings. He just wants someone who's dependable and caring, and he realized he needed someone who puts up some healthy boundaries.

for the random one! im gonna do....

do they enjoy having their picture taken? what's their go-to pose? do they like taking photos? what do they take photos of?

Arya- Hates it. Will do it for family events, IDs, anything absolutely necessary. He usually does the basic, sit/stand, holding their hands together, standing behind someone for group photos. They've always hated it. In major part because of insecurity regarding his appearance. They were bullied almost all of their childhood. (They do have a polaroid of Bobbie when they first started dating that Arya took, it's one of their prized possessions.)

Dorothy- No, definitely not. She doesn't like the idea of people looking at her when she can't see them. She's fine with like, baby and childhood photos because she doesn't feel connected to them but from 12-now? They make her very uncomfortable. Her earliest memory related to photo taking was of Laura forcing her to pose for a spring picture even though she was crying because of the sun in her eyes. She did use to love taking pictures of cool plants, animals and landscapes. She hasn't much since she was 15 though.

Bobbie- She does generally, she's fairly confident. She doesn't usually pose too theatrically, but she has a couple selfies out there. She does like taking pictures, usually just of things she finds aesthetically nice.

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One Saturday i unfortunately came from the club too early. K1.0 had thrown a bowl of cereal 🥣 to K4.0 which splashed on wall, 📺 and floor. Mom went on to say G had threatened to set Mom on fire 🔥 

Mom’s @wellingtonRegionalMedicalCenter LIFE support was removed Saturday 030224 she’s old, black “if only she was in her twenties”

SO G K4.0, K3.0 15years old with the “DEATH NOTE”, k2.0 who threatened to “SLAP 👋 YOUR FACE” if you don’t stop calling me K1.0 (i was annoyingGGGG him by telling him i can’t play 🏈 🏀 with you if you’re kicking neighbor’s fence, throw balls from neighbors’ yard, or near the 3 (working) cars

After this 10year old threatened me bodily harm. (Scary to see an almost zero fat in fighting stance) i stopped playing with K2.0 until he should write ✍️ a 50-word WHAT WOULD HE DO TO SOMEONE WHO SAID TO HIS MOM I WILL SLAP YOU IN YOUR FACE…

(The very reason his mom escaped to this house 7 years ago)

Unfortunately, G K4.0 heard the fight   K2.0 was was whisked away to the park to play ball

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[charmtion]

happy birthday queen! 👑💛

thank you, my love 🌻🫶🏼 ran out of milk this morning so currently facedown in my empty cereal bowl debating the meaning of life before an 8hr shift this afternoon. x

[fixtations-on-whatever]

intro for cereal tumblr

hi im enirez again and this blog is 4 cereal monsters

because why not

oops thats a lot

anyways here are the other tumblrs

my tumblrs: ✨️ - @flwr-bloom 🥣 - @fixtations-on-whatever <- u are here 👑 - @zerinelee

reminder that i swear a lot

ok byeeeeeeeee